Wednesday, August 15, 2012

stereotypes are funny...because they're true

watching that stars earn stripes show on NBC. The first challenge involved jumping out of the helicopter and swimming over to a boat then doing some shooting and stuff. There are two black dude celebrities on the show, both of them couldn't make the swim to the boat. Is that racist of me to point out?

Who remembers Terry Tate, office linebacker? Tem probably doesn't



I can't get my directv on demand to work. fuck directv

iphone 5 goes on sale september 21st. Happy Birthday to blue...no doubt.

i'm out of beer. and liquor. and wine. damn

so you get headbutted and immediately file for divorse* that's not very romantic.

Lane Kiffin is right

Didn't realize Rich Rod got another coaching gig already...good for him

I'm glad all the "we could beat the dream team" talk is over. No you couldn't, stop being stupid.

Andre Iguoudala doesn't seem very excited to come play in Denver.

The rockies suck...but the beat the breers. I'll have a name/pic for meiz on thursday.



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tem said...

Of course I remember terry Tate . He was awesome and it wasn't a movie.

Beth said...

I feel a little like EP in that I'm too lazy to go back and see if this has been linked already, but it's a fun one either way:

O:FB

Blue said...

hahaaha

bobby v

Mize said...

My goddman Xerox Workcentre is fucking broken again. I hate that fucking machine.

ToddPacker said...

"I can't get my directv on demand to work"

yeah, it's a pain in the ass. also I got the new super reciever and it is slow as shit. split screen is a nice feature though

El Padrino said...

"i'm out of beer. and liquor. and wine. damn"

what the fucking fuck

El Padrino said...

booby v needs a certain kind of player to win and that roster is not them

that mets team he brought to the WS in 2000 would have never made it there with any other manager

he gets the most out of fringe players more than anyone because they are naive and fear of losing their job

El Padrino said...

he is a gigantic dick though

El Padrino said...

most winning coaches are dicks by the way

El Padrino said...

people talk about Palin from the 08 campaign and rightfully so she was a disaster but jesus christ Joe Biden is half a retard

fucking gold man --GOLD

El Padrino said...

i want to make sweet love to kristen bell

El Padrino said...

who doesnt remember Tate?

El Padrino said...

"stereotypes are funny...because they're true"


truer words

El Padrino said...

Moviegoer shoots self in buttocks, apologizes, leaves theater...

Plax?

El Padrino said...

Bill Gates talking shit

tem said...

kristen bell is very hot. she was on JAG i think.

Keef said...

LP
Remember that go home run that WHITE JESUS hit last night? That was awesome

El Padrino said...

good article on Saban

El Padrino said...

"LP
Remember that go home run that WHITE JESUS hit last night? That was awesome"

ha

no effect

El Padrino said...

That was an awesome fly ball everywhere but there

*ficced

El Padrino said...

i'll take the name change now keef

Blue said...

lou saban?

El Padrino said...

no Nicholas

tem said...

carl saban?

Blue said...

lou saban used to be teh broncos head coach...i think he's related

Blue said...

according to everything "they might be second cousins"

how do you not know?

Aitch said...

" she was on JAG i think."

Tembagging?

Aitch said...

Catherine Bell was on Jag.

Kristen Bell is the chick from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

El Padrino said...

yo we should force our olympic athletes to have babies with each other

like china or something

Blue said...

kristen bell was veronica mars

Blue said...

tem wouldn't like her nose

El Padrino said...

and she wouldnt like his face

Mize said...

Uh oh! Los Lonely Boys are playing Zoo a la carte at the Zoo on Friday.

El Padrino said...

heaven

Mize said...

I'm so used to the Neptunes remix of Sympathy For The Devil, the original just doesn't even sound right anymore.

Blue said...

i listen to music

kod said...

"School started here 2 weeks ago"



crazy; back in the day, school always started the day after labor day and ended around June 7th....at least in Minni, that hasn't changed much


The main reason? Resorts and Resort owners fight it tooth and nail here, quite successfully apparently.

Mize said...

"crazy; back in the day, school always started the day after labor day and ended around June 7th....at least in Minni, that hasn't changed much"


Here, freshmen had orientation the Thursday & Friday before Labor Day, off on Labor day, then everybody came to school.

Keef said...

One man had hiccups for 68 years.

kod said...

Cole De Vries: Twins rookie, and apparent old soul/sage on his disastrous outing against TB:


"I don't really see anything productive that I can take out of this one, outside of working on forgetting about things."


-love this quote

Keef said...

My mom & stepdad are in wava right now. I told them to call tem's parents up and they can get some moonshine

El Padrino said...

see the infomercial for INSANITY ?

gives the middle finger to P90X

Keef said...

yo we should force our olympic athletes to have babies with each other



I read that in SG mailbag, too

El Padrino said...

INSANITY!

El Padrino said...

"read that in SG mailbag, too"

virgina boy said that this morning and i stole it he must have read it from there he likes sg

i'll read it later

Blue said...

i don't read SG anymore..he bores the shit out of me

Mize said...

I havent read Simmons in ages either. He started being constantly wrong, and that irritated the shit out of me. And not wrong about opinion, wrong about actual facts & statistics. That fucker got too big for his britches, and kept on playing the "Hey, I'm just an average schmuck, not a stathead" bullshit line. You need to have your shit together when you have a giant following like he had.

Mize said...

And he needs to take Daryl Morey's dick out of his mouth.

Mize said...

His Rockets experiments have all been abject failures. Not this "It's so crazy, it might just work!" bullshit.

El Padrino said...

mailbags are good

Mize said...

I never thought I would disparage Simmons like that, but fuck him in his ass. I do it old country style. Make him humble.

/Sheikey Baby

Blue said...

"Hey, I'm just an average schmuck, not a stathead" bullshit line."

he used to be an average schumck...average schmucks don't get free tickets to the olympics. They don't get to be a color analyst on basketball games, they don't get access that he gets. He used to get no access, and it was just like a fan writing a column...now he's no different than Marc Stein or Chris Mortensen

Blue said...

"mailbags are good"

accept* that they're all made up/fabricated

Mize said...

I bought some boneless chicken thighs. I'm gonna fry them shits up.

Mize said...

Simmons abused his celebrity status.

El Padrino said...

"accept* that they're all made up/fabricated"

that's fine they are still a decent read

El Padrino said...

everything else is complete garbage

Mize said...

I AM A SCORNED LOVER

El Padrino said...

i find myself going to grantland to read other writers

Mize said...

I enjoy some of the wrestling stuff

Keef said...

I bet you do, fairy

Keef said...

LP
How do you like your new Xbox?

El Padrino said...

I like it, Toys r Us is keeping it warm for me

Mize said...

"I like it, Toys r Us is keeping it warm for me"


Layaway, huh? I feel your pain.

El Padrino said...

stop it

Keef said...

you can get good layaway deals at kmart

Mize said...

Whatta gotta K-Mart, EP?

Mize said...

Klanmaster has Strep. He's trying to convince me that he's good to go for zorse shoes tonight. I think not there buddy.

Keef said...

so he wasn't the one who shot up the mosque?

Mize said...

"I like it, Toys r Us is keeping it warm for me"


I can get you an xbox. Just pay me back when you get the money.

Mize said...

"so he wasn't the one who shot up the mosque?"

Sikh temple. And no. He doesn't have that kind of crazy in him.

El Padrino said...

it aint the money

ToddPacker said...

"I'm so used to the Neptunes remix of Sympathy For The Devil, the original just doesn't even sound right anymore."

feel the same way about the jane's addiction version of sympathy

ToddPacker said...

love the Simmons bashing.... got no time for his bullshit anymore

Keef said...

it aint the money


stop

kod said...

""I'm so used to the Neptunes remix of Sympathy For The Devil, the original just doesn't even sound right anymore."

feel the same way about the jane's addiction version of sympathy"


I feel that way about the Verve's cover of Bitter Sweet Symphony (although they just blatantly ripped it off and lost all royalties to lawsuits), and in reverse....Ain't Too Proud to Beg

Mize said...

"stop"

Maybe he doesn't have room to make chili

Blue said...

he definitely doesn't have enough room to make a footlong mozz

El Padrino said...

"it aint the money


stop"

stop it i got the money just sitting there

it's just laziness/time/efforting
waiting until kids go back to school when they go to bed early so i can actually play it

Blue said...

your 1 years old goes to school?

Blue said...

speaking of laziness...waiting on tem to beat whoever he plays in week 9

Blue said...

does bgep start kindergarten this month?

Keef said...

it's just laziness/time/efforting
waiting until kids go back to school when they go to bed early so i can actually play it




Yeah it's tough to order the Xbox on Amazon while your 20 month old is at school



Keef said...

your 1 years old goes to school?




^^^^

Keef said...

LP is probably just scared he'll get WORKED by a bunch of chumps

El Padrino said...

"your 1 years old goes to school?"

nah but he will be back on schedule of going to bed by 8-830 since he has to wake up early

you know this man cmon

cmep cant leave him alone in the morning when she drops off bgep

El Padrino said...

LP is probably just scared he'll get WORKED by a bunch of chumps

yes that's it

El Padrino said...

does bgep start kindergarten this month?

fa sho'

Mize said...

He has to learn what things like "Post Flags" and "PA Flood Right" mean.

Mize said...

Whatta gotta PAT Attempt?

El Padrino said...

your still gonna play this ncaa when madden comes out?

Blue said...

PA flood right is a suite play

Keef said...

NCAA > than Madden

Keef said...

nah but he will be back on schedule of going to bed by 8-830 since he has to wake up early



Jesus. Fucking kid goes by your schedule, you don't go by your kid's schedule.

Blue said...

"your still gonna play this ncaa when madden comes out?"

madden sucks

Mize said...

"your still gonna play this ncaa when madden comes out?"

College fooyball season does go into the middle of January

Keef said...

Not for Rutgers

Keef said...

There* done by Thanksgiving

El Padrino said...

"Jesus. Fucking kid goes by your schedule, you don't go by your kid's schedule."

easy gestapo it's the summer
cmep enjoys the sleeping in a bit too ya know

El Padrino said...

i will be michigan not rutgers

Keef said...

If my wife was sleeping in every day while I got up at the asscrack of dawn and went to work, I'd be pissed. wadr

El Padrino said...

your a fucking moron

wadr

El Padrino said...

sleeping in = 8:30 ish

Keef said...

sleeping in = 8:30 ish



Gotcha

Keef said...

"sleeping in" sounds like 10-11:00

El Padrino said...

nerve that

tem said...

"waiting on tem to beat whoever he plays in week 9"

i had a bye. i did my recruiting last night.

i guess that could have been week 8.

El Padrino said...

you right - if that were the case i'd have to beat her with my ginny t

tem said...

"If my wife was sleeping in every day while I got up at the asscrack of dawn and went to work, I'd be pissed. wadr"

cmtem feels your pain.

she wakes up over 2 hours before me.

she leaves for work at 6am and i get up at 7:45am or 8am.

tem said...

in any case on the NCAA i believe i am up to date.

Keef said...

wava has a regional cover for SI this week

El Padrino said...

much more excited about the HBO Go on xbox than playing it

i can stream hbo go on 4gig machine right nerds?

tem said...

"wava has a regional cover for SI this week"

cool. i bet not the temhio region though. we'll get the yuckeyes.

tem said...

"i can stream hbo go on 4gig machine right nerds?"

sure. assuming you have intrawebs on your xbox.

El Padrino said...

why wouldnt i

El Padrino said...

wifi

tem said...

"why wouldnt i"

i have no idea why you wouldn't, i don't know why you don't have an xbox.

i just don't assume that you do.

Keef said...

cool. i bet not the temhio region though. we'll get the yuckeyes.



Nope. Big 10leven has Denard

El Padrino said...

so JoPo wrote a book about JoPa?

El Padrino said...

According to John D. Williams, Jr., executive director of the National Scrabble Association, one of the best young players in the country was ejected from Scrabble’s national tournament. The name of the cheater has not been released, because he’s a minor.

He was hiding blank tiles, of course.

The player in question never re-inserted the blank tiles from a previous game back in the bag, which meant he could hold on to them for use in the next game. He was reportedly hiding them under the table, and when tournament officials spotted them and confronted him about it, he immediately ‘fessed up.



Mize said...

"Nope. Big 10leven has Denard"


NFW they put Michigan on the cover in Ohio or Temhio

Keef said...

NFW they put Michigan on the cover in Ohio or Temhio



There are 5 covers. Bama, OU, wava, UM, USC.

So....there is a FW

Blue said...

no Idaho?

Keef said...

Do they still have a team?

tem said...

they do and blue will be coaching them in NCAA next season.

El Padrino said...

The Vandals

they vandalize

tem said...

sonnen vs forrest 12-29.

i bet one of them gets hurt before the fight.

Keef said...

Melky Cabrera, 50 game suspension

El Padrino said...

he was having a great year

science

Keef said...

"My positive test was the result of my use of a substance I should not have used. ... I am deeply sorry for my mistake," Cabrera said in a release from MLB.



At least he admitted it and didn't find a loophole like Braun did

El Padrino said...

The player in question never re-inserted the blank tiles from a previous game back in the bag, which meant he could hold on to them for use in the next game. He was reportedly hiding them under the table, and when tournament officials spotted them and confronted him about it, he immediately ‘fessed up.

El Padrino said...

well that didnt work

abby elliot leaving SNL

tem said...

what the fuck is an abby elliot?

Mize said...

"There are 5 covers. Bama, OU, wava, UM, USC."


That's lame of SI. Unless OSU is supposed to suck.

El Padrino said...

The folks at 2K Sports set the Twitters ablaze this morning with the news that NBA 2K13 will finally give gamers the chance to play as the 1992 U.S. Olympics Men’s Basketball Team, or the Dream Team.

Dream Team won’t include Scottie Pippen, because the guy who has had incredible money problems wouldn’t agree to 2K Sports’ terms

Keef said...

That's lame of SI. Unless OSU is supposed to suck.



They're on probation

Keef said...

LP should go on Top Chef: The Cruise

El Padrino said...

0%

Mize said...

"At least he admitted it and didn't find a loophole like Braun did"


Not a loophole. Chain of command or whatever was broken

Mize said...

Chain of custody

Mize said...

"They're on probation"


Unfortunate. So, is your tOSU bowl eligible?

Keef said...

Not a loophole. Chain of command or whatever was broken



Loophole. Got it.


He still failed the test

Keef said...

Unfortunate. So, is your tOSU bowl eligible?



Yeah, as long as I can win enough games. No probation on the vidyo* game. My players can get as many free tattoos as they want, no repurcussions

Mize said...

Tainted test.

tem said...

In the game I think tOSU is bowl eligible.

Blue said...

"Do they still have a team?"

probably not 1-A for much longer...this is the last season they have a conference.

them and NMSU are screwed next season as nobody has invited them to join a conference, and the WAC will only have 2 teams...

Keef said...

Tainted test.



colov hey. All of the samples were sealed and had not been tampered with.

Blue said...

my sample was tainted

tem said...

that's your opinion.....

Keef said...

"my sample was tainted"


Weird. My taint was sampled

/mize

Blue said...

"that's your opinion....."

and i'm entitled to it

Blue said...

i wish EA sports was smart enough to figure out that when everybody is done, to automatically roll to the next week

tem said...

That would be cool if you could set it up to do that.

Keef said...

Or maybe if we had a commish that could do it in a timely manner

Keef said...

speaking of terrible commissioners. Did freak hand over the reins to mize?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Now told by MLB officials that yes, Melky Cabrera is eligible for the playoffs after 50 games. So would have to sit out first four games."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Andre Iguoudala doesn't seem very excited to come play in Denver."

he's so excited, it's just that he's also so scared

Spaceman Spiff said...

"iphone 5 goes on sale september 21st. Happy Birthday to blue'

no way youre only 21

/dyslexic

Keef said...

he's so excited, it's just that he's also so scared




ISWYDT

Blue said...

"he's so excited, it's just that he's also so scared"


like jessie spano?

Blue said...

damn i missed spiff

can always count on that guy

Mize said...

"colov hey. All of the samples were sealed and had not been tampered with."


Temperature, though.

Keef said...

Temperature, though.



So if I pee in a cup, seal it, and leave it out for 2 days, it'll grow testosterone and then I can drink it and get stronger? That's awesome.

Spaceman Spiff said...

machida should do that, he puts his in the fridge

El Padrino said...

sign me up

/elp

Mize said...

H has the worst quitting drinking support system on earth. Chowds don't surprise me though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

http://richkidsofinstagram.tumblr.com

the url is enough, don't even need to go to the site

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Chowds don't surprise me though."


You grew ahp right heeah! Same rules that I did.




Mize said...

"the url is enough, don't even need to go to the site"

Wait...is this the ever rare, once in a blue moon, SPIFFDRINO?

Blue said...

blue moon makes good seasonal beers

Mize said...

Generally

Mize said...

I guess I could do recruiting. I think I'm going to have a terrible class.

Mize said...

People are bitching in our horseshoe league that we missed and havent made up our match from last week. My partner's grandma died on Wednesday, they buried her over the weekend, and then he got strep throat. Motherfuckers need to stfu and let that man cook. Fuck is wrong with people?

Blue said...

i'm going to have a terrible class as well.

can't seem to get any commits...and i know i'm chasing guys that'll go somewhere else

Keef said...

You should have to forfeit. That's what happens in other sports

Blue said...

yeah it's just horseshoes

Keef said...

I have like 4-5 4star recruits. I don't think I have a 5star yet

Mize said...

"yeah it's just horseshoes"

There's money on it, and we're in 2nd place.

kod said...

"If my wife was sleeping in every day while I got up at the asscrack of dawn and went to work, I'd be pissed."


cmkod's been a part-timer now for a couple years; 90% of the time she's sleeping when I leave in the early AM


Whatever resentments there were turned over to gratitude a long time ago. There's something pretty cool about busting your ass so someone you love can take it a little easier.

Mize said...

Well, Amanda Bynes looks like shit

kod said...

but, I suppose that's probably only the case if you love what you do for a living, and who you work for and with



Keef said...

90% of the time she's sleeping when I leave in the early AM




Again, I meant sleeping in like to 10-11:00. If you leave at 7-8:00 and she's asleep, that's different

Mize said...

Oh mah gerrd! Deadpool video game on deck! I hope it doesn't suck.

Blue said...

"I have like 4-5 4star recruits. I don't think I have a 5star yet"

i have one hard commit, and it's a 4 star guy

trying to get a 5 star tackle and it's between me and Meiz...somehow i figure i'm gonna lose that battle.

Keef said...

trying to get a 5 star tackle and it's between me and Meiz...somehow i figure i'm gonna lose that battle.



I jumped in late on that battle. I think I'm in 4th place. I think the top 4 are mize, you, tem, me

Keef said...

I got teej, though. That's really all that matters

Blue said...

yeah, i was real late on teej

Keef said...

perfect game for Felix

Blue said...

doubrant?

Blue said...

nope, king felix

damn

Blue said...

rockies with the sweep

tem said...

Keith got some dude I wanted earlier. Now I just recruit people to piss you guys off.

I'm that guy.

Keef said...

I'm a better recruiter than game player

Keef said...

I should just recruit and then sim the games

Keef said...

glarch

tem said...

Although I wouldn't mind having a 5 star tackle

tem said...

Off-season will suck. It it dumb and takes forever.

tem said...

Also what sucks is when some of your recruits don't qualify academically and don't get to play.

Aitch said...

" repurcussions"

Knows English.

Keef said...

Also what sucks is when some of your recruits don't qualify academically and don't get to play.



Nerve seen that on the game

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