Thursday, October 18, 2012

22 More Days...

...until I will be wishing I was in Vegas.

WOE!

All the talk about eating yesterday was pretty funny. I'm a picky eater, so I don't eat a lot of things. For example, I don't like a lot of cheese. I like mozz, and cheddar sometimes, but its a consistency thing for me too. I like cheddar on things like potato skins, but melted cheddar that is soupy...nope. I don't like alfredo sauce either. I don't like a lot of casseroles and things like that. I am more of a meat and potatoes person, as long as those potatoes aren't smothered in soupy melted cheese. I could go on. As weird as I think it is that mize doesn't like onions and peppers, I have a lot more hang ups with food.

I have a female boss at work for the first time. Does anyone else have one, or have you had one? Its like having a second wife sometimes. There are good days and

A lot of talk on sports talk on whether A-Rod has played his last game as a yankee. He has 5 years and over 100 million left on that contract, and I think they'd have to eat over 90% of it to get rid of him. He can't hit righties anymore...good thing not many people are right handed (s). They could trade him to the Dodgers, or better yet, I heard the Red Sox just freed up some money. He'd fit in nicely with what they have going on there.

I think I'm done...I better post. GO!

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Jugdish said...

it appears for the moment I can access blogger comments from work

Jugdish said...

I'm back!

Jugdish said...

we'll see how long this lasts

El Padrino said...

"I have a female boss at work for the first time."

nothing like getting a blowjob from your commanding officer

Jugdish said...

nothing like getting a blowjob from your commanding officer



in this case...no thanks

Mize said...

"I have a female boss at work for the first time. Does anyone else have one, or have you had one?"


Yes. Both of my most recent female bosses were/are awesome. They seem to be more progressive in the way the run their operations and are way more open to new ideas. Not so micro managy, they don't get into pissing contests with their subordinates, less "bossy", etc... Jen & Jen are my 2 favorite bosses ever.

Also, they both swear like sailors, so I could cuss at them and they wouldn't get tight over it. I've had more than one phone conversation end like this with both of them.

Mize: Are you fucking kidding me?

Bosslady: No, I am not fucking kidding you.

Mize: Fuck! ::slams phone on receiver::

Bosslady: ::lets Mize cook the task at hand::

El Padrino said...

"in this case...no thanks"

ugly/fat chicks give great head

Mize said...

In contrast, I don't dare cuss around my current boss because he puffs up when faced with any changes or adversity. He's also one of those good God-fearing men that says things like gosh darn it, and gets uncomfortable when somebody on the radios says something like "thank you sweetheart" to another guy. Kinda awkward.

Jugdish said...

Not so micro managy, they don't get into pissing contests with their subordinates, less "bossy"


i get both of those. gotta pick and choose the battles

Mize said...

"ugly/fat chicks give great head"

How many drinks does a good knobber cost?

/H

Jugdish said...

Also, they both swear like sailors, so I could cuss at them and they wouldn't get tight over it.


she cusses a lot too. however i find that some chick in the military feel they have to over do that kind of stuff.

Mize said...

"she cusses a lot too. however i find that some chick in the military feel they have to over do that kind of stuff."


I guess. The 1st thing I saw my 1st boss here do was cuss out one of our salespeople on the phone. It was awesome.

BLUE said...

i had a chick boss for awhile. It was ok, but yes, very moody

Keef said...

"I have a female boss at work for the first time. Does anyone else have one, or have you had one?"



My boss at HD is a chick, she started in June. She's a dumb bitch. She just turned 24, so she's trying to "prove" herself. Which means that she kisses everyone's ass and her idea of being a manager is "making sure people know you have authority". Those are the worse*. And like any chick, she holds grudges like a motherfucker.

In summary, I hate the stupid cunt

El Padrino said...

well then

El Padrino said...

for some reason i thought you quitted the HD

Mize said...

I don't think I could currently work for a 24 year old girl. Because that's what she is. A girl. I'd probably ignore her all the time.

Tyler said...

RE: Female boss.

Last yob = female boss. She was cool.

Current yob = female boss + boss's boss is female. Plus boss's boss's boss is female too. It's been an up-and-down 4-1/2 years.

El Padrino said...

sounds awful

glad i work in an industry in which woman advancement is frowned upon

El Padrino said...

still rocking the good ol' boy netowrk

Mize said...

wow

Tyler said...

her idea of being a manager is "making sure people know you have authority". Those are the worse*

I work with a guy like this. He is one of my pseudo-bosses. At the end of November he will not be around anymore.

El Padrino said...

why wont the Cardinals die

Tyler said...

He is also the last male manager/supervisor in my department. I don't really have a problem with it, but some of the managers around here are...inconsistent I guess is the diplomatic answer.

Tyler said...

why wont the Cardinals die

You have that the other way around. It is the Giants who need to die a horrible death.

Tyler said...

Cards have them magic bats.

El Padrino said...

beltran is a better post season hitter than Babe Ruth

that is a fact jack

El Padrino said...

(bring it on)

El Padrino said...

cycling doping thought it was an ok article

Mize said...

Fuck the Cardinals

Jugdish said...

glad i work in an industry in which woman advancement is frowned upon


shocking too

s

Jugdish said...

wall

Tyler said...

Fuck the Giants

*fixed

BLUE said...

"beltran is a better post season hitter than Babe Ruth"

it's all about one at bat.


it's like the guy who always hits HRs when your team is down by 7...but K's when you're down 1 in the 9th inning, with the bases loaded

Mize said...

"it's like the guy who always hits HRs when your team is down by 7...but K's when you're down 1 in the 9th inning, with the bases loaded"


Nah. The odds are always against the hitter. Besides, you'd need a much more specific situation than bases loaded, down 1 in the 9th. You know this.

Mize said...

There is no such thing as a meaningless run scored

El Padrino said...

"it's like the guy who always hits HRs when your team is down by 7...but K's when you're down 1 in the 9th inning, with the bases loaded"


stop it

a hitter of beltrans caliber cannot be judged on one at bat 6 years ago

what no one remebers is he won Game 6 for the Mets to make sure there was a Game 7

every home run he's hit in this playoffs have been game changing

El Padrino said...

and let me not remind everyone what he did in Houston in 05

BLUE said...

i'm just sayin

BLUE said...

tulo is the classic pad your stats guy

BLUE said...

they have a stat for RBIs in the 7th inning or later that tie or take the lead.

there is a stat.

and it's an important stat

BLUE said...

"There is no such thing as a meaningless run scored"

you're crazy

Mize said...

You're gonna have to trust the Brewers fan after watching this season get pissed away by the bullpen. Every run is important.

El Padrino said...

"there is a stat.

and it's an important stat"

and i bet beltran does good in that stat

Keef said...

I don't think I could currently work for a 24 year old girl. Because that's what she is. A girl. I'd probably ignore her all the time.


Exactly. She told me she only took the job because at her old store she worked with a bunch of dudes who just gave her shit and told her she'd never be a mgr. Last week I told her boss that she's just a glorified freight team member

Keef said...

glad i work in an industry in which woman advancement is frowned upon



Pretty much fits in line with the comment I made yesterday. I guess I iz not confused

Keef said...

for some reason i thought you quitted the HD



strange. Usually you're right on top of news around here

El Padrino said...

you iz

i loves me the woman
they arent my rules i just play by them smokey

Keef said...

they arent my rules i just play by them smokey


El Padrino said...
glad i work in an industry in which woman advancement is frowned upon

El Padrino said...

not because i want to hold the womenz* down im glad i dont have to deal with it

nothing wrong with that

i aint apologizing for something that benefits me at the moment

i take the good with the bad

El Padrino said...

i think Breaking Bad is better than the Sopranos

Tyler said...

EP, 2012-2013 Knicks: how optimistic are you?

Mize said...

I was unimpressed with Breaking Bad. Stopped watching it a long long time ago.

Keef said...

Fuck the Knicks. It's all about the BK Nets


/LP

Mize said...

"EP, 2012-2013 Knicks: how optimistic are you?"


They'll be about as good as the Bucks

Jugdish said...

anyone watch walking dead?

El Padrino said...

feeling pretty good, 50-55 wins

probably about a 3 or 4 seed in the east

Tyler said...

The East is very strange this year.

Tyler said...

anyone watch walking dead?

Yes. But this season's episodes are still unwatched on the DVR. But I know what happens, I read the comic book.

Mize said...

"EP, 2012-2013 Knicks: how optimistic are you?"


D'Antoni is still the coach

Jugdish said...

i started watching walking dead season 1 about a month ago...all caught up now.

i didn't know it was a comic book until about 5 minutes ago

Mize said...

"anyone watch walking dead?"


On & off. I like it, but I like zombie stuff anyway.

El Padrino said...

first time since the trade that this team is somewhat stable

El Padrino said...

"D'Antoni is still the coach"

come again?

Mize said...

"EP, 2012-2013 Knicks: how optimistic are you?"

Well, they did bring in Sheed to mentor Carmelo

Mize said...

"come again?"

FUCK. I meant one of those 2 fat black guys.

Credibility out the window.

Keef said...

feeling pretty good, 50-55 wins

probably about a 3 or 4 seed in the east




I smell a bet

Tyler said...

i didn't know it was a comic book until about 5 minutes ago

Yeah, the writer of the comic, Robert Kirkman, is more involved in the show now. 1st season was a little choppy. The 3rd season is where it should start picking up because that's where it started getting crazy in the comic storyline.

El Padrino said...

Mike Woodson is pretty solid I like this year, feeling good.

we'll see

i'll bet
give me over 50 wins for a week name change

Tyler said...

The Knicks aren't just the oldest team in the NBA, they're the oldest team in NBA history.

Just sayin'.

El Padrino said...

walking dead

negative, not a zombie fan

Tyler said...

Mike Woodson is pretty solid I like this year, feeling good.

Their defense will be good. Offense is the problem. They have to figure out the Melo/STAT issue. When the two of them are on the floor together, it is pretty bad.

Jugdish said...

The 3rd season is where it should start picking up because that's where it started getting crazy in the comic storyline.



first episode was good and it really picked up in the last 2-3 episodes of season 2

Mize said...

"Mike Woodson is pretty solid I like this year, feeling good."


You stop it right now

Jugdish said...

first episode of season 3

El Padrino said...

the core aint old the depth is

Keef said...

I read the comic book.



NERDS!

Keef said...

i'll bet
give me over 50 wins for a week name change



OK, I get 50, you get 51+

El Padrino said...

You stop it right now

they went like 20-6 once dantoni was fired

halfcourt offense is good for melo and woodson instills defense

he isn't that bad, he's not reddy abach but he's probably in the middle of the pack good in this league

there are far worse

Jugdish said...

speaking of bets...if obama wins the election, expect steve to return for his $1000

El Padrino said...

OK, I get 50, you get 51+

ok

El Padrino said...

speaking of bets...if obama wins the election, expect steve to return for his $1000

OHIO!
OHIO!

Tyler said...

the core aint old the depth is

They're locked into that core which is on the cusp of 30. So, they have to win now. Problem: the Heat are very good. Nets have gotten better. Celtics are fading but will still finish #2 or #3.

Tyler said...

NERDS!

Yes.

El Padrino said...

Nets stink you listen to me ok

they stink

The Heat are probably going on a 2-3 year title run like it or not

Tyler said...

I have a pull list at my local comic book shop.

El Padrino said...

i'm satisfied with a conference finals appearence

would be disappointed in first or second round exit

Tyler said...

Nets stink you listen to me ok

I think they're overhyped, but my point is that they're much better. I think the Hawks are going to be about the same or better (addition by subtraction). 76ers could make noise. Bulls aren't going to be that good until Rose comes back. Milwaukee is a fringe team I think. Pacers will win their division.

Tyler said...

i'm satisfied with a conference finals appearence

would be disappointed in first or second round exit

Melo has the worst win percentage in the playoffs of any active player. His teams win during the season, but can't get it done in the postseason. His Nuggets lost a series to the Clippers one year. The Clippers! (before they were good)

Jugdish said...

I think they're overhyped, but my point is that they're much better. I think the Hawks are going to be about the same or better (addition by subtraction). 76ers could make noise. Bulls aren't going to be that good until Rose comes back. Milwaukee is a fringe team I think. Pacers will win their division.


who is going to do the west preview?

El Padrino said...

im aware of that T, thank you.

El Padrino said...

i'm off the grid

entertain yourselves the rest of the day

Mize said...

"i'm satisfied with a conference finals appearence"

Not happening

Mize said...

"i'm off the grid

entertain yourselves the rest of the day"


Make sure those linens are extra white.

Tyler said...

I've got the East as:

1. Miami
2. Boston
3. Pacers (division champ)
4. Hawks
5. Knicks
6. Nets
7. Sixers
8. Bulls
9. Milwaukee

Five tiers: Miami/Boston, Pacers/Hawks, Knicks/Nets/Sixers, Bulls/Bucks, everyone else.

Tyler said...

Haven't figured out the West yet.

Keef said...

"i'm satisfied with a conference finals appearence"


Hilarity. Most awful teams would be satisfied with that

Keef said...

I'd be satisfied with an AFC conference title game appearance


/Browns fan

Mize said...

There's USB 3.0 now? Goddammit.

Tyler said...

There's USB 3.0 now? Goddammit.

Welcome to 2008.

Tyler said...

Does anyone know if Tem was successful in his pulling the goalie attempt?

Tyler said...

Or are they still working on that?

Keef said...

are you racing him?

Tyler said...

are you racing him?

Maybe. I was just interested in his progress because they were trying too.

Jugdish said...

Maybe. I was just interested in his progress because they were trying too.



LOV circa 2006 is a lot different than LOV circa 2012

Keef said...

ha

BLUE said...

I think the sixers and the nets are both better than the knicks

BLUE said...

if the knicks had jeremy lin

champyunship

BLUE said...

you know Jason Kidd is part of the core, right? he's 39

Camby is going to be trusted for the rotation, he's 38

dude, kurt thomas is 40

BLUE said...

the only signficant upgrade they made from last year was the ray felton

BLUE said...

i still like them, i just don't love them

Tyler said...

I think the sixers and the nets are both better than the knicks

I think the Knicks/Nets/Sixers are all interchangeable. They'll fight each other for those 5-7 spots.

Tyler said...

Eastern teams get to play Orlando, Charlotte and Warshington 3-4 times each. That is going to boost some win totals.

Tyler said...

All of those teams will struggle to win 15 games.

Tyler said...

Camby - 38
Kidd - 39
Pablo Prigioni - 35
Kurt Thomas - 40
Sheed - 38

Melo - 28
Chandler - 30
Felton - 28
Novak - 29
J.R. Smif - 27
STAT - 29
Ronnie Brewer - 27

Only real young guys they have are Iman Shumpert (injured) and Mychel Thompson (buried on the bench). Everyone is either approaching 30 or is over 35.

Tyler said...

Oldest team in NBA history. And they were injured a lot last year when they were younger.

I actually think the injuries helped them last year to a better record because it was either Lin+STAT, or Lin+Melo and both of those combos were way better than Melo+STAT.

BLUE said...

also what's missing from that is NBA wear and tear.

Melo is 28, but he's been in the league 9 years

JR is 27 but this is his 10th season

Stat is 29 but it's his 10th or 11th season.

Chandler is 30, but he's in his 12th or 13th season

They're all a lot more worn than say a 28 year old, who has been in the league 5 years.

Tyler said...

But hey, STAT worked out with Dream for like a week, so he'll be back to his 2010-2011 form, right?

Tyler said...

Melo hasn't played 82 games since his rookie year. Chandler has never played a full season. STAT has three full seasons played out of nine.

This is their core, and these are their young guys.

Keef said...

can we get back to brussel sprout talk?

Tyler said...

They're all a lot more worn than say a 28 year old, who has been in the league 5 years.

Yes. They're all old for their ages. And just start looking at games played like I pointed out in the previous comment. They all struggle to even attempt to play a full season.

Jugdish said...

i struggle to watch a whole season

Mize said...

What is this basketball talk? I thought this was a food blog.

Mize said...

And sometimes a finance blog

Mize said...

"can we get back to brussel sprout talk?"

Double Dragon?

Mize said...

This Spicy Italian is delicious!

Jugdish said...

Double Dragon?



delayed

Jugdish said...

after ten minutes its just a dragon

Keef said...

i struggle to watch a whole season


I struggle to watch a whole game

Tyler said...

Are we going to Boa or Mastro's for a steak in Vegas?

Who is the guy that won't pay $50 for a steak?

Jugdish said...

Who is the guy that won't pay $50 for a steak?



do they have A-1?

/mize

Keef said...

Who is the guy that won't pay $50 for a steak?


Stop it

Mize said...

"Are we going to Boa or Mastro's for a steak in Vegas?"


Have fun with that.

Keef said...

I'll go to Margaritaville for the volcano nachos

Mize said...

I want something exotic like Sbarro

Mize said...

Mangia!

Keef said...

You have that the other way around. It is the Giants who need to die a horrible death.



LP pickt* the Giants & I pickt* the Tigers in our MLB previews. Fuck the Cardinals

Mize said...

"LP pickt* the Giants"


What a homer

Keef said...

iswydt

El Padrino said...

"Maybe. I was just interested in his progress because they were trying too."

what's the issue

bust a nut in her vagina (preferably when she is fertile)

your welcome

El Padrino said...

"LP pickt* the Giants & I pickt* the Tigers in our MLB previews."

SMMMAAAATTTT****

El Padrino said...

leave the Knicks alone, pick on your own teams

at least HIM aint around anymore

El Padrino said...

lov on the sneak

El Padrino said...

gonna be tough to keep up the pace when we move here

off the grid be strict you

El Padrino said...

mad heads walking around

El Padrino said...

BIG heads too

million dollar heads

Keef said...

And no woman* either. They're all ba at home in the kitchen.


/LP

Keef said...

be

El Padrino said...

there are some women here, ironically they are all secretaries

which is nice

El Padrino said...

there is one ladyboss

she is fat and unbearable

Mize said...

I boat 2 new shirts on tanga today for a hair under $16. Suiteness.

Keef said...

I want to get this shirt

Mize said...

On top of that, Tanga actually caters to fat people. Their shirts go up to like 5XL

Mize said...

I almost bought you This shirt

Mize said...

But then I figured everybody else would feel left out

BLUE said...

i don't need no stinkin shirt

Keef said...

I really wanted to rock a stache for Movember and have it in Vegas, but we're getting family pics done the weekend before and cmk gave me a "NO! /cmblue"

Tyler said...

So grow out the wispy 'stache for the summit.

Keef said...

Full stache is cool. Wispy stache is Chester

Tyler said...

Wispy stache is Chester

Yes, that's the point. You'll be the Creepy Guy™.

Keef said...

we already have mize

Keef said...

heyoooooo

Mize said...

Tyler Gets It

Mize said...

H is way more of a creeper, what with his luring women with food and alcohol.

Keef said...

ha

Jugdish said...

H is way more of a creeper, what with his luring women with food and alcohol.



also the desire to beat up tem's friends

Mize said...

They were just some nice Midwestern folks!

Keef said...

and passing out in bars

Mize said...

This is why we can't have nice things.

Jugdish said...

how can someone be so upset after getting free cake?

Jugdish said...

This is why we can't have nice things.



like the van?

Mize said...

Lock it up. H will be in some sort of fountain or water feature. Lock of the century.

Mize said...

"like the van?"


I don't know what you're talking about.

Mize said...

I'm leaving

Jugdish said...

I don't know what you're talking about.



he knows

Mize said...

You leave god out of this.

Tyler said...

H is way more of a creeper, what with his luring women with food and alcohol.

^^^^^^^ He just needs the mustache

This is why we can't have nice things.

^^^^^^^

how can someone be so upset after getting free cake?

^^^^^^^

Tyler said...

That is a lot of carets.

Keef said...

He just needs the mustache



H w/o the goat would be awesome

Jugdish said...

That is a lot of carets.



i love boiled carets!

/Lp

Keef said...

Hey ladies, I have booze & money. Want to have the sexy time?

Tyler said...

H w/o the goat would be awesome

If Aitch ends up in a fountain at any point during the Summit, he should have to shave the goat off.

Tyler said...

Oh man, yeah, mustachioed Aitch is creepy.

Tyler said...

Speaking of Aitch, is he still with his baby momma?

Tyler said...

Because, at least on Facebook, it looks like they're back together. Or she wants to. She comments on every one of his posts.

Jugdish said...

are you guys going to go up on the roof of bill's for a shot of jager?

kod said...

"LP pickt* the Giants & I pickt* the Tigers in our MLB previews."



well done gents, I'm impressed (ns)

kod said...

I had Twins/Marlins



(mostly s)

kod said...

I was getting my oil changed on Friday and they had an old ESPN magazine and nothing else.

Turned out to be pretty cool, they listed the percentages of each team making the playoffs


Balt and Wash were in the bottom 5; they had the Twins over 2X as likely to make it

hehecry

Mize said...

The apartment I just looked at is an emphatic NO. Wayyy too tiny.

Mize said...

"are you guys going to go up on the roof of bill's for a shot of jager?"


I've been thinking of how we can pull that off.

NS

Mize said...

And the previous tenant painted the tile and tub in the bathroom, so naturally they're trying to rent it out before finishing the cleanup job.

Jugdish said...

I was getting my oil changed on Friday and...




you ran into Aitch's neighbors????


s

Keef said...

Because, at least on Facebook, it looks like they're back together. Or she wants to. She comments on every one of his posts.



Tyler doesn't read the comments any more. Sadderday :(

Keef said...

wall

kod said...

"you ran into Aitch's neighbors????

s"


funny that LOV is the only place that doesn't find that to be a totally insane coincidence.

But anyway, it worked out well, turns out the neighbors liked H so much, they wil be my proxy reps in Vegas for LSIII




kod said...

did the proxy part need an s? if so, s....


but I have no doubt they loved H, and I'm excited to relay the convo to H when they get back (ns)

kod said...

wohoo, t-5 minutes to cmkod's half hour feature on Public television


awesome that it's state-wide viewing, being in the Metro and all tonight



ToddPacker said...

yanks getting swept is grate. hopefully iam is enjoying the run by the tigers

Jugdish said...

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