Monday, July 16, 2012

Weekend Recap

I'm gonna start with the good shit. Friday night was a classic Alex Wilson show. He ripped it at Summer Sounds. Cranked out a 10 minute guitar solo, and broke 2 strings. We always get up for our local boy, and he gets up for us.

Saturday was lame.

SUNDAY! Miller Park Drunk Pants Party II! Lots of fun since the 1st one in 2010 since I know way more interweb baseball people now than I did then. I even started to arrange an ice fishing trip to get the baseball weirdos into the outdoors. My friend Nicole is down to clown because she's never been fishing(WHAT?), and just started eating fish this past winter(again, WHAT?). She's going to culinary school and wants me to show her how to fillet a fish. Its really fucking easy, and you'd have to be a damn retard to struggle with it. I digress. You can see pics from the Pants Party on facebook. If not, tough shit.

Deep breath...


I don't know any of the other details besides "heart attack", but I lost a little brother Saturday night/Sunday morning. My friend Jimmy's little brother died, man. Just up and died. I don't know why, but I have a really hard time believing a 25 year old kid in good health and shape just has a heart attack. I'm more inclined to believe that he might have either been using something or did it on purpose, because who the fuck just has a heart attack when they're 25? I don't refuse to believe it, but...What the fuck man? He was the ONLY little brother that could keep up with us on a regular basis. His body just quit? Man, heart attack, my ass. I've cried enough tonight. This'll do, donkey. This'll do.

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Beth said...

Sorry about your friend's brother mize, that really sucks.

Do they know yet if they are going to do an autopsy?

tem said...

Sorry to hear the sad news.

Mize said...

"Do they know yet if they are going to do an autopsy?"


I don't know

Mize said...

I got really ripping drunk last night. I just wanted to go to bed at like 8:00, and get 9 hours of sleep like Tem does.

Beth said...

But did you have 6 beers in 2 hours?

s

Mize said...

Not a CHANCE. I was already buzzed from the Breer's game. Yo was out fucking standing yesterday.

Blue said...

i guess 14.5mm is more than a billion with regards to Jeremy Lin

tem said...

he is asian american so is only half good at math.

El Padrino said...

hey yo my niggas

Blue said...

i'd probably rather have ray felton instead of jeremy lin

El Padrino said...

im torn

i wanted lin back but there are a ton of questions

and that contract is poison

so im happy now i guess

see ya gook

El Padrino said...

talking it out always works

El Padrino said...

sorry to hear that meiz

El Padrino said...

time to ketchup

s

El Padrino said...

sooooo the Paterno thing got worse I guess

tem said...

yes. it is a fascinating story. let's discuss it.

I heart Magic Mize said...

Fucking LP

Aitch said...

Sorry for your loss, Mize.

Aitch said...

"hey yo my niggas"

Knows English. (S)

Welcome back little man.

El Padrino said...

Thanks fat man

El Padrino said...

anyone read this freeh report?

El Padrino said...

Rain kills at least 28 in Japan

tem said...

what is the freeh report? i hadn't seen that in the news. can you summarize it?

tem said...

"Rain kills at least 28 in Japan"

japanese people are shorter. the rain falls farther and gains more momentum. thus killing people.

science.

El Padrino said...

stop it

El Padrino said...

Indiana Jones is 70!

jesus

El Padrino said...

"Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet." - Obama

not so fast my friend

-Al Gore

El Padrino said...

RE-ERECTION CAMPAIGN: Weiner mulling mayoral run...

lol

El Padrino said...

3 year old mugged in bed stuy

tem said...

was that in NYC?

of course it was. i don't even need to click on it.

El Padrino said...

unelss you know of another bed stuy

El Padrino said...

do or die bed stuy

Mize said...

LP, there's no way Tem knows Bed-Stuy

El Padrino said...

went on this like 10 times

not better then the one at Wet and Wild in Orlando

El Padrino said...

LP, there's no way Tem knows Bed-Stuy

true

Mize said...

I forgot to shave this morning. I feel dirty.

I heart Magic Mize said...

anyone read this freeh report?



Do we have to pay for it?

I heart Magic Mize said...

not better then the one at Wet and Wild in Orlando




Knows English

I heart Magic Mize said...

John Quincy Adams had a pet alligator.

tem said...

"LP, there's no way Tem knows Bed-Stuy"


^^^^^^


I just assumed it was an LP typo and was supposed to be "sunday" or something

Mize said...

If any of you guys have a sports room or den or whatever, google offers has $50 gift certs for $25 on Fatheads today.

I heart Magic Mize said...

Jason Kidd should of* used LP's PBA card

Mize said...

"I just assumed it was an LP typo and was supposed to be "sunday" or something"


Its another one of those ghettos in New York that only New Yorkers are proud of.

tem said...

i wikipediaed it.

it has a lot of rappers.


i don't want to visit there.

I heart Magic Mize said...

About once a week we have a survey on our intranet home page here. Mize would love today's question, "Do you golf"

tem said...

i don't think he would like that question at all.

tem said...

is shakira a white person?

Mize said...

LP, get a 360 & jump on this NCAA Fooyball train we're running. I will WORK your. Or Tem will. Probably Tem.

Mize said...

"is shakira a white person?"


No. I believe she is Columbian.

El Padrino said...

yeah yeah yeah i'll get one

I heart Magic Mize said...

Colombian

El Padrino said...

I believe she is Columbian.

University?

El Padrino said...

ha

I heart Magic Mize said...

I will WORK your.



His what?

Keef said...

i don't think he would like that question at all.




Tembagging

Keef said...

Looks like LP owes beth a name/pic for the weekend sweep

El Padrino said...

the texeira deal for atlanta was a complete disaster

looking back

Mize said...

Have I ever mentioned how much I loathe "Thank you" emails and voicemails? What a waste of time.

Mize said...

"His what?"


Butthole

Keef said...

gross

Mize said...

Forgot my lunch today. Goddman Subway again.

El Padrino said...

lucky you

Mize said...

SPICY EYE-TALIAN!

Blue said...

meatball sub, just like grandma used to make

Blue said...

you can actually taste the meat and the flavor...best meataballs this side of italy

Mize said...

Our new phones have caller ID on them. Suiteness is picking & choosing who I have to talk to. Fed Ex Freight has called 3 times in a row to schedule an appointment for tomorrow. Me no answer! You use website!

El Padrino said...

is suiteness your secretary's name

s

if so that is BOSS

El Padrino said...

yeah caller ID has ben pretty huge for the past 15 years now

Keef said...

Our new phones have caller ID on them



WOW!!!

Keef said...

Fed Ex Freight has called 3 times in a row to schedule an appointment for tomorrow. Me no answer! You use website!



Your* lazy

Keef said...

yeah caller ID has ben pretty huge for the past 15 years now


^^^

Mize said...

"Your* lazy"


Negative. Carriers are to schedule appointments via email. Being on the phone is a waste of time.

El Padrino said...

so pick up the line and tell them that so it ceases

you have the power

Keef said...

Negative. Carriers are to schedule appointments via email. Being on the phone is a waste of time.



They obviously don't know that

Keef said...

My new car has cruise control on it.

El Padrino said...

that's confusing
thought most new cars had it by now

Keef said...

YDNSWIDT

El Padrino said...

oh i see now

El Padrino said...

i was going to make the same joke, then erased it and put that

El Padrino said...

i thought we moved on from the joke that's why

assumptions......

El Padrino said...

FORTE deal done, fo years 8milly per

El Padrino said...

booked a BounceU party for bgep

i'm pumped

tem said...

good work bears

Keef said...

booked a BounceU party for bgep

i'm pumped



WORK those kids

Blue said...

keith has a picture of votto pulling a ball foul

Keef said...

Pulling it into the CF seats

Keef said...

right CF seats

Mize said...

"They obviously don't know that"


They do if they actually listen to the voicemail greeting.

El Padrino said...

waste of time

they can just call and someone will pick up and tell them that, in less time it takes to listen to vm

Blue said...

EP misst* the whole "meiz is fixing shit in the department" conversation

Keef said...

they can just call and someone will pick up and tell them that, in less time it takes to listen to vm



Mize is acting upon principle

El Padrino said...

meiz sucks

Keef said...

They do if they actually listen to the voicemail greeting.



Noone listens to VM greetings

ns

El Padrino said...

thought car insurance got less expensive as you get older

every quote i get is higher than im paying now

Blue said...

stop getting into accidents

Mize said...

"they can just call and someone will pick up and tell them that, in less time it takes to listen to vm"


You'd be wrong.

Aitch said...

"that's confusing
thought most new cars had it by now"

And he says I'm the dumb one.

Mize said...

"Noone listens to VM greetings

ns"


Welp.

Aitch said...

"Mize is acting upon principle"

We walked 3 miles in Austin to save 5 bucks.

tem said...

true story

tem said...

5 bucks and principle.

Keef said...

thought car insurance got less expensive as you get older

every quote i get is higher than im paying now



Move

Keef said...

We walked 3 miles in Austin to save 5 bucks.



That was 100% about principle

Keef said...

We gave them loads of cash that weekend

Aitch said...

" That was 100% about principle"

Which was my point in bringing it up.

Keef said...

Summit III sounds like it's going to be off the charts

tem said...

when is summit 3?

Keef said...

2013

Mize said...

Summit 3: A Very LoV Thanksgiving

tem said...

"thought car insurance got less expensive as you get older"

it is just less expensive than if a younger person was trying to get it now.

el pad 2012 insurance > el pad 2011 insurance

32 year old insurance in 2012 > 33 year old insurance in 2012

tem said...

fuck 2013. that is summit 4.

Keef said...

it is just less expensive than if a younger person was trying to get it now.



My premiums get lower every 6 months when my policy renews

tem said...

you are a special case

Blue said...

fucking gas prices...i thought they were supposed to go down as you get older


i used to pay .99/gallon back when i was 18

Keef said...

I think it's down to $114/mo for me & cmk w/ 2 cars. It was about $150/mo when we got this insurance in 2010

Keef said...

you are a special case



That's mize

Mize said...

"fuck 2013. that is summit 4."

I'm with Tem on this one.

Keef said...

thought car insurance got less expensive as you get older

every quote i get is higher than im paying now




Maybe you shouldn't of* let your license expire

Mize said...

"My premiums get lower every 6 months when my policy renews"

As do mine. I get a check every 6 months or so after I pay my premium.

Blue said...

EP needs the discount double check

Keef said...

The one with Kerry Wood is ratarded

Mize said...

"The one with Kerry Wood is ratarded"


Woah now. There will be no Hawk slander here.

tem said...

keef is a special case too. don't deny it.

tem said...

i haven't seen on with K. Wood

tem said...

haha, team USA Olympic uniforms were made in China...good idear* USA. eteo

El Padrino said...

gas?

apples/watermelons bro

Blue said...

I DON'T MIND THE CHEAP CHINESE LABOR MAKING THOSE OUTFITS

El Padrino said...

insurance should go down as you get older and your record remains clean

Blue said...

local theater is showing all 3 batman movies back2back on thursday night for $25.

El Padrino said...

summit 3

i booked a getaway the weekend of the 6th/7th on october

Blue said...

"insurance should go down as you get older and your record remains clean"

says you

El Padrino said...

"local theater is showing all 3 batman movies back2back on thursday night for $25."

thought this was nationwide
in any case hear too

El Padrino said...

"I think it's down to $114/mo for me & cmk w/ 2 cars."

how do you feel about me as a neighbor?

Mize said...

"i booked a getaway the weekend of the 6th/7th on october"


You retard.

tem said...

"local theater is showing all 3 batman movies back2back on thursday night for $25."

same here

El Padrino said...

spiff somehwere far?

El Padrino said...

"i booked a getaway the weekend of the 6th/7th on october"


You retard."

told you people october isnt the best monf* for me

El Padrino said...

this guy is wearing a hat

wft

i know you is IT bro but unless you have cancer you shouldnt be rocking a hat

Blue said...

"spiff somehwere far?"

like italy or something

El Padrino said...

pretty far

tem said...

not far for italians

El Padrino said...

but far for a mexi-gook

El Padrino said...

ran numbers to see if i can buy a fractured prune and put it in Park Slope where it would SMASH

can't do it

blue, do it.

Keef said...

Woah now. There will be no Hawk slander here.



Hawk looks rough

Keef said...

in any case hear too



Knows English

Keef said...

how do you feel about me as a neighbor?




There aren't any apartments next door to me

El Padrino said...

McDonald’s is “the most astute fast-food chain in social media,” with Taco Bell a close second.


BEAST

El Padrino said...

"There aren't any apartments next door to me"

i can buy a house in Gilbert? with like 2 months pay

tem said...

i can make a gilbert apartment deal look good and we can build there

El Padrino said...

McDonald’s has the fastest average reply time on Twitter (29 minutes) with Chipotle second fastest (37 minutes). Burger King is the slowest of all chains measured (60 hours, 29 minutes), followed by Carl’s Jr. (14 hours, 53 minutes).


burger king LOL

tem said...

"with like 2 months pay"

negative. you are mixing up years and months and 2 and 3.

Keef said...

There are apartments in Gilbert, just not next door to me

tem said...

why would fast food restaurants reply on twitter?

El Padrino said...

A U.S. military supply ship fired Monday at a small boat in the Persian Gulf after it came too close, apparently killing one person on board the boat, U.S. officials said

the fuck outta the way bro

El Padrino said...

"why would fast food restaurants reply on twitter?"

advertising or replying to a complaint/message

old way was to write a letter, then email, now companies have actual staffs that peruse social media sites all day and respond to any inquiry

Keef said...

how do you feel about me as a neighbor?



You can move in with NY guy

tem said...

they can make the house seem like an apartment

Keef said...

They can make the apartment seem like a house. They're bolth little people

El Padrino said...

"Hey yo check this out, also, just to let y'all know I do have a restaurant, it's called Flavor Flav's House of Flavors...it's a takeout restaurant. We got fried chicken, collard greens, potato salad, coleslaw, and red velvet waffles, yeah G. We be getting it in. Check this out, though, I just want to say good luck to everybody with your life, your future, your goals."


flava flav!

tem said...

isn't that old news?

tem said...

it's in vegas or something right?

Blue said...

"ran numbers to see if i can buy a fractured prune and put it in Park Slope where it would SMASH"

what's a fractured prune? and where is a park slope?

Blue said...

"isn't that old news?"

EP was on vacation last week

Blue said...

surprise surprise, sandusky was molesting kids in the 70's

Keef said...

Yeah, let's keep talking about kids getting molested. That's fun

El Padrino said...

yeah i posted that because he took over the southwest airplane audio and announced it midflight

Keef said...

Wise words

tem said...

Tosh forgot that you can't rape the willng.

Blue said...

tosh offended my so badly i won't watch his show anymore


that and directv doesn't have comedy central

Blue said...

LP

tem said...

i never watch his show, but he did not offend me.

in fact i didn't even know he was in trouble.

Keef said...

Fucking DirecTV

El Padrino said...

oh yeah direct tv users got worked

El Padrino said...

thanks blue for the link

El Padrino said...

training camp 10 days

DET

Blue said...

too bad the giants don't have the best QB in the NFC East according to amani toomer

Keef said...

ha

tem said...

Vick is the better

El Padrino said...

sure he is

El Padrino said...

romo is the best too

El Padrino said...

shit even RGIII is up there

sick 40 time

El Padrino said...

did keef bait that before i left for vacation?

El Padrino said...

bronco camp gonna be suite with peyton

El Padrino said...

jet camp gonna be jilarity

Blue said...

"bronco camp gonna be suite with peyton"


too bad dumerville is gonna be in jail

tem said...

nah, he will just get a warning

tem said...

and a fine

tem said...

and suspended

El Padrino said...

what did he do

tem said...

ray rice got paid too i guess

tem said...

elvis flashed a gun at a traffic incident or something like that

Keef said...

did keef bait that before i left for vacation?



When were you on vacation?

Keef said...

elvis flashed a gun at a traffic incident or something like that



Then he said he didn't have a gun, and the cops found one in his glove box

tem said...

he didn't have a gun. it was in his glovebox.

tem said...

i don't understand how any news place says Sandusky is in more trouble. he is already in maximum trouble.

he is going to prison. he is going to get raped and then murdered.

1,000 more people could come forward and the rest of his life plays out the same.

go to prison, get raped, get murdered.

Blue said...

supposedly, the people in the car were arguing with his friend who was in another car. Then they threw some shit at Elvis' car and he got out and showed them his gun

Blue said...

yeah it's like being more dead...once you're dead, you're dead

Blue said...

he'll be in prison the rest of his life...

his estate might be in more trouble if they have to pay more people millions of dollars

tem said...

Who cares if it is Lin or Felton?

PG for the Knicks will hardly handle the ball and when it is crunch time it will be J Kidd out there.

El Padrino said...

saw a penn state in on vacation

said

I tailgate with the best of them.

PSU

GO PENN STATE


I bet you do "tail" gate sir. I bet you do.

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