Monday, September 24, 2012

I don't feel like posting anything

Seriously.  Football this and football that, I feel like crap.  Might be getting sick, really dragging ass.  I feel like I might try to sleep for a good ten hours tonight.  Sorry this is the garbage you get today.  Maybe I'll come up with something, but that's unlikely.

Woe.

124 comments:

El Padrino said...

well then

Jugdish said...

wall then

El Padrino said...

football is suite

the hit on schaub god damn

romo took a brutal hit that he usually never gets up from

the refs

sanchise is so bad

atlantas d man what the hell is that mike nolan?

El Padrino said...

the titan-lions game as hdh

El Padrino said...

mikel leshoure kid!

too bad i didnt start him now i have to sweat out the green bay defense and greg jennings or fall to 0-3

ironically i need jennings to score > 10 points to get off to a 3-0 start

fucking fantasy football

tem said...

nice post freak

tem said...

replacements are still OK in my book.

everyone seems to forget that the regular refs fucked up all the time too.

every monday people bitched about the regular refs and all the mistakes they made.

El Padrino said...

regular refs never mis marked penalties and given teams, two weeks in a row now, one in ot that directly resulted in a fg game winner FREE YARDAGE

El Padrino said...

think they called a blocking foul on an opening kickoff when it doesn't exist also

El Padrino said...

titans/lions game had a 27 yard personal foul call instead of marking the penalty from the Titans 44 yard line which was the fucking line of scrimmage they marked it from the Detroit 44 setting up Bironas on the Detroit 29

REDZONE

tem said...

and hoodie needs fined for touching a ref. big no no.

tem said...

"regular refs never mis marked penalties and given teams, two weeks in a row now, one in ot that directly resulted in a fg game winner FREE YARDAGE"

never is a strong word. are you sure the regular refs never mismarked a penalty?

I miss Him said...

i don't ever remember the regular refs having such trouble spotting the ball.

tem said...

i don't remember the replacement refs missing a fumble call and costing san diego a win.

I miss Him said...

perfect example of replacement refs issue:

champ is covering Andre Johnson in the game yesterday. doesn't really bite on the double move, and AJ runs over champ.

It really should have been illegal contact penalty called on champ. Well the ref threw his flag...but like 30 seconds after the contact happened, and only after the Houston sideline went apeshit about it.

that's the biggest problem, he got it right, but it felt like he didn't know.

I miss Him said...

"i don't remember the replacement refs missing a fumble call and costing san diego a win."

ok, how about they awarded the ball on a fumble to Atlanta last week, and there wasn't even an atlanta guy at the bottom of the pile, there were 3 broncos.

I miss Him said...

falcons guy didn't even have a hand on the ball. but the ref thought he did, because all he saw was a bunch of black arms

tem said...

and i am sure the old refs got every fumble recovery right.

tem said...

even the seattle timeout shit happened twice before with the old refs.

tem said...

replacement refs haven't blown a coin flip yet.

tem said...

plus it was the broncos vs the falcons. if they didn't give the ball to atlanta on that play manning would have just thrown it to them the next play.

I miss Him said...

probably true

tem said...

on that reynaud TD return he has a lead blocker that destroys a dude and just keeps running. it is sweet.

tem said...

good return, but running 105 yards untouched isn't hard for an NFLer.

tem said...

blocking was awesome and/or the coverage sucked.

Keef said...

Play-Doh was originally sold as a wallpaper cleaner.

I miss Him said...

can't it be both?

I miss Him said...

when are we going to be done looking at training results

#NCAA13

Keef said...

re: refs. Yesterday in the AZ game, AZ had a 1st & 16. Eagles sacked Kolb for 8 yards, but there was holding on the play. Ref says Eagles accept the penalty, 2nd down & 26. Walrus starts arguing with the refs, 5 minutes later after the ref talks to some other ref on the sideline, ref comes out and says "Correction. Eagles decline the penalty and it'll be 3rd down." Whisenhunt then starts arguing, I'm guessing because it should be 2nd down and not 3rd down. Ref talks to ref on sideline again for 5 minutes, then comes out and says "Correction. Penalty will be accepted, 2nd down". More arguing goes on. Eventually the penalty is "accepted" and it's 2nd & 26 even though it should have been 1st & 26. But it also took 10-15 minutes to get to that point.

Keef said...

So yeah, the real refs do miss calls as well. But at least they're getting the rules right and we're not sitting there for 10-15 minutes at a time waiting for a call to be corrected.

Keef said...

Unrelated. Jay Pharoah on SNL is hilarity. His Michael Strahan bit was awesome.

tem said...

shouldn't those guys (ref supervisor who isn't a replacement and the replay guy who isn't a replacement) in the booth help out the refs on the field?

they are probably saying wrong shit to make the replacements look bad because they are friends with the old refs.

Keef said...

they are probably saying wrong shit to make the replacements look bad because they are friends with the old refs.



Tem solved it

El Padrino said...

pharoah is good

Keef said...

shouldn't those guys (ref supervisor who isn't a replacement and the replay guy who isn't a replacement) in the booth help out the refs on the field?



Or we could get the real refs who don't need that help.

tem said...

half of the time wasted is coaching bitching at the replacements and saying shit that they would never say to the old refs. if the coaches wouldn't bitch so much this wouldn't take so long.

El Padrino said...

tem plays a mean devils advocate

Keef said...

tem plays a mean devils advocate



word

tem said...

"Or we could get the real refs who don't need that help."

look, the real refs aren't coming back for awhile. not to mention the old refs did need help and people bitched about them too, but i digress.

people need to quit bitching. you are like a dude that got spurned by his ex gf. oh woe is me, the new girl doesn't slob my knob like the old girl, oh woe is me the new girl takes too long to orgasm.

tem said...

apparently i am the only one who doesn't have a poster of Edward G. Hochuli above his bed.

Keef said...

Is your dad a replacement ref or something? Jesus

Keef said...

not to mention the old refs did need help and people bitched about them too, but i digress.



Of course. No ref is going to get every call right. But like I said, it's not just about getting the calls right. It's about not needing to take 10-15 minutes each time to figure out what the rule is or figure out where the LOS should be. The NFL should be embarrassed by it.

El Padrino said...

Is your dad a replacement ref or something? Jesus

lol'd

tem said...

i wish i could live in the past as much as you guys do. did you guys steal meiz's time masheen?

Keef said...

dude, he sold that a long time ago

El Padrino said...

chris johnson man

Keef said...

awful

Keef said...

Chris Johnson isn't awful. You guys just expect perfection from everyone. Give the guy a break

/tem

Keef said...

The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman president who happens to be from Ohio. A few days after the election the president-elect, whose name is Debra, calls her father and says, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It's a 10 hour drive."
"Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One. And a limousine will pick you up at your door."
"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What will your mother wear?"
"Oh Dad," replies Debra, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington."
"Honey," Dad complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you eat."
The President-to-be responds, " Don't worry Dad. The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington; I'll ensure your meals are salt free. You and mom just have to be there."
So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20, 2017, Debra is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new president's dad and mom.
Dad, noticing the senator sitting next to him, leans over and whispers, "You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible,
becoming President of the United States."
The Senator whispers back, "You bet I do."
Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football for Ohio State."

Keef said...

The Goddman Pirates' freefall has been awesome

I miss Him said...

tell you what

replacement refs suck

I miss Him said...

especially if you're at the game and have to sit there for their bullshit for 15 minutes

I miss Him said...

at least at home I can switch to the other game, or go eat some sandwich, or pay attention to my kids or something

tem said...

they suck the same as the old ones.

tem said...

"Chris Johnson isn't awful. You guys just expect perfection from everyone. Give the guy a break"

horrible extrapolation on your part. you must still be getting the hoculi jizz out of your eye.

I miss Him said...

no, they extra suck

i'm not mad at them though. They're doing the best they can, they didn't ask for the league to be shitheads to the real refs

I miss Him said...

i think that was a poor use of extrapolation

I miss Him said...

maybe it was the same as you've used it in the past though, but we just notice now because your argument is weaker

El Padrino said...

big bossman was fired

jesus

tem said...

el pad is getting a promotion.

tem said...

it is an acceptable use of extrapolation. he took data from one thing and applied it to another.

tem said...

or contined it on to a broader range of the current subject.

tem said...

in this case he took data about replacement refs and applied it to data about a RB with a shitty O-Line.

tem said...

but it was OK because he had old ref jizz in his eye.

Keef said...

tem is busting out jizz smack

Keef said...

I need ARodg to have > than 3 pts tonight.

tem said...

i think he will get that.


i need mason crosby +50 > greg jennings

tem said...

oops i did that wrong.

i need

mason crosby > greg jennings + 50

Keef said...

oops i did that wrong.



You sound like a replacement ref

El Padrino said...

i need a cocktail

I miss Him said...

so blue was right


the rare, called lay-off shot

I miss Him said...

better him than you, right EP

tem said...

blue had insider knowledge

Keef said...

when are we going to be done looking at training results




mize is too busy looking at TVs to do anything

tem said...

cut him slack, he is doing the best he can.

it might take awhile to advance, but he will advance properly.

Keef said...

horrible extrapolation

I miss Him said...

at least he won't have to ask some guy upstairs how to advance

tem said...

he might. pops might be an x box whiz.

Keef said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

I need ARodg to have > than 3 pts tonight.


good luck


/Cutler

El Padrino said...

better him than you, right EP

indeed

El Padrino said...

i think this means we are moving back to headquarters which is great

El Padrino said...

revis

out for the year

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Fernando Rodney has 9 games left to throw 4.1 scoreless innings and beat Eckersley for MLB history-best 0.60 ERA. "

jeebus

Keef said...

Did anyone else hear that Gollum is in line to take over big bossman's spot?

tem said...

i heard that on the blogosphere.

he said he was looking forward to keeping his minions in line.

El Padrino said...

oh Rodney is good again?

El Padrino said...

where is meiz

Jugdish said...

Superbad is hilarity...still

El Padrino said...

lake eerie battle is ferocious

Mize said...

Mad busy. Systems went down for a while. Been buried. Going home soon.

tem said...

they were aruging over the replacement refs.

Aitch said...

Tem is a master baiter.

El Padrino said...

fucking walls

Keef said...

H was waiting for the right opportunity to use that

Mize said...

Goddamn, my ear hurts.

Mize said...

I'm fairly certain the big bossmen/women are fire-proof at my work. Hell, it's tough for worker bees to get canned. They just get moved to a different position.

El Padrino said...

UNION

Mize said...

I can't decide on the last 2 guys I gotta cut.

Mize said...

"UNION"

Unioning up would get you fired

El Padrino said...

i want to union up kim k's butt

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

I can't decide on the last 2 guys I gotta cut.



So you moved it forward?

Mize said...

What do you think?

Mize said...

I'm sorry.

Yes, I did.

Keef said...

apology accepted

tem said...

These Refs suck. That is a weak holding call.

tem said...

Pushing after evry play. These refs suck.

Keef said...

Tembagging is the better

tem said...

You see how that ref held up three fingers for third down? Wft? Real Refs hold up fingers better.

tem said...

Its the little things

Keef said...

Done with cutting

tem said...

I'll cut at halftime.

tem said...

Another terrible call, when will it end???

Mize said...

I'm going to tack on a Weekly El Pad How To video to tomorrow's post because I was such a piece of shit yesterday

tem said...

Ha, I thought keef posted yesterday.

I miss Him said...

Wholly fuck

I miss Him said...

I'm done cutting guys

Mize said...

I'm not done trying to get Packers fans to cut guys

Keef said...

The refs did a great job tonight

/tem

Mize said...

"Mize said...

I'm not done trying to get Packers fans to cut guys"


Wow. What does that even mean?

Mize said...

GO PACK GO!

Mize said...

"I'm going to tack on a Weekly El Pad How To video to tomorrow's post because I was such a piece of shit yesterday"


This is a lie. I was going to put up a 'How to field dress a deer', but it got to be a bit much. And lengthy.

tem said...

go. refs did OK.

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