Monday, August 06, 2012

72

Filling in for mize. His vagina was sore from getting railed while up at the cabin this weekend. Quick note: LP, Dan vs Dave commercials were Reebok, not Nike. I was out of town on a play golf trip this weekend. It was pretty suite. The most fun I've had play golfing in a while. One person bowed out, so we only had 7 people golfing. So instead of four 2-person scrambles, we did a 4-person vs 3-person scramble. I was on the 3 man team. We shot 72, which was 1 over par. We used a lot of my shots, too, which almost never happens. So, good times. Then we went out that night to an area called Whiskey Row. It's in an old cowboy town, and it's just a bunch of bars where people party. And it's an older crowd too, which I like. I hate going to places like Mill Ave (Tempe) or High Street (Columbus) where it's amateur hour with a bunch of youngsters. But then we end up with amateur hour with a dude in our group. I don't like this dude, really. But he was invited last minute because another dude had bailed. He is the loud mouth of the group. The loud, obnoxious drunk. We were in a brewery restaurant for dinner and we almost got kicked out because he was so loud. Then we went down to Whiskey Row and he got kicked out of every bar that we went to. After the last one, we just left him outside. My boy Bardsley went out to check on him and there was a cop there saying he needed to get him out of there or he was going to jail. So he called a cab and had them take him back to the hotel. So he basically got kicked out of the town. That is solid efforting. It was like having csil with us. I could have substituted her name into that story and none of you would have blinked an eye. Usain Bolt is fast. I think I read something that his top speed is about 40mph. Redonk. This is already more than I planned on typisting*. Go comment

191 comments:

tem said...

I ws hoping to hear whether or not meiz got laid.

Mize said...

Oh, god no. Most annoying chick in the history of Earth, ever. And a lot fatter and uglier than I had remembered. Just an awful awful person.

Mize said...

We were sitting on the pier late Saturday night, like 1AM, and she goes "So, you wanna go swimming?". NO. I couldn't get the no out of my mouth fast enough. My god. What an irritating human being.

tem said...

so this is meizbagging and you fucked her?

El Padrino said...

what town was keef in

El Padrino said...

nothing gayer then mens gymnastics, the floor excercise only portion

El Padrino said...

cept for that maroon5 band

My Boo said...

"nothing gayer then mens gymnastics,"

meiz

My Boo said...

"We were sitting on the pier late Saturday night, like 1AM"

must not have been that annoying

Mize said...

I was being nice

My Boo said...

you know what would be nice? fucking her

Mize said...

I bet it would not be nice. You ever seen a chick with a beer belly? Atrocious.

El Padrino said...

fat pussy is delicious

El Padrino said...

Nice work on the Mars Rover Jug

El Padrino said...

"He's (Andy Reid) been a rock for us and a big teddy bear for us so we're going to lean on him and we're going to be there for him and we're going to stay storng for him until he comes back and lead us on," Vick said.


what?

Keef said...

what town was keef in


Prescott

tem said...

meiz was going to fuck her, not eat her

Mize said...

"storng"


He probably just meant strong.

Mize said...

"meiz was going to fuck her, not eat her"

I'm sure her flesh has great marbling.

El Padrino said...

He probably just meant strong.

lead on us

El Padrino said...

"Dear NFL Red Zone Subscription Customer:,

Thank you for subscribing to our auto-renewal program for the NFL Red Zone Subscription package. It's that time of year again and as a season ticket subscriber, your account will automatically be renewed for the coming season at the auto renewal price. The new season kicks off on Sep 20, 2012. The auto renewal package price for this season is $54.99."

I'm officially excited now.

El Padrino said...

i want to have an orgy with the italian womens indoor volleyball team

tem said...

you should ask them. maybe they'd be down for it.

Keef said...

The $20 bill is the most widely counterfeited note in the U.S.

Keef said...

I called DTV and axed about Red Zone channel. The lady said Red Zone only comes with the Sunday Ticket Extra package, which is like $300. Zorse shit

My Boo said...

yeah, they lowered the price of regular sunday ticket, and then took out a bunch of the cool shit

El Padrino said...

direct tv sucks

tem said...

your face sucks

El Padrino said...

sometimes

tem said...

sucks balls

Keef said...

tem
Your name/pic is Goddamn Pirates

El Padrino said...

taxes

Keef said...

President Barack Obama says someone has to pay more taxes if the U.S. is to tame its budget deficit and provide the government he thinks the nation needs


Knows English

tem said...

"tem
Your name/pic is Goddamn Pirates"

say what?

Keef said...

His Republican opponent, Mitt Romney, counters that the deficit can be reduced without raising taxes if Washington is tough on spending


ahahahahahaha

Keef said...

say what?



Lost 2 of 3 to the Reds

tem said...

are we just assuming a bet was made?

tem said...

i don't remember making a bet, but i'll change it anyway when i get back from lunch.

El Padrino said...

the mickey d's in London

BEAST

Keef said...

I thought SOP was that if the teams of 2 LOV members play, there was an automatic bet. Unless you're mize and you wuss out beforehand.

Keef said...

maybe I'm wrong

El Padrino said...

i have a standing bet with you and beth

t, blue, tem, meiz don't roll like that

Keef said...

ah, ok

My Boo said...

i thought we had become a standard bet society as well


unless called out and declined before hand.

Keef said...

Law enforcement sources say Wade Michael Page, 40, an Army veteran, shot and killed six people near Milwaukee. He may have been a white supremacist, police say



mize's buddy?

Jugdish said...

Nice work on the Mars Rover Jug


Thanks thats what i get $824 a day for.

El Padrino said...

throwing a javelin seems fun

El Padrino said...

can you imagine hunting with that shit

man

Keef said...

can you imagine hunting with that shit

man



You'd starve

tem said...

"i thought we had become a standard bet society as well


unless called out and declined before hand."


this is fine with me.

El Padrino said...

You'd starve

you would too

Goddman Pirates said...

i could hit a big mac with a javelin.

Keef said...

you would too



duh

El Padrino said...

Ryan Lochte's parents are facing foreclosure. The couple, now divorced, owes $242,239 on their Florida home, but apparently won't let their sneaker-obsessed Olympian son, who makes millions in endorsements, help them out: Mom "wants to do what she can [...] to handle her own matters."


mind bottling* to me

Keef said...

Spear fishing is basically hunting with a javelin

Keef said...

Mom "wants to do what she can [...] to handle her own matters."


Nothing. Got it.

Goddman Pirates said...

probably don't want him to waste his money bailing them out of a house that neither of them want to live in.

they'll just declare bankruptcy and not pay and the bank will foreclose and sell the house.

why have your son pay $200K that isn't needed to be spent?

Goddman Pirates said...

i would be shocked if Lochte's cash advisor told him to basically just give some money to the bank.

El Padrino said...

buy and hold

then sell

Goddman Pirates said...

i imagine lochte can invest in better investments than buying and holding his parents house.

Keef said...

i imagine lochte can invest in better investments than buying and holding his parents house.



Facebook

/blue

El Padrino said...

how funny does the giant name "GAY" on tyson gay look?

i'm such a child

Goddman Pirates said...

it is pretty funny in a childish way.

El Padrino said...

paulina gretzky

Keef said...

nothing unfunny about it

El Padrino said...

also funny, the lil individual routines the runners have as the camera is on them during intros

Keef said...

I also enjoy the tight running suits

/LP

El Padrino said...

so keef does

El Padrino said...

jeff ross showed up to the roast of roseanne barr dressed as joe paterno with two towel boys on each arm

Keef said...

so keef does



huh?

El Padrino said...

does enjoy the tight shorts

Keef said...

oic. Dyslexic?

El Padrino said...

why doesnt phelps train to do water polo he'd be a nice addition to the team

Goddman Pirates said...

because he doesn't want the shit beat out of him.

he is too much of a pussy for water polo.

Goddman Pirates said...

he can swim and all, but i don't see him taking an elbow to the dome very well. or liking it when some big dude dunks him and holds him under water.

El Padrino said...

jets brawled today

El Padrino said...

either way phelps could easily be back in Rio and win 2 or 3 more medals

easily

Keef said...

2-3 more medals doesn't mean shit to him

Keef said...

Not for the amount of time he'd have to put in for training

El Padrino said...

yeah i guess so

Keef said...

He just wants to sit on a beach and smoke weed the rest of his life. Good for him

Keef said...

27 years old and retired. That's the dream

El Padrino said...

sounds boring to me he should buy some mickey d's

Keef said...

sounds boring to me he should buy some mickey d's



He reps Subway

My Boo said...

"he should buy some mickey d's"

i'm sure he will after he sits on the beach and smokes some weed

Keef said...

I had McDowell's yesterday. The spicy chicken bites were meh. Not really spicy at all

El Padrino said...

He reps Subway

yeah i was referring to the story the next day, what reporters were calling the first day of his retirement, he went to mc'ds and gorged

El Padrino said...

by the way, had taco bell snack in the afternoon yesterday

man that shit is crazy good

the doritos locos is bombsauce

Goddman Pirates said...

no subway at olympic village

Keef said...

yeah i was referring to the story the next day, what reporters were calling the first day of his retirement, he went to mc'ds and gorged



Ah. Didn't see that

Keef said...

the doritos locos is bombsauce



this

El Padrino said...

everytime i pass this paticular taco bell (route 22, nj on the way to inlaws) i drive thru and get soemthing since i never eat it just none in my area

El Padrino said...

taco bell carried me through hike school in fla

Goddman Pirates said...

that and whiskey tango

Keef said...

taco bell is big in the trailer parks

El Padrino said...

this oreo donut (the filled one) is CRACK

Keef said...

Hello 200 lbs!

El Padrino said...

dude crack

the filling is oreo cream, the top is iced with oreo cookie crumbles on top

dunkin donuts

El Padrino said...

"Hello 200 lbs!"

moderation bro

Keef said...

the filling is oreo cream, the top is iced with oreo cookie crumbles on top

dunkin donuts



Bossman broat* in DD on Friday for someone on our team's bday. There were 4 regular donuts with white icing and oreo crumbles on top. I had all 4 of them. Too bad there weren't any w/ the oreo cream.

disclaimer: I had all 4 throughout the day because noone was eating them

Keef said...

dude crack

the filling is oreo cream, the top is iced with oreo cookie crumbles on top

dunkin donuts





6 pack by July

El Padrino said...

keef knows

El Padrino said...

i've come to the conclusion that i will never have a six pack ever again

El Padrino said...

(on my body)

i actually have six packs all the time

El Padrino said...

i think im going to leave early today

El Padrino said...

niggas is mad i get more butts then ashtrays

El Padrino said...

i wonder what charli baltimore is up to

let me wiki that hoe

Keef said...

"nothing gayer then mens gymnastics"

"more butts then ashtrays"



LP is on a roll today

Mize said...

I remember the olden days of being able to plough through 10 Taco Bell tacos in a sitting.

El Padrino said...

i feel like i could still do that if i wanted too

my body rises to the occasion
it is clutch

Keef said...

You couldn't eat 10 now?

Keef said...

I don't think 10 would be difficult

El Padrino said...

that and whiskey tango

great point

Mize said...

"i feel like i could still do that if i wanted too"

I've tried. I can get to 5, and I just shut it down. Remember when I tried the Spiff McDo Challenge? I barely made it halfway through that.

Keef said...

I could eat a dozen pierogies, 10 tacos would be doable

El Padrino said...

20 is an issue

10 is doable

but meiz is a weird (special) case
didnt we used to make fun of him for eating like a sissy?

Mize said...

"You couldn't eat 10 now?"

Not a chance. Hell, I can't even do an entire frozen Jack's anymore.

Keef said...

I forgot about the spiff food challenges

El Padrino said...

"I could eat a dozen pierogies"

i crush these and i can eat the ginny equivalent easily (ravioli's)

Keef said...

didnt we used to make fun of him for eating like a sissy?



Yeah I remember that now

Keef said...

Hell, I can't even do an entire frozen Jack's anymore.



What's that?

El Padrino said...

"I forgot about the spiff food challenges"

i think i was trying to say that

ha

so i semi-forgot

no one touches my boy wolfie on these things though

guy is beast

El Padrino said...

we've had mc'd nights at my house just hanging out and he'd do the two cheeseburger meal, a big mac and a 20 piece.....

like for dinner not a challenge or anything

El Padrino said...

that is ns

Mize said...

"What's that?"

Jack's frozen pizza

El Padrino said...

oh she is still trying to rap

jesus charli, get a yob you are like 40

El Padrino said...

jacksfrozenpizza.blogspot.com/ - Cached - Similar


May 8, 2009 ... Jack's Frozen Pizza Is The Fucking Best!... Jack's Frozen Pizza is SO fucking
good. People talk shit about it and say it's no good. I beg to differ.


fucking meiz

Keef said...

Jack's frozen pizza


ah

Keef said...

cmk is on my case about getting my yearly physical

El Padrino said...

so annoying, cmep does that shit too

just let me detoriate at my own pace

meanwhile she'll complain about a headache for 9 months like that shit is normal but wont go get it checked

El Padrino said...

that is too funny because i cancelled an appointment i had today that was a follow-up from a blood test i had done in march

doc said i wasnt getting enough vitamin d (which is most likely not true)

i said im going on vacation in july see you after that, thinking i'd get enough sun to get my vitamin d levels up

Keef said...

doc said i wasnt getting enough vitamin d



Drink milk

Keef said...

meanwhile she'll complain about a headache for 9 months like that shit is normal but wont go get it checked




^^^^^^^^^^ all day.
That's the shit that annoys me more than anything about cmk. Never goes to the doc, but complains all the time about something

El Padrino said...

^^^^^^^^^^ all day.


i feel you brother
same thing

El Padrino said...

Drink milk

i dont everyday but i do
and i eat alot of cheese

Mize said...

NY has the best rappers.

Mize said...

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My Boo said...

i had a fantastic lunch

Keef said...

I don't drink a lot of milk, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis

Mize said...

"doc said i wasnt getting enough vitamin d (which is most likely not true)"


Yeah, what would that guy know?

Mize said...

"i had a fantastic lunch"

Of the 3 hour variety?

El Padrino said...

"Yeah, what would that guy know?"

i know this because he recommended a vitamin supplement that i can only get through mail order which I'm SURE he gets some cut on

and im like, why can't i just buy $2.99 D vitamins from walgreens?

::got me::

kod said...

"nothing gayer then mens gymnastics, the floor excercise only portion"



Horse Ballet is running a close second

El Padrino said...

other than that i think the world of the guy been in the fam for quite some time so the shameless plug gets a pass

kod said...

"cept for that maroon5 band"


I enjoyed that, because I find their music to be awful

kod said...

"The $20 bill is the most widely counterfeited note in the U.S."


I'm surprised; whenever I hear of counterfeit currency, it's always $5 dollar bills (ns)

My Boo said...

"Of the 3 hour variety?"

2 hours, went here

fantastic

Keef said...

Look, we always knew Great Britain was the "irrational confidence guy" of countries — what other country would throw the word "Great" into its own name???



mize is our Great Britain

El Padrino said...

capital grille is awesome

been there

El Padrino said...

piece

El Padrino said...

"Premium Japanese Wagyu beef blended with seven spices, seared, chilled, and sliced razor thin.
Garnished with fresh arugula and Lemon Vinaigrette."



Lies by the way, lies.

japan wagyu beef is nto available in America

your welcome.

El Padrino said...

piece again

My Boo said...

"japan wagyu beef is nto available in America"

maybe not in NYC, it's available here


BAM...suck it NYC

My Boo said...

"In Colorado Wagyu beef is being marketed by a ranch near Basalt, Colorado, and the Angus crossbred by a ranch near Rush, Colorado. Wagyu were first competitively exhibited at the National Western Stock Show in 2012.[8]"


blessed be...only place in the country you can get it.

Goddman Pirates said...

blessed be

My Boo said...

reason #273 why NYC sucks

Mize said...

Let's see how difficult Dell makes it for me to get my keyboard replaced.

Keef said...

how old is your computer?

Mize said...

April 23

Keef said...

ah, < 1 year you should be ok

Mize said...

Yeah, I'm on the chat with Sultan right now

Mize said...

No, really. This guy's name is Sultan.

Mize said...

Fucking Bush

Mize said...

New keyboard is on the way.

My Boo said...

mize, are we gonna roll forward to week 8 tonight?

Keef said...

mize is gonna have to work hard to get Jay White

Mize said...

Shit. Yes we will be.

My Boo said...

"mize is gonna have to work hard to get Jay White"

blue had some leftover recruiting minutes and he called teej, just to hear some stories about the ladies

My Boo said...

i got knocked for sportsmanship as I "ran up" the score against Fresno State.

I put in my backup QB and kept throwing the ball, and they called that "running up the score", I call that developing for the future.

Keef said...

blue had some leftover recruiting minutes and he called teej, just to hear some stories about the ladies


Nice. Plenty of 7-11s in Cbus for him

Keef said...

I had my backup QB in against Indiana for the 2nd half. But that was only because Braxton Miller got KO

Keef said...

Backup QB had some long as dread locks

Keef said...

*ass

Keef said...

or as.

Mize said...

Purdue is kicking my ass

Mize said...

"i got knocked for sportsmanship as I "ran up" the score against Fresno State."

I am all about running it up.

Keef said...

I have purdue next I think

Mize said...

Woooooooooooooooo!!!! Punt return TD to tie it up!

Mize said...

I lost. So basically, I'm giving up on the season.

Mize said...

I don't handle these things well sometimes.

Keef said...

Such a baby

Mize said...

I hate losing at anything, but I insist on constantly toeing the line of defeat. I have always done it in pretty much everything.

Jugdish said...

mize is our Great Britain


hilarity

My Boo said...

meiz should have hit the reset button

El Padrino said...

yo

El Padrino said...

i fucking hate excel

Mize said...

"meiz should have hit the reset button"

I almost shut that fucker off, but I don't have kids to blame it on.

Mize said...

So, Tuesday being country music day in the warehouse & transpo, that's what I get to listen to today. I could have sworn this song playing right now was about to be the Folgers jingle.

My Boo said...

tem is fucking up the move to week 8, he's fucking up the LOV schedule

dammit tem

Goddman Pirates said...

go

Goddman Pirates said...

i'll play ncaa tonight.

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