Thursday, August 23, 2012

spot starting for jug

No, I'm Jug. I'll be able to contribute a little more often on here from now on. I sorta kinda kept up with the blog whilst I was working.

RE: Tem's question on dog tags...I've never had an issue with it and I haven't heard of anyone else say anything. I'll have to ask around the office. Most people I've worked with in the service don't seem to wear them all the time. If it would help, you can call the tags that people who are not affiliated with the military "douche tags"....like the douche cape Affliction shirts.

RE: Summit talk...cmjug is actually cool with me doing the summits, I'm just having a tough time finding a time and location between now and at the end of the year. We've had a lot of trips this summer and we're going to Chicago over Thanksgiving week. I might be able to swing a New Orleans.

Recent sports hilarity...Astros fire Brad Mills, Clemens pitching for the Skeeters, LeBron's shoes selling for over three bills, Bartolo Colon getting suspended for PEDs, the Mess, Keef's MS Paint pic for Lp

I saw The Campaign last Friday and thought it was pretty decent. The humor was along the same lines as Step Brothers.

Its nice to have my weekends back. This weekend my friend is having a block party so we'll be out there on Friday night. On Saturday night A group of us are going out for my brother's birthday. Next weekend is a whirl wind of fantasy football drafts...good times!

Cmjug hated beer when I met her, but I have converted her. She drinks only light beer and bud lite lime...but hey, its progress!

GO!

123 comments:

Mize said...

Cock

Mize said...

I am known to do the wop

tem said...

the wop?

tem said...

New Orleans, let's get the ball rolling.

Mize said...

That's a long train ride.

/Mize

Beth said...

I bet I could get some serious beads if I showed up for the summit in New Orleans...

Aitch said...

Beth we know you'll never go to a Summit.

Aitch said...

Beth, that joke is played out.

/EP

tem said...

maybe el pad would give you anal beads.

Beth said...

"Beth we know you'll never go to a Summit."

I'd say my chances are about the same as EP's - 0%.

Beth said...

"maybe el pad would give you anal beads."

I don't think I'd have to go to the summit for that.

tem said...

probably not

tem said...

beth could be a good wing man for H though.

El Padrino said...

once he stopped humping her leg maybe

El Padrino said...

this year is shot you cant plan a summit now it's over

El Padrino said...

last year you booked shit in like april

Beth said...

"this year is shot you cant plan a summit now it's over"

It's August bro.

tem said...

we've been over this 100 times. el pad has 0 say in the summit and its planning.

until you go to one you can't say jack about its planning.

Mize said...

"I bet I could get some serious beads if I showed up for the summit in New Orleans..."


Is that because you're a whore?

Mize said...

Summit in Jersey, we kidnap LP

tem said...

nobody wants to be in Jersey

Beth said...

"Is that because you're a whore?"

I prefer the phrase "entertainment specialist".

s

El Padrino said...

"we've been over this 100 times. el pad has 0 say in the summit and its planning."

just commenting relax

El Padrino said...

remember the

It's April bro.

comment

tem said...

nope.

tem said...

is that a movie?

El Padrino said...

you aint tembagging me today buddy you know

tem said...

so its a movie, got it. i never seen it.

tem said...

it probably has that dude from the bike movie that is coming out. you seem like the kind of guy to like his movies.

tem said...

in looking for this April Bro movie I see that Nic Cage is doing a movie that is basically the same thing as Taken. It is called Stolen. His daughter gets stoled* and he has to go find her.

El Padrino said...

typical nic cage sillyness

El Padrino said...

i bet instead of being a decorated US soilder or CIA operative he's a sleazy criminal like a thief or hitman

tem said...

yes, a thief.

tem said...

"A former thief frantically searches for his missing daughter, who has been kidnapped and locked in the trunk of a taxi."

El Padrino said...

i could write a nic cage movie easily

it's like he's a spoof of himself being a spoof

Blue said...

i don't even know what that means

Blue said...

i'll give EP one more day before he gets his name/pic

Blue said...

nic cage will now always be played by andy samberg

El Padrino said...

i'll give EP one more day before he gets his name/pic

fuck the mets

Beth said...

"i'll give EP one more day before he gets his name/pic"

I think technically he owes me a name change too, but you can have him.

El Padrino said...

like i said

fuck the mets

Mize said...

Welcher

El Padrino said...

i never said i wasnt honoring the name/pic

when he gives it to me i'll take it

tem said...

heheh.

el pad is gonna take it when blue gives it to him.

Aitch said...

Another big day

tem said...

you should have posted more

El Padrino said...

jugs fault, he gives us no lead in to discuss

tem said...

we could discuss the summit, but too many dead beats aren't going.

Blue said...

two many

Aitch said...

I'm in for New Orleans.

Mize said...

I love how St Louis was too dangerous, but New Orleans....Nah, not so bad.

El Padrino said...

your face in dangerous

Mize said...

The WTC fell to the ground because your face is a WMD

Blue said...

That's right ICE...MAN...i am dangerous

El Padrino said...

"The WTC fell to the ground because your face is a WMD"

you'll pay for this comment

El Padrino said...

blue did you say you are doing the AFC preview?

Blue said...

Yep, i can handle that, just let me know when you want to run them

tem said...

now

tem said...

actually run it after the season so that your preview can be very accurate.

Blue said...

Just found out one of my really good buds here in Denver has ALS.

giving him 2 years....fuck man

Blue said...

that's woe

tem said...

yeah. lots of woe there. sorry to hear the news.

tem said...

UFC 151 cancelled? wft

Blue said...

yep, it's hitting me a lot harder than i would expect

El Padrino said...

"Yep, i can handle that, just let me know when you want to run them"

i'm running mine tomorrow, going away next week wed so i wont be here to post it/talk about it next friday

Blue said...

on a side note, i did get to meet Aron Ralston yesterday, which was pretty damn cool

tem said...

chael got offered the fight, but bones jones said no and now the card is cancelled. haha.

El Padrino said...

sorry to hear that blue

that's lou gehrig disease right?

Blue said...

"that's lou gehrig disease right?"

yep...cmblue's uncle has it too..fucking awful disease

tem said...

some dude from my college class died. i am pretty sure i didn't like him. i know i didn't know him well.

it hit me harder than i expected and i don't even know the guy really. i can't imagine how it would have hit me if i really did know him and like him.

Blue said...

i mean, it's no skin cancer...but it's rough

tem said...

SAS they can't find someone to fight Jones. Although I guess it is 8 days notice.

Mize said...

"you'll pay for this comment"

No, YOU will. I'm turning your face in to the government so they can thrown you in federal pound you in the ass prison for breaking those buildings.

tem said...

el pad isn't tall enough to do that.

Blue said...

get ass pounded?

Mize said...

Fuck work, I'm out

Keef said...

I call the home warranty place yesterday, say I have an hvac issue. The lady says shes going to send a plumber, because it might be that. I told her it's probably hvac, but she said the serviceman could do bolth. So I take today off, dude gets here 20 minutes ago, looks at it and says I can't do anything because this is hvac.

El Padrino said...

the fuck is hvac mean

Keef said...

Heating ventilation a/c

Keef said...

I have water leaking from my a/c vent in the upstairs spare bathroom

El Padrino said...

i see

tem said...

condensation

tem said...

hvac guy will probably say its a plumbing issue

Keef said...

It's been humid for here the last few weeks. Dude I work with at HD told me it might be a clogged drain line in the attic so it's overflowing.

Hvac guy just called and said that's what he thinks it is, so that'll be easy to fix

Keef said...

$75 fee to use the home warranty, but the last thing I want to do right now is work up in the attic that is probably 150° right now

tem said...

doesn't sounds bad.

El Padrino said...

how much was the warranty

Keef said...

$480 per year

Keef said...

This is the 3rd time we've used it this year

tem said...

your house is falling apart

Keef said...

Yeah. It's cuz of the Mayans

El Padrino said...

who inspected the house S. Wonder?

Keef said...

Eh, shit happens. They've all been small incidents

Blue said...

like cutting down the tree

Keef said...

Ha. And that wasn't even the home warranty

tem said...

you need collision insurance

Keef said...

Hardy har har

tem said...

DYSWIDT?

Blue said...

IC

Keef said...

Noone is shooting at my house, though

Mize said...

"the fuck is hvac mean"


Get the fuck out of town.

Mize said...

"Noone is shooting at my house, though"


So far

Mize said...

Enrolled in Sysco's health plan. Goddamn, this is some fancy shit. AND its cheaper than the garbage Manpower plan.

Blue said...

you get benefits?

Keef said...

Youz got 401k?

Mize said...

Free 401k kicks in January 1st

Aitch said...

"I love how St Louis was too dangerous, but New Orleans....Nah, not so bad."

Have you ever been to NO? Stay in the tourist areas and you're good.

Aitch said...

I just checked flights. If we go in October I can get there and back for under $300

Blue said...

well lahdy fricken dah

Aitch said...

Don't be bitter cuz CmBlue won't let you go.

Mize said...

I think I really need a sub $300 flight to go. And a cheap hotel. And my boss to let me have off at least Friday or Monday.

Mize said...

So basically, we need to set a weekend pronto.

Keef said...

How hard is it to get a day off?

NS

Aitch said...

Well, the place will fall to pieces without him, so they have to consider carefully what days they can afford for him to be gone.

Mize said...

"How hard is it to get a day off?

NS"


In customer service, it was really easy because I was a temp. In receiving, I don't get any vacation days yet. My boss still hasn't told me if I can have Labor Day off, and holidays are super slow, and only a half day. And nobody wants to have to do my job because its a pain in the ass, so finding somebody to cover is not fucking easy. Plus I'm officially the low man on the totem pole, so they don't really GAF what I want.

Jugdish said...

Mize works in a sweat shop

Keef said...

Return guy on the Titans is being carted off. Looks like he's gonna be out with an external bone

Keef said...

Left tibia fracture

Mize said...

Week 11 on deck

Mize said...

Indiana just fumblerooskied me for a TD.

tem said...

I'm out Oct 12th and 19th weekend.

Mize said...

I'm gonna be throwing a completely new playbook at Keith in week 12. It's been a work in progress

Keef said...

I'm not afraid

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