Friday, August 24, 2012

It's all about health.

National Football League Preview - 2012 El Padrino edition, brought to you by $1 DEP Sport Hair Gel, if you have thinning hair make it worse by rubbing DEP's all new Sport Hold Ocean Blue Hair Gel into it!  Available nationwide.

NFC EAST

GGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN (12-4) - Probably a first round exit in the playoffs.  It's just the way the NFL is built now.  Teams never run the table from start to finish like the old days of the power Bills, Cowboys and 49ers.  Now we expect the top seed to go down in flames especially when facing the "hot team" that was dead 3 weeks ago.  Shit the Giants mastered that.  Fucking owned it.  18-0 Pats?  No problem.  15-1 Green Bay?  Eat a dick.  Anyway this team is stacked.  The schedule is tough but it usually is and chances are one of these "tough" teams will have a rough year.  They have a ridiculous offense despite the fact they cannot run the ball well up front.  If David Wilson remains healthy, as a rookie, he can be the answer.  Nicks will be fine.  Cruz is uncoverable.  I had my doubts but seriously he is uncoverable.  The defense will give up yards but when you have FOUR legitimate pass rushing threats on the field at the same time it's an unreal advantage.  Especially in today's game where passing is everyones cup of tea. 

I know this is Giant colored glasses and I have pass on writing the Giants previews in years past for this very reason I get way too jacked up about my teams but especially the Giants.  Just my favorite thing ever to talk about.  I still think this is a failry accurate preview.  This is NOT an 8-8 team.  They should at least, if I were a cynic, have 10 wins.

EAGLES (10-6)
Hate them but I'm actually a bit frightened by them.  I think the defense they have over there, with a year and full training camp under their collective belts, is NASTY.  McCoy is a top back, DeSean got paid and says he is 100% focused which is fucking dangerous because he can wake up in the middle of April and return a punt 99 yeards for a score and Maclin is almost uncoverable in his own right.  This is a very good football team that now adds some emotional steam behind a dopey yet successful head coach.  It's all depends on the health of Mike Vick.  I have to be honest the Eagles could have done what the Giants did last year.  They were the butt of all the jokes, Dream Team this and so on but they got hot down the stretch and the early swoon was too much to overcome or they could have been holding that Lombardi.  THANK GOD that wasn't the case.  But serious.  This Nick Foles (Fuck Mike Kafka) can throw the pill a bit so even if Vick misses a few games (which is HIGHLY LIKELY) the defense should be able to keep the team afloat.  Vick has only played 16 games once, 2003 I think.  Do with that info as you see fit.

COWBOYS (8-8)
Well they fixed that secondary that is for sure.  Via draft and via cash the secondary should be vastily improved which should help this team close out 4th quarters.  They do have a prolific passing QB in Romo, I won't argue that, but until he shows the stones to win some close games and take a team to the playoffs, and win, he'll never be talked about with the upper echelon of guys throwing pigskin.  I think that is fair.  The offense is very good, when they protect Romo.  They have a killer schedule and a real tough stretch out of the gate.  I think Philly and the Giants are much better than Dallas at this point.   I also think it's possible Jason Garrett will be relieved of his duties at the end of this year.

REDSKINS (6-10)
What?  Even if Griffin III has the same unbelievable season Cammy Cam Cam (possible, kid is a track star with a cannon arm, unreal)  had last year they Panthers still had a losing record.  They signed every WR on the market, none of them are great and they still have a Shanny Roulette RB situation.  Plus this dude and his 175lb frame has to play the Giants twice, Philly twice and if that is not enough he gets the Ravens AND goes to Pittsburgh.  Welcome to the NFL.  By the way, the best player on this defense is 37 years old and calls all the plays.  If Ray Lewis can miss half a year with injury why not Fletch? 

NFC NORTH

GREEN BAY (13-3)  - I think the roster had like 4 guys it doesn't have last year.  I mean this team was sensational last year and they managed to keep it all together again.  I think we are looking at the eventual Champions here.  They had one bad game.  One.  Shit the fucking system was so good the fucking back up QB came in and tossed 6 TD's netting himself millions from the Seahawks.  This was an historic team.  No way around the facts people.  They will dominate again.  If you look at the year the Patriots had after going 18-1 you'll figure out that teams this good don't just disappear.  Pats went 11-5 the next year with a 25% roster turnover WITHOUT TOM BRADY.  This team is not to be fucked around with.

DA BEARS (11-5)
No clue if the offensive line is any better than the past 3 years (what is the deal with that thing) but Cutty certainly has a weapon now in B-Marsh.  If he stays out of trouble, AHIK, could be a nice season for both platyers.  B-Marsh catches ALOT of balls.  The defense is still in the upper tier of NFL defenses and they have a suite home field advantage.  Not to be overlooked.  If the Packers didn't play in this division I'd pick them to win it.  They'll score a Wild Card berth though.  Hopefully Jay Cut's vadge holds up in the playoffs.

LIONS (7-9)
Regression.  The Lions finally sort of lived up to the pre-year hype and captured a Wild Card berth last year before getting smacked around like a prostitute in the playoffs by the Saints.  They still have issues in the secondary, the pass rush while formidable, is vulnerable to no huddle/screen game/draws (they allowed almost 400 points, no bueno).  Shit after the bye week they were straight up gashed wee in and week out.  Every good team they played last year they lost, save for the series split with the Bears.  Outside of the 4 games versus the two good/great teams in their own division they play Philly (away), San Fran (away), Houston (home).  I think they have 4 or 5 national games this year.  Let's not forget the 900 pound gorilla in the room (Madden cover with Megatron on it) either.  Oh and Jahvid Best? Yeah no thanks.

VIKINGS (5-11)
I don't see much here.  Do you see the leap?  Progress?  Tough division.  Peterson is off the PUP list but does that mean he can be back to form soon?  They drafted Harris but was it enough?  This team had the worst pass defense in the league last year.  The first 4 picks were on the offensive side of the ball.  I thought they had a horrible draft.  When you have Aaron Rodgers, Jay Cutler and Matt Stafford in your division why not fix your secondary immediately?

NFC SOUTH

SAINTS (10-6)
I think this bottom half of the division improved the most.  I see Carolina getting a few more wins, Tampa is better so this must mean we have to snatch some wins from the top teams.  Saints will still win the division because Drew Brees is ridiculous and somehow this Bounty scandal will bring these guys closer together.  Like a rallying cry or something.  He's good at getting the absoulte max out of this team.  He's like a player coach.  Screw everyone for thinking otherwise it's easy to sit here and predict Payton was everything but it is still Sean Payton's playbook they are using and let's be real for a minute here.  Ain't no coach calling the plays in his absence.  #9 got this.

BUCS (9-7)
What can I say it's the year of the Buccos!  Just got a gut feeling about this team, think they will be much improved.  Like the coach I think he's been preparing for this job his whole life.  I know that defense was awful I know.  It actually can't get any worse.  Neither can Freeman's play.  The Vincent Jackson signing was brilliant.  There is always a team each year that does a last to first jump or a team that improves by 5-6 wins I think this team is the one.  Call me crazy or call me maybe.

PANTHERS (8-8)
Bad defense, good offense.  These things should even out a bit for the Panthers this year.  Under Ron Riveria you'd have to think the defense will improve in year 2 of his program.  Year 2 of Cam Newton could be scary.  Two headed running back monster.  Saints more vulnerable, the Falcons I'm predicting to be pretty bad so the division is not impossible.  Winnable home oppenents.  This team has some ways to go but they are improving and I think they'll be a whole lot better next year.

FALCONS (6-10)
I think the Falcons have a disaster year.  I think the Julio Jones trade was dumb (no depth, 5 picks could have been helpful).  Even if he goes off which is what some experts are predicting.  I don't like Matt Ryan, I don't think he is anything special.  I think when you hit him he folds.  I think - no I know the defensive front of Atlanta is awful and has been for years.  Not sure why that has never been addressed.  I think they'll have more than their share of bad injury luck this year.  I think the bottom of the division improved.  I think they'll lose 3 of the NFC east games they have to play.  I think Asante Samuel tweeting about feeling good about this year is a bad sign.

NFC WEST

SAN FRAN (11-5)
They added some explosion to the offensive roster the question is will they use it.  The Niners played smart football last year, the coach is a risk adverse type of coach, he will need to loosen up the play calling and let the playmakers he signed flourish.  Niners snuck up on alot of teams last year, not this year.  They get to beat up on the bottom dwellers in their own division again so that helps but the rest of the schedule is no cake walk.  They have 5 primetime/national games so I hope they are ready. 

SEATTLE (10-6)
I think they have something cool brewing out there in Seattle.  Liked their draft.  They get to beat up on their own division a bit, have sick home-field advantage that is still able to have an effect on good teams which is key since they have all of their tough opponents at home and they have a quarterback.  And of course BEAST.

CARDINALS (4-12)
Cmon man with this quarterback situation.  Was Kolb the worse trade ever.  Man Reid fleeced these guys.  If the Rams weren't in this division they'd be the worse but the Rams are the worse.

RAMS (3-13)
Jeff Fisher ain't saving this.  This team is still bad, got bad players all over the roster.  I think Bradford is a bust.  Honestly.  The defensive play calling will be tricky.  They play New England, Green Bay, Chicago, Detroit, of course Niners twice I mean they'll be in games.  Because Fisher is a good coach but he needs maybe two years to get this boat floating.  And possibly a quarterback.

Playoff teams: Giants, Packers (byes) - Bears, Niners (1st round home games) - Eagles, Seahawks (Wild Card)

BEARS over Hawks - Eagles over NINERS
Eagles over GIANTS - PACKERS over Bears
PACKERS NFC Champs

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Aitch said...

I didn't read any of this post.

Beth said...

Thank you thank you thank you for predicting a bad season for the Falcons EP. That makes me more confident than ever that they're going to do well. (ns)

They have new offensive and defensive coordinators, both badly needed, and I think the Falcons will surprise you this year.

And word from training camp around here is that Julio Jones is setting up for a MONSTER year.

Blue said...

Amen

Mize said...

"And word from training camp around here is that Julio Jones is setting up for a MONSTER year."


I put a pox on Julio. Roddy White 175 catches, 31 TD, 2600 yards.

Beth said...

Sorry Mize, I think your poxes are limited to the Lions.

Mize said...

"This team had the worst pass defense in the league last year."


I'll take Green Bay for 800, Alex.

Mize said...

"Sorry Mize, I think your poxes are limited to the Lions."

6-10. They stink.

Mize said...

I really dig Somebody That I Used to Know. That's a dope song.

tem said...

Fucking intrawebs at home was busted last night and it is busted at work today. Woe.

tem said...

At least my phone still works.

tem said...

all in all a good preview. Tampa bay won't be good though. ATL and NO will be the bests there.

tem said...

Tampa will lose to the saints and falcons twice, the panthers once and some other people a few times. 7-9 for them.

Mize said...

I love how there's always the remnants of a massive coffee spill from night crew in the break room every morning. ETEO.

Mize said...

Just fucking coffee everywhere. Plates, napkins, plasticware, cups, everything is covered in dried up coffee.

El Padrino said...

"Thank you thank you thank you for predicting a bad season for the Falcons EP. That makes me more confident than ever that they're going to do well. (ns)"

sure except i'm right more than im wrong

if the braves win the division you owe me a blowjob since i said they would and i called philly's demise

El Padrino said...

"I'll take Green Bay for 800, Alex."

depends which numbers you look at
i think it was minnesota

dallas was miserable too

El Padrino said...

"And word from training camp around here is that Julio Jones is setting up for a MONSTER year."

i said that, hope roddy stays healthy

El Padrino said...

i dont hate the falcons, just gotta pick a team that will go from good to bad

happens every year they are my pick

El Padrino said...

"They have new offensive and defensive coordinators, both badly needed, and I think the Falcons will surprise you this year."

12-4 then get stomped out at home vs the Wild card team?

I will be shocked if that happens. SHOCKED.

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tem said...

Sad to say but the good to bad team this year is your very own NYG.

El Padrino said...

of course it is

tem said...

No running game, division opponents got better (except Cowboys, they got worse), means less wins.

El Padrino said...

Giants were 9-7, werent very good until last few games/playoffs

tem said...

I know you have the blue colored glasses on but it won't be a good year for the G Men.

Beth said...

"if the braves win the division you owe me a blowjob"

Not that I ever agreed to that, but I think I'm safe. They are 6.5 games back and have lost 5 of their last 6.

tem said...

I don't care what their record was last year they still qualify as a good team. The super bowl winner could finish the year 7-9 and I would still call them a good team.

Mize said...

This is my favorite radio feature of the week. What's More Sheboygan?

The DJs pick 2 court cases and the callers call in & give the reasons why one is more Sheboygan that the other. This week's cases... Woman claims she's abducted by her Wavian ex boyfriend and is taken to......Kewaskum. Can't give 5-0 any description of the alleged exboyfriend.

case 2: WT guy hits $1000 on an illegal video slot machine at a bowling house and decides he doesn't want to wait the week or whatever period of time they need to clear the money for his payout. Roughs up the manager, shoves him down a flight of stairs, tries to get the money himself, realizes he's not getting the money. Arrested on battery.

Beth said...

"I know you have the blue colored glasses on but it won't be a good year for the G Men."

The good part of it for them is that the NY media will be preoccupied with Tebow so won't focus as much on the Giants as they would otherwise.

tem said...

If you win the super bowl you get lumped in with the good teams that year.

tem said...

I'm excited for the first Eli face / McCayla's not impressed face joke.

tem said...

Or Peyton face with mccayla

tem said...

INT pick 6 for the Eagles, Cruz ran the wrong route gets the Eli face and someone tosses a McCayla in there.

tem said...

Sheboygan?

El Padrino said...

"I know you have the blue colored glasses on but it won't be a good year for the G Men"

let's bet tem kiper jr.

El Padrino said...

give me an over/under on wins for gmen

El Padrino said...

Sheboygan?

white trash?

El Padrino said...

New York City officials said several people have been shot outside the Empire State Building and that the gunman is dead.


City police said three or four civilians have been wounded in the Friday morning shooting.

Mize said...

"Sheboygan?"


Small town about a half hour-40 minutes north of us Northern Suburbanites

tem said...

El pad always has to go to the bet. No counter just let's bet.

tem said...

You said 12, I'll take the under.

Blue said...

i think a good o/u for the giants is 9

Blue said...

they didn't get better, they didn't get worse...the teams around them all got a little better...it'll be a push to get to 9 wins

Mize said...

Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck

Some nights I call it a draw

Keef said...

LP, would you want to bet $1000 on the giants winning 12 games?

Blue said...

think of all the xbox's he could not buy with that money

El Padrino said...

"LP, would you want to bet $1000 on the giants winning 12 games?"

dumbest bet in the world
no one does that

El Padrino said...

and i actually said 12-4 with the glasses on, 10-6 if i were a normal guy

i got over 9 wins if that's the vegas line

Blue said...

that's the blue line

El Padrino said...

El pad always has to go to the bet. No counter just let's bet.

i wrote it already

El Padrino said...

i have to download some two chainz

tem said...

Yep, you wrote 12. I'm taking the under.

tem said...

Don't try to Mills it down to 9 now.

El Padrino said...

"Yep, you wrote 12. I'm taking the under."

so you think they'll be good

got it

tem said...

Nope they won't be good. But you set the number at 12. I can't help it if you already wrote the number.

El Padrino said...

yes but that's me talking up my own team, unable to see all the flaws you think they have

if i were a cynic, i'd say 10 wins

tem said...

Then you reiterated that you already wrote it.

tem said...

So you are Millsing out of 12, got it.

El Padrino said...

you said they'll suck, how many wins DO YOU see them having

tem said...

El pad millsdro

tem said...

I see them having less than 12.

tem said...

I thought you were smart. If I took under 12 that means I think they will have less than 12.

No wonder you are bad at gambling.

Mize said...

"i have to download some two chainz"

Yes!

2 CHAAAIIIINNNZZZZ!

Mize said...

You know who 2 Chainz is, right?

El Padrino said...

"I see them having less than 12."

so you were just talking out of your ass

fine i'll take 12 wins, week name change

tem said...

You were talking out of your ass. You are funny.
I give you 1 helmet sticker for the effort.

1 week it is, put it on LOW.

tem said...

I obviously do not know who 2 chainz is.

El Padrino said...

"You know who 2 Chainz is, right?"

as far as?

El Padrino said...

like playaz boyz talk or something else

Tyler said...

There was Summit talk yesterday. Is this for reels*?

Tyler said...

Random thought: I wish they had put the entire Patriots team on the Madden cover this year.

tem said...

Or all the Giants.

tem said...

I'm down for New Orleans.

tem said...

Although only OCT weekend I have open is the 27th.

Tyler said...

I could probably do New Orleans. But it does depend on which weekend.

El Padrino said...

T

Blue Moon Copper Pale Ale

do it do it

El Padrino said...

"Although only OCT weekend I have open is the 27th."

AC weekend with the boys

im out

Tyler said...

27th is wide open. But damn that's close to Halloween.

Keef said...

Lance Armstrong has zero TDF wins. Freak is sad

Tyler said...

AC weekend with the boys

im out


SHOCKER

Tyler said...

Blue Moon Copper Pale Ale

Ok, I have seen this. But I have not tried it. I might have to stop by Bevmo this weekend.

El Padrino said...

october is never good for me

colov

Tyler said...

Aw crap, next weekend for beer. We're babysitting CMTyler's niece this weekend. No drinking for Tyler.

Tyler said...

October 27th - Summit III - Atlantic City.

El P would STILL be out.

El Padrino said...

"Aw crap, next weekend for beer. We're babysitting CMTyler's niece this weekend. No drinking for Tyler."

silly rabbit, you drink more when babysitting

Mize said...

"like playaz boyz talk or something else"

Tity Boi from DTP

El Padrino said...

"El P would STILL be out."

Et tu, T?

El Padrino said...

"Tity Boi from DTP"


tity boi yes i was aware
people said this was offensive, there was a rolling stone thing on it awhile back

tem said...

Freak died....can the dead be sad?

Tyler said...

Et tu, T?

Just busting balls.

El Padrino said...

i think drake is a cunt but sometimes i cant stop listening to his music

Mize said...

We just need to set the dates already so I can put in my request asaptually.

El Padrino said...

who gives a fuck about lance armstrong

Mize said...

"i think drake is a cunt but sometimes i cant stop listening to his music"

FAG

Keef said...

Machida & Shogun said no, so Bones is fighting Vitor

Mize said...

"i think drake is a cunt but sometimes i cant stop listening to his music"

NFW you call the defensive plays. I bet you get trucked on a weekly basis. In touch football.

Keef said...

October 27th - Summit III - Atlantic City.

El P would STILL be out.




This. All day

Mize said...

"i think drake is a cunt but sometimes i cant stop listening to his music"


I bet you get bodied the fuck out of the paint by chicks.

El Padrino said...

i think it has more to do with the rappers that rap on his tracks

Tyler said...

WHOA - Southwest is over $300 each way.

El Padrino said...

October 27th - Summit III - Atlantic City.


i'm in

El Padrino said...

calm down meiz

Mize said...

"i think drake is a cunt but sometimes i cant stop listening to his music"


Wolf hates your guts. He's no longer your boy.

Keef said...

You're "in" because you know it won't be there

El Padrino said...

"NFW you call the defensive plays. I bet you get trucked on a weekly basis. In touch football."

trying not to play this year, or at least cutting one of the games out

tem said...

I wondered if Machida would be rdy by the end of september.

Tyler said...

United $366 round-trip with a layover.

El Padrino said...

"You're "in" because you know it won't be there"

i'm in on any AC summitt, it would be a disgrace if i didnt go

assuming it was doable schedule wise

Tyler said...

BLUE - There is a United flight that stops in Denver. LAX-DEN-MSY.

tem said...

Our server got attacked here.....internet still down, no email either. It really is a busted work day with no email or internet.

Tyler said...

Man, these return flight total times are brutal. 9-10 hours.

tem said...

That blows.

El Padrino said...

Three sources said the gunman was a disgruntled employee who was fired Thursday from his job inside the building

Aitch said...

I'm running into the same thing with flight times.

Mize said...

"i think drake is a cunt but sometimes i cant stop listening to his music"


When is the last good cry you had?

Mize said...

Flights are an issue. Hello, Nashville!

Mize said...

Summit III: Temhio

Blue said...

Denver, the weekend of the superbowl

Tyler said...

Does Temhio have a major airport close by or do we have to take a jumper flight?

Mize said...

Summit III: Jackson Hole

Keef said...

Hurricanes and tropical storms were given all female names until 1979.

El Padrino said...

you gave us that fact already

Mize said...

"Denver, the weekend of the superbowl"


That would be Summit 4

El Padrino said...

Summit III: Jackson Hole

FAG

Keef said...

i'm in on any AC summitt, it would be a disgrace if i didnt go

assuming it was doable schedule wise




So, no. Got it. We all know that cmlp has you on lockdown. It's cool.

El Padrino said...

"Does Temhio have a major airport close by or do we have to take a jumper flight?"

temhio has it's own aerodome

El Padrino said...

"So, no. Got it. We all know that cmlp has you on lockdown. It's cool."

your a retard

Keef said...

Summit III: Jackson Hole




The hole of any guy will do.

/LP

Keef said...

i'm in on any AC summitt, it would be a disgrace if i didnt go



Kind of like it's a disgrace that you can't buy an xbox?

El Padrino said...

you guys make it like there have been 10 summitts and i missed them all

El Padrino said...

"Kind of like it's a disgrace that you can't buy an xbox?"

if i wanted it right now i'd have it

Mize said...

Summit III or IV: The Great Alma Fishing Float

Blue said...

"That would be Summit 4"

not if there isn't a summit 3

El Padrino said...

saw a van parked on my block this morning

said HVAC Repairs

thought that was uncle joey

Mize said...

"FAG"


El Padrino said...

i think drake is a cunt but sometimes i cant stop listening to his music

August 24, 2012 11:07 AM

Blue said...

no, uncle joey would be meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife

El Padrino said...
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Blue said...

jackson wyoming would be fun.

El Padrino said...

"Norwegian killer sentenced to 21 years"

that's it

Blue said...

probably not in october though

Keef said...

you guys make it like there have been 10 summitts and i missed them all



Let's talk in 8 years

Keef said...

We'll be having that exact conversation

El Padrino said...

Barry Bonds toppled Hank Aaron for a coveted record. Armstrong stole an ugly yellow shirt from the French. So what? Livestrong, man.



funny

El Padrino said...

Let's talk in 8 years

yes sir

Mize said...

Summit in 2020 is at the Ryder Cup in Wisconsin. Whistling Straits is incredible.

El Padrino said...

keep doing it in october and yes we will be having the same exact conversation

El Padrino said...

keef goes to 1 out of 2 summitts and he's got big balls now

didnt you already bow out of summit 3?

Blue said...

biggest balls of them all

El Padrino said...

Colts owner Jim Irsay says his team is seriously contemplating a trade -- a deal that could possibly include a high draft pick.


MJD!
MJD!
MJD!

Keef said...

keep doing it in october and yes we will be having the same exact conversation



How many summits have been in October?

El Padrino said...

i dont know i never went

Keef said...

keef goes to 1 out of 2 summitts and he's got big balls now

didnt you already bow out of summit 3?




Yep, I went to 1. And I boat* an xbox and NCAA footyball to get in the LOV league. When is cmlp going to give you permission to do either of those?

Keef said...

i dont know i never went




exactly

Keef said...

They weren't in October, if that helps

Blue said...

i think first one was august, second one was september

Keef said...

blue knows

El Padrino said...

man this home owners association has keef TIGHT this morning

Keef said...

keep doing it from August to December and yes we will be having the same exact conversation


*fized

Keef said...

man this home owners association has keef TIGHT this morning



::flank stake::

El Padrino said...

september

close enough

Blue said...

i gotta play some games on the xbox.

i'm holding up the situation

El Padrino said...

"And I boat* an xbox and NCAA footyball to get in the LOV league."

specifically?

didnt you have an xboxs already

El Padrino said...

and cuz blue plays xbox he gets a pass for not going?

El Padrino said...

man this home owners association has keef TIGHT this morning



::flank stake::

HVAC

Keef said...

HVAC



And I'm the retard?

Keef said...

I know you don't know what HVAC is. But do you know what an HOA is?

Keef said...

HVAC has nothing to do with HOA

Keef said...

And besides, hvac issue is resolved. The drain pipe was fucked up and needed replaced

El Padrino said...

so you don't get the joke

ok

i know the difference, you have the home warranty, so i was playing off that calling the home warranty people hoa, even though it's not the same thing

sorry i'll make all my jokes clearer for you dr. as

El Padrino said...

The drain pipe was fucked up and needed replaced


your face is fucked up and needs to be replaced

Keef said...

and cuz blue plays xbox he gets a pass for not going?



Blue isn't whipped

Keef said...

so i was playing off that calling the home warranty people hoa


Ah. The old "I did in on purpose" gag. You slay me.

El Padrino said...

"Ah. The old "I did in on purpose" gag. You slay me."

is this ns?
are you for real dude?

you just told me with HVAC meant yesterday, i know what an HOA is


does everything have to be literal with you

Blue said...

"Blue isn't whipped"

yes...yes he is

El Padrino said...

"Blue isn't whipped"

even thought we joke he is
/cmblue (no)


anyway neither am i

i assume i get the butt of the jokes because i respond to them

Mize said...

I haven't decided if I'm gonna break out the new playbook for Keith in week 12 or not.

Mize said...

"yes...yes he is"


::credit card::

El Padrino said...

you should break out a drink for keef he needs like 10 of them

Keef said...

i assume i get the butt of the jokes because i respond to them




this

Keef said...

LP is so easy

Keef said...

If I had any money at all, ahik*, I'd be at the summit

El Padrino said...

beth would disagree with that

El Padrino said...

i assume i get the butt of the jokes because i respond to them

half the time you are serious
just cant tell sometimes

El Padrino said...

"If I had any money at all, ahik*, I'd be at the summit"

what did you drop last year?

El Padrino said...

awesome MESS rant

Keef said...

half the time you are serious
just cant tell sometimes



That's probably about right

Keef said...

what did you drop last year?



I didn't think it was that much, but I just thought about it and it was probably about $700. Fuck.

El Padrino said...

yeah i have $700 but i dont have a spare $700

i should soon, like 70% debit free

Mize said...

Wow.

Mize said...

Wasn't your flight wildly expensive, or am I misremembering?

Keef said...

Wasn't your flight wildly expensive, or am I misremembering?



$350 I think.

El Padrino said...

someone plan something and let the chips fall

Keef said...

I could just use my credit card and then try and sneak some of our tax refund to pay it off

Keef said...

don't let me talk myself into doing that

Mize said...

"don't let me talk myself into doing that"

Sounds like a pretty workable plan to me.

Tyler said...

"don't let me talk myself into doing that"

It's the American way: live off credit.

Tyler said...

If you don't do it you're Un-American.

Tyler said...

And you're letting the terrorists win.

Tyler said...

I'm just sayin'.

El Padrino said...

DO IT

Keef said...

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