Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Another Holiday Gone By

Another Holiday, another day off. It was a good Holiday weekend here. WVU won, tOSU won, I didn't have to go to Bed Bath and Beyond. Why yes, it was a solid weekend. Also, it rained so I couldn't mow the grass. I'll have to do that today though. Should be fun.

Meiz says he is going to Vegas. I assume that means he boat* tix. If he posts when his flights are I will get a ticket as well and a hotel room at Bills or wherever we are staying. I think my buddy from work goes to Bills a lot. I'll ask him if he gets discounts.

I believe people are defined by how they learn from mistakes. Smart people seem to learn from them and rarely make the same ones twice. Other people don't. Take my cousins for instance. Both are baby daddies and are jobless. They have gotten fired from every job they have had and get in trouble with drugs a lot. They never learn. Not smart. They get fired for the same shit too. Showing up late, not listening to their boss and not doing things they don't want to do. I guess it is part being lazy, which far too many people, including myself, are. But it is part not learning. They act surprised when they get fired again for not doing what the boss told them to do. They are dumb.


Top 25 recaps

Bama looked awesome
USC looked good
LSU and OK looked like they needed a bit of work
Florida St and OK St. didn't play anyone so I can't judge them
WVU has 0 defense
tOSU will struggle against good teams
MICH looked bad
other teams I didn't pay much attention to

If your birthday is on a holiday or a weekend you don't get a facebook message from me. Deal with it.

I have today off. I am going to play video games, do laundry and mow the grass. And wait for a delivery from Fed Ex that will be here between 9am and 7pm.


183 comments:

El Padrino said...

i thought meiz hates vegas?

tem said...

Eteo

El Padrino said...

he had a miserable time
i remember busting his balls for saying how terrible of a time he had in the one city that is impossible to have a bad time in

Blue said...

he's learned from his mistakes

Blue said...

cmmeiz is not going

tem said...

Yeah meiz learned.

tem said...

My phone is comically cracked but still works.

El Padrino said...

whenever you see a mooslim* with the head to toe gear on, or burqua thing and her face is pretty alright do you not wonder what kind of banging body she is hiding under that?

El Padrino said...

chances are 3 out of 10 got some good shit under those blankets

Mize said...

My shoes stink

Beth said...

"whenever you see a mooslim* with the head to toe gear on, or burqua thing and her face is pretty alright do you not wonder what kind of banging body she is hiding under that?"

When you wonder that, the terrorists win. Nice job EP.

(s)

Mize said...

I am departing after work on November 9th, and my return flight is 11:25am on Monday November 12.

Mize said...

"I'll ask him if he gets discounts."


Yes, do this.

Blue said...

meiz showing some faith...i like that he stuck his neck out there like that

El Padrino said...

who you going with meiz?

Keef said...

Yeah, who you goin with?

Tyler said...

So where are we staying?

Tyler said...

And how much a night?

Mize said...

"who you going with meiz?"


Whoever feels like going

El Padrino said...

jerry stackhouse is still ballin'?

jesus

El Padrino said...

"Whoever feels like going"

so you just bought a plane ticket without making plans with anyone?

Mize said...

"So where are we staying?"


Bill's, I guess. Or the bus stop.

Mize said...

"so you just bought a plane ticket without making plans with anyone?"

Maybe.

Mize said...

Maybe not.

El Padrino said...

oh a game

cool let's play

El Padrino said...

and what the motherfuck is Bills?

El Padrino said...

Ballys?

Blue said...

this shit is hilarity

Blue said...

i'm going on vacation the end of this week.

So not sure how much NCAA 13 (none) i'll get in. Not sure how much of a hold up i'll be...or how we roll to the next season

Mize said...

"And how much a night?"

$120 for a double queen


/Hey there
//Kod

Tyler said...

Mize, I changed my FFB avatar because you were complaining about it. You're welcome.

Tyler said...

$120 for a double queen

Is that per person or total for a night?

Mize said...

"Is that per person or total for a night?"


Total for a night, from a what I can tell

Mize said...

"and what the motherfuck is Bills?"


You can try googling Bill's Gamblin Hall & Saloon

El Padrino said...

"i'm going on vacation the end of this week."

suite

El Padrino said...

never heard of that joint

Mize said...

Well of course not. Your wife won't let you go to Las Vegas anyway, so why would you need to?

Keef said...

In the last 5 years, U.S. natural gas production grew 63% and prices dropped 23%.

Keef said...

If LP hasn't heard of Bill's, then it probably sucks

El Padrino said...

"Well of course not. Your wife won't let you go to Las Vegas anyway, so why would you need to?"

never heard of it because it looks like a dump

El Padrino said...

have a bachelor party in vegas next year

wolf man

El Padrino said...

i hope we aint bunking at Bill's

Keef said...

The members of LP's finer things club would never stay at Bill's

Keef said...

Bill's is suite. DET

NS

Blue said...

if jug was going he would have insisted on the hooters hotel/casino

Blue said...

AHIIK

El Padrino said...

hope your taste in hotels is better than your tastebuds

El Padrino said...

i'll swing by bills when we go

Keef said...

97% sure that if I end up going I'll be driving there

El Padrino said...

so is this a summitt?

Keef said...

LP
Snobs like you wouldn't like Bill's.

NS


But for people that go to Vegas and would rather use their money on gambling than on paying for an expensive room, it's grate*. It's clean. Center of the strip. Cheap rooms. $5 tables. Beer pong. Sports book.

Mize said...

"97% sure that if I end up going I'll be driving there"


Easier to hide the expenses

El Padrino said...

MCD was married to Omarosa?

That crazy bitch from the Apprentice?

Mize said...

The Luxor was a friggin' dump when I last went. I was ETEO of impressed.

Keef said...

MCD was married to Omarosa?



No

El Padrino said...

"But for people that go to Vegas and would rather use their money on gambling than on paying for an expensive room, it's grate*. It's clean. Center of the strip. Cheap rooms. $5 tables. Beer pong. Sports book."

suite.

El Padrino said...

"would rather use their money on gambling than on paying for an expensive room, it's grate*."

the rooms arent expensive

El Padrino said...

i mean those new joints are, like the super new ones

El Padrino said...

but the ol reliable nice ones are reasonable

Mize said...

By the time I'm 40, I'm doing a goddamn cannonball run to Vegas in a drop top with Kod.

Keef said...

hey there

Keef said...

this shit is hilarity




^^^^

El Padrino said...

that 3rd round mjd pick looks suite now dudn'tit*

El Padrino said...

that owner ate his lunch

El Padrino said...

drank his milkshake

El Padrino said...

bamer #1

Keef said...

MJD gonna be bad this year

Keef said...

not michael jackson bad

Keef said...

He's gonna be the 3rd down back for the first few games

El Padrino said...

amazing like labor day comes and all of a sudden im supposed to have a pumpkin on the stoop and mums are all over and pumpkin flavors are all out oktoberfest is cold

then right after halloween xmas shit is pushed

El Padrino said...

MJD gonna be bad this year

still rushes for 1000

Keef said...

then right after halloween xmas shit is pushed



Costco has had Xmas shit up for almost a month

Keef said...

HD gets Xmas stuff next week I think

Keef said...

still rushes for 1000



bet?

Blue said...

i bet he pulls a hammy. then has some knee issues.

finishes in the 700yrds range

Keef said...

Went to OG last night. Has the braised beef & tortellini. It was grate

Keef said...

*had

Keef said...

i bet he pulls a hammy. then has some knee issues.

finishes in the 700yrds range



blue knows

Mize said...

MoJo goes over a thousand this year. Lock it up.

Keef said...

There isn't an O in Maurice

Mize said...

And there isn't an A or an S in Keith, but that doesn't matter either.

El Padrino said...

"still rushes for 1000



bet?"


sure this is like my third footyball bet

El Padrino said...

one more and i wont be el pad for a month on here

ToddPacker said...

"I am departing after work on November 9th, and my return flight is 11:25am on Monday November 12."

home UF game that weekend.... I'm out of summit III. I gambled at Bill's last time i was in vegas. seemed like an ok place. I guess I have to wait for summit IV

Keef said...

And there isn't an A or an S in Keith, but that doesn't matter either.



The A & S was derived from the ASU logo

Keef said...

home UF game that weekend



Sell your tickets. They're playing freaking Louisiana Lafayette that weekend. FU will be 3-6 at that point anyway

Mize said...

"Sell your tickets. They're playing freaking Louisiana Lafayette that weekend. FU will be 3-6 at that point anyway"


Cold, hard reality.

ToddPacker said...

"Sell your tickets. They're playing freaking Louisiana Lafayette that weekend. FU will be 3-6 at that point anyway"


"Cold, hard reality."

I'm well aware that UF will suck. no real cold, hard reality. I spend too much money on season tickets and do not miss home games, even shit games. no way I'm selling my tickets for well below what I paid to spend money on a trip.... that would give cmtp ammo for getting rid of our season tickets

Keef said...

I think you have an emergency work function in LV that weekend

ToddPacker said...

I'll be visiting the site of summit II this weekend. any recommendations? we'll be in Austin thur & fri and then college station sat

ToddPacker said...

"I think you have an emergency work function in LV that weekend"

cmtp knows gator football comes before work

ToddPacker said...

"FU will be 3-6 at that point"

I'm hopefull they will be 5-4 at that point

El Padrino said...

"any recommendations?"

salt lick bbq

ToddPacker said...

"salt lick bbq"

heard that is was extremely overrated, but we still might check it out. I think we are planning on franklin's bbq too

ToddPacker said...

flanklin's is supposed to have 2-3 hour wait everyday

ToddPacker said...

maybe jug has some ideas for other places off the beaten path... It's a home game for UT too, so Austin is going to be crazy crowded

El Padrino said...

"so Austin is going to be crazy crowded"

with dime pieces

El Padrino said...

"heard that is was extremely overrated"

the brisket looked unreal last night on No Reservations

Keef said...

I'll be visiting the site of summit II this weekend. any recommendations? we'll be in Austin thur & fri and then college station sat




Bikini's

Keef said...

Unless you don't like seeing hot bitches that you can see anywhere

El Padrino said...

i like how the guy who plays Tuco on breaking bad is the mexican from Training Day that was super hyper while playing cards

YEAH BRO GET YOUR SHIIIIT PUSSHED IN MAYNE
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

good to see a brother like that get work

El Padrino said...

american idol is a joke now

El Padrino said...

anyone ever watch the Cocaine Cowboys docs?

if you did the old lady from them was assinated yesterday in Medellin

El Padrino said...

assinated

gems

El Padrino said...

"4 Tickets For Price Of 2 When Mets Host Chipper & Braves This Weekend At Citi Field"

fat chance Freddy

sell

Mize said...

When's Summit 3? Is that still gonna happen?

Keef said...

It's September bro

Keef said...

This was hilarity

Keef said...

O:FB

Keef said...

No wonder why she was teacher of the year

El Padrino said...

keef is surfing the web

El Padrino said...

SKY network picking up NFL games is a huge deal

El Padrino said...

"In his death throes, he was still twitching and convulsing. Another assaulter and I trained our lasers on his chest and fired several rounds. The bullets tore into him, slamming his body into the floor until he was motionless."

USA USA USA USA USA!

Keef said...

Florida offensive coordinator Brent Pease is apologizing for using obscenities after being caught on camera obviously swearing during the Gators' season opener.



WGAF? It's fucking football, not church.

El Padrino said...

i dont give a fuck

i drop f bombs at the kiddie pool

Keef said...

Are you not tall enough for the adult pool?

El Padrino said...

what does height have to do with being allowed in a pool

midgets can swim

El Padrino said...

anyway i have NY Giant swimmies

Keef said...

are swimmies like floaties?

El Padrino said...

yes

Blue said...

Fucking fuck

Blue said...

Fucking fuck

Blue said...

My computer just crashed out on me

El Padrino said...

fuck

El Padrino said...

this guy is good at carnival games

Blue said...

Good bye AFC preview,

I guess I can write it again, just won't be as awesome

El Padrino said...

it autosaves you freak calm down

Keef said...

Is that H or blue?

Mize said...

This facebook status is relevant to today's post:

"I always seem to make some stupid mistake that ruins everything..."


This from the bimbo that usually has the dumb statuses I cnp here.

Keef said...

When I rear tem's post about people not learning from mistakes, I think for a lot of people it's because they don't "know" they're the ones making mistakes. usually people like that find blame in everyone but theyselves*, so they don't learn from something because they don't think they fuckt up.

Keef said...

*read

El Padrino said...

like hcsilep

El Padrino said...

skunkpatch has the broncos in the super bowl

jesus

El Padrino said...

with the cowboys winning the nfc east and green bay has the wild card

Mize said...

Skunkpatch's picks came out last week. Read a book, bro.

El Padrino said...

nobody said it here

Keef said...

someone on ESPN has the Eagles/Texas in the Super BowlTM, with Philly winning. Awful

El Padrino said...

how bout this you seen this faggoty shit?

El Padrino said...

iggles be good you

Keef said...

philly won't make the playoffs

Keef said...

stop with your xnij

Mize said...

"how bout this you seen this faggoty shit?"


Wow, that's gay.

ToddPacker said...

"the brisket looked unreal last night on No Reservations"

I thought he was at franklin's

El Padrino said...

maybe i wasnt paying attention

El Padrino said...

"philly won't make the playoffs"

FIRE THE WALRUS DOT COM

ToddPacker said...

"Bikini's"

cmtp and other CMs will be there.... I doubt bikini's will make the cut

El Padrino said...

what is this a group trip with friends and wives?

ToddPacker said...

"Florida offensive coordinator Brent Pease is apologizing for using obscenities after being caught on camera obviously swearing during the Gators' season opener."

I think it was on the feed they use in the stadium and for the replay on Sunday. they kept zooming in on him after bad plays and he was fbombing like crazy. I thought it was fine; no reason to apologize

Keef said...

cmtp and other CMs will be there.... I doubt bikini's will make the cut


Just send them all out shopping one afternoon

El Padrino said...

"Keith Hernandez might shave his mustache for the final game"

no one else will tune in otherwise

Keef said...

what is this a group trip with friends and wives?



It's just TP, his wife, and all her friends

Mize said...

This eggplant parm is HDH

El Padrino said...

mmmmmm

ToddPacker said...

"what is this a group trip with friends and wives?"

yes, we made the plans last year at the FSU game. it's 12 people that we tailgate with. 7 guys, 5 girls. we had several "what were we thinking" discussions at the tailgate this past weekend about including CMs

El Padrino said...

It's just TP, his wife, and all her friends

why

El Padrino said...

i forgot cmtp goes along for tailgating

what about the kids

El Padrino said...

i didnt watch one second of the RNC last week

so proud of myself

Keef said...

This eggplant parm is HDH



OG is the best

Mize said...

"i didnt watch one second of the RNC last week

so proud of myself"


WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? It was gold, Tone! Gold!!

Mize said...

Give me a political convention and my twitter time line, and I am one happy piggy.

El Padrino said...

i dont like those things. it's everything you hate about politics

buzzwords, pontificating, goofy, not real

El Padrino said...

piece

Mize said...

El Pad hates comedy. Got it.

Mize said...

I really wish I had filmed the majestic tee shots me & my buddy Dan were smoking yesterday. It really was incredible.

ToddPacker said...

"i forgot cmtp goes along for tailgating

what about the kids"

no kids on the Texas trip. sotp goes to all home games and dotp goes to a few. if dotp does not to a game sotp usually brings a friend.

Keef said...

party at TP's house!!!!

Mize said...

Keith, you need to go get your boy 85. He put that broad's face on his leg.

Keef said...

He's not my boy

Mize said...

It's totally fine that I booked 2 one-way flights for Vegas, right? One way there & One way back.

Aitch said...

" $120 for a double queen

/Hey there
//Kod"

Way to recycle my joke frome last week.

Mize said...

Tem is on some sort of offseason clock now.

Blue said...

What does that even mean

Keef said...

Ncaa

Mize said...

"Way to recycle my joke frome last week."


That was the point, you dildo.

Keef said...

Yeah, wft mize. We don't recycle jokes here.

Mize said...

Never ever

Mize said...

"he had a miserable time
i remember busting his balls for saying how terrible of a time he had in the one city that is impossible to have a bad time in"


I'm choosing to respond to this now. I said I was unimpressed and found Vegas to be over-hyped. I had a great time with all the time I spent by myself and hanging out with random Brits. They loved the Randy Moss Pats jersey. The crummy part was my BS girlfriend at the time.

Blue said...

you spent all day, and that's the best you came up with?

Blue said...

and autosave doesn't do much when your harddrive crashes.

i was the idiot who had been working on it for a week in MS word

Mize said...

It's not like I put thought or effort into it. Just enough to not get fired.

Mize said...

Anyway, how's that AFC preview?

Blue said...

starting to re-write now

Blue said...

coach magers is now on the clock

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"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino