Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Tuesday 7-10-12

Three tit total recall

The trailer hints that the three tittied lady is in it. If they show tits I will see it in theatres (the dollar theatre) if they don't then I won't. It is really as simple as that.


Jordan flu game

How come nobody involved other than Jordan got the flu? If he had the flu so bad someone else would have gotten it too. Are you telling me that he magically avoided people on the day(s) he was contagious? It is the middle of the playoffs right? He is constantly around teammates, staff, the other team, etc. and nobody else gets the flu? Whatever.


Abc shows

Good lord they suck.


Stress

It is a killer man. I'm pretty good at ignoring it, but work is getting rough lately. Imma gonna play the lottery and see how that turns out.


Harden

1) his name sounds like hard on and that is funny
2) he has a Peter Griffin bird beard
3) after watching the NBA playoffs I am not sure why people say he is good. he was not good in the playoffs. At least the finals.


Home Run Derby

I didn't watch much. I watched for a bit and got bored and put Futurama on. In any case the part I did watch was OK. Kruk pretends he is dumb too much. He sandbags.


Howard

I hope it becomes a five team trade. That'd be cool.


128 comments:

Blue said...

"Kruk pretends he is dumb too much. He sandbags."

we call that 'tembagging'

Blue said...

'pulling a tem' is also accepted

Blue said...

"is blue really that dumb?"

"nah, he's just tembagging"

"tembagging?"

"you know, pulling a tem"

Mize said...

Gangbusters again, I see.

Beth said...

Tembagging is only 1 letter away from teabagging though.

Blue said...

that's true.

it's a very similar procedure

Aitch said...

Teabagging is something Beth is quite familiar with I'm sure. Possibly Kod too.

tem said...

i don't know if i like tembagging or not.

tem said...

CFO is in today for about 4 hours, so i get to be not CFO for 4 hours today.

Aitch said...

Nice picture, Beth. I think you whould put one up of yourself in the exact same outfit and pose.

Aitch said...

EP would probably have a fatal heart attack.

Beth said...

"i don't know if i like tembagging or not"

But how do you feel about teabagging?

Beth said...

"Nice picture, Beth. I think you whould put one up of yourself in the exact same outfit and pose."

That is me, from when I was a brunette.

s

Blue said...

why are you wearing an Alabama hat then?

Beth said...

Blue just tembagged.

I heart Magic Mize said...

Prince Fielder's kid has a lot of hair

Blue said...

"Blue just tembagged."

I like it

Blue said...

shh no one ever talks about prince fielder anymore

I heart Magic Mize said...

I think mize meant noone talks about Prince in Milwaukee anymore. It's all about Bob Seger

Mize said...

"I think mize meant noone talks about Prince in Milwaukee anymore. It's all about Bob Seger"


Yes. But also doesn't seem to be quite the national star either.

tem said...

prince is ok

Aitch said...

The MA statw budget that was signed by the governor yesterday now allows EBT cards (foodstamps) to be used at nail salons and to purchase tattoos and guns. And people wonder why this country is going to hell.

Aitch said...

Kod, you're our resident liberal. Defend this one. The government is making it so there is more incentive to be unemployed than to work.

ToddPacker said...

"Yes. But also doesn't seem to be quite the national star either."

seems like prince is about the same on the national star level since the move to detroit

Blue said...

he wasn't much of the national star before

Beth said...

Since it's so slow today, let's see if I can wake anybody up with these:

dat 1

dat 2

I'd say both are bordeline SFW / NSFW.

Beth said...

And I know EP was scheduled to be gone today, but did we also know Keef would be MIA?

Aitch said...

Good work, Beth.

Aitch said...

You know Keith has commented today, right?

Beth said...

You mean that's not mize with a self-pic?

(s - I DID miss that he'd commented. He's been too un-asslike.)

I heart Magic Mize said...

I'm off until thursday

Beth said...

Geez, it's not always about you keef.

Beth said...

s

Aitch said...

Beth, dat 1 is you, isn't it? That's why the face is hidden...

Beth said...

"Beth, dat 1 is you, isn't it? That's why the face is hidden..."

Hey, if you want to think that it's fine by me.

I heart Magic Mize said...

Aitch is Steve?

Blue said...

i will think that

Blue said...

dat 1 is kind of pasty

Blue said...

CFO being in the office must make tem busy

no tembagging with the CFO today i'm sure

Blue said...

hahaha

since when does the WNBA play in the middle of the afternoon?

Blue said...

freak is home watching the games

Mize said...

My calves are on fire. They've been cramped since Sunday. Hurts like a mother.

Mize said...

God, I'm out of shape.

Mize said...

I need to run some 40s

Blue said...

take some HGH

Mize said...

There was a big group of bros playing edward 40 hands at Dave, so the cops decided to fuck with 'em and ID'd every last one. It was hilarity seeing them have to all unwrap or cut the duct tape in shame.

Beth said...

"I need to run some 40s"

You may want to start with something a little less challenging, like a 10k or half marathon.

Mize said...

Running the 40 will put me on the fast track to fitness though

Beth said...

Not if you pass out 20 yards into it.

I heart Magic Mize said...

There is a chick with no legs in the espn body issue

I heart Magic Mize said...

But her name is not Cunsuelo

tem said...

"so the cops decided to fuck with 'em and ID'd every last one. It was hilarity seeing them have to all unwrap or cut the duct tape in shame."

why wouldn't 1 just unwrap and then get the other guys' IDs out for them?

I heart Magic Mize said...

Nerve heard of Edward 40 hands

tem said...

duct tape 40s to your hands so that you basically can't do anything other than drink.

Blue said...

we did that in collitch..but not with 40's becuase that's gross.

we'd tape solo cups to guys hands and everytime you walked by you added the end of your beer to theirs.

plus they got all the spit beer.

tem said...

so spit beer is less gross than 40s?

Beth said...

"plus they got all the spit beer"

Oh yeah, much less gross than 40s.

Beth said...

Was blue tembagging again?

Mize said...

"why wouldn't 1 just unwrap and then get the other guys' IDs out for them?"


Drugs and alcohol, perhaps?

Blue said...

spit beer is funnier because they have to drink all the backwash

plus solo cups is easier to do with a keg...

i couldn't imagine trying to fill somebody's 40 up with a keg tap

I heart Magic Mize said...

Insert spout of tap into mouth of bottle. Not tough

tem said...

when you buy 40s they come with beer already in them.

tem said...

so you don't need to fill them up from the keg.

Mize said...

Tem knows

Blue said...

but then after awhile they are empty

tem said...

yeah because people aren't filling them with spit.

Blue said...

cuphands is a punishment, not a right

Blue said...

like drawing dicks on the guy who passes out

I heart Magic Mize said...

Love that


/LP

I heart Magic Mize said...

Csil told cmk that her bf is saving up for a ring. Cmk said "oh, so he's as dumb as you are"

Mize said...

"Csil told cmk that her bf is saving up for a ring. Cmk said "oh, so he's as dumb as you are""


YES!!!

Mize said...

CMK has some redeeming qualities that can make you forget the designer handbags.

I heart Magic Mize said...

Csil says why can't you just be happy for me. Cmk and hsil bolth say "we've seen this story about 7 times in the last 10 years". Then csil goes all 5 year old and pouts and ignores them

I heart Magic Mize said...

classy

Mize said...

"Csil says why can't you just be happy for me. Cmk and hsil bolth say "we've seen this story about 7 times in the last 10 years". Then csil goes all 5 year old and pouts and ignores them"


They should have said "You've been dating him for 4 months."

I heart Magic Mize said...

1 month

I heart Magic Mize said...

And they did say that. That's the "story" they are talking about. She's going to marry every guy after 1 month

I heart Magic Mize said...

Cmk said something about csil not drinking. Csil said that's not a part of her life anymore.

I heart Magic Mize said...

Related story: csil went on a bachelorette party last weekend and got shitcanned

Mize said...

Hilarious

Mize said...

"1 month"


Wow. I thought it was March.

I heart Magic Mize said...

No. We went to Vegas 4/21 and that's when the old bf broke up with her

I heart Magic Mize said...

PABLO!

Aitch said...

Unfortunately I know too many chicks like that. Dudes too. It's the fast food, instant gratification culture that has invaded every asoect of life. People are so impatient, want everything RIGHT NOW, and then wonder why the divorce rate is so high...

I heart Magic Mize said...

Nice scoop, Prince.

Aitch said...

Verlander looks grate*

I heart Magic Mize said...

Fucking stretch out and get the short bop

I heart Magic Mize said...

*hop

I heart Magic Mize said...

Csil said she's more ready for marriage than hsil because she's older.. That shit made me laugh

Aitch said...

I guess Larry Wayne's speech really motivated the N.L. players. I mean, they seemed so pumped.

S

Aitch said...

Haha. In reality she's older, but mentally she's like a 10 year old.

Mize said...

"Unfortunately I know too many chicks like that. Dudes too. It's the fast food, instant gratification culture that has invaded every aspect of life"


Dude, uh, nevermind.

I heart Magic Mize said...

Yeah that speech was awful

I heart Magic Mize said...

I didn't get the fast food/marriage correlation

Mize said...

My comment is in regards to needing instant gratification.

Aitch said...

I'm saying, like everythingnelse in our culture, people don't want to work on a relationship and make sure it is right before they get married. They just rush off, get married, and subsequently divorced (love being right about that shit! /Mize). That's the correlation.

Aitch said...

"My comment is in regards to needing instant gratification."

Go for it.

Aitch said...

Nice catch, Joey Bats.

Aitch said...

So Nicky Minaj pretty much just tries to be the black Lady Gaga, right?

Mize said...

Not really. Lady Gaga is more talented and creative than Nicki

Aitch said...

I said "tries" not "succeeds."

Aitch said...

McCarver: The N.L. has hit for the cycle in the first 3 2/3 innings.

That's almost as bad as my half way to a cycle comment.

ToddPacker said...

AL pitchers look good so far

Aitch said...

Cano didn't shake Cabrera's hand. Let's make it into a story! Go Fox.

ToddPacker said...

ea is gonna do a handshake story

Aitch said...

"AL pitchers look good so far"

Only Verlander and Harrison. Price and Nathan looked good.

Mize said...

AL fan getting defensive over there

Aitch said...

Not at all. Couldn't care less, actually.

Aitch said...

Nice catch by Braun. Off to celebrate with a steroid cocktail in the dugout!

ToddPacker said...

nice catch by Braun

ToddPacker said...

Braun i2i.... without the roid joke

I heart Magic Mize said...

Tagging up from 1st to 2nd in an 8-0 game, Bryce?

I heart Magic Mize said...

I'm making rev's pizza Philly rolls for dinner tonight

I heart Magic Mize said...

Kershaw will give up a couple runs

I heart Magic Mize said...

Be careful throwing that ball into the stands, Josh!!!!!

I heart Magic Mize said...

Ortiz said he was only going to bad once so that Butler could get some ABs in his home. He lied

I heart Magic Mize said...

bat*

I heart Magic Mize said...

Hahaha, Bryce Harper sucks

I heart Magic Mize said...

Bryce: what the fuck?

Mize said...

"I'm making rev's pizza Philly rolls for dinner tonight"


Pardon?

I heart Magic Mize said...

Rev put a recipe on here way back in the day

Aitch said...

Does his recipe call for the use of skittles?

ToddPacker said...

Does his recipe call for the use of velveeta flavored skittles?

fixed

tem said...

Csil stories are the best.

tem said...

Csil stories are the best.

tem said...

That's cool. A double comment 8 mins apart.

tem said...

That's takes talent

Blue said...

go time

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