Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Spot Starting For Blue

I'm not gonna post much.


Was there a fooyball game on last night? The twitters said there was.

I gotta figure out a better, more streamlined process to get everything done at work. I think I'm going to look into writing a script to run throughout the day on our system. I wish I had help like the other guys did. Before me, the transpo supers used to all share the doodies*. I gotta make my own help. I need to get last bosslady's insight on this writing a script thing. I know I can do it.

I have a softball bat in my office. I've fantasized about smashing the ever loving shit out of the CB a bunch of times. Truckers can be pretty hilarious though.

Welp, onto the BS.

I think the Lions are going to win like 6 games this season. I hate watching their playcalling on offense.

I'd like to see the Batman movie. I'll wait for it to play at the Rivoli if it hasn't yet.

Tired and bored. Bed time.

Know how to use your drag, dammit.




166 comments:

El Padrino said...

hard knocks has been so boring
that team is gonna suck and that coach looks like a cryptkeeper

Mize said...

Your avi is chicken wings?

You're really taking this acting black thing too far.

/LP

El Padrino said...

i love chicken wings

El Padrino said...

i like alot of "black" food actually

tem said...

who doesn't?

ToddPacker said...

"who doesn't?"

blue

El Padrino said...

someone here dont like watermelon

El Padrino said...

i like collards
i like ox tail
i like grape soda

El Padrino said...

mac and cheese
yams

Mize said...

So, southern food.

tem said...

the blacks started in the south

Keef said...

Southern hemisphere

Beth said...

EP, you do realize liking "black" food won't make your dick bigger, right?

tem said...

it will had a half inch at least

El Padrino said...

the blacks started in the south

tem knows

El Padrino said...

SOUL FOOD

El Padrino said...

"EP, you do realize liking "black" food won't make your dick bigger, right?"

i'll send you some before and after pics

tem said...

no

Beth said...

"i'll send you some before and after pics"

How good is your zoom lens?

El Padrino said...

it zooms out really well

Beth said...

"it zooms out really well"

Well played. (ns)

El Padrino said...

::hat tip::

tem said...

wow, solid gold material here

El Padrino said...

Kimmel to move to 11:35pm slot in January

tem said...

he is still on tv?

El Padrino said...

yes tem

El Padrino said...

strahan co-hosting LIVE! with Kelly Ripa

Tiki is mad yo

El Padrino said...

"Best Places for affordable homes"

or

Worst places to find a job

El Padrino said...

SI offering NCAA 13' free with a paid subscription

tempting but who still gets magazines delivered home

El Padrino said...

i really think cutler will have A+ numbers this year and can be had late in FF drafts

i may stock up on WR first 4 rounds then draft someone like him to lead my squad to glory

El Padrino said...

dont front reggie bush going to be a good 3RB/Flex player this year

if some knucklehead doesnt take him higher to be a #1 or #2

tem said...

did some draft thinking the other night.

it looks like i will take graham with the 6th pick.

rice, mccoy, rodgers, brady, brees and megatron seem to be the top 6 people available. i already have stafford.

El Padrino said...

i'm formulating a strategy the next few days got back to back drafts Tues and Wed of next week

the wed team is $500

tem said...

so maybe megatron falls.

tem said...

otherwise i am taking a chris johnson or a jones drew or a fitzgerals or charles and i think i would rather have graham.

graham seems like a sure thing and lots of point.

i just temjinxed the shit out of him.

El Padrino said...

tootsie roll

Keef said...

Lima, Peru, averages about a half inch of rain per year.

Keef said...

Did ya'll see who snuck up into the top spot for the five star tackle?

tem said...

no. was it me?

tem said...

i need to squeeze a game in tonight.

Keef said...

no. was it me?




no

Keef said...

It's the team who didn't start recruiting him until like week 6

Keef said...

This was my bye week. Gotta get the kids rested up for the trip to Camp Randall

Keef said...

I have to call the home warranty place today. Cmk pointed out to me this morning that there is a shit ton of water dripping from the air vent in the spare bathroom. Luckily it's right above the sink

tem said...

"It's the team who didn't start recruiting him until like week 6"

is that me?

tem said...

he is a bust anyway according to my scouting report.

Keef said...

is that me?



Sure

Keef said...

he is a bust anyway according to my scouting report.



So why are you recruiting him?

El Padrino said...

i got the first pick one of the league they drew numbers today

i fucking hate the first pick

El Padrino said...

.5 PPR instead of one

this means Rice > Megatron

El Padrino said...

Or Foster

FOSTER THE PEOPLE!

El Padrino said...

AC with the boys, Oct 28th

booked

lcok it up

El Padrino said...

columbus day weekend, DC with the wife

booked

lock it up

Keef said...

So much for the xbox money

tem said...

Recruiting him because bust 5 star is still good.

tem said...

Rice is a good pick even in a full 1 PPR

El Padrino said...

unless he gets hurt
i will handcuff him with Bernard

El Padrino said...

you know how poeple play the first year of a MEGA deal

tem said...

First yr effect is real

El Padrino said...

real shitty

El Padrino said...

probably be RICE

rice or foster

Keef said...

It's like everyone on the Mess is in the first year of a MEGA deal every season

Keef said...

Foster > Rice

Keef said...

Not touching Megatron this season. Madden jinx is real

El Padrino said...

It's like everyone on the Mess is in the first year of a MEGA deal every season

carl crawford says hello

so does pujols

El Padrino said...

"Not touching Megatron this season. Madden jinx is real"


COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS.

Keef said...

so does pujols



Horrible April. But he's 8th in HR, 5th in RBI, and BA is up to .280

Keef said...

Crawford is a by-product of O:FB

tem said...

Forgot about maddened cover. I'm staying away from megatron now.

Keef said...

wall

Mize said...

"Foster > Rice"

No way.

Mize said...

"Not touching Megatron this season. Madden jinx is real"


Yes way

Mize said...

"i got the first pick one of the league they drew numbers today

i fucking hate the first pick"


BRADY

Mize said...

"This was my bye week. Gotta get the kids rested up for the trip to Camp Randall"


We'll be waiting.

Keef said...

No way.



Would you like to bet on who will have more fantasy points between the 2 of them in our keeper league?

Mize said...

nope

Keef said...

that's what I thought

El Padrino said...

BRADY

no thanks

El Padrino said...

only 4 or 5 ELITE rb's off the top of my head and i want one of them so the 1st pick will be one of them for me

i'd like to grab as much touchdown scorers as possible before turning to the QB position

El Padrino said...

the MJD issue is killing drafts i wonder how late he is dropping

Keef said...

QB gets 6 pts per TD in my $ league, so I'll try to take a QB in 1st round

Mize said...

and there are only 3 elite QBs, so whatever you say.

Mize said...

Stafford won't be throwing for 5000 yards without Megatron

Mize said...

I'm talking to LP

Keef said...

Noone will throw for 5000 yards this season

Keef said...

Who wants some of that action

El Padrino said...

"QB gets 6 pts per TD in my $ league"

my league too

just like rushing td's - but running yards + intervals > than QB yards intervals

plus more likley to get minus for int's than fumbles

El Padrino said...

"Who wants some of that action"

Rodgers will

I'll take a week bet.

El Padrino said...

Colon

failed drug test

tem said...

jones drew is crashing to late round 2 i bet. might fall past that.

Aitch said...

" grab as much touchdown scorers as possible"

Knows English.

El Padrino said...

that's played out aitch

Keef said...

just like rushing td's - but running yards + intervals > than QB yards intervals



The intervals are greater because QBs throw for more yards than RBs run. If a QB throws for 300, they'll still get more pts than a RB who runs for 100. And they throw at least twice as many TD as RB get

Keef said...

that's played out aitch



nope

Keef said...

Rodgers will

I'll take a week bet.



Perfect.

Keef said...

So are you betting that Rodgers will throw for 5000 or that any QB will?

El Padrino said...

If a QB throws for 300, they'll still get more pts than a RB who runs for 100. And they throw at least twice as many TD as RB get

elite rb runs for more than 100 (and by a wider margin) yards more often than an elite qb throws for than 300 *typically*

Here is the main crux, I can get a QB later that will be more than serviceable with 300 yard games and the like whereas if I dont get an elite RB in the first round I'm stuck with alot of mediocre shit and 2rb systems and injury prone guys

drafting rice/foster is smart they are HORSES

we are both right but for my taste due to all kinds of factors i want the RB

more depth in case of injury also a factor, if rodgers goes down you are probably starting a mid week waiver pick up, if ray rice goes down chances are i have either his backup or 2 comptent rb's and use a wr flex to pcik up the slack

El Padrino said...

"So are you betting that Rodgers will throw for 5000 or that any QB will?"

i'll take field
i was just prognasticating

El Padrino said...

all ff strategy goes out the window at some point when luck takes over anyway

last year i had gronk and jimmy graham, i trade gronk in week 5 because charles went down i think

look what ended up happening with the gronkster

he mashed all year long could have easily sustained the charles loss with a backup or WW pick up and rode those two white horses

Keef said...

Bet is on LOW

El Padrino said...

that thing still live

shit didnt know that

Keef said...

yeah. There's a suite picture on it

Keef said...

The picture on top

Keef said...

Not that ugly one under it

El Padrino said...

This Charles/Hillis combo is going to be ill son.

El Padrino said...

Cheifs are going to be my cover dogs for this year. Last year the Bills were fantastic at that.

El Padrino said...

i miss betting

ns

El Padrino said...

my cuz likes mc coy over rice

we aren't speaking

El Padrino said...

love seeing people reach for dt on the broncos because peyton is throwing the balls now

El Padrino said...

LL Cool J went all TP on a homeless dude in his crib

Keef said...

love seeing people reach for dt on the broncos because peyton is throwing the balls now




What does that even mean?

Keef said...

thomas?

El Padrino said...

bow wow is gay

El Padrino said...

yeah i cant sepll demaryious

El Padrino said...

nickelback is engaged to avril lavigne

Keef said...

fucking canada

Spaceman Spiff said...

DAT ASSSSSSSSSS

El Padrino said...

that is crazy

Keef said...

finally. Where you been?

Spaceman Spiff said...

i moved, haven;t worked for a month, been chillin, probably won;t have full web/LOV capabilities at new job i will be starting late this week or next week

Keef said...

sadderday
:(



/LP

tem said...

spiff is taking a job without full web capabilities?

El Padrino said...

you quit, you move and you dont have LOV capabilities?

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK MAN

Keef said...

you quit, you move and you dont have LOV capabilities?



I bet he got married

Spaceman Spiff said...

i'll bet you

tem said...

a damn women* stoled* spiff from lov

El Padrino said...

first jug now spiff

damn you Venus

DAMN YOU!

tem said...

yeah, jug has totally been whipped and shut off.

tem said...

he is now down to like 2% for the summit.

tem said...

of course the summit itself seems to be like 2%

El Padrino said...

it's because jug usually plans it

tem said...

it's because of your face

Keef said...

YOLO

Keef said...

Mets left-hander Johan Santana is not expected to pitch again this season, general manager Sandy Alderson said Wednesday.



He needs a backeotomoy

El Padrino said...

im mad at sandy

Mize said...

"it's because jug usually plans it"


Because he's got the hotel and rental car military discount hookup.


/breaks new van
//Sadderday
/// :(

El Padrino said...

piece

Mize said...

How dumb is it for Stern to let the Nyets team colors just be black & white.

Keef said...

I dunno. How dumb is it?

Mize said...

Tom Brady will crack the 5000 yard mark this season

Mize said...

"I dunno. How dumb is it?"


Impossibly dumb.

Aitch said...

Why?

kod said...

small town newspapers get the craziest editorials, I swear they'll print anything. I thought this was interesting on gay marriage from today:


"We should be able to have a difference of opinion without being disrespectful."

true!! great point!! thumbs up!!

In the same article, he also states

"If we approve of same-sex-marriage it would be no different than approving of murder"

Total...wait? what? AYFKM Mr. Respectful?

Mize said...

"Why?"

Boring, difficult to market, ugly.

Mize said...

Breer's released Randy Wolf today. Good for them. Now dump T-POT

tem said...

"If we approve of same-sex-marriage it would be no different than approving of murder"

if we replace same-sex marriage with incest then you could have written that editorial.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Arguably Cleveland's best defensive player, Haden was kicked off the practice field Wednesday by coach Pat Shurmur, who felt the third-year cornerback was being too physical with rookie wide receiver Travis Benjamin during a passing drill "

hilarity

Keef said...

if we replace same-sex marriage with incest then you could have written that editorial.



^^^

Keef said...

NY guy got a claim involving a rapper in Cali who was in his car and there was a drive-by. 7 bullets went into his car and he was hit by 3 of them.

Mize said...

"NY guy got a claim involving a rapper in Cali who was in his car and there was a drive-by. 7 bullets went into his car and he was hit by 3 of them."


So that gets the big, old school, DENIED stamp, doesn't it?

Keef said...

He's our insured. He can use collision coverage. No idear who shot at him.
NY guy axed him who shot at him, so we can subrogate them. Dude laughs and says "I dunno. Some haters". (NS)

Keef said...

But if it was him shooting at someone else, yeah, probably would be denied

tem said...

Bullet collision coverage?

Spaceman Spiff said...

sounds more like comprehensive coverage

Keef said...

that's what I meant

Keef said...

my bad

tem said...

keith got skooled by spiff in his own subject.

Keef said...

Yeah. That was embarrassing

Jugdish said...

it's because jug usually plans it

i address this a little in tomorrow's post. i have some financial and time restrictions this year. I could probably pull off a new orleans weekend.

Jugdish said...

cmjug was "reminding" me that i need to be better about locking doors as she was walking out to the fridge in the garage to get another beer...so i closed and locked the door


face!

Mize said...

Too bad LP's not going to NOLA with the boys

tem said...

I could do new Orleans.

tem said...

Fucking llws doesn't give those kids enough errors. Fucking ball hit this kids' glove and he dropped it. Then he threw a bullet to 3b, but 3b gets scared and oles it. It hit the screen and bounced back so the runner didn't score but it should have been an error on the catch and an error (on either RF or 3b on the throw)

tem said...

Next play ground ball gets by center fielder and the runner from 2nd scores, no error, CF would have had a play on him at the plate if he didn't boot the ball.

Mize said...

I want to do NOLA, but flights look too steep for me. Whatever.

Keef said...

I am approximately 0% for a summit

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