Wednesday, July 18, 2012

my dog ate my homework

Actually, it shit all over my house last night whilst I was sleeping. Which is a great way to wake up in the morning...except not.

Bronco Elvis was wearing gym shorts when arrested. I find it hard to believe he was carrying a 40mm glock with a loose elastic wasteband. But that's just me. Now there are reports that he not only never touched the gun, but he didn't even get out of his car...

Work work work

Going to the rockies game today with my staff. We do this about once a year, should be good times. No corporate suite this time, just sitting out in RF stands.

I'm about to fire 2 peeps though, but they have to come with us to the game. CFO is making me find replacements before I fire them. So sometime in the next few weeks, i'll be the executioner again.

Had a really weird dream about another director here in the company last night. There was lots of sexytime and other shenanigans involved. Now it's tough for me to look at her today and not think about that. So odd because while she's alright to look at, i've worked with her for four years and never been the least bit attracted to her.

8 days until broncos open camp..what what!!!

I'm getting on the NCAA 13 bandwagon so we can have our LoV league. I haven't played NCAA in probably 10 years, but that won't stop me. I also gotta get my xbox live subscription back up...i don't know why i'm so excited about this. You fuckers better not dissapoint me.

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Blue said...

re: dominique moceanu


sorry i'm not interested in dwarfs

Blue said...

she's like 4'5

Blue said...

maybe 4'5 and 1/2

Blue said...

nuggets amnesty'd birdman so they could sign anthony randolph

he'll be back into the meth within weeks

Mize said...

"skinny but fucked up everywhere else"


Pretty much

Blue said...

do i need a good headset for this microsoft live stuff?

Mize said...

"You fuckers better not dissapoint me."


I shall do my best

Mize said...

"do i need a good headset for this microsoft live stuff?"


No, but you can get one if you want. I just use the one that came with the system.

Mize said...

LP, 360s are cheap now. Get on the wagon.

El Padrino said...

they are

seem the same to me

El Padrino said...

they are?

El Padrino said...

brand new top gig still the same price it's always been

Blue said...

just get a cheap one and join the league of extraordinary gentlemen

Mize said...

"brand new top gig still the same price it's always been"


Except the top gig is at lest 250gb, not 60 like it used to be. Besides, you can use a 16gb usb drive for memory. Those are like 10 bucks.

Mize said...

I want to drop another six pack on somebody at horseshoes tonight. Shit was awesome last week. And then the klanmaster fucked it up.

Mize said...

I love using terrible movie quotes and cliches at work over the radio.

El Padrino said...

Besides, you can use a 16gb usb drive for memory. Those are like 10 bucks.


bait store

Keef said...

Csil decided she loved larkin. She's coming over to watch.




LIES!

Keef said...

Food chemist William Mitchell invented Tang and Pop Rocks.

Keef said...

sorry i'm not interested in dwarfs



She's 5'3". Taller than kod

Mize said...

"bait store"

I don't drive an '86 Cougar anymore. I go to the bait shop whenever.

Keef said...

when was the last time you went to the bait store?

Blue said...

"She's 5'3". Taller than kod"


she'll always be 4'6" to me

Keef said...

Hey, whatever gets you going

Blue said...

she doesn't get me going, she's 14 and 4'6

Blue said...

he's probably going to transfer to tOSU

El Padrino said...

she's 30 and like 5'5 now

Keef said...

You can't take anyone serious whose name is A.C.

Keef said...

she's 30 and like 5'5 now



hilarity

Blue said...

whatever sandusky

Keef said...

We can't use the tembagging excuse with LP

El Padrino said...

i know what he meant

El Padrino said...

time to see what's in capital one wallet now

ha

El Padrino said...

sherrif Joe rolling

El Padrino said...

UPDATE: Man develops BUBONIC PLAGUE from stray cat bite...


see Cats are awful

tem said...

your face is awful

El Padrino said...

not really

tem said...

cmlp said so on facebook.

Keef said...

cmlp really is pretty friendly on FB

Blue said...

"cmlp really is pretty friendly on FB"

yeah and who is that picture she has of the guy with her panties on his head

Blue said...

why would the cavs trade for Bynum, no way that kid would want to stay in Cleveland

tem said...

"yeah and who is that picture she has of the guy with her panties on his head"

jake taylor doesn't know either

tem said...

"why would the cavs trade for Bynum, no way that kid would want to stay in Cleveland"

for max dollars he might. plus kyrie irving seems to be good.

tem said...

cavs would trade for bynum because they suck and he is better than their current center.

Keef said...

for max dollars he might. plus kyrie irving seems to be good.



As long as he isn't punching walls

Blue said...

bynum and kyrie could be a decent combo

plus throw in that bench guy from syracuse they drafted

tem said...

kyrie irving punches walls?

Blue said...

that's how he broke his hand this summer

Blue said...

maybe being uncle drew weakened his bones

El Padrino said...

padded wall no less

Blue said...

rush limbaugh is a fucking moron

Keef said...

der

El Padrino said...

this BK is in Temhio?

El Padrino said...

arod banging Demi Moore

Blue said...

now he's claiming that BANE from batman, is being used as the evil protaganist because his name is the same as BAIN capital that Mitt Romney started in the 90's.


Except that BANE was created 20 years ago, before BAIN capital was ever created.

maybe BAIN capital wanted to be like BANE

Blue said...

"arod banging Demi Moore"

akutch banging mila kunis

El Padrino said...

he needs to die

El Padrino said...

akutch banging mila kunis


he wins

Keef said...

now he's claiming that BANE from batman, is being used as the evil protaganist because his name is the same as BAIN capital that Mitt Romney started in the 90's.



There's no way he believes that. He's just trying to stay in the news

Blue said...

he's got somewhat of a point.

That Obama's campaign will just call it Bain instead of Bain Capital. And bain is evil...romney tried to kill batman

fuck romney

El Padrino said...

the Lin/Gotoye video you all need to see

El Padrino said...

pete rose has a reality show

Mize said...

"now he's claiming that BANE from batman, is being used as the evil protaganist because his name is the same as BAIN capital that Mitt Romney started in the 90's."


LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD PROPAGANDA!!

THE SKY IS FALLING!

Blue said...

directv must be run by meiz

they have principals

Blue said...

my kids don't care we don't have nickelodeon anymore

we have disney junior now


only thing i miss out on is tosh.0

Keef said...

Like school principals?

Keef said...

my kids don't care we don't have nickelodeon anymore

we have disney junior now



bgas. loves Bubble Guppies. That's all she wants to watch. Luckily we had about 10 episodes on DVR

Keef said...

cmk is pisst* because she's missing out on Teen Mom

Keef said...

I miss Victorious


(S)

El Padrino said...

meiz is pisst they dropped BET too

El Padrino said...

bubble bubble
guppies guppies

bubble !

guppies!

Bubble Guppies!

El Padrino said...

nick jr was dropped too?

that's the important one
nickelodeon dont matter

Keef said...

All Nick channels

El Padrino said...

oooo dicey

bgep would lose her shit
although we got plenty of episodes on dvr like keef

El Padrino said...

bbep doesnt give a shit about tv unless he can figure out a way to destroy it

Keef said...

He can't see the TV because bglp's head is 6" from it


s

Mize said...

Somebody sent in a request with a reply-to address from @email.com

El Padrino said...

i have to see this play

Keef said...

Somebody sent in a request with a reply-to address from @email.com



Ignore it. They're supposed to go through the website

kod said...

"Liriano has gone 3-3 with a 2.83 ERA while striking out 67 over 57 1/3 innings spanning nine outings since rejoining the rotation May 30."



suite! Now hurry up and trade him before he starts sucking again


ns

Mize said...

you're retarded

Mize said...

Keith is the retard, not Kod.

El Padrino said...

disagree :)

/beth

Keef said...

oh no

Mize said...

"disagree :)

/beth"


Now that's funny

Beth said...

"There's no way he believes that. He's just trying to stay in the news"

Rushbagging?

Beth said...

On LOV it's quicker to list the non-retards.

Keef said...

Now that's funny



Not as funny as the lovefest that you & kod have

Keef said...

you two are sitting in a tree

Keef said...

Authorities say the suspect in the murder of an Ohio woman who disappeared earlier this month was spotted at a Columbus apartment complex, Fox8.com reported.



Tem?

Aitch said...

"the Lin/Gotoye video you all need to see"

That shit was funny.

El Padrino said...

better than the kobe one i think

tem said...

what apartment complex? chances are good it is not one of ours.

Keef said...

That's what a guilty person would say

tem said...

probably

Aitch said...

Are you kidding me?

Apologies if this has already been linked or mentioned.

tem said...

they kid you not

Keef said...

hilarity

Beth said...

"Are you kidding me?"

All you need to know is that the criticism comes from a "pro-anorexia website".

Keef said...

The unnamed female blogger who sparked the Upton uproar acknowledges preferring the “skinny aesthetic,” wrote in a July 8 post on the website “Skinny Gurl” that she has been deluged with angry emails and threatened with rape and death.



Tosh. Got it

Beth said...

Oh and I guess I need to make the expected comment that it's shit like this that screws with women's confidence and self-image.

Next time your wife, gf, etc. asks if she looks fat, remember this.

Beth said...

Unless she IS fat, then it's her fault (the damn pig).

s

El Padrino said...

women are retarded

Keef said...

What about if mize axes us if we think he looks fat?

Keef said...

trolling hey?

/mize

Beth said...

"What about if mize axes us if we think he looks fat?"

Hey, he was 195 before!

tem said...

special case. he does not.

Keef said...

Hey, he was 195 before he got fat

*fized

Aitch said...

"All you need to know is that the criticism comes from a "pro-anorexia website"."

Part of my surprise is that these even exist.

Aitch said...

Seriously, though, in what universe is Kate Upton fat??

Keef said...

In the universe of a pro-anorexia person

Keef said...

mize

Amazon.com has Phil Collins: Hits Full-Album (MP3 Download) for $0.99

El Padrino said...

sssssudio

Mize said...

"Seriously, though, in what universe is Kate Upton fat??"


I saw some little broad on twitter calling her fat, and saying sh has a gut.

NS

Aitch said...

Honestly, the reason I like Kate is because she isn't rail thin and sickly looking. She looks like a natural (sort of), beautiful woman.

Mize said...

"hilarity"


Keithdrino

Aitch said...

With grace and beauty.

/H circa 2010

Mize said...

This dumb cunt

Keef said...

I saw some little broad on twitter calling her fat, and saying sh has a gut.

NS



I think she was talking about you

(S)

tem said...

cunt is a great word. it gets a hell of a reaction out of folks.

Mize said...

Stoopid bitch.

Mize said...

T-Pot's at it again. 28 pitches in...Bases loaded

Mize said...

3 walks, 1 run walked in.

The 2012 Brewers!

Aitch said...

"Stoopid bitch."

Her Twitter name says it all.

You are what you eat.

Keef said...

Hey mizer, why was Axford pitching in the 5th inning?

Mize said...

Because he's been removed from the closer role.

Aitch said...

Another big day here at LOV

Keef said...

Because he's been removed from the closer role.



To the long setup man?

Mize said...

127 isn't bad these days. Especially with jug taking in the derriere at work lately.

Mize said...

"To the long setup man?"

Relief pitcher.

Mize said...

Which I think is the way you should use your best RP anyway.

kod said...

"Not as funny as the lovefest that you & kod have"



Don't blame Meiz' greatness on me, if you don't see it, no skin off my teeth. But, while I do heart Meiz, I heart all ya'll, and that's no lie (ns)

El Padrino said...

piece

Beth said...

"But, while I do heart Meiz, I heart all ya'll, and that's no lie (ns)"

Dammit, now we all need to get a penicillin shot.

s

Keef said...

Don't blame Meiz' greatness on me, if you don't see it, no skin off my teeth


That really doesn't have anything to do with what I said.

Keef said...

I just got a quote to get our tree removed that got ko'd during the storm last weekend. Dude said rough estimate would be $500-$1000.
Fuck that, I'll do it myself.

Mize said...

Good times

Mize said...

"Fuck that, I'll do it myself."

You should be able to rent a stump grinder for cheap enough.

Keef said...

I'm not worried about the stump. I HAVE NOWHERE to put the tree.

Aitch said...

"I heart all ya'll, and that's no lie (ns)"

LIES!!

Keef said...

We have bulk trash pickup once a month. This month it was the week before the tree went down. So I would have to cut it up and put it in our back yard for the next 4 weeks or so. Not sure there would be enough room, it's ya-huge tree

Keef said...

I'm using this stuff called Stump Out on a couple palm tree stumps that I cut down last month. We'll see if it works.

Mize said...

"I'm not worried about the stump. I HAVE NOWHERE to put the tree."


Keep the wood & split it. Backyard fire pit time.

Mize said...

Or sell it.

Keef said...

It's this kind of tree. More branch than trunk

Keef said...

I'm just gonna end up cutting it up and trying to find somewhere to put it. I don't have $500+ right now to have someone do it.

Mize said...

You guys don't have a ward yard to take it to?

Mize said...

Time to go kick some ass at horseshoes.

Keef said...

You guys don't have a ward yard to take it to?



Is that Sconnie talk for a dump? We have dumps here, but I don't have anything to haul it.

Keef said...

City will do a scheduled pickup. It's $33 for every 15 minutes it takes for them to load it. Done.

Tyler said...

I know I'm like 10 hours late but in regards to "why would the cavs trade for Bynum, no way that kid would want to stay in Cleveland"

Bynum has said that he will play, and this is a direct quote, "anywhere with a bank". Seriously. He is the last guy that cares about the team or his legacy. He just cares about cash money.

Tyler said...

So I'm pretty sure I have to replace my A/C unit. Not the greatest time for that to happen. Both with the weather and financially.

Tyler said...

So yeah, the A/C being out has been fun times. Nothing like it always being cooler outside no matter what the temperature is or what time of day it is.

Tyler said...

And I think the sandwich I ate for lunch is making me ill.

Tyler said...

"Amazon.com has Phil Collins: Hits Full-Album (MP3 Download) for $0.99"

CMTyler has that CD. It does not include "Don't Lose My Number". Complete B.S.

Tyler said...

So this place is dead. I'll check back later. Gotta go to Costco when I get home.

Keef said...

Gotta get a home warranty, T

kod said...

"Amazon.com has Phil Collins: Hits Full-Album (MP3 Download) for $0.99"



well I do have two ears and a heart.


"It does not include "Don't Lose My Number". Complete B.S."


It's crappy when greatest hits albums don't really have the greatest hits, like Dire Strates or Fleetwood Mac

Keef said...

well I do have two ears and a heart


My bad. I just know that mize hearts cheap mp3 downloads from amazon

tem said...

If the tree fits in the back yard now, why won't it fit there when you chop it up?

Keef said...

It's not in the back yard

tem said...

where is it?

tem said...

chop it up and leave it whereever it is.

Keef said...

Hoa probably would send us a letter

Keef said...

It's in our front yard

Mize said...

"Hoa probably would send us a letter"


And?

Keef said...

And then a fine

Blue said...

burn it in the front yard

Blue said...

if you think the city waste guys won't take 8 hours loading that tree, you're crazy

Blue said...

what do you need xbox points for?

Mize said...

"what do you need xbox points for?"


Nothing.

Or buying add-ons, which is a gyp.

Mize said...

"And then a fine"


HOAs are lollerskates to me.

Keef said...

if you think the city waste guys won't take 8 hours loading that tree, you're crazy



We had them come out a few years ago to pick up our tile that I tore up. They're fairly quick. They use this Bobcat type machine and gather it up pretty quickly

Keef said...

I don't know what a lollerskate is

tem said...

It means he thinks they are funny and dumb. Which they are.

tem said...

But ya gots ta follow their rulez.

tem said...

X box points are x box currency. You can use them to buy things in game or to buy games. For NCAA you can use them to buy things that help you recruit a bit or make your road to glory guy better or if you want to be commissioner of more than one online dynasty you gotta use points. Being commissioner once is included, more ya gotta pay.

Beth said...

I've never heard the word "lollerskates" either before, but my goal now is to use that word in a conversation sometime today. (ns)

Mize said...

"I've never heard the word "lollerskates" either before, but my goal now is to use that word in a conversation sometime today. (ns)"


Atta girl

Mize said...

We really kicked the shit out of the guys we played in horseshoes last night. Mollywhopped 'em.

Mize said...

I'm not so sure my boss knows what gmail is. This is disconcerting.

Aitch said...

"Or buying add-ons, which is a gyp."

Did you know that 'gyp' is a racial slur against gypsies? It originated from the belief that gypsies were thiefs.

El Padrino said...

isnt gypsies a racial slur?

Blue said...

gypsies were thieves.

still are

Beth said...

"Mollywhopped 'em."

Ok, now you're just making words up.

El Padrino said...

tits mcgeee reups with nuggs

El Padrino said...

fucking sconnie talk

Mize said...

"Did you know that 'gyp' is a racial slur against gypsies? It originated from the belief that gypsies were thiefs."


Well aware.

Mize said...

"Ok, now you're just making words up."


GTFO. You don't know mollywhop?

El Padrino said...

keef serious question

you dont have a lumber yard in the area where you can, i guess rent a truck, and sell it there

some of them pick it up

El Padrino said...

damn trees, damn ac's

feels good to rent

s

Beth said...

"You don't know mollywhop?"

Nope, and I'm guessing no one else on LOV does either.

tem said...

never heard mollywhoop either.

Beth said...

I'm surprised y'all were able to communicate with Mize at the Summits.

Blue said...

pro tip:

when applying for a supervisor job...spell supervisor correctly

El Padrino said...

when beth says y'all it makes me mad horny

El Padrino said...

when applying for a supervisor job...spell supervisor correctly


must be a bad typer

Beth said...

"when beth says y'all it makes me mad horny"

Funny, when you say anything NY related it has the opposite effect on me...

El Padrino said...

mulling over a midnight batman showing

been a minute since ive done some teenager dork shit

El Padrino said...

"Funny, when you say anything NY related it has the opposite effect on me..."


YOU LIE!

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