Thursday, August 16, 2012

Goddman jug

Now that jug is married, he doesn't post anymore. He must get a ::no /cmjug:: whenever he tries to get online.

Perfect game by Felix yesterday, and Melky gets a 50 game suspension for juicing. Which one is the bigger story? I say it's the perfect game. WGAF about a guy who was a .248 hitter coming into this season? And it's the Giants. Noone cares about them.

Who is ready for summer to be over? Not this guy. Summer is grate*.

LP, stop being a lazy puss and get an xbox already. If money isn't the issue, you have zero reasons not to have one by now.

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Blue said...

"Blue has an xbox at work"

no, you can recruit online through EA sports.com

El Padrino said...

"LP, stop being a lazy puss and get an xbox already. If money isn't the issue, you have zero reasons not to have one by now."

didnt we cover this yesterday
be patient i'm still trying to wake up early everyday to exercise

one thing at a time bro

Keef said...

note to self

El Padrino said...

so far i did it 2 our of 4 days

the goal is min of 4 days a week

Keef said...

didnt we cover this yesterday
be patient i'm still trying to wake up early everyday to exercise

one thing at a time bro



I'll I see is blahblahblahexcusesblahblahblahI'mscaredblahblahblah

Keef said...

If you're scared, get a dog

Blue said...

huh?

Keef said...

so how do I recruit online? I'm logged in, can't figure out where to go

Keef said...

or is that another thing you have to pay for?

Blue said...

no, you pick NCAA football 13. Then "play now"

Keef said...

Are you logged in under your EA persona or XBL persona?

Keef said...

shitty, when I click on ncaa fb, the only 3 options I can click on are game info, news, & media

Breers Suck said...

"no, you can recruit online through EA sports.com"


Maybe that's why your class sucks like mine. Wait.

tem said...

recruiting through live is OK. i think it has some bugs though.

Keef said...

i give up

Breers Suck said...

EP, how do you feel about missing out on Shoelace's Sr year? I know it stings the nostrils.

ToddPacker said...

"started to watch breaking bad on netflix last night"

breaking bad is grate

El Padrino said...

EP, how do you feel about missing out on Shoelace's Sr year? I know it stings the nostrils.

::hot sauce::

El Padrino said...

"breaking bad is grate"

so far very good, will take you and everyone elses word for it

first breaking bad
then maybe mad men
boardwalk empire

ToddPacker said...

"first breaking bad
then maybe mad men
boardwalk empire"

boardwalk is grate too.... have not watch mad men yet

Keef said...

::hot sauce::



If you had an xbox, you could be playing as UM right now and have shoelaces as your qb

El Padrino said...

oh you mean by the time i jump in shoelace will be gone

because you will all be on season 3 or 4 i guess

how many seasons ahve you played thus far?

Keef said...

3/4

tem said...

we haven't finished the first season.

but by the time you join in we'll be playing NCAA 15.

El Padrino said...

i see

he's a senior so fuck it he's gone after this one

tem said...

actually there is no chance you'll join in.

tem said...

but if by some miracle you do i suspect we will see 10 restarts by each of your games.

El Padrino said...

yeah that stings the nostrils a bit

will have to play a seperate dynasty to quench my denard thirst

tem said...

you'll lead michigan to a rocking 4-8 record. losing to IU.

Blue said...

"Are you logged in under your EA persona or XBL persona?"

I think easports

Blue said...

"but if by some miracle you do i suspect we will see 10 restarts by each of your games"

he has kids

Blue said...

mize, picture time

El Padrino said...

denard is winning the heisman this year

write it down

El Padrino said...

why is tem attacking me unprovoked

Keef said...

actually there is no chance you'll join in.



100% correct

Keef said...

but if by some miracle you do i suspect we will see 10 restarts by each of your games.




yes. LP is definitely hit the reset guy

Keef said...

denard is winning the heisman this year

write it down




Should I write it down on Lordz of Wagers in the form of a bet?

ToddPacker said...

"denard is winning the heisman this year"

doubtful

El Padrino said...

"yes. LP is definitely hit the reset guy"

that's cheating

el pad dont cheat

El Padrino said...

doubtful

if the force the pro game on him it will be

if they unleash him he's got a shot

El Padrino said...

got to beat alabama which is the toughest test they'll have all year

Keef said...

so, write it down in pencil?

tem said...

denard won't even make it out of that game without getting injured.

El Padrino said...

"yes. LP is definitely hit the reset guy"

i actually take offense to this



you hurt my feelings
s

tem said...

he'll miss 3 games this year.

El Padrino said...

"so, write it down in pencil?"

yes, the mechanical one though

ToddPacker said...

"got to beat alabama which is the toughest test they'll have all year"

urb will beat them too

Keef said...

So LP doesn't want to bet. Got it.

El Padrino said...

"urb will beat them too"

yeah ok you crazy

bet

ToddPacker said...

"bet"

sure, but I'm sure that Keith will want that bet

El Padrino said...

sure, but I'm sure that Keith will want that bet

2 for 1

one cup two el pads

tem said...

LP is too competitive to accept the fact that just getting the game and playing on the top level means he would lose games UM would not lose in real life.

El Padrino said...

i think i can grasp that concept tem

jesus

El Padrino said...

did i shit in your cheerios or something

tem said...

no i don't feel well so i am taking it out on you

El Padrino said...

ok cmep

tem said...

i am staying away from balconies

Keef said...

yeah ok you crazy

bet



UM wins 1 time in the last 10 years or whatever and their fans get cockier than ever

Keef said...

UM could barely beat a fucking TERRIBLE tOSU team last year, with a joke of a temp coach, in Ann Arbor,

tem said...

both teams sux

tem said...

UM will finish 8-4 and UM fans will cry a lot.

tem said...

whatever games tOSU wins will get vacated 4 years from now.

Keef said...

UM fans are worst* than tOSU fans

Keef said...

whatever games tOSU wins will get vacated 4 years from now.



This year doesn't matter

Breers Suck said...

"LP is too competitive to accept the fact that just getting the game and playing on the top level means he would lose games UM would not lose in real life."


I forget who I let beat me. Ratass Purdue, I think.

Breers Suck said...

I kinda wish Montee Ball went pro this year. I want to unleash James White.

Keef said...

I forget who I let beat me. Ratass Purdue, I think


They marched right down the field against me on the first series. I couldn't stop their QB. Then my D KO'd him for 4 weeks

tem said...

"This year doesn't matter"

then why are you making bets on it?

tem said...

i struggle to stop QBs who leave the pocket.

Keef said...

doesn't matter for osu, tembag

tem said...

my only chance is that they get hurt or fumble.

tem said...

your face doesn't matter

Keef said...

braxton miller gets hurt too much, too. He takes 1 hit and he's out for 1-2 quarters. Then some backup comes in with dreadlocks down to the middle of his back

kod said...

"bemidji has a mayor? Who knew?"



well, at least up until 2010 it was more like a king-we had only 2 over the past 50-60 years, each one serving about 25-30 years each

tem said...

WVU RB gets hurt a lot in the game.

tem said...

always on a play where the defender hits him after he already stepped out of bounds.

i should just stay in bounds. i get hurt more often when i run out of bounds.

Keef said...

I get hit a lot out of bounds, too. Are the penalties set on super low?

tem said...

i don't think they call late hit ever.

Keef said...

I had roughing the qb called against me

tem said...

yeah, they have that.

but i don't think late hit out of bounds is in the game.

tem said...

if its in the game, its in the game, except if it is late hit or QB/Center fumbles.

Keef said...

late hit out of bounds

Keef said...

late hit to qb is bad

Keef said...

unless the qb is running out of bounds

tem said...

roughing the passer is bad.

late hit to the QB any other time is A OK.

Keef said...

fair enough

tem said...

you also can't late hit after someone was tackled. you can't pile on the pile.

tem said...

you also can't fake injuries when the other team is running the no huddle.

Breers Suck said...

"i struggle to stop QBs who leave the pocket."


Yeah, I'm trying to find a scrambler or a guy rated as an athlete.

Breers Suck said...

None of the scramblers want to come to UW because of the style of play though. I should maybe change that.

Keef said...

I'll trade you Braxton Miller

tem said...

i can't stop those guys who scramble, but i am not good at scrambling either.

i have trouble sliding and my QB fumbles a lot.

tem said...

i wonder if changing your playbook to air raid or whatever will change the style of play when you recruit.

then you just change it back at game time.

El Padrino said...

keef why didnt you give me the name change i asked for

Keef said...

then you just change it back at game time.



I change mine every game. I'm trying to find a good pro-style o-fence

tem said...

i made a custom play book.

actually started with WISC offense and added some shotgun and pistol stuff.

tem said...

it was not that difficult.

tem said...

have some maryland I in there too.

got rid of pretty much anything that resembles an option.

El Padrino said...

that's something i would do if i ever play this game

El Padrino said...

i very much enjoy calling the plays

Breers Suck said...

I created a playbook but it sucked. I couldn't add everything I wanted so I scrapped it.

Keef said...

i made a custom play book.

actually started with WISC offense and added some shotgun and pistol stuff.




sounds like too much work for me

Keef said...

that's something i would do if i ever play this game



0%

Keef said...

I usually use either LSU's or USC's offense

Blue said...

"LP is too competitive to accept the fact that just getting the game and playing on the top level means he would lose games UM would not lose in real life."

I beat LSU with Idaho

Blue said...

i use boise state's playbook

tem said...

yeah but Idaho is great. UM sucks.

El Padrino said...

that would never happen in real life

Blue said...

i run probably 90% of my plays out of the pistol

Keef said...

I beat LSU with Idaho



That's only because honey badger got kickt* off the team

Keef said...

UM sucks

TWHNBS

Blue said...

"that would never happen in real life"

we'll see, week 3 baby

Blue said...

"That's only because honey badger got kickt* off the team"

he ran an INT and a punt back for TDs

Blue said...

and they scored a TD on a fumbled kickoff

Breers Suck said...

Pic no worky

Blue said...

basically, if LSU got in the open field, i was screwed, but their offense struggled a lot, and they couldn't stop my rushing attack

El Padrino said...

i run probably 90% of my plays out of the pistol

LMC

El Padrino said...

not like this matters but the rest of the lov population, if any, probably don't like this NCAA 13' talk

public service announcement

Breers Suck said...

So, the most psychotic conservative I know thinks Romney has this election locked up already. I want to mock him, but I don't want to hurt his feelings.

tem said...

the rest of the lov population is you.

Keef said...

keef why didnt you give me the name change i asked for



The series was 1-0 when you axed for it

tem said...

romney does have it locked up. write it down.

Breers Suck said...

"not like this matters but the rest of the lov population, if any, probably don't like this NCAA 13' talk"


Nobody cares, bro.

Keef said...

the rest of the lov population is you.



^^^

Keef said...

folks is dropping like flies

Breers Suck said...

"romney does have it locked up. write it down."

LEAVE MY KOD SIGNAL ALONE YOU TEMBAGGING SONOFABITCH

El Padrino said...

"The series was 1-0 when you axed for it"

yes i know that i had inside information the mess would lose all 6 games on this trip

Spaceman Spiff said...

lordzofncaa13.blogspot.com


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff

Iron Chef Redemption?

thoughts?"

haven't watched

El Padrino said...

"the rest of the lov population is you."

i dont mind, ns

aitch-jug-t-beth-kod-spiff might

even though they are sparsely*

El Padrino said...

"haven't watched"

me neither, not on yet

Breers Suck said...

They are sparsely what?

Blue said...

the stache tipped you off?

El Padrino said...

"So, the most psychotic conservative I know thinks Romney has this election locked up already. I want to mock him, but I don't want to hurt his feelings."

what is he supposed to think he is a psychotic conservative?

Breers Suck said...

"sparsely*"


EXACTLY

El Padrino said...

"the stache tipped you off?"

no logic

Breers Suck said...

"what is he supposed to think he is a psychotic conservative?"


I mean there is absolutely zero doubt in this guy's head. None. It's really fucked up. Oh, and he thinks people are out to get him & his family.

Blue said...

romney probably did already win


joseph smith pre-ordained it

tem said...

doesn't matter who wins they won't take office.

mayans say the world ends in december.

Blue said...

that was last year

Blue said...

hell froze over in 2008

Breers Suck said...

"that was last year"

No, that's this year

Keef said...

LP
Your name/pic is LOOKOUT!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"me neither, not on yet"

gotcha, looks like a bunch of people to root against, cuz spike has no chance again

no CHANCE in HELL!

Spaceman Spiff said...

hold up, just saw the web competition list for final person


COWAN!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

goddman, the gremlin is a possibility according to wiki and that indian fool, please no

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh, the indian guy is already in

Spaceman Spiff said...

cowan is a propah chef

tem said...

not like this matters but the rest of the lov population, if any, probably don't like this Iron Chef talk

Keef said...

I can't watch Iron Chef because i'm still trying to wake up early everyday to exercise

Spaceman Spiff said...

those people aren't iron chefs so it's all good

El Padrino said...

i hate the indian guy

shocker i know

all he does is cook shit coconut milk and uses mangos in everything

fuck him

El Padrino said...

keef and tem are butt buddies today

Breers Suck said...

Keith has a crush on tem for buying him a boob pump

kod said...

"romney does have it locked up. write it down."


ahahahahaha


hey ostrich, get your head out of the sand and start saving up your 1K


shades of Zeke guaranteeing McCain in 08, and blogging through the debates about how much he was kicking Obama's ass


but if Rs want to get crazy here, I 100% support that. Lock up Romney? Awesome, bring on the complacency and lowered turnout

kod said...

funny how I just assumed that came from EP


apologies EP


tem, you so crazy

El Padrino said...

apology accepted

Keef said...

change your name, weasel

Breers Suck said...

EP is the weaseliest weasel that ever weaseled.

Keef said...

weasels are awful

Keef said...

we should start a new owp site for LP

kod said...

"change your name, weasel"



did I lose another bet? I've been so wrapped up in the KC/Minni/Cle cellar race, I didn't think I made any others.

-btw, even if I lose that bet, thank you Keith, this bet has been the backbone of this entire otherwise forgettable Twins season (ns). It's actually been kind of fun seeing the Twins battle Cle and KC for bobbleheads

Breers Suck said...

Operation WeasElPad

Breers Suck said...

Firefox is now the only window open on my computer

Breers Suck said...

I'm outta here

Blue said...

"EP is the weaseliest weasel that ever weaseled."

says the guy who hasn't put up his picture yet


uncle joey

Breers Suck said...

Drinking night and starting to plot out my FNFL draft strategy

Breers Suck said...

Not saving pictures to this pc

Blue said...

there's this neat thing on blogger where you can link your picture to a webaddress.

Keef said...

did I lose another bet? I've been so wrapped up in the KC/Minni/Cle cellar race, I didn't think I made any others


No. LP

Keef said...

Not saving pictures to this pc


Go to imgur, paste the web address of the pic, and it'll give you an imgur url for it.

Keef said...

Or don't, and be a weasel like LP

Lookout said...

im changing my name although i do not agree with it

Lookout said...

"EP is the weaseliest weasel that ever weaseled."

stop it.

tem said...

i did not buy keith a boob pump.

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