Tuesday, June 26, 2012

El Pad Q&A tem (boring) edition

Did your parents strike you when growing up?
Not after I was like 4. At least I don’t think so. I don’t really remember anything specific in my life before Age 17. I remember general things like where I went to school and who my friends were, but if you ask me about specific events chances are good I will not remember them. My long term memory is shit. So is my short term memory. Maybe I should sue the NCAA for this football brain injury stuff. In any case, I think I was a pretty good kid, so I didn’t need struck.

Did they run the AC in the summer?
Yeah, we had a window unit in their room and a window unit in the dining room. When I got to hike school I got a window unit.

Do you remember your first kiss?
No. It was probably in fifth grade with Sarah C, but I don’t remember it. (see: memory = bad)

What was your mother's best dish?
She makes good cookies. Her dinner food is solid, but she isn’t some sort of amazing chef. I guess her best dinner dish was some sort of shake n bake pork chop concoction. Pork chops, peas and mac n cheese was a solid dinner.

First car?
1982 RX-7. It was cool. The seats were tore up, but I got some seat covers.

Best friend?
I have lots of people I could call to bail me out if shit got bad, but my friends from way back live somewhere else. So if I needed picked up somewhere I couldn’t call them. My friend Dave from grade school is probably my best friend, but he lives in Pittsburgh and I don’t talk to him that much. Not enough to go telling everyone that he is my bestest friend.

How many fights have you gotten into?
Umm, between 0 and 3. Those were all before I was 14. Most people don’t mess with me and I don’t really have the temperament to start shit. Some drunk guy hit me in the chest a couple years back, but he was hammered and it didn’t have anything on it. He got mad because he was hitting on cmtem (she was just cgftem then) and I marked my territory. Anyway, his friends grabbed him after he hit me and apologized for him. I just told them they might want to get him home before he hurts himself.

Have you committed a crime?
I stole a barstool from a bar. I speed when I drive. So, no, not really. At least nothing that counts.

What was your first job?
After school day care worker. Then day camp counselor. It was OK. I like kids in small doses. They are fun when you can get them all riled up and then send them home to mom and dad before they get cranky. I got yelled at a lot though by one kids’ mom. He was a fat fuck and had asthma. I would always get in trouble because she would find out that he ran. Like I was going to put him on a leash all day so he didn’t run. And to be honest, he was a fat fuck, so what she called running I called fat man walking downhill. It was a little faster than his normal pace, but he wasn’t running.

Favorite sports moment?
I don’t really remember any special sports moments in my life. I have lots of trophies for shit that I don’t remember so maybe one of those would be it for me. The Buccaneers winning the Super Bowl would probably be my favorite sports moment that didn’t involve me. I also really liked it when Ricky Vaughn struck out that guy and the Indians won the pennant. They deserved to win it.


Are you afraid of anything?
Not really. I mean I get nervous at times even now. If I am going to have a big work conversation or even if it is a big at bat in rec league softball (if there can be such a thing) I get nervous. And I get startled, like if a spider comes down and lands on my head I’ll jump up and wipe off my head like 100 times. I probably look like a 3 Stooge. But I don’t really consider those fears.

I guess I am fearful that if me and cmtem have a kid that it will be retarded for whatever reason. Whether it be karma or whatever. It would suck if there was a little tem and he was retarded because of something I did.

It isn’t like I am overly brave though. I am just even keeled and try not to do too many stupid things.

But I wouldn’t say I am afraid of anything in the traditional sense. Heights don’t bother me, closed in spaces don’t bother me, bees don’t scare me, etc….

Any regrets?
Obvious answer is the whole exfemtem stuff, but I don’t regret any of that. I wouldn’t change that. It ended up well for me (at least so far) so I wouldn’t change any of that for fear (aha so I do have fear) of changing the present with cmtem.

I do regret not joining the swim team in high school. Back then it just seemed too gay, but it would have been a good way to build some more muscles, especially not really used ones. It seems now that people my age who swam are in better shape than people who played other sports. I regret not sticking with karate and not learning to play an instrument. Well a cool instrument. I regret not putting more effort into football and baseball. I basically play in 3rd gear. I always wonder what could have been if I had played in 5th gear. Realistically probably the same that happened when I played in 3rd gear, but it sometimes bothers me not knowing for sure.





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Beth said...

"And to be honest, he was a fat fuck, so what she called running I called fat man walking downhill."

This cracked me up for some reason.

Beth said...

And I'm liking the Q&A's, we should rotate postings after the regular posters so that everyone gets to do one.

ns

Blue said...

the streak will probably end tomorrow

Beth said...

Slacker

Beth said...

Ok that's weird, my first 2 comments posted with an old pic when I haven't changed my pic in along time.

Nice job blogger.

El Padrino said...

i like the contrast though

tits

then ass

it's nice

El Padrino said...

good job tem

Blue said...

that was the picture yesterday for a bit too

El Padrino said...

i was thinking of doing more questions

depends on my thursday night drinking

Blue said...

i went 1-13 in fantasy football last year?

tem said...

"i went 1-13 in fantasy football last year?"

good job, good effort.

tem said...

Q&A tem edition seems pretty boring. i didn't get beat and i didn't get into fights.

tem said...

"the streak will probably end tomorrow"


i just cut n pasted meiz's into word yesterday and throughout the day added my answers while i was at work.

then i cut and pasted into the posting thingamajig.

tem said...

so my post should look like cut n paste to yous guys.

never gonna get it said...

I'm craving Jimmy Johns right now. Two Slim 1s, pickle, BBQ chips. Put chips on sando, crunch up, bite pickle, bite sando, chew.


Seems like a lot of work to eat a sandwhich*

tem said...

from an article about breastaurants:

"Tilted Kilt doesn't go so far to call itself a family restaurant. But Lynch understands the risks of crossing a certain line.

"We want to be very PG-13," he says. Its "class in all things" motto also means servers can't have tattoos, piercings or dyed hair. "


WTF? our tilted kilt is full of waitresses with tattoos, piercings and dyed hair....

never gonna get it said...

Same here

El Padrino said...

franchisee, they can do whatever they want

El Padrino said...

bird resigns

El Padrino said...

marlins blown game last night brutal

never gonna get it said...

After school day care worker. Then day camp counselor


Temdusky

kod said...

And I'm liking the Q&A's, we should rotate postings after the regular posters so that everyone gets to do one.

ns


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

kod said...

"Playing his first match since having a medical procedure on his heart, Mardy Fish of the United States hit 24 aces and beat Ruben Ramirez-Hidalgo of Spain 7-6 (3), 7-5, 7-6 (1) at Wimbledon on Tuesday to reach the second round."


Good for Mardy; I've never met him, but I always cheer for Mardy because if he hadn't been *quite* so good at tennis, we would have played on the same hs team

weird I know, but also why I like Jennifer Hudson, even though she only went to my school for about a year or two

El Padrino said...

Temdusky




i laughed out loud

tem said...

"After school day care worker. Then day camp counselor"

one summer for 2 weeks i was the counselor for the oldest girl group.

pool days were hilarious. i had to go into the chicks bathroom and make sure nobody was in there. then let the girls in. then sit outside the door and make sure nobody went in.

Beth said...

I'd have WORKED those girls!

/ep

tem said...

the oldest group was 11-12 yr olds. so yeah, he probably would have tried.

El Padrino said...

gross

Blue said...

give me a second...i need to get my story straight...

Blue said...

my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state

El Padrino said...

wait what is verizon doing

i gotta read this share plan shit
sounds like they are not offering unlimited data plans

Blue said...

they haven't offered unlimited data for like 6 months now

El Padrino said...

lies

Blue said...

unless you're grandfathered in

largest packet you can get is 4gig

El Padrino said...

guy next to me just got the samsung iii the new joint

unlimted data
apparentely thursday is the last day of that offer

ever

El Padrino said...

works for people who want to use ipads and whatnot, share the data plan

pricey though

El Padrino said...

i like that harely davidsons stock symbol is HOG

Aitch said...

Blue is right. Verizon stopped offering unlimited data on new plans. But now they are eliminating it for people who are grandfathered in as well.

El Padrino said...

you are both wrong

just called, im fine for the length of my contract and tomorrow is the last day it's available

Blue said...

maybe differend in NYC, but you haven't been able to buy unlimited data (i manage 110 lines with our corporate verizon account) for awhile now. Maybe if you bitched about it.

And yes, they have to honor whatever is in your contract.

El Padrino said...

"Why Orbitz Steers Mac Users to Costlier Hotels and Rooms"


T, they think if you can afford an apple mac you wont get the cheapest deal

Blue said...

T-wolves trading for budinger.

good move by the twolves...they're building a decent team.

El Padrino said...

dont need unlimited data anyway so no big deal

Blue said...

even mack trucks can't kill fitty cent

tem said...

i have unlimited data and i don't believe that will change as long as i keep my plan.

El Padrino said...

50 is the rap version of unbreakable

never gonna get it said...

dont need unlimited data anyway so no big deal



This. I wondered if my 4GB would be enough, and I've used a total of like 1.6GB in a month & a half

never gonna get it said...

even mack trucks can't kill fitty cent



The rapper?

never gonna get it said...

A bee beats its wings up to 12,000 times each minute.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"unless you're grandfathered in"

funny, since you didnt want it, I dont even come close to using my 2GB per month

Blue said...

yeah, we put everyone in our office on the 2gb plan, and i've yet to see one person go over

El Padrino said...

price will go up though in the end
that's the idea

to give unlimted voice and text but charge through the nose for data plan

Spaceman Spiff said...

H is semi right, grandfathered in unlimited will be gone if you want a suiter phone

if you upgrade from a 3G phone to a 4G LTE phone, no more unlimited data whether youre grandfathered in or not

don't know about if you already had a 4G LTE phone before they made the announcement

thats for verizon

Blue said...

they're doing this ahead of the 4G Iphone

Spaceman Spiff said...

at&t just throttles people who use a shitload of data

never gonna get it said...

Moral of the story is Verizon has us all by the nuts

Blue said...

didn't at&T get rid of their unlimited data plans too?

Aitch said...

" im fine for the length of my contract and tomorrow is the last day it's available"

Isn't that what I said? If you renew your contract after Thursday or whatever day it is, you will no longer be able to get unlimited. Mine is up in december so it will be my excuse to uograde to a 4g phone.

El Padrino said...

i have 4g and im good for two years

im happy

El Padrino said...

now im checking flights to north carolina to visit my stupid sister

Blue said...

that's not what you said...what you said was:

"But now they ah eliminating it fuh people who ah grandfaaathud in aaaas well."

never gonna get it said...

sisters are stupid

Spaceman Spiff said...

"didn't at&T get rid of their unlimited data plans too?"

yea, but grandfathered in still there, but you get throttled after using a certain amount, so it's fake unlimited


in short, yea

Aitch said...

Verizon throttles as well.

Aitch said...

Top 5% of their data users. I was throttled for a couple months. It sucked big time.

Blue said...

"I was throttled for a couple months."

did he at least buy you dinner?

Aitch said...

I yelled at customer service guy and customer service manager. It did not accomplish anything.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Aitch said...

Blue's got jokes.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Davis, known for his connected eyebrows, trademarked the phrases “Fear The Brow” and “Raise The Brow” earlier this month.

“I don’t want anyone to try to grow a unibrow because of me and then try to make money off of it,” Davis told CNBC."

hope this phaggot busts

El Padrino said...

i think he is safe on the unibrow thing

El Padrino said...

200 beans to fly to charlotte is retarded

shit should be a hundo round trip

Aitch said...

Drive.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tell her you're on the no fly list

El Padrino said...

12 hours with two kids through i-81 is also retarded

never gonna get it said...

Top 5% of their data users. I was throttled for a couple months. It sucked big time.



Woe

never gonna get it said...

$200 seems like a fairly cheap ticket for a 2 hour flight

never gonna get it said...

12 hours with two kids through i-81 is also retarded



It's funny how you act like your kids are the biggest inconvenience

El Padrino said...

it's funny that you perceive it that way

El Padrino said...

$200 seems like a fairly cheap ticket for a 2 hour flight

like $150 is fair i've paid less to fly my mother here

never gonna get it said...

move

El Padrino said...

stop it

El Padrino said...

what does that have to do with anything

never gonna get it said...

you wouldn't need to fly

never gonna get it said...

and you wouldn't live in the spendiest place on earth

El Padrino said...

why would i want to live in south carolina that's dumb

never gonna get it said...

live in north carolina

El Padrino said...

even dumber

never gonna get it said...

live in Florida

never gonna get it said...

rent a nice trailer

El Padrino said...

where i live has nothing to do with the price of that ticket

if anything it helps, flights in and out of nyc are on average some of the cheapest in the country

just no deals going on i guess

god damn jet fuel

El Padrino said...

"live in Florida"

tried that

never gonna get it said...

they should build solar planes

Blue said...

then they couldn't fly at night

Blue said...

why is everyone listed as Dwight Howard's "good friend"

josh smith
deron williams

never gonna get it said...

then they couldn't fly at night



My neighbor has solar lights in his yard. They light up at night

Mize said...

North Carolina is quite nice. It's the South Cack you gotta worry about. They don't like no damn yankees down there.

never gonna get it said...

LP is a Mess

tem said...

el pad would work those southerners.

El Padrino said...

rednecks are quite scary

Mize said...

"LP is a Mess"

iswydt

kod said...

"It's the South Cack you gotta worry about. They don't like no damn yankees down there."


I guess it depends where you go in the State(s), but I came across a hell of a lot more rednecks in Florida (Panama City) than I did in South Carolina (Hilton Head)

kod said...

but alas, back to Florida I go next week


At least Clearwater seems a lot nicer than P. City, I sure hope that's the case

El Padrino said...

visiting tp?

tem said...

rednecks are everywhere

ToddPacker said...

I need to throw back a few CLs with Kod when he is in Clearwater next week

never gonna get it said...

TP is like twice kod's size

tem said...

kod is small, so that isn't saying a lot.

Mize said...

Like Ahnold & Devito except with beards

Blue said...

i shaved off my goatee today...makes me feel much younger

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Rockets have traded Chase Budinger to Minnesota for the 18th pick"
"The Rockets now have the 14th, 16th, and 18th picks in the draft and are targeting dwight howard"

Blue said...

""The Rockets have traded Chase Budinger to Minnesota for the 18th pick""

elpad

tem said...

"The Rockets now have the 14th, 16th, and 18th picks in the draft and are targeting dwight howard"


i don't think he is in the draft. and if he is, i don't think he lasts until 14th.

El Padrino said...

does orlando have a coach yet?

never gonna get it said...

I was going to make that joke

El Padrino said...

An Enterprising Woman Is Shopping Photos Of Terrell Owens Masturbating On Skype

Blue said...

"does orlando have a coach yet?"

jeff van gundy

El Padrino said...

you like lying today huh

El Padrino said...

trying to teachmy daughter what a lie is

shit is hilarity so far

Blue said...

bgblue knows what lying is, she does it a lot

El Padrino said...

yes but does she know she's doing it

is the question

never gonna get it said...

trying to teachmy daughter what a lie is

shit is hilarity so far




LP: I'm 5'9.5"

BGLP: Daddy, no your* not

LP: Correct. That is a lie

Blue said...

yeah, she knows she's doing it, she knows it's wrong, and she knows she gets in trouble for it

El Padrino said...

i think she knows when it relates to like, acts

but in general conversation i dont think she knows

it's weird

like if i hear the boy crying and come in and see her with his toy i'll ask

did you take his toy

she'll lie and say no

but i know she did and she knows she did then she cries and admits it says sorry and i tell her not to lie and she seems to understand this

but when she talks like about school for instance i'll be like what did you do today and she'll rattle off things then i'll say what did you eat (preface, she is a TERRIBLE eater) she'll say she ate something she didnt and i'll go are you sure you are telling the truth? and she seems confused by this line of questioning

it's funny

El Padrino said...

it's like a damn baby pecos

tem said...

kids lie?

never gonna get it said...

Suite mug shot

Blue said...

yeah, we don't say "are you telling the truth"

I say "are you lying"...

and she says "yeah, but...." and then rattles off some nonsense about why she had to lie

tem said...

this is where the rationalization training starts

tem said...

she is already learning to be a pain in the ass for someone down the road.

tem said...

wadr

never gonna get it said...

I say "are you lying"...




glass half empty

(S)

never gonna get it said...

she is already learning to be a pain in the ass for someone down the road



They're pains in the ass now playa

/LP

El Padrino said...

"playa"

what am i now terrence howard in Dead Presidents?

tem said...

::Abe Lincoln::

Blue said...

whatta going to seattle playa

El Padrino said...

im no jive turkey

never gonna get it said...

what am i now terrence howard in Dead Presidents?




Just quoting you, playa

El Padrino said...

i dont think ive ever used the word playa

Aitch said...

False

never gonna get it said...

i dont think ive ever used the word playa



So you don't read your own comments now?

Blue said...

i just quoted you

Blue said...

keith is currently looking this up

Aitch said...

You've definitely used playa, homie.

never gonna get it said...

keith is currently looking this up



No. But I remember he used it to axe TP where he was going after TP had already discussed it here

El Padrino said...

prove it then i'll own up to it

/bgep

never gonna get it said...

BGLP learns it from someone

never gonna get it said...

Goddamn

Spaceman Spiff said...

El Padrino said...

aight playa
December 24, 2008 2:49 PM

El Padrino said...

"So EP has Cristal and JW Blue Label. But he's not rich. Got it."

playa hata
May 15, 2009 11:48 AM

El Padrino said...

"EP, did u ever buy MLB 2k9 for your 360?

and hello."

sup playa

ep's xbox broke, liek a week after the microsoft warranty so ep sold it to feed baby ep and is waiting for the xbox 360 wif blu-ray in september, so short answer to your question is no
June 29, 2009 11:28 AM

El Padrino said...

"8:24a: While biased due to Berkshire's ownership of NetJets, Buffett says it is a mistake to criticize company executives for using corporate jets. He says no one should be "demonized." Buffett says Berkshire has made deals it would not have otherwise made because he has access to a private jet."

preach on playa
March 9, 2009 12:38 PM

El Padrino said...

"We could get a lot of mileage out of this one. Do you think all the famous people who are on cribs would watch this and laugh at people like us?"

Open the fridge, I gotz the Barefoot white wine aka playa juice. Into the bedroom, that's where the magic happens. My alarm clock is the most expensive thing in here, bedspread i think is down goose. Could be wrong though, we got it at target.
March 10, 2009 12:48 PM

El Padrino said...

"Besides EP, size isn't everything..."

see meiz, it's all good playa
May 11, 2009 8:46 AM

El Padrino said...

hilarious

never gonna get it said...

Looks like a bunch of cnp

Blue said...

El Padrino said...
where you going player

June 12, 2012 9:26 AM

Blue said...

to be fair, he had the hard r

tem said...

wow, that was some serious archive searching

never gonna get it said...

fucking lp

tem said...

those were all cnps

never gonna get it said...

wall

tem said...

your face is a wall

Mize said...

Tremendous work, playa

El Padrino said...

thanks playa

El Padrino said...

piece

Aitch said...

Motherfuckin Spiff! Tremendous work playa!

Mize said...

The more I think about it, I am really glad I did not act upon the escalating situation from Saturday. Holy shit, man.

Blue said...

"hey corbin, glad to have another Mets fan on here playa"

Blue said...

"The more I think about it, I am really glad I did not act upon the escalating situation from Saturday"

afraid you'd nut before she got her panties off?

Aitch said...

I'm heades for NYC for work tomorrow. I should find EP and punch him.

tem said...

meiz went from not caring and saying he had no problem banging married chicks even if they were his friends' wife to thinking maybe that is a bad idea in 2 days.

never gonna get it said...

He realized it would have involved sexy time. Ewwww

Mize said...

Pretty sure I just turned this shitty frozen pizza into something wonderful

Blue said...

he realized he would have had to become a lead singer of a band

Mize said...

Tem is correct

Blue said...

but why did you change your mind?

Mize said...

Because we were hammered?

tem said...

never let booze stop you from doing stupid shit

Mize said...

Good motto

never gonna get it said...

Because we were hammered?



You were ok with it yesterday, no? Were you still hammered?

Mize said...

So how does Keith feel about this Rockets situation?

Mize said...

I wasn't all that ok with it yesterday.

I suuuuure was all about it on Sunday, though!

never gonna get it said...

So how does Keith feel about this Rockets situation?



huh?

Mize said...

Dumping all this salary to max out Deron Williams & trade for Dwight...

never gonna get it said...

I could* care less

Blue said...

rockets are looking at adding Josh Smith and Dwight Howard...they know they're aren't in the Deron williams sweepstakes

Blue said...

I think meiz was trying to make a veiled reference at the dislike for lebron


except this isn't even close to the same situation.

Mize said...

Miller Park Drunk's Pants Party 2: Electric boogaloo!

I'm in.

Mize said...

"they know they're aren't in the Deron williams sweepstakes"


Yeah they are.

Mize said...

I don't think I'll ever get used to sleeping only 5 & a half hours.

Mize said...

"I think meiz was trying to make a veiled reference at the dislike for lebron"


No, I want to find out why this isn't deplorable.

never gonna get it said...

I don't think I'll ever get used to sleeping only 5 & a half hours.



Woe

never gonna get it said...

No, I want to find out why this isn't deplorable.



I don't think any of it is deplorable, including the Heat. With Lebron, I wanted to see him take his own team and dominate. I don't know how else you want me to 'splain it. Dude is a redonk talent, I didn't want to see him basically form an all-star team.
And secondly, I didn't like how he handled the whole thing. Just thought it was douchebaggy

never gonna get it said...

It's ok if I don't like someone that you have a boner for

Mize said...

"I don't think any of it is deplorable, including the Heat. With Lebron, I wanted to see him take his own team and dominate. I don't know how else you want me to 'splain it. Dude is a redonk talent, I didn't want to see him basically form an all-star team. "


Hm. I say let the kids have their fun.

Aitch said...

" I don't think I'll ever get used to sleeping only 5 & a half hours."

You will.

Mize said...

I be fallin' asleep at my desk tho.

Aitch said...

5 hour energy

Mize said...

I will test that tomorrow.

Aitch said...

I don't know if it really works biologically or if it is all psychosomatic, but it works for me.

Aitch said...

Looks like a CnP to me.

/Keef

Mize said...

Saw it in the Dr.'s office

never gonna get it said...

You don't need a 5 hour energy. I haven't had any type of 5 hour energy, red bull, coffee, or whatever else and I can stay awake

Aitch said...

We can't all be Superman like you, Keith.

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