Monday, October 01, 2012

Ehhh, it was a decent weekend.

I'll start by saying I didn't take my camera out of my duffel bag this weekend.  Bummer because there we lots of good pictures to take, from big shiny engines, sweet looking old cars, heauxs, the flabongo, the humongous crowd and what not.  I know I joked about showing up to Summit II with a fanny pack, but goddammit I really should for Vegas(not a chance in hell).  Speaking of Vegas, I heard El Pad was coming.  We'll be staying at Bill's Gambling Hall.  Find us.

Football was football again.  The Lions still stink, and Packers fans are complaining about referees AGAIN.  Seriously, Packers fans are the worst fans in the league.  You'll never come across a bigger group of fans with a sense of entitlement that constantly complains about getting screwed.  FUCK THE GREEN BAY PACKERS.

This band I watched on Saturday with Sister & Friends rocked.  They were some 20-something white guys that only played old funk, R&B, and Soul.  It was outstanding.  Shaker & The Egg is the name of the band.  They were dope as fuck.

Saturday night sucked my dick.  That's all I'm going to say about that.

I have the showing for this apartment tomorrow after work.  I'm looking forward to it, but I hope they don't try to screw me on anything.  It would be nice if it has a garbage disposal and a dishwasher, and maybe on-site laundry.  For $440 a month, I'm expecting none of those.  We'll see what this place is looking like.

GODDAMMIT, it's almost 9:00 already.  I hate Sundays.  Mainly, I hate going to work.

Why is ASAP Rocky on the FIFA13 commercial?  Do you guys even know who that is?  The o/u on that is 1.5.

So the refs just can't get the fuck out of the way in this Eagles/Giants game.  This is so dumb.  Let the guys play.

ANDY REID IS A FUCKING RETARD, AND HE GOT BAILED THE FUCK OUT.  Good lord, what an idiot.

Monday Video, I guess.



This is actually really good.

173 comments:

Mize said...

Cock!

Aitch said...

Balls!

Keef said...

Big morning

tem said...

yep

Jugdish said...

wall

Mize said...

Amazing

Beth said...

I blame the post.

(s)

Keef said...

Lawrence Tynes should be nicknamed Noodle Leg. Jesus. If you're an NFL kicker and you can't kick it 54 yards, GTFO

Keef said...

Worldwide annual coffee consumption climbed by 577% in the last three decades.

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

wft is going on here

Keef said...

LP gets fired and all of a sudden noone can comment?

I miss Him said...

first day of the month is busy for me

ToddPacker said...

I was in the hospital last week with pneumonia. shit was awful

ToddPacker said...

Ryder cup was terrible.... so much choking

Mize said...

Sysco bloodbath today

Mize said...

Jesus, Packer

blue said...

no more tebow

blue said...

although i'm excited for the tebow era to start in NYJETS

Aitch said...

How about them Giants?

Keef said...

I was in the hospital last week with pneumonia. shit was awful



damn

Aitch said...

Sorry to hear that, TP.

Keef said...

I was laughing on that last offensive PI call in the NYG game. Can't believe Colinsworth was saying that wasn't PI.

Aitch said...

Where is the midget today?

Aitch said...

I didn't see it. I was asleep by 9 last night.

Aitch said...

The "down by contact" call by Triplett was terrible though. Good thing Green Bay pulled that one out.

blue said...

"I was laughing on that last offensive PI call in the NYG game. Can't believe Colinsworth was saying that wasn't PI."

collinsworth is a joke

that was awful

blue said...

he also bitched about the PI call on assumuogha on that drive, where he was clearly holding the guy

blue said...

also though it was funny when collinsworth mused whether the eagles should try and throw a pass after the timeout, and Al Michaels said "who's going to throw it? weatherford?"

Keef said...

he also bitched about the PI call on assumuogha on that drive, where he was clearly holding the guy




yeah

Keef said...

And I think he complained about the PI on DRC the play before that one.

blue said...

that one was ridiculous

Keef said...

Blue
No hitting reset when we play our game in week 3

blue said...

yeah, no shit.

fuck that guy

blue said...

i knew i was going to get shit for that.

one game I was up by 12 with less than a minute to play and the interwebs died on me. (subsequently i'm getting new home interwebs tomorrow ns)

tried to play again later that same day and had the same issue, happened about 2 minutes into the 1st quarter.

Keef said...

what about the 3rd one?

blue said...

came to realize on my current setup, with a stupid verizon mifi my office supplies, that I can't be playing and cmblue be in the interweb at the same time, it kicks one of us off all the time.

blue said...

there's no 3rd one. Played the game 3 times

blue said...

after tomorrow, there will be no more restarts

Keef said...

ah. Thought it said 3 restarts

Keef said...

it would be hilarity if my internets goes out during our game

blue said...

it says 3 restarts, which is weird why it shows it that way.

did that to tem, said 2 restarts the time his game reset.

blue said...

so are we all ready for week 2 now?

Keef said...

I don't think tem has played yet

kod said...

"Seriously, Packers fans are the worst fans in the league. You'll never come across a bigger group of fans with a sense of entitlement that constantly complains about getting screwed. FUCK THE GREEN BAY PACKERS."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


so true; Boston gets a bad rap for this, but I think Sconnie is almost as bad

blue said...

yeah, he played on thursday...maybe he has to recruit

Keef said...

did tem win? It showed everyone's score but his

Keef said...

kod is a White Socks* fan right now

blue said...

yeah, he beat ECU 28-3 in classic tem doesn't let anyone score any points fashion

tem said...

"ah. Thought it said 3 restarts"

xbox knows english....or math.

3 restarts means 3 starts.

tem said...

"yeah, he played on thursday...maybe he has to recruit"

i should be good to go week 1. i am pretty sure i recruited and played ECU.

tem said...

restarts are the worse after you win and then it doesn't report it to the server.

tem said...

"after tomorrow, there will be no more restarts"

that'll depend on the EA servers. fuckers are down at the worst times.

El Padrino said...

yo

El Padrino said...

what you need a garbage disposal for

El Padrino said...

440 a month is jilarious

El Padrino said...

usually old people die from pneumonia

nice to hear your ok packer

El Padrino said...

colts coach has lukemia

Keef said...

Depart: PHOENIX / MESA,AZ (IWA) 06:30 pm
Arrive: LAS VEGAS,NV (LAS) 06:40 pm

Keef said...

BOOM

El Padrino said...

who do i blame for the ryder cup

Keef said...

Tiger/Stricker. If either of them wins 1 instead of going 0-4, USA wins.

tem said...

10 minute flight is nice.

tem said...

"who do i blame for the ryder cup"

nobody cares about golf.

blue said...

10 minute flight to vegas, that's a fast plane (s)

Keef said...

Is Tyler in for Vegas? I figure H is probably out

tem said...

wft was san antonio holmes doing on that play where he just throws the ball to the defender?

he learnt that from beanie wells i guess.

El Padrino said...

fucking Tiger

tem said...

i believe tyler said he was in.

keith, meiz, tem, tyler

Aitch said...

H is probably out. What are you bringing for spending money?

El Padrino said...

holmes play was hilarious
no reason to throw the ball like that

tem said...

"What are you bringing for spending money?"

he whored out csil for a weekend and made some cash.

Keef said...

What are you bringing for spending money?



Are you writing a book?

blue said...

maybe a blog

Mize said...

"what you need a garbage disposal for"


For disposing of garbage foodstuffs

Keef said...

make sense

Aitch said...

" Are you writing a book?"

Never been to Vegas. No idea how spendy it is. You have. I was asking how much you think would be a sufficient amount to have set aside, so as to get a clearer view if the trip is possible for me.

blue said...

i'd say $300 in spending cash is adequate

if you figure you don't have to pay for drinks much.

of course i've never been to vegas, so what do I know.

I also don't know your gambling habits.

Keef said...

Ah, gotcha. I read the comment as you ranking on me not having money for it. Apologies

Keef said...

Never been to Vegas. No idea how spendy it is. You have. I was asking how much you think would be a sufficient amount to have set aside, so as to get a clearer view if the trip is possible for me.



The room will be probably $100ish/person. I'd say probably bring another $100 for food. I don't know how much you gamble. I'm just going to bring $100 for that. Set aside maybe $250 for a hooker.

blue said...

hooker? you gotta get a cab for that then...what a pain in the ass

Keef said...

The cab was included in the $250

Keef said...

mize
did you see that TV deal I linkt*?

blue said...

oh, then that's not so bad

blue said...

can you get negative points from your kicker?

El Padrino said...

jesus $100 for gambling

what fun

s

blue said...

nuggets new alternate Unis

hilarious

El Padrino said...

"Ah, gotcha. I read the comment as you ranking on me not having money for it. Apologies"

i'll do that but then you mapped it out so all in like $300

doable for anyone how much was the flight

blue said...

javale mcgee looks very excited

El Padrino said...

"For disposing of garbage foodstuffs"

throw it in the garbage ya freak

Keef said...

can you get negative points from your kicker?



Most leagues are like -1 for missed FG or XP

Keef said...

how much was the flight


$130

El Padrino said...

4 fitty all in, dat's meiz rent

tem said...

"can you get negative points from your kicker?"

yes. you should bench him and then you are guaranteed to beat me by 1.

tem said...

unless you think you'll need the points in the future for a playoff tie breaker.

tem said...

"throw it in the garbage ya freak"

typical NYC anti environment talk.

tem said...

NYCers say they love USA but they do more to harm USA than any other city. including LAers.

blue said...

nyers don't love the USA, they love the NYC

Keef said...

TWHNBS

Keef said...

yes. you should bench him and then you are guaranteed to beat me by 1.


Then ESPN will adjust the scoring for someone and he'll lose

El Padrino said...

"typical NYC anti environment talk."

hippy

anyway no one has a disposal in nyc they were outlawed

Keef said...

For many years, garbage disposals were illegal in New York City because of a perceived threat of damage to the city's sewer system. After a 21-month study with the NYC Department of Environmental Protection,[6] the ban was rescinded in 1997 by local law 1997/071 which amended section 24-518.1, NYC Administrative Code

El Padrino said...

and yeah i went 11-2 last week on the picks so your welcome

Keef said...

LP is living in the past

blue said...

just think of how much money you'd have made

Keef said...

just think of how much money you'd have made




His fake gambling account is up to approximately $875k

El Padrino said...

so they arent outlawed anymore

good to know
i'll tell my 150 year old landlord to install one

El Padrino said...

a thanks is all im looking for

blue said...

apology accepted

Mize said...

"throw it in the garbage ya freak"

I don't like the smell of garbage in the house.

El Padrino said...

like i give a shit if my foodstuffs composts vs. flowing into the sewage system

why dont we just flush foodstuff down the turlet*

Keef said...

I don't like the smell of garbage in the house.



Don't move to CM

Mize said...

"Don't move to CM"


Doolie noted

Keef said...

wall

ToddPacker said...

"usually old people die from pneumonia"

i'm not "die from pneumonia old" yet. although the 104 fever had me hallucinating (ns)

kod said...

"kod is a White Socks* fan right now"


oh yeah, big time; at this point, I'm kinda hoping for a tie....I don't deserve to win this bet, yet do not want to lose this bet

El Padrino said...

"I don't like the smell of garbage in the house."

what about pussy?

Keef said...

I'm kinda hoping for a tie....I don't deserve to win this bet, yet do not want to lose this bet



Can't believe we didn't account for the tie.

Aitch said...

I'm still very tempted by Vegas, though my inner responsible adult and inner child are severly conflicted on this.

Keef said...

responsible, reshmonsible

Keef said...

Nyers are pussies

tem said...

its october bro

blue said...

that it is

Keef said...

ballers

El Padrino said...

first graders are black, tall and fast

no joke yo

Keef said...

I've seen white first graders

El Padrino said...

where is that i dont feel like clickin it

Keef said...

You want me to type it out so you don't have to click on it? Yeah ok

blue said...

it's in NYC

blue said...

spanish, short and slow

El Padrino said...

Queens

aint no slow ricans in brooklyn

either queens or washington heights

El Padrino said...

You want me to type it out so you don't have to click on it? Yeah ok

MADDDY busy yo

Keef said...

you clicked on it already

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ANDY REID IS A FUCKING RETARD, AND HE GOT BAILED THE FUCK OUT. Good lord, what an idiot.'

fuck andy reid, 30 for 30 needs to get on this, i want to know what shady did to him, either doesnt give him the ball or gives it to him just enough then takes it away when theyre really close

30for30 voice: what if i told you andy reid was trolling?

El Padrino said...

"you clicked on it already"

yup, and all i got was fox news sumbol and white page

shit takes forever to load so i bounced on it

no time for that shit

Keef said...

Stockton CA seems like a lovely place

El Padrino said...

piece

Mize said...

Apartment is awlsome

blue said...

stockton is very nice...home of Pacific University, which contrary to how it sounds, is nowhere near the ocean

blue said...

sorry, i mean university of pacific

Keef said...

stockton is very nice



For reals? I get lots of claims from Stockton and it seems to be the exact opposite of very nice.

Keef said...

Apartment is awlsome



suite

Mize said...

It's cozy, but the kitchen has chili room.

Mize said...

"30for30 voice: what if i told you andy reid was trolling?"

Brilliant

Mize said...

The only utility I have to pay is gas for the heat stove thingy. Kod style except not a wood-burner.

Spaceman Spiff said...

heard stockton is shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

urban dictionary is not kind to stockton

Keef said...

You don't have to pay for electricity?

Mize said...

"You don't have to pay for electricity?"


Nnnnope!

Keef said...

Nice

Keef said...

better jump on that

blue said...

oh, i was being facetious about Stockton

it's a fucking shithole

the nasty poor people who can't afford to live in the poor parts of Oakland, they all live in Stockton

Mize said...

Filling out the lease agreement tonight, taking it back tomorrow. The guy doesn't even want a security deposit. He goes "Just bring by like fifty bucks for some earnest money or something".


Sold!

blue said...

are you going to be able to get out of your current lease?

Keef said...

get that shit in writing

Keef said...

are you going to be able to get out of your current lease?


ha!

Mize said...

RGIII is incredible, Spiff. Congratulations. I'm happy for you guys.

Keef said...

Me & cmk are sposed* to go see that Perks of Being a Wallflower movie this weekend. I hope it's not ghey

Spaceman Spiff said...

"RGIII is incredible, Spiff. Congratulations. I'm happy for you guys."

thanks, it's awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

glad i didnt jinx him by drafting him in any league

Mize said...

The Skins having a QB has made twitter so much more fun. We all win.

Keef said...

Everything in life revolves around twitter for mize

Keef said...

*Not saying it as hate, just making a general statement

blue said...

week 2 meiz

Keef said...

tweet it to him

Keef said...

H
Do you find it weird that bmh comments on your fb statuses a lot?


NS

Mize said...

"Everything in life revolves around twitter for mize"


I like it a lot. I'm extremely interested in the comedy and thoughts of others. Plus, you can essentially text w/someone you don't really know, but know juuust enough.

Mize said...

I'm gonna try stealing internet with the router I ganked from time warner

Mize said...

*modem, not router

Mize said...

Trying to avoid buying a router, but I think getting one is inevitable

Keef said...

Maybe a neighbor will have a signal

Mize said...

I'm hoping the bar it's next to has wifi

Aitch said...

" H Do you find it weird that bmh comments on your fb statuses a lot?"

Nah. We've mostly made our peace with what happened. Truthfully, I'm on good terms with most of my exes.

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"Idiots with nothing better to do"





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