Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Hoopla

Pres. Obama is coming into town today! I guess that is cool. Or not. I don't know. I doubt he will stop by the office, but if he does I will tell him that the Rooney rule is a joke.

Fucking Pirates lost again. Damn assholes.

My shirt is wrinkly today. I totally didn't notice when I left the house. I need that dewrinkle spray shit.

I had to drop my mom in law off at the aerodome today, hence the late post. I was going to post before we left the house, but apparently if you are over 70 you need to arrive 3hrs before your flight. Actually I talked her down to 2 and a half hours, so I did a good job.

NICK FOWLES BITCHES.

I have a great idea for a book. I dont want to write it though. How much does an idea get paid? It'd be a good movie too.

I'm rethinking this Graham as pick 6 idea. I'm on the fence. I might do it though. DO IT.

Me on cocaine would be a bad sight.

Our homeowners association president is a moron. Apparently someone is adding on to their house and they dug too deep and cut the power lines to the common area lights. So she is going to call the developer of the area and see if they will fix it. What the fuck? Call the dumbass who cut the line and tell them to fix it. The developer hasn't done anything in our neighborhood in 6 years, they don't give a shit about this. That's like calling the Behr paint company and asking if they can fix your wall because your kid colored on it with marker. Idiots run the world. The bible was correct. The meek will inherit the earth. They already have it. The meek run the earth. Blessed is the poor in spirit and the poor in brains.

OK go forth and comment.



110 comments:

El Padrino said...

big day

tem said...


number 1

Keef said...

"under those circumstances graham is draftable

if it was a regular non keeper league it would be mind bottling

dont front"



He said from the beginning that it was a keeper league

Keef said...

The marble lions guarding the NYC Public Library are Patience and Fortitude.

Keef said...

good talk

ToddPacker said...

"Apparently someone is adding on to their house and they dug too deep and cut the power lines"

whoever cut the line is at fault. you are supposed to call 811 anytime you dig so they can mark up the underground utilities

Aitch said...

It's not only smart, it's the law.

Aitch said...

Sorry that was from the DigSafe commercials.

tem said...

"whoever cut the line is at fault"

exactly, but we are going to go ahead and call someone who had nothing to do with it to see if they will fix it.

tem said...

this is the same homeowners president that when we moved in gave us a letter saying "Welcome to the neighborhood...please come to our homeowner's meeting at the Dublin Scioto art room"

I guess i was just supposed to know what day and time to be there.

Keef said...

exactly, but we are going to go ahead and call someone who had nothing to do with it to see if they will fix it.




USA! USA! USA!

Mize said...

"The marble LIONS! guarding the NYC Public Library are Patience and Fortitude."


Goddamn right they are

Keef said...

nice donkeykong picture

El Padrino said...

raycist*

El Padrino said...

sonme kid threw a no-no yesterday in Williamsport

El Padrino said...

that is cool

Keef said...

So every time I see csil & her AA graduate bf at my in-laws' house now, they have a drink in their hand the entire time they're there.

tem said...

he graduated AA with honors. he can now drink again.

Keef said...

oic

tem said...

yeah, little known AA fact.

if you do a good job they let you drink again.

Keef said...

But I'm fairly certain that if i was dating a chick and was allegedly shopping for a ring after dating for a month, and her parents/family knew that I was a recovering alco, I would probably be low key instead of pounding drinks and then driving home

Keef said...

But to each there* own

Mize said...

He only went to AA because someone forced/guilted him into it

Keef said...

Because he's an alchoholic

El Padrino said...

yeah mind your neck

Keef said...

obviously noone goes there because they want to

El Padrino said...

"Because he's an alchoholic"

no

not all aa members are alcoholics

drock went, he wasnt no alkie and he's back to crushing beers again too

El Padrino said...

it's a sham

Keef said...

so he's an alcholic. got it.

Keef said...

alcoholic*

El Padrino said...

maybe you dont know the meaning

Keef said...

generally used to mean compulsive and uncontrolled consumption of alcoholic beverages, usually to the detriment of the drinker's health, personal relationships, and social standing.


Pretty much sounds like csil & her boy

El Padrino said...

phew, glad im not an alcoholic

tem said...

"usually to the detriment of the drinker's health, personal relationships, and social standing."

detriment of relationships? they found each other, are shopping for rings and going to parties at the family's house. sounds like a good relationship.

keith is raining on their success story.

tem said...

the spotlight isn't on bgas. and keith is sad. that's why he is looking for kid #2. he wants to steal csil's thunder.

tem said...

for shame.

Keef said...

csil annoys me more than any person I know

Keef said...

the spotlight isn't on bgas. and keith is sad. that's why he is looking for kid #2. he wants to steal csil's thunder.



I know this is bait. But I really feel worst* for hsil. Csil is trying to do everything she can to get the ring before her and trying to steal their thunder

tem said...

now you are just roping hsil in as a distraction.

tem said...

doing the old look over here while you get that thunder back.

Keef said...

And there really is no attention/thunder to steal. Everyone in the family thinks that it's a joke

Mize said...

"obviously noone goes there because they want to"


Incorrect. In order to go sober, you have to want to do it.

tem said...

is that really what the family is saying, or is that what you want them to be saying?

maybe they are saying something else and you are hearing that it is a joke.

El Padrino said...

so in other words csil is being all csil

shocker

El Padrino said...

this sandwich sucks

tem said...

keith is the man trying to keep csil and her alchoholic future ex-husband down.

El Padrino said...

toddler fight club

Keef said...

so in other words csil is being all csil

shocker




There you go

El Padrino said...

i guess The Odd Life of Timothy Green is sad

tem said...

its a movie about a tree boy

El Padrino said...

spolier alert

he dies

El Padrino said...

"Casting the movie was tricky. Ideally, the actors playing the leads, Sidney Deane and Billy Hoyle, could sell tickets and be convincing ballplayers. Denzel Washington and Keanu Reeves were initially discussed for the parts but it didn't work out — Denzel was committed to Malcolm X and Reeves was about as graceful on the court as Reggie Evans on bath salts. "

hilarity

tem said...

"spolier alert"

he's a tree, either he gets cut down or the guy with all the wooden parts from Family Guy Sanduskys his ass.

tem said...

Reeves was convincing in The Replacements.

tem said...

i totally thought he was a scab NFLer

Mize said...

"this sandwich sucks"

Should have decided to Eat Fresh.

Keef said...

I had Eat Fresh on Saturday. Half a steak & cheese & half a spice eye-talian. They were delicious

Keef said...

*spicy

tem said...

half and half foot long?

Keef said...

2 sammiches. I had half of bolth & cmk had half of bolth

tem said...

oh i see. i never thought to add cmk to the equation.

tem said...

it is nice that you share

Keef said...

She gets half of my debt, I get half of her sandwhich*

El Padrino said...

Sadderday :(

Keef said...

:(

tem said...

LOL

El Padrino said...

BANDS WILL MAKE EM DANCE
BANDS WILL MAKE EM DANCE

Keef said...

Gilbert rates as Arizona's best place to live in 2012 according to CNN and Money magazine, which praised the fast-growing community for "shaking off the doldrums of the housing crash and working toward a brighter future."
Money ranked Gilbert as the nation's 33rd best "small city" for its growing health-care industry, rising education and "cheap homes, safe streets and sunny skies," according to an online magazine feature released Monday.




Walter payton

El Padrino said...

yeah best place in arizona, not best place in america

Keef said...

Good times

Keef said...

yeah best place in arizona, not best place in america


So when it says "the nation's 33rd best small city", that doesn't mean it's the best? Interesting

Keef said...

Note to self. 33rd ≠ 1st

Keef said...

Director Tony Scott's deadly plunge off of a 180-foot tall bridge spanning the Los Angeles Harbor has stunned friends and fans, and left Hollywood buzzing about what could have prompted one of the industry's more successful filmmakers to take the leap.
And now at least one video recording of that jump, taken by an onlookers on a cell phone, is up for sale to the highest bidder.
Several passersby and a security camera at a nearby business captured Scott jumping from the Vincent Thomas Bridge in San Pedro, TMZ reports, saying one of the videos is being shopped. So far the video has not appeared in public on any outlet.

El Padrino said...

so why you high stepping son

i didnt know they gave out 9nth place awards focker

Keef said...

ribbons

Keef said...

Is 9th place the same as best?

tem said...

"Note to self. 33rd ≠ 1st"


my mind is blown

tem said...

i like that el pad threw in the n for 9nth

Mize said...

Work fucking sucked today.

Mize said...

"i like that el pad threw in the n for 9nth"

My old boss always did 1rst. Annoyed the shit out of me, but she was awesome so I let it slide.

Keef said...

I'm SAS he didn't put 9nd

Keef said...

but she was awesome so I let it slide.



That was nice of you

Keef said...

You're an officer & a gentleman

Mize said...

Anybody have a spare Catcher in the MLB Keeper?

Mize said...

Guys with kids or are going to be having kids, please don't raise sheltered whiny ones. Our neighbors' kid is 5, he whines constantly and loudly. And I can't ever understand a fuckin' word he says. 5 years old and can't even speak. Pathetic.

Keef said...

Anybody have a spare Catcher in the MLB Keeper?



Napoli

Mize said...

He's too good.

Keef said...

he's hurt

Keef said...

I'd have Santana available if Napoli was healthy

Keef said...

I just had a long discussion with a lady who told me that the other car came out of nowhere. I told her that the car came from somewhere. She kept saying it came from nowhere. I axed her where nowhere is.

tem said...

Nowhere is where the car came from. LIF

tem said...

I probably have a catcher on my team.

Mize said...

This little boy next door is STILL potty training at five years old. What the fuck, man? How is he gonna go to kindergarten?

Mize said...

I bet these parents are the kind of people that blame teachers for their children's shortcomings, so they support the cutbacks on teacher benefits and pay. Motherfuckers.

Mize said...

Nevermind on the Catcher. I hadn't realized nobody picked up Lucroy.

Blue said...

I need a spot start tomorrow, somebody help me out

Mize said...

Not it

Keef said...

Not it

Keef said...

We'll probably need one for jug on Thursday too

Keef said...

Also not it on that

Mize said...

cmblue can probably do it

Mize said...

Then cmjug and cmlp.

I'd love to read a cmlp post.

Mize said...

I'm posting some crap

Jugdish said...

We'll probably need one for jug on Thursday too


No, im good for this thurs. Sorry about last thurs, my life is back to normal now

Jugdish said...

But I will yield to cmlp if she wants to post

Mize said...

You mean cmjug

Jugdish said...

Nah...finished up with inspection last week...back to normal work schedule. Feels good! We did well...

ToddPacker said...

"Feels good! We did well..."

congrats

Jugdish said...

Thanks! Feels good to have it behind us.

Keef said...

Week 11 complete

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino