Monday, June 18, 2012

I'm Tired, And The Brewers Still Stink

I'm really glad Keith didn't offer me a baseball bet this offseason.  I thought about it a lot, and would have wisely said NO.  But then Keith would have called me all kinds of pussies and fags.  That would have sucked. 

We did some fishing off the pier this weekend.  Nothing fancy, just beavertail worms hanging under bobbers.  Caught around about a dozen, and it was fun enough. 

I was gonna put some pictures up for you retards that don't have facebook accounts, but fuck you guys.  I'm fucking tired.  Talk to youse at work.

Oh, hey, HEATLES!


125 comments:

tem said...

The Heat are a quarter of the way to back to back titles.

tem said...

I'd type it Boston like but I don't do that well . Quahtah da way ta bahhhk da bahhhk.

Mize said...

Brilliant.

Mize said...

I'm just happy to not be putting in the OT for a while. 6:30 to 5:00 kinda stinks.

Mize said...

Cue H with cabbie and limo woe.

Mize said...

I have no food for lunch. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??!!??!!

tem said...

buy some food?

tem said...

steal some food?

tem said...

not eat?

El Padrino said...

meiz good posting lasted long

Mize said...

I was exhausted and drunk.

El Padrino said...

WOE

Mize said...

I was living the sruggle life with that woe. Should have gone to bed at 8:00

El Padrino said...

i got a belly full of clams and a porterhouse

Mize said...

fried clams are delicious.

Blue said...

"I have no food for lunch. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??!!??!!"

go to subway?

tem said...

meiz should have the drivers get him drive thru.

Aitch said...

Meiz trying to bait me is cute.

Mize said...

The answer is Subway. 6" Spicy Italian.

El Padrino said...

bad answer

tem said...

from the weekend post...re: rodney king.


1) fucking pools
2) black people can't swim
3) fucking pools

Keef said...

Don't you work at a food distributor?

tem said...

Dear Hollywood:

Nobody wants to see Rock of Ages because it is about Sex and Drugs and Rock N Roll, but rated PG-13.

Nobody wants to see That's My Boy because the dude staring with Adam Sandler is a douche. We still like Sandler enough to watch him, but if you pair him with douchebags then we don't want to watch.

Thanks and Regards

Mize said...

"Don't you work at a food distributor?"


Unfortunately, that doesn't mean they supply our lunches. It ain't a short order diner, ya know.

Beth said...

"We still like Sandler enough to watch him"

Not all of us.

El Padrino said...

this guys name is Webb?

Webb is his first name?

Mize said...

You've never heard of Webb Simpson? He's kinda good.

El Padrino said...

no i dont follow golf

El Padrino said...

why make shoes with shackles

tem said...

"Not all of us."

hush you

Keef said...

Giraffe hooves are the size of dinner plates.

Keef said...

Unfortunately, that doesn't mean they supply our lunches. It ain't a short order diner, ya know.



I wasn't saying they provided food. But don't they have a cafeteria?

El Padrino said...

bait shop syndrome

Blue said...

which size dinner plates?

Mize said...

AWWWWWWWW, crap! Juneteenth day tomorrow, ya'll.

Mize said...

"But don't they have a cafeteria?"

Nope. Boggles my mind. You would think we'd have some sort of cheap food options here, other than crappy vending machine food.

Mize said...

We have all this food here, and these chefs in the building...No lunch for you! You buy Subway!

Keef said...

Nope.


wow

Spaceman Spiff said...

"China suspended three officials and apologized to a woman who was forced to undergo an abortion seven months into her pregnancy

Feng Jianmei, 23, was beaten by officials and forced to abort the baby at seven months on June 2 because her family could not afford a 40,000 yuan (US$6,300) fine for having a second child

Photos of Feng lying on a hospital bed with the blood-covered baby, reportedly stillborn after a chemical injection killed it, were posted online and went viral, prompting a public outpouring of sympathy and outrage."

pic

Aitch said...

Fucking China

/EP

Aitch said...

Going for my motorcycle permit this week...

Keef said...

H's FB status 12 months from now...


Just my luck. Riding on the bike and it's raining. FML

tem said...

"Photos of Feng lying on a hospital bed with the blood-covered baby, reportedly stillborn after a chemical injection killed it, were posted online and went viral, prompting a public outpouring of sympathy and outrage."

i do not want to see those photos.

Keef said...

LP
Your name/pic is Votto's sack on my chin

Keef said...

i do not want to see those photos.



^^^

tem said...

keith is a debbie downer.

tem said...

i'm going to china in october to visit csilotem

Mize said...

"Going for my motorcycle permit this week..."


Don't die.

Mize said...

Or die. Either way, it isn't my choice.

Blue said...

like MILK

Keef said...

keith is a debbie downer.



what did i do

El Padrino said...

fucking china

Votto's sack on my chin said...

you like votto's sack keef?

Votto's sack on my chin said...

"Going for my motorcycle permit this week..."

of course you are

Keef said...

you like votto's sack keef?



it's on your chin, not mine

Blue said...

did votto dunk on him?

Mize said...

He put his weiner in his mouth

Blue said...

oh, i get it

Blue said...

he's a deepthroater

tem said...

"what did i do"

rained on H's motorcycle parade.

Keef said...

It's hard to keep track of all the weiner's that go in LP's mouf

Keef said...

rained on H's motorcycle parade.



I like to think of it as predicting the future

tem said...

enough about H, throw down a csil story.

Keef said...

No crazy stories. She got drunk at the reception on Saturday. But she kept denying that she was drunk. We got back to the house and me & cmk went to bed and csil stayed out on the patio with her brother, and she was yelling everything. So I had to yell out the winder* for her to shut up.

Keef said...

She was getting jealous at the reception because bgas was getting all of the attention when she went out on the dance floor

ns

Keef said...

We were making fun of her all weekend because her on the wagon bf's name is "aaron" but it's spelled Ehren. We kept pronouncing it "egh-ren" all weekend and she was getting pisst*

tem said...

Ehren


saw that in my dentists office /lp

tem said...

you are supposed to get drunk at weddings.

Blue said...

yes, and have sex with bridesmaids

tem said...

unless meiz is the bridesmaid

Keef said...

The bridesmaids were < than stellar

Keef said...

you are supposed to get drunk at weddings.


I had a couple beers & a glass of champagne. That's all I felt like

tem said...

the last wedding i went to had a good looking set of bridesmaids.

they were all about 22 yrs old though so i felt creepy.

tem said...

H would have loved it though.

Blue said...

22 is old enough

tem said...

22 is old enough, but i still felt creepy

Keef said...

maybe you're just a creep

Keef said...

Suspended Saints player Jonathan Vilma left an appeals hearing with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell after about an hour Monday, denying he had a role in New Orleans' bounty program and saying the process is unfair.

The linebacker's attorney, Peter Ginsberg, said the NFL requested an adjournment to Monday afternoon, but he and Vilma refused. Ginsberg called the hearing "a sham" and said Goodell failed to present the evidence on which he based his decision to impose Vilma's season-long suspension.

tem said...

there is no good evidence.

only a bunch of heresay.

having said that i totally believe there was a bounty system.

tem said...

what are the fights on the UFC card this weekend?

is anyone not hurt?

Blue said...

being the only one in line at lunch without a free sub coupon kinda sucks

Votto's sack on my chin said...

im going to yell at someone real soon

Votto's sack on my chin said...

how was utar

keeef

Votto's sack on my chin said...

Ehren

not Irish at all

Keef said...

how was utar

keeef




Where we were at was in BFE, but it was cool. The cabin we rented was nice. Sat on top of a hill overlooking the whole area. The 8 hour drive each way licked my taint.

tem said...

8hr with wife, kid and csil had to suck.

tem said...

"im going to yell at someone real soon"

who hurt you?

Blue said...

I gotta see this show

Spaceman Spiff said...

brad pitt almost died before he became famous, according to that show

Votto's sack on my chin said...

I gotta see this show

summit 3

Keef said...

8hr with wife, kid and csil had to suck.



Wife was cool. She took care of the music. Bgas was actually better behaved in the car than csil was. (NS). She just sat there and would snack on some things and watched the TV shows that we had on the ipad. Csil would start messing with bgas, like putting her hand in front of her face, or blocking the ipad screen or whatever, and bgas would scream. Cmk would tell her not to scream and I said if csil was badgering me for no reason, I'd yell at her too.

Votto's sack on my chin said...

csil sounds awful

Keef said...

She was ok when she was asleep

tem said...

csil needed a dvd player to watch the real houswives of _____ or to watch Mob Wives of Chicago or whatever.

Keef said...

she needed to ride in the other car

Keef said...

We should of* put her in a chair on the roof like Aunt Edna

tem said...

you could have drug her behind the car in a wagon.

Keef said...

Goddamn NBC

Blue said...

NBC didn't molest those kids

Keef said...

oh

Keef said...

Roger Clemens found not guilty on all six counts in Congressional perjury case.

Votto's sack on my chin said...

interesting

tem said...

"NBC didn't molest those kids"

you don't know that

tem said...

i think Beth should do a mailbag post.

Votto's sack on my chin said...

i conquer*

Votto's sack on my chin said...

piece

Beth said...

"i think Beth should do a mailbag post."

Dont you need mail to do a mailbag post?

Keef said...

SG does them all the time w/o mail

Blue said...

does he still do them?

Keef said...

do you?

Aitch said...

Got out of work early today. Got my permit. Good times.

Aitch said...

Keith is definitely a debbie downer

Mize said...

"Keith is definitely a debbie downer"


This isn't anything new.

Keef said...

OK woes bros

Keef said...

I love you guys, though

Aitch said...

You do it in a mostly comical and charming way though. You're definitely my favorite douchebag.

Keef said...

awww

Aitch said...

And I think I have kept the woe to a bearable minimum lately.

Keef said...

not counting FB?

Keef said...

Kielbasa with peppers & onions for dinner. Mize's favorite

Mize said...

Yuck

Mize said...

So the official Mess twitter is calling Johan a "No Hit King" now? Really?

Mize said...

Going to the Breer's game tonight.

Mize said...

I'm not happy with how my post-work day is rounding out. Just need to plow away a couple more grand and get the fuck out of that house.

Mize said...

Fucking forgot my shaver up north. Struggle woe Tuesday.

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