Monday, July 23, 2012

Meiz Facts

I have too much fishing tackle for the level of angler I am. I'm only good at ice fishing. Going up to the cabin with Deluxe & cmDeluxe over the weekend of the fourth. I can tell I haven't spent enough time up there bcause I way too excited for it. Went to Fleet Farm to snag a fish basket because they're on sale for $4.99. I get there, and the lady tells me they're sold out of all 3 sizes they carry. Regardless, I was going to buy some stuff for panfishing. I boat* a jar of Gulp! Crickets, and some smaller hooks and little plastics. In lieu of not getting a fish basket, I decided it would be cheaper & easier to just make one out of a Keef Depot bucket.




I'm looking forward to playing collitch fooyball with the boys on the XBox masheen.

Tem & cmTem had a facebook pic show up on my timeline that was kinda large. I had to hide it because I felt like Tem was looking into my soul.

The Big Easy won the Open, hey? That's cool. I like Ernie. Wish Eldrick could have made a charge though.

I went to the Batman movie this weekend. I did not expect Bruce Wayne to turn out to be gay. Kinda makes sense though, if you think about it.

I want a home made bacon cheeseburger.

I still need to figure out how I'm going to fix the recoil starter on the old ice auger. That weighs heavily on me just about every night.

I love cooking, and can can cook my ass off in a kitchen but I'm an awful griller. It's pretty much all sausages, burgers, and veggies for me. I suck at most everything else on a grill.

Gah! SmittyFest! How could I forget about SmittyFest? Well, because it was only OK. Totally not my scene, and only had one kinda buddy there to hang out with. There was fuckloads of white trash there. In fact, I'd say 98% of the people there were WT. I just do not fit in those folks. Genuinely stupid people. If you crack a joke about your WT girlfriend in front of people, and it involves "her pussy", you are a white trash piece of shit. Seriously, these people say things like "She wouldn't give me no pussy, so I had to take it". And then people laugh. All the while, I sit there and just blank stare them all. Fuckin' weirdos.


For those of you not on the LOV Facebook circuit, I've deemed this song as my favorite song of the summer. It has a tremendous line in it. I'm gonna cop this album. Their stuff on YouTube is outstanding. Fun ass shit, and that's what I'm about in 2012.




I'm done now. Go comment on stuff.


Learn how to tie a uni knot here. Pretty much the single strongest fishing knot you can tie, and super easy, too.







Seriously, guys. Bruce Wayne is gay in the new Batman movies. Mind blown.

274 comments:

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tem said...

Fucking spoilers. Although it does explain why he insisted on sharing a room with Robin.

tem said...

And fwit neither Cmtem or I posted that huge pic. I do however look like a big drunk fatty.

Jugdish said...

. I did not expect Bruce Wayne to turn out to be gay. Kinda makes sense though, if you think about it.


This means robin will be in the next one

Mize said...

I get into work this morning and there isn't one single fucking pen in the office. Not one. Pissed my shit right away.

Jugdish said...

I am horrible at the streak for cash game

Mize said...

We are horrible at blog comments

Aitch said...

Penn State wins from 98-11 are vacated. No bowls or post season for 4 years plus reduced scholarships.

El Padrino said...

and 60MM

Mize said...

"Penn State wins from 98-11 are vacated. No bowls or post season for 4 years plus reduced scholarships."


Pointless. Nobody cares about any of that.

Jugdish said...

Paterno no longer wins leader

Blue said...

vacated wins count against joepa

so we won't be the winningest coach of all time anymore

tem said...

bowden is excited.

Blue said...

vacating wins is stupid, but whatever

tem said...

if i am a penn state player i want to transfer right now and i don't want to sit out a year.

incoming freshmen are fucked unless they let them transfer. and even then they are fucked. how many good schools are sitting on scholarships that aren't being used?

Jugdish said...

They are allowed to transfer without sitting out

Blue said...

they've got what, 2 weeks before camp opens though?

Blue said...

o'reilly should be pissed, shoulda stayed with the patriots

Jugdish said...

they've got what, 2 weeks before camp opens though?

Those kids are affected a little...worse* case scenario is they play college football at a division 1 school?

El Padrino said...

everyone can transfer

tem said...

and not sit out?

El Padrino said...

up to where they go

El Padrino said...

didnt know ernie els was still a professional

El Padrino said...

how was larkins speech

Keef said...

He spoke in Spanish

tem said...

i don't speak spanish.

El Padrino said...

stop it

you know i dont speak spanish

El Padrino said...

dream team would WORK this team

WORK

kobe be crazy you

Keef said...

He spoke in Spanish for like 4 or 5 minutes

El Padrino said...

the fuck

tem said...

bomb threat at the courthouse in town. it isn't too far from the building i am in.

El Padrino said...

move

/keef

Jugdish said...

The jack in the box waffle breakfast sandwich isnt nearly as good as the mcgriddle

El Padrino said...

good thing training camps open up shortly because baseball is over

tem said...

why is baseball over? for the mess it was over in april.

El Padrino said...

no for the mets it was over yesterday

pay attention

and, i called the pirates season thus far

your welcome

and the phillies

gems

El Padrino said...

the beast is down today

missed earnings

tem said...

here comes Wendys

El Padrino said...

red headed slut

Keef said...

incoming freshmen are fucked unless they let them transfer. and even then they are fucked. how many good schools are sitting on scholarships that aren't being used?



Like jug said, they can transfer w/o penalty. And if a school has all 85 scholarships, they can take a PSU player and give him a scholarship this season, but they'd have to give up 1 scholarship in the future

tem said...

did jug say that yesterday? i did not catch up on last post.

tem said...

PSU should lose a ton of players then. they should pretty much all transfer.

El Padrino said...

top te and top cb already bolted

El Padrino said...

"Tony Romo last year averaged 8.6 yards per play without pass pressure, but only 2.3 yards per play with pass pressure, the biggest gap of any regular starting quarterback except Rex Grossman."

Keef said...

did jug say that yesterday?


He said that exactly 2 hours ago

El Padrino said...

fucking el pad

tem said...

"did jug say that yesterday?


He said that exactly 2 hours ago

July 23, 2012 11:20 AM"


jug had no comment at 9:20am

tem said...

also jug never said anything about "And if a school has all 85 scholarships, they can take a PSU player and give him a scholarship this season, but they'd have to give up 1 scholarship in the future"

Keef said...

I didn't say that jug said that. "And" is a powerful word.

Keef said...

tembagging

tem said...

the and attaches to the "like jug said."

it is indeed a powerful word, you should learn to use it properly.

tem said...

i'm going to lunch now. in the meantime you should brush up on your grammar and your math. that way you'll be able to tell what happened exactly 2 hours ago.

tem said...

subtraction is a bitch, but you'll figure it out. i have faith.

Keef said...

Your bait is harmless

Mize said...

We have a couple of truck drivers that are ALWAYS in a hurried or rushed state. I like taking my time with their stuff. Chill out, guys.

Keef said...

That shooter guy has nice hair

Mize said...

Shooter McGavin?

Keef said...

yes

Mize said...

Where's your gold jacket?

Keef said...

Meet him on the 18th green at 8pm

Mize said...

Truckers be lacking teeth, you.

El Padrino said...

anyone see batman?

tem said...

nobody saw it

tem said...

"Your bait is harmless"

apology accepted.

Aitch said...

Nope.

Aitch said...

I was afraid I'd get shot. (S)

Too soon?

Aitch said...

I like that the scholarship players at PSU can stay there if they choose and keep their scholarships even if they don't play football.

Aitch said...

"Your bait is harmless"

Our bats are harmless.

/NY Mess*

Aitch said...

Natty

Keef said...

anyone see batman?


In 1989

Keef said...

I like that the scholarship players at PSU can stay there if they choose and keep their scholarships even if they don't play football.



You also think that video games and movies make more people kill

El Padrino said...

In 1989

still a good flick

Mize said...

"anyone see batman?"

Didn't you read the post?

Mize said...

"In 1989"


I slept through it because it was the 2nd part of a double feature at the drive-in. Goddamn Star Trek was the first movie. I was pissed off, and cried a lot. That might be the very first time I can remember being genuinely pissed off at my dad.

Mize said...

Holy shit.

Mize said...

Stupid fucking old man and his Star Trek shit.

Keef said...

Star Trek is the absolute worse*. Way worst* than SW

El Padrino said...

agree

Keef said...

A Ford pickup truck crammed with nearly two dozen people crashed in southeastern Texas on Sunday evening, killing at least 13 people and injuring 10 others.




Jesus

El Padrino said...

i think it's weird when someone says

i dont like tomatoes

El Padrino said...

alot of bad tomatoes out there

my grandfather used to say that

Jugdish said...

my grandfather used to say that


He was talking about your face


s

Keef said...

i think it's weird when someone says

i dont like tomatoes



I like tomato soup, and salsa. But like raw tomatoes on a burger or salad or something like that, gross

El Padrino said...

well i like onions, sauteed-broiled-fried, etc

raw onion on a burger

stop it.

El Padrino said...

trout < harper

El Padrino said...

Someone is reportedly trying to sell a sex tape staring Minka Kelly and an ex-boyfriend.

suite

El Padrino said...

carlton banks and jerry rice partying

never saw Rice coming

El Padrino said...

wait so fausto carmona is not fausto carmona?

Mize said...

"wait so fausto carmona is not fausto carmona?"


Where on earth have you been?

El Padrino said...

meiz I see your FUN and raise you Rosana

Keef said...

trout < harper



Fucking stop it

Keef said...

"wait so fausto carmona is not fausto carmona?"



Wow. Just wow

El Padrino said...

man a guy cant miss a story around here huh

Keef said...

man a guy cant miss a story around here huh



Well, it's not really like you to miss a story

Aitch said...

"You also think that video games and movies make more people kill"

Is that what I said or are you making a dumb blanket statement again?

El Padrino said...

true

Keef said...

Is that what I said or are you making a dumb blanket statement again?



"I am not saying violent games and movies cause violence, but I do believe it changes the scale."

tem said...

violence is caused by the chemicals in the water

Keef said...

and microwaves

tem said...

those cause cancer. try and* keep up

Keef said...

It could cause bolth

tem said...

it doesn't.

science.

tem said...

should i buy a new computer?

El Padrino said...

yes

Keef said...

should i buy a new computer?



No. Because video games on the computer are violent, and it would cause you to go on a shooting rampage

/H


(S)

Aitch said...

"You also think that video games and movies make more people kill" ≠ "I am not saying violent games and movies cause violence, but I do believe it changes the scale."

You're trying to make it seem like I think that video games cause violence when what I am actually suggesting is that the increased exposure to and glorification of violence in our culture makes the already crazy people do violent acts on a larger scale. I think it is a fair question to ask when unprecedented acts of violence continue to occur.

But rather than attempt to understand my view point and either agree or present your own counterargument, you merely, in typical asshole fashion, twist the meaning of my statement to try to make me look foolish.

Keef said...

Here we go

El Padrino said...

i got my popcorn ready

Keef said...

It has nothing to do with not trying to understand your view point. I've read reports in the past that have shown that there is minimal correlation with violence on TV/video games and people killing. I understand why people think that. People want to find an explanation for it, and blaming media, video games, music, movies, etc is a simple explanation.

Aitch said...

No "here we go" necessary. You made a dumb statement. I clearly illustrated why it was dumb and pointed out that you're an asshole. Now I'm content to move on.

tem said...

i'm going to build the computer myself. it seems to be what cool kids do.

Aitch said...

Ok and that is your OPINION, which you are entitled too. What I am pointing out is how you tried to misrepresent my opinion to make a joke.

Keef said...

It's a generalization. Oh, he shot up a movie theater. Let's put the blame on video games and movies. I know you're not blaming this solely on movies and shit. You're saying it contributes to it. What I'm saying is that its contribution is probably < what you think it is.

Keef said...

What I am pointing out is how you tried to misrepresent my opinion to make a joke.



I exaggerated it, yes. It's not the first time it's been done here. And your reaction explains why.

Keef said...

And your face is an asshole

tem said...

" think it is a fair question to ask when unprecedented acts of violence continue to occur"


it is possibly more likely that it is just a case of "one upsmanship."

humans have always taken things to the next level. whether it be designing a faster computer processor, a better car or performing a mass killing in a new way and/or on a new scale humans are always taking a look at what has been done and figuring out ways to do it bigger.

Keef said...

Ok and that is your OPINION, which you are entitled too


It's not my opinion. It's based on research that's been done.

tem said...

the latest shooter didn't want somone to say "oh that is so Cho circa 2007"

Jugdish said...

I've read reports in the past that have shown that there is minimal correlation with violence on TV/video games and people killing.


So there is a correlation, got it!

/keef

El Padrino said...

it's white cheddar popcorn

which is really good

tem said...

"It's not my opinion. It's based on research that's been done."


so what you are saying is that it is your opinion based on research that has been done?

El Padrino said...

not better than caramel corn from Fishers on the boardwalk in oc though

Keef said...

it is possibly more likely that it is just a case of "one upsmanship."



Possibly. It also has to do with getting notoriety

tem said...

caramel corn is overrated.

tem said...

"It also has to do with getting notoriety"

true. can't get notoriety by doing something that has been done before.

Keef said...

So there is a correlation, got it!

/keef



Ha. I thought about that after I put that comment.

Keef said...

caramel corn is overrated.



That is your OPINION!

/H

Keef said...

so what you are saying is that it is your opinion based on research that has been done?


I didn't state an opinion.

tem said...

it isn't my opinion. it is based on research.

tem said...

"What I'm saying is that its contribution is probably < what you think it is."


that seems to be an opinion.

tem said...

while you are researching the word and you might want to toss in some time on the word opinion.

Keef said...

that seems to be an opinion.



Good point.

Keef said...

I don't know how much H thinks there is a correlation, so I can't say for sure if the correlation is < what he thinks it is.

Keef said...

However, I do know that LP saying Trout < Harper is crazy talk

tem said...

*However, I do know that LP saying anything is crazy talk

*fixed

Keef said...

true

tem said...

that's your opinion /H

El Padrino said...

why is it crazy talk?

tem said...

because you said it

El Padrino said...

number wise Trout is beasting over him

El Padrino said...

technically i'm 100% right

i wasnt making any projections

i was simply saying at this point

Trout is better than Harper.

El Padrino said...

instead keef tries to make me look foolish

/aitch

Keef said...

LP doesn't know the difference between < & >. Got it

Keef said...

It's funny when H gets pissed off and becomes name caller guy

tem said...

hilarious

tem said...

hilarious was for the LP doesn't know......comment

El Padrino said...

oh whoops

Typo Alert
Typo Alert

El Pad meant

Trout > Harper

tem said...

he didn't call you names.

Keef said...

asshole

tem said...

that's not a name. if it were a name he would have capitalized the 'a'

Keef said...

oh

tem said...

KIK

tem said...

when do we start LOV NCAA Footyball?

Keef said...

And now TMZ reports that the alleged shooter was rejected by three different women on that adult sex website in the days before he allegedly opened fire in Aurora's Century 16 movie theater

tem said...

damn women

El Padrino said...

fucking A's

Jugdish said...

Dempster to braves

Aitch said...

" And now TMZ reports that the alleged shooter was rejected by three different women on that adult sex website in the days before he allegedly opened fire in Aurora's Century 16 movie theater"

I see no correlation

/Keef

tem said...

nash to rangers

Keef said...

I see no correlation

/Keef




Asshole comment

/h

tem said...

shooting suspect looks like the bad guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Aitch said...

I said you were acting in typical asshole fashion. I did not call you an asshole.

It's like the difference between saying a woman is acting like a bitch or saying she is a bitch.

Glad you reacted *like* a woman.

Keef said...

I said you were acting in typical asshole fashion. I did not call you an asshole.


Aitch said...
...I clearly illustrated why it was dumb and pointed out that you're an asshole.

Keef said...

NEXT

/zeke

Aitch said...

" oh whoops

Typo Alert Typo Alert

El Pad meant

Trout > Harper"

EP is the king of unintentional comedy.

Jugdish said...

It's like the difference between saying a woman is acting like a bitch or saying she is a bitch.


There is no difference to the woman

Aitch said...

" Aitch said... ...I clearly illustrated why it was dumb and pointed out that you're an asshole."

Well played.



































Douche

tem said...

capital D. the name calling started

Aitch said...

" There is no difference to the woman"

I know. Hence why I said "Glad you reacted *like* a woman."

Keef said...

EP is the king of unintentional comedy.



I did that on porpoise*.

/LP

Keef said...

Hence why I said "Glad you reacted *like* a woman."



But I didn't.

Aitch said...

NDR played two benefit shows in recent months for 2 people facing cancer. As I told you guys before, the little girl passed away a couple weeks ago. Today the other lady passed. Definitely sucks.

Keef said...

Jeez. That sucks

Aitch said...

" But I didn't."

I see that now. I didn't when I made that comment.

Keef said...

No need for apologies

Aitch said...

I see a correlation between NDR and dying of cancer

/Keef

(S)

Keef said...

Looks like all the money you raised went to the board of directors for the charity


(S)

Aitch said...

Did I apologize? You're having trouble with English today, huh champ?

El Padrino said...

am i allowed to put someone (a patron) on blast from work at the hall?

Keef said...

Did I apologize? You're having trouble with English today, huh champ?



Is this tembagging?

Keef said...

am i allowed to put someone (a patron) on blast from work at the hall?



DO IT

tem said...

"am i allowed to put someone (a patron) on blast from work at the hall?"

what does this mean?

tem said...

i don't speak whatever that was

tem said...

"Is this tembagging?"

did I say it?

Aitch said...

" Is this tembagging?"

The world may never know.

Aitch said...

"I don't speak whatever that was"

This^

Keef said...

The world may never know.



Crap.

Keef said...

We should just blame video games

Aitch said...

Or namecalling

Aitch said...

Or tembagging.

Aitch said...

Or Beth

tem said...

i still don't know what LP was talking about.

Aitch said...

I'm not sure EP knows what he is talking about.

Aitch said...

I see no correlation between EP and making sense.

/Keef

Keef said...

I see no correlation between EP and making sense.

/Keef




^^^^^

Keef said...

Plenty of research on that

El Padrino said...

Oh, pardon me my fellow sophisticants. I was referring to the act of authoring a story on my personal diary about a young man to whom I served cocktails to on Saturday night. I just wanted to take a quick consensus on whether or not I should. Since it seems that in doing so I may risk getting terminated from my occupation.

Jugdish said...

Chad to Johnson

Jugdish said...

Dempster denying trade now

tem said...

you should.

tem said...

don't use names and you'll be fine.

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