Thursday, June 07, 2012

Mr. Roper

Well, I'm officially a landlord now. "The Renters" moved in last Friday without an incident. I don't know landlord etiquette, so I just stayed out of there way. No news is good news. Looking to close on the other house next Tuesday. I'm in the middle of working 16 straight days, but just after that I'll go to Arkansas, and just after that Hawaii...suite! I've been completely out of touch with LOV over the last few days and didn't read anything yesterday. We are registered at Macy's and Bed, Beth*, and Beyond. For the record, I wasn't fan of the gift registering process. I'm also not a fan of your face. GO!

194 comments:

El Padrino said...

TITS

El Padrino said...

okc huh

i was dead wrong

Mize said...

I fully expect the Heats to lose tonight. They better not

Aitch said...

"i was dead wrong"

Such a rare occurance.

El Padrino said...

truly

Blue said...

keith will love this movie

tem said...

i am super excited for the list of 10 things el pad isn't best at.

at the same time i know it will be a let down.

El Padrino said...

your face is a let down

El Padrino said...

did i mention cmep loves the your face jokes

intially thought it was dumb but not she drops them on me

El Padrino said...

and my entire team drops face jokes daily

shit is like fire

tem said...

they have good material to work with

Keef said...

You did mention cmlp likes your face jokes

Blue said...

blue and cmblue have used the "your face" jokes for years..

they're great.

Blue said...

oh, i thought she said that she loved that your face is a joke.

tem said...

on facebook she say lots of things are jokes.

remember when LP was on facebook?

El Padrino said...

fucking facebook

El Padrino said...

"NY HS girls hold 'Slutty Wednesday' to protest strict dress code... "

Beth said...

"i am super excited for the list of 10 things el pad isn't best at.

at the same time i know it will be a let down"


I totally understand feeling that way about what he's going to do for/to you.

/cmlp

Beth said...

"NY HS girls hold 'Slutty Wednesday' to protest strict dress code... "

Kids these days are such slackers, when I was in school EVERY day was slutty dress day.

El Padrino said...

cmep cums on the regular

stop it

El Padrino said...

NEW: Man Threatens To Eat Cop...

what is up with all the cannibalism

Blue said...

"cmep cums on the regular"

so she masturbates as much as you?

El Padrino said...

im talking when we make sex
i have no clue if she pets her cat

Blue said...

just bustin balls

tem said...

"when me make sex" is funny to me

tem said...

it sounds like the way a foreign guy who doesn't quite know english would say it.

family guy has characters like that. i always enjoys those parts of the show.

Keef said...

If I was jug, ahik*, I'd rather be Mr. Furley then* Mr. Roper

El Padrino said...

man i loved that show, as a horny teenager i watched re-runs and probably jacked off to chrissy 1200 times

Spaceman Spiff said...

little peek of dat ass

Mize said...

Ya know onne of the very best things about being in your own office? Blowing farts out at your leisure.

tem said...

"Blowing farts out at your leisure"

it is cool until the big boss walks in right after you let one go.

tem said...

i don't think i ever watched a single episode of three's company.

El Padrino said...

an outbound scheduler would have an entire office to themselves?

El Padrino said...

i need to get on that

El Padrino said...

i blow farts without an office, by the way

El Padrino said...

little peek of dat ass

yes

Keef said...

O:FB

Keef said...

an outbound scheduler would have an entire office to themselves?



Inbound scheduler

Keef said...

mize is a receiver

Beth said...

"little peek of dat ass"

Dammit, quit following me spiff.

Mize said...

"Kids these days are such slackers, when I was in school EVERY day was slutty dress day."


Goddamn, I miss high school

El Padrino said...

inbound got it

tem said...

so is beth fucking anyone these days?

she should be back on the wagon by now.

Keef said...

man i loved that show, as a horny teenager i watched re-runs and probably jacked off to chrissy 1200 times


I was a bigger fan of her cousin Cindy

El Padrino said...

all i know is there were nipples everywhere, even janice

Beth said...

"she should be back on the wagon by now"

Who said I was ever off the wagon?

El Padrino said...

hey there

Beth said...

"so is beth fucking anyone these days?"

Oh and the proper way to phrase that is actually "so is beth making sex with anyone these days?"

tem said...

"KJ is great but Hondo is really the inspiration. Hondo drives that team"

boston mayor is dum

tem said...

"Who said I was ever off the wagon?"

"Oh and the proper way to phrase that is actually "so is beth making sex with anyone these days?"


so, no?

El Padrino said...

she is pounding beef snakes left and right

Keef said...

what does that even mean

El Padrino said...

i'm buying a pull up bar
anyone have one

Keef said...

I have one of those ones you put in a doorway

Keef said...

I have one of those ones you keep under the bed in the spare bedroom

*fized

El Padrino said...

"I have one of those ones you put in a doorway"

that's the one i want which one

Beth said...

"so, no?"

Well there is a guy in the picture, or I guess I should say back in the picture. Exfmb is kinda cmb again.

Keef said...

uh oh

Keef said...

that's the one i want which one



I don't know the brand.

Keef said...

Exfmb is kinda cmb again.



So your* married now? Congrats

Keef said...

mize, you're not gonna xnij the Heat, so stop it

Beth said...

"So your* married now? Congrats"

Yeah, not quite...

I couldn't remember the LOV bf/gf initials since guys on here are either married, engaged or dont have a gf.

El Padrino said...

it's pretty simple

c = current
b or g = boyfriend/girlfriend
f before b or g = future miss (indicating you are engaged)

Aitch said...

"it's pretty simple"

Yet you still screwed it up

Spaceman Spiff said...

forgot baby mom

El Padrino said...

she dont have babies

Aitch said...

" f before b or g = future miss (indicating you are engaged)"

Mize said...

"i'm buying a pull up bar"


I'm gonna give this a patented spiff LOL.

Mize said...

Better work on those guns

El Padrino said...

suns out guns out

Mize said...

I have a buddy that did nothing but curls & benching & shit for a while. He looks retarded.

tem said...

"Exfmb is kinda cmb again"

i've been down that road. good luck. it has worked out for some people i know.

Blue said...

how did that work out for tem?

tem said...

in the end it worked out great.

Blue said...

so beth got to go sleep with some chicks and not feel guilty about it because they were on a break..now she gets to go back to her sugar daddy

tem said...

but for the tem/exfemtem combo it did not end well.

Blue said...

"in the end it worked out great"

great answer, good effort

tem said...

i've answered the question a lot. so now i know the right answer.

tem said...

ha, IDNSWYDT.

Keef said...

Better work on those guns



6 pack by July, bro

/LP

El Padrino said...

you know what i noticed because of work on the weekends my drinking has been almost cut in half

Blue said...

drink more during the week

Blue said...

i'm going to go and try and hike this mountain on saturday.

Keef said...

That's quite the quandary

Keef said...

It's kind of funny how many pics they have of that mountain

Keef said...

I could throw a football over that mountain

/LP

Blue said...

it's one of the easier 14ers to hike, so lots of people have done it.

Keef said...

what is 14ers

Keef said...

it looks like a rocky mountain

Beth said...

"so beth got to go sleep with some chicks and not feel guilty about it because they were on a break..now she gets to go back to her sugar daddy"

Replace "chicks" with "guys" and that's actually relatively accurate.

But if you'd rather pretend it was chicks, go for it.

tem said...

so winnie cooper is gonna be single soon.

Keef said...

Replace "chicks" with "guys" and that's actually relatively accurate.



whore

Mize said...

Chillin' time at work.

Mize said...

Bossman just came in to praise my mic skillz.

If ya SMELLLLLELELELALALALALALAOW! What the Mize is cookin.

tem said...

is he cooking up farts?

Mize said...

Some. I just went to the head for a crap.

tem said...

kod,

if the NFL had info that playing football caused head trauma, why can't i sue them for not telling me. or at least not putting a "do not try this at home" label on their product.

i want in on this class action stuff.

Beth said...

"whore"

And your point is?

tem said...

too many ufc fighters are getting hurt before fights. i am starting to lose interest in the UFC.

tem said...

they spend months advertising some fight then it doesn't happen. fuck that.

tem said...

friend of mine just posted on FB that someone axed her when she is due. then she yelled at him because she isn't pregnant.

i think that is a tell tale sign that you need to diet.

Mize said...

"if the NFL had info that playing football caused head trauma, why can't i sue them for not telling me. or at least not putting a "do not try this at home" label on their product.

i want in on this class action stuff."


Sue the NCAA

tem said...

could do that too. but i don't know if the NCAA was/were withholding info.

yahoo! says the nfl is being sued by former players because the NFL withheld information about football causing head trauma.

El Padrino said...

this reminds me of the hot coffee lawsuit from a few years ago

Mize said...

Except football and the football culture is causing serious physical and phychological damage to the employees.

Mize said...

Just like there's a reason, I'm sure, Doosh Bank has a fitness center and a welness program for it's employees so they can't sue the bank when they turn into lardasses from sitting at a desk all day.

Mize said...

*wellness

Beth said...

"this reminds me of the hot coffee lawsuit from a few years ago"

If you ever look into the exact details of that suit you'll find it wasn't as ridiculous as it sounds when you first hear it. The BEAST had been warned about the dangers but ignored the warnings if I remember right.

tem said...

i want in on this class action stuff. i watched erin brockovich, i can make millions or something.

tem said...

the BEAST doesn't need to heed warnings.

tem said...

i should sue the BEAST too in a class action suit for knowing their food made people fat, but didn't disclose it properly.

they hid info.

tem said...

Kod,

please file the above referenced suits. thanks and regards.

El Padrino said...

"If you ever look into the exact details of that suit"

why would i ever do that

Keef said...

And your point is?


I dunno if there was one

El Padrino said...

lets sue the bottled water companies for not telling us drinking water all day will make us pee more frequently

tem said...

is that a bad thing. we'll have to prove peeing a lot is bad.

if it is bad then sign them up.

Beth said...

I dunno if there ever is* one

*fixed

Keef said...

Let's sue blogger for getting me fired from my job and losing my "fiance"

/zeke

Aitch said...

"friend of mine just posted on FB that someone axed her when she is due"

Happens to me a lot.

/H

(Surprised Keef missed that one)

tem said...

zeke got fired and lost his fiance?

Keef said...

"(Surprised Keef missed that one)"




H isn't a she

Keef said...

But you wouldn't be able to tell by his FB posts

tem said...

gully tem i suspect.

Keef said...

(S)

Blue said...

"if the NFL had info that playing football caused head trauma, why can't i sue them for not telling me. or at least not putting a "do not try this at home" label on their product."

you played in the NFL?

They aren't the sanctioning body for Football, just their league.

Blue said...

sanctioning isn't probably the right word

Blue said...

they don't have oversight of the entire sport...that's the argument they'll make, and they'll win that argument.

El Padrino said...

just realized this im not the best at post is major feul for as. to use against me

Keef said...

Where's my AMEX

/LP

Blue said...

you just realized this?

Keef said...

just realized this im not the best at post is major feul for as. to use against me




Yeah, noone else will probably say anything

Blue said...

I hope, "realizing stuff" in a timely manner is one of your not the best at things.

Keef said...

blue busted out a bold italics

tem said...

its not a sanctioning thing it is a they are promoting something they knew was dangerous and that they knew i would attempt at home, but never told me not to attempt it.

tem said...

if fucking dodge has to put "closed course, professional driver, do not try this at home" on a commercial where a chick parralel parks then the NFL should be telling me that football is dangerous and i shouldn't be playing it.

tem said...

or so the argument would go.

tem said...

kod will write the full legal brief.

when we win, or settle out of court we will not share our winnings with blue.

Keef said...

parralel


Knows English

(S)

Blue said...

boobs

tem said...

parrelel is HISIIRL

tem said...

i'm not indian (with a dot) so i can't spell well.

Keef said...

hooray boobs

El Padrino said...

"hope, "realizing stuff" in a timely manner is one of your not the best at things."

no just started it

El Padrino said...

DICKEY!

tem said...

of course

Spaceman Spiff said...

back to back no-nos?

El Padrino said...

no he won again 9 wins could be the NL starter at the all-star game

also, 24+ scoreless inning streak

35 to go?

El Padrino said...

who is that hershiser? 59 i think

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea

Blue said...

"no he won again 9 wins could be the NL starter at the all-star game"

right

Blue said...

bet?

El Padrino said...

no

but who else?

strasburg? kershaw?

Keef said...

Kershaw sucks

Keef said...

And he has plantar fascitis*

Blue said...

probably cole hamels

El Padrino said...

cole hamels

hahahahahaha
he sucks

El Padrino said...

i'll bet you it wont be cole hamels

Blue said...

leads the NL in K's, has an ERA under 3 and has won 8 games.

and he's from Philly

Blue said...

selig will make it be strasburg

Blue said...

who gets to coach the NL team? LaRussa?

Blue said...

how does that work?

kod said...

"this reminds me of the hot coffee lawsuit from a few years ago"

"If you ever look into the exact details of that suit you'll find it wasn't as ridiculous as it sounds when you first hear it. The BEAST had been warned about the dangers but ignored the warnings if I remember right."


-what screwed McDs on that whole deal was two-fold

a) the coffee was insanely hot, like not even close to any food/drink industry standards, not even in the same ballpark, galaxy.

b) the reason they served it at that crazy temperature was not for the consumers benefit; it was found that they had learned that they could squeeze a few extra cups of coffee out of the same amount of beans and water due to the insanely high temps, that it would cause an estimated amount of injuries leading to an estimated amount of damages, that it would still would be worth paying damages and serving at that temp in light of the extra cups they get out of the same product.


if it hadn't been so outrageously high, AND if it hadn't been for direct proof that it was made at that temp with no consumer preference in mind and weighing liability for injuries v. profits-it would have turned out differently.


I still don't agree with the verdict, but it gets a harder rap than it deserves

El Padrino said...

still larussa

El Padrino said...

leads the NL in K's, has an ERA under 3 and has won 8 games.

and he's from Philly


has 2.65ERA and leads the league in wins

and he's from ny
and throws a knuckleball, which is fun

kod said...

"if the NFL had info that playing football caused head trauma, why can't i sue them for not telling me. or at least not putting a "do not try this at home" label on their product."



because you didn't play in the NFL, you have no standing to sue

kod said...

unless a special relationship exists, in America you generally have no duty to help anybody


good Samaritan laws are changing that a bit I suppose, in a few states.

Blue said...

"has 2.65ERA and leads the league in wins

and he's from ny
and throws a knuckleball, which is fun"

and he's a nobody...that's why he won't start for the NL

Blue said...

"still larussa"

even though he's not a manager anymore?

kod said...

if fucking dodge has to put "closed course, professional driver, do not try this at home" on a commercial where a chick parralel parks then the NFL should be telling me that football is dangerous and i shouldn't be playing it.



that's more to avoid frivolous lawsuits they would otherwise win anyway

they spend a lot of money on attorneys, cheaper to not get sued in the first place, no matter how strong your legal merits are


it sucks, but big corporations often throw out go-away settlement monies (usually around 5-15K) just because it's cheaper than paying their attorneys to fight it

Blue said...

also dodge is the governing body of all motor vehicles

El Padrino said...

even though he's not a manager anymore?

yes

El Padrino said...

"and he's a nobody"

harsh

he's the most interesting man in baseball

sexually abused at 8 years old, born with no ulnar ligament, climbed mt kilamanjaroo, has a nyt best seller book, dealt with infedility, intellect

Keef said...

what does dealt with intellect even mean?

El Padrino said...

nice reading

Keef said...

I don't know what intellect means in the sense that you used it

Keef said...

are you saying he's intellectual?

Blue said...

he means that he lives in NYC so he must be smarter than everyone else

Blue said...

if LaRussa is picking the starter then it will be Alex Lynne

Keef said...

Lance Lynn?

Blue said...

him too

Blue said...

If you care about finances of the US Gov't and the shitstorm we're in, this is a good unbiased video

not republican or democrat, but from an accountant standpoint.

boring and dry, but eye opening and informative.

Blue said...

I went to college with Alex Lynne, he probably won't get to start the ASG for the NL

Blue said...

probably

Keef said...

from an accountant standpoint.



Note to self

(S)

ToddPacker said...

that McDonald's lawsuit was also about insurance lobbyists pushing crazy low payout limits to protect insurance companies from big payouts. hbo doc on it was pretty good

ToddPacker said...

heat gonna crush the celtics tonight

Mize said...

Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles Heatles

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebron was incredible

boston crowd was pure class, threw the ball at wade's head and a beer on lebron

Mize said...

Biggest 20 point blowout ever.(?)

Spaceman Spiff said...

not a peep from simmons yet

Mize said...

He knows they're cooked. Bron's got another big one in him. He was in Darth Bron mode tonight, scowling & shit. I wish he would put on that angry face every night.

Spaceman Spiff said...

relax

Keef said...

boston crowd was pure class, threw the ball at wade's head and a beer on lebron


Remember when Aitch said Boston wasn't racist? That was awesome

Aitch said...

"Remember when Aitch said Boston wasn't racist? That was awesome"

How far did you have to drive to get that bait?

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