Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Let's bang this out

Alright let's get to it and bang this out. Preseason football has started. Cmtem does not like watching Raider games with me. It is probably because I have watched so many Bengals games over the years that I know Carson Palmer's cadence now and I mimic it. WHITE NINETY WHITE HUT. Sometimes he does another WHITE NINETY, but not in preseason. Also I am not sure the last word is hut, it kind of sounds like a climaxing noise. By the way Matt Leinart says WHITE EIGHTY, WHITE HUT. I didn't watch to see if Pryor said WHITE SEVENTY. I suspect he probably did not. Anyway, I love football.


So I don't know why but I get mad when people who were never in the military wear dog tags. I guess I feel like those are something you should earn by serving in the military. Jug, how do military folk feel about this? I don't know why it isn't a bigger deal. I would be really pissed if I had served in the military and all these people who never served were walking around with them on. I hear the argument that wearing them is supposed to show support, but that is bullshit. The dogtags are what you get for serving. They are earned, you shouldn't be able to just go buy them and wear them for support. Support the troops by flying a flag or wearing a ribbon or something. Don't steal their dog tags. They earned those and only they should wear them. Fucking posers, stealing dog tags. Maybe after wearing the dog tags you can support our olympians by walking around with a gold medal on. Or support the Giants by wearing a Super Bowl ring.


I am pretty sure the Pirates are starting their fade now. I am pretty hopeful that they can finish above .500, but I don't see them winning that division or getting either wild card. The division is pretty much a no-go, that second wild card is the goal. I don't see it happening though.


I figured out how to get my ipod to play at work. Now I need to figure out how loud I can play the music without other people hearing it. I should just say fuck it and blast it.


Hey Catholics, tomorrow is a Holy Day of Obligation. Go to church.


I won $250 in a raffle for a church back home that my mom entered me in. The priest dude called me to congratulate me. I figured he would ask for money, but he didn't. He just wanted to congratulate me. I thought that was wierd.


Replacement refs were bad, but they'll come around. It isn't like we don't complain about the regular refs all the time anyway.


I suck at this ESPN streak for the cash. I think my longest streak is 3. That is terrible. Who would have thought I would be bad at picking things??


So this Campaign movie with Will Ferrel was OK. I rank it behind Ted though and behind 21 Jump Street. Seriously, 21 Jump Street was sneaky funny. Great movie nobody talks about. You shot my dick off is classic.

113 comments:

Blue said...

I would have thought that

tem said...

accept my xbox friend request

Blue said...

i looked for it, can't find it

tem said...

that is believable.

Blue said...

i went to my xbox live friends thing

Mize said...

Tem is a black cowboy on Xbox. It's not a spammer.

Blue said...

i don't know shit about xbox friends

El Padrino said...

im home today

El Padrino said...

anyone else sick of WWF?

Mize said...

I got sick of it as soon as I figured out a few of my friends were cheaters

Mize said...

So like 2 weeks

tem said...

i've got nothing today. i am spent and about to kill some lawyers in the office.

Keef said...

Mother lions with cubs about the same age form groups called creches.

Keef said...

big morning

Blue said...

super


it's because EP is home...he carries this place

El Padrino said...

good point

Keef said...

the only thing that LP carries is hep c

Keef said...

S

Keef said...

Fucking NY parenting

El Padrino said...

hope she dies

Keef said...

I want this season of ncaa overwith. I've got some suite recruits for next season

Blue said...

she's a jersey girl...bridge and tunnel chick..

don't blame NYC for that

Blue said...

"I want this season of ncaa overwith. I've got some suite recruits for next season"

^^^^


didn't help that I started the season behind the 8-ball with a simulated loss to Michigan State.

Mize said...

I'm getting good at avoiding actual work. I think I belong in this department. I don't know how we get anything done.

Aitch said...

" anyone else sick of WWF?"

SongPop

tem said...

i should be able to play tonight.

Blue said...

"I'm getting good at avoiding actual work. I think I belong in this department. I don't know how we get anything done."

welcome to the club

Blue said...

i like to do my recruiting at work

Keef said...

she's a jersey girl...bridge and tunnel chick..

don't blame NYC for that




Tomayto, tomahto

Mize said...

I take it you paid for that feature?

Mize said...

LP used to say he worked on Wall Street while working in Jersey.

Then the Wall Street guys got blamed for the financial collapse.

Therefore, tomayto/tomahto.

It's all LP's fault.

tem said...

"I take it you paid for that feature?"

what?

Mize said...

Oh, and LP stopped saying he worked on Wall Street. Tomayto/tomahto

tem said...

he stopped because he got occupied and is a 1 percenter

Keef said...

Billy Hamilton is badass

tem said...

who is billy hamilton?

tem said...

other than some badass

Keef said...

Reds minor leaguer. He has like 140 SB this year

Aitch said...

" Reds minor leaguer. He has like 140 SB this year"

They were talking about him here a couple weeks ago. I think as someone the host thought the Sox should try to acquire.

Blue said...

"I take it you paid for that feature?"

come again?

Keef said...

Me & NY guy just had a pizza discussion. He obviously thinks Chicago pie is trash

Blue said...

well of course

ToddPacker said...

"Chicago pie is trash"

common knowledge

Keef said...

His argument was the pizza is too thick. Then I axed him if he ate NY pizza 2 slices at a time like most NYers. He said yeah. I axed him how that was different than eating 1 thick slice of pizza. I got a ::flank steak::

Blue said...

2 slices at a time seems ghey

Keef said...

common knowledge



Your football coach sucks

ToddPacker said...

"2 slices at a time seems ghey"

yeah, is Keith talking about folding a slice in half

ToddPacker said...

"Your football coach sucks"

true

tem said...

yeah folding

ToddPacker said...

"Your football coach sucks"

still sas he was able to beat tOSU

Keef said...

still sas he was able to beat tOSU



That's because tOSU had Adam Sandler coaching them

Keef said...

yeah, is Keith talking about folding a slice in half



Yeah, that too. Same concept

Blue said...

oh, see, i was imagining two slices and folding those over

tem said...

that would be crazy

Blue said...

sometimes I like NY style pizza, sometimes I like chicago style


I go to sbarros and old chicago

authentic

tem said...

sbarros is as real as it gets

Blue said...

they make their own mozz

Keef said...

I don't dislike NY pizza. I just like Chicago more

tem said...

i believe sbarro invented mozz

Blue said...

ocho headbutted his wife

Keef said...

no way

Blue said...

it's true

tem said...

she head butted him.

tem said...

"Woman poisons boyfriend with Visine "


damn women

Mize said...

I prefer NY pizza. It is supreme.

Blue said...

suite crash

Blue said...

listening to the ocho 911 call she seems very calm

Blue said...

also very manly, must take a lot of testosterone (s)

Blue said...

i hate nicki minaj

Keef said...

cuz she's black

Blue said...

no, because she's trash

Blue said...

and british

El Padrino said...

"don't blame NYC for that"

she is from ny
in fact only sammi from that show is actually from nj

El Padrino said...

meiz when someone says they work on "Wall St" they dont actually mean they work on the street in lower manhattan named Wall St.

they mean they work for an investment bank or brokerage house

retart

El Padrino said...

chicago pizza is NOT pizza

colov

suite ass casserole dish though

Blue said...

most people think it's the sauce that makes a good pizza

some people say the cheese

others the crust.


I disagree with all of that

Keef said...

it's the dipping sauce that comes with it that makes a good pizza

Keef said...

That's why Papa John's is decent enough

Keef said...

Horshack died

El Padrino said...

first read that as hornacek

UTARRRRRRR

Keef said...

Fucking NYC doctors

El Padrino said...

dont see anything wrong with that

those machines run themselves

Keef said...

you were probably watching porn while cmlp was in labor


S

Keef said...

wall

Mize said...

There is nothing quite as horrifying as getting home from work, taking a dump, and the toilet paper comes back blood-red. But then you wipe your ass again, and it turns out to be red shit.

El Padrino said...

interesting

Mize said...

Minute Maid fruit punch

tem said...

blood red shit

Keef said...

interesting


Different than the word I was thinking

El Padrino said...

"Minute Maid fruit punch"

you take this acting black thing WAYYY too far

Mize said...

My goodness, yes.

Keef said...

fruit punch is delicious

Mize said...

Only darkies drink fruit punch

/LP

Keef said...

I bet LP would use a different word than darkies

Keef said...

I heard him say it once before

Mize said...

I'm pretty sure he would

Keef said...

"Ridiculous" is an excellent word to describe the numbers Chapman is piling up this year.
• Start with this one: 106 strikeouts, 25 hits. Unless something bizarre happens, this man's numbers project out to make him the first relief pitcher in history with 110 more strikeouts than hits. Crazy.
• Then there's this: This fellow is averaging nearly 17 strikeouts per nine innings (16.74, to be exact). How many other pitchers in history have done that? None, of course.
• OK, next up: The batting average of the 216 hitters who have had the misfortune to step into the box against Chapman this year is an insane .127. Want to guess how many pitchers in the live-ball era have proved to be that unhittable in any season of 50 innings or more? Not a one. (The record is .133 against Eric Gagne in his ultra-dominating Cy Young season in 2003.)
• Meanwhile, talk about dominating his league: Chapman's ERA against the NL this year -- in 47 trips to the mound -- is (ready for this?) 0.17. That's 51 2/3 innings, one earned run. NL hitters have batted .099 against him (17-for-172). He has faced 190 hitters in his own league. Just 34 have reached base.
• Then there are all the strikeouts. Do you realize this guy is piling up more than four strikeouts for every hit he allows (4.24, to be precise)? Once again, nobody has ever done that in a year in which he pitched this many innings. Only Gagne in 2003 (3.7) and Billy Wagner in 1999 (3.5) have even approached it.
• Bet you didn't know that Chapman has more strikeouts than the Opening Day starters for 11 teams … or that he has struck out more hitters than two pitchers who made the All-Star team (Matt Harrison, Wade Miley), as well as Vogelsong … or that he would lead four teams in strikeouts (A's, Royals, Blue Jays, Rockies).



Redonk

Keef said...

Gonna go see The Campaign this weekend

Mize said...

I have a goddamn headache

Keef said...

maybe it's from all the blood you lost

Mize said...

Heyoooo

ToddPacker said...

sotp started hs today.... I'm fuckin old

tem said...

Haha. I forgot I was a black cowboy

tem said...

Also I like Jeremy irons as an actor.

tem said...

And James woods and Louis gosset Jr. I think you could make a real low budget shawshank with those 3 guys.

tem said...

I'm on the fence about this penny from big bang theory chick.

tem said...

Definitely hot, maybe really hot.

Mize said...

"sotp started hs today.... I'm fuckin old"

ON AUGUST 14???

Keef said...

School started here 2 weeks ago

Keef said...

I have 6 charges on my credit card statement for a total of $136 on FB. Wft

Keef said...

WHITE JESUS!

Mize said...

"I have 6 charges on my credit card statement for a total of $136 on FB. Wft"


The fuck?

Blue said...

facebook stock is going so poorly that they just start charging you now

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