Monday, July 09, 2012

And My Heaven Is A Nice House In The Sky

I don't feel like posting today, but I'll do it because I signed up for it.

I went to Dave on Saturday essentially out of boredom. I wound up having a good helping of fun, but I have to say it was the worst concert going experience I've ever had. This is remarkable because I still had fun, just had to work a little to find the fun. I found a ticket for $45 down in the seated area. I will never ever go to a DMB show with a seat ticket over a lawn ticket. The lawn's where it's at. I'm gonna leave this alone for now and just let it cook in my brain.

Here are a couple of the better pics I snapped.





That last pic is real as steel, man. Those are the folks I need to be with at a show. I love getting lost in a huge crowd and making part-time friends.

...

I think all these teams sending scouts to Brewers game is pretty funny. My guy Noah summed it up best.

“Hey, so we got this tip that the Brewers have a good pitcher. Shack Dankie or something.”
“Zack Greinke? Yeah, he’s very good”
“Oh, you’ve heard of him? Great! Well, we want to send you to take a look at him!”
“Really? I mean, I could probably tell you what you need to know right now.”
“We want to be sure he’s as good as people say!”
“Do you really need to look? The guy would be a good fit on every team…”
“Oh, I don’t know. I can’t imaging we’ve seen much of him!”
“I mean, I could save you, like, a grand if you just bought MLB.tv quick and watched all his starts…”
“Nope! Go on to Milwaukee!”
-Noah Jarosh


Have a decent Monday, gang.

73 comments:

Mize said...

TIRED

Mize said...

Solid start

Mize said...

SHE'S JUST A SMALLTOWN GIRL

Mize said...

Apparently I missed a new add-on at the Dave shows in the last 5 years. Something about "you's a nasty motherfucker" and "shake it motherfucker, shake it motherfucker". That was fun.

Blue said...

you should have just gone and seen phillip phillips, you'd have had the same experience for half the price

tem said...

Wilson phillips?

tem said...

I don't think scouts would ever mention MLB.tv or anything else. They get paid to go to different towns and watch baseball. Thats probably a dream job for them. Anything that could prevent them from getting paid to watch baseball at the stadium (all expenses paid) is probably evil to them.

tem said...

And isn't shack dankie the guy who everyone says would wilt in NYC and hates attention?

Mize said...

I guess you're missing the comedy

Beth said...

I guess you're missing tem pretend to miss the comedy.

Blue said...

you know you can't get a feel for how hard a guy throws on TV

tem said...

there was comedy?

Keef said...

Never

Jugdish said...

there was comedy?


your face

Blue said...

my butt

Keef said...

Jug
Was that mize in your text?

Mize said...

Yeah, apparently there's a sitting down to pee joke in there.

Blue said...

you're the meaning in my life...you're my inspiration

Jugdish said...

Jug Was that mize in your text?


Yes

Downloaded a new app called ”id cap that”

Mize said...

I'll cap your face

Aitch said...

Big day

Aitch said...

I may give up on the Sox even earlier this year than I did last. They're on the path to becoming the new Mess*

Blue said...

is it awful that I was rooting for the rockies to lose yesterday so they'd have the worst record in baseball at the All-Star Break...all by themselves.

as it is, they're tied with the Cubs for the worst.

Aitch said...

Good point, Blue. Things could be worse...

tem said...

you think freak offed himself with manning being a bronco and the cubs sucking?

Blue said...

maybe cargo can win the HR derby tonight..

doubtful...

Blue said...

my one good AP clerk just quit to move to AZ to live with her boyfriend


fuck

Blue said...

fucking Arizona

Aitch said...

Hire Mize. He's already the best AP clerk you've ever had.

Mize said...

Naturally

tem said...

AP clerks are a dime a dozen.

tem said...

good ones aren't though. but they never stay.

Blue said...

exactly

we were going to promote her, had all kinds of plans..

oh well

Mize said...

Don't get married, kids.

Blue said...

Cain and Verlander the starters tomorrow night


take that dickey

tem said...

you should have known better

Blue said...

i win my bet that EP would not make

Blue said...

EP, your name for the rest of this week is

I suck ballz

tem said...

dickey not starting is BS.

just because the catcher might not handle it.

tem said...

oh yeah i owe keith a name.

tem said...

keith's name is up on my blog page

Mize said...

EP needs an I ♥ Dickey shirt.

Mize said...

Flatulence!

Mize said...

I'm pretty surprised by the lack of Prince Fielder coverage in Milwaukee this year.

Blue said...

prince who?

Blue said...

they all just move on

tem said...

T Jokes had an I heart Dickey shirt for years

tem said...

stellar day

tem said...

"According to sources the Nets would receive Howard, Jason Richardson, Chris Duhon and Earl Clark in the proposed deal. The Magic would get Brook Lopez in a sign-and-trade, Luke Walton, Damion James, Shelden Williams, Armon Johnson and three first-round picks -- two from the Nets and a lottery protected first from the Clippers. The Cavs would get Kris Humphries in a sign-and-trade, Quentin Richardson, Sundiata Gaines, a first round pick from the Nets and three million in cash. The Clippers would receive MarShon Brooks."


basketball has the best trades

Blue said...

wow

Mize said...

Gotta work around that luxury tax.

Also, you can actually develop the talent unlike in the NFL.

Blue said...

so they would have Deron williams, Joe Johnson, Dwight Howard, Gerald WAllace, and Jason Richardson?

Mize said...

It feels like the Bucks always make lateral moves.

tem said...

and earl clark

tem said...

i wonder how legit the sources are. that trade would be awesome.

tem said...

"Gotta work around that luxury tax."

NO /russian billionaire.

tem said...

has there ever even been a three team trade in the NFL?

Mize said...

"i wonder how legit the sources are. that trade would be awesome."


It doesn't strike me as unrealistic

Jugdish said...

keith's name is up on my blog page


Hilarity

Jugdish said...

Also, you can actually develop the talent unlike in the NFL.


whaaa?

I heart Magic Mize said...

Brown chicken brown cowwwwwwwwwww

Mize said...

"keith's name is up on my blog page"


AWESOME

I heart Magic Mize said...

Pasty white face makes that picture

Mize said...

Jug really does love trolling me though.

Jugdish said...

Only pic i had from lov on my phone

I heart Magic Mize said...

Joey bats hitting bombs

Mize said...

So, Trumbo, hey?

Mize said...

H outchere mad again.

Aitch said...

huh?

I heart Magic Mize said...

H is mad? Stop it

Blue said...

got central heating, and i'm alright

Beth said...

You're jumping the gun there blue, central heating is for EP's next set of LOV questions.

tem said...

oops, put the post on the wrong blog.

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