Wednesday, June 13, 2012

I'll take Durant

He's the best player in the world. Here's the difference, when he shoots, you're surprised when he misses. When Lebron shoots, you're almost surprised if he makes it. Durant is so smooth. Trade Lebron for Durant and Miami wins by 25.

Oh Greg Oden...what could have been.

I sure hate Shane Battier...Miami dribbles out the clock down 11...hilarious.

Good Game, Good Effort...or something.

If Erin Andrews was going to have some work done, she'd get her nose fixed, not her breasts enlarged.

I think Durant hugged every black person in Oklahoma.

The rockies are awful...i mean historically bad pitching awful. When your team ERA is over 6, you know you're in trouble.

There are lots of fires here...none worse than the burning fire in beth's loins for me.

(she forgot her medication i guess)

I hiked to the top of a tall mountain on Saturday. It might seem lame, but it's a pretty cool accomplishment for a fatass like me. I know EP would have worked that mountain, but no fucking way he would have been able to breathe at 14k feet above sea level.

I think i'm going to take my department on a hike similar and have it be a "team building event" I'm an awesome boss.

I haven't downloaded the pictures yet or i'd post one or two from the top (next week).

That's it for this week. Durant = Good.

179 comments:

El Padrino said...

erins nose is not that bad

El Padrino said...

"but no fucking way he would have been able to breathe at 14k feet above sea level."

you were able to breath but you think i wouldnt?

stop it

El Padrino said...

Durant.

tem said...

"If Erin Andrews was going to have some work done, she'd get her nose fixed"


^^^^

tem said...

" but no fucking way he would have been able to breathe at 14k feet above sea level."


13,999 feet 9.5 inches above sea level

tem said...

" haven't downloaded the pictures yet or i'd post one or two from the top (next week)."

we all want to see the top of hot secretary.

tem said...

i barked up the blow me even though it is period time tree.

nothing was up that tree.

my game is too weak to get a period BJ.

Blue said...

"you were able to breath but you think i wouldnt?"

I live at 6k feet. I regularly ski above 12K feet.

#1 issue with people coming and trying to hike the mtns here is altitude sickness. doesn't matter your fitness level, if you aren't used to the altitude, you'll get sick

tem said...

meis hates being right about that shit

El Padrino said...

"#1 issue with people coming and trying to hike the mtns here is altitude sickness. doesn't matter your fitness level, if you aren't used to the altitude, you'll get sick"

i'd have to take a few days to get used to it

Blue said...

you're right. If you hung out at like a basecamp for a day or two before hiking, you'd be fine

tem said...

"#1 issue with people coming and trying to hike the mtns here is altitude sickness. doesn't matter your fitness level, if you aren't used to the altitude, you'll get sick"

looks like a cut n paste

Mize said...

Don't forget EP's "asthma"

El Padrino said...

too bad tp is in seattle coulda seen the mets in his home town

Blue said...

yeah, poor planning

tem said...

good planning /cmtp

Keef said...

Remind me again who's paying for this


/TP

Keef said...

That was awesome

Beth said...

Remind me again who's not getting laid for a long time.

/cmtp

Keef said...

Lil Wayne
Again I was treated like sh!t by the Thunder arena staff...dam..I hope da Heat beat da dog sh!t out em!!




Woe. Sucks being famous and not getting whatever you want

Keef said...

Remind me again who's not getting laid for a long time.

/cmtp




Side piece

(S)

tem said...

did he ask for front row seats to the 1st game of the finals 2 hours before tipoff?

tem said...

also, Lil Wayne has to know that he isn't that popular in OK city.

at least not as popular as he is in NYC.

Blue said...

durant buys all the courtside seats for the 7 black people in Oklahoma

Blue said...

Even Alonzo Mourning couldn't sit courtside

tem said...

OK City has about 78,000 black people.

Keef said...

Zo was in the handicapped seating area

El Padrino said...

that arena is real white

tem said...

Notable people born in Oklahoma City

Bibi Jones, pornstar



blessed be

tem said...

Notable current residents of Oklahoma City metropolitan area

Ashlynn Brooke, a former pornographic actress.


blessed be

Blue said...

porn chicks like to live in OKC

Blue said...

isn't that Ashlynn Brook the one who used to live in Gilbert?

tem said...

i imagine el pad and keith know that.

tem said...

wall

El Padrino said...

tps is absolutely manhandling me

Mize said...

Dumb truck drivers are annoying today.

Mize said...

"Dumb truck driver"


Department of redundancy department

tem said...

"Dumb truck drivers are annoying today"


^^^^


had some fucker going 55 in the fast lane on the way to work just holding up the show.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Keef said...

Some early Chinese coins were shaped like knives.

Keef said...

isn't that Ashlynn Brook the one who used to live in Gilbert?



No. That was Ashton Moore

Blue said...

"dem tits"

holy god those are great

ToddPacker said...

"too bad tp is in seattle coulda seen the mets in his home town"

yes poor planning

ToddPacker said...

instead of Mets/rays I get to see padres/mariners

ToddPacker said...

I was up at 5:30am.... fuckin westcoast

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Actor Mark Wahlberg is returning to school later this month to study for his high school diploma."

if i had been in high school, columbine wouldn't have went down like that

/mahky mahk

Keef said...

I was up at 5:30am.... fuckin westcoast




How's the hotel couch?

Blue said...

"I was up at 5:30am.... fuckin westcoast"

that's 2:30 in HI

Keef said...

Whatta on the west coast, playa?

/LP

kod said...

"Washington Redskins fans who treasure their team’s nickname may want to cast their eyes westward tonight as North Dakotans vote on whether to preserve their team’s own divisive mascot.

Measure 4 in North Dakota is one of the most significant developments in the decades-long controversy over American Indian mascots used by colleges and pro sports teams."

and today....

"Voters overwhelmingly supported a referendum to retire the University of North Dakota "Fighting Sioux" nickname and logo.

In fact, every county except one voted to end the controversy, the paper said."


wow, ND, you gave me kod chills

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.

Keef said...

Funny, I hit refresh and it took me to the bottom of the screen. I started scrolling up, without reading the comment, and saw it was a 2 scroller and instantly knew kod had commented

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Harper was asked after the game if — because it’s legal for 19 year-olds to drink in Canada — he was going to go get a celebratory beer. His response: ”That’s a clown question, bro.”"

Keef said...

Yes. Got it

tem said...

i wonder where the fighting sioux are going to play there games?

the dude who built the stadium for them didn't want them to change the name and since he leases the stadium to them for $1 might refuse to lease it to them anymore.

tem said...

there...knows English...

Keef said...

tem marries a girl from ND and all of a sudden he's an expert on everything ND

tem said...

"Measure 4, if approved, will allow the University of North Dakota to use the "Fighting Sioux" nickname and logo by repealing Senate Bill 2370, a law that repealed an earlier mandate requiring the use of the nickname. SB 2370 went into effect on December 1, 2011, and the university began the process of retiring the the nickname and logo.[4]

Measure 4 was proposed by members of the Spirit Lake Sioux tribe.[5] "


so the indians wanted them to keep the nickname, but the citizens said there was no way....

tem said...

"tem marries a girl from ND and all of a sudden he's an expert on everything ND"

keef knows

tem said...

a yes vote meant the school had to drop the nickname.

i wonder how many people thought yes meant they get to keep the nickname.

Aitch said...

Unless I am reading your post wrong, didn't yes mean they COULD use the nickname?

tem said...

nope...

"A “Yes” vote on the measure means a vote for the University of North Dakota to drop the nickname, while a “No” vote keeps the nickname.[6]

El Padrino said...

dat

Keef said...

Anthony told Morgan she didn't trust law enforcement, and that the public image of her is still wildly inaccurate.

"I've never been a party girl. I don't drink now. I've probably had a handful of beers since I've been on probation," she said.




So you drink. Got it

El Padrino said...

show your tits casey

El Padrino said...

piers morgan is a jagaloon

Keef said...

i had to google that

kod said...

"Measure 4 was proposed by members of the Spirit Lake Sioux tribe.[5] "

"so the indians wanted them to keep the nickname, but the citizens said there was no way...."


well, 2 things come to mind

1) because members of the SLS Tribe proposed it, "the indians" wanted them to keep it? That's like saying because AZ enacted the immigration reform measures, "Americans" wanted it. Nationwide polls will show far differently

or, stated more simply, there are more Indians in North Dakota than a select number of members from 1 tribe

2) You know Indians living in North Dakota are citizens of both the United States and North Dakota, right? It's not Indians v. citizens, but that's a bit semantic I suppose

kod said...

"Measure 4 was proposed by members of the Spirit Lake Sioux tribe.[5] "


I also wonder if part of that is because they correctly figured the outcome. If you know something will lose on referendum, and you want it to fail, makes science* to say, put it to a vote

Keef said...

well, 2 things come to mind


Uh uh, tem. You done woke the beast

tem said...

i wanted to wake the beast

tem said...

"That's like saying because AZ enacted the immigration reform measures, "Americans" wanted it."


you know that people from AZ are also Americans right?

tem said...

"so the indians wanted them to keep the nickname, but the citizens said there was no way...."

the citizens voted against it, they said there was no way.

in that case the citizens didn't exclude the indians.

and if indians put it on the ballot it is not incorrect to say the indians wanted it.

tem said...

"Measure 4 was proposed by members of the Spirit Lake Sioux tribe.[5] "


or rephrased....Measure 4 was proposed by indians.

Keef said...

you know that people from AZ are also Americans right?



You've obviously never been to AZ

El Padrino said...

"PA WORKING TO PROVIDE ALTERNATIVES TO LOWER MANHATTAN PATH SERVICE DURING PRESIDENT OBAMA’S VISIT TO WTC SITE ON THURSDAY

PATH service to and from the World Trade Center site is subject to suspension for an undetermined period of time roughly between 3 p.m. and 6 p.m. on Thursday."

What a dick

El Padrino said...

the fuck is this shit kod is rapping

El Padrino said...

fucking belicheck

Keef said...

Some Notre Dame bullshit

tem said...

either a 120 scroller is on the way or kod did not take the bait.

tem said...

the United States Professional Clown Association (USPCA) is demanding an apology from Bryce Harper for using clown in a deragatory manner on Tuesday.

Blue said...

"2) You know Indians living in North Dakota are citizens of both the United States and North Dakota, right? It's not Indians v. citizens, but that's a bit semantic I suppose"

what if they're living in North Dakota but they're from the tribe in Canada?

Blue said...

then they're not citizens of either

Mize said...

"piers morgan is a jagaloon"


I love calling people jagaloons.


Look at this fuckin' jagaloon.

Mize said...

cracks me right up.

El Padrino said...

your face cracks me right up

Blue said...

you know meiz isn't jewish right?

Mize said...

What do Jews have to do with anything?

Blue said...

what don't they have to do with anything

Keef said...

the United States Professional Clown Association (USPCA) is demanding an apology from Bryce Harper for using clown in a deragatory manner on Tuesday.



stop it

El Padrino said...

there isnt a box riley can sit in?

El Padrino said...

serious im getting absolutely abused here

El Padrino said...

there are no holes left to fill

El Padrino said...

combined salary of the people i have spoken to today = 30 million dollars

all the big dogs are out today

kod said...

"what if they're living in North Dakota but they're from the tribe in Canada?"


then, they are either dual citizens, US citizens only or.....


Canadian citizens who have special rights other non-US citizens don't enjoy, like free passage into and outside of the US....no need for a drivers license or passport, Tribal ID will do (courtesy of the Jay Treaty)

kod said...

"That's like saying because AZ enacted the immigration reform measures, "Americans" wanted it."


"you know that people from AZ are also Americans right?"


well duh, the entire analogy hinged on that inference; I'm not sure how you missed that.


People from AZ are Americans, just because they are Americans doesn't mean that what a select number wants is what "Americans" on the whole want. If Arizonans were not Americans, there would be no parallels to your comment

tem said...

if arizonans want it and arizonans are americans then by definition americans want it.

you keep adding words like "on the whole" to the conversation.

stop adding things.

kod said...

and if indians put it on the ballot it is not incorrect to say the indians wanted it.


maybe, but what are you doing is using the term "Indians" to apply a broad generalization across all members of the group. Otherwise, you would have said "some Indians" or " a select number of Indians". You used the term that could mean two, could mean all....and you did not do choose that term by accident clearly

tem said...

if a = b

and b = c

then c = a


it is science.

tem said...

"maybe, but what are you doing is using the term "Indians" to apply a broad generalization across all members of the group. Otherwise, you would have said "some Indians" or " a select number of Indians". You used the term that could mean two, could mean all....and you did not do choose that term by accident clearly"


i can't be held responsible for how you interpret things.

El Padrino said...

is this a slapper?

kod said...

i can't be held responsible for how you interpret things.



you can be, and you are, when you purposefully choose words geared towards one certain (faulty) interpretation, which is exactly what you did....you can pretend you didn't, but you're only fooling EP

Blue said...

why wouldn't the indians want it.

without the mascots people would forget the indians ever existed

kod said...

"without the mascots people would forget the indians ever existed"



now you know I'll never let that happen

Blue said...

until they needed to go to a casino or buy some fireworks

El Padrino said...

we need to add an academic element to the LOV-lympics

apparentely kod thinks im dumb

kod said...

"is this a slapper?"


doesn't feel like one; more just throwing out bait

Blue said...

what if instead of being the fighting sioux...they were just the sioux?

or they were the pleasant plains sioux

Blue said...

"apparentely kod thinks im dumb"

hey now.


i don't think it's just kod

kod said...

apparentely kod thinks im dumb




I shouldn't really spoil the secret, but no, I do not think you're dumb at all, I just think you're an easy punchline sometimes (ns)

Blue said...

maybe LP should challenge kod at wwf

Keef said...

yeah, kod is in the minority on that one

S

El Padrino said...

whomever it is

is mistaken

Keef said...

LP isn't dumb. He took marine biology

El Padrino said...

"I do not think you're dumb at all"

apology accepted

kod said...

"what if instead of being the fighting sioux...they were just the sioux?

or they were the pleasant plains sioux"

That's a great question, and one I've thought a lot about, and don't have much of an answer (ns)

-It would definitely be better, but the only nickname I find personally offensive is Redskins

-But, even just naming after Tribes sets up the Tribe and Tribal members for all sorts of indirect taunts and insults from school rivals

-making Scandinavian jokes about the Vikings is one thing. Making jokes about alcoholism, savagery, sacred cultural traditions, etc. is another. Plus, we're talking about Americans and American citizens here.

-is that enough to ban all Indian nicknames? I don't know.

-but more than anything else, I think it should be up to the Tribal Governments...and if they don't vote and make their opinion heard, consent should be implied.

kod said...

implied as long as the name is neutral I should add (I would oppose any implied consent to usages of racial slurs, because that's not something the government can allow, not under Natural Law)

Keef said...

making Scandinavian jokes about the Vikings is one thing. Making jokes about alcoholism, savagery, sacred cultural traditions, etc. is another.




Are stereotypes formed from truths or make believes?

El Padrino said...

BK going HARD

◙ Carolina BBQ Whopper ($3.99): A quarter-pound (4-oz.) beef patty with pepper-Jack cheese, hardwood-smoked bacon, iceberg lettuce, red onion, tomato, “Sweet Southern” dressing and Bull’s-Eye Carolina Style BBQ Sauce on a sesame-seed bun.

◙ Carolina BBQ Chicken Sandwich ($4.79): Grilled (Tendergrill) or fried (Tendercrisp) chicken breast patty, pepper-Jack cheese, hardwood-smoked bacon, iceberg lettuce, red onion, tomato, “Sweet Southern” dressing and Bull’s-Eye Carolina Style BBQ Sauce on a sesame-seed bun.

◙ Memphis Pulled Pork BBQ Sandwich ($3.49): Pulled pork with Sweet Baby Ray’s Sweet ‘n Spicy BBQ sauce, sliced onion and “Sweet Southern” dressing on a toasted “artisan-style” bun.

◙ Texas BBQ Whopper Sandwich ($3.99): A 4-oz. beef patty, American cheese, jalape┼ło slices, red-onion rings, tomato, iceberg lettuce and Bull’s-Eye Texas Style BBQ Sauce on an “artisan-style” bun.

◙ Texas BBQ Chicken Sandwich ($4.79): Grilled (Tendergrill) or fried (Tendercrisp) chicken breast patty, American cheese, jalape┼ło slices, red-onion rings, tomato, iceberg lettuce and Bull’s-Eye Texas Style BBQ Sauce on that “artisan-style” bun.

◙ Frozen Lemonade, Frozen Strawberry Lemonade ($1.99 for 12 oz.; and up): Yes, like McDonald’s. Hey, you go with what works. For those of us outside New York City, a 20-oz. serving will be available.

◙ Sweet Potato Fries ($1.89): Yep, like the sweet-potato fries previously added by Culver’s, Wendy’s and Sonic (OK, theirs are sweet-potato tots). Bandwagons were made to hop aboard.

◙ Bacon Sundae ($2.49): Soft-serve, chocolate fudge, caramel, bacon crumbles and a rasher of hardwood-smoked bacon as a garnish.

Keef said...

What if I said "Hey Scandinavian! Why don't you go out to an island and kill a bunch of kids??"

That would be pretty brutal.

And too soon, probably.

Blue said...

"That's a great question, and one I've thought a lot about, and don't have much of an answer (ns)"

then 2 scroller

Blue said...

"Plus, we're talking about Americans and American citizens here."

so you don't like the patriots nickname.

got. it.

Blue said...

"Plus, we're talking about Americans and American citizens here."

we just gave them citizenship, not like they earned it like the patriots.

Blue said...

kod hates the USA

Keef said...

People from AZ are Americans



Maybe like 70%. Tops

Blue said...

north americans

Keef said...

stop adding words

/tem

Blue said...

it's my fault how you interpret that as "adding words"

tem said...

exactly. everyone knows.

tem said...

apology accepted.

kod said...

"That's a great question, and one I've thought a lot about, and don't have much of an answer (ns)"

then 2 scroller



ha! I knew that was coming, but was 99% it was going to come from Keith

kod said...

"we just gave them citizenship"



but in reality, it was more the other way around

Blue said...

they never offered for us to join their nation

Keef said...

kod is stereotyping me now

Blue said...

can you stereotype an individual?

Keef said...

Can you?

Keef said...

That should of* read "Can you?"

tem said...

i can

kod said...

kod is stereotyping me now



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



ooooh, that's a good point there, damn (ns)

Keef said...

Reading police reports is fun. People do some dumb shit

tem said...

quit stereotyping people

kod said...

"kod hates the USA"



hate is a strong word; I don't hate America at all, not even a bit (ns)


kod is deeply disappointed with the USA and incredibly worried about our future is more accurate

El Padrino said...

why did i look at the man whose face was eaten

tem said...

because you thought it was dong.

Keef said...

hate is a strong word



Kod really really really doesn't like the USA

Keef said...

why did i look at the man whose face was eaten



You saw "bath" and "man" and couldn't help yourself

Blue said...

"why did i look at the man whose face was eaten"

it's not that awful

El Padrino said...

looks like a Watchman

El Padrino said...

did i miss the david stern/jim rome thing here?

Blue said...

el padrino

Blue said...

it's not, i just wanted to say it

El Padrino said...

it's awesome, basically

rome: is the lottery fixed?

stern: have you stopped beating youtr wife yet?



BOOM

El Padrino said...

here

Keef said...

it's not, i just wanted to say it



You could of* left it at el padrino and he never would of* known

El Padrino said...

Stern: "You want to hang up on me?"

Rome: "No, I'm seriously running out of time."

Stern: "Listen, I gotta go call somebody important like Stephen A. Smith back. He's next."

Rome: "OK, you go make that call and I'll go talk to somebody else too I guess. Have a nice day. I did not hang up on him, we are officially out of time."




OHHHHHHHHHHHHH no he didnt

Blue said...

he did

Keef said...

Rome: "OK, you go make that call and I'll go talk to somebody else too I guess. Have a nice day, Chris."


*Fized

Blue said...

stern loved that shit.

you know he did

kod said...

has there ever been an allegation that Rome beat his wife, or was Stern just using it as an example of a loaded question?

Spaceman Spiff said...

loaded question

Aitch said...

Rome/Stern exchange waa awesome.

Aitch said...

WBO is reviewing the Pacquiao/Bradley fight. They can't overturn the decision right? Article on ESPN said they can order a rematch, but would that vacate the loss?

tem said...

they can do whatever they want.

they are KING KONG bitch

Blue said...

"has there ever been an allegation that Rome beat his wife, or was Stern just using it as an example of a loaded question?"

i guess in journalism that's a classic example of a loaded question. something "everybody" knows i guess

Blue said...

"mets plan to appeal one hit in RA dickey's one hitter"

greedy motherfuckers

Keef said...

According to fb Tyler is at the mariners game tonight

Keef said...

Matt Cain, huh

tem said...

he did a good job

Beth said...

So did the defense behind him apparently.

Mize said...

I gotta miss out on my 1st chance to go to a Lakeshore Chinooks game tonight. Too much of a time crunch w/laundry & gutter work I gotta do. Not too happy I'm missing out on the Leinenkugel's Robin Yount fishing lure give away.

Mize said...

I'm eating Doritos.

Hello 200 lbs!

tem said...

good job, good effort.

tem said...

but not a good job or good ever by whoever posts thursdays.

they suck.

Blue said...

stupid jug...getting married

Blue said...

guy on the radio kept saying "i could care less"

all i kept hearing was keith saying.."so you care"

tem said...

and buying a house.

tem said...

keith is in all of our heads.

i constantly hear him saying keith things whenever people around me talk.

Blue said...

he's like the little guy on your shoulder in those cartoons.

except instead of being an angel or a devil, he's got a dictionary and grammar

tem said...

that is a hilarious mental image

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