Thursday, July 05, 2012

Lp Q&A...Jug

Do your parents strike you growing up? Without mercy! Actually, same as some others on here, with the wooden spoon and the belt. I was able to eliminate the wooden spoon though. Thankfully I was young enough where I don't remember this, but one day I had put the wooden spoon in my mouth, and my little kid brain thought it would be a good idea to run around and I ended up falling forward and it went down my throat. It didn't go all the way down, but it did get lodged in there and my parents had to take me to the hospital to get it taken out. Apparently I have a scar in there as if I had slit my throat from the inside, but I've never seen it.
Did they run the AC in the summer? Yes, and the heat in the winter. HEATLES!!! /mize We didn't need to run the AC much living in New Hampshire and Connecticut. Basements were grate* too, I miss those.
Did you remember your first kiss? I do. I'm kind of like tem in that I don't remember a lot of specific details of things, but my first kiss was at a school dance. It was awkward, but hey, it was a kiss.
What was your mothers best dish? My mom's lasagna, but she used sour cream instead of ricotta. I made that up. I'm not sure what her best dish was, everything was pretty solid, but I don't remember one thing in particular, so I'll go with spaghetti. We ate that a lot.
First car? I don't remember what year the car was, but it was a Chevy Celebrity station wagon (shaggin' wagon). My best friend in high school had a station wagon that was very similar, we used to race to the mall. Our town was somewhat small and boring. He and I used to go to Dunkin Donuts and each buy a box of 60 munchkins and have donnut wars. We'd set boundries in town, go our seperate ways and try to find each other and throw donuts at each other's cars. We'd also pull up to red lights and throw them into other people's cars if they had their window open. Amazingly this never lead to an ass kicking.
Best friend? I have two close friends that I consider my best friends, my friend Chuck and my friend Jason. I pretty much consider them brothers. I've known both close to ten years now, and both stood up in my wedding. The common test with best friends mentioned here is would they bail me out of jail, or would they be there if I had to lace up my shoes. They would for sure, but above that, they would speak up or smack me upside the head if I was doing something that would land me in jail. Really at this point in my life I'm not too concerned with going to jail. Both of them have kids and we do a lot of stuff together. Would I trust them with my kids when I have them? Absolutely!
How many fights have you gotten into? I fought a lot as a little kid. When we lived in Illinois there was a family that lived up the street from us that our family didn't get along with. They were pretty much WT. They had three kids, and the middle kid was my age. I fought with him a lot, but that didn't stop the younger and older one from joining in. One time that kid was riding his bike through our yard and he said something bad about my mom. I got really pissed, went in the garage and grabbed a piece of a 2X4 and chased him with it. I ended up hitting him over the back with it Hacksaw Jim Duggan style and he rode his bike home crying. Wussbag! We moved to New Hampshire when I was going into the 5th grade. The town we moved to wasn't used to people moving there, so we were outsiders. I got picked on a lot there and got into a few fights...no fights since then though.
Have you ever committed a crime? I've never been arrested for anything. I shoplifted when I was in high school. I mostly stole condoms and random things like that. I did get caught once and was turned over to my parents, and that ended my life of crime.
What was your first job? My friend's dad worked at a used car lot, so on Saturdays my friend and I would work there washing cars. We'd get paid $20 cash, which was cool at the time. I was 14. My first paycheck type yob was at Burger King.
Favorite sports moment? White Sox winning the World Series was an awesome moment for me. It was also grate* that they played the Astros because I ended up going to game 3 here in Houston. I wasn't going to, but I ended up buying tickets on ebay the day of the game, went down there early to pick them up, and got interviewed by WGN radio. The game went into extra innings, I remember Buehrle yogging out of the bullpen late in the game. My truck got towed that night and I didn't get home until 6 AM, and I went to work that day. It was awesome! Watching Jordan play and all the Jordan years was pretty cool too. You are lucky if you have a player like that on one of your teams once in your life time. One other moment was Hester returning the opening kickoff for TD in the Super Bowl. Even though they lost the game, that moment was awesome...family was over at the house for a party, everyone went nuts...good times!
Are you afraid of anything? Your face! I don't know really...I think I'm afraid of losing my yob and not being able to provide. After I left for the AF my dad went through a period of unemployment and that was was some tough times on my family. I wasn't there to see it first hand, but that has had an effect on all of my brothers and I.
Any regrets? I am of the mindset that the dumb mistakes I made in the past made me who I am today, and I really like who I am today. I'm sorry if my confidence is off putting. However, I guess I wish I didn't have to make the dumb mistakes I did to become who I am...wish I didn't have to learn some things the hard way.

127 comments:

tem said...

Another good post. The AC question cracks me up each time.

tem said...

TP will probably say AC wasn't invented yet.

Blue said...

i'm here

Aitch said...

morning kids

Blue said...

supposedly

ToddPacker said...

nice work, jug

Mize said...

Struggling to find a cheap enough dave ticket. There's got to be people out there looking to unload one.

Mize said...

"HEATLES!!! /mize"


#Heats

/Mize

Tyler said...

The AC question cracks me up each time.

^^^^^^^

Tyler said...

Good post Jug.

ToddPacker said...

"Struggling to find a cheap enough dave ticket"

stay home

Mize said...

I want to see if anybody says No, we didn't run the AC in the summer.

Although I didn't turn the AC on once during the year I lived in my last apartment.

Tyler said...

So this Nash trade; I don't get it. The Lakers have said they need to get younger and more athletic. Then they trade four picks for a 38-year-old point guard who plays zero defense. Ok, sure.

Tyler said...

I guess their offense is going to be their defense.

Tyler said...

Since Nash's customary number 13, which he has worn his entire career, is retired by the Lakers in honor of Wilt Chamberlain, Nash will have to select a new uniform number.

Tyler said...

Yes, that was a cnp.

Blue said...

looks like a cnp

Blue said...

i2i

Aitch said...

"I guess their offense is going to be their defense."

That has worked well for the Suns to this point...

Blue said...

works well for your face

Beth said...

Quality post jug. The donut wars thing is hilarity.

Jugdish said...

Thanks! Is lp giving us a new set of questions tomorrow?

Blue said...

lp is on vacation, he won't do shit

tem said...

an LP free week?

damn, i will need some HDH from someone.

Blue said...

he would be distraught with this jeremy lin news

tem said...

Sexytime on the balcony should take care of that.

Mize said...

I'm fascinated by the various kinds of seals from semi trailers. Such variety!

Mize said...

"That has worked well for the Suns to this point..."


You haven't seen the Suns the last couple seasons. They sssstink.

Keef said...

Suns play D under Gentry. They just don't play O

Blue said...

""That has worked well for the Suns to this point...""

i think he was being sarcastic

Keef said...

Since 2007, Joey Chestnut has eaten more hot dogs on July 4th than the Pirates have total wins.

Blue said...

well of course. The pirates can only win one game, maybe 2 on the 4th of July.

he wouldn't win shit if he just ate one hotdog

Keef said...

hardy har har

Keef said...

Fans at NFL games this season will get a look under the hood, so to speak -- all stadium video boards will show the same replay the lead official is viewing on the sideline video monitor.
"They'll see the exact same angles at the exact same time as he does," Rich McKay, the Atlanta Falcons' president and NFL competition committee chairman, said this week.

Mize said...

50 wins by the 4th of July is generally pretty remarkable.

Keef said...

50 wins by the 4th of July is generally pretty remarkable.



Yes. But that's not the stat I was saying. Chestnut has eaten more hot dogs in those 6 days than the Pirates have total wins since 7/4/07

tem said...

whats he get, like 65 a year?

tem said...

cause pirates probably average under 65 a year for those years.

Keef said...

probably

Keef said...

they average < than whatever he averages

tem said...

so says your stat

Keef said...

I got that from bleacherreport.com

tem said...

chestnut:

2007 - 66
2008 - 59
2009 - 68
2010 - 54
2011 - 62
2012 - 68

pirates:

2007 - ??
2008 - 67
2009 - 62
2010 - 57
2011 - 72
2012 - 45

chestnut gets 6 full events vs pirates effective 5 full seasons.


also of note, in 1980 the winner ate 9 hot dogs.

Keef said...

Pirates had 32 wins after july 3rd in 2007

Keef said...

So that's 6 full seasons

Keef said...

If you take the full 2007 season, then it's 6 1/2 seasons for the Pirates. They still have 6 fewer wins than Joey has hot dogs eaten

Keef said...

nevermind. I can't do math

Keef said...

5 1/2 seasons

Keef said...

also of note, in 1980 the winner ate 9 hot dogs.



jeez

tem said...

"nevermind. I can't do math"

^


still nonetheless an interesting stat. i suspect most teams beat chestnut in that time frame.

Jugdish said...

If i practiced eating weiners enough i would WORK that contest!

/Lp

tem said...

still just 5 seasons.

1/2 season in 2007
full season in 08 - 11 (4 seasons)
1/2 season in 2012

Keef said...

One year after a Florida jury defied the court of public opinion, finding Casey Anthony not guilty of murdering her daughter Caylee, lead defense attorney Jose Baez writes in his new book that Casey Anthony suspected her father George may have intentionally drowned Caylee, so as to hide evidence that he could have been Caylee’s grandfather -- and father



gross

Keef said...

still just 5 seasons.

1/2 season in 2007
full season in 08 - 11 (4 seasons)
1/2 season in 2012



I think the stat counted the full 2007 season

Aitch said...

Ewwwwww

Keef said...

Voters in Los Angeles County are expected to decide whether porn stars should be required to wear condoms on set, after a ballot initiative attracted enough signatures to qualify for the election.

Keef said...

fuck that. I need to see that dong fully exposed

/LP

Keef said...

White trash

tem said...

i thought porn stars had to wear condoms already?

Keef said...

has tem never seen porn?

Aitch said...

I remember hearing something about this before. I think they already tried once.

Keef said...

85 is a good dude

tem said...

i thought there was an era where they had to wear condoms.

Keef said...

circa 1980

Mize said...

WORKED this day.

Chillin' until 2:30 now.

Keef said...

mize

Aitch said...

"85 is a good dude"

That's awesome. Didn't he fly someone out to the Superbowl too or something?

Mize said...

"mize"

Sweet. Thanks. I wonder if I got that in my email, too.

tem said...

"circa 1980"

really?

i thought it was like circa 2004, but i admittedly do not watch a lot of porn. i guess i need to watch more.

Mize said...

I thought it was in the 90s/aughts. Started with the big AIDS scare of the 90s.

Keef said...

but i admittedly do not watch a lot of porn


Wait til your* married longer

Mize said...

Pretty soon Keith is going grow the gut, the hair's gonna start running away from the forehead, booze consumption goes up, and VIOLA! The new LP.

Keef said...

The gut is getting there

tem said...

i don't have a gut, i run a 4.8 forty /LP

Keef said...

wall

Mize said...

Since I know you guys were wondering, BBRod has a new nickname.

T-Pot.



Thirty pitches of terror

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

coulda used T-Pain.

thirty pitches and I'm nauseous

ToddPacker said...

"Thirty pitches of terror"

nice

tem said...

blank stare

Keef said...

Whatta say TP does Q&A tw

tem said...

playa?

Keef said...

LP never said that

Keef said...

why would LP talk about the beach?

/H

Blue said...

to be fair, he said player

tem said...

whatta mean playa?

Keef said...

he said playa in the past

Jugdish said...

Kidd to knicks

tem said...

your face is a knick

Mize said...

I gotta find something to blow that $3 on by the 12th.

Keef said...

I gotta find something to blow that $3 on by the 12th.



Bob Seger

Keef said...

Buy some Adele songs. then email them to tem since he's allegedly nerve* heard one

Blue said...

he's heard one now..he played the video that I linked

Keef said...

sneaky

Aitch said...

"why would LP talk about the beach?

/H"

You know LOV doesn't speak Spanish.

Mize said...

"he's heard one now..he played the video that I linked"


My speakers were muted

/Tem

Mize said...

These beans are delicious.

Keef said...

The magical fruit

Mize said...

Have a feeling I'm not gonna find a ticket to ye ole David show until Saturday morning, at best.

Aitch said...

Dave Matthews sucks.

Mize said...

Oh well, I disagree.

Keef said...

There are loads & loads & loads of bitches at DMB concerts, though

Aitch said...

To each his own...

Aitch said...

"There are loads & loads & loads of bitches at DMB concerts, though"

Yes, but bitches who like DMB, so it is kinda of pointless.

Keef said...

A hot bitch is a hot bitch. I'm not saying you gotta marry them

Keef said...

Of course, it's a lot better when you're 22 going to a DMB show, because they're mostly young chicks

Aitch said...

"A hot bitch is a hot bitch."

Solid retort. NS.

Keef said...

I'm not a DMB fan, but I was at probably a dozen of his shows in the late 90s early 00s and there were more hot chicks there that I didn't talk to than any other place I've been

Mize said...

"Yes, but bitches who like DMB, so it is kinda of pointless."


Said the dude that went to some awful concert the other day.

Aitch said...

What horrible concert did I go to? Fuel?

Mize said...

That must be it.

Keef said...

NDR

Mize said...

Too much screaming going on there.

Keef said...

There's no screaming at a Dave concert?

Keef said...

I scream my guts out

/mize

Mize said...

I said too much. And meant by the band, not the crowd.

ToddPacker said...

"Whatta say TP does Q&A tw"

I need to email address to send my q&a... I don't have posting privileges

Keef said...

ksaurin@hotmail.com

ToddPacker said...

ok. I will send it.

Mize said...

"I need to email address to send my q&a... I don't have posting privileges"


We can fix that, ya know.

Jugdish said...

A hot bitch is a hot bitch. I'm not saying you gotta marry them


Dammit!

s

Jugdish said...

I scream my guts out

/mize


funny

Aitch said...

I think of Jug's video every time I see the Geico commercial with the possum.

tem said...

My speakers were muted. Still never heard adele.

Jugdish said...

I think of Jug's video every time I see the Geico commercial with the possum.

I should probably take that down before i become the Michael vick of possums.

Aitch said...

Oh shit is that still up?

Keef said...

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