Friday, August 10, 2012

To Do

I'm in a rut. 

I want a new job
I want a new apartment
I want to work out
I want an XBOX
I want to be alone with my wife more
I want a new car
I want new suits
I want to drink dirty martinis
I want to play baseball but not football
I want to give up beef
I want to download music
I want to bake my own bread and make my own pasta
I want to go to a Summit 3
I want to restart the Football trips
I want to buy some stock
I want to frame some of my baseball memorabilia
I want to have sex alot more
I want to go back to Jamaica
I want to learn the piano
I want to hang shelves in the closet
I want to get a ceiling fan
I want to paint the dining room
I want to get a new couch
I want to rearrange the bedroom
I want to get a smoker
I want to sell the shit I don't use
I want to get a new I Pod
I want to go to Atlantic City for a weekend
I want gelato more often

None of this is going to happen.  0%.

Like I said, I'm in a rut.

303 comments:

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Aitch said...

Sorry to hear you're in a rut. NS

ToddPacker said...

got a feeling there is going to be a lot of this today:

"I want _________"

/ep

Mize said...

Twitter was pretty funny last night with all the Dan Gilbert Strongly Worded Comic Sans Emails To The Commissioner jokes.

Mize said...

Today's the best I've felt in the morning in a good 2 weeks. I feel sharp.

tem said...

i think el pad could accomplish some of those things with minimal effort.

tem said...

I want to work out
I want to play baseball but not football
I want to give up beef
I want to download music
I want to hang shelves in the closet
I want to get a ceiling fan
I want to paint the dining room
I want to rearrange the bedroom
I want to sell the shit I don't use
I want gelato more often

all seem doable

tem said...

"got a feeling there is going to be a lot of this today:

"I want _________"

/ep"


^^^^^^^ all day

Mize said...

"i think el pad could accomplish some of those things with minimal effort."

I had similar comments queued up.

Mize said...

I think the dirty martinis would be a good place to start. Or vodka gimlets. I love an occasional gimlet.

Mize said...

Hot damn, I'm having a gimlet this weekend.

Mize said...

Gonna be a long day if its only 8:00. Fridays are boring, but I'll take that over the shitshow the rest of this week has been.

Mize said...

I gotta come up with a supa hot fyre FNFL Team name. I haven't had a good fantasy team name in years. I think my best might have been from basketball a while ago when I went with "From the Window To Luol"

Mize said...

I'm dominating.

tem said...

Sandusky's Kids is a good name

El Padrino said...

Or vodka gimlets. I love an occasional gimlet.


YES.

Mize said...

I have a personal no Sandusky jokes policy because they're old and tired and not funny anymore.

I want to work in a Sam Hurd joke, but I can't come up with anything offensive enough.

El Padrino said...

gotta come up with a supa hot fyre FNFL Team name. I haven't had a good fantasy team name in years. I think my best might have been from basketball a while ago when I went with "From the Window To Luol"

I was thinking about this the other day right now mine is Cruz Control

ns

however if i dont get my hands on cruz i will rename it after my first rounder or another player

for instance

Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe
2 Girls One Cutler
Finding Brandon Marshall
Rashard Bin Laden
Breesus

Mize said...

I've seen all of those before. Needs to be original.

El Padrino said...

Smoking With The Hurd?

El Padrino said...

oh original

no thanks

El Padrino said...

all seem doable


says temlazy

My Boo said...

how about 2nd mile alumni

My Boo said...

Garret Reid's ghosts?

Mize said...

"Garret Reid's ghosts?"

Oh my. I think we have a leader in the clubhouse.

tem said...

"all seem doable

says temlazy"

which makes you extra lazy if even i think they are doable.

El Padrino said...

anything is doable

My Boo said...

i'm growing a garden

it's ridiculous, i've got like 9 squash...what the hell am i going to do with all this squash

My Boo said...

"anything is doable"

except LoLo

El Padrino said...

"i've got like 9 squash...what the hell am i going to do with all this squash"

why did you plant so many fool

anyway i got a recipe for a zucchini pie very simple

i'll post it over the weekend, it's made with bisquick

also zucchini bread is swell also easy to make

tem said...

sell the squash. footlong fried squash.

El Padrino said...

it'd be suite if stern squashed the Dwight trade

My Boo said...

i only planted one squash plant, it overtook the whole garden, thing is ya huge

tem said...

are zuchinni and squash the same thing? ns

tem said...

i thought they were different. squash was like yellow or orange and zuchinni is green.

My Boo said...

they are basically the same thing, just different colors.

kind of like red and green bell peppers

Beth said...

Seriously, this blog is still going???

Bunch of losers...

S

My Boo said...

good old beth

El Padrino said...

yup same thing

summer squash (yellow or zukes)

winter squash will be your acorn squash or delcatta or butternut

Beth said...

So have I missed anything from the last few weeks?

EP come out of the closet yet?
Tem and/or Jug expecting yet?
Tem and/or Jug divorced yet?
Mize start bitching about his coworkers yet and how he's the only competent one there?

tem said...

i learnt something about squash.

tem said...

EP come out of the closet yet?

today's post was step one

Tem and/or Jug expecting yet?

I belive Tyler and I are having a race to see who can get one past the goalie first. Not sure if Jug is trying.

Tem and/or Jug divorced yet?

if jug joins one more $$$ fantasy football league he will be.

Mize start bitching about his coworkers yet and how he's the only competent one there?

that was day 1 of the new job.

Beth said...

Tem with some effort, does that mean the teabagging phase is over?

Beth said...

Dammit, TEMbagging.

You can see what I've been involved in while I've been away... (s)

My Boo said...

EP needs to paint the closet first

tem said...

tembagging phase will never be over.

tembagging hit a high note last week. kod brought some A++ kodbagging too.

tem said...

"EP needs to paint the closet first"

he has to come out of it first to get the paint.

tem said...

also blue went spinning yesterday as a team building excercise. his new hot employee has a great rack and he thinks they are fake. is it OK for him to ask her?

My Boo said...

i'm afraid to ask one of the other guys in the office, but i bet he knows

El Padrino said...

need a new garbage pail too

woe

El Padrino said...

is it OK for him to ask her?

NOT OK

My Boo said...

I figure if you're going to do that to yourself, then you deserve to be asked about it

tem said...

you can make it a new HR reporting requirement. anyone with fake breasts has to report it.

El Padrino said...

foreign objects in body policy

My Boo said...

I should probably inspect to ensure there are no foreign objects

El Padrino said...

what's the unemployment wage in denver?

Beth said...

"his new hot employee has a great rack and he thinks they are fake. is it OK for him to ask her?"

You'd already said tembagging was still around, you didn't need to prove it by this comment.

Beth said...

Asking about fake boobs is not ok, but if you ever see a woman with a slightly bulging stomach be sure and ask her if she's pregnant.

Women LOVE that.

El Padrino said...

ha

tem said...

make sure you phrase the question as such: "are you pregnant or just getting fat?"

Beth said...

"make sure you phrase the question as such: "are you pregnant or just getting fat?"

Who says it has to be "or"?

Tyler said...

DWIGHT!!!!

Tyler said...

I belive Tyler and I are having a race to see who can get one past the goalie first. Not sure if Jug is trying.

Yes, I think yesterday was the last day for this month. I am exhausted.

Tyler said...

I don't know how Stern can turn this one down. Too many teams involved and it's actually pretty fair for everyone involved.

Tyler said...

It's just interesting that a month ago, Orlando could have had the 2nd best center in the league to replace the best center in the league and decided to pass, and now they're getting four players that aren't definite starters (but they will be for the Magic) and three draft picks, while dumping Jason Richardson (which I think the Lakers were willing to do when they were dealing with them a month ago). All of the teams in the deal got better so those picks aren't going to be that great.

They gave up the best player in the deal and didn't get the 2nd best player back. I hope they know what they're doing.

My Boo said...

"make sure you phrase the question as such: "are you pregnant or just getting fat?"

our marketing director is pregnant, about 10 weeks. She's 5'8 and normally about 100 pounds, so it's very obvious. But I wasn't about to ask her, I did ask my HR manager though

My Boo said...

i'll take iggy for al harrington and afflalo

harrington wasn't going to play much because they're so deep at PF and SF now.

moving aflalo gives room for iggy or to move wilson chandler to the 2. and they have Jordan Hamilton who has looked great this summer...

kod said...

"I want to give up beef"


1) that's crazy talk; and

2) who is posting under EPs handle?

El Padrino said...

magic gm is a ratard

getting 3 picks although protected was the smartest thing about that deal

El Padrino said...

"I want to give up beef"


1) that's crazy talk; and


just for a little while
been crushing it lately

or maybe just have it once a week or something like that

kod said...

"tembagging hit a high note last week. kod brought some A++ kodbagging too."


one of these days I'm gonna ctl-F my way to figuring out this term

kod said...

I'd kind of like to give up pork, that's the one thing I occasionally feel a little bad about eating, just because pigs are so damn smart


but that's around 0% as well

El Padrino said...

pork is way to delicious

tem said...

knows english /keith

Keef said...

Panama City, Panama, is the only capital with a tropical forest in city limits.

Tyler said...

i'll take iggy for al harrington and afflalo

Yeah, I think everyone except for Orlando is getting better because of the deal. It works for everyone. Sixers get Bynum and it'll basically be his team since they moved Iggy; Denver got better, Iggy will help them defend against 2s and 3s; and the Lakers get Dwight. Orlando is just a mess.

Keef said...

I want to call the plays on offense


/LP

My Boo said...

interesting that dwight still won't sign the extension though...

granted, i'm sure he'll stay with the lakers, nobody ever leaves.

My Boo said...

i would laugh at kupchak if this backfired and dwight left next summer to sign with the mavs.

giving up bynum for a one year rental would be hilarious

El Padrino said...

bynum not gteed to stay in philly

El Padrino said...

bynum >> Howard

Keef said...

I called in sick to work last night, took a sleeping pill, and was asleep about 9:00. It was grate

Tyler said...

interesting that dwight still won't sign the extension though...

granted, i'm sure he'll stay with the lakers, nobody ever leaves.

They are saying if he waits he will get an extra year. I think it's a red flag because they all have to be on best behavior for a year (Kobe especially). But you've got Nash who is a cool dude, and Pau is unassuming, so I don't think they're going to make many waves. But then there's always Ron.

Tyler said...

i would laugh at kupchak if this backfired and dwight left next summer to sign with the mavs.

Or the Nets somehow.

Tyler said...

Lakers basically have a two-year window. Kobe said he's retiring after his contract is up (2013/14). Pau and Ron's contracts also end in two years. Nash's will be done the year after that. So they'll have a lot of money, but they need to build a team around Dwight without having to become a lottery team to do it.

Tyler said...

Josh McRoberts is getting 3.1 million this year. Sometimes I wish I was a foot taller.

El Padrino said...

This season will be in HD, so I'm going to be getting a lot of facials.

- Rachel Ray

My Boo said...

dwight won't leave because he's going to be shaq2, and be in all the movies

Tyler said...

I just hope they don't make Kazaam 2: The Search for Curly's Gold.

My Boo said...

there is no truth to the rumor that fu schnickens has contacted dwight about being on their next album

Keef said...

can we rock, yeah! what's up doc?

Tyler said...

Fu Schnickens released three albums, one of which was a greatest hits.

Tyler said...

Chip-Fu is currently working on a solo album.

My Boo said...

solo album featuring dwight howard

kod said...

But Dwight-fu should be pretty fun


activate super-human pouting combo

opponent walks away shaking head in disgust, Dwight wins again!!

El Padrino said...

he is also in talks to star in Blue Chips 2 - The Dead Man's Chest

nick nolte plays a dead pirate

Tyler said...

"solo album featuring dwight howard"

You should check the wikipedia page for Fu-Schnickens.

El Padrino said...

"Fu" stood for "For Unity" and "Schnicken" was a made-up word which meant "coalition".

hilarity

Tyler said...

Check the last paragraph under career.

El Padrino said...

did you write that?

Tyler said...

I may have edited it.

Keef said...

fucking tyler

kod said...

ah, editing and linking wikipedia pages



that takes me back to early LOV days; good stuff, well done Tyler (ns)

Tyler said...

The Nets final offer: Brook Lopez, Kris Humphries, MarShon Brooks, and four unprotected 1st round picks.

Instead, they get Al Harrington, Arron Afflalo, Nikola Vucevic, Mo Harkless and three protected 1st round picks.

Lopez and Humphries are better than all four guys they got put together; I thought Brooks was a steal; they lost a pick, and all their picks are now protected.

Way to go Magic front office.

My Boo said...

you should tie that wikipedia entry to a reference from our blog.

if there is a reference, then it's legit

El Padrino said...

Way to go Magic front office.

yup complete fail
maybe it's cuz dwight WANTED to go to the nets?

Mize said...

I love Nickelback. They're an all-time great band.

My Boo said...

so orlando made a deal with 3 playoff teams for first round picks...sounds smart, lots of great players have come from the 20s on in the draft (s)

My Boo said...

"I love Nickelback. They're an all-time great band."

they do have some catchy tunes...probably the best band of the last 10 years or so

My Boo said...

i don't have one player from last year's keeper team that i want to keep

Keef said...

I love Nickelback. They're an all-time great band.



DYKHIKYG?

El Padrino said...

is this nickelback talk serious?

tem said...

meizbagging

My Boo said...

why wouldn't it be


i mean "photograph", one of the best songs of the decade

El Padrino said...

LOV bagging

My Boo said...

"rockstar" was the anthem for the summer, and the measurment for all bands to compare against

Mize said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Mize said...

Although I do enjoy Rockstar when it pops onto the radio

Keef said...

ghey

Mize said...

Pierced nipples

Keef said...

long ago

kod said...

"DYKHIKYG?"


or


DYKHIKYC?

Keef said...

and touche

Keef said...

or


DYKHIKYC?




Definitely not C

Mize said...

"long ago"

Like that matters.

kod said...

or, maybe a c-wannabe


there's worse things than being Canadian

My Boo said...

DYKHIKYAC

My Boo said...

what's with all the acronyms


/ep

tem said...

i want to see less acronyms /lp

Mize said...

Goddman acronyms

El Padrino said...

pierced nipples is so Scottsdale, AZ

El Padrino said...

this red headed chick in the wendy's commercial is helping them

people are responding, up 7%

El Padrino said...

honey badger news?

Mize said...

The skinnier one?

Yeah, she's okay with me.

El Padrino said...

maybe i should watch golf?

Mize said...

In fact, I visited Wendy's site to see what this Son Of Baconator is about.

El Padrino said...

The Dream still looks like he can put up 20 and 10 a night

Keef said...

I've nerve* lived in Scottsdale

Keef said...

honey badger news?



WOW

kod said...

kod: well then I'm bringing a motion to modify, and your client will have 0 parental rights

ockod: I do not fear your motions

kod: well that's good, being an attorney an all....your client should though



and that's about the time that he hung uuuuup, on me...nobody likes you when you're 33

El Padrino said...

WOW

wonder what he did

Keef said...

Carl Lewis needs to shut up

kod said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I'm glad Bolt went on the attack; go learn how to throw a baseball Carl

El Padrino said...

viola's daughter missed out on the finals kod

Keef said...

Man, she is hideous looking

Keef said...

It was funny seeing Viola's reaction whenever she had a shitty jump

El Padrino said...

which was often

Keef said...

yes

My Boo said...

honey badger was going to class

and wouldn't stop

clear violation of team policies

Keef said...

If he was at tOSU, AHIK*, he would of* gotten suspended for the first half of game 1

kod said...

"viola's daughter missed out on the finals kod"



dang; always loved Sweet Music

My Boo said...

at PSU he wouldn't have gotten in trouble at all, maybe he'd have been anally raped, but that's about it.

Keef said...

I heard on the radio the other day that when Michael Phelps was 10y/o, he was the #2 ranked swimmer in his age group.

#1? Kris Humphries

My Boo said...

fucking kris humphries

My Boo said...

that story was probably planted by Kris jenner

tem said...

why didn't honey badger turn pro? was he too young?

El Padrino said...

good guess

El Padrino said...

he played two years though what's the limit again?

Keef said...

mize's favorite for lunch today. Kielbasa w/ peppers & onions

Keef said...

he played two years though what's the limit again?


3 years out of hike school

El Padrino said...

oh so he was too young to come out

El Padrino said...

Kielbasa w/ peppers & onions

frozen?

Keef said...

His first success in sports came in competitive swimming, where he was the top 10 year old in the nation in six events, second only to a young Michael Phelps in the remaining events. Kris Humphries still holds the US national record for the 50M and 100M freestyle for 10 and under boys.[4] At age 12 he gave up swimming to pursue a promising career in basketball.



blessed be

Keef said...

frozen?



Yeah. It's like a popsicle

My Boo said...

yep, he was a true sophomore

he'll either go play at some FCS school this year, or he'll sit out and enter the draft.

either way he won't be top 5 pick anymore, cost himself a good chunk of cash

My Boo said...

did tyler write that on his wiki page?

Keef said...

maybe

El Padrino said...

papa john's house is stupid silly
makes me hate him even more

an empire built on disgusting pizza

Keef said...

Giving up swimming for a career in basketball at age 12 is hilarity

Keef said...

papa john's is decent enough

kod said...

"papa john's is decent enough"


I like PJs, but I seem to curse them.

About 3 months after moving to Winona, they go out of business there. About 3 months after moving to Bemidji, they go out of business here

El Padrino said...

KEEFbagging

Mize said...

Papa John's used to be the bestest drunk food. We had a deal by UWM where it was 2 large 1-topping pizzas and 2 orders of breadsticks with all the sauces for $20.

Keef said...

KEEFbagging



flank stare

El Padrino said...

racewalking is retarded

My Boo said...

PJs was cheap in collitch...like $8 for a large...great deal

My Boo said...

it's not $5 hot-n-ready

but good enough

El Padrino said...

it blows

no reason to order it now in adulthood when you can get real pizza in your hood

tem said...

papa johns was fucking awesome in 1998. it sucks now.

back then it was a large pizza and cheese bread for $10 or $12. now that same combo is like $22.

instead of just making their food smaller and keeping prices the same like wendy's and mcdonalds do they jacked up the price.

El Padrino said...

hey beth is back

El Padrino said...

beth how bout a nuru massage?

tem said...

i'd pay money to see a big mac from 1995 vs a big mac today.

same for a jr. bacon cheeseburger now vs one today.

tem said...

now vs one today is grate*

My Boo said...

are you saying that a quarter pounder today isn't a quarter pounder?

El Padrino said...

i'd pay money to see a big mac from 1995 vs a big mac today.

how much?

My Boo said...

"i'd pay money to see a big mac from 1995 vs a big mac today"


the one from 1995 would be all shriveled and dehydrated, probably moldy.

El Padrino said...

1995 big mac

My Boo said...

remember when a whopper was .99

those were the days

tem said...

you all know what i mean.

i would pay $7.59 to see the side by side comparison.

Keef said...

it blows

no reason to order it now in adulthood when you can get real pizza in your hood




you so stoopid

Keef said...

I like the Whopper the way it was, fool!

My Boo said...

who would you pay the money to?

the guy who showed you, or like donate it to charity?

tem said...

i would pay the person who showed me the side by side comparison. they could do what they wish with the money.

El Padrino said...

you so stoopid


your tastebuds are stupid

Keef said...

i would pay the person who showed me the side by side comparison. they could do what they wish with the money.



So what if that person donated the money to an organization that was against gay marriage? Then you're no better than Chick fil A

/H

Mize said...

"remember when a whopper was .99

those were the days"


They still have whopper Wednesdays at BKs around here.

Keef said...

your tastebuds are stupid




Maybe your tastebuds are stupid

El Padrino said...

"Maybe your tastebuds are stupid"

it's the same price has pizzeria pizza which taste better right?

Keef said...

it's the same price has pizzeria pizza which taste better right?



whoa

Keef said...

english, please

Keef said...

bold

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