Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Post ASAP

Fucking traffic did it again. I needed a smooth ride to work because I was running late. That didn't happen. Whoever is in charge of traffic sucks. Yesterday was a breeze which was nice, but today sucked.

Nothing pisses me off more than traffic. Nothing pisses me off faster than traffic. I have zero tolerance for traffic. If I ever go apeshit and kill a bunch of people it will be because of traffic.

Penn State dropped Sweet Caroline from its playlist at games. 1) it is funny that this qualifies as an ESPN headline. 2) good because the song is about being a pedhophile and should be dropped by everyone who plays it. Anyone who likes that song is just as good as a pedophile and should be killed. Along with anyone who practices incest /kod

Aitch, Pats extend Hernandez, doesn't that mean this is Welker's last season? They won't have the cash to pay him too. How does that make you feel?

Didn't Keith go to both summits?

I hope Steven Jackson and Jamaal Charles are BEASTS this year.

LOV draft is this saturday at noon? I won't make that. I'll be either watching the Kenyon vs Bluffton game or watching all the real College Football Games at a bar or something. Better set my rankings. Maybe I can get some good players.

Oh there is apparently an tOSU game too, so tailgating might be in order.

Bill Nye the Science Guy looks like an older version of Tosh. Is he Tosh's dad?

Pirates put forth a good effort, but they are in trouble. Might not even get .500. Fucking Pirates. I boat* a hat.

Saw this on CNN "What young men still don't get about rape." I didn't click on it.

" southern California man killed by a grizzly bear in Alaska's backcountry was shooting photos of the animal that killed him just moments before the attack, a National Park Service official said Sunday."

The bear didn't like his picture being taken. Don't fuck with bears.




216 comments:

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Beth said...

Bears are godless killing machines, I thought everyone knew that.

Keef said...

Yesterday was a breeze which was nice, but today sucked



Monday & Friday traffic is usually a breeze

Keef said...

Didn't Keith go to both summits?


No

Mize said...

I hate truckers

tem said...

so this summit goes something like this:

tem - interested
keith - out
meiz - out
kod - ??
beth - ??
el pad - out
jug - interested
tyler - ??
spiff - ??
blue - ??
tp - ??

tem said...

monday traffic usually sucks here

Beth said...

Isn't H also interested tem?

tem said...

i knew i would forget someone

tem said...

H - interested
tem - interested
keith - out
meiz - out
kod - ??
beth - ??
el pad - out
jug - interested
tyler - ??
spiff - ??
blue - ??
tp - ??

Aitch said...

" Aitch, Pats extend Hernandez, doesn't that mean this is Welker's last season? They won't have the cash to pay him too. How does that make you feel?"

I'm ok with it. He's good but getting up there in age and wants a multiyear, big money deal. Hernandez can do the same thing he does for you as far as being a possession receiver, plus block and be a deep threat amd is obviously way younger. If you're gonna give out a big money deal to a WR, it's gotta be someone who stretches the field.

Aitch said...

" so this summit goes something like this:

tem - interested
keith - out
meiz - out
kod - ??
beth - ??
el pad - out
jug - interested
tyler - ??
spiff - ??
blue - ??
tp - ??"

Fuck you.

Aitch said...

"Isn't H also interested tem?"

Beth knows.

tem said...

yeah, i knew i would forget someone. lists are hard.

tem said...

sincere apologies.

tem said...

welker stretches the field side to side.

Aitch said...

" lists are hard."

LMC!

/EP

tem said...

from yahoo! "49-year-old gives birth to her own grandson "


why is that news? happens all the time in wava? /tem

Beth said...

"yeah, i knew i would forget someone. lists are hard."

Kinda funny though that you forgot someone who has actually been to a summit with you.

Aitch said...

" from yahoo! "49-year-old gives birth to her own grandson ""

Surrogate? NS

Aitch said...

" Kinda funny though that you forgot someone who has actually been to a summit with you."

Beth muthafuckin KNOWS!

tem said...

Surrogate? NS


yes

tem said...

"Kinda funny though that you forgot someone who has actually been to a summit with you."

it is funny. two summits even.

Aitch said...

Apparently I wasn't memorable enough at the Summits. Guess I was too quiet, shy, and reserved.

tem said...

i just suck at lists. always forget someone.

Blue said...

blue is intererested, but probably out

0%

Blue said...

then i'll be pissed for like 3 months that i didn't go

Keef said...

A red kangaroo can leap 10 feet in the air.

Aitch said...

The midget must be too busy working om his flawed draft strategy to comment this morning.

Keef said...

Kinda funny though that you forgot someone who would probably be the most butthurt that you forgot them.

*fized

wadr

Mize said...

I am Summit interested pending flight cost.

Keef said...

Reds game was suite last night. Saw a pitcher hit a HR.
And saw Aroldis Chapman pitch, although the fastest pitch he threw was only 98.

Mize said...

"The midget must be too busy working om his flawed draft strategy to comment this morning."


RUNNING BACKS ARE THE MOST VALUABLE IN PPR LEAGUES.

/LP

El Padrino said...

i'm always interested

0%

Keef said...

My $ league draft is tonight. I have no idear* what pick I'll have. I guess I should of* picked the order ahead of time.

Blue said...

take a-rodg no matter what pick you have

Aitch said...

" Kinda funny though that you forgot someone who would probably be the most butthurt that you forgot them."

Because clearly I was sincerely hurt...

Aitch said...

" although the fastest pitch he threw was only 98."

Only.

tem said...

H - interested
tem - interested
keith - out
meiz - interested - cost
kod - ??
beth - ??
el pad - out
jug - interested
tyler - ??
spiff - ??
blue - interested - needs permission
tp - ??

El Padrino said...

Only.

he throws 105 bro

El Padrino said...

read a book

El Padrino said...

welker playing for a long term deal is music to fantasy owners ears

El Padrino said...

off the remainder of the week

say word

El Padrino said...

pizza beer and online $$ draft tonight

then wed live draft in coney island

then relaxing even took off from other job

didnt even have to use the ak

Keef said...

welker playing for a long term deal is music to fantasy owners ears



Except for fantasy owners that think RBs are the be all end all

Aitch said...

"he throws 105 bro"

No shit?

Mize said...

Remember when Kevin Smith dropped a hot 40 one week last year? That rooled because I had him in 2 leagues.

El Padrino said...

"Except for fantasy owners that think RBs are the be all end all"

who?
not this guy

El Padrino said...

i'm loading up on wr

El Padrino said...

it's a passing league bro

get a clue

Keef said...

There's a load on your face

El Padrino said...

i missed meiz instrumental video from yesterday

El Padrino said...

cmep is tight this league is $300

El Padrino said...

better than losin 300 a week on gambling i told her

she shut up real quick

Keef said...

grate rationale

(S)

ToddPacker said...

"better than losin 300 a week on gambling"

did ep just admit he sucks at gambling?

Blue said...

as if we didn't know that already

El Padrino said...

everyone sucks at gambling

Keef said...

But not everyone acts like they're the best at it

El Padrino said...

you need some more confidence keef

El Padrino said...

yo did you see the last real sports

great piece on Gruden he is an ANIMAL

El Padrino said...

almost got dusty in the house during the steve gleason piece

Mize said...

"i missed meiz instrumental video from yesterday"


Pardon?

Mize said...

"you need some more confidence keef"


See?

/Mize

Keef said...

you need some more confidence keef



I'm confident, just not arrogant

Keef said...

being able to grasp what my limits are ≠ lack of confidence

El Padrino said...

Pardon?

how to video
instead i got a song that has been played out since May

El Padrino said...

i have no limits

WORK

tem said...

work

Mize said...

"how to video
instead i got a song that has been played out since May"


My bad. I was tired, and didn't feel like finding a good *instrumental video.

El Padrino said...

yeah well you ruined my day so thanks alot asshole

El Padrino said...

4th time ive passed the new Barclays Center downtown and have yet to understand why it looks like there is rust surronding the building

looks like Clifford the Big Red Dog dropped a deuce on Atlantic Ave

ns

El Padrino said...

the home where cassius clay was born on slae for 50K in

pretty cheap

Aitch said...

"i missed meiz instrumental video from yesterday"

Gems

tem said...

"and have yet to understand why it looks like there is rust surronding the building"

go to yahoo! they have an article explaining it.

tem said...

"Weathering steel — often known by its old brand name, Cor-Ten — develops a fine layer of rust, which then acts as a protective coating against moisture, slowing its own corrosion process almost to a stop. While it can look suspiciously unfinished to the casual observer, it has many fans in the world of art and architecture."

tem said...

its getting popular, but it stains the surrounding stuff.

tem said...

so basically when it rains the sidewalk will get rust puddles and rust stains.

so will the winders*

El Padrino said...

it looks like dog shit

tem said...

yeah it seems to fall under the "its so ugly that rich people think it is pretty" category.

tem said...

rich counter culture?

El Padrino said...

fucking rich people

El Padrino said...

just applied for a writing gig with SNY Sports


ns


laugh heartily now

Mize said...

"just applied for a writing gig with SNY Sports


ns


laugh heartily now"


You need to tweet this so Hyatt can laugh with us, too.

Keef said...

"it looks like dog shit"


It's in Brooklyn. They didn't want it to stand out.

tem said...

"just applied for a writing gig with SNY Sports"

why?

tem said...

writers get paid little cash and do lots of work.

writing seems to suck.

El Padrino said...

"why?"

kicking the tires

tem said...

why don't you apply at mcdonalds? kick the tires there. it would be a better job.

Keef said...

lawyers are the worse

tem said...

even kod probably agrees

Mize said...

"why don't you apply at mcdonalds? kick the tires there. it would be a better job."


I was thinking about this. I don't know a single person that's worked at McDonalds that says it sucked/sucks. Just the low pay for crew members.

Mize said...

I don't think EP is built to deal face to face with people though.

Keef said...

I don't know a single person that's worked at McDonalds

Keef said...

I don't think EP is built to deal face to face with people though.



fo sho

Keef said...

I went to the game last night with a buddy of mine who's a mgr at HD. I tolt* him I wanted to transfer to another dept in the store, like work in a specific dept. I'd probably have to work a few hours on weekends but I wouldn't have to work every night during the week. And I'd get a bump in pay doing it.

El Padrino said...

"why don't you apply at mcdonalds? kick the tires there. it would be a better job."

i dont time have time for that shit, looking to be mobile, not on a schedule

El Padrino said...

"I don't think EP is built to deal face to face with people though.



fo sho"

are you people stoned?

the fuck do you call bartending, at first WAITERING

i worked in rite aid for like 7 years

El Padrino said...

you guys have resorted to just throwing out random shit based on conspiracies and personal opinions

Keef said...

Uh oh, LP is busting out CAPS LOCK

El Padrino said...

"I don't think EP is built to deal face to face with people though."

says the guy who LOST HIS SHIT daily when dealing with people face to face


jesus

what a joke of a comment

what the fuck do you think i do now telemarketing?

Keef said...

LP can deal with you face to face, as long as you are agreeable with him

El Padrino said...

keef can deal with people face to face as long as they are grammatically correct

El Padrino said...

like work in a specific dept.

paint

Keef said...

nah, paint would suck. And the mgr of the paint dept is a fat bitch who wears jorts that are painted on and she just started like a month ago. I'd work in either plumbing or hardware or flooring

Beth said...

"I don't know a single person that's worked at McDonalds"

Yes you do, if you consider that you "know" me.

I worked the BEAST'S drive-thru for 1 summer when I was 15.

And yeah, it sucked.

Keef said...

well then

El Padrino said...

how can it not suck

of course it sucks

tem said...

"I'd probably have to work a few hours on weekends but I wouldn't have to work every night during the week. And I'd get a bump in pay doing it. "

sounds good

Beth said...

And I gained like 10 lbs (ns). No idea if they still do this but employees got to eat all the leftover food at closing.

So of course right before close we'd make a bunch of new stuff so that we could eat it ourselves.

El Padrino said...

of course, custom shit i imagine too

Keef said...

And I gained like 10 lbs (ns).



Yeah, we saw it

/Teej

tem said...

"And I gained like 10 lbs (ns). "

that was just a baby. you got knocked up and didn't know it.

tem said...


it was your prom night dumpster baby

tem said...

"what the fuck do you think i do now telemarketing?"

you're a telemarketer?

i thought it was something with stocks. i need to pay attention more.

El Padrino said...

stop it

Keef said...

You thought it was stock market. You got your markets mixed up

tem said...

i guess so. what's el pad sell?

Keef said...

gambling advise*

tem said...

and don't say foot long mozz. i know that isn't real.

Keef said...

the fuck do you call bartending, at first WAITERING



Those are people at weddings or whatever, everyone is in a good mood. I bet if you had to deal with someone who was pissed off it would be go time.

tem said...

being a telemarketer he probably gets to talk to pissed people all the time.

El Padrino said...

"I bet if you had to deal with someone who was pissed off it would be go time."


aitch, keef meant this for you

El Padrino said...

"everyone is in a good mood"

shit than everyone didnt get the memo

tem said...

than they didn't

Keef said...

than you should give them a memo

El Padrino said...

i'll draft one up

Keef said...

i'll draft one up



than you should have someone edit it

tem said...

no, he needs to work on his writing for the paper.

tem said...

he needs to get out of this telemarketing so he can go to summits.

Keef said...

LP will never attend a summit. Ever

tem said...

twhnbs

El Padrino said...

"than you should have someone edit it"

no, i'm starting an anti-grammar movement in writing

gonna be awesome

El Padrino said...

just had a thought

keef should be an editor!

Keef said...

You've had that thought before

tem said...

he can have it again.

Keef said...

::nodding head::

/darwin

tem said...

"A 15-year-old girl hit him with her car, another car swerved, and a third car driven by a 17-year-old ran him over, CNN affiliate KECI reported."

only teenagers drive in montana.

El Padrino said...

chris cooley released

tem said...

erik bedard released

Keef said...

on LP's face

Blue said...

who knew that Brian Westbrook hadn't retired yet

Blue said...

i finally got a couple of soft commits from a couple 4star guys.

i don't have any more games, so not sure how guys can come on campus visits.

Keef said...

You can still lose soft commit guys

Blue said...

i know...but this late in the game, highly unlikely

Blue said...

i'm #1 on the list of my top 12 guys...with one exception...some 5star tackle who seems to like tOSU and Wisconsin better.

tem said...

"so not sure how guys can come on campus visits."

bye weeks they can come.

"some 5star tackle who seems to like tOSU and Wisconsin better."

i dropped out of this running. i only hav 9 scholarships left.

tem said...

i need to play tonight.

my internet has been fubar though. hopefully i can get it to work well enough.

new router arrives tomorrow.

El Padrino said...

temhio internets are fucked?

why fhy?

Aitch said...

" I was thinking about this. I don't know a single person that's worked at McDonalds that says it sucked/sucks. Just the low pay for crew members"

I worked for the BEAST for 4 years. It sucked.

Mize said...

"i know...but this late in the game, highly unlikely"


Signing day is is February

Aitch said...

I've also worked as a proof editor for a newspaper. In EP's defense, a lot of writers have awful grammar. That's why newspapers employ editors.

Good luck with the SNY gig, bro. NS

Mize said...

"I worked for the BEAST for 4 years. It sucked."

Interesting

El Padrino said...

In EP's defense, a lot of writers have awful grammar

gee thanks

Keef said...

i know...but this late in the game, highly unlikely



Not really. I've had guys switch commitments during the last week or 2

Keef said...

"some 5star tackle who seems to like tOSU and Wisconsin better."



I'm SAS that I'm in the running for that guy considering I didn't start recruiting him until about week 8

Keef said...

tOSU's beatdown of Sconnie should help open the gap, though

Keef said...

mize,
Remember that game? That was awesome

El Padrino said...

plus you are tOSU

name alone should bring in top recruits

Keef said...

That TAInt at the end of the game was grate.

Mize said...

"That TAInt at the end of the game was grate."

I didn't know my backup couldn't get the ball 25 yards downfield.

tem said...

Just my wireless router is broke. The rest of temhio is solid.

El Padrino said...

i dont htink i have a wireless router is that possible?

Keef said...

I didn't know my backup couldn't get the ball 25 yards downfield.



I honestly don't know why you tried to throw the ball so much

Mize said...

"I honestly don't know why you tried to throw the ball so much"


I tolt you weeks ago I get bored on offense. Plus, my line wasnt getting any push.

Keef said...

i dont htink i have a wireless router is that possible?



You have a desktop. Do you carry it around the house or does it just sit in one spot next to your cable modem?

El Padrino said...

i dont have a desktop

Mize said...

I'm gonna try to dupe some kid into trading me Matt Forte.

Keef said...

Do you use the laptop around the house? Or does it just sit on the desk?

Mize said...

It cracks me up at how many people around here list apartments to rent online & on craigslist, but won't even provide pictures.

Mize said...

Amazing 1BR apartment in the heart of Cedarburg! $550/mo, no photos.

:/

El Padrino said...

Do you use the laptop around the house? Or does it just sit on the desk?

around the house
i have a router with lines into it from outside

i guess it's wireless if i use the laptop around the house

plus my tv is wifi
and our phones and the Wii

Aitch said...

Gems

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

fucking LP

El Padrino said...

not sure why they call it wireless if there are wires going into it

always thought a wireless router was this little box thing with an antenna or two

live and learn

El Padrino said...

piece

kod said...

"even kod probably agrees"



many are; it's one of the main reasons I became one myself (ns)....how else can you beat them at their own game?

kod said...

"kod - ??"


on a scale of 1-10 on how much I want to go (10 being the highest)...it's between a 9 and 10


on a scale of 1-10 on how likely I am to be able to get the time away from work to go....probably about a 3


faaak

Mize said...

"around the house
i have a router with lines into it from outside

i guess it's wireless if i use the laptop around the house

plus my tv is wifi
and our phones and the Wii"


Oh. My. God.

Tyler said...

"so this summit goes something like this:"

I think I am out. We're trying to buy a house (this apparently got bumped up to Defcon 1 in the last couple of days) so I can't spend $700+ on debauchery. Unless we're talking about Vegas where I can drive there. The plane ticket is the killer.

Tyler said...

I also am aware that the Dodgers have turned into a combination of the Yankees (spending a lot of cash money) and Boston (because they just got half of their team). I apologize. In true Dodger fashion, they will miss the Wild Card this year. Or get swept in the first round.

Keef said...

The plane ticket is the killer.



^^^^^

Tyler said...

If you want to call the Dodgers the Boston Yankees or the New York Red Sawx, I will not argue.

Tyler said...

Like an idiot, I made CMTyler drive by an awesome house last night that we can't afford. So I am kind of in the doghouse.

Keef said...

Dawdjahs

Tyler said...

I am also going to an Oktoberfest on Oct 7th and CMTyler usually gets mad at me for making her drive all the way out there and then I get drunk. Sooooooooo, there's that too. Mitigating factors I believe they're called.

Tyler said...

Dawdjahs

We should trademark that. How much does it cost to trademark something?

Keef said...

Maybe it's just Dawjahs

Mize said...

"Like an idiot, I made CMTyler drive by an awesome house last night that we can't afford. So I am kind of in the doghouse."


If you can't afford it, it isn't awesome.

Tyler said...

Dawjahs

Tyler said...

If you can't afford it, it isn't awesome.

No. It is THE awesome house.

Tyler said...

And it's JUST out of our price range. Which makes it hurt even more.

Tyler said...

It'll have like 10 offers on it anyway and then it will be bidded up WAY past a sane price. I would need to win like $20k from a lottery scratcher or something to be in the hunt.

Mize said...

Oh. Well, okay.

Keef said...

I have the #6 pick. I like middle of the round picks

Keef said...

got arodg with the 6th pick

Keef said...

1st qb taken

Keef said...

graham 2nd

Mize said...

ARod 6th? Wowzers.

Keef said...

6th round and i don't have a rb yet

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