Friday, August 03, 2012

Dan vs. Dave

Remember that shit.  Those Nike commercials were dope.  Yo this lil Russian bitch needs to get slapped in the mouth.  CMEP showed a pic of this gook she works with where she just had a baby.  It was a girl the chicks second girl.  So i made the joke when are they throwing it in the dumspter.  She got pissed.  Oh well.  That shit was funny.

Cafe Patron/Dark Rum and a shot of milk over ice is my new night time drink.  Shit is bangin.

Still mad good shit to look forward to.  I like the pole vaults.  Ha.  Pole.  I also like those disc throws.  Track and field is aight.  Not too crazy about it.  Summer def > then Winter though.  Meiz be crazy you.

I'm in the mood for waffles. 

Jesus christ everytime I see this Bruce Jenner I can't believe he's actually a decorated Olympian.  Age + plastic surgery be a bitch. 

You know another reason why I would hate Facebook is?  People can form an opinion on your life by  looking at your Facebook.  Like if cmep posts photos of me and the kids or us people can be like oh they must have money, they are always out doing something or shit like that.  I just hate gossip and Facebook, even though you can control that, opens the door for gossip and it irritates me.

You know what else irritates me?  Stupid family members.

And finding out the chicken stock I made the other day was placed into a tupperware that had a crack in it that leaked all over the fridge.  That shit pisses me off.  Leaks.  All leaks bother me.  I actually am anal when it comes to my floors.  I mop them shits twice a week sometimes more.  and I steam mop them once a week.  I like clean floors.

Remember when I was a degenerate gambler?  That was fun.  No props huh.  Been clean for quite awhile now.  You guys are a whack support system.  I was really sick.  I put $2000 on a game once.  I did not have $2000.  Shit was real.

I like big ass but not an anal fan. 

Subway commerical slays me.  Also the backstroke is dumb.  Is swimming backwards more effective than swimming forward?  Unless Nastia Liukin's muff is on some Subway bread I ain't buying.

Phelps man is just.  I mean 20 medals?  That shit cray.

Recipe of the weekend:

Zucchini cakes

Ingredients:
3 large zukes
one carrot
one small onion
one cup of grated pecorino romano cheese
once cup of breadcrumbs
salt/pepper
fresh basil leaves
teblespoon of AP flour
2 eggs

Shred 2 cups of zucchini - place in bowl
Pre-heat frying pan filled with canola oil or your frying oil of choice
Shred the carrot and onion add to zucchini
Add all the ingredients
Basil should be chopped fine and is optional
Form into patties

shallow fry until brown on both sides

Drink.  Eat.  Be merry.

Piece.


310 comments:

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tem said...

Good post.

tem said...

I remember they did the Dan vs Dave stuff then one of them didn't even make the Olympics.

tem said...

Or something like that.

Mize said...

I was clowing* a buddy of mine for being an anal fucker last Friday. He was none too pleased. His sister thoat it was hilarity. His defense was his wife's vageen isn't nearly as tight as her ass. Then he was complaining about her having a big ass and his dick not reaching her poop chute very well. Then came the little dick jokes. There was uproarious laughter at our table. Good times.

Jugdish said...

Im going to see batman tonight.

Tomorrow we're taking cmjug's dad to a kenny chesney/Tim mcgraw concert

My Boo said...

"Blue lost to New Mexico!"

Southern Miss. and I got fucked. went for 2 with about a minute left, to get the win, and my wide open TE drops the ball.

Then I get the onside kick, march down and set myself up for the game winning 29yard FG. They Ice the kicker...which actually creates ice on the kicking thing and makes you kick from a different angle, and in classic Boise State fashion, my kicker misses.

My Boo said...

"I remember they did the Dan vs Dave stuff then one of them didn't even make the Olympics."

Dave missed the olympics. Dan was Dan O'Brien, he's a Vandal.

My Boo said...

re: H's fb comment last night


That is exactly what's wrong with facebook. I don't give a shit what some roided up taxi driver, band killing, masshole, who has never had a chick fil a sandwich, thinks about anything.

My Boo said...

"thinks about anything"

well except for steroids, taxis, music and O:FB.

Jugdish said...

From twitter, thought it was funny

Compromise - If gay people are so upset, the Mayors of Boston, SF and Chicago should open up a Dick-Fil-A.

El Padrino said...

still in the mood for waffles

El Padrino said...

re: H's fb comment last night

please post this

Mize said...

Go read it from last night

El Padrino said...

i thought it was on jsut fb

El Padrino said...

"That is exactly what's wrong with facebook. I don't give a shit what some roided up taxi driver, band killing, masshole, who has never had a chick fil a sandwich, thinks about anything."

good point

it also prolongs issues and gives everyone a soapbox

and giving everyone a soapbox is not good

El Padrino said...

it's like all of a sudden gay marriage came out of nowhere

where was aitch when states were debating these issues and laws were passed allowing certain states to marry the same sex
you know when it was REAL news

some old fart saying he opposes gay marriage has sparked his fire?

Jugdish said...

and giving everyone a soapbox is not good


Twitter does that too

Aitch said...

" That is exactly what's wrong with facebook. I don't give a shit what some roided up taxi driver, band killing, masshole, who has never had a chick fil a sandwich, thinks about anything."

A) I no longer drive a taxi
2) Roided up comment is dumb
III) Who said I've never had Chick Fil A?

Aitch said...

" where was aitch when states were debating these issues and laws were passed allowing certain states to marry the same sex you know when it was REAL news"

Sorry. Let's go back to debating whether Frankie Valli is rock and roll.

My Boo said...

typical aitch...always wants the spotlight

Keef said...

Angriness may or may not be steroid induced

El Padrino said...

"Twitter does that too"

you can not follow those people
facebook you can do the same but chances are you follow that person because he is a friend or family

twitter you can follow people you seriously dont know

Jugdish said...

twitter you can follow people you seriously dont know


facebook too

El Padrino said...

"Sorry. Let's go back to debating whether Frankie Valli is rock and roll."

this is the home of silly debates

Aitch said...

" you can not follow those people facebook you can do the same but chances are you follow that person because he is a friend or family

twitter you can follow people you seriously dont know"

So you'd rather know the thoughts of a complete stranger than your friends and family? Yea, I'm the weird one...

My Boo said...

i'd rather just not know because people are idiots

Aitch said...

" Angriness may or may not be steroid induced"

You've seen my fatness in person. You should know that no steroids are involved. Haha

El Padrino said...

facebook too

it's so much more informal and much easier to skip over most of their tweets

My Boo said...

steroids will make you very fat if you don't work out

El Padrino said...

"So you'd rather know the thoughts of a complete stranger than your friends and family? Yea, I'm the weird one..."

i dont want to feel obligated to be facebook friends with stupid family members

Aitch said...

" it's so much more informal and much easier to skip over most of their tweets"

You say some silly things here, but every now and then you really step it up and remind us how dumb you really are.

El Padrino said...

i dont see how that is dumb
it seems to me that facebook posts can linger a bit where-as tweets can be scrolled over and forgotten quicker, especially on a mobile phone




and black kettle you should re-read some of the shit you post here

Aitch said...

" it seems to me that facebook posts can linger a bit where-as tweets can be scrolled over and forgotten quicker, especially on a mobile phone"

Facebook newsfeed and Twitter feed are almost exactly the same thing, except FB isn't limited to 140 characters.

tem said...

any of you guys or gal know anything about building your own computer? i need a new computer to play video games on. mine is about 5 years old and it doesn't appear i can upgrade it because the motherboard isn't compatible with the new stuff that is out.

My Boo said...

i know enough

My Boo said...

I know you can get one cheaper that's pre-built, unless you would like a "project" to work on

Jugdish said...

i dont want to feel obligated to be facebook friends with stupid family members


You can make your account so it wont show up in searches

tem said...

you can get a pre-built one cheaper than one you build yourself?

i always read you saved tons of money building it yourself.

i don't want to build it myself. it looks like a project that i would not enjoy.

tem said...

but if i am going to save lots of $$$ building it myself then i might give it a shot.

El Padrino said...

i need a new computer to play video games on.

why

Jugdish said...

I dont think youd save enough to make it worth a project you wouldnt enjoy

El Padrino said...

poor nigeria

El Padrino said...

hilarity

tem said...

"i need a new computer to play video games on.

why"


did you miss the part about mine being too old and to play video games on?

tem said...

tem is a closet gamer.

tem said...

you gamble. i play games.

My Boo said...

haven't played a game on a computer since that one game we all used to play where we shot people and meiz liked to sit around and hide all the time

tem said...

yeah it was like call of duty.

tem said...

free to play, which usually means lots of bugs and lots of people who know how to exploit the bugs.

as opposed to the ones you pay for that have less bugs and less people who know how to exploit them.

My Boo said...

but the price was right

El Padrino said...

taken with a real dad

El Padrino said...

tem is a closet gamer

nerd

Mize said...

"i dont want to feel obligated to be facebook friends with stupid family members"


Yore a women

El Padrino said...

oh stop

tem said...

i am definitely nerdy

Jugdish said...

oh stop


twss

El Padrino said...

pretty good idea

Keef said...

Hellenologophobia is the fear of complex scientific terminology.

Keef said...

i dont want to feel obligated to be facebook friends with stupid family members



Then don't feel obligated. That's on you.

Keef said...

tem is a closet gamer

nerd



^^

tem said...

nerds are cool now. that's what revenge of the nerds taught us.

My Boo said...

"nerds are cool now. that's what revenge of the nerds taught us."

and Zoey Deschanel

Keef said...

#5

kod said...

"So how does H feel about the following (he should be A OK with each one):

Polygamy (probably spelt wrong)
Marrying your cousin
Marrying your mom
Marrying your dad
Marrying your sister
Marrying your brother
Adopting a kid then marrying that kid
Marrying your grandma"


funny, they used to say the same to justify not allowing interracial marriage.

H should not be ok with each one, because he is not advocating for INCEST

there are good arguments against gay marriage; that is not one of them, and it sickens me that you would equate homosexuality to incest.

El Padrino said...

"sickens me"

hilarity

Keef said...

That is your OPINION, which you are entitled too


/H

Mize said...

"Then don't feel obligated. That's on you."

Yup. Family members I'm friends with on FB: Sister and 5 cousins I like but never see. That's it.

Mize said...

Shit. Forgot my aunt & uncle.

kod said...

it's easy for people with no homosexual leanings to say it is a choice.

so who to believe?

hmmmm, who do we trust? The religious people who have not walked in those shoes, and best arguments come from a text written over 2 milinea ago, generations after the fact and translated and retranslated numerous times

or the people who actually, you know, experience those feelings.

maybe we can ask....

Those that live closeted lives in agony, constantly fearing their secret feelings getting out

Those who sacrifice their career over those feelings.

Those who turn their back on their own children over those feelings and sever the family bond.

Those who kill themselves over those feelings.



Or, we can look to those who profit from telling the rest of us that its just a simple choice

-doesn't seem to be that close of a call, but maybe that's just me

My Boo said...

this blog has become lordzofqueers

Keef said...

kod & H should get married

kod said...

While I support gay marriage, I do NOT support polygamy

My Boo said...

and with all the arguing, it's probably lost on people, but I absolutely support gay rights and their right to civil union/marriage.

My Boo said...

still no more commits.

i gotta target some lower level guys I guess

El Padrino said...

grab some hawaiians blue

hawaiians love boise

kod said...

"but I absolutely support gay rights and their right to civil union/marriage."



I'd be fine with civil unions; my concern is that they contain the exact same legal rights, privileges, and responsibilities as marriage.

To me, marriage is both a contract and a sacred spiritual bond/oath.

The State cannot confer or deny that spiritual bond, it's preempted by God, so to speak; therefore, IMO, the State does not actually have ANY part in the most important part of marriage.

But, the state can, and does, impose them as a contractual obligationd; under our rule of law, whatever we want to call it (marriage, civil union), we should not give lesser (or greater) privileges to those unions than marriage.

Keef said...

Boise has 1 player from HI on their 2012 roster

My Boo said...

in colorado you can get married by going to the DMV and signing a piece of paper.

We were legally "married/united" a couple of days prior to our wedding

Keef said...

still no more commits.



Stop losing to USM

Mize said...

"hawaiians love boise"

Uh, do you mean BYU?

My Boo said...

"hawaiians love boise"

Idaho does better at taking pacific islanders. Boise State, not so much.

they get guys from CA and Texas

My Boo said...

"Stop losing to USM"

it's a rebuilding year

Mize said...

"in colorado you can get married by going to the DMV and signing a piece of paper."


Winner winner, chicken dinner.

My Boo said...

"Stop losing to USM"

guaranteed I won't ever lose to them again

stupid pick 6, and INT in the endzone.

Keef said...

Stop losing to USM



Should have hit reset again

/blue

My Boo said...

"Should have hit reset again"

nah, kids were in bed this time, nobody to blame but myself

El Padrino said...

"Idaho does better at taking pacific islanders. Boise State, not so much."

they always have a samoan tossing people around

My Boo said...

you're thinking BYU, Boise State hasn't had a significant player from the islands in years.

Mize said...

Goddammit. Sister's bringing some relatively unattractive chick that wants my johnson up north. I am not buying condoms for this shit.

Keef said...

they always have a samoan tossing people around



come on, LP

Keef said...

Sister's bringing some relatively unattractive chick that wants my johnson up north.



Like, in her mouth?

El Padrino said...

"you're thinking BYU, Boise State hasn't had a significant player from the islands in years."

maybe. im 3 sheets to the wind when i watch those games

mad late yo

Jugdish said...

She heard about mize fixing the auger

Keef said...

NFW LP watches west coast college fb games

My Boo said...

"I am not buying condoms for this shit."


meiz is gonna knock this chick up

Mize said...

"meiz is gonna knock this chick up"


Nope. Beejer only. Maybe.

El Padrino said...

"NFW LP watches west coast college fb games"

you crazy b

moreso back in the day when i had a midnight parlay on the line

but i still watch now

El Padrino said...

bossman out the next two weeks

Mize said...

I certainly do not watch west coast collitch fooyball. Mainly because it's on FSN & their presentation is unattractive.

El Padrino said...

My wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!

"So I turned around and replied, "So now you want me to stay?"

El Padrino said...

"Knowles (has) been shopping a nonfiction film to Hollywood studios about the celebrity’s life and career.
…the movie is as a mix of music and personal study, blending concert footage with confessional interview. Knowles not only stars in the project but is directing it, and will also serve as a producer."


not conceited at all Beyonce.....

Aitch said...

" Hellenologophobia is the fear of complex scientific terminology."

They couldn't make it a shorter word? lol

Keef said...

So what did LP do?

Keef said...

lol

Mize said...

"not conceited at all Beyonce....."

International superstars that are married to music and finance moguls usually are.

Keef said...

not conceited at all Beyonce.....



black kettle

/LP

Aitch said...

" But, the state can, and does, impose them as a contractual obligationd; under our rule of law, whatever we want to call it (marriage, civil union), we should not give lesser (or greater) privileges to those unions than marriage"

But just by the simple act of calling it something different, aren't you devaluing it? Your basically saying it isn't the same as marriage.

Keef said...

Let's talk more about this topic

El Padrino said...

yes please

El Padrino said...

aitch in 6 months i want your take on the high unemployment numbers in this country

thanks and regards

Keef said...

I just dropped a umiaq on LP

El Padrino said...

keef what the fuck was that shit

El Padrino said...

where is the reset button on this game

Keef said...

I learnt umiaq when I went to the temtist

kod said...

"But just by the simple act of calling it something different, aren't you devaluing it? Your basically saying it isn't the same as marriage."


Not in my opinion, but that's guided in part by my own spiritual beliefs. If someone has to find approval from the gov't to validate the sacredness of their union, then I think they've got bigger and more pressing issues to sort through.

Mize said...

"If someone has to find approval from the gov't to validate the sacredness of their union, then I think they've got bigger and more pressing issues to sort through."


I'm with the crazy injun lawdog on this one

Keef said...

but that's guided in part by my own spiritual beliefs



So your spiritual beliefs are ok, but the spiritual beliefs of the CFA president are not? I'm confused

Mize said...

But anyway, how's everybody's neck meat?

Keef said...

I hit a bucket of 70 ballz last night. I was doing ok for the first 50. The last 20 was a struggle.

Mize said...

"So your spiritual beliefs are ok, but the spiritual beliefs of the CFA president are not?"


What does this have to do with accountants?

El Padrino said...

nerve thought umiaq would piss me off so much

Keef said...

I seem to always do ok at the beginning after I take time off from golf, because I'm focusing on everything. Then after a while, I start to get lazy and lose focus and I'm all over the place

Keef said...

nerve thought umiaq would piss me off so much



umiaq is colov

Mize said...

"I hit a bucket of 70 ballz last night. I was doing ok for the first 50. The last 20 was a struggle."


I never ever go beyond a medium bucket if I'm just banging balls. but a high intensity practice session, I'll hit balls and go station to station for a few hours.

This is all based on when I was actively playing golf.

Keef said...

I had the uma for a few turns. Was waiting for an I. finally got a blank tile

Keef said...

I never ever go beyond a medium bucket if I'm just banging balls. but a high intensity practice session, I'll hit balls and go station to station for a few hours.



I had the medium bucket.

El Padrino said...

"I had the uma for a few turns. Was waiting for an I. finally got a blank tile"

you swapped

smat

i have 3 i's

ns

kod said...

"So your spiritual beliefs are ok, but the spiritual beliefs of the CFA president are not? I'm confused"


I never said CFA president didn't have the right to say it, I said it was obviously bad for business and should have looked at what happened to Target in a very similar situation in 2010. I don't run a business.

-And maybe you're confused in that I see marriage as 2 things
a) a sacred bond; and
b) a contact

-People can call it whatever they want, the government can call it whatever they want, but the legal rights and responsibilities should be the same....applying our rule of law.



-so what exactly are you confused about? I can type slower if it helps

El Padrino said...

umiaq is colov

not in my world

Mize said...

"I had the medium bucket."

That's a big medium

El Padrino said...

said it was obviously bad for business

record day yesterday

El Padrino said...

That's a big medium


LMC

Jugdish said...

not in my world

Lp is going to love the helicopter game

kod said...

"said it was obviously bad for business

record day yesterday"


well, if the world ends today, then you've made a good point


but you've got enough business sense to look past 1 day, I assume

El Padrino said...

this will no way hurt chick-fil-a's bottom line

IMPOSSIBLE

El Padrino said...

in fact it may help

there are a shit ton of people who dont agree with the ceo's take on gay marriage that cannot quit chick-fil-a

it's tradition

especially in the south

tem said...

"there are good arguments against gay marriage; that is not one of them, and it sickens me that you would equate homosexuality to incest."

amazingly there are probably some pro incest people that would be sickened that i compared being gay to incest.

Jugdish said...

And if enough people did it, it would be considered normal

tem said...

kod is just prejudiced against people who like incest.

Mize said...

"amazingly there are probably some pro incest people that would be sickened that i compared being gay to incest."

Let's just call them Purebreeders.

tem said...

"or the people who actually, you know, experience those feelings.

maybe we can ask....

Those that live closeted lives in agony, constantly fearing their secret feelings getting out

Those who sacrifice their career over those feelings.

Those who turn their back on their own children over those feelings and sever the family bond.

Those who kill themselves over those feelings. "

these all can't apply to incestual feelings? they are strictly reserved for gay feelings? i guess gay people have a monopoly on this kind of thing and the incestual crowd is just left out. they aren't good enough.

tem said...

the oedipal (sp?) complex has been around just as long as homosexuality.

ToddPacker said...

"the oedipal (sp?) complex has been around just as long as homosexuality."


i assume there is a temipal complex too

ToddPacker said...

"umiaq is colov"

i think i have been umiaq'd also

kod said...

"i guess gay people have a monopoly on this kind of thing and the incestual crowd is just left out. they aren't good enough."



because that's a roughly equal amount of people in your eyes? Yikes, I'm never stepping foot in WAVA

kod said...

"there are also murderers, rapists, child molesters, and other evil people who can't stop themselves"



but then, that's the same as being gay too, right tem? I guess I've been cruel to evil, but don't hold your breath on any apologies for that

My Boo said...

kod is the man i respect most when it comes to crazy talk.

but saying it's "bad for business" was probably the most i've ever disagreed with him.

not only did they have a record day, but they've been in the news, and honestly, nobody (and to be like H) NOBODY cares that deeply about same sex marriage that they'd quit eating delicious chicken

El Padrino said...

DOUBLE DRAGON

El Padrino said...

why does Russell Brand keep getting work?

WHY!??

I DEMAND AN ANSWER

Mize said...

So this might be gay, but have any of you guys seen the new issue of Cooks Illustrated?

It has a comparison of commercial chickens from 1950 to now. A 3 month old chicken today is three times the size of one from back then. Something like 7lbs compared to 2.5ish. Science is crazy.

tem said...

"there are also murderers, rapists, child molesters"


all are a willing person versus an unwilling person.

in the incestual argument it is two conscenting adults.

come on Kod you are better than this. seriously, this is a new low for you.

Keef said...

incestual people don't get a voice because there aren't as many of them as there are gay people

tem said...

i guess that's right.

strength in numbers.

El Padrino said...

conscenting

bad typist

tem said...

i guess i get how it works....

sex between two conscenting adults is evil when it is two cousins.

change cousins to "males" and it is suddenly not evil.

change it to "male cousins" though and it is still evil.

tem said...

"conscenting

bad typist"

no, i was spelling it wrong.

Keef said...

tem knows

My Boo said...

this "killing them softly" movie looks kind of gay

Mize said...

This is the part where I'm bored to death.

Keef said...

watch the words you use, blue


/kod & h

Mize said...

I wish the Breer's were relevant.

Mize said...

I'm getting hamcocked tonight.

tem said...

cmtem's friends are coming to visi. it might be a get drunk night, it might be a lame night. i have no idea what is going on.

Mize said...

That's when you wrap your dong in bacon, cook it over an open fire, and put it in somebody's butt. Then you eat it out of their butt.

Mize said...

"cmtem's friends are coming to visi. it might be a get drunk night, it might be a lame night. i have no idea what is going on."

Get drunk and then do the hamcock thing.

Keef said...

wft

Mize said...

Or do it sober. It's way weirder though.

Keef said...

i'm gonna be so shitfaced tomorrow

Mize said...

Me three

El Padrino said...

everyone getting crunk?

fuck it me too

cept saturday

El Padrino said...

brunch plans with cmep sunday
gonna get blitzed at noon Sunday on gay drinks

El Padrino said...

tonight and sunday is a go

Mize said...

Saturday is the day to do it.

El Padrino said...

That's when you wrap your dong in bacon, cook it over an open fire, and put it in somebody's butt. Then you eat it out of their butt.

EL P?

El Padrino said...

Saturday is the day to do it.

yob

My Boo said...

drinks will be imbibed over the weekend

Mize said...

I'm gonna get drunk enough to have sex with a fat girl.

Mize said...

"yob"

Sadderday

:(

Keef said...

The fat girl is going to get drunk enough to have sex with a fat dude

El Padrino said...

burn

El Padrino said...

nothing like sloppy fat people attempting sex

El Padrino said...

Sadderday

:(

Russians no less. Definetely Sadderday.

Mize said...

"The fat girl is going to get drunk enough to have sex with a fat dude"

Oddly enough I've never been able to bring myself to porking a porker. She ain't THAT fat though.

Mize said...

"nothing like sloppy fat people attempting sex"

Hell yes.

Keef said...

drinks will be imbibed over the weekend



blue knows

Mize said...

Now that I've made this declaration, I think we all know what won't be happening this weekend.

El Padrino said...

sex

Keef said...

Now that I've made this declaration, I think we all know what won't be happening this weekend.




well duh

Mize said...

Man. My dry dock is gonna get mollywhopped on Monday & Tuesday. Sorry Steve.

Mize said...

"well duh"

She might have gotten sour because I tolt her I'd call her, and obviously never did.

Keef said...

You should have said you'd call her, maybe

Mize said...

"You should have said you'd call her, maybe"

If only that song had been out in October 2010...

Keef said...

if only you still had the time masheen

Keef said...

If only that song had been out in October 2010...



She must hold a special place in your heart if you remember the date

Mize said...

Damb.

Mize said...

"She must hold a special place in your heart if you remember the date"


I only remember because I started my new yob that Monday

Mize said...

And she has great tits. No, not fat girl tits.

El Padrino said...

just fuck her already stop it

jesus

Keef said...

Who has better tits? You or her?

El Padrino said...

if i were you i'd bang out as much ass as possible

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"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino