Tuesday, September 18, 2012

cherry blossom

So Atlanta gets 4 turnovers and still has a shot to lose it at the end? Denver took the ball out of Manning's hands after his third pick and still almost won. I wonder when was the last time a coach told Peyton that he's thrown it enough, we're going to run it. In other game news Prater did not get 40 points. He needs to kick some fucking FGs.

TOSU fans are all pissed that Miller doesn't run enough. It's hilarity. Last year they made fun of Michigan because their QB couldn't pass but could run. This year they embrace it. If you bring it up to a tOSU fan they'll say but Miller CAN throw the ball we just don't want him to, denard can't throw, that's the difference. Then I laugh because Miller don't throw so good.

WVU fans are optimistic that they'll have a shot at a national title. I hope so, but we'll see. The offense looks great and the defense looks poopy. Maybe the D will get better.

Meiz is down on Wisconsin but they will still play for the Big 11 title. Not sure who else from that side is eligible and any good at all. IU isn't going to be good.

Kenyon college broke a 25 or something game losing streak a couple weeks ago. That program went downhill from the moment I stepped onto campus. I am a poison. Or maybe its a curse for making me block every fucking play.

Obama was in town. He did not mess up traffic. The anit him commercial about China pisses me off. It shows a graph 8 bricks high and says China manufacturing increased 25% and then grows the graph by 9 more bricks. 9 is not 25% of 8. And it shows a graph for the US and says we lost 500k manufacturing jobs and the graph gets cut in half. So America only has 1M manufacturing jobs? Fucking lame commercial. I hate politicians.

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Beth said...

"So Atlanta gets 4 turnovers and still has a shot to lose it at the end?"

Well it might help if Atlanta actually had a running game. But hey, I'll take 2-0.

Beth said...

So now there are reports that Michael Turner got a DUI after last night's game.

Maybe that was his excuse, he was drunk during the game too.

Beth said...

Blue, your new name is "I miss Him" (and make sure to capitalize "Him") and here is your pic.

Mize said...

The goal line pile up attempt to jump over the pile play always bottles my mind.

Beth said...

Yet that's the one that scored.

El Padrino said...

Turner/CJK2 combo is disgusting

tem said...

Steven Jackson / Jamaal Charles combo is just as bad.

El Padrino said...

i'm gonna do a two QB league next year

Mize said...

"Yet that's the one that scored."


You shouldn't get a TD for that garbage.

Mize said...

the ball carrier should have to establish possession of the ball inside the boundary of the endzone for it to count.

Mize said...

Reggie Bush/Doug Martin combo is working out for me

Mize said...

My terrible WR Corps put my opponent in the cement mixer this week. Blew the doors off that sumbitch to the tune 180 points

tem said...

nice work. my RB combo stinks like a smelly vag

El Padrino said...

Bush/Martin isn't sustainable

Keef said...

Tem are you high?

Mize said...

"Bush/Martin isn't sustainable"

Says you.


You mad, son?

El Padrino said...

jealous maybe

but i stand by the statement

El Padrino said...

tem replacement got to go

real refs never give away yardage

El Padrino said...

the shot Sean Lee took from Golden Tate was so fucking awesome that i almost became a notre dame fan

if spiff were alive he'd gif it

GIF it

tem said...

"Tem are you high?"

i forget what i sent you already.

Blue said...

he's high on the replacement refs

El Padrino said...

good to see pacman contributing keef

tem said...

"tem replacement got to go"

negative. they are still OK.

tem said...

isn't it basically fitz and someone for eli?

Mize said...

This weekend is when the Reds eliminate the Brewers from the playoff race. Can't wait.

Beth said...

"if spiff were alive he'd gif it"

GIF's in memory of Spiff

El Padrino said...

thank you

El Padrino said...

add a T to that GIF

tem said...

it isn't friday

Mize said...

The nimrods on WWL were trying to say that should be a penalty

Beth said...

Maybe he's just telling us his lunch plans.

El Padrino said...

GIFT

tem said...

of course it should be a penalty. any hard hit is now a penalty according to the talking heads.

Beth said...

Why is David Byrne concerned about hard hits in football?

Blue said...

they discussed making that a penalty a few years ago, and i think decided against it.

basically a player couldn't "crack back" towards the line of scrimmage to block

I miss Him said...

good God

Mize said...

That's not actually a crackback though.

I miss Him said...

no, it's not a crackback block.

but it is coming back towards the line of scrimmange

I miss Him said...

i'm just sayin

i agree that it shouldn't be outlawed

I miss Him said...

when i was in collitch every year we played a football game against our "rival" dorm. it was not rough touch, it was full on rough tackle.

the first year somebody videotaped it, and we had a rugby player on our team...we were returning a punt, and he laid a guy out in a similar fashion. It was awesome. We watched that play over maybe 100 times...setup the gamewinning touchdown.

the glory daze

Beth said...

"we were returning a punt, and he laid a guy out in a similar fashion. It was awesome."

What you don't realize is that that guy is now in a wheelchair drooling all over himself cause of that hit...

(s)

I miss Him said...

he went to Idaho, that would have been an improvement for him. (s)

Jugdish said...

@TheFakeESPN: Michael Turner's DUI is realistic, but nobody finds the speeding charge very credible.

I miss Him said...

you know how they caught michael turner? he kept running into stuff right as he was trying to get going

Keef said...

Walmart sells more bananas than any other item.

Keef said...

isn't it basically fitz and someone for eli?



Fitz, Bradshaw, & Freeman for Eli, Mendenhall, & Bess.

None of your 3 would start except for bye weeks

Keef said...

he kept running into stuff right as he was trying to get going




ha

Mize said...

Low long after the game did Turner get popped? It would be awesome if he was drinking in the locker room

Keef said...

5am

Mize said...

Just pourin' up on some Henn in his pads.

Keef said...

racist

El Padrino said...

chris lighty died meiz?

Keef said...

that was like 2 weeks ago

El Padrino said...

been neglecting my music news

Jugdish said...

@FauxJohnMadden: Michael Turner's breathalyzer results were higher than his yards per carry.

El Padrino said...

wonder how big ol John is doing

El Padrino said...

BOOM!

Mize said...

"chris lighty died meiz?"


Yeah. I really didn't care though. Didn't even make a ripple on my twitter timeline.

Mize said...

People were more like "Chris Lighty died? Oh. Well, anyway..."

Mize said...

Sapp got blown up last week. Called Lizz (@Lizzs_Lockerroom) fat. Twitter went ham on his ass.

Jugdish said...

Going ham on someone is bad, right? Not the good bad, but the bad bad.

El Padrino said...

havent paid much attention to twitter either

El Padrino said...

ham is means HARD AS A MOTHERFUCKER

could be both

You went HAM on your morning yog.

CMJUG went HAM on your ass when you tried to make sexy time.

Mize said...

My favorite part of people destroying Sapp was the things they were calling him for not having NFL Network at home.

Mize said...

My favorite was saying Sapp's the broke dude that calls you on the phone & is all "What's the game lookin' like, fam?". That slayed me.

El Padrino said...

but Sapp is broke so funnier

Mize said...

Yes, and also works for NFL Network.

Mize said...

Mawse almost had another TD this week.

El Padrino said...

McNoodles were announced today on the McDonald’s Austria

BEAST

El Padrino said...

Yes, and also works for NFL Network.

yes

seems like he was firrred from Showtime Inside NFL

Cowher in that space now

Jugdish said...

I just learnt* something and got more street cred


s

Mize said...

Bam. Landlord for the apartment just called. Gonna get the tour on the 1st.

Mize said...

Too bad its on the back side of the street. Would have been extra dope if it was in the front of the building right on the main drag.

Mize said...

Close enough though. Right in the middle of downtown Cedarburg.

Jugdish said...

Bam. Landlord for the apartment just called. Gonna get the tour on the 1st.

Suite

El Padrino said...

back to the burg

El Padrino said...

i hate going to the dry cleaners
i wish they would deliver

Keef said...

Mawse almost had another TD this week.



Instead he had as many as I had

Keef said...

Bam. Landlord for the apartment just called. Gonna get the tour on the 1st.


Nice

Mize said...

Niners at Vikes this week for suicide picks, hey?

Mize said...

I'm eyeballing the GEEEE Men, too.

El Padrino said...

i used niners last week

El Padrino said...

i'm eyeing chicago, nawlins, and indy

Jugdish said...

Im eyeballing niners, steelers, and maybe saints

I miss Him said...

"i hate going to the dry cleaners
i wish they would deliver"

we have delivery dry cleaners..maybe you should explore your options

I miss Him said...

they pickup and deliver.


HAM

El Padrino said...

i should look

El Padrino said...

id like to keep getting the shirts for $1.25 though

Mize said...

"Im eyeballing niners, steelers, and maybe saints"


Why on earth would you take the Saints? Erase them from your brain.

Mize said...

That team is in shambles.

Mize said...

To quote the late, great, Mitch Hedberg.

"This shirt is dry clean only. So that means it's dirty."

tem said...

cmtem took the 49ers

tem said...

this week in pick em i am doing the exact opposite pick of what i would usually pick.

Jugdish said...

Why on earth would you take the Saints? Erase them from your brain.


You questioned me on the bengals last week too.i know the saints are in shambles, but they can still score and they're hosting a horrible team

El Padrino said...

"Why on earth would you take the Saints? Erase them from your brain."

becuz they playing the cheifs

tem said...

saints can't lose all of their games.

El Padrino said...

bengals was a high wire act jug cmon

they won and that counts the same as a blowout but the bengals were a questionable pick

El Padrino said...

giant game was fucking NUTS

Jugdish said...

they won and that counts the same as a blowout but the bengals were a questionable pick


Werent they favored by at least 7, and hosting a bad team? only reason it was questionable is because it was a divisional game

Jugdish said...

giant game was fucking NUTS


and a lot of people thought that was a gimme

El Padrino said...

not this guy

El Padrino said...

"only reason it was questionable is because it was a divisional game"

no it was questionable because it was the bengals

Keef said...

not this guy


That's right. LP told SG that the Giants are awful at home. I read it.

Keef said...

they won and that counts the same as a blowout but the bengals were a questionable pick



Looks like an apology to me, jug

Keef said...

id like to keep getting the shirts for $1.25 though



So you want more service for the same price?

I miss Him said...

Giants were a lock..

I miss Him said...

maybe we should do suicide picks with the spread?

I miss Him said...

that would be interesting

El Padrino said...

a winner would be declared in 3 weeks if we did that

El Padrino said...

"So you want more service for the same price?"

don't we all?

El Padrino said...

fuck em gangham style

Keef said...

don't we all?



touche

Mize said...

Goddammit, its GangNAM style.

El Padrino said...

who cares

Mize said...

I take my K-Pop very seriously

Mize said...

s

Jugdish said...

who cares


^^^

Keef said...

he died

tem said...

who cares died

El Padrino said...

damn shame

El Padrino said...

snl off to a strong start

El Padrino said...

it was mostly funny

tem said...

you watch that still? i thought you bartended on sat nights

El Padrino said...

i do, if i'm scheduled to

i was on sunday

tem said...

you only go to work when they tell you to be at work?

I miss Him said...

I wish I only went to work when they told me to

tem said...

my work wishes i worked when they wanted me to.

El Padrino said...

"you only go to work when they tell you to be at work?"

um yeah

tem said...

you can't just show up and bartend?

tem said...

you work for tips. you should just be able to go when you want.

El Padrino said...

"you can't just show up and bartend?"

um no
are you tembagging?

I miss Him said...

It's only for parties right it's not like at a bar with customers

Keef said...

ha

El Padrino said...

"It's only for parties right it's not like at a bar with customers"

right it's a catering hall
it's 95% weddings

tem said...

yeah, so just show up. whatta gotta do to get a drink here?

Keef said...

hahahaha

Keef said...

That first TD that Peyton threw last night looked like a kickoff it was so wobbly

tem said...

Eli threw a helicopter ball on one play too. They must have learnt it from Cooper.

Keef said...

A protester in Lahore, Pakistan has died after inhaling the fumes from the American flags he burned on Sunday




USA! USA! USA!

El Padrino said...

i hope mikel leshoure gets the rock often

Mize said...

"i hope mikel leshoure gets the rock often"


Ha!

Mize said...

Lions are working out Ryan Grant. God awful.

El Padrino said...

scott linehan is a fucking retard

Keef said...

Troofs!


The comments at the end go HAM on JW

Mize said...

"scott linehan is a fucking retard"


He's not good.

Mize said...

Home time

El Padrino said...

whitlock sucks

tem said...

you read it.

tem said...

he gets read and shows up to work when he wants.

WINNER

tem said...

you got fired from the stache and have to work when the man wants you to work.

whitlock went HAM on you

Keef said...

tem has a valid point

tem said...

he drug his sack on your chin

tem said...

you got chin sacked

tem said...

that just happened

El Padrino said...

whatta you guys a tag team or something

tem said...

you got bag teamed by JW

tem said...

like over the top rope Shawn Michaels in his The Rockers day busted.

tem said...

he went Clint Huxtable on you.

tem said...

Officer Carl Winslow on you

tem said...

president Palmer on you

Keef said...

Who is Clint Huxtable?

tem said...

judge phillip banks on you

tem said...

"Clint Huxtable"

cliff's mean brother.

El Padrino said...

Clint Huxtable is hilarity

tem said...

he was on everybody hates chris.

orlando jones played him.

tem said...

you guys should watch more tv

Keef said...

I don't want to watch more TV

El Padrino said...

havent watched a sitcom in years

YEARS!

tem said...

then you'll have to rely on this blog to learn about offshoots of the huxtable clan.

tem said...

glee is a sitcom isn't it? cmlp says you watch glee all the time.

El Padrino said...

stop it

tem said...

she said you would deny it

tem said...

she knows you well.

Keef said...

I don't know that he was denying it. Maybe he just wants you to stop talking about it because he wants to keep it in the closet

El Padrino said...

you bored tem?

Keef said...

no, you bored tem

I miss Him said...

manning has been having all kinds of problems throwing a tight spiral.

I think he's overthrowing trying to make up for his lack of arm strength

Keef said...

Amateur!

/beth

Keef said...

Toronto Blue Jays shortstop Yunel Escobar has been suspended for three games without pay for "his decision to display an unacceptable message while participating in a Major League game."
The punishment was announced in a press conference on Tuesday afternoon. Escobar made headlines on Monday when a Toronto-area photographer pointed out that Escobar had played Saturday's game with "tu ere maricon" (sic) written on his eye black strips. The message can translate to "you are a faggot,"



Smat*

El Padrino said...

saw that and wondered why he would do that

Keef said...

"I agree with the suspension. I don't have any problem with that," said an 'embarrassed' Escobar. "I'm sorry for my actions the other day. I don't have anything against homosexuals. I have friends who are gay."



hilarity

Keef said...

The ol' "I have friends who are 'insert race/ethnicity/sexual orientation of people he offended'" defense

El Padrino said...

ha yeah lame

tem said...

i did it on purpose /escobar

I miss Him said...

ha

El Padrino said...

piece

Mize said...

I can't be racist, I have a black friend!

Keef said...

and a color TV

Mize said...

Some truck driver cracked an Obama race joke and followed it up with the colored tv joke the other week. I feel like I gave him the best blank stare I've ever given. It got weird.

Keef said...

are we on week 3 yet?

I miss Him said...

yeah, c'mon week 3

I miss Him said...

this recruiting visits shit is taking forever

Keef said...

yes

Keef said...

good to see that freak is paying attention to his keeper team

Mize said...

Week 3, gay boys

I miss Him said...

i'm done with week 3 recruiting, can we move to week 4 now?

Mize said...

Go away

Mize said...

Whatta another Tampa Ray suspended 50 games

Keef said...

I am also done recruiting

Jugdish said...

bold

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