Tuesday, September 25, 2012

ALF. Discuss



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Mize said...

Gutty, gritty performance from the Seahawks last night. They really grinded that one out.

El Padrino said...

it's Freak Week here at LOV

El Padrino said...

wonder what tem has to say about last nights game

one ref rules touchback the other rules touchdown

El Padrino said...

honestly though i dont know why that packer tried to catch it

just knock the shit down man

Mize said...

Selected comments from Packers fans on the radio this morning.


That Tate guy is a cheater and a liar!

I'm not watching the NFL anymore!

I'm going to spend my money on the Lingerie Football League!

I miss Him said...

replacement refs haven't ever cost anyone a game

/tem

Beth said...

"I'm going to spend my money on the Lingerie Football League!"

Apparently some of the replacement refs are from the Lingerie Football League.

(ns)

I miss Him said...

for all the packer fans that are mad, they should be mad at their team for not playing better and giving the seahawks the chance to let the officials give them the game.

/tem

I miss Him said...

"Apparently some of the replacement refs are from the Lingerie Football League"

this is 100% true

I miss Him said...

"Apparently some of the replacement refs are from the Lingerie Football League"

and you never hear anyone complain about them there

/tem

El Padrino said...

clean the hochuli jizz out of your eye and blame the packers for letting rodgers get sacked 9 times

/tem

Mize said...

"clean the hochuli jizz out of your eye and blame the packers for letting rodgers get sacked 9 times

/tem"


Well?

I miss Him said...

who knew that the true 12th man in seattle was a referee

Mize said...

Bossman trying to micromanage like a champ today. I really want to tell him 'Deal with it, this is the new normal'. We're going through major changes as a company, and this is what it is likely going to be. Everybody is just going to have to deal with doing more work.

tem said...

1) GB should have knocked that ball down. Every defender knows this, but doesn't do it and it cost them.

2) GB has the reigning MVP and can't get some 1st downs to run the clock out. Offense gets a couple first downs and we have nothing to discuss.

3) i officially declare official talk a top 3 tembag. the officials working the game last night got fired from the pac 10 because they sucked. now they are doing NFL games, what do you think will happen?

I miss Him said...

mize is the voice of reason

Mize said...

Whining about work is what we have blogs for.

Beth said...

"this is 100% true"

Of course it is, I wouldn't have said it if it wasn't. Women don't lie.

I miss Him said...

jennings got greedy, tried to el pad his stats...

tem said...

i like the /tem mini-era

tem said...

"Apparently some of the replacement refs are from the Lingerie Football League"

by the by, this would make them more qualified. if they can make calls while chicks in underwear run around they have stellar concentration.

Beth said...

I actually feel sorry for the replacement refs. (ns)

I mean they're trying their best but just don't have the skill or talent. As we say in the south, bless their hearts.

It'd be like EP trying to play basketball with regular sized people. Or Mize trying to pick up a girl.

I miss Him said...

mize gets laid all the time, he just doesn't brag about it


/tem

tem said...

meiz is a chick banging machine

Jugdish said...

meiz is a chick banging machine


That is going to be the next ”how to” video he posts

tem said...

that would be hilarity

tem said...

that would be hilarity

tem said...

how long until we hear that the ref that called it a TD bet on the Hawks to win?

El Padrino said...

It'd be like Beth trying to read an 8th grade level book

*fixxxed

El Padrino said...

"how long until we hear that the ref that called it a TD bet on the Hawks to win?"

heard that already

tem said...

i'm alwayws behind on gambling news.

Keef said...

I'ma be the third wheel in Vegas

El Padrino said...

guy couldnt get a haircut three weeks ago now he's going to vegas

unreal

El Padrino said...

you got a money tree in basement or something

tem said...

he knows this replacement ref and he placed a bet and.....

tem said...

i thought tyler and H were in too.

that's 5.

tem said...

5th wheel

Keef said...

I don't have a basement

Keef said...

I don't think aitch or Tyler is official yet

I miss Him said...

h wouldn't let you guys down.

he's never bailed on a commitment before

Keef said...

True

kod said...

"Alf"


I'd love to have an ALF, but I'm too attached to my cats now



kod said...

The first two weeks of the NFL season I thought I was going crazy about the replacement refs

it seemed like NFL fans everywhere (and players, coaches, etc.) all lost their collective minds and forgot how awful the "real" refs are too, that there are controversies and missed calls every single week in the NFL


But, this last week has shown me that, indeed, these replacement refs have to go....soon

kod said...

making bad calls is one thing


but not knowing the rules in inexcusable, as is not keeping track of how many TOs teams have, not paying attention on where to spot the ball (see: Tenn/Det)


and I actually feel bad for Packers fans this morning; what an awful way to lose, even for a team I WANT to lose...I don't want them to lose like that

Aitch said...

"just knock the shit down man"

This. All day. Horrible call, but if Jennings does what he's supposed to do and knocks it down, Packers win.

Aitch said...

I'm glad it happened though. Hopefully this finally forces them to settle the dispute.

Tyler said...

honestly though i dont know why that packer tried to catch it

just knock the shit down man


I was telling cmTyler this last night. Got a blank stare.

I miss Him said...

probably not

I miss Him said...

if anything, the commissioner is more powerful now than ever before

Tyler said...

That last play was a terrible call, BUT, there was also a 30-yard PI call against Seattle that setup the GB touchdown. So, bad calls all around, replacement refs suck donkey balls and the NFL needs to sack up and give the refs whatever they want because what they're putting out there right now is terrible.

I miss Him said...

"That last play was a terrible call, BUT, there was also a 30-yard PI call against Seattle that setup the GB touchdown. So, bad calls all around, replacement refs suck donkey balls and the NFL needs to sack up and give the refs whatever they want because what they're putting out there right now is terrible."

agree to disagree

/tem

I miss Him said...

"but if Jennings does what he's supposed to do and knocks it down, Packers win"

exactly, can't blame the refs for jenning's stupidity

/tem

Tyler said...

I think on Mike & Mike this morning, they were saying that two of the refs last night were let go from the PAC-12 because they were horrible. So that's the kind of quality officiating they're using.

El Padrino said...

"BUT, there was also a 30-yard PI call against Seattle that setup the GB touchdown"

man that shit was bad
the Sid Rice PI call on GB was equally horrible

El Padrino said...

i'm in breakfast rut

I miss Him said...

"but not knowing the rules in inexcusable, as is not keeping track of how many TOs teams have, not paying attention on where to spot the ball (see: Tenn/Det) "

happens with the real refs all the time

/tem

Tyler said...

I am blaming the replacement refs as the reason the Action Jacksons are 0-3 to start the year. Stupid refs.

Mize said...

"and I actually feel bad for Packers fans this morning"


Not I. SUCK IT, PACKERS FANS!

Mize said...

The leftover Subway I just ate tastes like sweet, sweet Green Bay defeat.

Mize said...

I THINK I'M RAY LEWIS!

Mize said...

I wish that was a thursday night game so I could have a whole weekend to troll Packers fans.

Aitch said...

" he's never bailed on a commitment before"

A) I never committed to Vegas

2) This trip is more expensive and more last minute than previous ones.

III) Hilarity. Ya douche.

El Padrino said...

save some money and mail ya boy a 12 pack

El Padrino said...

makes me feel queasy

Beth said...

Hey blue, I think you've well paid off our bet with the Tebow pic and changed name.

At this point I'm thinking you just like seeing the picture whenever you comment.

I miss Him said...

yeah, i'm super lazy

Beth said...

Or super gay.

El Padrino said...

oooofff

I miss Him said...

why can't it be both?

Beth said...

Cause gays aren't lazy, that's a scientific fact.

Keef said...

Volleyball was invented at a YMCA in Massachusetts in 1895.

Keef said...

Alf was an awful show

Keef said...

Cause gays aren't lazy, that's a scientific fact.



OK Paris

Keef said...

when are youz guyz getting into LV?

Keef said...

Looks like I'll end up flying. Flight is now $109.60, which is basically what it would cost to drive.

Keef said...

11/9, right?

I miss Him said...

never forget

I miss Him said...

also never forget to cut your players

Mize said...

My flight lands at 8:53 PM on 11/9

I miss Him said...

my flight lands at 8:45 pm on 11/8, unfortunately it lands in Boise, instead of Vegas

El Padrino said...

re-route

Keef said...

Fucking Allegiant Air. It gives me a price of $109.60, then it asks me to pick my seats for each flight and it charges me to pick a seat. Now it's up to $121. That's sneaky.

El Padrino said...

anyone see the end of dallas game the kneel downs

jesus schiano is nuts

El Padrino said...

Allegiant Air?

good luck

El Padrino said...

wonder if Goodell will get booed at the Draft in April

I miss Him said...

doesn't he always?

El Padrino said...

yes but i wonder how much louder and maybe even an ol' fashioned NY Ranger ASSHOLE chant will show it's face

kod said...

"honestly though i dont know why that packer tried to catch it"



stats


just like why some dummies will run back game clinching INTs trying for TDs when all they have to do is kneel to win the game

kod said...

"I think on Mike & Mike this morning, they were saying that two of the refs last night were let go from the PAC-12 because they were horrible. So that's the kind of quality officiating they're using."



for those that didn't see my link of fb this AM from deadspin, turns out some of the replacement refs the NFL is using were fired from the Lingerie Bowl league for incompetence (ns)

Keef said...

You don't say?

kod said...

"You don't say?"


I do, and I did

Keef said...

interesting

Keef said...

I remember reading something about that this morning but I can't remember where

Mize said...

I am getting friggin' WASHED today. This blwoes

Mize said...

"stats"

Or, yanno, instinct.

kod said...

"Or, yanno, instinct."


haha, that's cute


tem said...

They saw what happened when the titans tried to knock it down.

tem said...

You should tip it up then tackle all offenseive players.

Keef said...

The league said in a statement Tuesday that Seattle's last-second touchdown pass should not have been overturned.

The NFL says Seahawks receiver Golden Tate should have been called for offensive pass interference before the catch, which would have clinched a Packers victory, but that cannot be reviewed by instant replay.


Keef said...

NFL statement

Keef said...

I also read that Russell Wilson called the wrong play on the last play of the game.

I miss Him said...

it wasn't supposed to be a hail mary?

maybe a hail joseph?

Keef said...

I guess he called a play where 2 or 3 of the WR ran underneath routes

I miss Him said...

"It is not a simultaneous catch if a player gains control first and an opponent subsequently gains joint control"

isn't that the deal here?

or are they saying that since MD Jennings had not completed the catch and the ball was ripped away, that it was correct call?

I'm so confused by the NFL

Keef said...

Thing is, according to Yahoo! Sports' Michael Silver, Wilson actually called the wrong play.

As Silver recounts, Wilson's play-call in the huddle on the fourth-and-10 was supposed to send three Seahawks receivers to the left corner of the end zone (where he ultimately threw the ball). But instead, he called a “Waggle” play in which he rolls right and multiple receivers run short, underneath routes.

Writes Silver: “Some Seahawks ran the play Wilson called, while others ran the one he was supposed to have called. Whatever -- after he rolled right, drifted back to his left and planted at the 39-yard line before unleashing his high pass to the end zone, it all worked out in the end.”

I miss Him said...

yeah, because silver was in the huddle?

fuck that silver guy, he makes shit up all the time and then says "sources say"

I miss Him said...

he did that shit like crazy last year with Tebow.

like saying that Tebow was the 4th Qb on the depth chart in the summer

tem said...

NFL is saying that the officials said that jennings hadn't completed the catch and that tate gained possession simulataeously with jennings. there was no indisputable visual evidence to over turn the call.

Keef said...

NFL is saying that the officials said that jennings hadn't completed the catch and that tate gained possession simulataeously with jennings. there was no indisputable visual evidence to over turn the call.



Of course they're going to say that.

Keef said...

If they say yeah our refs suck and they fucked up an easy call, they lose any leverage with the real refs

kod said...

The league said in a statement Tuesday that Seattle's last-second touchdown pass should not have been overturned.


I heard that once the ref signaled touchdown, per NFL rules, it could not be challenged

that source argued the only real fuck up was the ref who called it a TD to begin with


but, I'm hearing a lot of different things from "experts", maybe the problem isn't so much with the refs, but with the rules

Keef said...

Any touchdown is automatically reviewed

I miss Him said...

i don't think simultaneous possession can be reviewed

tem said...

the rules are simple yet complex at the same time.

a very large number of simple rules. it gets complex.

i believe and i obviously could be wrong, that once the ref ruled simulataneous possession that it could be reviewed, but you have to have indisputable evidence that it was not simulataneous possesion. and the replay dude didn't think he had indisputable evidence so the call on the field stood.

this meshes with the nfl statement, but clashes against lots of other statments where they say simultaneous possession is not even reviewable.

so a simple rule of whether or not one thing is reviewable is complicated because it is one of a million scenarios that you have to know if it is reviewable or not.

I miss Him said...

basically all they could review was whether the ball hit the ground

tem said...

i honestly think in this instance the real refs would have had trouble with this one.

Keef said...

and the replay dude didn't think he had indisputable evidence so the call on the field stood.


Isn't the ref the replay dude?

I miss Him said...

i don't think they're letting the guy on the field make the decision there is a replay ref who decides.

I miss Him said...

it's pretty cool at the stadium when they're reviewing something though.

they show you exactly what the ref sees.

Keef said...

I know in college that's true.

Keef said...

But why does the ref look into that replay box if he's not the one making the call?

I miss Him said...

discussion?

I don't know, i'm not columbo

I miss Him said...

i didn't realize that the ref upstairs is a real ref..not a replacement dude.

like the replay guys are in a separate union or something.

Keef said...

"Osi, to be honest, he is a good player," McCoy said. "I think he thinks that he is better than what he really is. I think he is a ballerina in a Giants uniform. Other than that, that is all I got to say about Osi."

I miss Him said...

fucking osi

tem said...

"But why does the ref look into that replay box if he's not the one making the call?"

i think the replay official advises the white hat official.

I miss Him said...

they're suspending Joe Mays for a game for ripping off schaub's ear.

I miss Him said...

that was an awesome hit

I miss Him said...

for those who haven't seen it

tem said...

that hit doesn't look to be that bad, but he led with the helmet.

tem said...

hit on oak receiver seemed the worse*

Keef said...

Did you guys know that some of the replacement refs were in the lingerie league?


S

I miss Him said...

"that hit doesn't look to be that bad, but he led with the helmet."

i keep trying to see where he hit him in the head.

I realize he led with his helmet, but it seems to me he hit him square in the chest/shoulder

I miss Him said...

nfl's just pissed because his ear fell off

I miss Him said...

OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF

El Padrino said...

but it seems to me he hit him square in the chest/shoulder

seems to me he hit him with his head

I miss Him said...

no, i know he led with his head.

but where does he hit schaub.

Keef said...

Buddy of mine is having a Halloween party w/ a superhero theme. So I'm either looking at going as Handi-Man or Underdog.

El Padrino said...

Blankman

El Padrino said...

Assman!

El Padrino said...

Howard Stern version with the giant asscheeks

that is so you

Keef said...

Simon Cowell is banging Carmen Electra

Mize said...

"Buddy of mine is having a Halloween party w/ a superhero theme. So I'm either looking at going as Handi-Man or Underdog."


Handiman is black, though

Keef said...

blackface


(S)

Keef said...

Underdog is a dog. What's your point?

I miss Him said...

dogg

I miss Him said...

go as the HULK

Keef said...

The Hulk is green, though


/mize

Keef said...

I call myself the Hulk trapped in a suit

/LP

I miss Him said...

what comes after cutting players?

tem said...

underdog is a nobrainer

tem said...

"what comes after cutting players?"

meiz sets the schedules (can move boise to a different conference if you want) and we do preseason recruiting.

tem said...

then he advances to week 1.

tem said...

then week 2

tem said...

then week 4. we skip 3 because the replacement refs messed it up.

I miss Him said...

lets get on that shit

Keef said...

mize is too busy being a Syscohero

tem said...

you guys are pumped to see wava win another title?

tem said...

actually i will be SAS if i win. D is not great and QB is bad.

I miss Him said...

i will win the national titles this year

I miss Him said...

i just restart if i'm losing

Keef said...

TWHNBS

Keef said...

I want to play on the blue turf this year

Keef said...

TWPSS

I miss Him said...

PS?

tem said...

papa smurf

I miss Him said...

ah, so really he wants just smurfette

tem said...

well maybe he likes back bush

tem said...

like some papa on hefty action

I miss Him said...

brainy for sure was gay

Keef said...

fo sho

Keef said...

So is blue going to Boise in November to do some recruiting for next season?

tem said...

ticketmaster sux. that is all i have to say about that.

I miss Him said...

"So is blue going to Boise in November to do some recruiting for next season?"

yep, they want to build an addition to the stadium and need a big check

Aitch said...

"no, i know he led with his head.

but where does he hit schaub."

I thought he hit him right on the facemask

I miss Him said...

that's what I can't tell...even in slow motion they never really show it. schaub's head jerks so violently it's hard to figure out

I miss Him said...

if anything I think he got him up under the helmet, stuck his facemask in there, how else would he cut off part of his ear.

Mize said...

Advancing

I miss Him said...

suite

I miss Him said...

i'm watching the kids tonight so it's NCYAA footyball

I miss Him said...

put me in the PaC-12 yo

I miss Him said...

unless that gets shit too complicated.

Keef said...

i'm watching the kids tonight so it's NCYAA footyball




Ah, blue is placing the "my kids are going to be there, so I'll have at least 3 resets" seed out there

Mize said...

Man, you guys gotta see how rat ass the Big East is. Blue could walk away undefeated on Heisman.

Mize said...

"put me in the PaC-12 yo"

Goddammit. Too late. I will next season.

Keef said...

Probably not w/o hitting reset

Mize said...

"Probably not w/o hitting reset"

Well duh.

Mize said...

20 hours to scout is HDH

Mize said...

I'm ready to rock whenever you guys are all ready.

Mize said...

The old man & mom ran to Costco and came back with a TV. Old man offered to buy me one as a Christmas gift. I'll take it. It's only a 37, but it saves me $400.

tem said...

Rdy for wk 1

Keef said...

Pretty suite about the tv

Keef said...

You could sell the 37" and upgrade ya upgrade ya

Keef said...

I'm ready for the post preseason

Mize said...

"I'm ready for the post preseason"


I guess we're waiting on Mr Mom

Mize said...

Our oldies station is ass cheeks. They pass Brian Setzter off on us like that shit's oldies. Oooooookay.

El Padrino said...

your face is ass cheeks

Mize said...

Your ass is face cheeks.

NEXT

Mize said...

Still relevant:


GO PACK GO!

El Padrino said...

man you hate the packers like i hate the Jets

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