Wednesday, September 12, 2012

live from the beach

yesterday was september 11th.  today is september 12th...never forget that.


broncos/falcons bet this week beth?

went deep sea fishing...caught some fish.  Got some sick.  told people "I'm on a BOAT", got a lot of ::blank stares::...also nobody seems to know "THE SEA WAS ANGRY THAT DAY MY FRIENDS"...bunch of idjits here in the south.

i don't have any transfer requests, so meiz can push it to the next offseason thingy on #ncaa13

baseball is still goin on? 

everytime i come to the gulf, i want to buy a place here.  This year is no different.  Then I do the math and decide it's stupid.

So RGIII huh?..remember Ryan Leaf won his first NFL start, and Peyton Manning did not.

I've watched Arkansas lose to ULM about 5 times now.

Idaho plays LSU in Baton Rouge this week.  Get ready for them to shock the world...eteo

rough weekend for wisconsin last weekend.  That's all i'm going to say about that.

US ambassador to Libya has been kilt.  Why do we even have an ambassador to these terrorist countries?

That's enough...never forget.

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Mize said...

The Badgers are terrible. Montee Ball is nothing special, we're running the spread next season.

What?

tem said...

"what i do is not everywhere, in fact we spend mose of our time here stopping WHAT WE DO going elsewhere"


so what you do is in other places and you could go there and work, got it.

tem said...

i don't know exactly what el pad does, but i can still say with relative confidence that similar jobs exist in places like Columbus, Indianapolis, Charlotte, Houston, etc.

he just doesn't want to leave NYC. that's cool. his family is there, whatever. it's fine that he stays there. but it is true he could move somewhere else and have a bigger place to live and live cheaper. but he loves NYC, so good for him. let him stay there. if he came here he'd live in a 4,000 square foot house. let him stay there and someone else will live in the 4,000 square foot house.

Mize said...

I enjoy James Bond movies

tem said...

i like the old ones where he hits a guy in the elbow and the guy flies through a wall.

El Padrino said...

"so what you do is in other places and you could go there and work, got it."


no it isnt, yet, let's hope it doesnt

Mize said...

"he just doesn't want to leave NYC. that's cool. his family is there, whatever. it's fine that he stays there. but it is true he could move somewhere else and have a bigger place to live and live cheaper"


I just wanna see my people flourish.

tem said...

he doesn't want to flourish. he wants to stay in NYC and eat shitty pizza.

El Padrino said...

there are no Prime Broker Margin jobs in Columbus or anywhere other than nyc

could i do something else in this industry that is located somehwere else? sure, could that possibly mean I could go down to jacksonville and live relatively well as with the white picket fence life? probably

not sure i'd be completely happy there though

Mize said...

Lions are beating the Niners this weekend. Fight me.

El Padrino said...

i was asked, when Wachovia Securities merged with Prudential Financial to move to Richmond, VA

the company sent me and others down there to look at housing/apartments, the office we ate at a local restaurant and so on

i was 23 at the time, was thinking about proposing to fmep and just gotten a promotion at the nyc office, so i declined

lets just say it worked out

El Padrino said...

Lions are beating the Niners this weekend. Fight me.

stop

tem said...

"there are no Prime Broker Margin jobs in Columbus or anywhere other than nyc"

anywhere other than nyc is 1,000,000 percent bullshit. nothing in chicago? nothing in london? nothing in paris?

you need to stop it with that shit. you sound fucking retarded.

seriously fucking retarded.

El Padrino said...

the industry i am in is shrinking, if i can survive here and get moved along i will be poised to make big time cash when it grows out again

plus i absolutely love the Northeast, i love the seasons, the attitude, the history

i just hate philly really, i think philly is the worst place on earth even though i like that invincible movie and rocky

Jugdish said...

Notre dame to ACC

Keef said...

Except footyball

Jugdish said...

he doesn't want to flourish. he wants to stay in NYC and eat shitty pizza.


^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

Yes, except football

Jugdish said...

And hockey apparently

El Padrino said...

"anywhere other than nyc is 1,000,000 percent bullshit. nothing in chicago? nothing in london? nothing in paris?"

london isnt cheaper, i could move to london and pay 2500 for a flat the same way i can pay 2500 for a downtown 1 bedroom "studio"

pardon me sir but, again, what i do?

no. Check.

go to fucking hot jobs or monster search for Prime Broker Margin Operations

let me know what comes back

we support hedge funds, hedge funds are all over the country but the Prime Broker Industry, as part of Investment Banks, are probably 90% located in NYC area

you can check for yourself you don't have to listen to a retard

tem said...

does anyone care where Notre Dame is except in football?

nobody really cares where notre dame basketball plays

tem said...

"are probably 90% located in NYC area"

so they are other places got it.

Keef said...

are probably 90% located in NYC area




Other places. Got it

El Padrino said...

we have Prime support in Jacksonville and places like Mumbai, Singapore, etc

that's why i said 90%

but REGULATORY is all here and THAT IS WHAT I DO.

El Padrino said...

the prime broker industry is very much NY centric

Keef said...

It's cool that LP is the only person in the country with that job. He must make millions

tem said...

not for nothing, but typing "Prime Broker Margin Operations" into monster yields


New York City, NY
Jersey City, NJ
Skokie, IL
Kenner, LA
Houston, TX
Durham, NC
Wichita, KS
Tewksbury, MA
Foley, AL
Foley, AL
Kearny, NJ
Santa Clara, CA

those are the first jobs that pop with that in the keyword.

tem said...

are they what El Pad does? obviously not, because what he does is only in one city.

Keef said...

Foley AL has moe yobs than NYC

Keef said...

More

tem said...

in any case, no wonder he can't get a job somewhere else if he has miraculously pigeon holed himself into a skill that is only in one city and is nowhere else.

HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO.

El Padrino said...

we can argue back in forth if you'd like even though nobody knows what it is i even do or anything about the investment banking business or you could just take my word for it

further, i dont want to move, i love nyc and will probably be here (or close nyc-metro area) most of my working life

i'm a city boy

El Padrino said...

like i said if my job moves to jacksonville which could happen, and they ask me and i get to keep my salary i'd probably say no

tem said...

i will not take your word for it.
the job exists outside of NYC.


i will believe that you love NYC.

El Padrino said...

jacksonville is south georgia

El Padrino said...

"those are the first jobs that pop with that in the keyword."

and none of them is what i do i bet, every investment bank as near shore offices but they keep Regulatory/Compliance type jobs in NYC

this is an absolute fact

tem said...

if jug is reading he can post as beth about how jacksonville isn't south georgia.

tem said...

"and none of them is what i do"

i just typed in what you told me to do.

i guess is should put in NYC into the location so that i only get NYC jobs.

El Padrino said...

me and my team enforce many of the regulatory rules set forth by the Federal Reserve, NYSE, the S.E.C

that shit is not to be offshored or onshored

it stays here

Period.

tem said...

"this is an absolute fact"

but you say that your company is moving some of it to Jacksonville?

they are the first company to think of having the job somewhere else than NYC?? they are so foreward thinking. you work for the cutting edge company that is the very first. very very very first to move one of these jobs outside of NYC. i mean, nobody has moved one to Washington DC?? a regulatory job in Washington DC would be rare, so i doubt they have any there. moving to jacksonville though is brilliant. i can't believe your bank is the first one in the history of the world to think to have this job anywhere other than NYC.

El Padrino said...

"i just typed in what you told me to do"

ok tell me the foley job

description

El Padrino said...

"but you say that your company is moving some of it to Jacksonville? "

many jobs were moved, mostly operations but no regulatory jobs are there

all the main regulatory/compliance jobs are in nyc for most of the investments banks and most of wall street

El Padrino said...

i jsut did the same search you say you did and got one hit

tem said...

"most of the investments banks and most of wall street"


so not all of them. got it.


i am so done with you. you are like a reverse tembagger. it is absolutely retarded and brilliant at the same time.

i am actually going to stand up and give you a standing ovation for this shit.

brilliantly retarded.

El Padrino said...

i added operations and got many jobs, none of them have anything to do with investment banking

El Padrino said...

::bowing::

Mize said...

"like i said if my job moves to jacksonville which could happen, and they ask me and i get to keep my salary i'd probably say no"


that would be insanely dumb. Like divorce-worthy dumb.

El Padrino said...

my wife wants no part of jville

Mize said...

If El Pad got a promotion, he would no longer be doing "what he does". Some times you gotta change up the game.

El Padrino said...

sotuh florida maybe but north florida?

no thanks

El Padrino said...

If El Pad got a promotion, he would no longer be doing "what he does".

yes i would

El Padrino said...

im already in the role that is the next step, which is why i think i deserve the next step

El Padrino said...

nothing but a title change, salary raise, higher bonus %

i already manage the group

Mize said...

How? Your role with the company would change. If I got a promotion, I'd be doing something else. Otherwise it's just a raise.

El Padrino said...

"How? Your role with the company would change. If I got a promotion, I'd be doing something else. Otherwise it's just a raise."

here is the chain in my bank

Associate
Assitant Vice President (me)
Vice President
Director
Managing Director
COO

I'm already doing the VP role for this group since they axed my VP from a year ago.

It's not as vanilla as a company liike yours where a promotion is a new job function. You move up the ladder within your own group.

Jugdish said...

It's not as vanilla as a company


This has nothing to do with race


/mize

Jugdish said...

Oops, that was supposed to be from My beth account

Jugdish said...

Oops, that was supposed to be from My beth account

El Padrino said...

beardos

El Padrino said...

Oscar Mayer is sending actor Josh Sankey on a road trip from New York to Los Angeles with no cash and 3,000 pounds of bacon to see if he can barter his way across the country. So far he's gotten to Charleston, West Virginia and has traded bacon for Jets tickets.

Mize said...

"It's not as vanilla as a company liike yours where a promotion is a new job function. You move up the ladder within your own group."

That sounds like the wrong usage of vanilla.

tem said...

Notre Dame football apparently will have to play 5 ACC folks per year.

Mize said...

Goldfinger
Live & Let Die
The Man With The Golden Gun
Octopussy


Those are my favorites

Blue said...

Ep is a specialist, those are great as long as your industry doesn't die, and you don't have much leverage as far as folks competing for your talents

Blue said...

But when there is an opening your almost assured you can set your own price

Blue said...

But when there is an opening your almost assured you can set your own price

El Padrino said...

yeah fuck the frenchies

Keef said...

More than half of the people living in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, are kids.

Keef said...

like i said if my job moves to jacksonville which could happen, and they ask me and i get to keep my salary i'd probably say no



So you would say no to a place that probably has a cost of living 50% of what it is in NYC, even if you made the same salary? D-u-m

El Padrino said...

so the place has nothing to do with this decision?

Keef said...

I think the place is irrelevant. It wouldn't matter where it's at, you'd stay where you are

Keef said...

You could get a nice trailer in jville with your salary

Jugdish said...

Double wide

El Padrino said...

"I think the place is irrelevant. It wouldn't matter where it's at, you'd stay where you are"

if it were naperville, il i would go, the place is relevant

Blue said...

And a BMW

El Padrino said...

i have a no trade clause (in my own mind) basically

El Padrino said...

jville is on the list

Blue said...

Charlotte is nice

El Padrino said...

i could get a fancy 3 bedroom house in jville in a gated community

but i dont want to

El Padrino said...

my sister lives 20 min outside of charlotte no thanks

El Padrino said...

i honestly dont know if i can live in the south, i like to visit and then leave

anywhere else is fair game

Keef said...

if it were naperville, il i would go, the place is relevant




So it's about the pizza. Got it

Keef said...

I'm trying to figure out who's a bigger blowhard, LP or mize

Mize said...

I'm trying to figure out who's more smug, Keith or Shanoff

El Padrino said...

WORK

Keef said...

I haven't achieved shit. Smug is probably the wrong word

El Padrino said...

dickbag?

how bout dickbag?
or asshat?

Keef said...

doesn't hurt my feelings

El Padrino said...

sticks and stones

El Padrino said...

and you think calling me a blowhard hurts mine?

hahahahahahahhahahaha

Jugdish said...

He isnt trying to hurt your feelings, he is baiting you. You've been baited all morning.

Mize said...

NEXT

Keef said...

He isnt trying to hurt your feelings, he is baiting you. You've been baited all morning.



I knew that

/LP

El Padrino said...

"You've been baited all morning."


stop it

was a normal discussion

this palce cant be all sarcasm, baiting and tembagging

Jugdish said...

I've moved around a decent amount so i feel i could live just about anywhere and be happy. I stay in houston because my family is here.

Jugdish said...

this palce cant be all sarcasm, baiting and tembagging


yes it can

ToddPacker said...

"if jug is reading he can post as beth about how jacksonville isn't south georgia."

jax is a dump... south Georgia is a good description

Mize said...

"this palce cant be all sarcasm, baiting and tembagging"


I agree

ToddPacker said...

one of my brothers does ep type work (i think) and has lived in Miami, NY, jax and london. he said the only place he could work in the states is ny, maybe Chicago.... doesn't make cents* to me, but it does back ep's arguement

Blue said...

"I stay in Houston because my family is there"


And you won't be moving anytime soon

/cmjug

Keef said...

TP is LP's brother

Blue said...

It's cute that you call mom and dad family already


/cmjug

Jugdish said...

And you won't be moving anytime soon

dont want to

ToddPacker said...

my brother just went from renting to owning in mid-town for cool 1.6 mill. the place is a small 2 bedroom apt., but he loves it and I don't think he will ever leave Manhattan eventhough he could have bought a mansion for that kind of dough

Keef said...

jesus

ToddPacker said...

"TP is LP's brother"

my brother is an Irish version of ep, I guess

ToddPacker said...

"jesus"

yeah, my parents went ape shit.... they wanted him to move out of the city now that he has a kid

tem said...

1.6mil would buy a 10 bedroom place on the river with acreage here. easily.

Keef said...

which river

El Padrino said...

your brother is doing well

i think you mentioned what he did before, he is on the sales side of the business i think

ToddPacker said...

"1.6mil would buy a 10 bedroom place on the river with acreage here. easily."

the kick in the ass is that he said he needs to drop another $100,000 in renovations

tem said...

"which river"

scioto.

olentangy too actually.

tem said...

"the kick in the ass is that he said he needs to drop another $100,000 in renovations"

i guess scale wise that isn't bad.

its like putting 12,500 into a 200K house.

ToddPacker said...

"think you mentioned what he did before, he is on the sales side of the business i think"

no clue as to what he does.... I think it's related to hedge funds. he's been with Merrill lynch since he graduated from college

ToddPacker said...

or whatever Merrill is called now

Keef said...

Does he have a nice couch?

ToddPacker said...

"its like putting 12,500 into a 200K house."

yeah, that was his argument

ToddPacker said...

"Does he have a nice couch?"

yes, but I always stay with my other brother when I visit ny. I can only take his snobbery in small doses

tem said...

still on the other side it is 100K. that sucks.

ToddPacker said...

he likes to use the words "high end" a little too much

El Padrino said...

you have to bros here?

El Padrino said...

two

ToddPacker said...

"you have to bros here?"

that was S, right?

Jugdish said...

that was S, right?


hilarity

tem said...

i bet his high end is different than what i would call high end.

his high end is probably stuff i never even heard of.

Keef said...

I can only take his snobbery in small doses




That's kind of like how we are with LP

ToddPacker said...

"That's kind of like how we are with LP"

I have no problem with ep's snobbery. I think for the most part you're anti ny, which I totally understand

Keef said...

I am anti NY

El Padrino said...

"that was S, right?"

mad busy yo

El Padrino said...

Tp is my homeboy

El Padrino said...

and i dont have anything "high end" by the way

my friends who all have city jobs refer to me as "a firefighter trapped in a suit" type of guy

Jugdish said...

my friends who all have city jobs refer to me as "a firefighter trapped in a suit" type of guy

...and then they heard the bitchscream

El Padrino said...

i'll stand by the bitchscream

thought gronk had a shot at the mary

Keef said...

"a firefighter trapped in a suit" type of guy



hilarity

El Padrino said...

mila kunis was stuck in an elevator

wish i was there

Keef said...

Then you would be "a figherfighter trapped in an elevator" type of guy

Mize said...

"a firefighter trapped in a suit"


That's their backhanded way of calling you a meathead.

Mize said...

"a firefighter trapped in a suit"

your pals think you're in over your head.

Mize said...

I'm reading between the lines.

Mize said...

I feel sleuthy.

Mize said...

I've cracked the EP matrix

Keef said...

a firefighter trapped in a suit is a shitty firefighter

El Padrino said...

do people still collect or buy dvd's? even if it's blu-ray who cares everything streams now

El Padrino said...

is SOA good?

i guess i will watch that one next

Mize said...

"do people still collect or buy dvd's? even if it's blu-ray who cares everything streams now"


Yes. DVDs are cheap. Streaming is lame-ish. Whatta gotta pay every time you watch something?

Mize said...

"is SOA good?"


Allegedly, but I have no interest in it. Give me The Wire or Sopranos.

Keef said...

I haven't boat* a DVD is a while. I'll usually just buy a movie online and d/l it.

Mize said...

d/l it where?

Keef said...

PC or ipad

Mize said...

But then how do you watch on the TV? Or do you just not?

El Padrino said...

"Yes. DVDs are cheap"

blu-rays

El Padrino said...

"Whatta gotta pay every time you watch something?"

just another monthly bill
$8 a month

El Padrino said...

2013 schedule twist: Interleague MLB on April 1

tarded'

Mize said...

"just another monthly bill
$8 a month"


I hear great things about Netflix never jerking people around with changing tiers, prices, or movie selection.

S

El Padrino said...

if i watch two movies a month it covers buying two movies assuming two movies cost more than $8

El Padrino said...

there are other services including tons of free stuff via your cable provider

Mize said...

Regardless, I really don't watch movies.

El Padrino said...

weirdo

Keef said...

But then how do you watch on the TV? Or do you just not?



I don't. Or we'll use Redbox

Keef said...

2013 schedule twist: Interleague MLB on April 1

tarded'




Houston moving to the AL. Odd # of teams in each league. Interleague will be every day of the season

Keef said...

there are other services including tons of free stuff via your cable provider



^^^^^^^^ also. On Demand is pretty suite

Keef said...

But I also rarely watch movies. It's all about Sesame Street and Bubble Guppies now

El Padrino said...

ha

El Padrino said...

i know the entire nick jr/disney jr fall lineup

Keef said...

Not gonna lie, and I don't even GAF what people say, Sesame Street is grate. I watched that shit when I was a kid, and it's still grate.

El Padrino said...

blue your kid is missing school right now?

why do you vacation so late?

El Padrino said...

who talks shit about Sesame Street?

tem said...

i'm good on NCAA 13 tranfer requests. i will accept the kid from maryland that wants a better life in the wava.

tem said...

blue probably left the kid with the nanny.

Keef said...

Noone wanted to transfer to tosu

Keef said...

blue pays a private teacher to home school the kids

Mize said...

noone wanted to transfer to UW, either. They know we stink.

tem said...

yahoo! fantasy league recaps are great.

Jugdish said...

yahoo! fantasy league recaps are great.


^^^

tem said...

meiz you can advance league stuff online if you want.

tem said...


somewhere in this neck of the woods

Mize said...

"meiz you can advance league stuff online if you want."

Okay.

Mize said...

I have to do that at home.

El Padrino said...

Q: Did you talk to David Wilson this week about fumbling?
A: Yes.

Q: Which one?
A: All of the above?

Q: How has Wilson responded?
A: Well.

Q: Define well.
A: He’s anxious to do right.

Q: Are you anticipating him getting the ball on Sunday?
A: Certainly.

Q: Is he out of the doghouse?
A: Well, he’s a little out of the doghouse.

Q: How can he regain your trust?
A: Ball security.



i ♥ coughlin

tem said...

boo sysco intraweb rules

Mize said...

"boo sysco intraweb rules"


Yeah, they're here and there. I could log onto fb or twitter if I wanted, but that feels like a trap. Yet there are seemingly randomly blocked news pages.

Mize said...

I can eBay or Amazon it up. Also trapish.

Mize said...

Youtube? Not blockt.

tem said...

it's a trap -admiral akbar

Mize said...

It's a trap!

El Padrino said...

getting sick of twitter
it's like a mini facebook now i have to unfollow some people

El Padrino said...

(cant wait to see reaction to the twitter/fb compare i just made)

Blue said...

"blue your kid is missing school right now?

why do you vacation so late?"

the fuck do I care if they miss preschool and junior K?

Blue said...

next year will be the real deal.

it's cheaper and less hot to go after labor day, not to mention, less crowded

El Padrino said...

ok sorry i asked

El Padrino said...

junior k?

that means kindergarten (the year before 1st grade)

Mize said...

"getting sick of twitter
it's like a mini facebook now i have to unfollow some people"


You probably follow too many people as it is. I try to limit my follows to 315.

Mize said...

And that's with friends that don't ever tweet. I'm all about content. I'll go through a couple times a month to tidy up the people I follow.

Mize said...

OUT

Beth said...

"broncos/falcons bet this week beth?"

Jug says sure.

Beth said...

Straight up or you going to whine about the 3 points?

Beth said...
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El Padrino said...

eracist

Beth said...

I had to, I accidentally posted as jug when I meant to as beth.

tem said...

el pad would still fuck you irregardless of you having a penis and really being jug.

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