Monday, August 20, 2012

Stupid Sunday Nights

My $$$FNFL draft was yesterday. It was the most fun I've had drafting ever. I also have a spare $900 laying around now. I'm gonna put it in my nearly empty savings account and count the interest it earns from now until January as my commish fees. A few of us stuck around at my buddy J's crib afterwards and the consensus was that we were shocked that nobody was an idiot or had a horrible draft. Not even Wally who was on speakerphone the whole time. Buck drafted Joe Addai though. Early drafts are lame. I do like my team though. My WR are gangster.

I slept until 1pm on Sunday. I moved to the basement in May, and it's been fucking with me a lot. It's kinda sucking the life out of me and that is NOT good. Cue Keith's "Just move out already" comment.

Here's a list of things that are more likely to happen than EP Getting an XBox, NCAA13, and actually playing the game with us.

One of us wins the Powerball
One of us has relations with Beth
One of us has relations with Kod
I get struck by lightning
H actually buys a motorcycle
I buy a motorcycle
I buy a house
LP buys a house
I get a post-high school education
I lose the weight I want to lose
I actually fix my sister's recoil starter that I fucked up(this will happen soon)


This Turtleman show is retarded. Just awful.

Totally forgot SNF is on NBC.
The Colts really took Fleener in the 2nd round?? AAAAAAahahahahahaha. That's just funny to me.

I totally have a bunch of my friends admitting to liking songs that are "queer" or "gay". I had a few admit to liking Call Me Maybe on Friday night. I've totally enjoyed injecting my lack of being a tough guy or a hardass into this group of people that are generally viewed by others as the tough guys with all the tattoos & shit. So much fun. Speaking of which, here's a fucking hilarious rendition of Call Me Maybe on the YouTubes. This dude did this on Chatroulette, and you can totally tell some of these dudes were looking to pull their dicks on the internet when they stumbled on this. HILARITY.




BAM! And I even helped convince J that having a Facebook account is very useful and a worthwhile investment of time. Now he has an account. Good weekend, guys. Good weekend.

Lemme see if I can quick find a learnin' video on the youtubes to end this thing.



Boom. I am down with everything that Gordon does aside from the creme fresh. Unnecessary.


147 comments:

tem said...

Gordon needs some weed. He is too high strung.

Beth said...

Mize needs some weed. He is too high strung.

*fixed

Breers Suck said...

Beth is high if she thinks I'm high strung

Breers Suck said...

Breer's Suck

tem said...

meiz does need weed

Beth said...

You're right meiz, you never get aggravated about anything and no one ever gets on your nerves. I'm constantly amazed with how much admiration you always have for your coworkers at each job you've had.

tem said...

admin: ms flocker call on park 1, dave gaybo with blah blah flooring


Beth said...

To paraphrase When Harry Meets Sally:

Meiz is the worst kind, he's high strung but he thinks he's low strung.

tem said...

shocking news. i've never seen When Harry Met Sally, although I do know its title.

Breers Suck said...

Okay Beth

Beth said...

"shocking news. i've never seen When Harry Met Sally, although I do know its title."

It's a chick flick that guys tend to like, you'd probably score some points with cmtem if you suggested it at some point.

Hell, it might even help you get laid. (s)

tem said...

we'll have to ask the other guys on here if they like it.

Lookout said...

i've never made scramble eggs like that, i may give it a try now

Lookout said...

WHMS

it's not terribly terribly awful, just awful

tem said...

so el pad is a closet fan, got it.

Breers Suck said...

"i've never made scramble eggs like that, i may give it a try now"

It looks good

Lookout said...

that is not how jacque pepin does it and he is the master

Lookout said...

MASTER

Lookout said...

so el pad is a closet fan, got it.

only thing good about it is all of the NY scenes

Lookout said...

yesterday was one of those drinking all day long jammies

im tired and half brain dead today

Breers Suck said...

"that is not how jacque pepin does it and he is the master"


Not arguing that

kod said...

"Hell, it might even help you get laid. (s)"


I hope it got Dave Chappelle laid, I still can't believe he was cast as the supporting male lead...even harder to believe he took it


I guess that was before he hit it big again on CC

kod said...

it's a little like Seth Rogan in funny people


you keep expecting the character/movie to be funny b/c the actor is funny


but, he's not, and it's not

neither is

kod said...

oh, I'm an idiot, you were talking WHMS not Sleepless



Monday's off to a great start

kod said...

WHMS:


as a general rule, if it's got Billy Crystal, and it's not City Slickers, I avoid it


tem said...

Shocking fact #2: I've never seen Sleepless in Seattle.

Lookout said...

analyze this

tem said...

City Slickers 2

Aitch said...

Tony Scott jumped of a bridge. He directed many movies that I'm sure Tem hasn't seen.

tem said...

he directed Top Gun which I have seen.

and Beverly Hills Cop 2 or something. I have seen it too.

I don't know what else he directed, but I positive they include a movie I have not seen.

Lookout said...

for sure

Lookout said...

"oh, I'm an idiot, you were talking WHMS not Sleepless"

funny because Rob (Meathead) Reiner directed them both

Lookout said...

melky is hilarious

Lookout said...

the sanchise looked good

s

tem said...

thinking of taking J. Graham in round 1 of my $$$ league.

Lookout said...

stop it

tem said...

not kidding.

someone kept gronk. he is probably 70 - 80 points better than the next best TE.

tem said...

WR seems deep this year and RB is a lot of RB by committee stuff.

it is a PPR league so the WRs and TEs get a boost in value.

Lookout said...

stop it

Lookout said...

For the first time in its 80-year history, Augusta National Golf Club has female members.


The home of the Masters, under increasing criticism the last decade because of its all-male membership, invited former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and South Carolina financier Darla Moore to become the first women to join the club when it opens for a new season in October. Both women accepted.

tem said...

i'm going with Graham. I have the 6th pick i think.

Lookout said...

your out of your fucking mind

Lookout said...

you will be laughed at
be prepared

tem said...

and i will laugh when i win the title!

Lookout said...

wait, did you say keeper league so it's like a 3rd round pick?

so you must have a qb, wr, and RB already?

is this the case?

Lookout said...

fucking tembagging

Breers Suck said...

"thinking of taking J. Graham in round 1 of my $$$ league."


That would be OK depending on how many teams and what pick you have. I was hoping he'd slide all the way back to me @ #2 in the 2nd round.

Breers Suck said...

"your out of your fucking mind"


You have no idea what his scoring settings are. I didn't take a tailback until super late. Reggie Bush is my #1 RB.

Breers Suck said...

I made some delicious cocktail weiners for the draft. They were a smidge runny though. I suspect that's because I put some grape jelly in there this time.

Keef said...

Sugar gliders can soar through the air the length of a football field.

Keef said...

your out of your fucking mind


RIF LP

ToddPacker said...

"funny because Rob (Meathead) Reiner directed them both"

incorrect

Lookout said...

sorry he was in it, just assumed he directed it

Lookout said...

never assume is the lesson as always

Lookout said...

I made some delicious cocktail weiners for the draft. They were a smidge runny though. I suspect that's because I put some grape jelly in there this time.

what

Lookout said...

good to know tp likes romantic comedies though

Lookout said...

yahoo's pre draft rankings are the worst

ToddPacker said...

"good to know tp likes romantic comedies though"

when I was is Seattle in June I went on a tour that included the sleepless in seattle house. the tour guide dude mentioned that the chick who directed and wrote the movie recently died

Breers Suck said...

"what"

COCKtail WEINERS. I figured you'd be all over those.

Lookout said...

tony scott had inoperable brain cancer

so that is why he jumped

Lookout said...

"COCKtail WEINERS. I figured you'd be all over those."

i know what they are, lil weiners

but what you mean you made them
like you put some biscuit around them

ToddPacker said...

I don't think mize is talking about "pigs in a blanket"

ToddPacker said...

cocktail wieners in a BBQ type sauce. some people use grape jelly in the sauce... sounds weird, but it works

tem said...

Not the LOV league. My real $$$ league. 1 keeper per team. My keeper is stafford and he counts as my 6th round pick. Another dude kept gronk as his 15th round pick.

Lookout said...

oh i see nerve* heard or seent* that

Lookout said...

"My real $$$ league. 1 keeper per team. My keeper is stafford and he counts as my 6th round pick. Another dude kept gronk as his 15th round pick."

would need to know who else is kept to determine if you are crazy for picking graham #6 overall

dont bother though that is too much work

Lookout said...

oh i see nerve* heard or seent* that

weiners talk

tem said...

Karvasky- Hillis- 15th rnd
Commish- Vick- 15th rnd
George- Gronkowski- 14th rnd
Mayhugh-Mcfadden-10th rnd
Chuck- Bradshaw -6th rnd
Tom- Stafford-6th rnd
Frantz- Cruz- 16th rnd
Dan- Green- 8th rnd
Kanz- Rivers- 8th rnd
Tone- Newton- 14th rnd
Eric- J Jones- 5th rnd
Champ- Foster- 4th rnd

Lookout said...

who doesnt keep megatron or rice?
somebody kept bradshaw?

jesus

tem said...

my thought process is that i don't think he will be available on R2 on the way back and since Gronk was kept he is the only other really good TE. you're giving up 70pts if you take Gates.

Lookout said...

just draft a strong wr bunch and get a bargain TE later then

sounds like you are forcing yourself to get graham

Lookout said...

whens the lov jammy i need some practice drafting

tem said...

"who doesnt keep megatron or rice?"

you can't keep your first round pick.

i had megatron. he was my 1st round pick, so i couldn't keep him.

also, stafford was my 7th round pick last year. since i am keeping him, he costs me my 1st round pick. so if you keep someone they cost you a pick 1 round higher.

most anyone you think should have been kept was a 1st rounder.

i think the guy who has mcfadden could have kept brady. he picked brady in round 2 and could have kept him as a first round pick, but chose to keep mcfadden as a 10th rounder instead.

tem said...

"just draft a strong wr bunch and get a bargain TE later then"

WR is so deep that I can get a 3rd round WR and not give up 70 points.

i'm thinking of going:

TE
RB
WR
RB
WR
QB (stafford)
WR
WR
RB


but it can change depending on how the draft goes.

Keef said...

Graham will be a BEAST

Lookout said...

he was a BEAST last year

Lookout said...

"most anyone you think should have been kept was a 1st rounder."

surprised no one kept Graham then

tem said...

i was SAS graham was not kept.

tem said...

who knows, they might change their mind before saturday (draft is sunday, keepers picks are set friday at 11:59pm. unless your keeper gets hurt before the draft, if that happens you are allowed to change)

tem said...

Frantz- Cruz- 16th rnd

is being kept over graham. he'd have to use a 9th rounder to get graham.


STUPID DECISION. I pray he doesn't change his mind.

tem said...

actually i've already convinced myself that he will keep graham.

i'm working on a new strategy.

Lookout said...

China Is Building an Army of Noodle-Making Robots


fucking China

tem said...

that is a good army to have.

although it is step 1 of Skynet taking over.

Keef said...

SAS tem knows what skynet is

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz,

creme fraiche

tem said...

"SAS tem knows what skynet is"

closet nerd

tem said...

i'll be pretty solid on science fiction movies.

tem said...

for instance i got the Matrix like 13 years ago.

Keef said...

closet nerd



closet?

Lookout said...

terminator is something i'd expect him to see

tem said...

if it wasn't closet then you'd know that i'd know about Skynet.

tem said...

truth be told i have not seen the 2nd terminator all the way through.

tem said...

1, 3 and the christian bale one i have seen all the way through.

and i watched the tv show that got cancelled but was cool and had the chick from firefly on it and megan fox's husband.

tem said...

and the chick who is old, but still hot and showed her tits in 300...i think.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"truth be told i have not seen the 2nd terminator all the way through.'

oh boy

Keef said...

NERDS!

tem said...

yeah, i've seen pieces of it lots of times, but have never watched start to finish.

Keef said...

You should sit down and watch that and Bull Durham

tem said...

yeah and Super Troopers apparently

Aitch said...

" and the chick who is old, but still hot and showed her tits in 300...i think"

She's also the queen in Game of Thrones.

Keef said...

the old man is here

Aitch said...

Phyllis Diller. Dead.

Lookout said...

thought she died 10 years ago

Keef said...

too soon

Breers Suck said...

"creme fraiche"

KIK

Breers Suck said...

"yeah and Super Troopers apparently"


You're missing out on life if you can't make and get Super Troopers jokes.

And Beerfest.

tem said...

i have seen Beerfest.

tem said...

I have found it funnier and more entertaining to not see Super Troopers at this point.

Aitch said...

I have not seen Beerfest.

tem said...

so diller, scott and ????


who is the next celeb 3some death?

tem said...

i'll go sidney poitier

Keef said...

Tom Coughlin

Lookout said...

Urban Meyer

Keef said...

Eli manning

Lookout said...

Barry Larkin

Lookout said...

Tanny week 1 starter

Keef said...

Barry Larkin


That hurt

Keef said...

He's a Wolverine

Lookout said...

i went for the jugular

i'm not sorry, wadr

Lookout said...

He's a Wolverine

that must hurt too

Keef said...

that must hurt too



What is something that you've never had to say to cmlp?

Lookout said...

sorry?

Lookout said...

s

Keef said...

YDNSWIDT

Lookout said...

oh i see now

Keef said...

Why is that story about Pierre Paul dumping prince into the ice bath a big deal?

Lookout said...

no clue

tem said...

i don't see

Aitch said...

So I'm looking at Facebook and I notice Andy Meiller posted on my little cousin's wall. As I am preparing to verbally assault him, I notice I looked quickly and it was actually Andy MUELLER.

Lookout said...

nicky manaj

Lookout said...

ai judge

Lookout said...

holy shit this is nuts

NUTS

Lookout said...

piece

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

Fucking zombies

Breers Suck said...

"So I'm looking at Facebook and I notice Andy Meiller posted on my little cousin's wall. As I am preparing to verbally assault him, I notice I looked quickly and it was actually Andy MUELLER."


Would have been hilarious for whoever that boy is

Keef said...

Vick hurt again. Weird

tem said...

Not wierd. It is normal.

tem said...

Love, westbrook, harden, snoop dogg foot locker commercial was funny.

Breers Suck said...

"Vick hurt again. Weird"

Drafted in the FIRST round on Saturday. Nobody laughed, so I laughed on the inside.

tem said...

If vick can go rd 1 then I can totally take graham.

Keef said...

Yeah don't listen to LP

Mize said...

"Love, westbrook, harden, snoop dogg foot locker commercial was funny."

SAS Tem can identify Russy

Mize said...

This cracks me up every time: The War Of Northern Aggression

El Padrino said...

under those circumstances graham is draftable

if it was a regular non keeper league it would be mind bottling

El Padrino said...

dont front

tem said...

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