Tuesday, July 17, 2012

your name here $100

Idiots with nothing better to do is still my favorite totpm.


So Ray Rice guaranteed plus Matt Forte Guaranteed is less than Brook Lopez Guaranteed? I'm not sure that makes a whole lot of sense to me. The economics of basketball are wired. I guess they have far less players so they pay more. I thought NFL revenues were much higher than NBA revenues......oh well in any case they all make a lot of money.

I think both the deals are good. Both RBs showed that they can get it done. Now they just need to keep getting it done. If I get one on a fantasy team then they better get it done.

So this current USA hoops team could beat the dream team talk is over now? I guess not dominating Brazil will do that to you. Next they play England. That should be hilarity. I didn't even know England had a team. I wonder if England got some NBAers and nationalized them? I might have to watch some of this England matchup.

I get to take a banker out on property tours today. I hope it is ElPad. Probably won't be though since the dudes name is Greg. Getting out of the office will be nice. Hanging with a banker all day might not be. I'm probably supposed to wear a suit but it is gonna be 95 and real humid, Eff the suit.

Athletes need to quit driving drunk. People need to quit. It is hard not to though. I've definitely done it and am Damn lucky nothing happened. I hope I didn't use all my luck on that. I foresee needing more luck in the future.

I wrote this on my phone, I wonder what words it autocorrected. I tried to pay attention but I didn't.

139 comments:

Blue said...

i guess you didn't pay attention to the "post" feature either

Keef said...

he was a pitcher in the minors, no?



Sure. But he still had 121 ABs

Aitch said...

" Not sure why my shit didn't post earlier. Sorry folks."

Tembagging.
/Beth

Beth said...

Not sure that chick (Aitch) understands what tembagging means.

Keef said...

beth is tembagging now

El Padrino said...

HUNGRY

Keef said...

According to the incident report, Dez Bryant became angry when his mother asked him to leave her home during an argument Saturday afternoon. Initially, at a Tuesday news conference, Smith said Bryant slapped his mother in the face, but the police report, which was released later Tuesday, clarified that Bryant allegedly grabbed her by her T-shirt and hair and "hit her across the face with his ball cap."

Keef said...

Good dude

Keef said...

He's 23.


His mom is 37

El Padrino said...

shocking

Blue said...

isn't his mom the one who was a prostitute?

Aitch said...

"isn't his mom the one who was a prostitute?"

She did 18 months for selling crack. A GM at the combine asked Bryant if his mom was a prostitute.

Keef said...

Oh, she's a hooker

Keef said...

Ladislav Scurko, a former Philadelphia Flyers draft pick, was convicted of murdering a referee in his home country of Slovakia, Yahoo.com reports. He will serve eight years in prison, according to the report.



Seems low

/jug

El Padrino said...

In many markets around the world, McDonald’s is promoting Olympics-themed Coke glasses. Coke-glass promotions are a long-standing tradition with McDonald’s and the offer does well wherever run.

But in Italy, McDonald’s is doing something different, something Italian. With purchase of a menu item and a McFlurry, customers receive a free porcelain gelato/ice cream bowl designed exclusively for the promotion by housewares marketer Seletti. The chain did something similar last year in France, giving out brightly colored McCafĂ© porcelain coffee cups from Revol.


BEAST

Blue said...

how come they give away cool shit in other countries

fucking commies

Blue said...

give away cool shit here, don't just bring back the mcrib

El Padrino said...

coke glasses are here

tem said...

"i guess you didn't pay attention to the "post" feature either"

i don't know what this means.

i had meetings all day. wrote the post on my phone while eating breakfast. hit publish and went to work.

El Padrino said...

they dont need to give away free shit here, already way past relevant in the states

in emerging markets you sometimes have to be innovative to stay relevant

El Padrino said...

mc donalds markleting teams is one of the best in the country

El Padrino said...

"The Mets bullpen has 18 losses this season…"


it's so bad i change the channel when the starter comes out because i cant handle the frustration any longer

and nothing is happening

bring a kid up, trade someone
do something

cut someone

El Padrino said...

“Gronkowski is in line for the bathroom. There’s a line, two urinals and a stall. They’re all waiting. Gronkowski is with his two brothers, who just looked awesome. He goes into the stall and he turns around to one of his brothers and says, ‘Crossys?’ The second brother goes in, the third brother goes in, and then there’s some guy who’s waiting — some small guy — and they say, ‘Let’s get him too.’ They grab this guy and pull him in, and they all pee in the bathroom together, in the stall.”

wft

Blue said...

"mc donalds markleting teams is one of the best in the country"

no, they're one of the best in other countries

El Padrino said...

in the world

Keef said...

Italy & France are emerging markets?

El Padrino said...

economically no they are not

El Padrino said...

i was being broad
because they do the same in actual emerging markets like south american countries

El Padrino said...

Mashed Potatoes From a Slurpee Machine a 7-11 in Singapore

fucking gooks

El Padrino said...

you know what sort of fascinates me

Musician "riders" or the list of all the shit they want at a venue

this springsteen one is odd
he wants a thanksgiving dinner?
here

El Padrino said...

makes me wonder what NDR's rider looks like

El Padrino said...

NDR Rider

a pack of stoges
boston beans
some misc condoms
ice packs for fists
a bag of woe
4 pounds of gullible

Mize said...

"a pack of stoges
boston beans
some misc condoms
ice packs for fists
a bag of woe
600 pounds of gullible"

*fixed

Keef said...

some misc condoms



Also in LP's rider

El Padrino said...

keef's rider

shredded cheese
dogshit
canned tuna
cottage cheese lasagna

Keef said...

Yep. I'm not a snob

Keef said...

We definitely should start an LOV NCAAFB '13 league

El Padrino said...

WORK

Keef said...

your face needs work

Mize said...

"We definitely should start an LOV NCAAFB '13 league"


I'm in when the game gets here. Other people with 360s need to come outta the woodwork. BLUE.

Mize said...

Regional teams. LP gets Rutgers and Jug gets Air Force.

Mize said...

I guess that isn't really regional.

Mize said...

Freak gets the Hoosiers

Mize said...

Blue, you're the Vandals. Deal with it.

Mize said...

I'll take Marquette.

Keef said...

LP gets Michigan, mize gets Sconnie, tem gets wava, I get tOSU, blue gets Boise

Keef said...

Marquette's footyball team is a powerhouse

Mize said...

It's a lot funnier if LP is stuck with Rutgers.

El Padrino said...

Or cuse

El Padrino said...

tp gets flo-rida

El Padrino said...

SOTP will play for him and smash us all

Keef said...

Nah. SOTP doesn't apply hisself*

Keef said...

It's funny that mize hates college footyball but he boat* this game

Blue said...

i'll joing the league

Blue said...

the league of extraordinary gentlemen

tem said...

i'm in.

i'll take whoever. i am a BEAST.

Mize said...

"It's funny that mize hates college footyball but he boat* this game"


I like good video games.
It was either this or Madden, and I'm fairly certain you guys don't/won't play Madden. Plus, I'm kinda tired of Madden.

El Padrino said...

same thing

Mize said...

I think TP's kids are PS3 people.

Mize said...

"same thing"


No, not really. The controls haven't even mirrored one another in years. Also, recruiting and whatnot.

Keef said...

recruiting is the best part

Keef said...

cmk was giving me grief for getting the game because she boat* me NCAA '12 for xmas and she knows I won't play it again.

El Padrino said...

sell it

Keef said...

cmk: So the gift I got you will just sit there now

me: Yeah. I've played it a lot, though. Remember those 2 things you asked for for Xmas and you haven't taken them out of the box yet? At least I used my gift

cmk: Whatever

me: Apology accepted

El Padrino said...

exactly why i dont give cmep a xmas gift

s

tem said...

good comeback to the cmk.

tem said...

cmtem has so much shit i boat* her that she never uses.

tem said...

she never wore that texas shirt i got her from austin.

tem said...

cmtem: i didn't go to texas

tem: i know but i was in austin.

cmtem: ::blank stare::

tem: i got you a gift from where i was

cmtem: i don't like texas

tem: shirt is gonna be on the top shelf if you want to wear it.

Tyler said...

"I didn't even know England had a team. I wonder if England got some NBAers and nationalized them? I might have to watch some of this England matchup."

I don't exactly know who is on their team, but Ben Gordon was at one point supposed to be on the team because he was technically born in London (his parents moved to the U.S. right after he was born). There was some other guy that was at about the same level as Gordon (like they would both never even be considered for the U.S. team) that was gonna play too. But I forgot.

The end.

Tyler said...

CNP from Wikipedia:

On April 1, 2008, Gordon was named to the shortlist for the British national basketball team. Gordon is eligible for the team by virtue of his British birth and dual citizenship. In 2010, he said he hoped to represent Great Britain in the 2012 Olympics.[24] However, Gordon missed the beginning of Great Britain's June 2012 pre-Olympic training camp in Houston, Texas. He later said he could not commit to the team after being traded from Detroit to Charlotte.

Tyler said...

Luol Deng is on the British team. That's the guy I was thinking of.

Keef said...

cmtem has so much shit i boat* her that she never uses.



Yeah, cmk usually has at least 1 gift each Xmas that just collects dust.
I might understand if it was just a random gift I boat*, but it's shit that she axes for

Keef said...

cmk does use the travel coffee mug that I got her from Austin all the time

El Padrino said...

the Stras

Tyler said...

British National Team Wikipedia link

Tyler said...

I think the only reason they're going to be in the Olympics is because they're the host city. Last time they were in the Olympics was when they finished 20th in 1948.

Tyler said...

And that is ALL YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW about the Men's British Basketball Team.

El Padrino said...

knowing is knowledge

Keef said...

Nice, a Sun Devil on England's team

Keef said...

The dude that transferred from Dooook

tem said...

"I think the only reason they're going to be in the Olympics is because they're the host city. Last time they were in the Olympics was when they finished 20th in 1948."

good point. i am sure that is why they have a team. host team gets to compete in everything. irregardless of how bad they suck.

Keef said...

we're done

El Padrino said...

cokes earnings are rednonk

tem said...

your face is redonk

El Padrino said...

thank you

tem said...

oh and congratulations on the profits from the donkey sale.

El Padrino said...

thank you
i plan to use it in developing the footlong mozz stick food truck

Blue said...

best

El Padrino said...

piece

tem said...

bye el pad

Blue said...

he'll never see that

tem said...

i know

Keef said...

"piece"

Don't forget to get condoms

Blue said...

meiz should assault shamhoff on twitter

Mize said...

"meiz should assault shamhoff on twitter"


There's this thing called a Block Button that people actually use.

Blue said...

ah, so you've been blocked

Blue said...

yes, but can't you still make tweets and use his handle in the tweet to make fun of him, and all his twerps see it?

Blue said...

meiz could start a twitter revolution

#shamhoffsucks

Blue said...

#tembagging

Mize said...

"ah, so you've been blocked"


Not by him, but others, sure.

Blue said...

any joke about anything bad is great..that's how i feel.

Any of the joke about rape, the holocaust, the METS...aaaaah whatever...any joke about anything bad is ok by me

/louis CK

He knows about the MESS

ToddPacker said...

"I think TP's kids are PS3 people."

yes

ToddPacker said...

"Nah. SOTP doesn't apply hisself*"

made me laugh

Mize said...

I'm sold as long as there isn't a big price spike if these stay on the menu.

Blue said...

oh, those are gonna be all kinds of awful

Mize said...

I've nerve had any sort of beef sando from chubway

Mize said...

What a moron

Keef said...

Larkin HOF this Sunday.

Keef said...

Gotta set the DVR

Mize said...

Gonna be a haboob in Kev's house on sunday

Keef said...

yes

ToddPacker said...

gonna be dusty in Keith's house?

Mize said...

WAIT. I might get my fooyball tomorrow. It was already in Carol Stream yesterday.

Keef said...

gonna be dusty in Keith's house?



Maybe

tem said...

Csil decided she loved larkin. She's coming over to watch.

Mize said...

Mize: Hey, uh, we gonna get that email folder back up & running?

IT guy: Honestly, I'm shocked we even have email capabilities.


Industry leader, baby! Feel the excitement!

El Padrino said...

lotus notes sucks

Mize said...

Outlook. I actually liked Lotus when I used it 12 years ago.

Mize said...

Weighed myself last night. 221. Yuck.

Mize said...

I need to ride a bicycle or something.

El Padrino said...

oh my

Mize said...

I'm not a dwarf though

Beth said...

So for mize, "hello 200 lbs!" will actually be a good thing if it happens.

El Padrino said...

amazing story on real sports last night

just amazing

you guys have to see it, the dominque moceanu story

Keef said...

lotus notes sucks



That's what we use at work. It's fucking awful

Keef said...

I was in love with Dominique Moceanu when I was a kid

Mize said...

"I was in love with Dominique Moceanu when I was a kid"


Man, YES!

Mize said...

"So for mize, "hello 200 lbs!" will actually be a good thing if it happens."


I was down to 195 2 years ago

Mize said...

Summit I Mize was about 195ish

Mize said...

It was great. I was on a diet of vodka and something like 4 slices of Orv's pizza and 2 pickle spears.

Mize said...

Per day

El Padrino said...

"I was in love with Dominique Moceanu when I was a kid"

she's hot now too

story blew my mind

Keef said...

Man, YES!



And Dominique Dawes

Mize said...

It appears my problem child today will be Heartland Catfish. The southern folk are a bit slower on the uptake than the rest of the suppliers.

Mize said...

"And Dominique Dawes"


I still love Dawes

El Padrino said...

"I was on a diet of vodka and something like 4 slices of Orv's pizza and 2 pickle spears."


skinny but fucked up everywhere else

El Padrino said...

Dominique Dawes


this shit right here

Blue said...

new things

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