Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Revolution

If humans (r)evolved from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?  Are those the retarded ones that never (r)evolved?  It's not like you see other animals that have "evolved" and the old version is still around.  Just sayin

Still think the Joe Mays hit shouldn't warrant a game suspension, but man that was viscious...lot of respect for Matt Schaub for standing in on that one.

We're looking at having our basement finished.  Blue has made certain that he's going to have a wetbar and a mini-kegorator.  You better beleeb dat.  It's going to be as "man cave" as I can make it, we'll see.

Baseball season is still going, orioles are good at overtime.

There needs to be more clu haywood types in baseball, or really any of those types.

I always think it's funny when you login to the xbox live and they show all the cancelled NHL games..not sure why that's funny, but maybe because I don't really care for Hockey.

new bossman expects blue to actually work sometimes...he doesn't get it.

cmblue felt like it was necessary to buy the girls "halloween" oreos...they don't care that the oreos are orange in the middle, what a crock.

my kids told me I have to dress up as spiderman for halloween this year.  Maybe I will.

186 comments:

I miss Him said...

"facebook sucks"

who hurt you

El Padrino said...

"new junk is up"

when i saw this i was expecting a dong pic

:(

Mize said...

facebook is the best place on the internet for trolling people. You give a little, you get a little, and as long as people aren't sensitive bitches, it's all fun & games.

El Padrino said...

like here

Mize said...

Except with more people.

Mize said...

Man, I got my most HDH craigslist deal last night. Bought a brand new $60 Cabela's ice fishign sled for 25 bucks. Thing is Ya-HUGE.

El Padrino said...

congrats

tem said...

el pad, what's the follow up news on big boss being fired?

tem said...

ticketmaster is run by replacement refs. it says my wait is less than a minute. then 10 minutes later says it can't find the event i was trying to buy tickets for.

El Padrino said...

"el pad, what's the follow up news on big boss being fired?"

met with my new big boss yesterday im on track for a promotion to VP

new boss doesn't know what we really do, it's a complete disaster im bascially fielding calls and questions every 10 minutes on all kinds of things

and i'll have the same team i do now with possible additions maybe a subtraction and i can even if i ask for it be responsible for another small group offshore

basically while it's a pretty big opportunity for me it's pretty fucking stressful and chaotic

big bossman was very smart, had a PHD (like a real degree) and had tremendous experience and always treated me kindly and was involved in things i'm not quite sure i am ready for, time will tell

Mize said...

"congrats"


It's a really significant score for me. It means no more carrying our augers a few hundred yards out on the ice and snow. And it has built in bucket holders.

Jugdish said...

Good luck on the yob Lp!

Jugdish said...

facebook is the best place on the internet for trolling people.

mize is a cyber bully


s

Aitch said...

How have you gone this long without built in bucket holders?

El Padrino said...

"League owners are not willing to compromise further and differences remain on several issues, including pensions for the officials and the process by which the NFL evaluates referees, the source said.

The officials work about 36 hours a week -- nearly full time -- and pension benefits have become an important issue to them. It would probably cost each team about $100,000 to settle the pension issue."


everyone blames Goodell because he's the figure head but remember he WORKS for the Owners and the owners, for the most part, are complete assholes

Jugdish said...

I blame ticketmaster

/tem

Mize said...

"How have you gone this long without built in bucket holders?"


I don't know. Ask deluxe, he's the one that always spills the fuckin' minnows.

Mize said...

"How have you gone this long without built in bucket holders?"


PERSEVERANCE! DETERMINATION!

tem said...

new job, new responsibilities and maybe they'll pay you more later.

tem said...

honestly at this point i blame the regular officials. from the sounds of it they seem to be being pretty unrealistic. not surprisingly because they are a union and at the moment are negotiating from a rare position of power.

tem said...

they don't want to train any young people to do the job because they fear they will lose their jobs, even though some of those officials are fucking old.

El Padrino said...

i think the laundry lady is stealing my hankercheifs

El Padrino said...

they missing like socks yo

tem said...

they want to keep that mega awesome pension plan which is out of whack for the times. its the same thing that fucked the auto industry for years.

they are basically holding the owners hostage.

on one hand good for them, but on the other hand it sounds like the majority of the lockout is their own fault for not negotiating on any points.

El Padrino said...

my take on this tem is that you are correct they want no part of a "minor league" ref system in the event one of the youn whippersnappers happen to be better at calling penalties then them and the NLF i think has said you want the pension, give us the minor league

tem said...

its tough.

on one hand i appreciate the fact that they have the owners by the balls and they aren't letting go.

but on the other hand i am pissed because they see what happens when they aren't there, but they continue to not be there.

tem said...

"the NLF i think has said you want the pension, give us the minor league"

my understanding as well, but the refs are saying fuck you, we want the pension and no minor league.

tem said...

they'll probably settle on something like the weaker pension, a minor league system that really doesn't work and a huge upfront payment now.

El Padrino said...

then fuck the refs for not negotiating

tem said...

"then fuck the refs for not negotiating"

this is pretty much where i am at.

of course i only get info from the news outlets, so who knows whether or not what i read is misleading or not.

Mize said...

This could all be avoided by having full-time referees. Those fuckers are already rich. They're doctors and lawyers & shit. Fuck 'em. I like the chaos.

tem said...

if the NFL planned better they wouldn't be in this situation.

they would have hired the good D-1 refs or even the good lingerie league refs, instead of the ones that got fired for incompetency.

but i think by the time they figured out the refs weren't caving the d-1 refs were already signed to do the d-1 games.

Keef said...

In parts of Europe, ranch-flavored Doritos are called "Cool American."

El Padrino said...

ranch is gross

kod said...

"Racist Stereotypes and Cultural Appropriation in American Sports

Thursday, November 1, 2012,
National Museum of the American Indian
Washington, D.C."



I want to go to there; Native issues + sports? gold!

El Padrino said...

good corporate story out of ranch dressing

the Hidden Valley Ranch people didn't exactly realize what a monster it had and sold the company for a measly 8MM to Clorox who probably make 8MM a quarter in sales off of that product

El Padrino said...

i'll be in DC during Columbus Day Weekend

kod said...

"who hurt you"


shhhh with that around Blue, Meiz; he's currently one of their bigger shareholders






kod said...

"i'll be in DC during Columbus Day Weekend"


I used to go out to NY during that time; was quite an eye opening experience for me. Here, the only way you can really tell it's Columbus Day is if you park in front of a meter.

Slightly bigger deal there...

El Padrino said...

we love the Italians

Keef said...

they are the worse

kod said...

finally broke through with a ffball win this week; still, 1-5 on the whole this year in two money leagues


Funny thing is, I still like my squad this year (0-3) more than I liked my team last year, and that team made it to the semis....maybe I just used up all my luck last season






El Padrino said...

Is Wine Butt Chugging the New Vodka Tampon-ing?


the fuck

kod said...

I saw that tampon/liquor thing yesterday for the first time on that new Tosh cartoon on CC


I didn't know it was an actual thing

El Padrino said...

fraternity brothers at University of Tennessee call "butt chugging" —
Basically, dumb college kids are forcing wine up their butts with plastic tubes.

A University of Tennessee student was hospitalized with five times the legal alcohol limit after allegedly butt chugging a bunch of wine.

Mize said...

I mean, you've got to be pretty drunk by the time you decide it's a good idea to start forcing alcohol up your asshole, right?

El Padrino said...

apparentely this is done sober to get shtifaced within minutes

it's madness

El Padrino said...

lady gaga has a nice butt

Keef said...

Tosh was hilarity last night

Keef said...

Gaga is disgusting

El Padrino said...

she is

but her ass is nice

Mize said...

"apparentely this is done sober to get shtifaced within minutes"


impossible

El Padrino said...

science says your body absorbs the alcohol alot faster than disgestion

Mize said...

Nevermind

Keef said...

mize
You ever hear of this happening? I was play golfing 2 weeks ago. I hit a 6 iron, and when the club made contact with the ball, the club broke in half in the grip, right below where my hands were.

I miss Him said...

you're not waiting on me for NCAA13

i cleared that shit last night, long before keith was done.

I miss Him said...

"I hit a 6 iron, and when the club made contact with the ball, the club broke in half in the grip, right below where my hands were. "


HULK!!!

I miss Him said...

aja, i know you didn't ask me, but that's a really odd point for the shaft to break.

There isn't even a weld spot or a weakness in most clubs there.

Keef said...

aja, i know you didn't ask me, but that's a really odd point for the shaft to break.

There isn't even a weld spot or a weakness in most clubs there.



Yeah I thought it was weird too. I was finishing my follow through and the bottom of the club whipped around and hit me in the head. The grip was the only thing holding it all together. Fucking TaylorMade

tem said...

"apparentely this is done sober to get shtifaced within minutes"

this was on that Manswers show. the fastest way to get drunk is alchohol up the butt.

Mize said...

"You ever hear of this happening? I was play golfing 2 weeks ago. I hit a 6 iron, and when the club made contact with the ball, the club broke in half in the grip, right below where my hands were."


No, weird. Graphite shaft?

Mize said...

I've broken shafts down by the hosel, but definitely not in the butt.

Keef said...

whoa

El Padrino said...

agreement reached

refs back

I miss Him said...

yeah, hosel is a normal place, i've broken a club there too

Keef said...

No, weird. Graphite shaft?



yeah

tem said...

playing golfing is violent.

I miss Him said...

do you leave your clubs in your car a lot?

Keef said...

They are in my garage probably 90% of the time. The other 10% they're in my trunk

tem said...

so you don't take them on the course?

Keef said...

I'm on the course about 12 hours a year. That is .1%. So they're in my trunk 99.9% of the time.


Happy?

I miss Him said...

just thought if you're like me and leave them in your car 100% of the time, that maybe they got overheated or something

El Padrino said...

just sounds like a lemon

Keef said...

yep.

El Padrino said...

reminds me of the fuggedaboutit scene from Donnie Brasco

where he runs through all the uses of forget about it as a wiseguy and at the end says simply

sometimes, it just means forget about it

tem said...

"Happy?"

i had to play the role of as. because i wasn't sure you'd call yourself out on it.

Keef said...

everyone here is an as.

El Padrino said...

i love that movie

tem said...

of course el pad loves a movie about as.

tem said...

"everyone here is an as."

also, i might argue that kod isn't.

and beth, because she isn't real.

El Padrino said...

FBI Technician: What's forget about it?

Donnie Brasco: Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.

tem said...

also by the by, i don't see where the ref deal is done.

Keef said...

I don't see that either

El Padrino said...

you isnt on twitter

Mize said...

"yeah"


Buy steel. True Temper Dynamic Gold is the best shaft out there, IMO, and they're super cheap. Also there is less room for inconsistency in the shaft, be it performance or manufacturing wise.

El Padrino said...

REPORT: NFL, Refs Reach Agreement In Principle, Could Return For Week 4...

tem said...

i am SAS that el pad isn't all over this shaft talk.

El Padrino said...

golf bores me to tears only play it is for charity/work thing

El Padrino said...

i do giggle when i see the word shaft though

El Padrino said...

replacement weather guy

god damn hilarity

well done

Keef said...

Buy steel. True Temper Dynamic Gold is the best shaft out there, IMO, and they're super cheap. Also there is less room for inconsistency in the shaft, be it performance or manufacturing wise.



Thanks, but I just boat* these irons last year. I'm not going to buy a new set now.

Mize said...

No, I'm saying replace it with a steel shaft.

Mize said...

I wouldn't suggest that you dump what you've got.

Jugdish said...

No, I'm saying replace it with a steel shaft.

::giggle::

/Lp

El Padrino said...

steel shaft

beth bat signal

Beth said...

Someone call me?

Beth said...

Notice how jug just posted at 2:45 and suddenly beth shows up.

/tem

El Padrino said...

after six short months, rapper/reality star Flavor Flav has closed his Las Vegas fried chicken restaurant House of Flavor. Guess his promotional campaign that included jumping on an airplane's intercom didn't work out. This was Flav's second attempt at a fried chicken restaurant. The first, Flav's Fried Chicken in Clinton, Iowa, opened in January of 2011 but closed a few months later due to a management dispute.

I miss Him said...

are you saying you like jug's cock?

Keef said...

He was drafted in the first round in 1996 by the Texas Rangers and originally offered an $825,000 contract. But after a routine examination, it was discovered that his pitching elbow is missing its ulnar collateral ligament—doctors were amazed he could even turn a doorknob without pain let alone fire a fastball. As a result, the Rangers dropped the offer to a measly $75,000.
Turns out that as a sophomore in college, Dickey had taken out a $1 million insurance policy on his right arm—and so, at 21, he faced a momentous decision: cash in the policy—which would have then barred him for life from playing professionally ever again—or pursue his passion.
Dickey chose to pitch and obviously the gamble paid off handsomely. His salary this year? $4.75 million.

I miss Him said...

hahaha

you said dickey

I miss Him said...

who the hell takes out a $1mm insurance policy on their arm

El Padrino said...

keef that has been widely known

El Padrino said...

"who the hell takes out a $1mm insurance policy on their arm"

happens all the time
like singers and vocal chords and running backs and knees

Keef said...

to Mess fans

Keef said...

who else here knew about it?

besides LP, apparently.

Mize said...

Not I

tem said...

nor I

tem said...

and by the by, still don't see anything on the wwl or yahoo or cnn saying ref deal is done.

Keef said...

My buddies call me a gang of knowledge trapped in a suit


/LP

Keef said...

and by the by, still don't see anything on the wwl or yahoo or cnn saying ref deal is done


I also see nothing on the twitter about it

El Padrino said...

"who else here knew about it?

besides LP, apparently."

he had done a piece on espn the documentary show he did a piece on Real Sports he did a piece on a major network i cant remember last year when he was about to climb mt kilamanjiro

El Padrino said...

"I also see nothing on the twitter about it"

you aint following the right people boss

Keef said...

you aint following the right people boss



Ah. So I guess other people don't follow them either and re-tweet it.

Keef said...

he had done a piece on espn the documentary show he did a piece on Real Sports he did a piece on a major network i cant remember last year when he was about to climb mt kilamanjiro



Had it ever been mentioned here?

El Padrino said...

"Had it ever been mentioned here?"

i def mentioned he ulnar collateral here

not the policy

Mize said...

I'm outta here

Keef said...

i def mentioned he ulnar collateral here

not the policy




An apology really isn't necessary

Keef said...

But I will accept it nonetheless

El Padrino said...

mark cuban is pretty sharp

tem said...

eventually the deal will get done and el pad can say i told you so.

kod said...

"apparentely this is done sober to get shtifaced within minutes

it's madness"


bypassing the ole Barney Gumble-IV route, surprising (ns)



Keef said...

The referee deal can be completed as early as today

tem said...

twhnbs

kod said...

"also, i might argue that kod isn't."

SAS, but thanks...even to consider the possibility of the argument, it's appreciated


I'm usually not too much of an as. in real life, but I've been way too crabby and stressed lately over work (few other things too). Must admit, sadly, I have been somewhat of an RL as over the past couple months, more than I'd like to be at least


end woe


I miss Him said...

it was actually done yesterday, but they decided to wait to tell everyone

tem said...

times be tough. stress is a bitch.

I miss Him said...

not enough cl and lysol for kod latelly

Keef said...

WFT is RL?

El Padrino said...

real life ass

El Padrino said...

read a book bro

Keef said...

your dumb

tem said...

his dumb what?

Keef said...

ezzactly

Keef said...

Jesus Chris*, can the goddamn Indians put together a little win streak?

tem said...

no

kod said...

"Indians put together a little win streak?"



sure hope not, this is coming right down to the wire, would be nice to be a game up for the final 6 games.

Cle: 3 home W.Sox 3 home KC

Minni: 3 home Det, 3 away Tor


pretty close as far as difficulty of last 6 games go

I miss Him said...

who cares

I miss Him said...

baseball is over

Keef said...

all of blue's teams suck

Keef said...

He's left reminiscing about tesus

I miss Him said...

jets are 2-1

they don't suck

tem said...

They suck but are still 2-1 anyway.

Keef said...

csil is trying to get cmk to go to Vegas with her in December. Cmk isn't going to have anything to do with that mess. Maybe I should see if csil wants to go in November

Aitch said...

" the club broke in half in the grip, right below where my hands were"

So not in half. Got it.

Keef said...

do you know where my hands were?

Keef said...

TWSS

Aitch said...

In Padrino's defense, local sports talk has been reporting since this morning around 11 that a deal has been reached in principle.

Keef said...

a deal has been reached in principle.



So no deal yet. Got it

Aitch said...

" do you know where my hands were?"

Unless you have thr longest grips in the history of golf, the club did not break in half. The grip itself may have but you said the club broke in half.

NEXT!

Aitch said...

RIP Zeke

Keef said...

Unless you have thr longest grips in the history of golf, the club did not break in half. The grip itself may have but you said the club broke in half.



You should learn about golf clubs.

Keef said...

The grip goes over the club.
Hence my comment "The grip was the only thing holding it all together"

Aitch said...

" Maybe I should see if csil wants to go in November"

This would increase the chances of my attendance. I'd love to watch her antics live and in color.

El Padrino said...

This would increase the chances of my attendance. I'd love to fuck the living shit out of her.

*fixxed

Aitch said...

A grip covers more than half the length of the club?

I miss Him said...

i'd go if csil is going

Aitch said...

You said it broke right under where your hands were. Why were you holding the club so far down?

Keef said...

it broke in 2.



Happy?

El Padrino said...

piece

I miss Him said...

"it broke in 2.



Happy?"

sounds like an apology to me

I miss Him said...

after all this scouting, is it time to play football yet?

Keef said...

sounds like it

I miss Him said...

i'll probably have a bye week 1

Keef said...

waiting for mize, as usual

Mize said...

Deciding how much I should bid for Daniel Thomas. Grr.

Mize said...

"waiting for mize, as usual"

A) Goddamn right.

B) Shut up, you're at work.

Aitch said...

" it broke in 2.

Happy?"

Apology accepted.

Mize said...

Settling on $16. I'm sure I'll up the ante later after these cocktails.

I miss Him said...

how long is bush out?

I miss Him said...

i had daniel thomas last year, he sucked

I miss Him said...

i like that Melo didn't even make the front page for the top 10 players in the NBA

Mize said...

It's so fucking lame that you have to pay for updated uniforms.

Keef said...

Deciding how much I should bid for Daniel Thomas. Grr.



I fucking dropped him in my $ league last week.

Keef said...

Did mize adjust the schedule at all?

I miss Him said...

i think so

I miss Him said...

but i can't tell

Mize said...

tOSU is @ Boise State in Week 3.

Keef said...

BOOM!

Mize said...

Advancing

Mize said...

"BOOM!"

*Your welcome

Mize said...

I couldn't set a date with Tem other than week 1.

Mize said...

Next season let me know of any teams you guys want to play.

Keef said...

next season I want to play wava

Mize said...

We gotta get LP to cut out the shit with the hyphens on twitter

tem said...

I can probably play Sunday. Helping a friend paint tonight then off to WaVa tomorrow to party and then then Baylor game sat. back here late sat night.

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