Friday, June 22, 2012

Q&A With El Pad sponsored by Glenlivet 12 yeard old Single Malt Scotch

Do your parents strike you growing up? 
Yes.  Both.

Did they run the AC in the summer?
Only in their bedroom so we'd sleep on the floor most summers.  Until about age 12 then we had on in the living room and we'd sleep on the pull out couch.

Did you remember your first kiss?
Yes.  In Brooklyn we called making out "going".  You'd say yea I went with her or yeah we are going together to explain to friends your "dating".  I can school you all on Brooklyn talk during the Summit.

What was your mothers best dish?
My mother was a BEAST in the kitchen.  She was puerto rican ya know.  But we were brought up "Italian Style".  So she knew all the classics.  On top of killer spanish food so I'd have to say despite the love for a mean plate of rice and beans I loved her fresh manicotti.  Best I ever ate.  Fresh made pasta filled with fresh ricotta topped with her marinara with a meatball.  Up there for last meal considerations.

First car?
1988 or 89 can't remember Buick Oldmobile station wagon with the wood paneling on the side.  White.

Best friend?
Now or past. Doesn't make sense right.  My best out of town friend is my boy Rob he lives in Florida.  We were tight when I moved to Florida we got along great and if I didn't move back the NYC I'd imagine we'd be boys, I mean we still are we talk all the time not something I do with any other friend I got there.  My best friend here is my boy Wolf.

How many fights have you gotten into?
Define fight.  I punched this kid Daryl square in the face because my dad told me too.  He stole my money twice and he was big so I was sort of shook.  Dad wasn't having that he got me fired up, probably the last day I ever was actually afraid of someone.  Like Biggie said, Niggas Bleed Just Like Us.  He basically said no one likes to get punched in the face.  Boy was he right.  So I don't count that.  I remember 6 fights.  None since age 23 was the last one.  Outside a bar.

Have you ever committed a crime?
Absolutely.  Several.  Not proud of any of them.  In fact I get a little embarrassed.  I broke into a few cars, would start them and get out so the KHB could joyride in them.  (Kings Highway Boys).  I shoplifted a few times.  Got arrested once for doing so.  Actually that time I was switching tags at Burlington Coat factory trying to get top merchandise for 75% less for some stupid reason.  Pretty sure that was Rob's idea.  Graffitti summons.  Sold pot.  I was arrested for endangering the public for driving 115MPH on Forest Hill Blvd. in Florida.  Both that and the shoplifiting charges were dropped after a plea deal.  Pleaded no contest and was placed on probation for 6 months and did 40 hours of community service.  Moved back to NYC in June of 1998 a month after probation expired.

What was your first job?
Bagger at Publix.  Then I bussed tables at a diner.  Then a painter, I painted a library and a few muncipal buildings with an uncle.  Then Walgreens.  Then Rite-Aid and some side work.  I've pretty much always had 2 jobs.  Even if one of them was sparse or once a week.  Also I used to DJ but only house parties and no equipment I had two shelf systems I'd lug around with me, 4 cassettes at a time and treat them like a dj would treat two turntables minus the scratching.  I made my own mixtapes and sold them in school, work, etc.  My name was DJ Tone.  NS.

Favorite sports moment?
Easy.  18-1.

Are you afraid of anything?
Yes.  Getting fat.  NS.  Just the inevitability of things like beer bellies and shit like that.  I'd like to avoid all of that shit.  So far so good.

One more.....

Any regrets?
Yes and no.  So yes got it / Keef.  Here's the thing.
  You shouldn't have any regrets.  I feel like it's a bad state of mind.  But I do wish honestly that I would have given baseball a fair shake.  I was really good.  Not just saying this in the El Pad style of WORK, I was very good.  As a freshman I started in high school, then I moved to Florida and started as a sophmore on the varsity team.  I broke the school record of stolen bases (got a letter about 3 years ago saying it was broken) I closed games.  Junior year had some good numbers repped the school in an all-star game.  Then I quit.  Was playing travel ball, quit that too.  Quit soccer, quit football, quit everything but getting high and fucking bitches.  Was dumb.  I'd like to blame my mother but it's on me.  That's a cop out.  So what she was drunk all the time.  I just wish I gave baseball a shot when I moved back to NYC I tried out for the CUNY Team and made first and second cut.  Didn't make the third.  Never tried again.  No regrets though life has turned out pretty well.  (Sounds like a regret to me.  /keef)

As.

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Beth said...

Let me save keef some time later:

"Do your parents strike you growing up?"

Knows english

/keith

Beth said...

"How many fights have you gotten into?"

"Define fight."


The above was hilarity to me. He asks himself a question but then asks himself to define part of the question.

ep isn't even clear to ep.

Beth said...

All joking aside, (mostly) interesting post EP. I think it could be cool if each LOV member at some point did a somewhat similar Q&A.

Beth said...

Beth, feel free to post a T&A instead of a Q&A

/lov

Mize said...

I'll do the same Q&A, and maybe add in some others if I think of them over the weekend.

tem said...

Is this a very special LOV post?

Mize said...

Seriously, I hate IE. What a trash browser.

tem said...

And it sounds like you called dating "going." Not making out.

tem said...

Supposed to say your best friend is cmep. ROMANCE

Mize said...

"Supposed to say your best friend is cmep. ROMANCE"


I thought this exact same thing. I am of the opinion that the person you marry is your best friend.

Mize said...

Strawberry Fest and Giro d'Grafton this weekend. Hello booze!

Mize said...

Summer Sounds tonight. Shots Shots Shots Shots Shots Shots Shots Shots

Mize said...

I called a dude named Kevin 'Keith' the other day. I laughed.

Beth said...

"Supposed to say your best friend is cmep. ROMANCE"

Tem knows.

(Of course he's still in the honeymoon phase, let's see what he says in 5 years.)

Beth said...

"I'll do the same Q&A, and maybe add in some others if I think of them over the weekend."

I really am curious to read mize's Q&A.

ns

Beth said...

"I am of the opinion that the person you marry is your best friend."

I'm sure deluxe would say yes if you asked...

Mize said...

It makes me really uncomfortable when dude says I'm his best friend to other people. I better not be the best friend that dude has. His wife's got to be.

Mize said...

This chick that sets up appointments for Tyson uses a pink font color in her email. Her name is Ashli. These 2 things are not surprising in conjunction.

Beth said...

I bet when she writes her name she dots the i with a heart.

Mize said...

Or a smiley

Mize said...

Man, these southern broads got me falling in love over the phone. SHOOK.

tem said...

i bet she is black /mandatory lov racist comment

tem said...

"Man, these southern broads got me falling in love over the phone. SHOOK."

voices like that everywhere man.

tem said...

"Man, these southern broads got me falling in love over the phone. SHOOK."

not impressed

tem said...

i seriously doubt i will do this type of Q&A as a post.

i'm not really an interesting person.

Beth said...

"not impressed"

I'm not impressed with your face.

Beth said...

"i seriously doubt i will do this type of Q&A as a post"

Trying to discourage temhio tourism I see.

Blue said...

we called whatever boyfriend/gf thing was when you were in Jr High "going together" too.

i'd refer to it as dating, but we never went on any dates

Blue said...

if facebook was back then it would be "in a relationship"

but those are big words for brooklyn I know

tem said...

who won the game last night?

tem said...

"not impressed"

it is a summit II joke. meiz knows what i mean.

Blue said...

moving day. Moving into real office space as opposed to converted condos


goodbye to my master bathroom

Keef said...

Good post

Mize said...

"it is a summit II joke. meiz knows what i mean"


A bad 30 year old woman >>>>>>>>>>> a hot 19 year old chick. That's all I'm saying.

Keef said...

Although it proves that the only thing that interests LP is LP

Mize said...

Run DMC bad, not bad bad.

Beth said...

"it is a summit II joke. meiz knows what i mean."

You boys and your inside jokes...

tem said...

we called it going together too.

we just used that to mean dating.

we didn't use it to mean making out.

Beth said...

"Although it proves that the only thing that interests LP is LP"

Consider this indicator number 1 million of that.

tem said...

but the "I'm not impressed with your face" comment was solid

Tyler said...

"I can school you all on Brooklyn talk during the Summit."

This made me laugh the loudest.

Tyler said...

The above was hilarity to me. He asks himself a question but then asks himself to define part of the question.

^^^^^^

I would pay cash money for a video of EP writing this post on the computer.

tem said...

LP is also interested in:

calling the plays
tang
NYC
keeping kids less than 1 foot from the TV
wolf
fozzie bear
french banks
mcdonalds
1/2 inch increments
Mess
Nets

Tyler said...

Seriously, I hate IE. What a trash browser.

There are like 5000 other browsers out there. Pick one.

Keef said...

A bad 30 year old woman >>>>>>>>>>> a hot 19 year old chick. That's all I'm saying



what do you know about either?

Aitch said...

Just caught up on yesterday's post and this one. Lots of hilarity all around. Well done, kids.

Aitch said...

Mize is still crazy. Those girls were smokin hot. Especially the one with the six shooter tat.

Aitch said...

I'm kind of bummed that NDR's last show is tomorrow. 5 years of building something up just to see it end. Kinda sucks.

Go ahead and clown me, As.

Tyler said...

I'm kind of bummed that NDR's last show is tomorrow.

Me too, I'm going to miss all of the Facebook invites.

tem said...

"I'm kind of bummed that NDR's last show is tomorrow"

didn't they already play their last show once before?

tem said...

are you going to make any "there isn't going to be any morenew day rising" jokes?

last day setting?

Aitch said...

The sun has set on the new day that rose?

tem said...

you can sing don't let the sun go down on me

Mize said...

"This made me laugh the loudest."


As if the rest of the country doesn't have slang.

Beth said...

But Brooklyn has the best slang dammit!

s

Votto's sack on my chin said...

I'm kind of bummed that NDR's last show is tomorrow. 5 years of building something up just to see it end. Kinda sucks.


WOE

Votto's sack on my chin said...

"Although it proves that the only thing that interests LP is LP"

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

Votto's sack on my chin said...

"Supposed to say your best friend is cmep. ROMANCE"

was talking bros

but yes cmep is my best bud and it's cool she lets me hit it once in awhile and beared my kids

pretty much marriage

Votto's sack on my chin said...

when talking friends and not talking relatives because im very close to a few cousins i define best freinds as the :

guy you'd call if you were in a jam, would never tell a soul of this jam, and drop everything to come help you out of the jam no matter what no questions asked

Votto's sack on my chin said...

"As if the rest of the country doesn't have slang."

just some preface-ing, im aware of that

Mize said...

"what do you know about either?"


I'm taking this as S

Votto's sack on my chin said...

And it sounds like you called dating "going." Not making out.

same word it has double use

see below example

where were you?

going with melissa in the schoolyard (tongue action)

oh like that?

yeah we are going together now. (shes mine)

nice

Blue said...

what do you call sexytime in brooklyn?

Mize said...

"guy you'd call if you were in a jam, would never tell a soul of this jam, and drop everything to come help you out of the jam no matter what no questions asked"


I have zero of those.

Mize said...

"Mize is still crazy. Those girls were smokin hot. Especially the one with the six shooter tat."


Dime a dozen, bruh.

Beth said...

"I have zero of those."

Sis?

Mize said...

"Sis?"

Not a chance.

Tyler said...

Mize would just have to roll the dead hooker up in the carpet and dispose of the body himself. Woe.

Mize said...

"Mize would just have to roll the dead hooker up in the carpet and dispose of the body himself. Woe."


I wouldn't ask anybody to help in the first place. The fewer people involved in the dirt, the better off you'll be.

Votto's sack on my chin said...

what do you call sexytime in brooklyn?

universal language acceptable

Votto's sack on my chin said...

"I have zero of those."

sorry

Votto's sack on my chin said...

"I have zero of those."

IAMKRIS24
DRAGONFLYJONEZ

some of the coolest people you met online i thought

Blue said...

mine would be my pops.

if shit went down, he's who i'd call

Blue said...

of course he spends his life living in hawaii drinking ginger margaritas...so i'd be fucked

Votto's sack on my chin said...

worst thing about heat winning is spolestra is a champ

Spaceman Spiff said...

double dose of tem UFC picks requested

tem said...

spolestra is a great coach now

Keef said...

An estimated $41 billion worth of gift cards went unused between 2005 and 2011.

tem said...

"double dose of tem UFC picks requested"

i only know 4 people on the saturday card. it is a bunch of injury replacements now that i have never heard of.

Mize said...

"An estimated $41 billion worth of gift cards went unused between 2005 and 2011."


I have a $25 Outback gift card to use.

Tyler said...

"i only know 4 people on the saturday card. it is a bunch of injury replacements now that i have never heard of."

Like that's supposed to stop you.

Keef said...

I'm taking this as S




Nothing. Got it.

Votto's sack on my chin said...

i had a "I drive a dodge stratus" argument w/cmep last night

Votto's sack on my chin said...

"An estimated $41 billion worth of gift cards went unused between 2005 and 2011."

that really chaps my ass for some reason

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i only know 4 people on the saturday card. it is a bunch of injury replacements now that i have never heard of."

TUF brazil guys all over that card, don't know them either

tonight has a ton of TUF guys and smaller but recognizable names, some decent name guys too

tonights card > tomorrows PPV

Spaceman Spiff said...

have a few unused gift cards. people use them as Christmas stocking stuffers. never use the jamba juice ones

tem said...

UFC TALK:

Gray Maynard vs. Clay Guida

I have always been pretty indifferent to Guida. He is fun to watch, but not that fun. He tries hard and looks like Jesus. Maynard looks like a huge dickhead. He acts and looks like someone I hate before ever meeting him. I hope Guida wins, but if he does it will be because Maynard gets tired.

Guida is hard to stop, but I think Maynard ends it with a 3rd round TKO. If Maynard shows up out of shape though Guida will win a decision.

Ross Pearson vs. Cub Swanson

Cub has a good name for a sports person. Ross has a good name for a dork on TV. I think Pearson wins beause that is my sister in law's last name.

Brian Ebersole vs. TJ Waldburger

I don't know this TJ guy. I know Ebersole. I'll pick Ebersole. He is probably related to Dick.

Sam Stout vs. Spencer Fisher

Rubber match between the two. Of course Spencer is like 100 years old now. Or at least in fight years he is. I don't think Spencer has the jaw for this anymore. He loses by 2nd round KO. Sam Stout wins and people start thinking he is good, but he is just OK.

tem said...

"tonights card > tomorrows PPV"

^^^^ X infinity

tem said...

"I have a $25 Outback gift card to use."

probably only worth $20 now because of fees.

send it to jug.

Keef said...

Outback's steaks are too high class for mize anyway

tem said...

UFC talk:

Silva beats Franklin.

I'll stick with my dream on this. Franklin does well and then somehow a spinning backfist leads to him getting knocked the fuck out.

Fabricio Werdum vs. Mike Russow

We're dumb is the best fighter Russow has ever faced. I don't think Werdum is that great anymore, but in front of his home fans against a guy who never has fought in this big of a match I think he wins. I'll even go so far as to predict it will be a questionable stoppage that Russow disagrees with.

tem said...

i don't know anyone in the other fights on the PPV.

Mize said...

Screw it. Installed Firefox

Keef said...

nice

tem said...

i'll do tonights prelims later. i know some of those guys.

i don't know anyone on the prelims tomorrow.

Spaceman Spiff said...

how is that a "screw it"

Blue said...

big step for meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Tulowitzki will undergo arthroscopic surgery to remove scar tissue irritating a nerve in his groin, likely sidelining the two-time all-star shortstop for eight weeks."

Mize said...

"how is that a "screw it""


Not corporate approved.

Keef said...

But you're a special case

Keef said...

Mets closer Frank Francisco showed no fear in taking a swipe at his Bronx counterparts, calling the Yankees "chickens" on the eve of their weekend matchup.
"I can't wait to strike out those chickens," Francisco told the Post. "I want to strike out the side against them. I've done it before."




shaddup

Aitch said...

"i only know 4 people on the saturday card. it is a bunch of injury replacements now that i have never heard of."

Because your picks are normally very accurate...

Keef said...

Good for him

Votto's sack on my chin said...

i hate frank francisco

he's armando benitez all over again

Spaceman Spiff said...

Taken 2 Trailer

was more pumped for the movie before watching the trailer

Votto's sack on my chin said...

looks good to me

no calssic line that's why spiff

Votto's sack on my chin said...

my ac smells like fish

must be a bad coil or something i need to fucking fix it now i dont want to drop 3 hundo on a new one

Aitch said...

The A/C in your car smells?

Mize said...

"The A/C in your car smells?"


Does EP drive to work?

Aitch said...

Touché.

Keef said...

stop farting in the car

Votto's sack on my chin said...

no home

Tyler said...

"I have always been pretty indifferent to Guida. He is fun to watch, but not that fun. He tries hard and looks like Jesus. Maynard looks like a huge dickhead. He acts and looks like someone I hate before ever meeting him. I hope Guida wins, but if he does it will be because Maynard gets tired."

I used to like Maynard, but for similar reasons you brought up, I dislike him now. I flat out hate Guida, that guy is a huge dickhead. He lands a ton of strikes but can never knock anyone out. He has no power. But since he lands a lot of punches it looks like he's "exciting".

I actually hope that fight ends like the Maynard/Rob Emerson fight from a few years ago; double KO, ruled a No Contest. No one deserves to win that fight.

Tyler said...

Just my opinion.

Tyler said...

That I hope comes true.

Tyler said...

"Screw it. Installed Firefox"

Congratulations, you should have done that seven years ago.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hate guida, he doesnt even land punches, he is just "active"

i like maynard, he is serious

guida won't look as active this fight since his hair won't be flopping around, maynard's team put in a complaint and guida is braiding it

Tyler said...

guida won't look as active this fight since his hair won't be flopping around, maynard's team put in a complaint and guida is braiding it

Nice. Every time I see a Guida fight and he starts wildly throwing punches that don't land I get pissed because Mike Goldberg starts yelling something stupid like "GUIDA DROPPING BOMBS!!!!" It's all because of the hair.

Blue said...

"Tulowitzki will undergo arthroscopic surgery to remove scar tissue irritating a nerve in his groin, likely sidelining the two-time all-star shortstop for eight weeks."

this was done yesterday, he's already walking around, but yeah, they're saying at least 8 weeks

Keef said...

tyler hates jesus

Tyler said...

I would love it if someone paid whoever does the Compu-Strike stats (that they basically ripped off from boxing) for Guida's entire career and they found out that he only lands like 10% of his strikes. That would be great. I'm going to start a kickstarter.

Tyler said...

I think WWE guys land more punches that Guida does.

Tyler said...

It is tough for me to refer to it as "WWE". It's always been WWF to me. Stupid World Wildlife Fund.

Blue said...

form over function

our new corporate Hq in the conference room we have these fancy white leather chairs...They aren't comfortable, and we haven't moved in and they're already dirty

Blue said...

but they look suite

Blue said...

our designer has done all kinds of stupid shit like that

Spaceman Spiff said...

fire her

tem said...

"He has no power. But since he lands a lot of punches it looks like he's "exciting"."

very fair assessment.

usually the most exiting part of his fights is seeing him get beat up and not getting knocked out. he takes a beating and keeps coming at ya. just like beth.

tem said...

"I think WWE guys land more punches that Guida does.

laughed out loud at this one.

Keef said...

Tyler is bringing the heat this week

Tyler said...

he takes a beating and keeps coming at ya. just like beth.

I will agree with that, he does have a chin.

Tyler said...

Tyler is bringing the heat this week

Work has been a trainwreck and it's only going to get worse in the next two weeks. So while I'm here I'm not in a good mood.

Tyler said...

So my hate is strong this week.

Tyler said...

And now that basketball is over with there is a huge hole in my life. So I'm dealing with some heavy stuff right now.

Keef said...

And now that basketball is over with there is a huge hole in my life.


What are you talking about? Today is the best day of the year. 4 months w/o bball

Keef said...

But sorry for your loss

Votto's sack on my chin said...

38 days training camps

Keef said...

kod

Reds/Twins bet?

Tyler said...

38 days training camps

This lifts my spirits a little.

Keef said...

Dodgers are in 1st, no?

Keef said...

More evidence of grate NY parenting

Tyler said...

"Dodgers are in 1st, no?"

Sure. But they will find a way to screw it up in the postseason.

tem said...

when is keith going to bust tyler's ballz for woe? /H

tem said...

tyler needs to fight a midget.

and/or watch midget wrestling.

that will defnitely cheer him up.

Mize said...

"Congratulations, you should have done that seven years ago."


Jesus, you're surly lately. Too much Keith in your life. I understand, though.

Keef said...

Defense lawyer Geir Lippestad argued that Breivik should be fully acquitted on the charges of voluntary homicide and committing acts of terror in Norway -- and that this should be on the grounds of necessity, not insanity. If Breivik is not acquitted, he should be given the lightest possible sentence, Lippestad said as he wrapped up his closing arguments.


That's the shit I don't get. This dude bombed a building and then went to a children's camp and kilt* like 80 people. He admitted to doing it. And his lawyer is saying he should be acquitted of all charges. Maybe kod can explain this better. But what possible defense is there to even ask for him to be acquitted?

Keef said...

Jesus, you're surly lately. Too much Keith in your life. I understand, though.




Every person here makes surly comments, Andy

Tyler said...

Jesus, you're surly lately. Too much Keith in your life. I understand, though.

In my defense, I WAS just sayin'. Explorer. 2012.

Mize said...

"But they will find a way to screw it up in the postseason."


By missing the postseason?

Keef said...

Have I mentioned that the guy hsil is dating is named Andy?

Tyler said...

I will de-surlify my comments by 80%.

Blue said...

what the fuck is taking the jury in the sandusky case so long?

Blue said...

qdoba taco bar...can't hate that

Mize said...

"In my defense, I WAS just sayin'. Explorer. 2012."


It ain't like I've had this job for 7 years, man. Minor detail though.

Blue said...

"Harper 'Clown Question' shirts to be sold"


T-jokes?

Blue said...

facebook is up now...too bad Cuban sold

Mize said...

"Have I mentioned that the guy hsil is dating is named Andy?"


Tell that pussy to get back on the sauce a little bit.

Tyler said...

Congrats to the Heat and Lebron specifically for winning the title. What a swell group of guys.

tem said...

csil is dating the wagon guy

Tyler said...

MANCHESTER TOWNSHIP, N.J. — A New Jersey woman who was struck in the face with a baseball at a Little League game is suing the young catcher who threw it.

Elizabeth Lloyd is seeking more than $150,000 in damages to cover medical costs from the Manchester Little League game two years ago. She's also seeking an undefined amount for pain and suffering.

Lloyd was sitting at a picnic table near a fenced-in bullpen when she was hit with the ball. Catcher Matthew Migliaccio was 11 years old at the time and was warming up a pitcher.

tem said...

"what the fuck is taking the jury in the sandusky case so long?"

if they take longer it makes writing their book easier.

tem said...

nobody wants to read the juror #5 book that says "yeah i sat through the trial and we all said he did it. the end."

Mize said...

Tyler needs some Three Loco in his life.


Shittin' on tracks like Waka Flocka Seagulls!

Mize said...

"csil is dating the wagon guy"


My bad. I just assume csil at this point.

tem said...

i'm going to go to little league games if you can sue them for hitting you.

Keef said...

Tell that pussy to get back on the sauce a little bit.




Jesus. Pay attention, mize

kod said...

"kod

Reds/Twins bet?"


looks like I'm about due for a picture again anyway, why not.

Blue said...

they kept posing the question, now that lebron has won a title do you like him more or less or the same

i hate hime the same. I didn't hate him because he didn't have a title, i hated him because he felt entitled, and because he didn't have enough cajones to win one on his own, he had to go team up with other stars...he just proved out why i hate him

Keef said...

Csil is dating/marrying egh-ren

Blue said...

meiz should class it up. start wearing collared shirts and calling him selfelf Andrew Meiller esquire

Blue said...

talk in a british accent and say..actually it's Ahndrew

Keef said...

would I need to tie my shoes?

/mize

kod said...

"Maybe kod can explain this better. But what possible defense is there to even ask for him to be acquitted?"


It makes absolutely no sense to me, but I guess whatever the argument is, it's being made under Norwegian law.

I think one of the stupidest things I've ever read was...

"and that this should be on the grounds of necessity, not insanity."

a necessity defense for murder and terrorism charges? I can't even wrap my brain around the concept.

Tyler said...

RE: Lebron hate.

You know, I actually don't hate him, and I don't think I hated him before. I didn't like The Decision, but I will tell you who I hate and I actually hate him even more now that they won the title and that's Chris Bosh. All of the yelling he does, and then the clip where he was pouring champagne on himself, all I could think was, "WOW, what a douche".

Tyler said...

meiz should class it up. start wearing collared shirts and calling him selfelf Andrew Meiller esquire

talk in a british accent and say..actually it's Ahndrew

Blue is onto something here. Collared shirts aren't enough though. A sweater tied around the neck would complete the ensemble.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"what the fuck is taking the jury in the sandusky case so long?"

1 more free meal

Mize said...

"i hated him because he felt entitled"


What would lead you to believe that?

Keef said...

You know, I actually don't hate him, and I don't think I hated him before. I didn't like The Decision, but I will tell you who I hate and I actually hate him even more now that they won the title and that's Chris Bosh. All of the yelling he does, and then the clip where he was pouring champagne on himself, all I could think was, "WOW, what a douche".




I agree about Bosh. But I also agree with blue. Him winning a title doesn't make me hate him less. The Decision was one of the most asinine things I've seen. He's the best player in the world and he had to go to another superstar's team to win a title. LeBron has a ring because of DWade. I'll nerve* thing otherwise.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tyler

Keef said...

"what the fuck is taking the jury in the sandusky case so long?"


They're reenacting the charges

Keef said...

but with adults, not little boys

Keef said...

They are sequestered to a hotel while in deliberations, so they want to stay there over the weekend. Like in Jury Duty

Mize said...

"But I also agree with blue. Him winning a title doesn't make me hate him less. The Decision was one of the most asinine things I've seen. He's the best player in the world and he had to go to another superstar's team to win a title. LeBron has a ring because of DWade. I'll nerve* thing otherwise."


I really don't get this line of reasoning.

Magic had Kareem, James, Rambis

MJ had Scottie and Rodman

Kobe had Shaq

Shaq had Kobe and Wade

Hakeem had Drexler for 1

Dr J had Moses

Duncan had The Admiral, Manu, Parker


The list goes on

Mize said...

Durant has Russy and Harden

CP3 has Blake

Mize said...

The Pistons had Isiah, Rodman, Laimbeer, The Microwave

Spaceman Spiff said...

blake, hilarity

Mize said...

Let me know when I should stop

Tyler said...

When you type "chris bosh" into google, "chris bosh champagne" is the fourth on the list.

Keef said...

Let me know when I should stop



You're not understanding. LeBron is the best player in the world. He chose to go to someone else's team. A team that already had an alpha dog. None of those other pairs you mentioned happened like that. MJ didn't go to Scottie's team. Magic didn't go to Kareem's team. Kobe didn't sign with Shaq's team.

Keef said...

Noone here said you don't need at least 2 solid pieces to win a title.

Tyler said...

That Bosh video looks like he's in a gay bukakke porno.

Keef said...

If you're the best player in the world, you don't go to someone else's team. That's weak.

Votto's sack on my chin said...

keef's point is, instead of going to a team without a superstar he joined one

mj had scottie sure but he didnt choose to go to chicago cuz scotty was there

the team was born, lived and won together

not orchestrated

Votto's sack on my chin said...

it wasnt organic meiz

Votto's sack on my chin said...

That Bosh video looks like he's in a gay bukakke porno.

not to self

/meiz

Tyler said...

I don't want to pick nits, but Rambis is not the guy I would have put on the list of guys that Magic "had".

Mize said...

"LeBron is the best player in the world. He chose to go to someone else's team. A team that already had an alpha dog. None of those other pairs you mentioned happened like that. MJ didn't go to Scottie's team. Magic didn't go to Kareem's team. Kobe didn't sign with Shaq's team."


How the fuck all else were they gonna make it happen?

Hey guys, should we play in Cleveland or Miami?

Dumb question.

Votto's sack on my chin said...

and scottie wasnt a superstar

Keef said...

LP knows

Keef said...

Wade is better than most everyone that mize listed. Except probably Kareem

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