Friday, October 12, 2012

Beat it, nothing to see here.

Here are my picks:
Atlanta
Cincy
Rams
Jets
Detroit
Tampa
Ravens
Bills
Seattle
Giants
Vikes
Packers
Broncos

No gems this week Daddy is too busy to post (on the heels of two back to back 18 hour working days, ns).  WHOA.

Refunds will be paid in Magnum Ultra-Thin Condoms.  Sorry Meiz.

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tem said...

vacation starts today. leave at like 6pm. i need a spot start on tuesday.

tem said...

i had to carpool with cmtem so i am at work about 2 hours before usual.

tem said...

people watch a debate between VP candidates?

tem said...

was one of the questions "what does a VP do all day?"

if the answer is play video games then I am in.

tem said...

big boss is on the phone cussing people out. could be a fun day.

tem said...

i forgot to export my itunes from my old computer to the new one.

tem said...

oh, bed situation at bills. basically they aren't set up well for odd numbers.

so, either i get a 3rd room or someone gets the floor.

they don't do cots, it is a fire hazard. and they don't do couches.

i didn't ask if they had a villa for a hangover style party.

i am leaning towards the 3rd room. we are too old to be sleeping on floors.

tem said...

nobody cares about Lance Armstrong anymore.

tem said...

i give him props for banging sheryl crow though.

but i think he cheated on his wife so that is douchey.

tem said...

i hate cheaters.

tem said...

jugbeth, what is a good gift for the 1yr anniversary?

tem said...

jug totally posts less now that he is married.

tem said...

don't think we don't notice.

tem said...

the nicer the car the less likely it is to use turn signals.

tem said...

also, if you bitch about people not using turn signals at work everyone will agree with you and say they hate that and that they always use their turn signals.

but then nobody on the road uses these turn signals.

tem said...

and bike people...either you are a vehicle or you are a pedestrian.

don't ride in the middle of the road holding up traffic until you get to an intersection then walk through the intersection like you are now a pedestrian.

pick one.

tem said...

fucking bike riders making me late for work.

tem said...

well not today.

tem said...

but some other day

tem said...

panties is a fun word to say

tem said...

the ctrl key on my keyboard sticks still.

tem said...

if this was el pads computer i would know why. but i don't know why on my work computer.

tem said...

we have a sign that says 1+1 = 3. it drives me nuts.

tem said...

at the wedding i went to this past weekend the unity ceremony was a science experiment where they did that volcano mixture. baking soda and vinegar or whatever.

they spiced it up a bit though. they are pretty nerdy.

tem said...

verlander is good

tem said...

i wish UFC still existed

tem said...

i don't care if Vick owns a dog. i hope he doesn't have it fight.

tem said...

it'd be funny though if he named it Mike Tyson or Kimbo Slice or something like that.

Kimbo would be a good name for a dog.

tem said...

Mike is an OK name. Normal human names for dogs are good.

tem said...

Tampa Bay coach's son got suspended 6 hike school games for saying a bad word to a ref. just one bad word too, not a whole slew of them.

that's harsh.

tem said...

El Tardo can't keep a schedule.

tem said...

steelers lost. haha terrible towell.

tem said...

i am getting better at crossword puzzles. that means i am getting old.

tem said...

wava on upset alert as usual.

tem said...

ftr i called the vikings start this season.

tem said...

i am wearing a purple shirt today

tem said...

black office lady likes it

tem said...

isn't keith due to knock cmk up again?

tem said...

also aren't we do for another csil story or some hsil pics?

tem said...

bunch of slackers round here

tem said...

florists do have same day delivery.

tem said...

chick on the voice from the other night had really sharp teeth.

and half blonde half black hair.

tem said...

on Chopped if you have a sad story you will win.

if the show starts off with you saying you want to win for your sick _____ or recently deceased _____ you win.

tem said...

fucking Chopped had teens on yesterday.

one teen had grey hair.

is it grey or gray?

tem said...

can it be both?

tem said...

i wonder if that penguin that got fucked by a seal got knocked up.

tem said...

i think animal planet would make good money off a show that had different animals fighting. like put a bear and a lion in a boxing ring and let them have at it.

tem said...

speaking of bears.

so i am driving in maryland and the interstate sign says "Watch Out For Our Local Wildlife" and it has a picture of a deer on it and a picture of a bear on it.

tem said...

are bears really wandering onto the interstate?

i saw like 6 dead deer on the side of the road, but no bears.

tem said...

i don't know what i would have done if a bear ran out in front of me.

i assume my car wins the battle against the bear, but maybe not.

maybe i get a dent and a pissed off bear. instead of a dent and a dead bear.

tem said...

if i had hit a bear and it attacked me the police officer should have tolt me i should have read the sign.

tem said...

that is a lot of ifs i know

tem said...

a lot of huge ifs

tem said...

if keith was the police officer responding to the bear report he would have just went home.

tem said...

45 minutes until my usual work arrival time. sadderday

tem said...

did i use that right?

tem said...

dropping a "and boom goes the dynamite" during sex does not seem to amuse cmtem.

tem said...

insert ::because it was in the first 10 seconds:: joke here

tem said...

if states keep legalizing gambling what are the indians going to do for money?

tem said...

they keep getting fucked over

tem said...

they should look into developing nukes. then we'd have to give them north dakota.

tem said...

then i would need my passport to go home with cmtem for christmas.

tem said...

i have a passport though, so i think we'd be set.

tem said...

+10 TCS points for whoever reads all these shitty comments.

tem said...

i like that american TV is filled with Fat Husband Hot Wife couples.

sometimes it is nerdy guy hot wife.

not too many hot guy fat wife shows out there.

tem said...

fat guy fat wife exists.

hot guy hot wife does too.

never seen a hot guy fat wife show.

Jugdish said...

jug totally posts less now that he is married.


you dont post a lot either


s

tem said...

i don't like those nfl or verizon commercials where some nerd learns football on his phone then progressively becomes "cooler"

they have a guy and a girl one. they start out as nerds with glasses and then end up stylish with no glasses.

tem said...

why the fuck would learning about football make you get contacts or LASIK?

tem said...

and then they start going to the gym.

most football fans i know dislike the gym.

Jugdish said...

jug totally posts less now that he is married.


it was the .com to .net change...i can only post from My phone whilst at work

tem said...

we watch, we don't do.

tem said...

"i can only post from My phone whilst at work"

so you can post, got it.

tem said...

that verizon commercial should be the guy getting fatter and sitting on a couch knowing for about football.

tem said...

fattest guy knows the most about football. he has the most time to learn because he does the least amount of other stuff.

tem said...

if he is fat enough that he isn't getting laid then he knows even more because he has even more time.

Jugdish said...

Yes, but its wildly inconvenient

tem said...

i bet mad men knows this shit.

mad men need to do some ads.

tem said...

i bet switching accounts to beth on the phone is a bitch.

Jugdish said...

I had to get a second phone.

ToddPacker said...

nice temrun

tem said...

getting 2 phones to keep up the charade was a good touch. i appreciate the efforting.

tem said...

the temrun felt weaker than normal. i am not nearly as angry or awake as usual.

Jugdish said...

I asked cmjug if she would run the beth account, but she refused

tem said...

is that chicago teacher strike still going on?

tem said...

i like that damn Sub show on ABC but since i like it that guarantees it will be cancelled before 2013 starts.

Mize said...

I am nonplussed in regards to work today. Might start looking again.

Mize said...

Bottom of the totem pole sucks my dick.

Mize said...

Who do I gotta blow around here to get some authority and respect back?

Mize said...

Maybe I should go back to being a temp. I had juice when I was a fucking temp.

Mize said...

Fuck man.

tem said...

start the preparedness for a job search

tem said...

or just find someone there to blow you.

getting blown gets you the respect.

Mize said...

I'm dropping a "Read a book, bro" on somebody here, soonish.

Mize said...

"Who do I gotta blow around here to get some authority and respect back?"


Can I buy you dinner and some drinks?

/H

Mize said...

"Who do I gotta blow around here to get some authority and respect back?"


I could just rub your feet all night.

/H

Mize said...

I should do some work and get over it for a while. Bollocks.

Mize said...

This

Mize said...

Is

Mize said...

HUNDO!

tem said...

i suspect you'll have to move up within the company before another company hires you at a higher rank on the totem pole.

Jugdish said...

Easy with that totem pole talk


/kod

Mize said...

"i suspect you'll have to move up within the company before another company hires you at a higher rank on the totem pole."


Malarkey!

Mize said...

I'm looking forward to using my new usb chargers I boat

Mize said...

Sometimes I like to roll my Rs for no good reason

I Blue it said...

why do you need to charge your USB?

I Blue it said...

fucking orioles should have won all 4 games

I Blue it said...

all 4 LDS series went to a game 5, has that ever happened before?

I Blue it said...

I would think Elias would know that..or meiz

I Blue it said...

although keith is the king of useless knowledge

Mize said...

I'm a-learnsin' the Hispanyoli on the citizens band radio today. Kwal es too nambray?

El Padrino said...

tem run was great i lol'd at a few comments

El Padrino said...

"black office lady likes it"

black people LOVE purple

Mize said...

"tem run was great i lol'd at a few comments"

yes

Mize said...

"black people LOVE purple"


Fact. I think it's a neutral color for the black folks to wear.

I Blue it said...

"black people LOVE purple"

purple drank?

Keef said...

Horry crap

El Padrino said...

purple = eggplant

makes cents

Mize said...

I enjoy some occasional Cat Stevens

Mize said...

"purple = eggplant

makes cents"


Indeed

tem said...

"all 4 LDS series went to a game 5, has that ever happened before?"

probably.

I Blue it said...

"probably"

that's the kind of analysis I expected from LoV

tem said...

is beano cook the gambling guy or is that some other old dude?

Keef said...

"all 4 LDS series went to a game 5, has that ever happened before?"



No. 2001 had 3 but the 4th was a sweep

tem said...

then my probably analysis was spot on.

good job. cheerio.

I Blue it said...

chocolate cheerios are good

tem said...

sounds gross

Mize said...

"chocolate cheerios are good"

This exists?

I Blue it said...

of course they exist

I Blue it said...

chocolate cheerios

tem said...

that seems like it could be porn of some kind

tem said...

it could be a movie about black british whores

El Padrino said...

Stephen Hill (NYJ - WR) Add Free Agents

Back 2 Defend Eugene
Chaz Schilens (NYJ - WR)

classic shit for shat waiver wire pickup

Mize said...

mulignan

Mize said...

"Stephen Hill (NYJ - WR) Add Free Agents

Back 2 Defend Eugene
Chaz Schilens (NYJ - WR)

classic shit for shat waiver wire pickup"


Kerley is the play. Maybe.

Mize said...

Freeze frame!

Keef said...

Some avalanches travel more than 100 miles per hour.

Keef said...

This exists?



Stop it

Keef said...

There are 3 #s on that jug text that I don't know. 303 (blue?), 818 (T?), 952 (kod?)

El Padrino said...

i dont know any of them just assume based on the content of the text who it's from

i only have aitch programmed because we've spoken before

Keef said...

yeah he's probably the only one you've spoken to

Keef said...

also aren't we do for another csil story or some hsil pics?


Do?

Keef said...

Listening to DP on the way to work this morning, they were talking about chicks who have names that when you hear them you know they're crazy. One of the guys said Lindsay. Made me lol

El Padrino said...

"yeah he's probably the only one you've spoken to"

when not in a group i think yes

unless you count fat rev

Keef said...

A wrestler who goes by the name CM Punk hit the wrong person Monday night in Sacramento and ended up striking a fan in the back of the head with his fist.
It happened during a segment with during a "WWE Monday Night Raw" taping as CM Punk stood unprotected in the middle of the crowd, Fox40 in Sacramento reported. Someone struck him in the back of the head and he tried to hit back -- but he got the wrong person.

El Padrino said...

"if states keep legalizing gambling what are the indians going to do for money?"

cigarettes?

Keef said...

when not in a group i think yes


No. got it.

I Blue it said...

what jug text?

tem said...

"Do?"

i'm a bad typer

Keef said...

what jug text?



The text jug sent

tem said...

nobody knows blues number

tem said...

he didn't even want to be x box friends with us.

Keef said...

I bet blue knows

tem said...

blue doesn't know his own number.

I Blue it said...

303 is denver, maybe it was my old number

I Blue it said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Keef said...

we'll call bleu from LV

Mize said...

Blue's DJ Mike Hitman over here with the phone number

Keef said...

at 4am

El Padrino said...

remember answering machines

those were tight

Keef said...

your face is tight

kod said...

"(kod?)"


yessir; hung on to my Mpls # for the cell



kod said...

"people watch a debate between VP candidates?"


right? Cmkod wanted to watch, which resulted in a ::biden::, followed by a 8 PM bedtime

El Padrino said...

palin should do vp debates every year no matter the candidates

kod said...

"the nicer the car the less likely it is to use turn signals."


I think it's more like a bell curve, crappy old jalopies don't seem to signal very often either (probably in part b/c many of them don't have functioning signals)

kod said...

"palin should do vp debates every year no matter the candidates"


love it, but I'd like to include Admiral Stockdale into those plans; as great as Palin was, she wasn't close to the unintentional hilarity that was the Admiral.



Mize said...

Biden was on fire last night. I had no idea he had a personality.

El Padrino said...

that is all he has actually

kod said...

"that is all he has actually"


that's funny, I had a similar but slightly different reaction to Meiz' comment. My thought was, even Rs acknowledge that Biden is personality plus.

he truly is a man of the people; not many politicians like that anymore, at least in the US (r or d)

kod said...

"+10 TCS points for whoever reads all these shitty comments."


I've enjoyed them

El Padrino said...

ass kisser

tem said...

" think it's more like a bell curve, crappy old jalopies don't seem to signal very often either (probably in part b/c many of them don't have functioning signals)"

good call. i like this theory better.

tem said...

like el pad isn't a huge ass kisser at work.

exhibit A: 2 straight 18hr days.

El Padrino said...

"exhibit A: 2 straight 18hr days."

2 jobs you knucklehead

El Padrino said...

el pad dont kiss ass, el pad crushes ass

Keef said...

2 jobs you knucklehead


Fucking woe

kod said...

"Freeze frame!"


Freeze frame??!!

El Padrino said...

damn right

tem said...

i'll bet $100 that if an impartial observer obversed el pad at the main job for a week the impartial observer would label him an ass kisser.

tem said...

good luck setting up an impartial observer, but if you do, i got $100 on ass kisser.

kod said...

"cigarettes?"



I'm impressed EP, that's exactly right


Mize said...

"he truly is a man of the people; not many politicians like that anymore, at least in the US (r or d)"


I was thoroughly impressed with him. He handled Ryan the same way I've been hoping for somebody to step up and just call bullshit on every BS piece of rhetoric that ticket spews out. I was laughing my ass off last night.

kod said...

"ass kisser"


nah, I'm far too big of a TCS longshot to bother with that

Mize said...

Oh, you're Jack Kennedy now?!?!

That slayed me.

Mize said...

"el pad dont kiss ass, el pad crushes ass"


El Pad is not out here simpin'. Whatta keep that pimp hand strong, playa.

El Padrino said...

lol

Aitch said...

Mize often forgets an important fact...


















He's white.

I Blue it said...

what's skin color have to do with it.

I Blue it said...

it's like those transgender people who say they were born a woman but they're a man...or whatever.

meiz was born white, but he's really black, and they don't have a surgery to change that yet.

michael jackson was the opposite way

Keef said...

goddamn

Keef said...

Mize often forgets an important fact...


He's white.





racist

Keef said...

Boston isn't a racist town

/H

Mize said...

"what's skin color have to do with it."


According to H, my skin color predisposes me to certain behavioral patterns.

tem said...

i'm out.

gone for like a week or something. might comment while i am overseas, but i doubt it.

I Blue it said...

"goddamn"

my guess is this guy accidentally ends up dead soon

Mize said...

Overseas? Is this the temcruise?

Ha. Tem Cruise

kod said...

"WINONA, Minn. (AP) — Police in Winona say they're investigating a tavern's report that a man made off with pulltab proceeds by impersonating a state gambling inspector.

Deputy Chief Tom Williams says the man went into Cheater's Bar on Thursday and asked to inspect collections from the game. A bar employee let the man go through the pulltab boxes. After a while, the man said he had to get something from his vehicle and left; the man never returned. The amount of missing money hasn't been disclosed."


Cheaters Bar, ha

tem said...

"goddamn"

why was this guy taping 30 seconds before anything happens? do people usually just make sure they are sitting at the front of the bus and video tape shit that happens?

kod said...

"i hate cheaters."


/tem

tem said...

cmtem and i are going to london and paris. we were going to go to china to visit her sister. then her sister moved.

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