Wednesday, October 03, 2012

champyunships

Rangers are going to choke away the AL West, which actually means something this year because the winner doesn't have to play in the stupid 1 game wildcard on Friday.  Cardinals already clinched their spot against the Braves in the wildcard game.  Baseball playoffs should be a little more fun, a few new teams in it this year.  Oreos and A's.

I get to go home early today because they're shutting down the freeway for like 6 hours because of the presidential debate here in town.  Thanks Obama

got some new interwebs yesterday, but it's clocking significantly slower than advertised, blue is going to get pissed about that.

Rockies did not lose 100 games this year.  I was hoping they would, because at some point it was obvious they weren't going to win 100, so they may as well lose 100.  Unfortunately they won Monday night, or else the game today would have been fun to watch.  I haven't watched a rockies game since probably July (ns).  but at least they'll have the 3rd pick in the draft.

Broncos vs Patriots has always been fun when the broncos have been decent.  I expect an ass whooping for the broncos on Sunday though.  Not much on their defense has changed since they got slaughtered twice by the Pats last year, so not sure why they think they'll be competitive this year.  Plus you know Josh McD wants to stick it to the broncos as much as possible.  The Patriots might score 70 points.

The writers of this new Go On show on NBC are trying to write a show that appeals to both men and women.  They figure if they have a guy who hosts a sports radio talk show and they make sports references, that'll bring in the guy audience.  And, if they make it all sappy because he lost his wife and is going through therapy, that'll bring in the lady audience.  That way they don't have to write anything that's actually funny or interesting.  But you know what, it works, I watch it and cmblue watches it, and every once in a while we laugh.  I mean it's not nearly as funny as New Girl but it does get some laughs, and keeps me entertained.

Tune in next week when blue gives you an update on the baseball playoffs and reviews another sitcom that EP doesn't watch.







124 comments:

Mize said...

"got some new interwebs yesterday, but it's clocking significantly slower than advertised, blue is going to get pissed about that."

Gotta have that hardline on standby

Beth said...

So I hope I don't jinx it by mentioning it, but I think I might be applying for a new job.

Beth said...

S

Mize said...

NS*


*fixed

blue said...

I think we have a lingerie league team here

blue said...

i have no idea when they play though

i guess in the summer

Mize said...

There's one in Green Bay. One of my buddies bought the domain gbchill.com in hopes of making a buck off the team. It is dormant.

blue said...

oh, i guess our team folded

blue said...

like 2 years ago

where the hell have I been

tem said...

married with kids

Beth said...

Lusting after the hot receptionist.

tem said...

does columbus have a team?

blue said...

doesn't look like they do

Aitch said...

Beth's link does not work for me. Lingerie League tryouts I assume?

Aitch said...

"There's really no good way to say "Your boyfriend wants to dump you. That's why we're friends on Facebook.""

This needs to be elaborated upon.

Beth said...

"Beth's link does not work for me. Lingerie League tryouts I assume?"

Close, Atlanta is getting a lingerie league team.

tem said...

how is it close? isn't it exactly right?

blue said...

maybe it doesn't mention tryouts

blue said...

"Your boyfriend wants to dump you. That's why we're friends on Facebook."

meiz is trying to get in good with a lady friend before she gets dumped so she has a shoulder to cry on...then BAM..he's carrying her purse.

Mize said...

"This needs to be elaborated upon."


Not really. I was thinking out loud. I'm fb friends with an acquaintance of mine because she's hot, my buddy spent the summer talking about dumping her, and hey, she's kinda crazy so maybe I'll get the chance to throw it in there some time.

tem said...

does purse mean vagina?

tem said...

blue was "close"

Mize said...

"meiz is trying to get in good with a lady friend before she gets dumped so she has a shoulder to cry on...then BAM..he's carrying her purse."


Blue knows. Minus the purse part.

Keef said...

Kiribati is the only country that falls in all four hemispheres.

Beth said...

"maybe it doesn't mention tryouts"

This.

blue said...

i'm on fire with assumptions today

Keef said...

wall

Mize said...

goddman mushroom truck is always late

Mize said...

Acid reflux is destroying my life today.

blue said...

fucking shrooms

tem said...

acid reflux is a bitch you

Keef said...

Acid reflux is destroying my life today.




It's the worse.

blue said...

WHAT DID YOU GUYS EAT

Keef said...

Doesn't matter what I eat

blue said...

exactly

blue said...

not sure of what your point is

tem said...

I don't get acid reflux. I just know lots of people bitch about it.

Keef said...

not sure of what your point is



It's awful

blue said...

and?

Keef said...

and?



you cheat at NCAA

blue said...

i'll show you some cheating next week bitch

blue said...

if i cheated I would be undefeated all the time like tem

Keef said...

maybe you're just that bad

Keef said...

why don't you except* a brother's friend request on xbl

blue said...

i never see that shit.

i don't know where to go to asccept

i tried looking all over for it

Keef said...

hit the middle button on the remote that opens up that xbox menu. scroll to the friends tab, it might be there

El Padrino said...

ha

josh mcdaniels

man that was a riot

blue said...

jug loves mcdaniels..gave them cutler for free

Keef said...

NON-STORY. Espn is the worse*

blue said...

"I'm all on board for it," Heat coach Erik Spoelstra said. "I think it needs to be addressed. I think the steps they're taking right now, I think will benefit the game. I do. It remains to be seen if it truly has an impact. But I think it's a step in the right direction."

until lebron gets fined and suspended

blue said...

it'll be interesting to see if the NBA gives the superstars like Blake Griffin a pass

El Padrino said...

Turkey fired on selected targets inside Syria immediately after Syrian shells hit a Turkish border town, Turkey's prime minister said in a prepared statement. Turkey said it will hit more targets if Syrian attacks are repeated.

El Padrino said...

flopping

blue said...

"Turkey fired on selected targets inside Syria immediately after Syrian shells hit a Turkish border town, Turkey's prime minister said in a prepared statement. Turkey said it will hit more targets if Syrian attacks are repeated"

let them blow themselves up

Keef said...

blake griffin is a superstar?

blue said...

he's on subway commercials and kia commercials

he must be

Keef said...

Oh man, Boise is going to get slaughtered next week.

blue said...

against Fresno?

tem said...

tem will lose this year.

Keef said...

against Fresno?


Next week. Not this week

kod said...

congrats on winning the bet Keith; I'm actually surprised to have lost that one, usually it goes the other way...I'm only surprised when I win.

One Votto bobblehead coming your way


When you get a chance (no rush at all, it will take me a while to get everything together anyway) send me an address you would like me to mail it off to




Mize said...

Low comment output today. Goddamn work, aye?

El Padrino said...

aye

El Padrino said...

i'm fucking retarded busy

Keef said...

Thanks kod. That was a close one. Goddman Cleveland!


Address is:
1434 S. Western Skies Dr
Gilbert AZ 85296

Mize said...

Me too. We're running out of warehouse space. Sucks balls. I feel bad for the guys that work on the docks and the stockers, but then I remember they think I actually have something to do with the volume of product we're bringing in, so they bitch about me. Fuck 'em. Except for the lumpers. Those guys are cool.

El Padrino said...

We're running out of space

story of your life

Mize said...

I guess

kod said...

thanks keith, I'll make the buy online this weekend

Keef said...

You should wait at least 9 months before you send it

/LP

El Padrino said...

freeze it first kod

El Padrino said...

don't send it at all

/aitch

Keef said...

Goddamn Rangers

Keef said...

freeze it first kod




This

Keef said...

don't send it at all

/aitch




Weasels are awful

El Padrino said...

i'm not one to take work home but i think i might have to bring some docs home to read them for i do not get the opportunity to read them in the office

big boy problems

El Padrino said...

i hate reading

El Padrino said...

i hate alot of things

El Padrino said...

i love alot of things too though

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

I do a gift exchange every xmas w/ the kids in cmk's family and any bf/gf of theirs. Every person draws a name and the limit is $20. Cmk just said they drew names today and I got csil's bf. FML

Keef said...

FML was for H

Mize said...

We drew names last month. I have no idea who I got.

Keef said...

csil's bf is a Broncos fan. Maybe I can just get him a bottle of vodker and put a Broncos sticker on it

Keef said...

I need Cabrera to either get a hit tonight or go 0-2 at worse* to win the bet with my boss. I've got Cabrera at .330 or better. So far I'm 3-1-1 on bets with him

blue said...

Week2 done

blue said...

I asscepted the friend request and requested tem

Aitch said...

" I got csil's bf."

Definitely gotta go with booze.

Mize said...

Blue is hip like the kids now

Keef said...

I want to get booze for him. But not sure how well that would go over.

Aitch said...

Why do you care?

Aitch said...

Is it a secret that he's off the wagon?

Mize said...

Jesus christ, UMass runs the option out of the no-huddle

Mize said...

Okay, daddy's figuring out a little bit of this spread playcalling.

Mize said...

Goddammit, I love James White more than Montee Ball

Mize said...

Haaahaha. The game gives me -75 Sportsmanship and a holding penalty for calling a screen, up 35-0 and then I fumble on the very next play.

Yeah, okay.

Mize said...

I hope setting myself to autopilot before advancing is how to let the cpu recruit. I don't feel like doing it.

tem said...

Don't get him booze. Won't you luck out and shell break up with him before Christmas, or he will dump her. I'd buy that gift last minute.

tem said...

You know you can do qucik callsb with the x button? Goes a lot faster.

Keef said...

Why do you care?




Because contrary to popular belief I'm not that big of an asshole

Mize said...

"You know you can do qucik callsb with the x button? Goes a lot faster."


Quick calls? No, I was/am unaware

Aitch said...

It's only being an asshile if he wasn't drinking

Aitch said...

Miggy finished with a .330 BA. Keith's bet is a push.

Aitch said...

"I've got Cabrera at .330 or better"

I was wrong. Keith won.

Keef said...

Crazy. I made that .330 bet before the season

blue said...

got my first signee for the year

five star WR, i think the top guy in the nation

Mize said...

I hope the CPU recruits me something decent. Unmotivated.

El Padrino said...

jug is figuring out the paragraphs i bet

Mize said...

I don't know what the problem with that is.

Mize said...

Why not just slap some junk up the night before?

Mize said...

I like yogurt. But not the ones with the actual fruit in them. It's a consistency thing. Bad mouth feel.

El Padrino said...

Why not just slap some junk up the night before?

^

El Padrino said...

fuck yogurt

El Padrino said...

whatta got a yeast infection

El Padrino said...

youz guys see my tweets?

El Padrino said...

i dont think my twitter machine works

El Padrino said...

never any good stories on espn

Mize said...

"youz guys see my tweets?"


I don't check twitter during the day

Mize said...

"fuck yogurt"


It helps with the digestive system. And it's cheap and tasty.

El Padrino said...

"I don't check twitter during the day"

last night bunghole

El Padrino said...

"It helps with the digestive system. And it's cheap and tasty."

and it's fermented milk made with bacteria

Mize said...

Oh, I don't really recall

tem said...

go

Mize said...

"and it's fermented milk made with bacteria"


Exactly. And tastes good.

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