Friday, August 17, 2012

FREE YO MIND

Sno Caps are the best.  I will not be told otherwise.

FOOOTBALLLL is three weeks away crackbags.  Get the fuck on it.  I almost read an article about how someday we won't want to watch football anymore and soccer will be more popular.  I think it's based off of something Terry Bradshaw said.  He is a complete retard who I'm sure as some sort of brain disease so I'm not sure why someone wrote an article on this.  But I'm sure it was complete nonsense.  I'm glad I didn't read it.  I will start prepping my footyball preview.  Boner.

Junior Mints are amazing.

I have an issue with showering.  Do you guys shower in the evening or the morning.  I prefer to shower in the morning.  Even before I had this bright idea of working out in the morning.  It just wakes me up.  I don't feel alive unless I take a shower.  But then I realize that fundamentally I am going to bed dirty.  And I like clean sheets.  Like my floors need to be clean, so do my sheets.  So to remedy this I have been showering at night AND in the morning.  On another note I might have OCD.

Did you guys know that Stan Lee isn't Chinese?

No shit Victor Conte.  Shut-up.

"1. Gerber Recalls Machetes Due to Laceration Hazard, http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml12/12248.html"

Gerber makes machetes?  I don't think they should make machetes the same place they make baby food.

Figured out The Matrix about 4 days ago.  It took me 12 years to figure that movie out.  Fuck you if you are laughing.


Funny thing about alcohol.  It's awesome.  And please keep your opinion to yourself.  Opinions are like smelly buttholes.  Everyone got one.

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tem said...

What is a snow cap?

tem said...

Football is too violent. Its barbaric. Soon we will be playing tummy sticks and haha puffs.

ToddPacker said...

"What is a snow cap?"

sno caps = chocolate candy

Lookout said...

it's like how could you not know what a sno-cap is?

have you never been inside a movie theater

kod said...

"Bar authorities in Illinois are seeking the disbarment of a lawyer convicted of smuggling Cuban cigars into the country back in the 1990s.

According to the 7th Circuit's ruling, Connors made 31 trips to and from Cuba between 1996 and 1999. The opinion recounts how Connors, after a tip from his ex-wife alerting authorities to his trips, was stopped at the Canadian border with a "trunkload of Cuban cigars." In four suitcases were 46 boxes of cigars, which could be sold for $350 per box."


eh, disbarment seems a bit harsh (ns); gotta watch out for the ole ex-wife tipoff though dude

Lookout said...

the honey badger is in rehab?

for weed? who needs rehab for weed

kod said...

great, 2 of MN's 3 nuclear plants are on emergency shutdown due to safety issues


The safety inspector sounds Homer-esque




Lookout said...

D'OH!

Blue said...

"for weed? who needs rehab for weed"

told you that shit was addictive...and i've seen too many people who can't quit it to say it's not

Breers Suck said...

I thought you were being S about The Matrix. You are the shame of the family.

tem said...

"have you never been inside a movie theater"

you are seriously asking me this?

Blue said...

I can do the AFC preview

Blue said...

which part of the matrix did he figure out....there's a lot of shit to decipher

tem said...

i'm going check out this snocap thing. i don't recall ever seeing them. ns

i am an SPK guy all the way.

kod said...

interesting.....



Kind of like how Dick Chaney is pro-gay rights, b/c his daughter is gay and he was forced to understand, well...


Paul Ryan is married to a Native descendent, and is actually pretty good on Native issues; heck, he's the only R I'm aware of to try and push the BIA to approve an off-Rez casino

"Rep. Don Young, R-Alaska, and current chair of the Subcommittee on Indian and Alaska Native Affairs, said one should never underestimate the importance of family relations when it comes to the interests and support of members of Congress."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ so true


tem said...

so romney was going for the indian vote.

bold strategy cotton.

Lookout said...

"you are seriously asking me this?"

yes and no, sno-caps are probably to the left of the SPK box

mind boggling you've never seen them

Lookout said...

which part of the matrix did he figure out....there's a lot of shit to decipher

the battery

tem said...

futurama had a matrix joke on it ednesday.

tem said...

can i buy a 'w'?

Keef said...

nice move by the Giants, LP

Lookout said...

yup

Classy

Lookout said...

"MSNBC Host: Romney Engaging In 'Niggerization' Of Obama..."


the fuck?
why is it ok for white democrats to say shit like this?

tem said...

i don't think that is OK at all.

tem said...

i'm voting perot again

Lookout said...

the pelosi's are who we thought they were!

Lookout said...

feeling better today tem?

tem said...

mccarthy was dating urlacher?

tem said...

i do feel better today.

tem said...

i'm still not sure we have sno caps at our theatres. i might check this weekend.

Lookout said...

please do.

Blue said...

yeah, go see Hope Springs and let us know

tem said...

i don't know what hope springs is.

i might go see the bourne movie.

Blue said...

hope springs is the meryl streep, tommy lee jones movie

Blue said...

right in your wheelhouse

Lookout said...

old sex

tem said...

you misunderstand my wheelhouse

tem said...

wheelhouse:

is it grease 2?

does it have michelle pfeiffer in it?

does shit blow up?

is it funny?

is it based on a comic book?

does it know what i want to watch?

is the ambiance nice?

Blue said...

does the theater have sno-caps

tem said...

kod, cowboy fans sues cowboy because a bench was too hot and burned her....legal thoughts?

Blue said...

those seats do get really fricken hot

tem said...

it was about the benches outside the stadium.

apparently she got 3rd degree burns from them.

tem said...

3rd degree sounds hot. is that worse than 1st degree?

Lookout said...

only one cupcake on the Giants schedule this year

Browns

I'm not considering Tampa or Carolina as cupcakes......

Lookout said...

"3rd degree sounds hot. is that worse than 1st degree?"

hell yeah

1st degree is like a sunburn

tem said...

i didn't know.

isn't a 1st degree felony really bad?

i never know the order these things go.

tem said...

browns just whupped the packers. even early on they whupped them.

browns might not be a cupcake.


Lookout said...

pussy riot band going to jail

Russia sounds nice

Lookout said...

browns might not be a cupcake.

maybe

kod said...

"told you that shit was addictive...and i've seen too many people who can't quit it to say it's not"


well, that's stupid; I meet plenty of fat fucks who can't stop shoving deep friend food down their pie hole....so clearly, friend food is also addictive as well, right?


*weed is absolutely habit forming, but it's non-addictive. The withdrawal is psychological only,

kod said...

"kod, cowboy fans sues cowboy because a bench was too hot and burned her....legal thoughts?"



it would take a pretty crazy combination of facts to make that viable...so, not enough info to say for sure, but seems very unlikely to prevail, other than through maybe a throwaway settlement (i.e. Dallas throwing a token sum their way to make it go away)

kod said...

I smoked weed every day for about 3-4 years.

When I was living in Winona, I was never able to take a day off. (habit forming)

When I moved to a different city, it was easy not to toke, and I went about 6-7 years without any (non-addictive)

tem said...

"so clearly, friend food is also addictive as well, right?"

friend food is addictive.

Lookout said...

agree

weed is non-addictive

tem said...

"The withdrawal is psychological only"

this would still count as withdrawal though, right?

Blue said...

"The withdrawal is psychological only,"

so it's addictive...got it

Blue said...

i've seen enough people who can't quit it, and yet tell me, "it's not addictive"

tem said...

different strokes for different folks.

some people get addicted to playing video games, some get addicted to hoarding shit in their house, some to weed, etc...

it can be addictive to some people but not everyone.

Blue said...

also depends on if you have an addictive personality


much like alcohol? is alcohol addictive...an alcoholic will tell you that it is.

Lookout said...

i've seen enough people who can't quit it, and yet tell me, "it's not addictive"

they dont want to then

Keef said...

Guatemala’s currency is named the quetzal, after the national bird.

kod said...

this would still count as withdrawal though, right?


Addiction should not be used lightly, it is a disease as well as a medical condition.


Most pleasurable things can be habit forming, and create feelings of withdrawal at least for some

lets see

eating
sleeping
exercising
work
video games (mentioned)
tv
sex ("addiction" is a joke)
etc.
etc.
etc.


Lookout said...

i think alcohol actually has addictive chemical reactions to the body though

it is addictive

who cares, only the weak can't quit something

kod said...

"much like alcohol? is alcohol addictive...an alcoholic will tell you that it is."



R? You know this little on the subject?

kod said...

i think alcohol actually has addictive chemical reactions to the body though

it is addictive


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



lookout understands what addictive means, even though I'm not sure who lookout is

Keef said...

mccarthy was dating urlacher?


Best man in my wedding hangs out with Urlacher's ex-wife all the time

Lookout said...

it's me

El Pad

Keef said...

lookout understands what addictive means, even though I'm not sure who lookout is



Look at the picture

Keef said...

It might be my finest mspaint

Lookout said...

it's really offensive

Breers Suck said...

"I meet plenty of fat fucks who can't stop shoving deep friend food down their pie hole....so clearly, friend food is also addictive as well, right?"


Yes, fried food is addictive, as is fast food. When you consume it regularly, the body reacts to it and releases endorphins. Chemical reaction.

I thought we've all seen Super Size Me.

Keef said...

it's really offensive



It's not an mspaint of your face

Blue said...

you're right..marijuana doesn't do anything to effect the chemical balance of your body.

"Estimates from research suggest that about 9 percent of users become addicted to marijuana; this number increases among those who start young (to about 17 percent) and among daily users (25-50 percent)."

Blue said...

you can get that info here

if you want the facts as opposed to some pothead telling you

tem said...

"Addiction is the continued use of a mood altering substance or behaviour despite adverse dependency consequences,[1] or a neurological impairment leading to such behaviors.[2]"

"Addictions can include, but are not limited to, alcohol abuse, drug abuse, exercise abuse, and gambling"

blessed be.

tem said...

"Dr. Jack E. Henningfield of NIDA ranked the relative addictiveness of 6 substances (cannabis, caffeine, cocaine, alcohol, heroin and nicotine). Cannabis ranked least addictive, with caffeine the second least addictive and nicotine the most.[19]"

blessed be the other way

tem said...

"Cannabis dependence is a condition defined in DSM-IV applying the general concept of substance dependence to cannabis.[1][2]"

blessed be

tem said...

blue's link is a .gov.

you can't trust a .gov

kod said...

you can get that info here

if you want the facts as opposed to some pothead telling you


::shakes head::

you mean I can get the facts from the US government website? Since there has never been any intentional propaganda out there against marijuana, spread by our government

and clearly the war on drugs never happened, or it happened and was a smashing success.

Hey, get the facts on why cigs are good...let me provide you a link to Marlboro's website

tem said...

i doubt marlboro's webiste says that cigarettes are good.

kod said...

good point tem


almost a double dragon, but yours was much less snarky

Lookout said...

those facts are brought to you by people who make money off of helping you beat these "addictions"

kod said...

"i doubt marlboro's webiste says that cigarettes are good."


of course they infer it....good is different than healthy.

kod said...

"those facts are brought to you by people who make money off of helping you beat these "addictions""



geez, you're really impressing me today lookout (ns)

Blue said...

so you're telling me that research lies.

ok

Lookout said...

by some logic here one could say angry birds is addictive

kod said...

"so you're telling me that research lies.

ok"



lies, damn lies, and statistics

Blue said...

look, i get that you love your weed.

I get that everyone thinks is super awesome and should be legal (which i agree with).

but don't sit here and tell me it's not addictive. you just make yourself look dumb.

Addiction is not black and white...is it as addictive as crack, no. But to say that there is no level of addiction is just a moron who smoked too much pot in their day, and burnt out all the braincells that are used for logic and reasoning.

Lookout said...

"geez, you're really impressing me today lookout (ns)"

dont worry things will fall back into palce when the election starts heating up

you'll be back to calling me a moron

Keef said...

"addiction" is pretty fucking vague

Lookout said...

But to say that there is no level of addiction is just a moron who smoked too much pot in their day, and burnt out all the braincells that are used for logic and reasoning.

dont waste ya talent C

/zeke

kod said...

"but don't sit here and tell me it's not addictive. you just make yourself look dumb.

Addiction is not black and white...is it as addictive as crack, no. But to say that there is no level of addiction is just a moron who smoked too much pot in their day, and burnt out all the braincells that are used for logic and reasoning."



WADR you sound like a fucking idiot on this topic; "burnt out all their braincells"...it's like you get all your facts from the US gov't circa 1930

Blue said...

kod is hippie


go smoke a peace pipe kod

Blue said...

other than calling me names, what facts have you offered up counselor?

Keef said...

slapslapslap

kod said...

"go smoke a peace pipe kod"


eh, around 6 PM or so, perhaps

Lookout said...

just a moron who smoked too much pot in their day, and burnt out all the braincells that are used for logic and reasoning.

yeah well this moron quit easily

Keef said...

"go smoke a peace pipe kod"



I prefer tincture

/kod

Blue said...

none

nobody has any research that says it's "not addictive".

is the level of addiction lower than nicotine...of course.

but to say it's not addictive, is just giving in to the hippie propaganda and not doint any research, just using your personal experience.

You're lucky, you were one of the 50% who got out.

Blue said...

"yeah well this moron quit easily"

you were one of the 83%...congrats

Keef said...

so is it 50% or 83%?

Blue said...

kod's argument skills are all "smoke" and mirrors

Keef said...

blue is just making up stats now

Keef said...

kod's argument skills are all "smoke" and mirrors



Lawyerspeak. Got it

Blue said...

50% is the everyday user

83% is the started at a young age

Aitch said...

"Nice move by the Giants"

Agreed. Very classy.

kod said...

"other than calling me names, what facts have you offered up counselor?"


hey, 9 out of every 10 things I say to you or about you is positive


but, when you say dumb shit, I'll let you know

I say dumb shit too, don't get me wrong.

but what more facts would you like? what do you feel you need to hear or read to keep an open mind, and consider the possibilities that you may be wrong on this? We both can find study after study stating different things but as lookout pointed out, look to the sources and examine the motives.

It's like global warming, about 75% of experts believe it's real, 20% don't, and 5% have been hired by the Koch brothers to back up what they want to be found. Do we just post hundreds of reports stating different things?

You're too smart and too important to be so wrong on this, tell me what you need to see, and I'll find it (just give me some time, I'm working about 60-70 hr weeks these days)

kod said...

"You're lucky, you were one of the 50% who got out."


I go in and out regularly. It's too unhealthy to be sustainable all the time, but too enjoyable to never partake.


So, for some months I'll smoke regularly, some months barely at all, I'll go weeks at a time without touching it, I'll go weeks at a time hitting it regularly

-it's not like alcohol, now THAT was hard for me to cut way back on

Lookout said...

bottom line is blue

weed at it's core has no higher of a dependacy rate as coffee

toking 5 or 6 times a day however can effect the individual and possibly create an illusion of an addiction

why because, it's a habit, habits are broken all the time right?

addiction is vague but checmical addiction is not, i dont believe weed is a chemical addiction


Blue said...

now EP is saying that caffeine isn't addictive

Keef said...

kod
Here's my take on it. It probably doesn't mean shit, but whatever. To say that it is not at all addictive is crazy. It may not have been addictive to you, but it's addictive to others. Like I said, addictive is a vague word. I've smoked cigarettes before. And I drink every now and then. Those things aren't addictive to me. But you would say I was a moron if I said that tobacco & alcohol aren't addictive because I didn't become addicted to them. You can't possibly believe that there is zero addiction to mj

Lookout said...

"now EP is saying that caffeine isn't addictive"

low dependacy i said

Lookout said...

your body doesnt go into withdrawal if you don't smoke a bone

or if you skip the morning coffee

heroin

now that is some shit right there

Blue said...

when in Rome to all of this


Lookout said...

habit

addiction

two different things in my book
maybe that is the problem

Lookout said...

Rome it is.

Blue said...

I honestly think if the weed pundits, would just give a little and admit that it can be addictive, is habit forming, and that users should have some warning.

I think the government would be a lot more inclined to figuring out a way to legalize and tax

Lookout said...

like cigarettes

Breers Suck said...

"weed at it's core has no higher of a dependacy rate as coffee"


WOAH! Coffee dependency is OFF THE CHARTS.

Blue said...

it's legal here in Denver (still federally illegal though)

dispensaries are very profitable, and they've figured out a way to tax it. The price on the street has gone WAY down, and the dispensaries are ridiculously cheap.

Keef said...

your body doesnt go into withdrawal if you don't smoke a bone

or if you skip the morning coffee




Yours, maybe not. But you can't speak for everyone on that. Cmk can't go a day without her cup of coffee. If she doesn't get it, she's a wreck.

Keef said...

But she's a women*, and she's bat shi cray, so that probably plays a part

Lookout said...

NBA wives

kod said...

"kod
Here's my take on it. It probably doesn't mean shit, but whatever. To say that it is not at all addictive is crazy. It may not have been addictive to you, but it's addictive to others. Like I said, addictive is a vague word....."


1) it does

2) When in doubt, I go to Webster's dictionary:

"compulsive need for and use of a habit-forming substance (as heroin, nicotine, or alcohol) characterized by tolerance and by well-defined physiological symptoms upon withdrawal;"


-there are no "well-defined physiological symptoms upon withdrawal" from marijuana and, does not fit the definition

Keef said...

-there are no "well-defined physiological symptoms upon withdrawal" from marijuana and, does not fit the definition



For everyone? You're saying that withdrawal from marijuana doesn't created physiological symptoms for anyone?

kod said...

"that aren't psychosomatic? yes, that's exactly what I'm saying"

Breers Suck said...

"there are no "well-defined physiological symptoms upon withdrawal" from marijuana and, does not fit the definition"


I know people that when they're not high, they are absolute bumbling fools. Like, can't quite speak straight or hold a thought.

kod said...

not sure why I quoted my comment there

kod said...

"I know people that when they're not high, they are absolute bumbling fools. Like, can't quite speak straight or hold a thought."



-the people I know like that tripped way too many times


-stay away from acid and shrooms kids

Keef said...

I smoked cigs for like a month right after I moved to Ohio in '95. I never became addicted to them. I never felt like I "had" to have one. I did it because I had friends who smoked. I realized it was dumb so I stopped. I had zero physiological symptoms when I quit. But I can't say that nicotine isn't addictive just because I didn't have withdrawals.

Like blue said, I'm not comparing the addiction of mj compared to nicotine. But I'm not going to be naive enough to think that it doesn't exist at all

kod said...

"But I'm not going to be correct enough to think that it doesn't exist at all"


*fixed

Breers Suck said...

"-the people I know like that tripped way too many times"


I have a couple friends that used to roll pretty much daily, and now they can barely move their jaws when they speak.

Say no to ecstasy, kids.

Keef said...

"But I'm not going to be correct enough to think that it doesn't exist at all"



I'm glad to hear that no person in the history of man has ever had physiological symptoms from quitting weed.

Keef said...

There aren't too many things that you can apply to every person who ever existed. It's cool that this is one of them.

kod said...

if someone tells you they are addicted to weed, the cure is easy


change up the routine

stay somewhere else for the night,

take a long walk,

go work out,

jerk one off

-just do something different, but something other than just substituting another mind or mood altering chemical


whatever, that's all you have to do, just change the routine


Breers Suck said...

Can you add a signature to gmail?

Keef said...

Say no to ecstasy, kids.



That's the only thing I've done. Wow, those were crazy times

kod said...

"There aren't too many things that you can apply to every person who ever existed. It's cool that this is one of them."



slip sliiding away

your slip sliiding awaaayaay

kod said...

is good at grammer

Keef said...

change up the routine



Couldn't you use the same logic for other addictions?

Lookout said...

no

tell a heroin addict to take a wlak watch what happens

Keef said...

I'm not saying all addictions.

tem said...

is this more kodbagging?

tem said...

i think you all are being kodbagged.

kod said...

"Couldn't you use the same logic for other addictions?"



well, you COULD, but it would only be effective for the habits you have mislabeled as addictions

kod said...

i think you all are being kodbagged.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



gotta watch out for me on Fridays; I put tembagging LOV on my calender

Keef said...

i think you all are being kodbagged



Good point.

Fucking kod. You kodbagging sonofabitch

Keef said...

well played

kod said...

"Entering Friday, Justin Morneau has been much more effective against right-handed pitching this season, with a .309 batting average as opposed to .218 against left-handers. Also, 14 of his 16 HRs and 45 of 58 RBIs have come against righties."


I just don't get his situation; I try to justify the huge drop from all the concussions....but how does a concussion make you suck against lefties only

Aitch said...

" blue is just making up stats now"

Well, people can make up stats to justify anything. 43% of all people know that, Kent.

-Homer Simpson

kod said...

I'm done kodbaggin here, asking this (ns)


is there ever talk or suspicion about him ever juicing back around his MVP campaign? It doesn't seem like him, but, it would explain things a little more, at least in my mind.

tem said...

kod is great

tem said...

"is there ever talk or suspicion about him ever juicing back around his MVP campaign?"

not that i know of, but i would not be surprised either.

tem said...

i'm addicted to boobies

tem said...

also i have bad gas today.

Lookout said...

Sun Jifa, a 51-year-old farmer in China, lost both hands in an explosion and has spent the last eight years building new bionic hands.

Blue said...

fuckign farmers

tem said...

his new hands are heavy and hot he said.

but they are suite*.

tem said...

he watched star wars and built that

Blue said...

fucking kod bagger

pushing the envelope

tem said...

i ruined the kod bag. i have ruiners remorse.

tem said...

i'd go toke up to feel better, but i might get addicted.

tem said...

also i have no idear* where to buy weed.

Blue said...

dispensary

Keef said...

I just don't get his situation; I try to justify the huge drop from all the concussions....but how does a concussion make you suck against lefties only




Many LH hitters have a higher BA against RH pitchers than they do LH pitchers

tem said...

he used to not suck against either.

tem said...

buying some land in denver monday.

sounds fun.

tem said...

i will have to go visit it and hang out with blue at his excercise facility.

Keef said...

he used to not suck against either.


He's older. Players get worst* as they get older. Unless they're juicing.

Keef said...

excercise facility.



Knows English

tem said...

i know english, i can't spell

kod said...

"not that i know of, but i would not be surprised either."



that's where I'm at too

Keef said...

Sometimes shit just happens.

Lookout said...

forest gump

Blue said...

maybe all the LH pitchers he's facing are on the juice now

Keef said...

At least half of the LH pitchers are juicing

/Conte

Lookout said...

i'd like victor conte's comments on this please

Keef said...

wall

kod said...

"maybe all the LH pitchers he's facing are on the juice now"


I like that theory, I may steal that from you someday (ns)

Lookout said...

prince fielder looks disgusting

Breers Suck said...

"prince fielder looks disgusting"

I blame Miggy

Breers Suck said...

That and everybody looks worse in Detroit.

Keef said...

That and everybody looks worse in Detroit.



jilted lover

Lookout said...

"As recently as a couple of weeks ago, the White House was putting out feelers to see if Hillary Clinton was interested in replacing Joe Biden on the ticket," Klein told Secrets. "Bill Clinton, I'm told, was urging his wife to accept the number two spot if it was formally offered. Bill sees the vice presidency as the perfect launching pad for Hillary to run for president in 2016."


Man Billy will stop at nothing to try and get back in that house.

it aint happening bro

Keef said...

What is more likely to happen? Billy getting back into the white house, or LP attending an LOV summit?

Keef said...

or are they both 0%?

tem said...

billy getting back to the white house is way more likely.

Breers Suck said...

Bill Clinton will get back in the White House. He's become a very valuable diplomat to the US.

tem said...

bill clinton should be VP

Breers Suck said...

"jilted lover"


Scorned.

But anyway, he was replaced incredibly well

Blue said...

yeah, that's the dream ticket..

tem said...

breers suck according to some guy on this blog

Blue said...

7-11 nachos are great

Blue said...

but...bill clinton is right


if Hillary is the Veep, that's the perfect platform to run for PotUSoA in 2016

Blue said...

he's so smart

Blue said...

not really

/al gore

tem said...

VP is a terrible platform to be the next president.

tem said...

when is the last time the vp became the next president?

Keef said...

But anyway, he was replaced incredibly well



Noodle Arm?

Keef said...

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