Friday, June 01, 2012

50 years





LETS GO METS!

I think Gladiator is my favorite movie.  I want one of those chains with the spiked ball at the end.  Clean out a train real quick.

Beths been on twitter for at least two months.  Get with it people.

Tiago Splitter.  Sounds like a movie bad guy.

I think about the all the times when you screwed me over. - Kimbra

Unilever makes klondike bars and soap.  Good thing they use seperate plants.

Haven't really used the Kindle Fire yet.  Seems cool.

My kids drink mad milk yo.

Next week I will post all the ten things I am not the best at.  Don't want to do that today since I wont be around to argue the list.

Someone tolt me Lebron faded in crunchtime again the other night.  Cannot wait for the SPURS to smash them.  WORK.

WHAT IS WITH THE BRAVES ANS VISION PROBLEMS.

Piece. Weaksauce.



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Beth said...

"Beths been on twitter for at least two months."

And I think my output on there will stay at the same rate.

Jugdish said...

wussbag

I want a mustache ride said...

not one mention on ESPN about CARGO hitting a HR in 4 straight plate appearances...

only been done 21 other times in the history of baseball, so roughly the equivalent of a perfect game.

yet not even a sniff of a mention

Tyler said...

What is Beth's Twitter handle?

I want a mustache ride said...

i'm not telling you if you can't figure it out

Tyler said...

Is it any of these:
@MeLoveYouLongTime?
@ChippersMistress?
@Tables?
@MeetMeAtTheClamShack?

Tyler said...

It's @Tables, right?

I want a mustache ride said...

@titsmcgee

Tyler said...

I am now following @Beth_826.

Tyler said...

Every time I fire Facebook up, I get instantly depressed by two people who are always posting depressing stuff. One of them is a friend who just broke up with his fiancee, the other one is Aitch.

Tyler said...

Twitter is for complaining about life, not Facebook.

Tyler said...

I haven't figured out what Google+ is for yet.

Tyler said...

Tumblr is for posting fun stuff.

Tyler said...

That's my guide to social media. You're welcome.

I want a mustache ride said...

aitch just broke up with his baby's mama

I want a mustache ride said...

twitter is for boobs and news

Tyler said...

Aitch missed the chance to bid on Robert Parish's 1981 Championship Ring that went for $45k.

Tyler said...

aitch just broke up with his baby's mama

Oh I know, that's what I'm sayin', his posts are depressing.

Tyler said...

How long did the reconciliation last? 2 or 3 weeks? Or less than that?

I want a mustache ride said...

i don't know, i get my news from LoV

Tyler said...

In case you think I'm being cold-hearted, in my defense; I'm just sayin'.

I want a mustache ride said...

WADR

I want a mustache ride said...

"In case you think I'm being cold-hearted, in my defense; I'm just sayin'."

i'm proud of you for being awesome

Tyler said...

That too.

Tyler said...

With all due respect; I'm just sayin'.

tem said...

Everyone thinks the Spurs will beat the Heat in the finals.

This means the Heat are guaranteed to win the finals.

tem said...

H posts depressing stuff, woe, comments about idiot boston drivers or song lyrics.

the depressing stuff is legit depressing stuff, the woe is woe, the comments about idiot boston drivers are the best and the song lyrics are song lyrics.

I want a mustache ride said...

thanks, now i don't need facebook

Keef said...

Tyler speaks the troof

Keef said...

That The Wanted song is dirty


I'm glad you came, I'm glad you came

Tyler said...

the depressing stuff is legit depressing stuff, the woe is woe, the comments about idiot boston drivers are the best and the song lyrics are song lyrics.

That sums it up. Lately it's been heavy on the depressing and woe and light on the idiot Boston drivers.

tem said...

H is still A OK by me.

tem said...

anyone who is willing to fight my friend and his wife because they are talking to me in Austin is a winner in my book.

Keef said...

Me too. But he just needs to get out and bang hos

tem said...

"Lil Wayne denied entrance to NBA game "


how is this news? he didn't have a ticket. wanted free front row seats the day of the western conference finals...hmmm, maybe the front row seats are already taken.

Keef said...

Racist

tem said...

Lil is an odd first name. i didn't know it was a black name.

tem said...

Lil Jimmy Dickens is white though.

I want a mustache ride said...

tiny tim is white

tem said...

tiny archibald is black

I want a mustache ride said...

why is wayne in OKC anyway?

I want a mustache ride said...

yes but tiny archibalds given name was nate

tem said...

eteo

Tyler said...

H is still A OK by me.

^^^^^^^^^^

Me too. But he just needs to get out and bang hos

^Cosigned

tem said...

we should get H a hooker

Spaceman Spiff said...

"why is wayne in OKC anyway?"

to go to the okc/spurs game last night

Aitch said...

" I want one of those chains with the spiked ball at the end."

A flail

Aitch said...

" he just needs to get out and bang hos"

Working on a couple these things. One is 10 years younger than me though... not sure how I feel about being the creepy old man.

Aitch said...

" we should get H a hooker"

Save your money. H does fine on his own. Unless you were gonna hire Beth. In that case yes please.

tem said...

"flail"

saw it in my doctors office, played it on WWF

tem said...

H is turning down free pussy?

Aitch said...

If for no other reason than to piss off EP that the Boston guy got her first.

Beth said...

"Unless you were gonna hire Beth. In that case yes please."

Even blue can't afford me.

I want a mustache ride said...

"Working on a couple these things. One is 10 years younger than me though... not sure how I feel about being the creepy old man."

pederast

I want a mustache ride said...

"Even blue can't afford me"

blue wouldn't have to pay you

Keef said...

"Working on a couple these things. One is 10 years younger than me though... not sure how I feel about being the creepy old man."


Creepy old man might be better than guy who fucks his friend's ex

tem said...

"Even blue can't afford me."

TP can. he has 6 garages.

Keef said...

Csil has been dating this recovering alcoholic dude. Tomorrow night we're all going out. Csil is going to get wasted and it will be awesome

Keef said...

Lil is an odd first name

Lil Padrino

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

not sure how I feel about being the creepy old man


Its not as bad as you think

/tp

Keef said...

Staying home is > than going to work

Tyler said...

Csil has been dating this recovering alcoholic dude. Tomorrow night we're all going out. Csil is going to get wasted and it will be awesome

I guarantee the night is going to end with him telling her that she has a problem.

Tyler said...

And then they will never see each other again.

I want a mustache ride said...

but will the waiter know what you want without you telling

I want a mustache ride said...

how is the ambiance

I want a mustache ride said...

do they automatically refill your water without you asking?

tem said...

csil needs a show.

the date with a recovering alcoholic show would be what you send in for emmy consideration.

Tyler said...

csil needs a show.

Yes, film this weekend and you've got your pilot.

tem said...

"I guarantee the night is going to end with him telling her that she has a problem."

other option is that he falls off the wagon and hit the liquor hard.

Keef said...

grate picture

Tyler said...

"Woolridge was arrested in February for stealing aluminum tubing at a drill site in Desoto Parish. The material was sold for scrap."

Jesus.

Keef said...

Did you guys see CARGO had a HR in 4 straight AB?

I want a mustache ride said...

everybody has a picture with ewing like that.

tem said...

from the weekend:

"Did you guys see CARGO had a HR in 4 straight AB?"



*fixed

I want a mustache ride said...

not one mention of that on ESPN


and correction, it was 4 straight Plate appearances

Keef said...

It was mentioned on twitter

I want a mustache ride said...

the astros intentionally walked him his next time up

I want a mustache ride said...

job opening working for a company that has a direct link to the PGA tour.

probably would have to take a pay cut though...

hmmm..

I want a mustache ride said...

guess it would depend on how much of a pay cut

tem said...

tem got a raise today.

I want a mustache ride said...

i'm proud of tem

tem said...

thank you

Mize said...

Black twitter was hilarity with the reactions to Wayne getting Mutombo'd

tem said...

black twitter = incorrect terminology /LP

Keef said...

Twigger nitter

Aitch said...

I have my spare apartment keys back. I have officially cut all ties to BMH...

I want a mustache ride said...

so you had one last romp?

tem said...

you rent a spare apartment?

tem said...

"Twigger nitter"

ISWYDT

tem said...

"I have officially cut all ties to BMH..."


are you going to go for joint custody?

I want a mustache ride said...

he's going on maury to see if he is the father

I want a mustache ride said...

H can friend the show on facebook

Keef said...

Good for you, h. Leave that shit in your train

NS

Keef said...

Trail

tem said...

now H owns a train?

I want a mustache ride said...

he's the train engineer

Mize said...

Peace out. Appleton time.

Aitch said...

I love trains!!

/Beth

El Padrino said...

"What is Beth's Twitter handle?"

MY DIIIIIIIIIICCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Aitch said...

Is EP actually playing ketchup*

tem said...

they don't allow twitter handles that short.

I want a mustache ride said...

all about the girth

I want a mustache ride said...

tiger woo

tied for the lead

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem, kampmann or ellenburger

Keef said...

Johan working on a no no

I want a mustache ride said...

no hits through 8

I want a mustache ride said...

beltran will probably watch strike 3

I want a mustache ride said...

and lp is working at some bar mitzvah

ToddPacker said...

Beltran should have had a hit in this game... bad call

ToddPacker said...

"and lp is working at some bar mitzvah"

sent him a text and told him to get to a tv

I want a mustache ride said...

i'm hoping the mlb network switches over

I want a mustache ride said...

oh, they did

Mize said...

.

I want a mustache ride said...

two pretty close bloopers


it's meant to be tonight

I want a mustache ride said...

johan's got the nerves

I want a mustache ride said...

full count

I want a mustache ride said...

and the curse is broken

Mize said...

gay

ToddPacker said...

your face is gay

Keef said...

I did all i could to jinx them

tem said...

Fight probably over and ill still get it wrong...ellenberger.

Spaceman Spiff said...

don't mess with the jo-han

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Fight probably over and ill still get it wrong...ellenberger.'

very wrong

El Padrino said...

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

El Padrino said...

replay today 12:30, Monday 7:30

El Padrino said...

mike fucking baxter

El Padrino said...

NO HAN!

El Padrino said...

IN YOUR FACE KOD PIECE

El Padrino said...

whats crazy is one of the guys who was traded for santana pitched a perfecto earlier this year not for the Twins though

El Padrino said...

eat a dick San Diego

El Padrino said...

cant believe i missed it live

fucking work

El Padrino said...

probably saved myself a few years live

stress kills b

El Padrino said...

Santana joins Dwight Gooden as only the second pitcher to throw his first no-hitter after pitching for ten years or more, and Santana is the oldest pitcher to throw a no-hitter (age 33) since Randy Johnson threw his perfect game at age 40 in 2004.

El Padrino said...

going out to get the paper

tem said...

"probably saved myself a few years live"


knows english /as.

Beth said...

"If you want to be technical, Johan Santana’s no-hit bid should have ended in the sixth inning Friday night, when old friend Carlos Beltran pulled a rope down the third-base line. Chalk kicked up. Umpire Adrian Johnson called it foul. Baseball’s expanded instant replay — included in the new collective bargaining agreement, not yet enacted — would have overturned it."

Beth said...

So when is a no-hitter not really a no-hitter? When it's the Mess.

El Padrino said...

lick my balls

El Padrino said...

one thing about working parties, i get the scoop on all the hot new music

downloading like nuts right now

Keef said...

I'm so tired. I had to work last night.

/LP

Keef said...

It'll be grate when Johan has to go on the DL with more arm problems after throwing a billion pitches last night

El Padrino said...

haters gon hate

Keef said...

It's 1 win

Keef said...

FU pitcher threw a no no last night, too. Good night for TP

El Padrino said...

50 years bro, 50 years

8000+ games

Nolan, Doc, Cone, Seaver, Darling, El Sid, Pedro

its amazing they didnt have one

Keef said...

Beltran had a hit

Keef said...

If it was the Padres, who have been around almost as long w/o a no hitter, this wouldn't be a big deal. But it's fucking new york

El Padrino said...

stop it, they played the most games in MLB history without one

El Padrino said...

it would be a big deal if it was the Padres

bigger deal because of Johan and the mets have been around longer than the padres

El Padrino said...

padres have also never won a ws or have a player hit for the cycle

Keef said...

Padres won't win a WS in our lifetime

El Padrino said...

why am i talking to you on a sat?

Keef said...

Your* lonely

Keef said...

I'm waiting for bgas to get tired so I can work in the yard

Aitch said...

Man, you guys are brutal. Let EP have his moment.

Keef said...

No

ToddPacker said...

"If it was the Padres, who have been around almost as long w/o a no hitter, this wouldn't be a big deal. But it's fucking new york"

cm waaaaaaaaaay more important than whale's vagina

ToddPacker said...

"FU pitcher threw a no no last night, too. Good night for TP"

grate sports night, but I'm still doing shit around the new house. hate doing that stuff. been to lowes and home depot a lot lately

Beth said...

"Man, you guys are brutal. Let EP have his moment."

Yeah, cause if the roles were reversed he'd be so nice about it.

s

Keef said...

So far csil hasn't had a drink

tem said...

That's a boring story.

Keef said...

That's as exciting as it got with her. She put on a fake "I'm ok with not drinking" front all night

Mize said...

I'm home.

Mize said...

Shit, I gotta post.

Mize said...

"So far csil hasn't had a drink"

What a bitch.

Keef said...

She's so retarded. She is so desperate to have a man that she'll act like she doesn't need to drink when she's around him.

Mize said...

I'll never get that mindset.

Mize said...

The thirst in people is so real.

Mize said...

Apparently this chick I find rather attractive was axing about me last weekend whilst on a mini vacay.

Keef said...

Fucking Tiger!

Keef said...

Just flopped in a grate shot to tie for the lead

Keef said...

Fist pumps are blazin

Mize said...

I love Tiger

Keef said...

The thirst in people is so real.



Everyone was talking about it all night. The bowling alley has couches down on the lane and csil just sat next to her boy on the couch, drinking iced tea whilst everyone else was up hooping and hollering. It was just awkward for them

Mize said...

He should have broken the ice with a few cocktails

Mize said...

My mantra regarding alcohol since moving back here to reboot my life has been 'I don't want to quit drinking, I just want to reel it in and be able have drinks like a normal person'. I feel it's been working pretty well.

Keef said...

He should have broken the ice with a few cocktails



He's a recovering alcoholic

Keef said...

My mantra regarding alcohol since moving back here to reboot my life has been 'I don't want to quit drinking, I just want to reel it in and be able have drinks like a normal person'. I feel it's been working pretty well.



That's what we were talking about with hsil & her bf at the end of the night. But csil can't do that. She has to get fucking shit canned whenever she drinks

Mize said...

"He's a recovering alcoholic"

I know that. So am I.

Mize said...

"That's what we were talking about with hsil & her bf at the end of the night. But csil can't do that. She has to get fucking shit canned whenever she drinks"


It isn't easy. I have nights where I go out or am up north, and I get shitbagged, but not out of control like in the past.

Keef said...

Tiger is redonk

Keef said...

I know that. So am I.


He was in rehab forever I guess.

Keef said...

It isn't easy. I have nights where I go out or am up north, and I get shitbagged, but not out of control like in the past.


She will never get it. Her priorities are all fucked up. She'll forever be a 12 year old

Keef said...

Tiger won

Mize said...

"He was in rehab forever I guess."


So he probably didn't want to get well on his own.

Mize said...

"It isn't easy. I have nights where I go out or am up north, and I get shitbagged, but not out of control like in the past."


See also: Mike......I broke the van last night. (._.)

Keef said...

You weren't out of control like csil gets out of control

Keef said...

Bowling was frustrating last night. We played 2 games and I didn't have 1 strike. But if it was no tap I would have had 250. I ended up with a 135 and a 156. Not good.

Mize said...

"You weren't out of control like csil gets out of control"


Not that night, but in the past, probably. I'd also generally be out of control alone, so there weren't witnesses.

Keef said...

Are you sticking up for her?

Mize said...

NO. Not at all. Just kind of relating, and maybe giving some passive advice.

Mize said...

She's got cranial issues, but that's most likely because she's just a crazy bitch.

Mize said...

She does strike me as somebody that's looking to be rescued, but will never admit it.

Keef said...

Gotcha

Keef said...

Amare got engaged to his baby mama. Cmk is friends with her on FB because they went to HS and played bball together. The ring is fucking massive and ugly

Mize said...

And she won't do it on her own, because she probably already thinks she's the family failure, and doesn't want to ask for help because cmk, hsil, bilk, appear to be well off ion regards to having mentally healthy lives.

Mize said...

"Amare got engaged to his baby mama. Cmk is friends with her on FB because they went to HS and played bball together. The ring is fucking massive and ugly"


Jew ring. Got it.

Mize said...

I started looking at new cars online this weekend. My car is worth $8k in trade-in value, and I only owe like $3200 on it.

Mize said...

Not gonna do it though, because I've never had a car treat me as well as the Aveo and I don't want to risk jinxing it. Plus, there aren't any subcompacts out there that I can custoMeiz the way I want to.

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