Friday, September 14, 2012

PICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

According to Yahoo I was 6-10 last week.  Not exactlt an auspicious start.  But I feel the wind shifting in my favor.

BILLS -3 over Chiefs
As evidenced by the rape job Dirk Koetter pulled off in Arrowhead last week I think the Billies will be able to throw it around a little bit.  Maybe Mario Williams dresses this week?  A year ago, well almost a year and 4 days, Buffalo waltzed into Arrowhead and hung 41 points on this team.  Alot has changed on the sidelines for the Cheifs but most of the same players were party to that ass-whupping.  Bills have lost 10 of 11 games since December of last year.  They haven't won anything since at all this year (including pre-season).  Maybe they are due.

Browns +7 over BENGALS
Like Meiz said, I am not one to start trusting the Bengals at this point.  Remember this is the year in which Marvin Lewis is supposed to suck again.  He is like a black Wayne Fontes only 100 pounds lighter.  I will say this though.  A.J. Green is the truth.  Unlike Brandon Weeden who is false.

COLTS +1.5 over Vikings
Really like the Colts here.  Luck did show some signs of real quarterbacking in Chicago and that was a tough matchup for them.  Peterson can neutralize the Colts ends but how does he even feel?  He was a horse in his first action in a very long time.  He could be missing some burst come Sunday.  You all know I like the home dogs.

Raiders -2.5 over MIAMI
Did you guys actually watch Hard Knocks?  I did because I'm a junkie.  Because after maybe the week when Chad Johnson was akwardly cut it was so fucking boring.  The head coach is like some sort of hologram.  That team is woeful and Tannyhilly is not ready.  Matt Moore should be starting.  You know when I say some shit like that it's dire.  RUN DMC gonna abuse these fish.  Going to be a fish fry.

PATS -13.5 over Arizona
Not a fan of double digit spreads but shit the Pats offense is fucking stupid.  Stupifying.  Wouldn't even blink if I saw this score flash on the bottom line Pats 63, Arizona 10.

Tampa +7.5 over NYG
Look let's be real for a second.  If Prince Akeem doesn't play and the Giants have to get through weeks 2-5 with the likes of a Justin Tryon/Michael Coe platoon they could be staring at a 1-4 ish type nightmare start to the season.  Aaron Ross was considered mediocre and he is 100% better than this combo of shitballs.  Good thing they have enough offense to overcome this cornerback situation.  But Tampa is not a pushover this year they'll hang around.

Baltimore +2.5 over EAGLES
Man this line is confusing.  I thought the most impressive thing about week one was the Ravens offense.  No huddle?  Must be why they hired Jim Caldwell.  Meanwhile in Ohio the Eagles couldn't get out of their own way. 

Saints -2.5 over CAROLINA
Thinking Cam watches the RGIII tape and mimics the plays a little bit right?  Yeah I was thinking that too but then I remembered that Carolina's defense is suspect. 

Houston -7 over JAGUARS
When they have their horses all on the field at the same time they are one of the best teams in the conference let alone in their weak ass division.  Texans roll.

RAMS +3 over Skins
Really liked the way the Rams played football last week.  They lost but they won the turnover battle, they hit people hard and they had their chances.  Couldn't close it.  Young team they will learn got a very good coach.  RGIII is scary good I've said this before but  the game planning by the Shanny's was fantastic.  But now it's on tape.  So I can't see RGIII having the same type of game he had in Motown. 

SEAHAWKS +3 over Dallas
Cowboys showed some nuts last week.  No doubt.  But a place like Seattle is a great equalizer. 

Jets +5.5 over STEELERS
Pittsburgh looks old.  All over.  This has a 10-6 game written all over it.  I'm taking purnts*.

Titans +6 over CHARGERS
Like San Diego to win but think it will be a pain in the ass.  McFadden had his way with that Charger front I'm wondering if this is the game CJ2K wakes up.

49ERS -7 over Detroit
This defense could end up being a top 5 all time type defense.  I know it's early man but this unit is fucking scary ok.  Bowman might even be better than Willis and Willis is fucking incredible.  I think I read something like they start 7 first round picks.  They have immense talent and for some reason Alex Smith keps winning football games. 

Denver +3 over FALCONS
Let's see how well the Falcons play against a team that dresses. 

165 comments:

tem said...

Packers D did well for me

Mize said...

"Going to be a fish fry."


OH HOW PUNNY

Mize said...

"Bills have lost 10 of 11 games since December of last year."


::squints, looks at calendar, looks at el pad, looks at calendar::

Mize said...

"So I can't see RGIII having the same type of game he had in Motown."


Hmmmmm

Mize said...

I have no idea why people insist on taking a 5'11" rookie QB over the Cowboys.

El Padrino said...

OH HOW PUNNY

thought you'd like that

El Padrino said...

"Bills have lost 10 of 11 games since December of last year."

havent won since 12/24/2011 was what i was trying to say

so they havent won a game this year, technically

El Padrino said...

"I have no idea why people insist on taking a 5'11" rookie QB over the Cowboys."

FASLE START
OFFENSE
#62

REPEAT FIRST DOWN

El Padrino said...

"Packers D did well for me"

um yeah cutler kept throwing them the football

plus they scored on that fancy fake FG so special teams

El Padrino said...

fucking b marsh

Mize said...

I'm quite happy with the Packers offense being so shitty last night. More ammo for me.

Mize said...

Pack should have faked the next FG just to see what happens.

Mize said...

People would have been so pissed if that fake wouldn't have worked. I can't stand most Packers fans.

tem said...

"plus they scored on that fancy fake FG so special teams"

i don't think i got points for this.

tem said...

if i had the holder starting at qb for me i would have gotten a TD pass though.

maybe i could put their holder at flex.

tem said...

for what its worth i told you the pack was a stone cone lock.

El Padrino said...

"i don't think i got points for this."

no points for special teams TD's?
what about punt returns or ko eturns?

El Padrino said...

"for what its worth i told you the pack was a stone cone lock."

it's worth something

El Padrino said...

up until that fake fg seemed like that game was ending 9-6

Mize said...

"no points for special teams TD's?"


It's an offensive play, not a special teams play.

Mize said...

fuck. I'm buried in work suddenly. This blows for a Friday.

tem said...

yeah a punt return or kick return i get points for. but not a fake FG.

tem said...

unless i had the guy that scored the TD or the guy that threw the shuffle pass.

tem said...

is today the day Meiz said would SUCK or was that yesterday?

Mize said...

That was yesterday. We fucking rocked it. Had all 1600 pallets in by 1:00. That never happens even on a light day. The dock boys were ballin' out of control yesterday.

El Padrino said...

Crowd in Lebanon torches KFC...

not cool bro

tem said...

a burning KFC building had to smell fantastic. ns.

all that fried chicken and grease smell.

tem said...

topless photos of that kate chick? yes please.

spiff, please find.

tem said...

thanks and regards.

tem said...

"The revealing pictures of Kate in Closer, a popular gossip magazine, were blurry and shot from a distance. "

don't care. still want to see them.

Keef said...

blurry and shot from a distance



Like the hsil bikini pic from way back

El Padrino said...

she is itty bitty but i dont hate i like em all

Jugdish said...

she is itty bitty but i dont hate i like em all


Pot

Keef said...

Wall

El Padrino said...

TPS didnt get the friday memo here either Meiz

El Padrino said...

giant wall

tem said...

your face is a wall

tem said...

folks in the middle east seem to be loooking for a reason to fight.

Keef said...

Whatta say we move to week 2 of recruiting

El Padrino said...

been that way for 6000 years

tem said...

with Ark QB out I take back my upset alert pick for Bama.

tem said...

"Whatta say we move to week 2 of recruiting"

i think i am out of scholarships so you can just move right through recruiting.

tem said...

all i can do is recruit against you guys just to be a dick.

Mize said...

"Whatta say we move to week 2 of recruiting"


Gotta wait until I'm home.

Mize said...

Also, Blue

tem said...

he should recruit online. it sux.

tem said...

just did it for my other league. took pretty much 30 minutes of clicking....of course in game recruiting takes awhile too i guess.

tem said...

great day

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

Fucking tem

Blue said...

broncos wear dresses?

tem said...

indeed

tem said...

more wall action.

Blue said...

when do i get to petition to move into a better conference?

tem said...

meiz can move you before this season.

tem said...

you can move to the Big East

kod said...

NFC North not exactly knocking it out of the park so far this year


who knows, maybe the purple avoid last place....


probably not though

kod said...

although I do think they'll beat Indy fairly handily


at least 6+ I would assume, expecting a good day from Ponder

Blue said...

probably not

El Padrino said...

hilarious

kod said...

This much I can guarantee:


Vikings will do better than my Metro-area fantasy football team...wow, they might go down as the worst fantasy football lineup ever created in earnest





Blue said...

ok i'm all done with week 1 recruiting

El Padrino said...

brutal

El Padrino said...

i need a raise

Blue said...

we all need a raise

tem said...

need is a strong word.

tem said...

for what its worth i told you guys that the vikes were set up to open the season with a sold record.

El Padrino said...

they havent sold any records

El Padrino said...

2-0 is solid? AHIK

tem said...

i think i said something like they could be 6-2. which is solid.

tem said...

2-0 will be 2 wins more than the Giants will have.

El Padrino said...

possibly

El Padrino said...

jints are turrible at home
i think they hate jersey like everyone else does

Mize said...

Garlic chicken pizza on deck.

tem said...

"jints are turrible at home"

yeah i read that on Sports Guy too.

El Padrino said...

didnt read sg

im a giants fan

El Padrino said...

piece

tem said...

giants fans don't read sg?

tem said...

fuck, he'll never see that.

Keef said...

Funny how he says the same thing as SG on Fridays but says he never reads SG

Blue said...

funny the way it is, if you think about it

Mize said...

Motherfuck. Keith got the 5 star Tackle

Keef said...

Suite

Keef said...

Done with week 2

Keef said...

Fucking Noodle Arm

Mize said...

Yes! FB message I just got:

"My friends April's dad is looking for a tenant in cedarburg 440 a month one bedroom apartment if you want more details let me know, he used to own the bar rj thirsty's i think it is above there"


Wooooo!

Keef said...

Nice!

Keef said...

I just boat* tickets for the Cubs. Blegh

Blue said...

meiz took my RB i was pimping


i'm done with week 2 recruiting

Keef said...

Mize better jump on that apt or we're gonna start thinking he doesn't want to leave his parents' house

Mize said...

"Mize better jump on that apt or we're gonna start thinking he doesn't want to leave his parents' house"


I'm jumping on that shit. My friend better pass my info on, posthaste.

Keef said...

Kate pics are on egotastic

Keef said...

Her nips are dark

Mize said...

How horribly grainy

Keef said...

Wall

Mize said...

I can't find my HDMI cable and I am fucking HEATED right now. Deep breaths. It will show up.

Keef said...

Free hbo & cinemax weekend. Suite

Keef said...

Watching 127 hours. Nerve seen it

Mize said...

I fucking found it

Mize said...

100

Mize said...

Just because I know H is a fucking soldier, is he putting in extra hours to go to Vegas?

Keef said...

127 Hours was good. Except the part where he's cutting his arm

Mize said...

Yeah, no desire to see that film.

tem said...

H is a machine.

Keef said...

Braxton Miller can't throw worth a shit

tem said...

He throws like shit throws.

tem said...

Some of the play calls are mind bottling. I don't even know the goal sometimes. He fakes a QB run, rolls right fakes a pitch tries to cutback and stands still. Wft?

Keef said...

Yeah. He hates giving up the ball

Keef said...

Defense can't tackle either. Every guy goes for the ya-huge hit

Keef said...

Well, looks like the kicker imagined the goalposts getting wider

Keef said...

If the goalpost was on the left hashmark, he would be 3 for 3

tem said...

Hey my kicker sucks and has missed this same FG attempt badly twice but I think he is due. /former cal coach

tem said...

Even if it was on the hash he might have missed that last one.

Keef said...

Nice coverage

Keef said...

But why does it take Miller that much time to find him?

Keef said...

52 is a fatty

Keef said...

4 guys covering and they still need to interfere. Fuck

Keef said...

6 is awful. Terrible decision

tem said...

I'd put #5 in if I were Cal.

Keef said...

Cal's center should practice shotgun snaps this week

Keef said...

Yeah how as #5 only touched the ball 4 times on offense

Keef said...

*has

tem said...

Gift from cal. Happy Christmas

tem said...

Cals center practices with the Raiders backup longsnapper.

Keef said...

A win is a win, I guess

tem said...

Twhnbs

Mize said...

I have a craving for fried calamari

Mize said...

And fried clams

Mize said...

As soon as I find out if I'm gonna be offered this apartment, I'm going Here for This

Mize said...

Or a smaller one for like $250.

Blue said...

good plan meiz

Keef said...

Look at mize, growing up before our very eyes

Mize said...

Holy Gators

Mize said...

I'm shopping around for that TV. If I can get it for $20 less, I'm going to.

Keef said...

amazon

Mize said...

I already have it bookmarked. They have it at our Best Buy for 379

Keef said...

Tiger Direct has refurb for $341

Mize said...

Get outta here with that refurb shit.

Mize said...

I have a $46 bid in on Antonio Gates in my $FNFL because by dipshit opponent dropped him for Kevin Ogletree.

Mize said...

And I'm contemplating going deeper on Gates.

Keef said...

I have no problem with refurb stuff. Most of it is just returned and nothing is wrong with it, but goes through QC again before being resold

Mize said...

I just can't make myself buy a TV that way.

Mize said...

I don't trust it.

ToddPacker said...

fuck you, rocky top

El Padrino said...

fuck em gangham style

El Padrino said...

frank ocean doing a d'angelo on snl right now

Mize said...

So, I have an old Time Warner Motorola modem. I should totally try to see if I can hook up to the webz for free with that.

kod said...

I've been debating going refurb on my next tv


I went big in 08 to get a Bravia thinking the extra expense would result in greater longetivity


less than 4 years later it's toast; that plan did not pay off. So now I'm thinking about going in the complete opposite direction - refurb

kod said...

"Stropolo, who is from New Orleans area and lists himself on Facebook as an NFL side judge, posted pictures of himself in Saints gear tailgating at an Aug. 25 preseason game. Stropolo did not work the game against the Texans, but he was assigned to Sunday's game in Carolina. There were several photos of Stropolo in Saints gear on his Facebook page."


wow, the NFL is lucky they found this out BEFORE the game and pulled him; this could have blown up big time in the NFLs face


still, will probably require some damage control by the NFL


Mize said...

I happened to be at Shopko this morning to get more prescription narcotics for the old man(he's an addict at this point), and stopped in the TV section. 40" to 32" is fucking night and day. I have no choice but to go 40.

Aitch said...

Aaron Hernandez got rolled up on a play. Not good...

Mize said...

They still have Tom Brady

Mize said...

Tom Brady has 1.8 points for me through the 1st half. I'm fucked. I am going to lose to the league moron. I am going to start out 0-2.


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Aitch said...

Wouldn't that make you the league moron?

Mize said...

You better talk to fucking Tom Brady about the 5.5 he has for me right now.

Reggie Bush is bailing HIS ass out.

kod said...

I'm getting massacred in both leagues, again

Aitch said...

Giants fought back

Aitch said...

WHY WOULD YOU PITCH THE BALL THERE!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Keef said...

O:FB

Aitch said...

Wow.

Aitch said...

patriots didn't deserve to win that game.

Blue said...

told you the giants were a lock

Keef said...

Who still needs to recruit

Aitch said...

I do

Keef said...

Merriman's Dictionary opened up a can of whoop as.

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