Tuesday, June 19, 2012

No surprise

So is anyone surprised that the Mess have a guy named Dickey dominating? If they could only get Bobby Cox out of retirement to manage.....


Lawyer talk...don't care about Clemens and Sandusky sounds like he is fucked because he fucked little boys. He will die in prison. Does PA have the death penalty?


The guy from the west coast that got sent away for a rape he didn't commit and is now getting NFL tryouts tolt* people he was in for a home invasion. Because he knew rapists got fucked in jail. Some sort of irony there...the jail people hate rapists so they rape them.


My uncle's 15 run pool is up over $800. Everyone root for whatever team I have to get 15 runs. I don't know what team I have. I should find out.


Bobcats hired Dunlap apparently. I guess Jordan didn't want someone who he had previously interviewed. Also he has never been a head coach...this should end well.


Jug married yet?


tOSU forward Sullinger got some medical red flags....dude cost himself millions by staying in school. Millions. Anyone who advised him to stay in school should be ashamed. I mean that. He was a guaranteed top 3 pick last year, maybe number 1. That is top of the line money. He risked it and went back to school and now he might fall out of the lottery. Also he won't be a good pro so he needed to get the money while he could. Dude can't jump and is only 6'9" or so. Maybe 6'9 1/2". I guess it doesn't matter though because statistics say that he would have burned through the money anyway and been broke in 5 years. But as an tOSU guy he will always have a job in Columbus. A good paying job too. He can sell insurance and probably make $100K a year. Not because he is worth it, but because he was a tOSU star. More than likely he'll get in with one of the land development people that are backed by former tOSU players' money.


I should go to work. But first chocolate milk.


El pad loves Dickey.


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Mize said...

God, I really hate popular country music.

Mize said...

Country Tuesday at Sysco in the warehouse!

Mize said...

I'm a crab today. Tomorrow, an aardvark.

tem said...

i woke up and thought it was friday.

tem said...

country music is gold

Blue said...

I woke up and thought it was thursday (ns)

Mize said...

2nd day in less than a week that I've had to cancel plans after work. I'm getting pretty pissed about this shit.

Blue said...

dunlap used to coach a D-2 school here in Denver. He won a couple of d2 national championships then decided to be an assistant for the nuggets

Mize said...

"country music is gold"


Can't stand the Woah woah woahohoh woah woah woahohoh song.

Mize said...

Good talk, guys.

Aitch said...

Even I think Andy woes too much.

Blue said...

oh my

Blue said...

H is like the average girl who hangs out with the ugly girls to make her self more attractive.

Blue said...

and then says "i'm not as ugly as her"

Blue said...

i have no idea how that analogy fits this situation...


but thought i'd make it anyway

Blue said...

because i like the analogy

Blue said...

plus it makes H and meiz woman*

Blue said...

and with how much they woe, they may have more estrogen than anyone here.

tem said...

"Can't stand the Woah woah woahohoh woah woah woahohoh song"


springsteen. by eric church.

great song. one of my favorites.

tem said...

"they may have more estrogen than anyone here."

certainly more than beth /zeke (RIP)

Beth said...

"they may have more estrogen than anyone here."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

"2nd day in less than a week that I've had to cancel plans after work. I'm getting pretty pissed about this shit."

Adulthood's a bitch, welcome to it.

tem said...

why is meiz cancelling plans?

i get pissed when people schedule a happy hour and then tell me that morning that it is cancelled.

Blue said...

if meiz had a bar he'd have "woe hour"

Blue said...

can you blow my whistle baby

tem said...

no /Cmblue

Keef said...

A pink bottlenosed dolphin was discovered in a Louisiana lake.

Keef said...

Adulthood's a bitch, welcome to it.


^^^^

Keef said...

Yesterday was the 1734th day in less than 5 years that I've had to cancel plans of playing xbox after work. I'm getting pretty pissed about this shit.

Blue said...

consecutive days? because that would be a record i believe

tem said...

sounds like keith works 7 days a week.

Blue said...

that is OT in the state of california

Keef said...

sounds like keith works 7 days a week.



Yeah I did the math wrong in that. Forgot about weekends

Keef said...

Defense attorney Joe Amendola declined to say if Sandusky would testify as he entered the courthouse Tuesday morning. Amendola says the case is like a soap opera, comparing it to "General Hospital" and "All My Children."



ISWHDT

Mize said...

"Adulthood's a bitch, welcome to it."


Fuuuuck that shit. I'm trying to lead a life of as litle responsibility as humanly possible. I'm in this shit for me.

Blue said...

Sandusky was asked by a reporter if he would testify...he looked the reporter in the eye, and didn't say anything.


but what he was thinking was, i bet you were a sweet piece of ass when you were 12

Blue said...

"I'm trying to lead a life of as litle responsibility as humanly possible"

knows english

Keef said...

I'm trying to lead a life of as litle responsibility as humanly possible. I'm in this shit for me.



Lazy. Got it.

tem said...

the new american dream

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

“There’s just too much work that has to be done with that team,” Jackson said in the interview with Andrea Kremer, which is set to be televised on Tuesday. He added, “It’s a little bit of a clumsy team.”



HA

Keef said...

Kniss

Votto's sack on my chin said...

DICKEY!

Blue said...

that's pretty old news

Keef said...

The Reds would of* gotten more than 1 hit against Dickey

Keef said...

Remember when the Reds swept the Mess over the weekend? That was awesome

Votto's sack on my chin said...

remember when the mets swept the Rays

also awesome

Votto's sack on my chin said...

got a short rib taco from this Mike & Willie's truck

never heard of it so i just decided to try it

BLEW MY MIND

Votto's sack on my chin said...

i want to make all sorts of love to short ribs

Votto's sack on my chin said...

if i worked downtown AHIK i'd eat one everyday

Keef said...

short rib taco sounds grate

Keef said...

remember when the mets swept the Rays



Noone likes the Rays

Votto's sack on my chin said...

“There’s just too much work that has to be done with that team,” Jackson said in the interview with Andrea Kremer, which is set to be televised on Tuesday. He added, “It’s a little bit of a clumsy team.”


he's right and it's not funny

Keef said...

i want to make all sorts of love to short ribs



Is that because you wouldn't be able to reach the tall ribs?

Votto's sack on my chin said...

that's Real Sports, tonight 9pm

exclusive from his ranch, never before seen

Keef said...

and it's not funny



au contraire

Votto's sack on my chin said...

"Is that because you wouldn't be able to reach the tall ribs?"

hey are you ribbing me?
s

Votto's sack on my chin said...

"short rib taco sounds grate"

thought the korean bbq ones were best ever until i tasted this one

anyway im kind of "over" the whole korean bbq thing

Votto's sack on my chin said...

does that mean i think the korean bbq truck has "jumped the shark"?

Keef said...

domo arigato mr joe votto

Keef said...

hey are you ribbing me?



heyoooooooo

Blue said...

jackson also calls Carmelo Anthony a "ball stopper" and needs to learn to pass...surprise

Votto's sack on my chin said...

he's no different than Kobe/Jordan when it comes to passing the rock

Keef said...

he's no different than Kobe/Jordan when it comes to passing the rock



MJ 5.3 APG
KB 4.7 APG
CA 3.1 APG

Blue said...

"he's no different than Kobe/Jordan when it comes to passing the rock"

erroneous

Blue said...

the difference is I think Carmelo would play his part in the triangle, he'd move the ball and move without the ball...just like Jordan did, and just like Kobe did.

Blue said...

assists are a bad stat.

carmelo is a catch it with 20 seconds on the shot clock jab step ball fake, hold the ball, dribble into traffic, take a tough off balance shot with 4 seconds remaining...player.

as opposed to a guy who gets a clearout with 8 seconds on the shotclock.

Blue said...

we need tyler to weigh in.

he is all things NBLA

Votto's sack on my chin said...

i was going off of shot attempts

good stat on the assists but shot attempts to me would be a tell indentifying ball hogs

Votto's sack on my chin said...

the difference is I think Carmelo would play his part in the triangle, he'd move the ball and move without the ball...just like Jordan did, and just like Kobe did.

100% agree

Votto's sack on my chin said...

and melo is not near the malcontent kobe was when it comes to him and jackson butting heads

Votto's sack on my chin said...

it's like everyone forgets kobe is a complete dick and jackson wrote a book about it

Blue said...

oh, melo is a total malcontent too

he tried to get Karl fired, he got dantoni fired.

don't tell me he's not a malcontent

Blue said...

melo isn't a ball hog, he's a ball stopper

there's a difference. When the ball comes to him, it stops, the whole offensive flow stops and everyone stands and watches him.

he's a tremendous 1 on 1 player...but he takes it too far.

Votto's sack on my chin said...

but he's not a raper

so not a raper

Keef said...

if rape is inevitable, relax & enjoy it

Blue said...

there is something wrong with the judicial system when Roger Clemens trial goes on for like 3 months, and Sandusky's will be like a week

Keef said...

PA has an easier case

Keef said...

I don't know if that's true

Blue said...

serge ibaka is on the spanish national team?

Spaceman Spiff said...

yes

Keef said...

He's 1/16th Spaniard

Mize said...

Phil butted heads with Kobe on purpose to piss him off. Kobe stays motivated when he's pissed off.

Keef said...

what motivates mize?

tem said...

nothing

Mize said...

Nothing

Mize said...

DOUBLE DRAGON

Keef said...

Summit III seems like it will be a hit

Mize said...

But really, probably fear of embarrassment or failure, not being the best. Things of that ilk.

Keef said...

fair enough

Votto's sack on my chin said...

not being the best

WORK

Votto's sack on my chin said...

fucking Indians playing cricket on my block

Keef said...

You would probably WORK them at cricket

Keef said...

It's official. Csil is listed on FB as "in a relationship". That was quick

Votto's sack on my chin said...

upton GQ very nice

Mize said...

Does egg-ran know she's in a relationship?

Blue said...

if you're going to wear a see-thru t-shirt, just go topless

Votto's sack on my chin said...

gay players in baseball? nonsense says Cole Hamels

Keef said...

Does egg-ran know she's in a relationship?



yep. They're gonna be the new Cleavers

Keef said...

if you're going to wear a see-thru t-shirt, just go topless



I'm fine with it

tem said...

topless is illegal.

the man's laws suck sometimes.

tem said...

where is summit III?

my october is getting booked up fast.

tem said...

if so many people are considered obese in america and we want less people to be considered obese, why don't we just change what obese means?

30 or greater BMI is obese...just change that to 35 and BAM lots of people aren't obese anymore.

Beth said...

Can we do the same thing for what's considered short in the US???

/ep

Keef said...

and we want less people to be considered obese



fewer

/kod

Keef said...

Deeeee-runk

tem said...

fewer is acceptable

Blue said...

i think at .328 you're legally dead

tem said...

0.30–0.39 Severe central nervous system depression
Unconsciousness
Death is possible
Bladder function
Breathing
Heart rate

0.40–0.50 General lack of behavior
Unconsciousness
Death is possible
Breathing
Heart rate

>0.50 Death


blessed be.

tem said...

0.30–0.39 Severe central nervous system depression
Unconsciousness
Death is possible
Bladder function Impaired
Breathing Impaired
Heart rate Impaired

0.40–0.50 General lack of behavior
Unconsciousness
Death is possible
Breathing Impaired
Heart rate Impaired

>0.50 Death

Keef said...

That's cool that you get your bladder function back when you get to .40

Keef said...

Goddamn it, I can't pee



Don't worry. Just keep drinking.

Keef said...

which makes sense

Votto's sack on my chin said...

who has two thumbs and just scored a free ticket to tonights mets game

THIS GUY ::pointing thumbs at chest::

Votto's sack on my chin said...

my october is getting booked up fast.

^^this

Votto's sack on my chin said...

september bro

Votto's sack on my chin said...

JOHAN!

Votto's sack on my chin said...

DONT MESS WITH THE JOHAN!

Votto's sack on my chin said...

shitty i have to go in a suit

Votto's sack on my chin said...

maybe i'll act rich and buy a entire outfit at Citifield

Votto's sack on my chin said...

SHAKE SHACK!

Votto's sack on my chin said...

IN YOU FACE

Votto's sack on my chin said...

ANYTHING IS POSSSSIIBBBLLLEEE!!!!!

Votto's sack on my chin said...

"Wright leads Braun by 360k votes at 3B for ASG"

IN YOU FACE MEIZ

Blue said...

why would braun be a 3b?

Votto's sack on my chin said...

Ms. Neve had just climbed into Charlotte’s hospital bed for a final cuddle when the radio started playing Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep.” The two would often sing the song together, so Ms. Neve did just that.

“Charlotte started smiling and I couldn’t believe it,” she said. “It was the first time she had reacted to anything since the hemorrhage. The nurses were astounded and told me to keep singing, and she smiled again.”

Two days later, Charlotte was speaking; two months later, she was back in school.

Blue said...

i think you meant...wright leads Sandoval byt 360K votes

braun actually has 140K votes more than wright

Blue said...

adele saves lives

Keef said...

I bet Wright has a shutout going against Braun for 3B votes

Keef said...

"Wright leads Braun by 360k votes at 3B for ASG"



Knows beisbol

Votto's sack on my chin said...

this security dude looks like kevin durant

Votto's sack on my chin said...

"Knows beisbol"

CNP

Votto's sack on my chin said...

"i think you meant...wright leads Sandoval byt 360K votes"

mets.com mistake not mine i cnp'd

tem said...

never heard an adele song

Keef said...

never heard an adele song




bullshit

Blue said...

oh, so copying somebody elses mistake acquits you from responsibility

Keef said...

mets.com mistake not mine i cnp'd




Did you read it before you pasted it? Or did you just look at it?

Blue said...

"Information has surfaced today that the 9-11 bombings were a hoax to get a new state of the art building in Manhattan"



FACE EP

Votto's sack on my chin said...

"Did you read it before you pasted it? Or did you just look at it?"

neither

just saw wright > braun and was posting every 30 seconds so i posted it

Keef said...

gotcha

Keef said...

"Information has surfaced today that the 9-11 bombings were a hoax to get a new state of the art building in Manhattan"



Where were the bombs?

Votto's sack on my chin said...

"Information has surfaced today that the 9-11 bombings were a hoax to get a new state of the art building in Manhattan"

stop it

Blue said...

hey, i don't validate the truth behind things, i was in a hurry copied and pasted

Keef said...

ISWBDT

Votto's sack on my chin said...

i see too

Votto's sack on my chin said...

sorry to ruin your day blue

Blue said...

i rely on you to give me gems...not garbage

Blue said...

pride level in EP is dropping

Keef said...

Don't compromise the integrity of this blog!

Votto's sack on my chin said...

agreed

i'll sit the next few out

apologies

Votto's sack on my chin said...

out of office tomorrow

bgep graduates from pre-k

Keef said...

crazy. You're getting old

Spaceman Spiff said...

'graduation' for pre-k/k/elementary/middle is redonk

Blue said...

agreed.

and i was the only one of all the parents not at my kid's pre-k graduation...cmblue was not pleased

Votto's sack on my chin said...

yeah it's silly but im not the guy to fight it

they call it "step up program" or stepping up not graduation

no kid has failed pre-k cept for maybe aitch

Votto's sack on my chin said...

it's an excuse for a day off, gonna be sunny and 97

beach me

Keef said...

bgep graduates from pre-k




5% of the way to graduating high school

/H

Keef said...

I just threw a # out there. I don't think it's really 5%

Votto's sack on my chin said...

like tem said

im a quaaaawwtahhh of a way to graduating high school

Votto's sack on my chin said...

piece

Aitch said...

"upton GQ very nice"

Wow

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Phillies Freddy Galvis suspended 50 games for the anabolic steroid Clostebol."

O:FP

Keef said...

who is Freddy Galvis

Keef said...

H
What kind of bike you gonna get?

Keef said...

I tolt* cmk I should get a bike because that would make my commute quicker & cheaper. I got a ::no /cmblue:: response

Spaceman Spiff said...

"who is Freddy Galvis"

rookie who has been filling in for utley

Aitch said...

"H
What kind of bike you gonna get?"

Is this a set up for another joke?

Keef said...

Is this a set up for another joke?



It wasn't going to be. Maybe now it will be

Aitch said...

haha. AJA right now I'm not too worried about getting one right away. I'm gonna take a course and keep my eye out for something cheap to learn on. In MA the permit is good for 2 years. Only restriction is no riding at night and no riders.

Aitch said...

My aunt might sell me my uncle's Harley for short money. It is a 2008 soft tail that he has barely ever ridden.

Aitch said...

That is a whole lot of bike for me though, so I wanna get something else that won't be a big deal if I put it down or scratch it up

Keef said...

What is considered "at night"? Does it have to be dark or is there a time restriction?

Keef said...

I wanna get something else that won't be a big deal if I put it down or scratch it up



My advise* would be not to crash it.

Keef said...

Get a Vespa

Keef said...

You can get 50 mpg on that hog

Aitch said...

"What is considered "at night"?"

1/2 hour aafter sunset until a 1/2 before sunrise.

Mize said...

H should get a dirt bike.

Keef said...

H has the build for a Harley rider

tem said...

Kod seems to be the most like a dirt bike guy.

tem said...

Then jug. Then me or meiz or rev or Beth.

Keef said...

Fucking WORK a dirt bike

/LP

tem said...

He could only ride a 50cc one.

tem said...

I can write that knowing he won't read it.

And Kod can totally handle more bike than LP

Mize said...

Well, Kod has probably ridden more things than LP

kod said...

"Kod seems to be the most like a dirt bike guy."



-oh no, I've always feared motorcycles and other motorized bikes; then, a good friend from college died from an accident on one, and that sealed it.

-never done it; will never try it.

tem said...

Then its jug or me.

tem said...

Refs/league seem to want miami to win. OKC gets no calls.

tem said...

Lebron fouls all day and calls go the other way.

tem said...

Harden is good??? Really? Looks like he sucks.

tem said...

Yeah, I'm going with he is not good.

tem said...

And refs clearly are letting Miami be more physical than they are letting OKC be.

tem said...

Kevin who?

tem said...

Refs tricked me, now they are calling it bad the other way.

Or they got the call from stern that this thing needs to go 7.

tem said...

Now I think the Refs just suck in general.

tem said...

Really don't think I've heard an adele song.

tem said...

Haha, van gundy is surprised that OKC doesn't put in daquean cook......I'm not.

tem said...

Learn the rules kid. Put your glasses on and study the rule book.

tem said...

This finals is the classic learning experience for OKC.

Mize said...

I missed Drinking Tem tonight. Bummer.

Mize said...

The Heat are just better than the Thunder. They can adapt & change style more easily.

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