Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Return to Sender

So I watched this 21 Jump Street movie this past weekend. It was actually pretty damn funny. I was impressed. I laughed which is good for a comedy. It was predictable but had a couple surprises. I don't remember the TV show even though I am aware of its existence. It had some references to the show. Anyway, I would recommend the movie. Especially if it was free.


Did you know that a woman ovulates on the 14th day of her cycle and that the menstrating days count towards those 14? I knew about the 14th (or thereabouts) day thing, but I didn't know when it started. I know now.


Summit 3, someone needs to take the reins. I think Meiz is chomping at the bit to do this. I know I am not. I have no desire to pick a place and a weekend. TP had 2 good weekends. 1 was bad for me. Let's do the other. Keith says he is out, but we can guilt him into it.


I keep losing recruiting time in NCAA footyball. I'll have an hour left and it will say I am out of time.


Fucking Cubs are like Pirate kryponite. Freak probably destroyed a sock last night. Poor sock.


The office is quite jovial today. I think I need to go ruin some people's moods. I am not in a great mood and that means they can't be either. Actually just thinking about ruining their mood is making me feel better.


I used to think that I was meant for good in this world, but maybe it is the other way. Maybe I am really supposed to be evil....


My arms hurt.


Go see 21 Jump Street. They are making a sequel.

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El Padrino said...

TITS

Blue said...

boobs

Mize said...

"Summit 3, someone needs to take the reins. I think Meiz is chomping at the bit to do this. I know I am not."


I'm hot & cold on it. I'll make a rah-rah comment about "Yeah, let's do this!", and then 20 minutes later I'm like "Eh, fuck it. No big deal."

I think alcohol has something to do with this.

El Padrino said...

not laziness?

Blue said...

why wouldn't you buy the 4gig Xbox?

do you just like not having money?

Blue said...

why do you need a 2nd controller?

that's some pussy shit right there

Blue said...

so you can beat bgEP at cinderella princess game?

El Padrino said...

"why wouldn't you buy the 4gig Xbox?

do you just like not having money?"

because it's 4 gigs

tem said...

el pad is just grasping for excuses.

his wife already said on FB that there is no way she is letting Anthony get an X-Box.

El Padrino said...

"why do you need a 2nd controller?

that's some pussy shit right there"

nevermind i have a 2nd controller, found it last night

Blue said...

NBC is so fucking awful


so i wanted to watch Missy Franklin swim the 100m back final last night.

They tease it, and go into commercial...no problem

the first fucking commercial is for the Today show, showing her at the medal ceremony, and holding up her gold medal and then reuniting with her parents after the race.

El Padrino said...

keef would have been pissed

El Padrino said...

i saw the same thing but i knew she won yesterday afternoon

kept my mouth shut and nbc ruined it anyway

El Padrino said...

phelps news will be tough, 2:40 London time is like now

Mize said...

"because it's 4 gigs"

Seriously dude, that's a poor excuse. USB drives are so friggin cheap now.

Blue said...

i'm going to admit, it got a little dusty in our house last night when missy won

Mize said...

Shit, if you have a usb card reader you can use SD cards to save your shit.

El Padrino said...

oh it's our time, 2:49 our time

Mize said...

I haven't been watching much Olympic coverage at all. Wake me up when Usain runs.

El Padrino said...

"Seriously dude, that's a poor excuse. USB drives are so friggin cheap now."

why buy all that shit if they make one that comes with all the memory you need?

are you sure external drives even work?

Mize said...

"why buy all that shit if they make one that comes with all the memory you need?

are you sure external drives even work?"


Because it's cheaper? And yes, external drives work. They even make XBox branded ones. You just have to format the drive when you plug it in, which I assume it does automatically.

El Padrino said...

i aint formatting shit

every nerd message board i been too is 99-1 in favor of just getting the 250GB

Mize said...

XBox 360 Memory

El Padrino said...

no-brainer

Mize said...

"i aint formatting shit"

Are you a retard?

El Padrino said...

nerds

El Padrino said...

"Are you a retard?"

no but i play one on LOV

Mize said...

"no-brainer"


Well yeah. When you're presented with the opportunity to spend extra money, you gotta pull the trigger.

El Padrino said...

you have a 4 gig?

El Padrino said...

"When you're presented with the opportunity to spend extra money, you gotta pull the trigger."

but it's worth it
i don't mind paying for convienence

Blue said...

""There's really no true face of the franchise because if we all just had faces, we'd all be dead.''

El Padrino said...

RGIII

Mize said...

"you have a 4 gig?"

60, I think

Blue said...

i have 4gb

El Padrino said...

you guys want a funny uncle joey story from last night?

Blue said...

always

El Padrino said...

i went to Carvel to get a cake and tolt* the chick i needed it to say

Happy Anniversary on it

she smiled and said ok
she took the cake and started to write, stopped, turned to me and said

how do you spell anniversary?

so i started spelling it out loud she stopped me and said could i write it down

so i wrote it down on a piece of paper for her

ha

me helping someone spell is funny to you guys

Blue said...

that is funny


did cmep notice the mispelt words?

El Padrino said...

mlb trade deadline today keef can i break news on a trade or do you want to wait until tonight to find out?

El Padrino said...

cmep was looking at flying saucers she wasn't paying no mind

El Padrino said...

how does T feel about Victorino in Dodger blue?

Mize said...

"cmep was looking at flying saucers"

Pardon?

El Padrino said...

in carvel

are you a retard?

Blue said...

sounds like it

Keef said...

n India, the slang term for 100,000 rupees is peti, or suitcase.

Keef said...

mlb trade deadline today keef can i break news on a trade or do you want to wait until tonight to find out?


Sure, goa ahead. MLB trades aren't an event that I watch on TV to see the result.

Keef said...

so i started spelling it out loud she stopped me and said could i write it down


Ha. Good thing she didn't axe you to type it

Keef said...

Maybe beth hasn't been here commenting because she's in London participating in skeet

Keef said...

I need to find a cheap landscaper

Blue said...

go to home depot

Blue said...

there are a bunch of mexicans sitting outside there, hire them

Keef said...

The ones by me don't have day laborers out front

Blue said...

just got a "thank you" email from an interviewee. she said "thank you for your concideration"

at first i thought she must be related to EP, but then remembered that he doesn't believe in the TY note

Keef said...

I am actively looking for a different night yob.

Keef said...

The amount of work I have to do for < than $10/hr is retarded

El Padrino said...

what do you want to do

Jugdish said...

I wanna rock!

Keef said...

I want to live in a van down by the river

Keef said...

Found a tree stump removal guy. $100. Suite

Keef said...

what do you want to do



Doesn't matter, for the most part. HD is just getting to be BS. The night freight people are the fall guys for everything that happens in the store. And now there are 2 guys on our team that I have to babysit. I could go to fucking Harkins and take ticket stubs for $10/hr and get free movies. I make $9.87 right now and it's not worth it.

Jugdish said...

And now there are 2 guys on our team that I have to babysit.


New guys, I assume.

El Padrino said...

i'm assuming you still need the 2nd gig and can't quit

El Padrino said...

Doesn't matter, for the most part.

i think any "2nd" job is going to have "BS" involved

you need to find something that pays more . (period)

El Padrino said...

check the airport jobs

ns

bag handling is suite

/beth

Jugdish said...

Ever check into security?

Keef said...

New guys, I assume.



1 guy has been there 3 months. He spends 4 hours wandering around the store. Every time I see him I axe what he's working on. His answer every time is "I was going to ask you what we need to do". Last night I was like dude, you've been here 3 months. You know what we do every night.
The other dude transferred from the morning freight team. He spends all night talking to everyone in the store and just walking around doing nothing. Good for him, I guess. He doesn't do anything and still gets paid and doesn't get in trouble.

Keef said...

i'm assuming you still need the 2nd gig and can't quit


yeah

Keef said...

i think any "2nd" job is going to have "BS" involved

agreed


you need to find something that pays more . (period)

Exactly

Keef said...

Ever check into security?


I haven't. The good thing about HD is that there are no weekend shifts, so at least I have time to spend with the family. I know that getting into something else, like security, is going to have a completely different schedule which will suck

Aitch said...

" And now there are 2 guys on our team that I have to babysit."

Is Mize posting under Keith's name again?

El Padrino said...

costco freight team

Keef said...

Is Mize posting under Keith's name again?



Yeah, felt like that as I was typing it
ns

Keef said...

costco freight team



I've applied there

Aitch said...

" Yeah, felt like that as I was typing it
ns"

As long as you never say you're the best night freight guy that HD has ever had, the transformatiin will never be complete.

El Padrino said...

transformatiin

bad typist

El Padrino said...

Victorino to the Dodgers

El Padrino said...

Bengals extend Marvin until 2014

El Padrino said...

hunter pence to sf Giants

Aitch said...

" Victorino to the Dodgers"

Did you just El Padrino yourself?

Aitch said...

Dempster to the Dodgers as well.

Blue said...

han ram to the dodgers

tem said...

"Did you just El Padrino yourself?"

he did

tem said...

mattingly to the dodgers

tem said...

beth died. sad.

Keef said...

fire sale in Philly is awesome

Keef said...

Bengals extend Marvin until 2014



Not sure how I feel about that

Blue said...

at least he's not a lame duck coach

Blue said...

bengals have never made the playoffs 2 seasons in a row

El Padrino said...

" Victorino to the Dodgers"

Did you just El Padrino yourself?"


no that was a rumor

deal official

tem said...

so the dude who directed the matrix is now a chick?

Blue said...

i saw that, but thought people were just making fun of him...i was confused

El Padrino said...

CB Terrell Thomas re-injured his reconstructed right ACL and will probably end up on IR – or worse. Thomas had made a trip down to NYC to the Hospital for Special Surgery after developing some swelling in the knee Monday morning.


disaster

Tyler said...

What were the proposed weekends for the Summit?

Mize said...

"I am actively looking for a different night yob."

Definitely something that will involve bitching about tips.

Keef said...

Definitely something that will involve bitching about tips.



Ha. I tolt* cmk on Saturday that I was not going to work anywhere that involved tips

Blue said...

just the tip?


/beth

Keef said...

at least he's not a lame duck coach



So they're going to be 8-8. Shitty

ToddPacker said...

""cmep was looking at flying saucers"

Pardon?"


mize doesn't know about carvel?

tem said...

8-8 is a Browns fan's dream

tem said...

i didn't get the carvel thing either.

i don't think the midwest has stores like that. it is just in the grocery store.

Tyler said...

"Victorino to the Dodgers"


Boooooooooo. I hate Victorino. And I think he's STILL butthurt that the Dodgers let Philly scoop him as a Rule 5. This will not end well.

tem said...

yeah 0 stores in wisconsin, 3 in ohio, but they are on the turnpike.

ToddPacker said...

"i don't think the midwest has stores like that. it is just in the grocery store."

ah, thought they were nationwide

Keef said...

i didn't get the carvel thing either.



^^^^^

Keef said...

This will not end well.



Perfect

Mize said...

"I am actively looking for a different night yob."

See if there's a driving range or something like that you could work part time. Free practice time.

Keef said...

See if there's a driving range or something like that you could work part time. Free practice time.



smat*

ns

Blue said...

there are no carvel's here

tem said...

why don't you do whatever Jug does? $837 per day sounds good.

El Padrino said...

thought they were nationwide too

El Padrino said...

off the grid soon

tem said...

do driving ranges offer late night shifts? doesn't keith work until like 1am?

tem said...

how much do grocery store people make?

tem said...

seal flu is going to get us all

Keef said...

why don't you do whatever Jug does? $837 per day sounds good.



good question

Keef said...

do driving ranges offer late night shifts? doesn't keith work until like 1am?



The driving ranges by me are open until 10pm, I think.
I work 8-12

Blue said...

you could be like Tin Cup

Blue said...

Keith Macavoy

tem said...

he could bang renee russo

tem said...

and live in a trailer down by the range

Keef said...

seal flu is going to get us all



The singer?

Keef said...

he could bang renee russo



Gross

tem said...

1) seal flu is the new swine flu
2) r. russo is not gross

Keef said...

2) r. russo is not gross



In Major League, correct.

Now, when in rome

tem said...

even now she is not gross.

Keef said...

She's no michelle pfeifer circa 2012

Blue said...

noone is really

Keef said...

Skelator is close

Blue said...

keith, you owe me a name/pic

Keef said...

keith, you owe me a name/pic



My boo

tem said...

"Skelator is close"

made me LOL

Aitch said...

"no that was a rumor

deal official"

At the time you posted it, sports radio here was reporting it as official.

Aitch said...

I just met the mayor of Boston. Kinda cool. Just a brief hello and handshake.

Keef said...

LP doesn't live in Boston

Keef said...

I'm making this tonight. Looks tasty

tem said...

"I'm making this tonight"

link has kraft, pierogi and easy in it...i bet it is good.

tem said...

Former NFL Cheerleader Sarah Jones Denies She Is the 'Female Sandusky'



is there such a thing?

Blue said...

she rapes young boys?

Keef said...

she's fugly

Keef said...

She had sex with a 17 year old. Poor guy

(S)

tem said...

she says she didn't....his family says she didn't....who said she did?

tem said...

how is this a case if everyone involved says she didn't?

i don't think a teacher / cheerleader is pulling in enough cash to pay the family off.

Blue said...

not sure, i'm very confused by the whole story

Keef said...

hey weasel

(S)

tem said...

maybe she married a rich dude

Keef said...

Worked for me

/cmblue

Keef said...

and /cmtem

tem said...

when we got married cmtem's salary was > than mine.

Keef said...

That doesn't mean you aren't rich

tem said...

well played

tem said...

wall

Mize said...

Flights to Denver are kind of attractive.

Keef said...

mize
We need an 8th for golf this weekend. One person backed out.

Mize said...

New Orleans isn't terrible either.

tem said...

i would do Denver or New Orleans.

Mize said...

"We need an 8th for golf this weekend. One person backed out."


Too expensive

Mize said...

Plus, you only play 9 holes, right?

Keef said...

Plus, you only play 9 holes, right?



Stop it

tem said...

he probably doesn't play 27.

tem said...

ask blue. blue lives near you.

tem said...

or zeke...RIP

tem said...

or tyler or spiff, they live out that way.

Keef said...

They don't golf. Except blue

tem said...

so they do golf, got it.

Keef said...

He does. Not they

tem said...

tomato, tomato

Keef said...

Aitch said...
Dempster to the Dodgers as well.




NOT!

Keef said...

Dempster to Rangers

My Boo said...

larkin to the a's

tem said...

canseco to the yankees

My Boo said...

can't believe they were able to get canseco

Keef said...

wall

Mize said...

"Stop it"


I thought I recalled you saying you rarely play 18.

ToddPacker said...

"I thought I recalled you saying you rarely play 18"

that might have been me. I used to only play 9 with sotp when he was younger. now we usually play 18

My Boo said...

i rarely play 18, just because of time limitations

Keef said...

I thought I recalled you saying you rarely play 18.



The last time I played, last June, I finished 9 and was so pissed off that I left. That's the only time I can remember that I didn't play 18

Keef said...

I rarely play 18 because I haven't golfed in 14 months

Keef said...

Reds got Jonathan Broxton

Keef said...

shit for shat

Keef said...

My moms is watching bgas today so I should be able to go home and get a game of NCAA in before I pick up bgas

tem said...

i need to play my week 5 game. i recruited then had to watch the olympics.

Keef said...

Jay White is my first soft commitment

Aitch said...

Red Sox did nothing. It's official, this ownership is content with mediocrity.

Keef said...

They didn't do nothing. They made a trade with the Dbags

Mize said...

Maybe ownership thinks they can with with the team as constructed. Maybe the farm is depleted. Maybe, just maybe Red Sox fans are spoiled rotten babies.

Keef said...

Maybe ownership is down with O:FB

Mize said...

*win with

tem said...

They hired Bobby V, thats the last move they can make.

tem said...

Does Jay White run a 4.2 40?

Mize said...

This is EXACTLY why I want Anthony Davis to get a bunch of minutes in the Olympics. Back to back to back hammer-dunk alley-oops.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mize said...

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Keef said...

Does Jay White run a 4.2 40?



Nah, he's an OLB

Keef said...

He's choosing tOSU over Sconnie

My Boo said...

good thing boise state didn't get in on him

Mize said...

"He's choosing tOSU over Sconnie"

Okay.

Keef said...

FACE!

Mize said...

So I have more offensive yardage than Tem, but he's scoring 24 more ppg than me? Okay.

Mize said...

Nebraska's run defense is STOUT.

My Boo said...

roll that beautiful bean footage

My Boo said...

bold

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