Friday, July 20, 2012

El PadFacts - Sponsored by Bogle Winery

Some facts about El Pad.  Possibly already known.  But I can't think of any entertaining questions right now so instead you get this. All facts are NS.

I once ate an entire Entemanns apple pie and barfed the entire pie back up in the middle of the night while sleeping.  All over the bed.  Bout 13 years old.  It was gnarly.  Didn't eat apple pie for 8 years after that. 

My go to cocktail non fancy is a jack and coke (or ginger).  My fancy drink is a manhattan.

I got hit by a car.  Twice.

My laptop died in the middle of this post.  Then I jump on my phone and see this shooting in the Colorado theater.  After that I lost all my creative juices, tried to poke cmep with my dick and instead of fucking we talked a bit which was nice then I went to bed.  So more facts next week.

Seriously though who walks into a packed theater and kills random people.  It's a story I'd expect to come across in some middle east war torn country.  This place is just as sick as the rest of them sometimes.  Crime so random.  And but damn, what it is that about suburban Denver that screams "MASSACRE".

Fuck man.  Sad day in America when your shook to go to the movies. 
Try and enjoy your Friday people.
I love you.  Piece.

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Beth said...

I'm partly impressed and partly disappointed that there weren't any "no way this can be true" EP facts in this post.

Beth said...

I was expecting at least one "fact" such as "I dunked a basketball on a regulation rim when I was 8 years old".

Beth said...

Blue, how far is Aurora from where you live? What kind of suburb is it - rich, snobby, urban, whiskey tango?

El Padrino said...

"no way this can be true" EP facts in this post.

here is a fact in that category

i never lie

Beth said...

"here is a fact in that category

i never lie"



And there we are.

Blue said...

Aurora is a huge suburb, but for the most part it's the ghetto.

It was the cool place to live in the 80's so all the homes are old

The neighborhood where the mall is at that this happened, is very ghetto

Blue said...

got in the car this morning and heard about the shooting on the radio

3 seconds later i get a phone call from cmblue..."i'm so glad you didn't go to that movie last night"

I wouldn't have gone to that theater anyway, but woman reactions are funny

El Padrino said...

"The neighborhood where the mall is at that this happened, is very ghetto"

ghetto like white? like WT

pics show mad white people and the shooter was white

El Padrino said...

"I wouldn't have gone to that theater anyway, but woman reactions are funny"

why would you

you have a movie theater in the basement im sure

Blue said...

"ghetto like white? like WT"

most the black people in town live in Aurora because it's super cheap to live there.

it's just low income though. At one point I used to live maybe 10 minutes from there. That's a super busy mall/theater, but again it's not one of the "nice" theaters in town.

Blue said...

"you have a movie theater in the basement im sure"

not sure how i'd have seen the movie there

Aitch said...

"My fancy drink is a manhattan."

Shocking. It was either that or a long island ice tea.

Aitch said...

Shooter is 24 years old. For some reason, it seems weird to me that he was so young...

Blue said...

i had planned on going to see all 3 movies last night with some buddies but bailed. We were going to go to a theater that is in Aurora, but in the nice part of town, closer to where I live.

I guess that's why cmblue freaked out this morning, she thought the shooting was at that theater.

Blue said...

dude on sports radio here this morning was talking about that one of their interns was there and was killed last night...i guess he got a panic voicemail from her or her mom or something...it's haunting him right now

Aitch said...

And obviously he thought it out. Waited until a shootout scene (no spoilers! /EP) before he opened fire ao there would be a delayed reaction.

Beth said...

"I guess that's why cmblue freaked out this morning, she thought the shooting was at that theater."


Apology accepted

/cmblue

Blue said...

wonder if people got their money back because they only got to see 20 minutes of the movie

supposedly the adjascent theater (not the one the shooter was in) filled up with smoke too, and shots started coming through the wall.

El Padrino said...

oh cuz the name

yeah didnt even realize that
actually there isnt any spirit i dont like so i could have went with a martini or a negroni but ive just recently found the love for the whiskey martini

a long island iced tea is an abomination IMO

Aitch said...

" a long island iced tea is an abomination IMO"

Elaborate. Don't like the taste?

Beth said...

"a long island iced tea is an abomination IMO"

When I was younger long island iced teas helped get several guys laid.

ns

Mize said...

Truckers on the CB have been hilarious this morning.

The government plants people that go on shooting sprees, DC Sniper, 9/11...

Mayan apocalypse, global warming


Good times.

Aitch said...

When I heard about it this morning, I was trying to remember if Blue had mentioned going to a midnight screening or not.

Mize said...

"a long island iced tea is an abomination IMO"


This is me breaking up with you

Blue said...

long island iced tea is so fucking good

Blue said...

used to be able to get those for $2 on monday nights when i was in school.

got pretty fucked up on those

Beth said...

Was reading an article about Ann Romney using the phrase "you people" and this quite reminded me of LOV and EP:

“You” is fine. “People” is fine. But don’t you dare combine them! It’s like “olive” and “garden.” Separate, innocuous. Together, deadly.

Blue said...

shit's complicated to make at home though if i remember right...or you have to have a lot of different liquor

El Padrino said...

"Elaborate. Don't like the taste?"

the concept is lost on me

combine four likkas and splash some tasty cover up juice like sour mix or coke and your good

it's a mess, there are just so many better options IMO

El Padrino said...

i drank them when i was young to get wrecked when getting wrecked was in

thats all they are good for

El Padrino said...

if you have gin, vodka, tequilla and rum at home and triple sec and sour mix then you can make at home

substitutions up to you

sour mix you can use lemon juice and for triple sec you can use any other orange flavored likka if you have

El Padrino said...

When I was younger long island iced teas helped get several guys laid.

ns


note to self

Mize said...

Goddammit. Middle-eastern dude with a southern accent has me SHOOK

Keef said...

triple sec you can use any other orange flavored likka if you have



Hilarity.

El Padrino said...

you guys got your spongebob back

Keef said...

50 Cent (the rapper)

El Padrino said...

not sure why that is hilarity

Keef said...

It's like say you can substitute Sierra Mist for sprite

Keef said...

You can use Grey Goose or Ketel One if you have

El Padrino said...

oh

slightly different and i didnt mention a brand

Blue said...

i didn't think triple sec was a brand

El Padrino said...

i was just saying if you dont have a triple sec you can use something similar

nothing is the same AS triple sec

if you use grand marnier it will be slightly different

El Padrino said...

i didnt say use cointreau if you dont have cointreau use rose's

that is exactly the same

like sprite/sierra mist

El Padrino said...

ah whatever

keef is an as

Jugdish said...

I suck at posting.

El Padrino said...

the three way deal will only net Orlando picks?

better be like 5 picks

tem said...

is it too soon for Facebook jokes about Dark Knight rises shooting?

probably.

but i have so many posts telling me to go see the movie because i won't regret it and i want to say something like "you might /dead dude from CO"

or people who are posting that they are so tired from seeing a midnight showing and i want to post "at least you woke up /dead guy from CO"

El Padrino said...

too soon

tem said...

fucking too soon.

tem said...

is blue in the NCAA footyball league now?

Mize said...

You really haven't lived until you walk out into a warehouse/dock to discover 4 dudes doing pelvic thrusts amongst pallets of produce to "Push It".

Goddamn, that was hilarity.

tem said...

if you say so

Blue said...

"is blue in the NCAA footyball league now?"

i get the game today...but i'm out of town all weekend.

tem said...

boo

Mize said...

Blue's torpedoing our Dynasty already. Can we start without him, and have him jump in?

tem said...

i believe you can start without him and have him jump in later.

but i am ok with waiting a couple days.

Blue said...

COO had to leave because her daughter is sad people got shot

not anybody she knows, but it could have been

Keef said...

You really haven't lived until you walk out into a warehouse/dock to discover 4 dudes doing pelvic thrusts amongst pallets of produce to "Push It".



ok

Blue said...

i guess i haven't lived

El Padrino said...

at least the produce is getting some

El Padrino said...

only thing that can "slow down" the BEAST, is commodity prices

which are out fo control already and going to get worse as I understand

beef:

It will be a long time before we will see cheaper wholesale beef. If a heifer is retained late in 2013 (when profit prospects may return) then gestation is 9 months and grow out is 1½ years. That means it will be 2016 before there is any chance of increasing U.S. beef supply. So expect to see record high wholesale beef in 2012, with that record broken in 2013, and again in 2014, and once again in 2015.

El Padrino said...

long live Velveeta!

Keef said...

One of the injured was just 3 months old, hospital workers said.



Who takes a 3 month old baby to a midnight showing of Batman?

El Padrino said...

fucking fig newtons

Keef said...

FBI spokesman Jason Pack said it did not appear the incident was related to terrorism.



Sounds like terrorism to me

El Padrino said...

"Who takes a 3 month old baby to a midnight showing of Batman?"

this question is all over the interwebs

Keef said...

What level is the LOV footyball league? Varsity?

El Padrino said...

after bgep's partay* i will buy an xbux*

scouts honor

Keef said...

0%

tem said...

el pad never lies.


meiz set it to varsity.

tem said...

i'm sure he can change it.

Mize said...

"What level is the LOV footyball league? Varsity?"

We can do varsity, but I have it set at All-American. I've just always played fooyball games one level from the hardest.

Mize said...

"Who takes a 3 month old baby to a midnight showing of Batman?"

The same morons that take their infants and small children to the Grafton fireworks and sit at the bottom of the hill where it's impossibly loud

tem said...

all american is fine with me. so is varsity. whatever is fine with me.

Mize said...

same here. Whatever the consensus is.

Mize said...

I get to wail on Keith almost every year in conference play

Keef said...

So how does this work. We just all play a regular dynasty and sometimes we'll play against each other if our teams are on the schedule?

tem said...

yes

tem said...

except the week can't advance until everyone plays.

so you can't play 5 of your games before i've even played 1.

Mize said...

Yeah, I think that's it. We play the same seasons and whatnot and might play each other. Or we can set it up so we're on one another's schedule every year. That's how my friends used to do it back in the day.

Keef said...

OK. Just an FYI, I usually only play on the weekends

tem said...

we can meet in the title game every year.

meiz and keith will play a lot.

Keef said...

not in a gay way

tem said...

"Just an FYI, I usually only play on the weekends"

that's why we should play each other as few times as possible.

tem said...

lining up schedules is tough.

we all have shit to do and don't game 4 hours every night.

El Padrino said...

mad busy yo

Keef said...

we all have shit to do and don't game 4 hours every night.



except mize

S

Keef said...

This is going to be an epic fail

Keef said...

It'll be smooth for like 2 weeks

tem said...

like keith stone? the keystone light guy. he is always smooth.

El Padrino said...

One of the victims who’s been confirmed dead is Jennifer Redfield, a sports blogger for Busted Coverage, who narrowly escaped a mall shooting in Toronto earlier in the year. The last entry on her blog is her account of that day.

Keef said...

Her real name is Jessica Ghawi

Keef said...

redhead. Gross

Keef said...

Tennessee Titans receiver Kenny Britt has been arrested for a DUI at Fort Campbell, Ky., sources have told ESPN.



Clown

Mize said...

"we all have shit to do and don't game 4 hours every night."

Says the guy who gets 9-10 hours of sleep every night

Blue said...

i'll be able to play at night after like 9pm MST

and on weekends

El Padrino said...

This is going to be an epic fail

this

Blue said...

no, it's going to be epic awesome

Mize said...

I also made the Mountain West or whatever conference Boise is in an automatic BCS bid dealy.

Mize said...

LP has video game envy. It's okay to admit it.

Blue said...

Boise State joins the big least next year, do they get to swap conferences?

Mize said...

"Boise State joins the big least next year, do they get to swap conferences?"


That will happen. You can rejig the conferences around and stuff. It's pretty cool they let you do that.

Keef said...

Says the guy who gets 9-10 hours of sleep every night



This

Keef said...

maybe I should quit HD so I can footyball during the week

El Padrino said...

LP has video game envy. It's okay to admit it.

keef said it

El Padrino said...

taking down the paterno statue after all

Blue said...

not for nothing...12 people dying sucks.

i'm amazed that it wasn't worse.

could have been 50 or 100.

dude's mug shot looks all smug and happy

Keef said...

He was dressed up as the joker

Keef said...

Seems to have some crazy bomb contraptions set up in his crib

El Padrino said...

i know this guy was walking around shooting people but im just a little suprised no one like was able to tackle? him i guess?

tough no clue what i would do, probably cower then take off when i think i can

Blue said...

he filled the place with smoke before shooting

Blue said...

or gas or whatever

Keef said...

North Carolina will mark Hakeem Nicks' school records with an asterisk after he was ruled to be competing while academically ineligible during his final season in 2008, the university said Thursday, according to the The Raleigh News and Observer.

Keef said...

tough no clue what i would do, probably cower then take off when i think i can




Yeah. I'm pretty sure I would get down on the floor behind the chairs and try to gtfo of there as soon as I could

El Padrino said...

i dont think anyone in america even noticed the 10 player trade between the astros/blue jays

tem said...

if you are sitting in the back you aren't running all the way to the front to tackle him.

only shot was front row people and more than likely they were high school or jr high kids.

El Padrino said...

he filled the place with smoke before shooting

i know, just thinking out loud

tem said...

basically you are jumping on the cm and just hoping you don't get shot.

El Padrino said...

yeah the whole theater was a bunch of nerds and tennagers

tem said...

someone in a bat man costume should have fought him.

Keef said...

they showed the video from that cell phone on one of the news sites and you see people coming out in batman costumes. Shit makes me lol

Keef said...

someone in a bat man costume should have fought him.



Batman dies

/LP

Blue said...

one of the videos online, a kid comes walking out in a full batman costume.

not sure which theater he was in though

El Padrino said...

the alive one

El Padrino said...

armed security gaurds at movies?

Blue said...

i guess that's not his mugshot..it's his student ID from medical school

Keef said...

armed security gaurds at movies?



The ones by me usually have cops out front because of all the kids that are loitering around

Keef said...

batman costume DOUBLE DRAGON!

Keef said...

Screaming, panicked moviegoers scrambled to escape from the black-clad gunman, who wore a gas mask and randomly shot as he walked up the theater's steps, witnesses said.

tem said...

too bad steve wasn't there and it wasn't a cracker barrel. things would have gone down differently.

same with mark wahlberg...too bad he didn't go to that theatre.

Mize said...

So our fairly attractive administrative assistant gal is wearing a Nickelback sweatshirt today. With no irony or sarcastic tenor.

I am thoroughly disappointed.

Blue said...

"same with mark wahlberg...too bad he didn't go to that theatre."

this never would have happened at "Ted"

Blue said...

tiger lurking

Keef said...

So our fairly attractive administrative assistant gal is wearing a Nickelback sweatshirt today.


booooo

Blue said...

"However Lee denied that Bynum had a list of preferred destinations, saying he and Bynum chuckled when they read reports while on vacation in Alaska last week indicating he had already made such decisions.

"I looked at it and he looked it and we both wondered where it came from," Lee said."

bynum takes vacations with his agent?

Mize said...

"booooo"


The worst part is I don't know her well enough yet to make fun of her for it.

Mize said...

Breer's may or may not have offered Greinke something in the neighborhood of Matt Cain money.

Whatever

Keef said...

The worst part is I don't know her well enough yet to make fun of her for it.



Is she WT?

Mize said...

No, not as far as I can tell. She is a single mom though.

Mize said...

I want to make it clear that there is NFW we're betting on this weekend series.

Blue said...

bitch

tem said...

"bynum takes vacations with his agent?"

hell yeah. the agent can write off the whole trip.

and probably make bynum pay for it too somehow.

Keef said...

She is a single mom though.


How old is she, how old is her kid?

Keef said...

I want to make it clear that there is NFW we're betting on this weekend series.



wussbag

Mize said...

"How old is she, how old is her kid?"

Jesus, I don't know. I think she's right around 30.

Keef said...

I think we're going to get this today

Keef said...

Jesus, I don't know. I think she's right around 30.



Just trying to see if she's WT

Keef said...

Because Nickelback is WT

Blue said...

i think i'm going to buy that lexus version of the prius..

tem said...

that dog's got no eyes

tem said...

"i think i'm going to buy that lexus version of the prius.."

rich person talk

tem said...

i see, click on the picture and he has eyes.

cute dog.

Mize said...

"Just trying to see if she's WT"


Again, I don't think she is. She's too well spoken and learnded to be WT.

Keef said...

tembagging

Mize said...

"that dog's got no eyes"


LMAO

Mize said...

"Elvis is my name and I just have one request..."Let Me Be Your Teddy Bear"! "


SOLD

tem said...

if you get a dog will csil get jealous and have to get a dog?

Keef said...

if you get a dog will csil get jealous and have to get a dog?



Yeah probably. I actually think cmk wants to get it today because hsil & her bf want to get it, too.

Keef said...

csil's sqft to pet ratio is about 200-1

El Padrino said...

you getting another dog?

Mize said...

One of them died.

Keef said...

8 months ago

Keef said...

Maybe I'll name him Meyer

tem said...

he already has a name

tem said...

its No Eyes Elvis

tem said...

hsil and cmk fighting over a puppy won't end well.

step 1 to you hating hsil.

Keef said...

why do you want me to hate hsil?

tem said...

i don't. i just know it is inevitable.

tem said...

it is a hate being right about that shit /tem situation

Keef said...

oic

Keef said...

KUSA-TV reports that Holmes kicked down an emergency door at the theater




How do you "kick down" an emergency door?

Mize said...

And isn't it federal law that exits like that open to the outside?

Keef said...

Not sure about the law but all of them I've seen open outwards

Keef said...

Joran Van der Sloot, who killed one woman and is the chief suspect in the 2005 disappearance of Natalee Holloway, may have found a woman willing to marry him.
Van der Sloot, who is in a Peruvian prison, is planning to marry a mystery woman inside the Lima lockup, according to tabloids in South America.


That chick is as desperate as csil

tem said...

"How do you "kick down" an emergency door?"

with your feet/legs

Keef said...

with your feet/legs



How?

tem said...

he'll end up hating his inlaws

Mize said...

"Not sure about the law but all of them I've seen open outwards"


Chicago Fire. I'm fairly certain it's a law.

tem said...

like this

Mize said...

I'm out

Keef said...

get out

El Padrino said...

fucking dogshit

tem said...

you face is fucking dogshit

Keef said...

yeah

Keef said...

kids love dogs. Too bad you don't love your kids

El Padrino said...

kids love each other

have another

El Padrino said...

last thing i want is a 70 pound hairy beast running around taking up my space

Keef said...

have another



I think we will

Keef said...

and then another

Keef said...

kids don't always love each other

Keef said...

last thing i want is a 70 pound hairy beast running around taking up my space



Get a house

Keef said...

@NRA_Rifleman
"Good morning, shooters. Happy Friday! Weekend plans?"




too soon

El Padrino said...

d wright and bj upton

El Padrino said...

"and then another"

You are fucking nuts.

El Padrino said...

that slideshow i linked

jason sehorn pick is hilarious

Keef said...

You are fucking nuts.



am not

Keef said...

The Blake Griffin one is hilarious, too

El Padrino said...

we died

El Padrino said...

gun, lawfully purchased

Keef said...

Someone got that dog. I wonder if it was hsil

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