Thursday, August 30, 2012

football

I had my first fantasy draft on Tuesday night, it was an on line Yahoo draft. I prefer live drafts, although I do like that you can knock out a fantasy draft on line in about an hour and a half. I had the 6th pick and ended up with Brady. I took Cruz in the 2nd, Trent Richardson in the 3rd, Dez Bryant in the 4th, and then some other players. I have three more live drafts this weekend and early next week. Good times! I also have tomorrow off...better times! Lp I think they need more farts in movies and TV shows. They are always funny, always! Plus it would make the shows more realistic. A young Shooter McGavin I think Clemens wants to play in the majors this season, even if he does throw just one inning for the Astros, just to push his HOF eligibility back 5 years. That's 5 more years removed from all the steroid stuff and time seems to heal most wounds. By that time most of the guys who were big names through the steroid stuff will have been on the ballot at least one time and he'll get to see it all play out. It would be funny if he did pitch a game for the Astros and ended up testing positive. They have to test him, right? We have "random" tests here in the guard they always randomly seem to happen when someone gets back from a vacation. Weird! Replacement refs should be fun! I don't have anything else to say...GO!

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Jugdish said...

Forgot spacing...oops

Beth said...

Could be worse Jug. Our office just received a letter from an attorney complaining about our client's bill. Or as he put it, they charge an "absorbent" amount of money.

Blue said...

didn't know EP was a lawyer

Beth said...

If it was EP, that would've been on purpose.

Mize said...

Whatta gotta pull a fast one on you geniuses?

Blue said...

week 14 yet meiz

Mize said...

No, I didn't have time between work & horseshoes banquet. Then I was pretty drunk, and didn't feel like it.

Mize said...

Hold your whoreses

Blue said...

gotchya

no worries

Blue said...

how much did you win from HShoes

Blue said...

big morning

Mize said...

$100

Tyler said...

Is there an LOV Yahoo football league this year or are we just rolling with the keeper?

Mize said...

I think we're just doing the Keeper

Tyler said...

So Deluxe will go down in the annuals of LOV history as the final Yahoo Football Champion. Dark times.

Blue said...

yes and no

Tyler said...

So it's weird that in the LOV league I'm keeping 3 receivers and only one running back right?

Tyler said...

I basically don't know what to do with Dez Bryant. I am keeping him as of today.

Tyler said...

But then I'd be letting of of Sproles. I don't know what to do.

Tyler said...

I'm going to pick up RGIII off of waivers and keep him and Cam. That's what I'll do.

Tyler said...

Dammit, I can't do that. Stupid ESPN.

Jugdish said...

These LT interviews are trainwrecks this morning.

tem said...

i am only keeping like 2 people. my espn team sux.

Mize said...

Jug, who is your people's big mystery speaker tonight?

Keef said...

white peoples?

Keef said...

So it's weird that in the LOV league I'm keeping 3 receivers and only one running back right?



Bro, read a book

/LP

tem said...

keep your kicker

Tyler said...

Dez Bryant - OUT
Darren Sproles - IN

Keef said...

College footyball tonight!

Keef said...

Why are you worrying about a stupid game? We have a house to find NOW!

/CMT

Tyler said...

According to ESPN's PPR rankings. Dez Bryant will implode anyway.

Tyler said...

Why are you worrying about a stupid game? We have a house to find NOW!

/CMT


Yeah, I just had to tell her we have to reorganize our Saturday because the Keeper draft is at 11am. That's when we were going to drive by some houses. Can't wait for that email to come through.

Keef said...

that's awesome

Keef said...

cmk is getting her nails done during draft time, so that workt* out well for me

kod said...

"Jug, who is your people's big mystery speaker tonight?"


I hate to ruin the surprise, but it's going to be Trump coming to fire Obama apprentice style

90% of Republicans will think it's hilarious, while the 75% of remaining Americans will roll their eyes

Keef said...

spoiler alert

Mize said...

"Darren Sproles - IN"


I am the opposite of high on Darren Sproles.

Tyler said...

I am the opposite of high on Darren Sproles.

I'm not thrilled either, but I am less thrilled about Dez Bryant (that's what I get for missing the first three rounds of the draft last year).

Tyler said...

Keeper league's a PPR league too, right? Sproles is really more of a receiver-back anyway.

Tyler said...

CMT has yet to respond to my email. Not so good, Al.

Keef said...

Welcome to 2012, Utar

Blue said...

fuck me sideways

Tyler said...

"Utah's liquor laws can be complicated and confusing"

Yeah, you can say that again. Terrible place to spend any amount of time in.

Blue said...

google needs to stop asking for my phone number

Keef said...

your face is complicated and confusing

Keef said...

google needs to stop asking for my phone number



They want to call you, maybe

kod said...

"Backup quarterback Matt Moore then quizzed him on a few teams. Tannehill had the Chiefs in the NFC East and the Giants in the NFC North. And then Moore laughed and said, "How do you not know this?""


and to think I was shocked by McNizzle not knowing about ties, this is far worse

tem said...

divisions be hard you

tem said...

some chick in iceland was looking for herself

tem said...

cmt says NO draft. you are going to drive by houses.

kod said...

"recall the Arizona cert petition on the next major immigration case filed earlier this summer. In the lower court, when Arizona had no say in the caption, the case was called Gonzales v. Arizona. Gonzales was the lead plaintiff, and a lot of people and groups signed on. Now that Arizona has lost below, they rewrote the caption. The case is now captioned Arizona v. Inter Tribal Council of Arizona. All the rest of the respondents are listed in alphabetical order, including Gonzales, except the tribal respondents, who are listed first. If the Court hears this case, it’ll be an Indian-related case first and foremost. Arizona knows what it’s doing."


wow, fucking sneaky, AZ

horrified, but I gotta admit, that's cunning

kod said...

somewhere George Orwell is either celebrating, or crying

tem said...

why are Indians in a case about immigration?

this case instantly becomes something i have no interest in. it now seems like normal pointless wasting of government time and money.

AZ is smart. i don't care about this at all anymore.

Tyler said...

cmt says NO draft. you are going to drive by houses.

It's worse than that, I forgot we were supposed to go to the Credit Union to get pre-approved AND THEN go look at houses.

We might be able to get pre-approved from them online. Looking into that.

Tyler said...

So I am fucked.

Tyler said...

This year was gonna be MY YEAR in the keeper league too. Oh well.

Keef said...

haaaa-haaaaa


Mize said...

"So I am fucked."


Nice job getting married.

Keef said...

No, that ends when you get married

ToddPacker said...

"I hate to ruin the surprise, but it's going to be Trump coming to fire Obama apprentice style"

I thought someone mention that it might be Clint Eastwood

ToddPacker said...

mentioned

kod said...

"why are Indians in a case about immigration?

this case instantly becomes something i have no interest in. it now seems like normal pointless wasting of government time and money.

AZ is smart. i don't care about this at all anymore."


iswydt, well done

it also goes from a type of case that the states almost always lose (immigration) to the type of case where odds say they almost can't lose (Indian Tribes have been on the losing end of nearly every SC case since Roberts/Alito joined on)


Keef said...

Indian Tribes have been on the losing end of nearly every SC case since Roberts/Alito joined on



woe

Keef said...

Mishitgan is going to beat Bama

Mize said...

Keith feasting on the plight of the Native American. Heartless.

Keef said...

how could I be so heartless

Keef said...

I'm a native american

Tyler said...

We can submit an application online! The Year Of Tyler™ is back on!

Keef said...

how could I be so dr. evil
I'm bringing out a side of me that i don't know-oh

Keef said...

We can submit an application online! The Year Of Tyler™ is back on!



I'm going to take the full amount of time for every pick

Tyler said...

You. Are. An. As.

Keef said...

thank you

Keef said...

Don't drink during the draft. You don't want to be throwing up while you're looking at houses later

ToddPacker said...

"Mishitgan is going to beat Bama"

bold prediction.... could mark the end of the SEC's dominance

Mize said...

"You. Are. An. As."


You are for being the guy that bitches about people using the allotted amount of time.

Keef said...

No, I am an ass

tem said...

"how could I be so dr. evil
I'm bringing out a side of me that i don't know-oh"

shocking, but tem knows this song.

thanks to dia frampton and the voice.

tem said...

If we do the summit in vegas does that mean tyler and keith can go?

Keef said...

I can do it if it's in Phoenix

Keef said...

Definitely if it's in Gilbert

Tyler said...

If we do the summit in vegas does that mean tyler and keith can go?

Most likely. Phoenix is like 100 miles further than Vegas, but I could probably drive that too.

Tyler said...

"You are for being the guy that bitches about people using the allotted amount of time."

Hey, I understand using it if the top five guys in your queue just got drafted with the five picks in front of you. Because that happens. Burning down the counter every time on purpose is different.

Mize said...

VEGAS! VEGAS! VEGAS! VEGAS!

Tyler said...

If you spend the other 18 picks queuing guys up, you shouldn't have to burn the clock down on every pick.

kod said...

I'm with Tyler, but I keep my impatience to myself, because it is a silly thing to get annoyed over

Tyler said...

Mize, I thought you were the one who didn't want to go to Vegas?

Mize said...

"Mize, I thought you were the one who didn't want to go to Vegas?"

A long time ago. I changed my tune on that some while ago.

Keef said...

If it's in Phoenix, you can all stay at csil's feces infested condo because she's living with her boy now

Mize said...

I would prefer to not stay on the strip though. I also need to do Fremont St or whatever its called.

Mize said...

Tell us about the feces

Keef said...

she has 2 dogs & a cat. Her condo is like 700 sqft. She used to leave them home a lot. She tore up her carpet because she wanted to put down laminate. She didn't put down laminate. She has concrete floors. There was shit & piss all over. There is a litter box there. When you walk in the door, you want to turn around and walk right back out.

Tyler said...

If you want to go to Old People's Vegas™, I have free lodgings in Bullhead AZ, which is right across the river from Laughlin, NV.

I think they still have $1 or less tables.

tem said...

"csil's feces infested condo because she's living with her boy now"

sounds unappealing.

Keef said...

Dude, Laughlin is grate*

tem said...

" I have free lodgings in Bullhead AZ, which is right across the river from Laughlin, NV.

I think they still have $1 or less tables."

do they have beer?
how is the ambiance?
do they know what i want to bet on before i bet on it?

Tyler said...

do they have beer? - that can be arranged

how is the ambiance? - it's Old People Vegas™. There are old people there. There's a tribute to Barry Manilow show at one of the hotels.

do they know what i want to bet on before i bet on it? - They have Keno

Tyler said...

Laughlin's official tagline is "It's Like You Own The Place"

Tyler said...

But I doubt Mize wants to fly all the way out here and go to Laughlin. Gotta go Vegas.

tem said...

it has laugh in the name. it should be fun.

tem said...

isn't vegas driving distance for keith?

tem said...

i already stopped caring.

so if we do vegas then tyler is in. does that put H out or jug out?

Tyler said...

Yes, I think it's even further for him than for me. If Phoenix is ok I could do that.

Keef said...

I was kidding about Phoenix. You guys don't need to go to Phoenix. That's not that fun of a trip

Keef said...

I'm not gonna be the guy who only goes if you fly to where I'm at.

Keef said...

I'm not LP

*fized

tem said...

wall

kod said...

Keith, this bet we made is going to the wife

apparently neither the Twins nor the Indians want to give up on that last place finish

I'm starting to feel a bit like Rachel Phelps here

kod said...

and yes, admittedly I did have to look up her name on imdb.com


kod said...

Still feeling like I got the edge though


Cleveland's schedule is significantly tougher IMO

Mize said...

Is Kod having cmKod put a pox on the Indians? Did I read that right?

Keef said...

Keith, this bet we made is going to the wife



Let's not get the wifes* involved

Keef said...

apparently neither the Twins nor the Indians want to give up on that last place finish



Crazy that Cleveland is even in this situation considering they were in 1st place in June/early July

kod said...

damn


f r


they look so similar



kod said...

"Crazy that Cleveland is even in this situation considering they were in 1st place in June/early July"



right? Up until about 2-3 weeks ago I thought I was competing against the Royals

Keef said...

I wouldn't have remembered what a Rachel Phelps was if you hadn't said you looked it up on imdb

Blue said...

i might could do vegas

Blue said...

i can drive there...everyone fly in to denver and drive with blue

Mize said...

"i can drive there...everyone fly in to denver and drive with blue"

Not it. No time for that shit.

Aitch said...

"i can drive there...everyone fly in to denver and drive with blue"

I did this last year with Jug. Flew into Houston and we drove to Austin. Not sure I wanna drive with Blue though. though I'm sure his Bentley is comfortable.

Aitch said...

I just chose my keepers in the ESPN league. However I will not be able to be at the draft Saturday. Woe.

Aitch said...

"Or as he put it, they charge an "absorbent" amount of money."

Right. You absorbed too much of his clients money.

Blue said...

it's a lot fucking farther than driving from Houston to Austin

I think it's a good 10 hours from here

Blue said...

google maps says 12 hours, but they drive too slow

Aitch said...

"it's a lot fucking farther than driving from Houston to Austin

I think it's a good 10 hours from here"

Pass.

Aitch said...

I could possibly do Vegas. Depends on time frame. And cost as always.

kod said...

"i can drive there...everyone fly in to denver and drive with blue"

Not sure if you're ready for a road trip with Dr. Gonzo 2.0; but if so, then.....

"As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of Denver for at least 48 hours."

Mize said...

"I did this last year with Jug. Flew into Houston and we drove to Austin."


And then I wound up flying to Houston, which was bullshit.

Keef said...

I would of* guessed that LV was more than 12 hours from Denver

Keef said...

If everyone flies in to Denver and drives to LV, they can stop at the Grand Canyon like the Griswalds

Mize said...

"Not sure if you're ready for a road trip with Dr. Gonzo 2.0; but if so, then....."


I've always wanted to road trip it to Vegas from here in a convertible. Even before I'd ever seen the movie.

Mize said...

Or blue could send us a couple jets to pick us up.

I got some snaps on the petrol.

Blue said...

a lot of people here do the drive to Vegas, i guess it's a great drive, very picturesque.

used to could fly there cheaper than driving, but don't think that's the case anymore

Blue said...

grand canyon is out of the way, we drive through Utar and stop for happy hour

Keef said...

12 hour drive home from Vegas would be worst* than sticking a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger

Keef said...

A 4 hour drive home from Vegas is bad enough

tem said...

"Not sure I wanna drive with Blue though. though I'm sure his Bentley is comfortable."

blue would make you drive him.

he'd say "H, you drive for a living right? well here's the keys, i'll be in the back of the limo with the champagne and big tittied secretary"

Keef said...

It's OK! I'm a limo driver!

tem said...

"12 hour drive home from Vegas would be worst* than sticking a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger"

i disagree. unless the gun was not loaded. even then i might disagree.

i would not disagree if it was a squirt gun with kool aid.

Mize said...

I want a sweet buffet in Vegas. Didn't have the chance in '07 because booze.

Mize said...

And wandering around alone.

kod said...

i guess it's a great drive, very picturesque.


^^^^^^^^^^


When I moved out to L.A./San Diego in 2003, I drove through Denver and Las Vegas on the way out there; amazing drive, once you get near Denver

the first leg of Mpls to Denver via Omaha on the other hand, is one of the most boring and ugly drives imaginable (but I also went right after a massive wildfire, so much was just scorched earth)


Aitch said...

about $375 to fly to Vegas.

kod said...

"Jones-Drew entered Day 35 of his holdout Wednesday. The star running back wants a new deal after leading the league with 1,606 yards rushing last season. He has two years remaining on a five-year, front-loaded contract worth $31 million. He is scheduled to make $4.45 million this season and $4.95 million in 2013."


why would an NFL owner ever agree to front load a contract in this day and age? Geez, it's a complete lose-lose; player does great, they're probably going to hold out. Player sucks or gets hurt, you're stuck having paid most of the contract out

tem said...

players won't take a back loaded contract because they know they will get cut beore they see the money.

tem said...

salary cap shenanigans play a part as well.

kod said...

"players won't take a back loaded contract because they know they will get cut beore they see the money."


makes science, but that's nothing a little creative collusion can't solve



Keef said...

back loaded reminds kod of the good ol' days

tem said...

"but that's nothing a little creative collusion can't solve"

i don't think players and owners get along well enough to collude.

well some do but I don't think most do.

kod said...

darn you Pedro Floriman


I've never heard of you before, but from that last AB I'm pretty sure you belong on the Mets

kod said...

bottom of the 9th, down by one run, 2 on, 1 out

strike 1 (looking)
ball
strike 2 (looking)
strike 3 (looking)


ouch, Twins lose 5-4

kod said...

"Actor Clint Eastwood is the so-called "mystery speaker," who will address the Republican National Convention on Thursday night, according to CNN."



good call tp

Keef said...

Is Gorillaz going to perform?

tem said...

rage against the machine is

tem said...

and john rich

tem said...

and cowboy troy

kod said...

"rage against the machine is"


Yes, I hear they are even going to let Ryan sing some lead vocals, since they are such huge fans

Keef said...

tem

Did you know that Gorillaz has a song called Clint Eastwood?

Keef said...

In other words.... DYSWIDT?

tem said...

you know that i don't know that

why even ask?

tem said...

i don't even know if Gorillaz is a group, a guy, a girl, or anything.

i do not go apeshit for Gorillaz.

kod said...

Nice speech btw Ryan, never let little things, like say, the truth, get in the way of making your point


Romney camp response was even better and more transparent:

"We're not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers."





kod said...

fact checkers to Romney/Ryan = keith to EP


Keef said...

you know that i don't know that

why even ask?




Because Gorillaz and Clint Eastwood have a correlation

Mize said...

Thank god Kod isn't on twitter. His head would explode.

Tyler said...

I want a sweet buffet in Vegas. Didn't have the chance in '07 because booze.

That will not be a problem.

kod said...

"Thank god Kod isn't on twitter. His head would explode."


I was, it almost did, I never went back

Mize said...

Tem, Clint Eastwood is an outstanding song. You should look it up.

Tyler said...

I went to Vegas for a bachelor party one time and it was a debacle and we still made it to like four buffets even when everyone was barely conscious from drinking. We got kicked out a buffet because the bachelor knocked over our table that was full of plates and food and then threw up.

Tyler said...

No, that was not my bachelor party.

Keef said...

Clint Eastwood is an outstanding song


^^^^^^

Tyler said...

I am uploading every Gorillaz song I have. I will provide a link when it's done.

kod said...

I was in Vegas for a night, off the strip (on the trip west)


I won $150 in about 5 minutes, and was then threatened by two old Russians. (I'm pretty sure they were threatening me, I don't speak Russian, but by the volume of their voices and look on their faces, I think I did something to rile them up pretty good). At least it got me to leave quickly while ahead.

I also ended up puking on the carpet in my hotel room later that night quasi-drinking alone (taking shots with an old friend over the phone).

All around A+ night

Keef said...

fucking kod

Tyler said...

Hmmmmmmm, this seems to be taking longer than I thought it would. This T1 line has a terrible upload speed.

Aitch said...

"Tem, Clint Eastwood is an outstanding song. You should look it up."

Indeed.

tem said...

i refuse.

tem said...

i'll go matt hammill before i listen to it.

tem said...

that's right, i will be a deaf UFC fighter before i listen to that song.

Tyler said...

Oh man you are missing out.

Tyler said...

I can't seem to make a Dropbox folder public, I have to invite people? This blows.

Tyler said...

Oh well. I tried. Kod, if you still want it let me know and I'll send you a Dropbox invite through FB.

Keef said...

I ain't happy
I'm feeling sad
I've got sunshine
in a bag
I'm useless
but not for long
the future
is coming on

tem said...

sounds like it is about drugs.

tem said...

drugs are bad and addictive.

Keef said...

I think it's about killing hisself

tem said...

oh. killing yourself is bad.

Keef said...

Not if you're choosing between that or driving home 12 hours from vegas

tem said...

says you

tem said...

time to go home. good to see jug posting a lot today.

Mize said...

"I am uploading every Gorillaz song I have. I will provide a link when it's done."


YASSSSS!!!!

Mize said...

Tyler is a quitter

Aitch said...

"Tyler is a quitter"

Quitting is an LOV staple.

Mize said...

Fuckin' Zeke

Tyler said...

Mize check your gmail.

Tyler said...

Kodrick did not change his email on Facebook. I don't know what his email is.

Mize said...

You sure you got the address right?

Tyler said...

andymeiller@gmail.com?

Tyler said...

Is that an email address?

Mize said...

yeah. Must be taking a while to squeeze through the tubes.

Tyler said...

Oh hey see if this link work, you might not have to create an account: link

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