Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Training Camp

Broncos players report today. Camp gets going tomorrow. I'm sure there are other teams already hitting, maybe just 2 teams, but i'm too lazy to look it up.

My assistant controller quit yesterday. So now i'm down two good employees, of my entire staff of 9, there were only 3 people I felt like I couldn't afford to lose, and two of those 3 quit within the last two weeks.

Unlike Tem, I loved flash gordon as a kid. I used to watch that movie non-stop...so all that business in Ted was not lost on me.

I started to think of songs for everyone, like assigning a them song to each guy.

The only one I came up with was for EP. Blink 182, "all the small things".

cmblue asked me last night how this blog got going, and I told her "i don't remember", she called my bullshit, so I told her the story. She thought it was slightly less gay after hearing it.

What she did think was gay was that my first week in the LOV NCAA dynasty, I auto lost, then in week 2 I had a bye so all I could do was recruit. She didn't get that at all.

I did play a practice game, I didn't seem to have any troubles throwing the ball. Maybe it's because i played QB in junior high, so I know how to be the shit. My defense is awful though, having trouble with the tackling, but i'll get there. Maybe I need EP to call the defensive plays for me.

Good luck this week to everyone. Flash Gordon, over and out.

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tem said...

for every hour you play in NCAA dynasty 40 minutes is recruiting and 20 minutes is playing.

Blue said...

that's easily the split

tem said...

every time cmtem comes down and sees me playing i am recruiting.

El Padrino said...

where did the people that quit go?

Blue said...

"where did the people that quit go?"

mcdonalds


BEAST

Blue said...

AP Supervisor is moving to scottsdale to live with her boyfriend (zeke?)

Asst Controller hasn't told me where she's going yet, just that it's a small company.

El Padrino said...

thats funny

Blue said...

christian bale tried to sneak in and see the people here in the hospital.

fucking people started updating their facebook, and tweeting out pictures of him, so then the media showed up, or nobody would have known.

he's a good guy

Blue said...

Probably would have been in bad taste for him to show up in his batman costume.

El Padrino said...

remember when he crushed that guy on the set of one of his movies and everyone was all like man Batman is an asshole

Blue said...

"remember when he crushed that guy on the set of one of his movies and everyone was all like man Batman is an asshole"

yep, assholes here are bringing that up too. like that makes you not a good guy because you got pissed and yelled at somebody once.

El Padrino said...

Hotel replaces Bibles with 'Fifty Shades of Grey'...

El Padrino said...

yeah media sucks

Blue said...

his wife should be hotter

El Padrino said...

Mrs Tom Brady pregnant

Jugdish said...

his wife should be hotter

he yells at her for not being hot enough

El Padrino said...

"his wife should be hotter"

no worries his side piece is

Mize said...

I need to go to sleep earlier at night.

El Padrino said...

me too

Keef said...

Me too

/tem

Keef said...

Goddamn Pirates got Wandy Rodriguez

El Padrino said...

pirates aint fucking around

tem said...

maybe they are leaving because of you

tem said...

pirates losing two to the cubs is fucking around.

tem said...

i do not need to go to sleep earlier.

El Padrino said...

conference call with Babu, Manu and Wagu

ns

El Padrino said...

fucking Indians

tem said...

sounds like you won't be able to understand them

El Padrino said...

"While Aurora Police charged into a multiplex theater within three minutes of the first report of a shooting there, more than 20 additional minutes passed before medical personnel arrived at the epicenter, a period when at least one victim was still alive but in desperate need of medical attention, dispatch tapes from that night show. "

20 minutes

blue?

the fuck

El Padrino said...

arod is such a pussy

he gets hit in the hand and the way he writhes on the floor kicking and rolling around

man what a clown

Blue said...

jug has been making $820/day

El Padrino said...

stop it jug

just stop it

tem said...

"jug has been making $820/day"

what?

Blue said...

he tweeted that to me

El Padrino said...

me too

Keef said...

Police officers are always at the theaters. Paramedics don't hang around there

El Padrino said...

inexcusable

El Padrino said...

fire dept ambulance?

El Padrino said...

thought it was a suburb of one of the biggest cities in America

Keef said...

How far is the paramedic station from the theater

Tyler said...

I know this is a day or so late but, HAN-RAM!!!!

Tyler said...

And they got him for a case of athletic tape.

Tyler said...

Who else just got a text from Jug about making money by working from home?

El Padrino said...

"How far is the paramedic station from the theater"

on the corner of fuck off and get a map

El Padrino said...

"Who else just got a text from Jug about making money by working from home?"

me and blue

had no clue jug was "that guy"

Tyler said...

Was that just me?

Tyler said...

Yeah, I didn't think Jug was "that guy" either but I guess we were wrong.

Tyler said...

So the Dodgers just need an arm and they'll be looking pretty good.

Keef said...

You realize that jug's acct got hacked, no?

Keef said...

HanRam sucks now

Keef said...

on the corner of fuck off and get a map



Relax, H

Tyler said...

You realize that jug's acct got hacked, no?

Yes.

tem said...

i got no text. nor a tweet.

but i am not on twitter so i don't get any tweets.

tem said...

"on the corner of fuck off and get a map"

ha. Hangover.

Tyler said...

HanRam sucks now

He will pull a Kevin Youkilis and return to form after the trade. He's still light years better than anyone they've got right now at 3B/SS.

El Padrino said...

So the Dodgers just need an arm and they'll be looking pretty good.

DOUBLE DRAGON!

El Padrino said...

"ha. Hangover."

yeah dumb keef didnt get it

Tyler said...

"i got no text. nor a tweet."

It was a direct message on twitter. Twitter texts my phone every time someone tweets or DMs me. Need to figure out how to stop that.

El Padrino said...

Twitter > Options > DM's

uncheck box for text messages

Keef said...

He's still light years better than anyone they've got right now at 3B/SS.



true

El Padrino said...

han-ram is 28, he'll find it again

El Padrino said...

and he can go back to SS

El Padrino said...

if they want him too

El Padrino said...

but man they gave up NOTHING

unreal

remember a few years ago the trade value for him was like 4 top prospects minimum

Tyler said...

Excellent. I turned everything off.

tem said...

light years is a lot

Tyler said...

"and he can go back to SS

if they want him too"

I was at the game where Dee Gordon dislocated his thumb; he's out for awhile. So he'll probably play SS and then when Gordon returns, they're slide him over to third.

tem said...

""We talked since Day One of the trading season about wanting to improve our club either via pitching or via hitting," Pirates general manager Neal Huntington said."


smart man. improving pitching or hitting is good for a baseball team. you don't want to improve it via receiving or kicking. that is for a different sport.

tem said...

Hanley hates third. He isn't going back.

Tyler said...

"light years is a lot"

Juan Uribe is batting .190 with 17 RBI and 13 Runs on the year. They're using a Uribe/Hairson/Luis Cruz platoon at 3B/SS and it's terrible.

Keef said...

I was at the game where Dee Gordon dislocated his thumb; he's out for awhile


Did you go on the field and check it out?

Tyler said...

"Hanley hates third. He isn't going back."

Then they've gotta figure out what to do with Gordon when he comes back or get a guy at third. I don't think Gordon can play third. He's a buck-fifty.

Tyler said...

"Did you go on the field and check it out?"

No, I stayed in my seat for the fireworks.

El Padrino said...

he can play second

El Padrino said...

"No, I stayed in my seat for the fireworks."


fuck that

/keef

Keef said...

$144 mil seems like a lot for a guy who's never won more than 15 games in a season

El Padrino said...

dodgers love former mlb's kids

Tyler said...

"dodgers love former mlb's kids"

You looked Dee Gordon up on wikipedia too?

tem said...

its not a lot when you have rev donut money pouring in.

tem said...

did hsil get that dog or did someone else get it?

Keef said...

someone else got it

El Padrino said...

"You looked Dee Gordon up on wikipedia too?"

no i was talking about Flash and Gwynn Jr.

why there are more??????!!!!

El Padrino said...

dont tell me hairston that guy dont count

Keef said...

"You looked Dee Gordon up on wikipedia too?"

no i was talking about Flash and Gwynn Jr.





Hilarity. Fucking LP

El Padrino said...

not sure whats so funny

Keef said...

Flash is Dee's dad, no?

Keef said...

blue
Weekend beisbol bet?

El Padrino said...

"Flash is Dee's dad, no?"

yes that's why i said i was talking about gordon and gwynn's kid being on the dodgers

Mize said...

"$144 mil seems like a lot for a guy who's never won more than 15 games in a season"


Wins is the single dumbest stat in baseball.

Keef said...

I know who you were talking about

Blue said...

sure i'll bet on the weekend baseball

rockies have the worse record in next year's NL

Keef said...

Wins is the single dumbest stat in baseball.



So should the playoff teams be decided by who has the higher run differential?

Aitch said...

" yep, assholes here are bringing that up too. like that makes you not a good guy because you got pissed and yelled at somebody once."

Didn't he hit his mother at London Heathrow Airport too?

Classy move, yes. But I don't think that automatically makes him a good guy.

Aitch said...

Go ahead, Keef, tell me how I'm wrong.

Mize said...

trucker words of wisdom from over the CB:

You can always change your pants, but you can't change ugly.

Keef said...

1 thing doesn't make you a good or bad person. It's a good deed

Mize said...

"So should the playoff teams be decided by who has the higher run differential?"


Don't act stupid.

Keef said...

Go ahead, Keef, tell me how I'm wrong.



Jesus.

Keef said...

Don't act stupid.



I was tembagging. Don't call tem stupid

Aitch said...

" arod is such a pussy

he gets hit in the hand and the way he writhes on the floor kicking and rolling around

man what a clown"

Dude, get hit in the wrist with 97 MPH fastball and see how you react. And I hate A-Rod but I'm not gonna clown him for that.

Aitch said...

" yes that's why i said i was talking about gordon and gwynn's kid being on the dodgers"

Fucking Padrino...

Keef said...

Yeah having your wrist broken probably doesn't feel grate

El Padrino said...

"Dude, get hit in the wrist with 97 MPH fastball and see how you react. And I hate A-Rod but I'm not gonna clown him for that."


that's not even remotely true

not even a little bit

Keef said...

Fucking Padrino...



^^^

Keef said...

I don't understand

/LP

Keef said...

that's not even remotely true

not even a little bit




I think it's true. I don't think H will clown Arod for it.

Keef said...

that's not even remotely true

not even a little bit




That's your OPINION, which you're entitled too*

/h

El Padrino said...

he got hit on the top of his left hand with an 91 mph changeup and the fracture was non-displaced, like a crack

Aitch said...

" that's not even remotely true

not even a little bit"

Which part?

El Padrino said...

dont know where your getting broken wrist from

Keef said...

the fracture was non-displaced, like a crack



Thanks for explaining what a fracture is

El Padrino said...

Which part?


from Dude on

El Padrino said...

"Thanks for explaining what a fracture is"

KIK

Keef said...

dont know where your getting broken wrist from



fractured = broken.


wrist/hand, same difference

El Padrino said...

"wrist/hand, same difference"

sure it is

except not

El Padrino said...

especially when it's the metcarpal bone, which is the top part of your finger that connects to the hand bone

i read this in my dentist office

s

El Padrino said...

i know this because i broke the same bone

twice

Mize said...

Goddamn, this is great stuff

Keef said...

i read this in my dentist office



hilarity

Aitch said...

" he got hit on the top of his left hand with an 91 mph changeup and the fracture was non-displaced, like a crack"

Jesus Christ, you're turning into Keith, Mr. Hyper-Technical. I'm sure that a 91 MPH pitch tickles. Like a bubble breaking on your skin...

Keef said...

he got hit on the top of his left hand with an 91 mph changeup


We'll try this with you when you finally appear at Summit 28

Aitch said...

" i know this because i broke the same bone"

While getting hit by a major league pitcher's 91 MPH changeup?

Oh I forgot, you're Iron Man.

El Padrino said...

Jesus Christ, you're turning into Keith, Mr. Hyper-Technical. I'm sure that a 91 MPH pitch tickles. Like a bubble breaking on your skin...

apology accepted

Keef said...

Oh I forgot, you're Iron Man.




who bitch screams

Aitch said...

Fucking legends-in-their-own-minds we got going on here.

Keef said...

We'll try this with you when you finally appear at Summit 28



How? I'm the only one here who can throw 91

/LP

El Padrino said...

"We'll try this with you when you finally appear at Summit 28"


did i miss summitt 3 plans?

Keef said...

Why? Are you writing a book?

El Padrino said...

"While getting hit by a major league pitcher's 91 MPH changeup?

Oh I forgot, you're Iron Man."

didnt say that, im sure it would hurt but im also sure writhing on the floor making a spectacle of yourself and YOUR SPORT is silly

football players play games with broken bones, get up and walk to the dugout holding the hand

no need to roll around on the floor like a mary for 2 whole minutes

ANYWAY i was saying how i know it's called the metacarpal and what that means --- doctors tell you the actual bone name in the office (shh dont tell anyone)

Aitch said...

" How? I'm the only one here who can throw 91"

I'll rent a goddamn pitching masheen* if I have to. Though I'd bet EP would react that way from a batting cage fastball.

El Padrino said...

"Fucking legends-in-their-own-minds we got going on here."

said the guy from Boston

El Padrino said...

"I'll rent a goddamn pitching masheen*"

i am a pitching masheen

El Padrino said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keef said...

I'll rent a goddamn pitching masheen* if I have to


LP didn't really say it. I said it, using /LP

Keef said...

said the guy from Boston



H is probably one of the more modest people here. He's just angry as fuck

El Padrino said...

"H is probably one of the more modest people here. He's just angry as fuck"

doesnt he boast or has boasted about bagging chicks

and he tried out for AI

you need big balls to think you can sing

Keef said...

goddamnit LP

Keef said...

you need big balls to think you can sing



I think it was mentioned once here that H sang in a band

Keef said...

I could be mistaken

El Padrino said...

like i dont know that

dont mean he can sing




John Travolta is married to a girl. Don't mean he dont like the dick.

Keef said...

Maybe he tried out just to say that he did it

El Padrino said...

anyway it was a general comment about boston not aitch

he is pretty modest

ns

Keef said...

apology accepted

tem said...

"doesnt he boast or has boasted about bagging chicks"

you're mixing him up with TJW.

Blue said...

TEEJ

Blue said...

blue has never bragged about bagging women

Blue said...

a) they don't appreciate the bags

b) the one time i tried to use a bag it broke

c) paper bags over your head is not allowed at Coors Field (ns)

El Padrino said...

"blue has never bragged about bagging women"

Jesus Christ, you're turning into Keith, Mr. Hyper-Technical

/ H

ToddPacker said...

"Who else just got a text from Jug about making money by working from home?"

I got the text/tweet too

Keef said...

c) paper bags over your head is not allowed at Coors Field (ns)



They should've extended that rule to masks/theaters


too soon?

Blue said...

cmblue bought me a turtlebay headset for the xbox.

it's pretty suite.

wireless, surround sound

El Padrino said...

your not rich at all

Keef said...

how is it surround sound in a headset?


ns

Blue said...

"how is it surround sound in a headset?"

i don't know, but it works. You put the headset on and you hear sounds behind you and in front of you. I'm guessing it's just the direction the sound comes from the speakers.

twas awesome for ncaa football, but i would imagine it's even better for call of duty

El Padrino said...

The Turtle Beach Z6A PC headset combines the audio quality and comfort of a professional-grade gaming headset with the full impact and 3D positional accuracy of multi-speaker 5.1 surround sound. With eight premium speakers, including dual subwoofers, the Z6A is powered by a 5.1 channel amplifier with bass enhancement, letting you pinpoint critical sound cues from every direction.

El Padrino said...

that was PC version

Keef said...

With a 140 character message, triple jumper Voula Papachristou leaped her way out of the London Olympics and into an international spotlight she did not anticipate.
While gearing up for her first Olympic games on Sunday, Papachristou commented on the reported influx of West Nile mosquitos in Athens. She tweeted in Greek, "With so many Africans in Greece, the West Nile mosquitoes will be getting home food!!!"

El Padrino said...

Christian Bale did the right thing and stopped by Aurora Medical Center in Colorado yesterday to meet with seven people being treated for their injuries from the shooting last Friday, even stopping to take a picture with Carey Rottman here, who’s apparently some kind of Sox fan. “Hey, Tawmmy, go git Squeezebawx and Dago Steve an tell em ta come to the hawspital, the fackin dahk knight just signed my Sawx hat.”


god damn gold

El Padrino said...

get the fork out of here

tem said...

tem is not blue rich because tem doesn't have a turtlebay whatever.

Mize said...

"even stopping to take a picture with Carey Rottman here, who’s apparently some kind of Sox fan. “Hey, Tawmmy, go git Squeezebawx and Dago Steve an tell em ta come to the hawspital, the fackin dahk knight just signed my Sawx hat.”"


He's from my parts

Keef said...

The mother of baseball legend Cal Ripken Jr. was safe Wednesday after someone abducted her the day before, from her Maryland home investigators said.
A man with a gun showed up at Vi Ripken's home between 7 and 8 a.m. Tuesday, police in Aberdeen, Maryland, said in a statement. The man forced her into a vehicle and drove off, the statement said.

Mize said...

I've almost pulled the trigger on the Turtle Bay joints a few times.

El Padrino said...

problem with committment meiz?

Keef said...

mize is the worse* with buyers remorse

Mize said...

"problem with committment meiz?"


Problem with putting a bunch of money on something I don't use frequently enough.

Mize said...

"mize is the worse* with buyers remorse"

Yes.

Mize said...

I hate paying full price for almost anything

El Padrino said...

who doesnt even rich people are stingy

El Padrino said...

After the NCAA took away all of Joe Paterno’s victories dating back to 1998, the quarterback who officially last engineered a victory for Penn State was none other than Mike McQueary.

uncle joey

Keef said...

James Holmes, accused gunman in last Friday's midnight movie massacre in Colorado, mailed a notebook 'full of details about how he was going to kill people' to a University of Colorado psychiatrist — but it sat in a mailroom for as long as a week before its discovery Monday,

Mize said...

Haha. Some dispatcher is gonna try to pick an email fight with me. I don't want to have to break out the As. tactics on him.

Keef said...

do it!

Keef said...

then cnp it here

Mize said...

Is this sucka gonna make me drop MSPaint skillz on his domepiece? Please, don't let me do this.

SAVE YOUR DIGNITY, JERRY!

Mize said...

Bowie on the radio, makin' me feel funky. Dave's trying to convince me to do it. Must...resist...urge

tem said...

DO IT. you are a special case and that guy needs to recognize

Keef said...

fo sho

Mize said...

Jerry relented.

Keef said...

fucking jerry

Blue said...

wasn't bale in 'the fighter'

he's a saxk fan

Blue said...

this is the one I got.

Keef said...

wft is a saxk?

El Padrino said...

i really want to fuck this chick

Blue said...

saxk is how boston people talk about steve sax...used to play 2b for the dodgers

Keef said...

this is the one I got.




Jesus. Richie Rich

Blue said...

which chick?

Keef said...

i really want to fuck this chick




She obviously feels the same about you

Blue said...

i didn't pay for it

Keef said...

i didn't pay for it



cmblue got a yob? Suite

Blue said...

no, she has a trust fund

Blue said...

(s)

Mize said...

Cripes. The headset I was looking at was ~$60 I think.

Keef said...

this is the one I got. Then I had it plated in gold


*fized

Keef said...

Goddamn Pirates won. They're done fucking around

Aitch said...

"H is probably one of the more modest people here. He's just angry as fuck"

Did Keith just sort of defend me??

El Padrino said...

which chick?

this new chick at work i want to fuck her and pull out and cum all over her face

seeing my milk on her brown smooth skin

i think she's indian but has a british accent that is quite intoxicating

El Padrino said...

"She obviously feels the same about you"


damn straight

i see that look in her eyes

LOOK IN HER eyes

and what it's telling me

AND YOU KNOW

WHO GIRL THAT IM NOT SHY

El Padrino said...

*OOOO GIRL

Keef said...

LP is the best

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