Monday, July 30, 2012

Fourteen months off, 89. I'll take it.

Played go play golfing on Saturday. For those not on the LOV Facebook circuit, I shot 89. Not bad. I could detail every hole & every shot, but you guys would kill me for doing that, so I won't.

Keith, you have your golf trip coming this weekend. TP, you play a little here & there. To the both of you, if you're looking for a very good, cheap ball, get the Callaway HX Diablo. I researched 'em and boat a dozen Saturday morning. They feel great off the tee, AWESOME coming off irons, and very very nice off the putter face on the greens. I'm very impressed by Callaway finally making a ball that isn't just a low cost "distance" rock or a high end tour ball. They really got it right with the HX Diablo at a $20 price point. I had 'em on that hit, bounce, stop status. I like that a LOT in a ball. In fact, I'm gonna play them over the NXT Tour, and I've been a dedicated NXT Tour player since they came out.

I mapped out a midpoint for Summit III, and sure as shit, it's in the middle of Missouri. I TOLD you we should just do this in Saint Louis. Let's fucking make something happen. And LP, quit being an excuse making bitch, becaus e that's all you got. Excuses. I want to get ham-bag shitfaced with you, and maybe get kicked out of a bar. I'm tired of joking about it. Seriously.

Who wants to miss out on this shit? Not me.



I'm giving this Frank Ocean Channel Orange album a spin right now. I like it. It's pretty jazzy, pretty groovy. I think I'll keep it in rotation. Thumbs up from the Meiz.

Wayment. Yeah, this sums up the album pretty well.



I'm having a delicious steak with A-1 right now. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm! On to the broccoli!

This might be a little weird, but I'm thinking I might like the Winter Olympics more than the summer games. I love watching bobsled, luge, skiing, speed skating and curling more than the stuff they do in summer with the non-unique summer sports.

You guys want to know a REALLY good way to piss me off? Ask me to help you find a gas cap for a 1999 Bayliner Capri on eBay at 10:15 on a Sunday night on Internet Explorer. IT WILL MAKE ME WANT TO BLUDGEON YOU WITH A WOODEN MEAT TENDERIZER.


I think that's all for now.




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Aitch said...

I don't get the poiny of eating steak if you're gonna ruin it with A-1

Mize said...

Big day

Mize said...

Titties

Blue said...

A-1 is ok if you're going to eat shitty steak...or if you're into eating it well done or something

ToddPacker said...

89 is solid

ToddPacker said...

i hope to make summit III, but fall is tough. 7 home games, Texas a&m on the road, uga in jax and I'm headed to NY for thanksgiving.... not alot* of open weekends

El Padrino said...

fall is tough

^

El Padrino said...

it's not excuses

its called life

El Padrino said...

st louis is black

no wonder why meiz wants to go there

El Padrino said...

apple vs samsung

the stakes are high

Mize said...

"its called life"


I booked a getaway in October.

/LPadrino

El Padrino said...

for me and the misses

it's out anniversary

Mize said...

"A-1 is ok if you're going to eat shitty steak...or if you're into eating it well done or something"


Or if you don't dive a shit about the flavor of the meat

El Padrino said...

september sort of works

El Padrino said...

i'd have to take off from the weekend gig as well

Mize said...

"it's out anniversary"


I love how you manage to nearly always trim out the unnecessary details.

El Padrino said...

what about like february when no one really has shit going on and the winter heads can escape to a warm place

Mize said...

"for me and the misses"


Spelling Bee Champ

Mize said...

"what about like february when no one really has shit going on and the winter heads can escape to a warm place"


Ice fishing season

El Padrino said...

true

Keef said...

I don't pay more than $7 for a dozen golf balls

Mize said...

"I don't pay more than $7 for a dozen golf balls"


O_O

Blue said...

I pay more than that, but not much more

actually i haven't bought balls in like 2 years. I get gift cards for sports authority all the time, and that's what I use.

El Padrino said...

89 my left nut

ToddPacker said...

"I don't pay more than $7 for a dozen golf balls"

I buy a small bucket of used balls from sam's club... I think it's $20 for 36 balls. sometimes there are few good balls in there

ToddPacker said...

9/29 is an off week for UF.... that might work for me summit-wise

ToddPacker said...

10/13 works too

tem said...

tem is in china 10-13

El Padrino said...

sucks for tem

El Padrino said...

that game is cool where it's like water polo just not in water

El Padrino said...

they should bring back tug-o-war

tem said...

tug o war was an olympic event?

El Padrino said...

it's called handball

and it is awesome

Aitch said...

" Or if you don't dive a shit about the flavor of the meat"

That's my point. Why pay for steak if you just want to taste the A-1? Put it on a burger or something.

El Padrino said...

tug o war was an olympic event?

yes you dont remember?

El Padrino said...

S

tem said...

i do not remember tug o war being an olympic event.

i have learned something today now and can go back to bed.

Blue said...

got a resume from a guy who went to tOSU.

probably would be a little bit irritating

Blue said...

handball is fucking awful


we were joking about that watching it this weekend...it's like the game you play if you're too lazy to play soccer or water polo or hockey

Blue said...

kid you're not coordinated enough to learn how to skate or to kick a ball with your feet, so i suggest handball.

El Padrino said...

handball in brooklyn is a little blue ball and a giant cement wall

Blue said...

yeah, like racquetball without the racquet.


That's what I always think of, and that's like what Jake Plummer plays now

Aitch said...

" in brooklyn is a little blue ball"

So you're used to little, blue balls. Got it.

Aitch said...

Nail in my hand
From my creator
You gave me a life
Now show me how to live

Mize said...

" buy a small bucket of used balls from sam's club... I think it's $20 for 36 balls."


You guys, WFT?

Blue said...

i usually just use all the balls I find on the course.

i start with one clean unused ball...and pickup a bunch of others

Keef said...

The chances I hit the water 3-4 times per round is -160, so I'm not going to pay a lot for golf balls

El Padrino said...

yeah, like racquetball without the racquet.

yes

Keef said...

When scared, a Tasmanian devil’s ears turn bright red.

Aitch said...

Does the type of ball you use really make that big of a difference to an amateur golfer? NS and WADR.

Keef said...

We played a game in junior hike school with a raquetball and a wall. You threw it off the wall and someone would have to catch it. If they dropped it, they had to run to the wall and touch it before someone beaned them with the ball

Mize said...

"The chances I hit the water 3-4 times per round is -160"

Well stop hitting them in the water.

Blue said...

keith lives in a place that is in the middle of the desert, but they have lots of water holes

Keef said...

Does the type of ball you use really make that big of a difference to an amateur golfer?


For people who think they're awesome and make up their scores, yes.

Mize said...

We have a trucker that delivers here named Vang Chang.

Naturally, we call him Wang Chung.

El Padrino said...

"We played a game in junior hike school with a raquetball and a wall. You threw it off the wall and someone would have to catch it. If they dropped it, they had to run to the wall and touch it before someone beaned them with the ball"

off the wall baseball
(unofficial name in BK)

Keef said...

keith lives in a place that is in the middle of the desert, but they have lots of water holes



We have 1 course here that has 27 holes, and there is water on something like 21 of them.

Related note, I don't like playing there. The last time I played there was about 5-6 years ago and I lost 18 balls.

ns

Keef said...

off the wall baseball


I think we called it wall ball. Original

Mize said...

"Does the type of ball you use really make that big of a difference to an amateur golfer? "

Yes, it really does. Like, a lot.

tem said...

"We played a game in junior hike school with a raquetball and a wall. You threw it off the wall and someone would have to catch it. If they dropped it, they had to run to the wall and touch it before someone beaned them with the ball"

we played this with raquet balls and tennis balls. i believe you got one bounce to catch it.

and if you threw it and didn't hit the wall you had to go up to the wall and stand there and let everyone who was playing bean you.

Blue said...

"We have 1 course here that has 27 holes"

they must be amish

Blue said...

"18 holes, that's for Quakers"

El Padrino said...

then there was suicide where you throw the blue ball or tennis ball off the school and if you attempt to catch it but don't (error) you have to stand in front of the wall and one person gets to beam you with the ball from where about a pitcher mound would be

Keef said...

and if you threw it and didn't hit the wall you had to go up to the wall and stand there and let everyone who was playing bean you.


YES!

tem said...

Yahoo! says the dutch chicks field hockey team is mega hot.

1) field hockey is an olympic sport?

2) umm yeah as a team that is a really hot collection of chicks.

Aitch said...

" For people who think they're awesome and make up their scores, yes."

Burn

Keef said...

Well stop hitting them in the water.



You should be a coach

Jugdish said...

We played a game in junior hike school with a raquetball and a wall. You threw it off the wall and someone would have to catch it. If they dropped it, they had to run to the wall and touch it before someone beaned them with the ball

We played that and called it wall ball as well...good times!

Aitch said...

Jug what are you guys up to today?

Blue said...

i'm not good enough to feel a difference between balls.

I can't spin the ball anyway, so all that "touch and feel and spin" crap is lost on me

Blue said...

2) umm yeah as a team that is a really hot collection of chicks.

are they really that hot, or are they just sports hot. like compared to other atheletes they're hot. Like a Hope Solo


/beth

Jugdish said...

Jug what are you guys up to today?

just grabbing a quick lunch and Heading to Hartford...we slept in this morning

Keef said...

I'm not good enough to feel a difference between balls.



rookie.

/beth

Keef said...

Yes, it really does. Like, a lot.



No

Mize said...

I sure wish monoprice would stop spamming me

Mize said...

"You should be a coach"

I am.

Blue said...

life coach..that's what twitter is for

Blue said...

has meiz moved us on to week 5 yet?

Blue said...

my fucking kids shut my game off, twice

i'm moving that to the basement where they won't be able to touch it.

El Padrino said...

pain in the asses

Blue said...

one game i was losing like 24-7 in the 3rd quarter, so it didn't hurt my feelings.

the other game i was up the 2 TDs with about a minute to play

Keef said...

my fucking kids shut my game off, twice



Likely story

Mize said...

"my fucking kids shut my game off, twice"

Chain 'em up when it's fooyball time. That'll learn 'em good.

Keef said...

blue is a cheater

Keef said...

if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

El Padrino said...

ha

Keef said...

tee time for 8 set up for the North course on Saturday.

Keef said...

I should go get a dozen Pro V1 balls

El Padrino said...

the blue on those maps are water keef

Keef said...

the blue on those maps are water keef



I know. I'm fuckt*

Keef said...

I should be ok with the water on 18 because it's on the left.

But I'll probably find the water on 8

Mize said...

"I should go get a dozen Pro V1 balls"


No, that would be dumb, smartmouth.

Keef said...

maybe the Callaway Hex Chrome.

Keef said...

The ball makes you a better player, right?

Keef said...

I could probably shoot 89 if I played with the hex chrome

El Padrino said...

89 my left nut

Keef said...

Tennessee Titans reserve receiver O.J. Murdock has died of an apparent suicide, Tampa police say.
Police spokeswoman Andrea Davis said officers found the 25-year-old Murdock inside his car Monday morning with what appeared to be self-inflicted gunshot wounds. The car was parked in front of Middleton High School, where Murdock attended school.

Keef said...

The coach of reigning world champion Jordyn Wieber says it's an "injustice" the American won't be included in Thursday's Olympic all-around finals.
Wieber finished fourth during qualifying Sunday, but will miss a shot at Olympic gold because international rules only allow two competitors per country in the finals.




Quit bitching. You knew the rules ahead of time. Don't finish third on your own roster

El Padrino said...

poor kid couldnt get it together last night

felt bad for her

Aitch said...

"pain in the asses"

Knows English

Mize said...

"The ball makes you a better player, right?"


That's a fucking tour ball. I'm gonna play right along with you just just assume you are a moron though, so yes. A $50 dozen of golf balls will shave 20 shots off your round.

Keef said...

perfect

Mize said...

"89 my left nut"

You thought I was kidding when I said I'd beat you by 20?

Keef said...

My point is that for someone who doesn't make the same contact point for most shots, a $5/dozen Wilson ball is not going to make me any worst* than a $20/dozen Callaway ball

El Padrino said...

silver in the relay was disappointing

Keef said...

silver in the relay was disappointing



Lochte choked

Keef said...

We were over at my in-laws' house. milok's sister and her racist bf were visting from Chicago. The bf blamed the loss on the black guy

ns

Blue said...

"silver in the relay was disappointing"

yeah, fuck that lochte guy

Blue said...

no, the black guy kept the lead


you go into the water with a strong lead on the last leg, and you lose, it's your fault

ToddPacker said...

"Lochte choked"

^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

"You thought I was kidding when I said I'd beat you by 20?"

no i wasn't but remember when i said i broke 100 once and what your comment to that was?

and you better win by 20, shit 30 even - i've played maybe 7 times total in my life

El Padrino said...

"Lochte choked"

^^^^^^^^^

he wasn't even supposed to run, the Lezak guy from last year that pulled it out was removed in favor of Lochte last second

questionable coaching

El Padrino said...

maybe that awful grill slowed him down

Keef said...

no, the black guy kept the lead



I know. I told the dude that we were ahead by almost a full body length when Lochte started. He wanted none of it

Keef said...

questionable coaching



Stop it. Lochte is arguably the best swimmer in the field this year

ToddPacker said...

"i've played maybe 7 times total in my life"

I think that mize will easily beat you by 20 strokes

El Padrino said...

Dead Sushi, a "Japanese splatter action comedy" about "flying killer sushi monsters," will premiere at the Alamo Drafthouse's Fantastic Fest film festival in September in Austin, Texas. Directed by Noboru Iguchi, the film stars Rina Takeda as a killer-sushi battling "high kick girl."

fucking gooks

El Padrino said...

"I think that mize will easily beat you by 20 strokes"

agree

El Padrino said...

"Stop it. Lochte is arguably the best swimmer in the field this year"

individual swimmer

yes

relay swimmer notsomuch OBVIOUSLY

ToddPacker said...

"Stop it. Lochte is arguably the best swimmer in the field this year"

I don't think it is his best event.... he probably should not have been the anchor

tem said...

"are they really that hot, or are they just sports hot. like compared to other atheletes they're hot. Like a Hope Solo"


1) i say they are that hot
2) hope solo is not hot

Keef said...

individual swimmer

yes

relay swimmer notsomuch OBVIOUSLY




I don't get this. Swimming is an individual sport. Even in a relay, noone* else is helping him swim.

Keef said...

I don't think it is his best event.... he probably should not have been the anchor



I could see that

Mize said...

"My point is that for someone who doesn't make the same contact point for most shots, a $5/dozen Wilson ball is not going to make me any worst* than a $20/dozen Callaway ball"


Sure it will. That cheap piece of plastic for $7/dozen has no technology in its design. Nothing there to help get the ball up in the air quicker, or to compress properly with your slower swing speed. Even a ball like a Pinnacle Gold at $17 for 15 or 18 balls would make a big difference, and you'd notice it after a while. Hell, you'd notice it immediately with your putter.

ToddPacker said...

I guess France does not know they are supposed to lose to the SEC

El Padrino said...

five guys is great

Keef said...

My swing speed is 105

Keef said...

is that slow?

El Padrino said...

"I could see that"

oh so you get my point too since i pretty much said the same thing

and you answered your own question

Keef said...

Gonna have to when in rome on the golf ball thing, mize. I'm a 25-30 handicap because of the way I play, not the ball I use.

ToddPacker said...

"is that slow?"

your face is slow

Keef said...

oh so you get my point too since i pretty much said the same thing


You said nothing remotely similar to "I don't think it is his best event.... he probably should not have been the anchor"

Keef said...

your face is slow



true

Keef said...

I can't believe those dude can hit the shuttlecock > 200mph

El Padrino said...

i said he wasnt a good relay swimmer

related

Keef said...

*dudes

Keef said...

i said he wasnt a good relay swimmer

related




That's not related at all to what TP said. TP said 100m isn't Lochte's best event

El Padrino said...

use some of those killer interpretation skills keef

El Padrino said...

"That's not related at all to what TP said. TP said 100m isn't Lochte's best event"

it is related if the 100M is the last leg of a team race

that is something a coach would know

hence "questionable coaching"

Keef said...

kod was probably upset that BOOMSTRA* didn't make the final

Blue said...

lochte even said so after the race


he's more of a distance swimmer, this is the only race he'll only swim 100m. He's not a sprinter.

Keef said...

hence "questionable coaching"



mize should coach him

El Padrino said...

simmons wrote like 3000 words on handball

El Padrino said...

5 guys article made me want some burgers for lunch

Keef said...

Batman spoiler alert.


Some people die

Keef said...

Bane's voice is badass

Blue said...

i hope anne hathaway dies..fuck her

like in real life

Blue said...

yes, in real life, i would fuck her

Keef said...

Not a fan

colov

Blue said...

i'd also fuck katy perry

Keef said...

fan

Blue said...

i like her better without russel brand, and without all the weird hair color and crap

Keef said...

Does she still do the weird hair color

Blue said...

not right now she doesn't

Keef said...

I'd bone her. Blue hair & all

Mize said...

"I'd bone her. Blue hair & all"

No doubt

Blue said...

i wonder if the carpet matches the blue hair

Keef said...

Blue turf. Call her Boise

Mize said...

"i wonder if the carpet matches the blue hair"

Man, I'd hope so. A nice little blue landing strip.

Blue said...

USA boxing guy right now, is just throwing haymakers...no technical boxing skill at all, just punching like a maniac

El Padrino said...

china won mens gymnastics

usa finished 5th

El Padrino said...

i dont care for mens gymnastics

sort of gay

Keef said...

spoiler alert

El Padrino said...

can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby here we go

El Padrino said...

you aint wathcing mens gymnastics

El Padrino said...

blue Montauk airport is for sale

18 milly

Mize said...

USA/Brazil womens volleyball was on the tv on lunch. It was fucking awesome

Mize said...

Now, THOSE girls have donks on 'em.

El Padrino said...

or you could buy your own island instead for way cheaper

El Padrino said...

brazilian chicks are super hot with super giant asses

fact

El Padrino said...

misty may is my girl

Mize said...

"misty may is my girl"

blegh

El Padrino said...

spoiler alert

was this for real?

El Padrino said...

blegh

ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

Keef said...

USA/Brazil womens volleyball was on the tv on lunch. It was fucking awesome



Hopefully they didn't have the full body suits on like yesterday

Mize said...

Ian is such a gay name.

Keef said...

was this for real?


Stop saying shit that happens. I probably wouldn't watch men's gymnastics, but you'll say something else eventually

Keef said...

Ian is such a gay name.


Especially when it's pronounce "eye-an"

Mize said...

"Hopefully they didn't have the full body suits on like yesterday"


No, I'm talking about the real volleyball with the hot women. Not stupid sand volleyball.

El Padrino said...

ok, dont go to espn for the next 16 days then or the entire internet for that matter

Keef said...

ok, dont go to espn for the next 16 days then or the entire internet for that matter


that's fine. I'm doing my part

tem said...

i am actually avoiding espn just so i don't see anything.

not because i care, but because cmtem is all about the olympics and if i know i might tell her and then she'll be mad.

tem said...

well maybe not mad, but she doesn't want it to be spoiled for her.

more disappointed than mad.

El Padrino said...

my lips are sealed then

Mize said...

"Stop saying shit that happens. I probably wouldn't watch men's gymnastics, but you'll say something else eventually"


Now you're being ridiculous.

Keef said...

my lips are sealed then



Thank you

Keef said...

Now you're being ridiculous.



por que?

tem said...

i'd rather he not say anything just because i have no self control and if i know then i'll tell cmtem.


it is because i suck.

tem said...

i consider it a favor to me.

Blue said...

i try and not find stuff out.

but i knew phelps finished 4th the other day, kind of ruined watching it.

i didn't know the men finished 2nd, and the women 3rd in the relays which made for a fun watch

Keef said...

but i knew phelps finished 4th the other day, kind of ruined watching it.

i didn't know the men finished 2nd, and the women 3rd in the relays which made for a fun watch




ridiculous


/mize

El Padrino said...

i dont mind it

Keef said...

I heard this shit yesterday. Terrible

Keef said...

I mean the song was terrible. I could* care less what people say about her

El Padrino said...

wft

tem said...

"The parents of an 11-year-old Texas girl who has been criticized for her rendition of the “Star-Spangled Banner” at a Major League Soccer match"

who cares about soccer? i am surprised anyone was there to listen to her.

Blue said...

"but said she had trouble hearing herself amid echoes from the public address system and loud cheers from the 22,000 fans in attendance."

i heard no cheers, and no blowhorns.

wft?

Keef said...

who cares about soccer? i am surprised anyone was there to listen to her.



I had that shit on one of the Olympic channels and then that game came on. i was half asleep on the couch and that shit woke me up

El Padrino said...

this whole Die Hard 5 thing has me really upset

El Padrino said...

the plot is laughable

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