Thursday, August 09, 2012

home stretch

I may or may not have mentioned that we are preparing for a compliance inspection here at work. We're in the home stretch now. The inspectors arrive tomorrow and will be here for about 5 days, 3 of which I think they will be inspecting. My position was vacant for almost two years prior to me taking it about three years ago. The guy who had it before me left on good terms, but didn't get along well with others, so he decided to delete all files off the server that had anything to do with this yob. Its taken a little while to get things back up and running, so I'm hoping to do OK this weekend. Outside of the time off for the wedding and my reunion, I've been working every weekend for the last 3 months or so. cmjug has been pretty understanding, but not too thrilled about it since we've only been married a little over a month. Next week I'm taking Thursday and Friday off and taking her to Galveston for a couple of nights. That same weekend we are going to the Texans/49ers preseason game. Her brother in law's family is coming into town. Her brother in law's uncle is one of the assistant coaches for the 49ers. Her bil is not a football fan, but they were given two good seats and bought a bunch of nose bleed seats for the rest of the family. There was talk about him giving the seats to cmjug and I because I like football. Back story: Her bil was in town one weekend and I had a fantasy draft and needed someone to fill in for one of my friends. I asked him, and he said "What's fantasy football?". So yeah, not a big football fan. Speaking of fantasy football, planned our first draft last night. Had a happy hour at BW2 with some friends...good times! I'm in three $$ leagues and cmjug think that is too much. I told her I don't hunt, fish, ice fish, or play golfing* much...so let me have this. Then I joined a 4th $$ league. And done!

158 comments:

Jugdish said...

forgot spacing...damn

Mize said...

What are some important things I should be sure to have ready for my $league draft since I'm the commish?

Jugdish said...

Where do you do the draft?

Mize said...

We're doing it at a friend's house

Mize said...

I want BBQ Chicken

Jugdish said...

The easiest thing to do is to crock pot some bbq.

I have blank draft sheets I print up for everyone. We also did a thing where after each round we'd take a vote on who had the worse* pick and that person would have to do a shot...so I had a pitcher of some shot mix

My Boo said...

done

El Padrino said...

with what

My Boo said...

my post

you guys can go now

My Boo said...

tem is really fricken good at NCAA football 13

El Padrino said...

had a mikey d's dinner last night with wolf

he went H.A.M

Number 2 meal, TWO BIG MACS, and a 20 piece

Goddman Pirates said...

"tem is really fricken good at NCAA football 13"

since i cut down on INTs my offense has been doing enough. My D has been getting key turnovers.

Goddman Pirates said...

i am pretty bad against another person though.

My Boo said...

5 ints against the #2 team in the country...i'd say that's doing alright

Jugdish said...

i am pretty bad against another person though.


twss

tem said...

the OK game will be much tougher. K-State was a fake #2.

in one of my dynasties FIU was #1 and played in the national title game against USC. USC won by a lot.

tem said...

wall

Aitch said...

Blue said yesterday Lolo Jones was not a virgin. Speculation or did I miss something?

tem said...

probably both

Keef said...

K-State was a fake #2.




It's all fake

Keef said...

Lolo Jones ain't even that hot

El Padrino said...

keef is back with a vengeance

Keef said...

Do you think she's hot?

Keef said...

dumb question

El Padrino said...

i was talking about wwf

El Padrino said...

she is not hot

El Padrino said...

but i'd still bury the bone because she is very nice

El Padrino said...

she reminds me of vanessa williams a bit

Keef said...

i was talking about wwf



I'm hit or miss

Mize said...

I think I hate my job.

El Padrino said...

who had the under?!!!

Keef said...

everyone?

Aitch said...

I don't think she's hot but she's not bad looking.

kod said...

"had a mikey d's dinner last night with wolf"



bilkod lives out near NYC and also is known as wolf, but I doubt it's the same dude; plus, bilkod would never eat at the BEAST

Keef said...

mikey D is the guy from BEASTie boys

El Padrino said...

bilkod lives out near NYC and also is known as wolf, but I doubt it's the same dude;


good guess

My Boo said...

there can't be two wolves

My Boo said...

keith is holding up my recruting streak

Keef said...

keith is holding up my recruting streak



I won't be able to play until late tomorrow night

My Boo said...

fucker

My Boo said...

i'm just kidding, it was actually kind of nice last night, could relax and watch some TV

My Boo said...

didn't have to worry about calling all these hikesckool kids

Keef said...

bluedusky

Keef said...

Despite being wowed by the Olympic champion, Johnson believes he would be up to the challenge against Bolt if they were face to each other in the 40.
"I feel like if I would have kept training for track I'd have a chance, but I play football and he runs track, so it's totally different," Johnson told the Tennessean. "I think I could still probably beat him in the 40. If I actually trained for the distance he trained for, I think I'd have a chance."


CJ.8K is a moron.

Keef said...

Maybe worry about getting 100 yards in a game

Keef said...

Bolt eats pieces of shit like him for breakfast

Keef said...

BEEEEEEES!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!! GOD, THEY'RE HUGE AND STING LIKE CRAZYY! YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS!!

Keef said...

wait, women's boxing is an olympic sport?

My Boo said...

bolt's first 40 isn't that fast...i'm sure there are a few football guys who could beat him in a 40.

his legs are too long, he gets fast the last 50 meters

Keef said...

bolt's first 40 isn't that fast...i'm sure there are a few football guys who could beat him in a 40.



According to IAAF Analysis Split Times, Usain Bolt ran his FIRST 40m in 4.65 seconds. Subtracting his reaction time which was .165 seconds, he ran the 40m in 4.485 seconds. 40 yards is a totally different measurement than 40 meters. 40 yards is equal to approximately 36.576m
By simple ratio:
(40m/4.485)=(36.576m/X)
X=( 36.576 / (40/4.485) )
Usain Bolt's 40 yard dash would be:
A blazing 4.100 seconds

My Boo said...

why would you subract his reaction time

Keef said...

I'm surprised a math nerd like yourself couldn't have figured that out

(S)

Keef said...

why would you subract his reaction time



40 times are measured by when the person starts, not when the gun goes off

El Padrino said...

shut up blue is how i read that last comment

My Boo said...

says who

My Boo said...

so you're saying it would still be close

My Boo said...

the difference between what a fast NFL guy runs and bolt, is roughly the reaction time

My Boo said...

and bolt didn't run that on turf/grass

El Padrino said...

"so you're saying it would still be close"

if by close you mean .30 of a second than yes

My Boo said...

there are guys (chris johnson) who run a 4.2 40

El Padrino said...

ha, lousy tippers dot com site

Aitch said...

"40 times are measured by when the person starts, not when the gun goes off"

If they are running it individually. But a side by side race, wouldn't reaction time factor in? NS

Keef said...

If they are running it individually. But a side by side race, wouldn't reaction time factor in? NS



Correct. In which Johnson would have a reaction time added to his run that isn't factored into his time now

Keef said...

there are guys (chris johnson) who run a 4.2 40



Ran. Like 5 years ago

El Padrino said...

"Government forecasters today increased their predictions for the current hurricane season to 12 to 17 named storms and five to eight hurricanes."

so none got it

El Padrino said...

fucking corn

My Boo said...

apology accepted

Aitch said...

"Correct. In which Johnson would have a reaction time added to his run that isn't factored into his time now"

Touche

Keef said...

Bolt would WORK CJ

Keef said...

but, again, CJ should worry about running for > than 1000 yards

Aitch said...

"but, again, CJ should worry about running for > than 1000 yards"

^^^^^^^^

tem said...

at first i thought we were talking about chad johnson

Keef said...

mize
John Daly

Keef said...

at first i thought we were talking about chad johnson



He's a WR

My Boo said...

oh shit, i thought we were talking about ochocinco the whole time too

Keef said...

stop it

kod said...

"Maybe worry about getting 100 yards in a game"



or even about getting 40 meters in a game


he couldn't even do that >>>> 1/3 his games last year (and barely got over 40 in about another 1/3)

tem said...

your face is a WR

Keef said...

According to the web site's sources, Howard and Nuggets forward Al Harrington would go to the Lakers, 76ers guard Andre Iguodala would be moved to Denver, Bynum would be dealt to Philadelphia, and Gasol and Nuggtes guard Arron Afflalo would go to Orlando.



Jesus, get out of our news already

El Padrino said...

yeah who cares

screw you dwight

tem said...

nobody likes him now.

tem said...

except whatever team he ends up on and their fans.

El Padrino said...

tomorrows post is gonna suck

Mize said...

Man I don't know how I pulled off these magic tricks today, but I managed to weather a shitstorm.

tem said...

special case

Keef said...

tem knows

Keef said...

The nation's restaurants would be without food if mize ever decided to leave Sysco

kod said...

http://www.cracked.com/article_19963_6-insanely-violent-festivals-you-wont-believe-arent-riots.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage



I propose that at some point, a future LOV Summitt is tied with festival #4....sounds like a blast (ns)

My Boo said...

fucking igoudala for al harrington and afflalo

i guess that'll do

El Padrino said...

AWESOME DAD #2

My Boo said...

this chick that works for me has a smoking hot body.

we took a spin class today as a group and, i knew she had a hot body, but damn.

after thinking about it a bunch this afternoon, i'm now about 90% sure she's had breast implants. But they're perfect, not to big, so it's not something you'd think when you saw her.

El Padrino said...

we took a spin class today as a group

YKHIKYG?

tem said...

where the fuck does blue work that people are taking spin classes as a group?

tem said...

is he the controller for some fitness company? group activities involve fitness shit too often.

tem said...

does he work for average joes? globo gym?

tem said...

and why is this shit during work hours? don't they have work to do?

tem said...

no wonder people keep quitting. they don't want to excercise at work.

tem said...

and why won't blue confirm my x-box friend request?

Mize said...

I'm drinking tonight

tem said...

i'm jaded. it hurts a bit. i'm not going to cry, but i might cry.

tem said...

from yahoo! "'Gilbert Grape' mom loses half her weight "


i am SAS that she is still alive.

My Boo said...

"and why won't blue confirm my x-box friend request"


I guess i didn't see it. I'll look for it tonight

tem said...

it's OK. i use it as motivation to win in NCAA.

Aitch said...

"excercise"

Bad typer

My Boo said...

"is he the controller for some fitness company? group activities involve fitness shit too often."

yep

tem said...

blue is against me so i have to beat K-State

My Boo said...

"and why is this shit during work hours? don't they have work to do?"

teambuilding

Keef said...

and why won't blue confirm my x-box friend request?




^^^^^

Mize said...

"and why won't blue confirm my x-box friend request?"


Same

tem said...

"yep"

you should do site visits a lot then.

My Boo said...

meiz, i did confirm your request.

you always pop up when yer playing

tem said...

"teambuilding"

spinning class would not build a team here. it would cause deaths.

Mize said...

"you always pop up when yer playing"

Ah, crap. That's right. I remember seeing that.

Keef said...

you always pop up when yer playing



TWSS

My Boo said...

is it inappropriate for me to ask?

tem said...

yes

My Boo said...

so you're saying i should

tem said...

no

tem said...

it is too bad beth died

tem said...

was she even real?

El Padrino said...

it is a shame

El Padrino said...

upton

tem said...

UFC talk:

Edgar - Cerrone - Shields.

My Boo said...

justin upton? BJ upton?

tem said...

upton girl?

El Padrino said...

kate

El Padrino said...

why would i post pics of the upton bros

is that what you want blue

tem said...

you love dong

tem said...

gonna watch the us women play kick the ball

tem said...

then go home

El Padrino said...

sounds good

kod said...

"That status, however, has become a concern for tribes as it relates to legalized online gambling, which is expected to transform the industry by allowing people to play casino games like poker on mobile devices whenever and wherever they want. "


wow, allowing people to gamble actual money from their smartphones on slots and video poker is a terrifying thought, not just for Tribes, but for our entire society. Yikes, 100% positive I'd be bankrupt if they had that in my late teens and early 20s

kod said...

"Gambling analysts say the coming wave of casualties will most likely be Indian casinos in remote areas that make little money but employ dozens of tribal members and use gambling proceeds to pay for social services."


oh, so like 95% of Indian Casinos? faaak

El Padrino said...

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Keef said...

it is too bad beth died



She still fantasy golfs

Aitch said...

Nice finish to the men's beach volleyball match.

tem said...

why did you watch that?

Keef said...

Two sons of NASCAR and IndyCar team owner Roger Penske were arrested Thursday for an alleged break-in at the Nantucket Yacht Club after two women claimed they were assaulted in the club's parking lot


I once knew a guy from nantucket

Keef said...

why did you watch that?



beauty & grace

tem said...

Petrino looks like Paterno when i read it on the WWL.

Aitch said...

"why did you watch that?"

Because it is what NBC was showing

Mize said...

New keyboard came yesterday. They didn't send along the return label.

Keef said...

This is where MPS would come in handy

Keef said...

LP comes in handy any time cmlp leaves the house

El Padrino said...

ha

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

and another one

kod said...

"Then I joined a 4th $$ league. And done!"


awesome

Keef said...

4 leagues is redonk. I remember when I was in my mid 20s and didn't have a life, I had like 5-6 teams. Man, I was a loser

Keef said...

The loser part hasn't changed

/obvious comment

Mize said...

I think my $$ draft might be a shitshow. And disorganized.

Mize said...

Jug should buy KUBIAK.

Keef said...

Our $$$ draft is going to end up being online because we can't get a date where everyone will be here.

Keef said...

Vick hurt. Perfect

tem said...

That sux

Spaceman Spiff said...

HOWARD!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

KUPCHAK!!!

Mize said...

Y'all ain't winning shit.

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