Wednesday, September 19, 2012

So much fun in the LBC

Travel time is so much fun.  Fuck United Airlines. For our trip back, they bumped us off our original flight, for no reason other than they oversold the flight.  Also, supposedly they sent me an email about it like 2 months ago.  That email never arrived.  So we showed up at the airport like 4 hours to early, which is fun with a 3 year old and a 5 year old.  Then when nobody at United Airlines could tell me why they had switched our flight, i had to give up fighting with them. That would have been well and good, except that the flight we got switched to ended up having a mechanical problem, and got cancelled.  So we were stuck in podunk Mississippi where they have a total of like 5 flights a day on planes that carry about 40 people total.  Basically the United people told me I was going to have to wait 3 days to get the family out of Mississippi.  Fuck that.  So because of their innocent little change they fucked me over big time.  We ended up driving over to New Orleans and spending the night to take a direct flight out of there the next morning.  Of course I had to suggest that to United because they were too fucking stupid to think of it themselves.   I hate United Airlines with a passion right now.

Schiano is a gangsta...he don't give a fuck

NHL is locked out?  who knew

Tirico made a great point on the monday night broadcast about the replacement refs...they aren't even the next best to the NFL refs.  Those guys are still working the SEC and major college football.  The backjudge for the game was refereeing a 7th grade football game in Oklahoma on Thursday (ns).  I'm not saying they're doing a horrible job.  They're doing the best they can. I blame the commish and the greedy ass NFL.  Maybe they should quit worrying about bounties and shit and worry about the product on the field.  There is going to be a major ass fight by week 4 becuase nobody respects these refs, and the players/coaches are pushing them like they're a bunch of pussies. (which they are)

I have yet to miss a game in any pickem league that i'm in.  That's because i'm anti-pick'em this year

Romney says that 47% of the american people don't pay income tax...i find that to be a little bit overreaching.  Also that of those 47%, all of them want entitlements.  Well buddy I know a few millionaires who have a lot of deductions and pay no taxes, actually get tax credits, and they don't want any entitlements.  Don't act like only poor people don't pay taxes.

147 comments:

tem said...

i'm voting perot again.

tem said...

" For our trip back, they bumped us off our original flight"

no idea how this is legal.

Jugdish said...

Were you at GTR in MS?

Jugdish said...

Golden Triangle Regional airport

tem said...

golden triangle sounds like some sort of gross sex thing.

tem said...

like jugbeth, el pad and csilok could have a golden triangle

Jugdish said...

The Endeavor shuttle is making.a stop here in Houston overnight...gonna try to get some pics

tem said...

how high was turner's BAC?

was it like .00001 over the limit?

I miss Him said...

GPT, gulfport Mississippi

I miss Him said...

"no idea how this is legal"

that was my point. How the fuck can you sell me something, and then just change it.

I've had this happen when i've booked way in advance and flights get cancelled or times change, but never where there is no change and they just automatically re-book you.

El Padrino said...

united situation would have resulted in murder

El Padrino said...

"no idea how this is legal."

read the disclaimer next time you buy a plane ticket

El Padrino said...

ever see seinfelds bit on rental car

BUT I RESERVED A CAR

Sorry sir we have no more cars.

BUT I RESERVED ONE WHERE IS THE ONE I RESERVED

Not here.

El Padrino said...

write a letter blue maybe they'll send you a future plane ticket which will change by the time you use it

tem said...

"flights get cancelled or times change"

this i get. but bumping you because of overbooking is something that i thought the federal whatever commission frowned upon.

Beth said...

"Romney says that 47% of the american people don't pay income tax...i find that to be a little bit overreaching."

The AJC fact-checked this and actually said it's accurate.

Beth said...

"how high was turner's BAC?
was it like .00001 over the limit? "

We'll never know, he refused the breathalyzer if I remember right.

Mize said...

I've decided that I'm going to consider southern Illinois part of The South.

Keef said...

Kleenex tissues were originally marketed as a cold cream remover.

Keef said...

Then when nobody at United Airlines could tell me why they had switched our flight, i had to give up fighting with them.



Chump

/steve

El Padrino said...

"The AJC fact-checked this and actually said it's accurate."

so did WSJ

blue is right as well when he said some rich people dont pay taxes

Keef said...

I've seen airlines overbook flights and then when they are boarding they'll offer people incentives to give up their seat. But nerve* just seen an airline bump you because they oversold

El Padrino said...

beast

tem said...

"47% of the american people don't pay income tax"


under 18 don't generally pay and over like 70 don't usually pay.

that is probably 20% of the population

tem said...

"I've seen airlines overbook flights and then when they are boarding they'll offer people incentives to give up their seat. But nerve* just seen an airline bump you because they oversold"

THIS

tem said...

"blue is right as well when he said some rich people dont pay taxes"

yeah. common fact some multi millionaires have no taxable income.

taxable income does not equal cash flow.

tem said...

tax defferals are the shit.

cash now, tax later. then you just keep deffering that tax until you die or the rules change and you don't owe it anymore.

El Padrino said...

the nerve of bumping a family, they should take an honest look at the manifest and kick off all the darks and immigrants and allow the nice white family onboard

s

Keef said...

I have dark & immigrant friends

/LP

I miss Him said...

but what was funny about the whole thing is that Romney acts like the people who aren't paying taxes are just poor people

even Warren Buffet knows this not to be true

tem said...

poor, young, old, or some really rich.

those are the people who don't pay taxes.

El Padrino said...

"but what was funny about the whole thing is that Romney acts like the people who aren't paying taxes are just poor people"

that's his angle though that the gov is supporting an inordinate amount of people and it's not sustainable

if he said oh rich people are part of that he'd be shitting on his base

Mize said...

I pay my taxes, dammit! Romney for USA! And no homos!

Mize said...

Whatta paya taxes?

/tjokes

El Padrino said...

im really steering clear of this election, im going out and voting but i won be getting into kod like slappers this time around

treating politics like religion, not talking about it

Mize said...

Anywho, I think Mitt's cooked.

Keef said...


treating politics like religion, not talking about it




That's how it should be

Mize said...

"treating politics like religion, not talking about it"


Good idea. It just makes you look like an incredible asshole.

I miss Him said...

i don't care for either candidate. i'm an equal opportunity heckler

I miss Him said...

see, if I was Mitt Romney, my point would be 47% of people pay no income tax.

lets get those people paying taxes so I can give you rich people a break.

El Padrino said...

Good idea. It just makes you look like an incredible asshole.

what

I miss Him said...

obama cares about all 100% of the people


but really just the poor ones

El Padrino said...

blue you may not like either canidate and alot of people are in the same boat but ideally, if you like money, you should probably vote republican

my vote is practically useless NY always wins the democratic vote

I miss Him said...

i don't like money

hell i don't pay any Federal taxes right now either.

El Padrino said...

alrighty then

El Padrino said...

fancy dinner tomorrow (gonna go with the filet with juuusssst a n ounce of hot sauce, S) then Giant game and beers and beers and beeeeerrss

gonna be a good day

Keef said...

I'm not voting. My state is dark red so it doesn't matter what my vote is

El Padrino said...

keef, Filet or Spatchcock Squab tomorrow

El Padrino said...

so keef is a Democrat

got it

Keef said...

so keef is a Democrat

got it




Yeah, I guess. I'm close to independent. Either way, AZ will probable be like 60/40

Keef said...

keef, Filet or Spatchcock Squab tomorrow




Stop it. Filet all day

Keef said...

Get some A-1 for that shit, though.

/mize

El Padrino said...

i know, i know

just me getting a chance to spell cock into a word

El Padrino said...

real sports highlights

Magic piece, like how fucking rich he is and how he did it plus the Dodgers purchase

Brian Stow update and lots of youtube footage of alot more stadium fights and it's stories

Mize said...

"Get some A-1 for that shit, though."


Yeah, or Lawry's seasoned salt. Even better than bolth, gorgonzola melted over it.

Keef said...

Yeah, or Lawry's seasoned salt. Even better than bolth, gorgonzola melted over it.




Minus* well save yourself $30 and buy a hamburger

colov

Keef said...

Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day

El Padrino said...

Arrgh

El Padrino said...

chill with the gorgonzola

El Padrino said...

i find it amazing we eat moldy cheese

yet when we see a piece of mold on bread we throw it out

Keef said...

I don't eat moldy cheese

Keef said...

bleu cheese is so gross

Mize said...

"Minus* well save yourself $30 and buy a hamburger"


Duh

El Padrino said...

i dont care for blue cheese either

El Padrino said...

A Los Angeles-area chef on trial for murder told police he disposed of his wife's body by slow-cooking it for four days. David Viens, chef at the now-closed Thyme Cafe in Lomita, weighed his wife's body down in a 55-gallon drum of boiling water, then disposed of most of her remains with "other waste."

Mize said...

The default for one of the logistics companies we use is comic sans in all CAPS.

tem said...

why would he tell them that?

tem said...

guilt is a mother fucker

tem said...

temhio is a battleground state. my vote counts.

tem said...

right now i am voting for obama because romney's commercial with the bricks about china pisses me off.

tem said...

a stack doesn't double in height when increased by 25%

tem said...

fucking misleading graphs.

Keef said...

98% of the population is dumb so noone will know what your* talking about

tem said...

twhnbs

Jugdish said...

im really steering clear of this election, im going out and voting but i won be getting into kod like slappers this time around


^^

Jugdish said...

Good idea. It just makes you look like an incredible asshole when you don't agree with me

Jugdish said...

fixed

Keef said...

Jug

Jugdish said...

Furry version...funny

Mize said...

"fixed"


I just think Romney is an unrelatable ass.

Keef said...

mormon. Got it

El Padrino said...

most rich white men are

El Padrino said...

unrelatable asses that is

Jugdish said...

Most politicians are.

El Padrino said...

sure

Mize said...

I think our last 3 Presidents could relate to the American public in a way Mitt can't/doesn't.

Mize said...

So yes, Mormon.

Keef said...

He should of* gotten Joe Smith to be his running mate

Mize said...

oooooooooh... I just got permission to use the secret bathroom.

Keef said...

special case

Mize said...

Damn right. Supervisors and Meiz.

Keef said...

Your* a supermizor

Jugdish said...

Mize is gonna go ham on that toilet!

Mize said...

When I'm POTUS in 10 years, Jug and Kod are going to be my dual VPs and it will be the greatest presidential run in history.

You hear me????

DUAL VEEPEES

Keef said...

kod will be crazier than biden

Keef said...

The New York Giants will be without running back Ahmad Bradshaw, offensive tackle David Diehl and wide receiver Domenik Hixon when they play the Carolina Panthers on Thursday night.



Maybe I can still accept that trade from tem so I can get Bradshaw

(S)

Mize said...

"kod will be crazier than biden"


That's why we have Jug.

Mize said...

And when they both start getting a little too preachy, I can come in, play the POTUS card & tell 'em both to shut up.

Mize said...

I'm just going to be a figurehead though. I'll play golf, and then join the Senior Tour after that 8 years.

Keef said...

We're having a team building function at the bowling alley tw afternoon. Whatta say I take a flask

Mize said...

I bid $21 on Mikel Leshoure last night. We'll see if it holds up. Otherwise byes are going to slaughter me unless PJ gets hurt again.

Keef said...

How's kod going to splain all the dirt on him that gets dug up during the campaign season?

Keef said...

I bid $21 on Mikel Leshoure last night. We'll see if it holds up. Otherwise byes are going to slaughter me unless PJ gets hurt again.



Jesus, how much do you have to bid on FA? Did you end up paying that redonk amount for Gates' corpse?

Mize said...

Tell them you have a strong moral stance regarding bowling and alcohol. No booze, no bowl.

Jugdish said...

Dual VPs and the POTUS? A political 3 some...im down!

/kod

Mize said...

"Jesus, how much do you have to bid on FA? Did you end up paying that redonk amount for Gates' corpse?"


Didn't get him. Somebody threw down $71 for him. I wound up with Massaquoi for $3

Keef said...

Eli @ Carolina or RGIII vs Cin?

I miss Him said...

can't spell elite without ELI

El Padrino said...

looks like VY should have paid attention in skool*

Keef said...

I hope I'm not wasting my #2 waiver spot to get Leshoure

El Padrino said...

i drafted him, and i need him now

hope he produces something worth a weekly start

El Padrino said...

did we mention the sidejudge telling lesean mccoy he needs him to have a good day in fantasy cuz he owns him on his team?

Mize said...

I just need him to fill byes.

Mize said...

3 blind mice scrambling for goddman Mikel Leshoure

El Padrino said...

if he can fight off the urge to smoke weed every fucking 5 minutes he might be worth something

Keef said...

AHIK*

Keef said...

My RBs are a huge weak spot. Last week I started Martin & Michael Bush.

Keef said...

Doug Martin, not Martin Bush

El Padrino said...

that is meiz's starters
he likes them

Mize said...

Martin & Reggie Bush, ratard.

Mize said...

Reggie & Doug landed me over 45 points last week

Beth said...

Correction on Turner's BAC, apparently he blew a .109

tem said...

what is the legal limit?

Beth said...

.08

Keef said...

that is meiz's starters
he likes them


I know my RBs are awful. But my team still had the most pts last week. And I've got Jacquizz Rodgers stashed for when Turner is out with a belly.

Jugdish said...

Hakeem nicks out this week

El Padrino said...

didnt even make the trip

Keef said...

scheisse

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

piece

I miss Him said...

are we on recruiting week 4 yet?

Keef said...

mize likes taking it slow

I miss Him said...

keith landed another 5 star guy

I miss Him said...

he is obviously offering free tattoos

Keef said...

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do ye mean?" the pirate replies, "I be fine. Arrrrr. "
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, " We were in a battle at sea 'n a cannon ball hit me pegleg but th' surgeon fixed me up, and I be fine, really. Arrrrr. "
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, " We were in another battle 'n we boarded th' enemy ship. I was in a sword sword fight 'n me hand was cut off but th' surgeon fixed me up wit' 'tis rusted hook, and I feel great, really. Arrrrr."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, " One day when we were at sea, some birds were sailin' over th' ship. I looked up, 'n one 'o them shat in me eye. Arrrrr.”
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird crap!"
"Well," says the pirate, " Was th' first day wit' me rusted hook."

Keef said...

he is obviously offering free tattoos



Well yeah

Keef said...

The latest 5 star guy had given A&M a soft commitment

Keef said...

wall

Mize said...

two fucking hours to go to three fucking stores. Unreal.

Mize said...

I'm ready for week 5. What's the delay?

Mize said...

"But my team still had the most pts last week."


SAME

Keef said...

Ready for week 5

tem said...

I'm rdy for 5. Don't skip position changes though. I have lots of athaletes to assign.

Mize said...

I didn't know about setting pitches for in-home visits until the end of week 4 recruiting. Boooo.

Keef said...

Ha

Jugdish said...

Go

Jugdish said...

Go

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