Thursday, June 14, 2012

TPS sucks

I haven't been on LOV much...TPS has been killing me and it will be this way until about mid-August when we have a complaince inspection. I'll on on LOV more after that. Speaking of LOV, I'll need a spotty* start for the next two weeks. I nominate Beth...thanks Beth!! Tem sent a wedding gift on behalf of LOV...thanks tem!! It was hilarity...I was at work the other day and fmjug calls me about a "mystery gift" we got in the mail and she read the card that didn't make any sense to her. She did pronouce Mize's name right, something which I'm still not willing to do. I'll have to post what the card says tonight...thanks again tem! House stuff...we close on Tuesday, so its all done but the moving, which won't happen until after we get back from Hawaii. What sucks for fmjug is when we get back I'll be working almost everyday until Aug 17 to prepare for this inspection, so she will have to do a lot of the organizing once we move. Weekend plans...work. Tomorrow night I'm going out with my brother and some friends for sings and beer. Other than that I'll be working and packing for the wedding and honeymoon. Heading to Arkansas on Wednesday, coming back to Houston on Sunday night, then heading to Hawaii on Monday the 25th. Not much else to say, Go Thunder! I'll try and post some this weekend...GO!

174 comments:

Blue said...

you're getting married?

/lp

Beth said...

"Speaking of LOV, I'll need a spotty* start for the next two weeks. I nominate Beth...thanks Beth!!"

As long as I can get away with Freak-quality posts I'll accept.

tem said...

they have to be freak quality X 2.

still a low bar.

Mize said...

On behalf of the boys, I'll take the time to say you're welcome.

Blue said...

i hope it was "mold a cock"

Beth said...

"they have to be freak quality X 2.

still a low bar."


So like a D plus instead of a D minus then. I can handle that.

Keef said...

I'm gonna miss the Lakeshore Chinooks game, too. Motherfucker!

Blue said...

Matt Cain farts in the Mets general direction

Keef said...

Me too

kod said...

"First Lady Michelle Obama reflects on the one year anniversary of Let's Move in Indian Country."



I first read that as "Let's Move Indian Country", and then "Let's Move into Indian Country"


chuckle, wouldn't have been my first choice of names, but the initiative sounds pretty successful. I like Michelle

tem said...

"Let's Move in Indian Country"

what does this even mean?

tem said...

"I first read that as "Let's Move Indian Country", and then "Let's Move into Indian Country""

she can't be held responsible for how you interpret it.

Blue said...

it means, put down the bottle and cigarettes, and exercise

Keef said...

Hahahahahahaha

Keef said...

Do you still beat your wives?


/stern

Blue said...

"she can't be held responsible for how you interpret it."

she can if she meant to mislead him on porpoise*

Keef said...

Stern should of* responded to Rome's fix question with "that's a clown question, bro"

Blue said...

Listening to Stern...he was totally right. No serious journalist asks that question unless they're looking to start a fight.

Did Stern handle it right..no.

But he's right, Rome has made a name for himself by having "radio muscles" and creating controversy.

The only thing Stern should have done, was when Rome was going off about the Cheap Tricks and Cheap Thrills commment...Stern should have called Rome, Chrissy...and that would have got the point accross.

Beth said...

"Stern should of* responded to Rome's fix question with "that's a clown question, bro"

But then the United States Professional Clown Association (USPCA) would demand an apology (at least in Tem's world).

Beth said...

"Did Stern handle it right..no."

I greatly enjoyed how Stern handled it.

Blue said...

Oh, i totally enjoyed how Stern handled it.

Blue said...

But as the representative of a Billion dollar business..prpbably not the best

Blue said...

The "i gotta go call Stephen A Smith" part was hilarious.

tem said...

I greatly enjoyed how Stern handled it.


that's what she said.

tem said...

Stern DGAF

El Padrino said...

jugs busy

Beth said...

"that's what she said."

Yes, that is what I said, what's your point?

s

tem said...

ha, i'd never heard a girl respond as such. very original. s

El Padrino said...

so an unearned run snaps the scoreless streak?

is that right?

tem said...

yes. it is a score.

Aitch said...

Does an unearned run count on the scoreboard?

Aitch said...

My favorite part of the Stern interview was his play on Rome's tv show, when he said "Now Jime Rome is Pouting?"

I don't know if he did it on purpose, but it made me chuckle.

tem said...

Jim Rome sucks.

I am in favor of anyone giving him a hard time.

Tyler said...

"I was at work the other day and fmjug calls me about a "mystery gift" we got in the mail and she read the card that didn't make any sense to her."

Same thing happened to me. CMTyler opened it and said, "Who the hell is Mize?"

Aitch said...

Scott Brown is running for re-election to the Senate seat he won after Ted Kennedy died. One of his campaign commercials is his wife talking about how great of a guy and dad he is. Then she says that Brown understands that this recession has been especially tough in women...

My question is how so? How has this economy/recession been tougher on women than men?

tem said...

less sugar daddies

El Padrino said...

"Matt Cain wasn't just perfect Wednesday night. He may have tossed the greatest game in MLB history."

stop it

El Padrino said...

"Same thing happened to me."

and me
(baby gift)

tem is a swell guy

Spaceman Spiff said...

""Matt Cain wasn't just perfect Wednesday night. He may have tossed the greatest game in MLB history."

stop it"

found EP and keef's brethren in the comments

Sf711Kevin
Cain through 22 shutout inning in the 2010 post season
3 Minutes Ago

Member Name Hidden
but you missed elementary spelling class
2 Minutes Ago

Sf711Kevin
got a masters degree this is not a paper to be graded

El Padrino said...

funny

El Padrino said...

fucking grammar police

Keef said...

so an unearned run snaps the scoreless streak?

is that right?




Staps a scoreless streak, obviously. But Hershiser's streak was not giving up an earned run, I think.

El Padrino said...

Staps

Knows English

Blue said...

hershisers streak is scoreless innings.

Keef said...

staps is grate

Blue said...

"He is also holds the Major League record for most consecutive scoreless innings pitched, pitching 59 consecutive innings without giving up a run from August 30, 1988 to September 28, 1988"

blessed be

Blue said...

he is also.


Wikipedia deems it so

Blue said...

i love that his wikipedia picture is with him promoting poker stars

Keef said...

The scoreless innings streak ended on April 5, 1989, in Cincinnati. Barry Larkin ended the string in the top of the first by singling, moving to second on an errant pickoff throw by Hershiser, and scoring on a Todd Benzinger single


LARKIN!

Keef said...

hershisers streak is scoreless innings.



my fault

Tyler said...

tem is a swell guy

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

bittersweet GIF for meiz

El Padrino said...

fair enough

jus sayin dickey didnt give up the run

error, passed ball, passed ball

ground out

Keef said...

fucking grammar police



Fucking people who can't spell basic words

Keef said...

jus sayin dickey didnt give up the run

error, passed ball, passed ball

ground out





You know what the response to this is

El Padrino said...

i do

i accept

El Padrino said...

Fucking people who can't spell basic words

sort of the point sf17 was making

we can

Keef said...

sort of the point sf17 was making

we can



Oh, right. If it's being graded, you would spell threw correctly. But it's not being graded so intelligence goes out the winder*

El Padrino said...

exactly

Blue said...

"my fault"

apology accepted

El Padrino said...

i wouldnt say intelligence though

grammar

Keef said...

So are Tyler & TP meeting up on Seattle?

Keef said...

*in Seattle

Tyler said...

I am not in Seattle. That was my Mom's goofy boyfriend being goofy.

Blue said...

it sounded like a romantic rendezvous

Keef said...

OIC

El Padrino said...

love this, creating your own meme

Blue said...

stupid memes

Tyler said...

Craig Sager and his wife own a sports bar in Atlanta called Jocks and Jills Sports Grill
and some of his suits are on display there.

Beth needs to go there and report back.

Tyler said...

CraigSagersSuits: With all the attention his suits get, has he ever considered launching his own line of suits, shoes or ties?

Stacy Sager: He has been approached several times about starting his own clothing line for suits and/or ties. When the right opportunity arises, I know he would embrace it.

Someone needs to make this a reality, goddammit.

Blue said...

David Stern: With all the attention Craig Sager's suits get, is he still beating his wife?

Blue said...

Sager is on the field for Hank Aaron's record breaking HR.

he's at home plate with all the other crowd...you can see him and his crazy clothes in the video

Keef said...

Bryce Harper: That's a clown question, bro.

Keef said...

I didn't know Harper was mormon

El Padrino said...

douche not moron

Keef said...

what?

Blue said...

HA

El Padrino said...

gems

Keef said...

gems


You're not getting graded on this

Blue said...

how can you expect him to pay attention to details like that

Keef said...

The English language is a BEAST

Aitch said...

EP is grate*

Keef said...

VOTTO!

Beth said...

"Beth needs to go there and report back."

I've been to Jocks & Jills many times but have to admit I've never really paid attention to any suits there (well other than the ones being worn by attorneys).

El Padrino said...

this sucks

Blue said...

Tiger is even through 10

Blue said...

tiger about to go -1

Blue said...

bubba watson is not great

Blue said...

"tiger about to go -1"

or not

Blue said...

missing a 3 foot putt for birdie sucks

tem said...

i would have made eagle /LP

Blue said...

if I practice enough I could make a 3 foot birdie putt

El Padrino said...

tiger aint winning shit

tem said...

tem picked against tiger.

tiger is a lock to win.

Blue said...

he's hitting it pretty well

in 4th place (technically)

Blue said...

he' golfing* pretty well

*fized

kod said...

"Then she says that Brown understands that this recession has been especially tough in women...

My question is how so? How has this economy/recession been tougher on women than men?"


-it hasn't, but Scott Brown is running against a woman, plus, woman are more inclined to vote democrat....it's just typical political pandering (but don't get me wrong, Dems do it just as much as Repubs, ns)

Keef said...

GOLF IS A NOUN!

/mize

kod said...

"I first read that as "Let's Move Indian Country", and then "Let's Move into Indian Country""

"she can't be held responsible for how you interpret it."



that was pretty grate, even at my own expense, I laughed

tem said...

"plus, woman are more inclined"

LP is rubbing off on him

Keef said...

Fucking Jay Bruce. 9 goddman runs, and he can't even get a hit

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Keef said...

Rome is an idiot for asking it. He was basically asking Stern if he committed a felony.

Keef said...

Irregardless*, the exchange was hilarity

tem said...

your face is hilarity

Keef said...

JOHAN!

El Padrino said...

Fucking Jay Bruce. 9 goddman runs, and he can't even get a hit

trade for Bay

Keef said...

ha

Spaceman Spiff said...

thats white jesus youre talking about

10 hail marys and 5 our fathers for you

Mize said...

Should I tell you about my crazy dream from last night or should I save it for Monday's post. It was awesome.

Mize said...

I'm starting to get irritable with these truckers. These dudes just do not listen.

Keef said...

Does the dream have anything to do with a Robin Yount fishing lure?

Mize said...

No, it does not. I still want that damn thing though.

Mize said...

It's got lots of other stuff like sex, booze, scandal, olympic athletes, Kemps milk, cops, huge illegal underground operations, vacationing, it was quite the epic dream.

Mize said...

No fuckin way I'd go up in the space needle.

El Padrino said...

fag

Mize said...

U Mad Bro?

El Padrino said...

people that are afraid of heights don't have any common sense

common sense says you aren't going to fall

Keef said...

No fuckin way I'd go up in the space needle.




pussy

Keef said...

people that are afraid of heights don't have any common sense



nice

Mize said...

I dropped a terrific "Who Hurt You, When Are You Happy" on the WI Sports Blog's twitter the other night. Dude didn't like me poo-pooing his lame LeBron joke. He even responded with when he is happiest. I got a hardy chuckle out of it.

Mize said...

"people that are afraid of heights don't have any common sense"


People that claim to scrimp by living in New York when they work in New Jersey, but refuse to live in a more affordable area don't have any common sense.

Common sense tells you to move somewhere more affordable.

tem said...

i had a suite dream last night too

Keef said...

Common sense tells you to move somewhere more affordable.


mize knows

El Padrino said...

"Common sense tells you to move somewhere more affordable."

i can afford where i live

tem said...

fucking high school kid wins the lottery.

actually good for him.

better than some old redneck.

Blue said...

some guy just yelled "MEDIUM RARE" after tiger tee'd off

El Padrino said...

so i do live in a more affordable area

jagaloon

tem said...

"Accuser: Sandusky called self 'tickle monster'"

i'm going to hell for laughing at that.

Mize said...

"so i do live in a more affordable area"


Then don't cry poor.

Keef said...

I can't remember, is cmlp working now?

tem said...

working on having another kid

Blue said...

Tiger finishes -1...tied for 2nd

Keef said...

working on having another kid



oof

tem said...

yesterday someone tolt* me that their neice looks like me.

then they axed cmtem if she was keeping track of me.

cmtem gave them a ::blank stare::

thank goodness.

i would have been pissed if i got in trouble because some 3 month old looks like me.

Blue said...

the baby was bald huh?

El Padrino said...

"Then don't cry poor."

when did i cry poor

i think i may have said i wish i could afford a house here or something to that effect

El Padrino said...

"I can't remember, is cmlp working now?"

check her facebook

tem said...

"the baby was bald huh?"

pretty much

El Padrino said...

aja she works like 15 hours a week
one night during week and sat/sun

Keef said...

OIC. Couldn't remember if she was working now. Was gonna say that sucks if she's not working and you're working 2 yobs

Blue said...

oh look the two job buddies getting along

Blue said...

hahaha

drake kicked chris brown's ass.

it's like a pussy fight

El Padrino said...

actually i told her to quit and just let me go on doing it dolo

i'd prefer she didnt, too much of a hassle finding a sitter when our schedule overlaps and for the one day during the week

if i work fri night i have to wake up early which sucks because avg time i get home is 3am

Keef said...

if i work fri night i have to wake up early which sucks because avg time i get home is 3am




Woe

Blue said...

whoa*

Keef said...

The violence started with a gesture of good will, as the often-volatile Brown sent a bottle of champagne to hip-hop star Drake’s table, police sources said.
The rapper had the bubbly returned to Brown with a note reading, “I’m still f------ Rihanna” — and all hell broke loose, the sources said.


hilarity

Blue said...

so here's my number, you can call me, maybe?

El Padrino said...

learn the words

Blue said...

i know the words, but this isn't graded

El Padrino said...

lolz

Blue said...

why do musicians even make music videos anymore?

strictly for youtube?

Blue said...

first half is dem tits second half of the video is dat ass

cinematography at its finest

ToddPacker said...

sotp is wearing an OKC hat today.... seattle people are not happy with that choice

El Padrino said...

luckily they arent homeless

Tyler said...

"Fucking Jay Bruce. 9 goddman runs, and he can't even get a hit"

DO NOT DISRESPECT WHITE JESUS

Keef said...

I like sotp's style

El Padrino said...

me too

El Padrino said...

path train closed = happy hour

Thanks Obama

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

miss your face

Keef said...

that's csil's go to line

Blue said...

that doesn't even make cents*

Keef said...

any time she doesn't see someone for a little while she'll post on their FB "miss your face"

Blue said...

i should be her friend on FB

Keef said...

you should be on fb

Blue said...

iguess i'd have to join to be her fried

Keef said...

fried rice

Spaceman Spiff said...

chicken fried steak

Mize said...

Holy shit, am I glad to be the entire fuck out of the customer service department. What a fucking trainwreck.

Keef said...

Well of course it went to shit when you left

Mize said...

Apology accepted

Keef said...

But the company is going to stay afloat, right? Gosh, I hope so

ToddPacker said...

post mariner game drinking in some dive in downtown seattle.... manny's is the beer of choice apparently

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