Tuesday, October 02, 2012

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Opening
0% El Pad goes to Vegas. He has to walk on eggshells at work with new big boss. He's probably dropped more "yes sirs" in the past week than he had the 9 months before that. New big boss time sucks.


State of WVU fan
Totally worried that WVU will get crushed by at least 4 big 12 teams. The offense is good, but the defense is super duper bad. They need to fix that. Playing with 12 men and taking the penalty each play would at least slow the other team down. You know it is bad when that is a legitimate strategy to give your offense some rest. In any case, Texas will be a huge test. I figure that crappy Shipley receiver will go for 15 catches and 250 yards. Texas has lots of Shipleys.


State of tOSU fan
Super pissed that even though Tressel is gone they still end up winning games like Tressel did. Still super in love with Urban. Super pissed that they can't go to a bowl game because they would definitely win the Big 10 title this year. Could go unbeaten. tOSU fans are super overconfident and super pissed at their team at the same time. Hard to describe. In one breath they can't put teams away and they are sure they are going to lose a close one and the next breath they say 12-0 is a great possibility because all the other Big 10 teams suck.


State of the Tampa fan
Josh Freeman sucks. I don't care if you drove the team down for a FG at the end to take the lead, what about the other 10 drives during the game? And coach Grumpy needs to learn clock management. Don't give an NFL team that much time at the end of the game. I am looking forward to the Matt Barkley era. Maybe it will be the Geno Smith era.


Ramblings
I would totally watch a half hour TV show that consisted of 15 minutes of angry black women followed by 15 minutes of excited black women. Black women know how to be angry and excited. You ever see a black lady win on the price is right? It is great. They win a box of rice and they go wild, they win a car and they go crazu. It doesn't matter. They win and someone is getting hug tackled. Saw a lady on the voice and her third cousin got picked. She went apeshit. It was great. Greatest part of the show that night. I bet the CW already has this show on. Or it is really the plot line to a Tyler Perry TV show and I just haven't seen it.


MNF
That's a lot of INTs. I was playing against Witten with a 32 point lead. Guess who won by 1 point? That's right, I did. Until some point change. I doubt blue's kicker got negative points so he beat me. That's OK, I am pretty sure ESPN says he had 3 restarts. Freak should do something about those restarts. RIP Freak.


Soccer talk
It sucks

Sub TV show talk
Watched that Sub TV show I DVRed. I liked it. Although I have no idea who the white dude costar is. I guess I am supposed to know him. They keep saying his name and I have no idear* who he is. I know he is the guy from the Sub TV show.

Breakfast
Chocolate and Cheerios today. I should just put the Chocoalt milk in the Cheerios. Nah.



OK go forth and frolic.

158 comments:

Mize said...

"Josh Freeman sucks."

You shut your damn mouth!

Mize said...

I love chocolate milk so much.

Chocolate milk gives me the poops.



THIS IS MY CONUNDRUM!

Jugdish said...

One if those mornings where I wish we had a cowboys fan on lov.

tem said...

just create another alter ego cowboy fan.

Mize said...

Any NFC East fans are great to know. They're all hilarious.

Jugdish said...

just create another alter ego cowboy fan.


no time for that shit

tem said...

"no time for that shit"

then have beth do it.

Keef said...

All 3 of my FFB teams were 3-0. Now they are all 3-1

Jugdish said...

then have beth do it




THIS IS MY CONUNDRUM!

Jugdish said...

wall

Mize said...

Your face is a wall

Beth said...

"THIS IS MY CONUNDRUM!"


Correction, this is OUR conundrum.

Mize said...

Fuck. Stress setting in with moving this month and Vegas. Shit shit shit.

blue said...

uh oh..

meiz is not going to enjoy vegas again

blue said...

tony romo is great

Mize said...

"meiz is not going to enjoy vegas again"

Think about the order of events, and what you said.

Meiz might die in Vegas.

tem said...

no deaths at summits.

Jugdish said...

What about the death of a marriage?


/Lp

Mize said...

"no deaths at summits."

The blood is on your hands

Mize said...

"no deaths at summits."

We can pin it on Keith.

Mize said...

I hope they have baseball odds up by the time we get to Vegas. I'm gonna lay my life savings on the Brewers to win it all.

Keef said...

$3?

Mize said...

$74

blue said...

first go to the roulette wheel and bet on black

Mize said...

"first go to the roulette wheel and bet on black"

I did that in '07. I don't think anybody got the joke.

Mize said...

Long story short, I just looked like an idiot because of it.

Keef said...

If you continued to grow as fast as an average baby, you’d be 413,300 lbs. by age 10.

Keef said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

that dez 2 pt conversion got me a 1 pt win in the keeper, suite

Keef said...

Cmk lost by 1 point because of that 2 pt conversion

ns

blue said...

cmk is in the keeper?

kod said...

funny that after countless hours gambling on blackjack, video poker and slots, the biggest win I ever had came on roulette, just randomly throwing a $20 down on number 10 b/c it was my friend's birthday and I had just won a little bit on the slots



Keef said...

cmk is in the keeper?


apparently

blue said...

i was going to play some ncaa13 last night but didn't have time to restart a couple times

Keef said...

kod should really figure out a way to get to Vegas

blue said...

comcast guy is here trying to install new interwebs, we'll see how that goes

Keef said...

did mize move forward to week 2?

Keef said...

I just called Bill's to see if I could use points on my card towards a room. They said I didn't have enough points for a discount. I thought I gambled more than I did, I guess.

tem said...

i played my week 2 game, so i am hoping meiz moved to week 2.

otherwise i found the time maching.

tem said...

i beat Ok State 28-6. Got another recruit too. But my recruits are 4 star recruits. i don't get the 5 star guys keith gets.

tem said...

i was down 6-0 but then i remembered that my qb sucks at throwing the deep ball. so i stopped trying that.

blue said...

"did mize move forward to week 2?"


yep, tem has already won

blue said...

although the picture online shows him throwning an interception

tem said...

yeah, my QB throws like tony romo.

blue said...

i need a decent runningback...the guy i have this year is awful

blue said...

it has effected my recruiting strategy

problem is I throw the ball a lot so the good runningbacks don't want to play for me.

fuckers

blue said...

aitch, standard bet this week?

do you need to give me some points?

Keef said...

I went in and changed my depth chart so that my freshman would be starting. Then I start the first game and Clyde* is the starter. I guess it didn't save my changes.

Keef said...

I'll try and get my game in after work tonight

tem said...

i have 5 straight road games starting with week 3.

tem said...

the computer players don't really show affects of road weariness though.

blue said...

"Chris Johnson is offering hope he is getting back to his old form. (Clayton)"


hahahahaaha


blue said...

john clayton is good at humor

blue said...

new england opens at -7

that sounds a little low, broncos always lose by 6 this year

tem said...

sometimes they win.

tem said...

wall

Aitch said...

" aitch, standard bet this week?

do you need to give me some points?"

What's the line? I have no problem straight up, but if the Pats are favored I'll give you the points.

Aitch said...

" new england opens at -7"

Should have kept reading.

tem said...

reading is for readers

Keef said...

I hate cursive & I hate all of you!

blue said...

Does Tyler have a favorite nfl team? Chargers?

Keef said...

cmk tolt* me that she will be "really pissed" if I go to a scrip* club in LV

blue said...

Did you tell her meiz is going so its more likely you'll go see Celine dion or thunder from down under

Keef said...

No but I should have

blue said...

I heard Celine dion puts on a fab show

/meiz

Keef said...

Or I could have said that Tyler is going, so we won't go because they don't allow puking in the club

blue said...

You can see chicks like these Vegas strippers anywhere

/meiz

Keef said...

You can see chicks like these Vegas strippers anywhere



That's basically true. They all live somewhere else

Keef said...

The Astros are 42 games back. That made me lol for some reason

Aitch said...

They should be better next year since they're coming to the AL...

Mize said...

Just got a voicemail. "Due to some unforeseen circumstances, we're not going to be renting out the apartment at this time."

Pissed.

Keef said...

how would that make them better?

ns

Keef said...

Pissed.



Damn

Keef said...

that's fucked up

Mize said...

Pissed

El Padrino said...

They said I didn't have enough points for a discount.


hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

Aitch said...

" how would that make them better?

ns"

Sorry, I fogot the S on my statement.

Keef said...

"Due to some unforeseen circumstances, we're not going to be renting out the apartment at this time."



Should have gotten their handshake

/LP

Keef said...

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaaa




Maybe you can show me how to accumulate points when you go...

Keef said...

oh that's right. cmlp has you on lockdown

El Padrino said...

"Maybe you can show me how to accumulate points when you go..."

try putting more than 8 dollars in there small fry

Keef said...

I gambled probably a total of about $400 that weekend

Keef said...

"small fry"


uncle joey

El Padrino said...

"I gambled probably a total of about $400 that weekend"

like i said, small fry

Keef said...

Like I said. You can show me how it's done next month

El Padrino said...

maybe if I lived next door to you I would

El Padrino said...

DC this weekend

DET

Keef said...

maybe if I lived next door to you I would



They don't have apartments next door to me

El Padrino said...

im an awesome neighbor

El Padrino said...

i could buy a house in probably 45 states

El Padrino said...

did you guys see how carolina lost last week?

jesus that is terrible there

El Padrino said...

if i have my facts correct falcons were on the 1 yard line, did a play action pass for like 60 yards like a mid field hail mary

what a joke

Beth said...

EP, and that was after Cam had rushed for a 1st down that would've put the game away, but fumbled and Carolina recovered it back to where it was 4th and 1. Then they wimped out and punted.

Then it was time for Matty ICE!

Keef said...

Ryne* & Roddy & Bears D kilt* my $ team this week

El Padrino said...

Then they wimped out and punted.

jesus

ron riveria is spanish andy reid

Keef said...

Ohio State and TCU will play a home-and-home football series in 2018 and 2019, the schools announced Tuesday.

blue said...

cam choked

blue said...

your facts are mostly correct


matty dropped back to the back of the endzone to heave it.

ballsy call by dirk koetter

koetter will be a HC somewhere next year

Keef said...

koetter will be a HC somewhere next year



He's not HC material. Great offensive mind, but a garbage HC

blue said...

if the broncos hadn't hired Fox, they would have hired him.

I would have agreed with you after his debacle at ASU, but rumor has it, he's learnt a lot in the NFL and is a terrific interview


that means he'll get hired by somebody...maybe Dallas

Keef said...

I don't disagree that he'll be a HC some day. I just think he'll be a crap HC

blue said...

he was a good Head Coach at Boise State...maybe ASU is just a crap school

blue said...

i mean look at what it did to the legend that is Dennis Erickson

El Padrino said...

dirk was in jax prior right?

Keef said...

ha

blue said...

"dirk was in jax prior right?"

yessir

Keef said...

he was a good Head Coach at Boise State


I guess as long as his competition is Idaho & Utar* State, he'll be a-ok

Keef said...

HEY! Utar State is good!

/Sconnie

blue said...

correct

El Padrino said...

tough suicide week

staying away from GGGGMMMMEEENN

like san fran or minny thus far

blue said...

taking the patriots

El Padrino said...

took them last week

Keef said...

Bengals or Bears

blue said...

who plays Thursday night?

Keef said...

AZ/StL

El Padrino said...

took bears already also

El Padrino said...

bengals maybe

Mize said...

Keith I was thisclose to including a Sadderday on my FB post

Mize said...

I need a kicker this week

Who ya got??

Blair Walsh
Greg Zuerlein
Jay Feely
Larry Tines

I have $1 on each in that order of priority

Keef said...

)-:

Keef said...

Greg Zuerlein

Keef said...

Larry Tynes is too much of a noodle leg

El Padrino said...

guy hits 60 yearders like whoa

El Padrino said...

the rams kid

Spaceman Spiff said...

wasnt tynes first missed attempt far enough?

Aitch said...

" guy hits 60 yearders like whoa"

But not 54 yearders*

El Padrino said...

"wasnt tynes first missed attempt far enough?"

yes

El Padrino said...

keep reading aitch

Mize said...

I hope $7 is enough for Jerome Simpson or Nate Washington

Keef said...

Noone has Nate Washington yet?

Keef said...

"wasnt tynes first missed attempt far enough?"



Did he spend all his energy?

Mize said...

I have 9 pending transactions in $FNFL this week

Mize said...

"Noone has Nate Washington yet?"


He was dropped for Christian Ponder.

NS

Mize said...

"Sep 3012:01 PM
JJW added Christian Ponder, Min from W to BE
JJW dropped Nate Washington, Ten to W $6"

Keef said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

cutty is great

Keef said...

Is kod JJW

El Padrino said...

when tice comes to sit next to him he just gets up

fucking gold

Mize said...

"Sep 3012:01 PM
JJW added Cowboys D/ST, Dal from W to BE
JJW dropped Lions D/ST, Det to W $3"


He was my opposition this week. I killed him.

Keef said...

Osi & McCoy kisst* & made up

Mize said...

Yup, called my shot. My father is dependent on narcotics. Way to go, dad. Now maybe I should look down my nose the same way he does to me with alcohol.

El Padrino said...

which narcotic

kod said...

"Is kod JJW"



who needs Ponder when you have Stafford, Romo and Skelton?


aja, no, but I did draft Nate Washington....not dropping him though, i wish I were that deep

El Padrino said...

i wish I were that deep

twss

El Padrino said...

would be hilarity if this greenberg gets beaned in the head tonight

Mize said...

"which narcotic"

Plural.

Prescription narcotics.

El Padrino said...

maybe he is pain

El Padrino said...

ive got two tickets to paradise

that commercial is great

El Padrino said...

guess i'll go home now

El Padrino said...

piece

blue said...

"wasnt tynes first missed attempt far enough?"

i forgot, did he make that one?

Keef said...

It was about 27 yards wide left

blue said...

so he can kick it 54 yards if he doesn't care about accuracy

Keef said...

Done with week 2

Keef said...

Bobble me

Mize said...

There's really no good way to say "Your boyfriend wants to dump you. That's why we're friends on Facebook."

Mize said...

Taking the Pack in the suicide pool this week

blue said...

new drivel

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