Friday, July 13, 2012

Spot Start

So here we go again. Another day, another post. I wonder if this blog is up there in the most posts blog rankings. I doubt. Someone probably posts 4 times a day. Didn't Sparty and Friends do that? Does that still exist? Should we go flame them a bit? I think we are mellowing out. We used to be killers man. We used to flip ya. Flip ya for real. We used to be something. We used to be the hunter, the predator, now we are just hanging out waiting for an opportunity to show our old glory. Retard Shamoff isn't around anymore, Sports Guy has sold out, all the enemies are gone. If we were mexican we could attack Whitlock in some sort of race war. We'll find a new enemy. Maybe COBRA. The GI Joe dudes don't look like they can handle it. The blog needs to fight COBRA. But we get Snake Eyes. He is badass. He is a special case. He could knock Beth up with stealth sperm. God that thought must scare Beth. Stealth sperm. Or like sperm that doesn't have a lot of quit in it. It doesn't care if she is on the pill, it is getting to that egg and it is making that egg work. Do WORK egg. Fucking Snake Eyes stealth sperm is no laughing matter.

Really scary stuff.


So I think cmtem might be interested enough in this 50 Shades of Gray book to read it. I haven't even had to prod or anything. Her friend that we play volleyball with, by the way we won, we are the fucking champions. Beat some team that thought they were the shit. Fuck them, we are the shit. Anyway, friend on volleyball team says the book sucks, so cmtem is not gonna read it, but then friend says it got better and she can't stop, so cmtem is gonna read it. Husband of volleyball friend agrees with blue....shit is spanish fly.


Secretary girl is sick today and office manager is on vacation, so bookkeeper chick is taking the reigns on figuring out how to answer phones. We need meiz up in here to fix this shit. Actually she is figuring it out pretty well. When the fucking thing rings she picks it up and talks. Then when she is done talking she puts it back down. Funny image in my head now of her picking up the whole phone instead of just the handheld. That'd be a blonde thing to do. I used to be blonde, I think. Dirty blonde, whatever the fuck that is. I mean my hair was clean, why does it have to be dirty blonde? Fuck you dirty blonde namer man. I have like dark blonde hair. Why can't it just be dark blonde? Like dark chocolate. It ain't dirty chocolate. Dirty Chocolate sounds like a porn. A porn I doubt I would watch. Sorry to say but I really only like white chicks in porn. Don't know why. In real life I see some black chicks and they are hot, but black chick porn starts just don't do it for me.


So let's talk Joe Paterno...haha just kidding. Fuck that story. It has been beaten to death. I am convinced he died from knowing he fucked up. Shit like that weakens you. And he was like 1,000 years old. Not like the Highlander 1,000 years old, he was like really fucking old and frail. Highlander was a bad ass movie. Terrible in some ways, but still bad ass. I liked the soundtrack too. Who wants to live forever? I do mother fucker. Sign me up for that shit. I'd be a bitchin' immortal. I could totally pull off the change my identity every 30 years shit. I'd totally want cmtem to be immortal with me though. She is pretty damn cool. In any case sometimes I wonder if I would give up my immortality for her. I would. I think the decision is especially easy because chances are good that I am not immortal. But if I were I'd give it up. That is ROMANCE bitches. That is more ROMANCE than balcony fucking.

Speaking of fucking it goes so much better when you can push off of something with your legs. Obviously talking about missionary position here or some form thereof. In any case if you have no base it doesn't work as well. Then you gotta fuck too much with your back. You need some serious leg push to get some good action going. Nothing is worse than back cramp mid fuck. That just stops things. You can fight through a leg cramp, but a back cramp no way. File this shit under old people problems.

Hmmm...I better post this. I might add more.

I want to learn how to play the guitar, but it seems like it is more work than I want to put in. I'm not against work, but I just don't want to work at guitar. I have other things I'd like to get better at. But first I gotta stop sleeping so much. Goddman do I sleep a lot. Mornings fucking suck. I struggle to get out of bed. I should wake up about 2 hours earlier than I do. I sleep like 9 or 9.5 hours a night. It is awesome, but damn does it make me feel lazy. People get mad when they find out how much I sleep. 1st thing I ask them is if they have kids. Usually they do and I say, well there ya go. You'd sleep more too if you didn't have kids. They generally agree at that point and we move on to other topics. I am excited to try to have a kid. I think I'll be a good enough dad. Apparently beating kids is OK, so I am excited about that. LOV taught me that hitting kids doesn't necessarily ruin them. So thanks for that. People on here seem OK, so the beatings must have worked. It's like that sign that says the beatings will continue until morale improves. It is always a pirate like sign. I think I would have been a good pirate too. Not a butt pirate though. Like a board your vessel and take your stuff pirate. I might be too nice though. I'd let them keep some of their stuff. Like yeah, I caught you can I'm gonna take your stuff, but not all of it so you have that going for you kind of pirate. If I had a time machine maybe I'd make my pirate flag the yellow smiley face. Take that Forrest Gump! I stoled your idea.

Stoled is one of my favorite words to say.....somebody stoled it. It is a direct rip off of Jeff Foxworthy. He is a funny guy. You pretty much can't leave him off a top 10 stand up comic list. He sold like 0 CDs, but 1,000,000,000 cassettes. George Carlin was a funny dude too.

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Blue said...

good spot start

I heart Magic Mize said...

Yes

I heart Magic Mize said...

IT'SSSSSSSS FRIIIIIDDDAAAAYYYYYY!!!!

I heart Magic Mize said...

The 13th

Mize said...

Black porn just doesn't do it. Its weird.

I heart Magic Mize said...

Cmk told me last night that she quit reading the 50 shades of gray book. Said that it was just some chick getting beat up by a guy. She said she'd rather watch regular porn.

Blue said...

there is one part in the entire book where he spanks her...spanking is not beating

Blue said...

cmk listened to too many people who didn't read the book

Beth said...

So tem, is this post what it's like to be inside your head?

Beth said...

Either way, it was quite amusing and interesting.

tem said...

"So tem, is this post what it's like to be inside your head?"

more or less

tem said...

apparently cmk needs to give the 50 shades of gray book time because it gets better and book 2 is really good.

Blue said...

book 2 has zero S&M parts

Aitch said...

Man, I wish cmtem would die.

/Tem in 5 years.

Blue said...

dissappointing

/beth

Blue said...

"Man, I wish cmtem would die.

/Tem in 5 years."



Wow

Blue said...

who hurt you H?

Blue said...

gluten free is awful

Mize said...

"gluten free is awful"


Stadium nachos are gluten free. They are delicious.

tem said...

yeah that deserves a who hurt you?

Mize said...

I like when you get a couple red jalapenos mixed in with the greens. It's like a nice little surprise for your mouf.

tem said...

gluten free is dumb. what the fuck is gluten?

it is like a meniscus. not one person in the history of earth was allergic to gluten prior to 2002.

not one person in the history of earth had a torn meniscus before like 1995.

fake shit.

Aitch said...

"who hurt you H?"

Really? All the shit that is said hear and that is what is consideres out of line? Haha.

Blue said...

tem is right...all these women who act like their "allergic to wheat"

no, you're just fat

Aitch said...

Consideres is hisiirl

Aitch said...

Gluten free is super expensive too.

Jugdish said...

gluten free is dumb. what the fuck is gluten?

Tell your waiter you want a side of gluten

Blue said...

"Stadium nachos are gluten free. They are delicious."

yeah, no shit? So is pepsi..what's your point

Blue said...

that's like saying, we have gluten free hotdogs.


all hotdogs are gluten free

Blue said...

new receptionist made gluten free muffins for the office, and they taste like most gluten free baked goods...awful

Blue said...

no coke...pepsi

kod said...

"gluten free is awful"



gluten free is expensive


/fixed

Blue said...

if it was just that it was expensive, i'd be ok with it.

but most gluten free baked goods taste like you're eating a sponge...there's a reason we've used wheat for 1000 years to cook stuff with

kod said...

"gluten free is dumb. what the fuck is gluten?

it is like a meniscus. not one person in the history of earth was allergic to gluten prior to 2002."


honestly one of the dumbest things you've written in here.....


cigs aren't bad for you, not one person has died from cigarette smoking!!

/tem, if he were alive circa 1930s

kod said...

but most gluten free baked goods taste like you're eating a sponge


they have really good gluten free options here at the local co-op, but they are incredible expensive.

I never went completely gluten free, but I cut most of it out about 2 years ago. My arthritis immediately improved, I dropped 25 pounds and am in the best shape I've been since 18

It's taken a LOT of trial and error to weed out all the crappy gluten free options, but there are very good substitutes for everything, at least IMO and I'm a huuuuge food snob (ESPECIALLY a texture snob)

kod said...

Also, the problem with gluten is that the particles are soooooo tiny, for many people, they slip through the mucus lining in the stomach, creating chaos within the immune system.


It's not that people suddenly became allergic to gluten, it's that *something* is causing many people's mucus lining to thin, which gluten slips through (but very little else, since gluten particles are substantially smaller than any other dietary particles.

So what you have is your immune system thinking food particles are attacking the body (i.e. that they are virus', bacteria, etc.). That's not a gluten allergy, but it's a huge gluten sensitivity.

I heart Magic Mize said...

I sleep like 9 or 9.5 hours a night.


Jesus

Mize said...

Yeah, a few of my friends that have RA have gone gluten free(for the most part) and they say it helps a lot.

Mize said...

"yeah, no shit? So is pepsi..what's your point"


Nachos are delicious, Pepsi is awful.

kod said...

for any auto-immune disorder, cutting out gluten, dairy and sugar (or cutting back as much as possible) is almost 100% guaranteed to improve your condition.

and with the nasty side effects from AI disorder drugs, I think people are nuts for jumping right to methotrexate, or any of the other extremely dangerous medications.

tem said...

"honestly one of the dumbest things you've written in here....."

it isn't even top 10

I heart Magic Mize said...

Consideres is hisiirl




So is hear

I heart Magic Mize said...

for any auto-immune disorder, cutting out gluten, dairy and sugar (or cutting back as much as possible) is almost 100% guaranteed to improve your condition.


Maybe. But I'm pretty sure that I'd be more miserable without dairy that I am with an AI disorder

I heart Magic Mize said...

*than I am

I heart Magic Mize said...

The SAT was first administered in 1926.

Mize said...

Man, I ate like a half a pound of smoked string cheese last night.

tem said...

americans were stupid prior to 1926. Not a single person scored about 1000 on the SAT.

tem said...

about is how i say above in real life

kod said...

I'm pretty sure that I'd be more miserable without dairy that I am with an AI disorder


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I couldn't reduce dairy or sugar

Mize said...

Miller Park Drunk's Pants Party on Sunday. Weather man says 95 & humid. Gonna be miserable and drunk.

Woe.

Beth said...

"honestly one of the dumbest things you've written in here....."

Kod must've missed the whole tembagging discussion.

I heart Magic Mize said...

Stadium nachos are gluten free. They are delicious.




Mize is a gluten* for punishment

I heart Magic Mize said...

heyooooooo

I heart Magic Mize said...

Miller Park Drunk's Pants Party on Sunday. Weather man says 95 & humid. Gonna be miserable and drunk.



If only Miller Park had a roof

(S)

Blue said...

nachos are delicious

pepsi is delicious

kod said...

"Kod must've missed the whole tembagging discussion."



I did, but I also stated "one of the dumbest"


honestly, tem doesn't say a lot of dumb shit in here; he's like spiff that way

spiff, tyler, beth, tp, jug, tem - not too much dumb shit in here

me, ep, meiz, keith, H, Blue - quite a bit

I heart Magic Mize said...

hey!

I heart Magic Mize said...

ok

Blue said...

oh kod...you are such a tease

Blue said...

disagreeing with kod is not "saying dumb shit"

Blue said...

i would challenge kod to show me one dumb thing i've ever said

kod said...

heh heh, at least I included myself in the latter column

I do have a shred of self-awareness in there somewhere I suppose

I heart Magic Mize said...

I do have a shred of self-awareness in there somewhere I suppose



The fuck is self-awareness?

/LP

kod said...

"i would challenge kod to show me one dumb thing i've ever said"


oh, that's easy:

*most* recently, it was when you commented....

"i would challenge kod to show me one dumb thing i've ever said"

I heart Magic Mize said...

ISWKDT

Blue said...

consider me shown

Beth said...

oh, that's easy:

*most* recently, it was when you commented....

"i would challenge kod to show me one dumb thing i've ever said"


Hilarity

I heart Magic Mize said...

If LP was here he would strenuously object to being on the saying dumb things list

I heart Magic Mize said...

GEMS!

Blue said...

my shit is not dumb, just uninteresting

Blue said...

it's educational

Blue said...

"Hilarity"


dammit beth

I heart Magic Mize said...

spiff, tyler, beth, tp, jug, tem - not too much dumb shit in here

me, ep, keith, H, Blue - quite a bit


mize - special case


*fized

I heart Magic Mize said...

Trolling hey?

/mize

kod said...

"my shit is not dumb, just uninteresting"



I disagree with the uninteresting part as well

what I'd like to know is....would you feel differently if my opinion was instead coming from a black man on the radio?

I heart Magic Mize said...

hahahahaha

kod said...

plus, I like most Mormons, so you and Keith are good

I heart Magic Mize said...

WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA

Beth said...

Kod is bringing it today.

Beth said...

"my shit is not dumb, just uninteresting"

Actually it's both.

/cmblue

Blue said...

"what I'd like to know is....would you feel differently if my opinion was instead coming from a black man on the radio?"

yes, then i'd disregard it as some idiot who doesn't know anything.

you i respect...it's hurtful

Blue said...

"yes, then i'd disregard it as some idiot who doesn't know anything."

it would be like if EP said it

Blue said...

kod is just sore that my people took his friend's land

Mize said...

Good times

kod said...

kod is just sore that my people took his friend's land


^^^^^^^^^^^


plus, Colorado didn't call sskod out to their fire, luckily Michigan stepped up to the plate.

kod said...

I got much respekt for blue though, aja (ns)

Blue said...

"plus, Colorado didn't call sskod out to their fire, luckily Michigan stepped up to the plate."

we use people who live in real forests, not frozen tundras

Blue said...

blue is semi-racist in case you didn't know


the person who plays the character of blue is not though

it's like Tosh pretending to be gay

Blue said...

or meiz pretending to be black

Jugdish said...

or meiz pretending to be black

He isnt pretending

Jugdish said...

s

I heart Magic Mize said...

Neither is Tosh

I heart Magic Mize said...

The video this week that he showed of the kid taking a dump whilst riding a skateboard was gross. But also was hilarity

Mize said...

I'm gonna have a chubway for lunch.

kod said...

"The Timberwolves on Thursday said farewell to failed experiment Darko Milicic, waiving him to clear the way for a promised rich offer sheet to Portland restricted free agent Nicolas Batum that never arrived by nightfall.

Blazers GM Neil Olshey on Wednesday said he wasn't interested in what the Wolves were offering, but he could be holding out for a player such as Williams or Nikola Pekovic."


Not even Kahn is stupid enough to give up Pekovic for Batum (said with fingers crossed)

I heart Magic Mize said...

I'm going to OG for lunch

Mize said...

I miss getting an hour lunch break. The Subway across the way is pretty much the only option I have now, and I gotta chow it down. Peaks and valleys in everything.

ToddPacker said...

"it isn't even top 10"

neither is Jeff Foxworthy

tem said...

crazy talk. can't dispute his popularity, longevity, etc

tem said...

pack your lunch

ToddPacker said...

"crazy talk. can't dispute his popularity, longevity, etc"

he's the grease 2 of comedians

Blue said...

here's your sign

Blue said...

nuggets offered Javale McGee 5 years/50mm, and he said...call me, maybe

kod said...

I dig this newish Flo Rida song


and I love Somebody I Used to Know....awesome throwback to the 80s! Kinda like Thompson Twins crossed with the Human League



maybe I'm slowly coming back to top 40 radio, it's been a couple decades

Blue said...

which newish flo rida song?


wild ones? good jam

Mize said...

Wild Ones barely missed the cut on being one of my downloads from the Amazon free $3 deal.

Went with We Are Young, Nothin' On You, and Shook Ones Part II

Mize said...

Shit, in fact, lemme check my balance right quick. Wild Ones is only a quarter right now I think.

Blue said...

i can buy the whole album for like $6 on itunes

Blue said...

i like flo's whistle song too

Blue said...

can you blow my whistle baby

Blue said...

brees signed to a 5 year 100mm deal with $60mm guaranteed

Mize said...

Wait. SHIT. That voucher had an expiration date. Dammit.

Mize said...

"i can buy the whole album for like $6 on itunes"

I don't want the whole album for $6

I heart Magic Mize said...

crazy talk. can't dispute his popularity, longevity, etc



Has he been relevant since maybe 2006? His longevity is maybe 10 years.

Blue said...

foxworthy is always relevant

tem said...

"he's the grease 2 of comedians"

ah, you see the light. apology accepted.

kod said...

Livin on rock-n-roll music
Never worried bout the things we were missing
When we got up on the stage and got ready to play
Everybody'd listen.



I heart Boston, especially Rock and Roll Band (and Let Me Take You Home Tonight)

it's like how I feel about the city of Boston, eteo

Mize said...

"foxworthy is always relevant"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

he hosts that 5th grader trivia show now.

Blue said...

I would like boston (the band) more if they didn't have such a douchy name (the city)

Mize said...

When we got our 1st computer back in like 1994, I would play Doom II for hours on end and have Foxworthy CDs on loop in the headphones. I couldn't get enough of that hilarity.

kod said...

he hosts that 5th grader trivia show now.


he's hosted it since the show began, I think around 2006

Mize said...

Our Outlook servers are fucked again. Having to use my gmail account for work isn't the greatest, but it beats the alternative.

Thanks, Obama. :(

kod said...

I would like boston (the band) more if they didn't have such a douchy name (the city)


-I like bands named after geography, Boston, Kansas, Chicago, Asia, Europe, Styx, etc.


trivia time: America was actually named after a jukebox....but the company threatened to sue so they shortened it to America

kod said...

I think Bemidji would be a good name for a rock band

ns

Mize said...

"Styx"


Stop it. The River Styx isn't a real place.

kod said...

"Stop it. The River Styx isn't a real place."


I didn't say I only liked one's named after real geography


and the fact that you (and most) know it as "the River Styx" is what makes it a river

tem said...

so says you

tem said...

so says you was for meiz

Mize said...

My favorite geographical band name is Bananarama

tem said...

mine is Sugarland

tem said...

drew brees bitches

I heart Magic Mize said...

My favorite geographical band name is Butthole Surfers

Mize said...

Home time. Pregaming for Summer Sounds.

I heart Magic Mize said...

Fucking Comic-Con. People go apeshit over that, huh?

tem said...

yeah comic con is a big deal.

tem said...

never been to one. don't want to go. other people seem to love it.

I heart Magic Mize said...

It would probably be my biggest nightmare

I heart Magic Mize said...

"The Green Mile" star Michael Clarke Duncan was hospitalized Friday after suffering a heart attack, a rep for Duncan tells CNN.

I heart Magic Mize said...

Goodness

tem said...

heck, i thought Duncan died already.

Mize said...

I think I'd have fun at comic con

tem said...

i think there are 45 girls at comic con. total.

Jugdish said...

mine is Sugarland


Summit III?

aja, Sugarland is about 30 min from me.

Blue said...

it's not a real place

kod said...

"Summit III?"



I'm hoping the LS tour will someday hit Clearwater, I think it's a logical choice:

tp - lives and works nearby
tem- Bucs fan
EP - probably still has plenty of groupies in Fla
Meiz - Scientology world headquarters
kod - St. Petersburg sounds pretty commie
Blue - almost 100% Caucasian
Beth - 3 words: Aitch in mankini

Blue said...

someday it will come to Denver because Denver is awesome

Mize said...

I'd like to go to Denver this year.

Blue said...

we just opened a new elephant thing at the zoo

Blue said...

"Jeremy Lin has signed a three-year offer sheet with the Houston Rockets, according to a source close to the talks. The deal is worth a little more than $25 million -- $5 million in the first year, $5.225 million in the second year and $14.8 million in the third year."

Mize said...

I'm gonna buy NCAA13. Amazon has it on sale for $45.

I heart Magic Mize said...

Denver is the San Francisco of the High Plains region

Blue said...

whatever magic mize

Mize said...

NCAA isn't going to have last year's Badgers, is it?

Mize said...

Summit III in Milwaukee(North suburbs)

Mize said...

Got cold feet on NCAA at the checkout point. Saved for when I come home drunk tonight and decide I want it.

I heart Magic Mize said...

It won't be $45 then

I heart Magic Mize said...

NCAA isn't going to have last year's Badgers, is it?



It won't have Russell

Blue said...

but will it have Russem

kod said...

"Summit III in Milwaukee(North suburbs)"


the only Milwaukee suburb I've visited is Waukesha, but I don't know if it's a north suburb


nice place though (ns)

I heart Magic Mize said...

Whichever suburb has the zoo, I'm there

Mize said...

I boat it. Tem better play me in some games.

Mize said...

"the only Milwaukee suburb I've visited is Waukesha, but I don't know if it's a north suburb


nice place though (ns)"

It isn't. And Waukesha is kinda trashy. Also, that's where a lot of our voter fraud issues stem from.

All ns

Mize said...

"Whichever suburb has the zoo, I'm there"


I'm telling you guys, the Zoo is real as steel. Top 5 day drinking location, period.

Mize said...

Shit, the Zoo is awesome on shrooms. That was a wild company picnic.

I heart Magic Mize said...

I boat it. Tem better play me in some games.



He won't. He nerve* played me with 2012. I'll buy it, and renew my Live, and I'll play you

kod said...

"And Waukesha is kinda trashy."


but yet....

"In 2010, Money magazine ranked Waukesha 50th on its list of the “100 Best Places Live,” in the United States"

Mize said...

"He won't. He nerve* played me with 2012. I'll buy it, and renew my Live, and I'll play you"


Okay. We should actually schedule games so it doesn't turn into FIFA. I've found having set games to play keeps you into it. That's how friends & I used to do our Madden "leagues".

Mize said...

"In 2010, Money magazine ranked Waukesha 50th on its list of the “100 Best Places Live,” in the United States"

Waukesha has a high-end and a low-end area. That skews the cost of living and quality of life. I guess I just don't like Waukesha. But hey, that's where Les Paul is from.

Mize said...

Who is this Michael Marici on my twitter timeline?

I heart Magic Mize said...

Okay. We should actually schedule games so it doesn't turn into FIFA. I've found having set games to play keeps you into it. That's how friends & I used to do our Madden "leagues".



Sounds good in theory. Not sure "sorry, I have a XBox date with mize" would hold up with cmk. Plus, the only time I could actually schedule shit would be later at night on weekends

Mize said...

Okay then

I heart Magic Mize said...

I just remembered that I got a $50 Amazon gift card for father's day.

I heart Magic Mize said...

And I have like $20 Discover card dollars on my amazon acct

Mize said...

Time to get to Summer Sounds. Alex Wilson tonight. Muy bien.

I heart Magic Mize said...

Just boat* footyball and renewed my Xbox Live

tem said...

I'd do an online dynasty thing.

Mize said...

"I'd do an online dynasty thing."


Okay, whatever that means.

Jugdish said...

Who is this Michael Marici on my twitter timeline?

you know

tem said...

Read the instructions if you don't know.

I heart Magic Mize said...

Fucking storm knocked down the palo verde tree in my front yard

Mize said...

I noticed. We don't get rain anymore.

I heart Magic Mize said...

We've had more rain in the last hour than we had all year

I heart Magic Mize said...

Been drinking Absolut Orient with ginger ale all afternoon

I heart Magic Mize said...

Goddamn pool overflowed

Mize said...

Bored.

Mize said...

Texted a buddy I haven't hung out with since April half an hour ago. I guess we're gonna keep the not hanging out streak going.

Mize said...

LP uses condoms with cmlp? The fuck?

I heart Magic Mize said...

?

I heart Magic Mize said...

Cmk: csil asked if we want to go out tonight

Me: no

Mize said...

"?"


He tweeted tonight

I heart Magic Mize said...

He doesn't want to give her herpes

Mize said...

I was going to ask him who had the herp.

ns

Mize said...

Now would be a good time to have the damn footyball game

Mize said...

Did you ever get a bigger hard drive for your 360?

Mize said...

Otherwise, you can dedicate a USB drive for 360 memory.

I heart Magic Mize said...

I got the 250GB Xbox

ToddPacker said...

nerds

Mize said...

"I got the 250GB Xbox"


I thought you got the cheap little one. I was mistaken.

tem said...

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