Monday, June 04, 2012

Don't Assume I'll Do You A Favor

That's why its called a favor.  I may or may not take on that task.  That really is a peeve of mine.  Don't ask me to do you a favor before you announce what the favor is.  "Can you do me a favor?"  Sure.  "I need a ride to the airport for a 5AM flight".  ::flap step::


This Canadian chick is my Twitter crush. I might could love this broad.

My friend Jackie insists on kissing me on the mouth when we say hi or goodbye.  I know my parents used to do that with their other friends back in the day, but I'm fairly certain that's the only married chick I know that kisses an old friend on the lips.  Its just a peck and all, and her husband is also one of my old friends I grew up with, but there's still that little bit of "Uh, I just kissed your wife on the mouth. We're still boys, right?" about it. Anybody else?  Just me?  Jug?  Tem?  LP?  Kod? Beth?  I'm looking at you guys, here.

I know I retweet DragonflyJonez way too much, but he tweets the kind of things I think.  And he tweets those things so goddamn hilariously.  One of my goals is to go to SXSW 2013, and hang out with DFJZ, NicholsAccomp, & IAMKRIS for a couple of days.  Those dudes have so much fucking fun in Austin in March, and I want to be part of it.  I envy them for that.

I wish I was better at First Person Shooter video games.  I stink at Call Of Duty and Battlefield.  I'm so bad at Call Of Duty, I can't even get past the 3rd level on the zombie game.  Help me, Obi-Tem.  You're my only hope.

I've recently accepted the fact that if I decide to be romantically involved with a woman at this point in my life, she's likely to either have already been married or have a kid.  No kids.  I can handle the previously married ones.  That being said...

For the first time in ages, a chick that I've expressed interest in has expressed interest in me without knowing I was interested.  Make sense?  Good.  According to the artist formerly known as Deluxe, last weekend, ol' girl was asking if I was going to bring the show 3 hours up north from here as late as Saturday afternoon.  There was no way that was happening, but hey, its nice to know you cross somebody's mind from time to time.  She's interviewing for a job down around the Pewaukee area sometime soon.  That could actually work out well.  Related to the previous paragraph: She's been married.  She married the first love of her life.  He turned out to be gay.  She did the rebound guy thing, and the independent thing, and now kinda seems to be loosened back up a bit.  I threw a nonchalant holler on the fb last week.  I'll probably holler for real, soon.

Seriously guys, follow @prodigalsam





YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE WEEK
  FPS Russia Auto Glock17.  I want a ridiculous gun like this.



What do you guys watch on the YouTube machine?  Discuss.

131 comments:

tem said...

"My friend Jackie insists on kissing me on the mouth when we say hi or goodbye. "


wierd.

tem said...

it would be too wierd for me to kiss some girl i have been friends with for years on the lips everytime we said bye.

tem said...

"Help me, Obi-Tem"

play on a bigger screen.

tem said...

"Help me, Obi-Tem"

find someone who has good stats and follow them around a bit. they'll show you the good places to sit.

everyone camps on those games. even the people who bitch about campers do it all the time. they only bitch because someone shot them on the way to where they wanted to camp.

tem said...

so if you are running around all the time you're going to die alot.

just find a place to sit and wait. it's like deer hunting.

tem said...

"FPS Russia Auto Glock17. I want a ridiculous gun like this"

when he shot the water the fish must have been scared shitless.

tem said...

"What do you guys watch on the YouTube machine? "

nothing. i rarely watch utube unless something gets posted here.

Mize said...

"nothing. i rarely watch utube unless something gets posted here"

Interesting. I spend a fair amount of time on youtube every night

Mize said...

We really came out like gangbusters today.


s

I want a mustache ride said...

I agree with tem on all things said so far

Beth said...

"nothing. i rarely watch utube unless something gets posted here."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

Does mize's twitter love have a scar on her face?

Tyler said...

RE: Kissing a married woman.

That is all kinds of wrong. But she's initiating it, so it's not your fault*.

*This defense will probably not hold up in a court of law.

El Padrino said...

i wish i could kiss my friends wives on the lips

El Padrino said...

"What do you guys watch on the YouTube machine? "

old wrestling clips/interviews/matches

i download all my music from youtube using a mp3 video converter site so music

and stand up comedy

of course random sports things when they pop up

I want a mustache ride said...

i watch what is sent to me or linked here.

that's it

El Padrino said...

you guys are boring

I want a mustache ride said...

because we don't surf youtube?

Beth said...

Because we have a life?

El Padrino said...

stop it

i barely surf the net at home

El Padrino said...

"because we don't surf youtube?"

you dont go on youtube at work unless someone has linked it?

dont you link from there from time to time?

Mize said...

"Does mize's twitter love have a scar on her face?"


Maybe

I want a mustache ride said...

"dont you link from there from time to time?"

stuff people send to me

Keef said...

you dont go on youtube at work unless someone has linked it?



BLOCKT! BLOCKT!

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat hula hoop

I want a mustache ride said...

chunky butt

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Boston Bruins goaltender Tim Thomas says he'll sit out next season"

O:FB

Mize said...

"you dont go on youtube at work unless someone has linked it?"


I don't go on youtube at work at all.

Keef said...

of course random sports things when they pop up



Like the end of game 7 of the 2006 NLCS?

Mize said...

Or Carlos Beltran's double down the line against Johan last Friday?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the NFL sent an email to all of the teams on Sunday announcing it will move forward with hiring replacement referees for the 2012-13 season because negotiations ended unsuccessfully with the NFL Referees Association "

Keef said...

Camels are originally from North America.

Spaceman Spiff said...

WFT

pics are hilarity

Mize said...

Question for you house buying people.

Why does my family still pay a mortgage on our cabin when it isn't fancy, and was hand built by the family in the 70s and mid 80s?

Shouldn't that be paid off by now?

El Padrino said...

creepy

Keef said...

You should axe your family

El Padrino said...

"Shouldn't that be paid off by now?"

maybe they refi'd and pay next to nothing or took out a loan against it

see keef's comment

Tyler said...

maybe they refi'd and pay next to nothing or took out a loan against it

^^^^^^^^^

Tyler said...

Or maybe they got a 100-year loan. I don't, ask them.

tem said...

"Why does my family still pay a mortgage on our cabin when it isn't fancy, and was hand built by the family in the 70s and mid 80s?"

either they got a 30 year loan and it is almost over or they refinanced somewhere along the way and either extended the maturity date or perhaps took money out.

one scenario is someone in the family refinanced the loan, took the money out and pocketed it and is making the rest of the family just keep paying the same mortgage amount they always did.

I want a mustache ride said...

maybe they got one of those reverse mortgages

I want a mustache ride said...

are the payments big?

I want a mustache ride said...

mortgage rates back then were ridiculous...like 17-20%. If they never re-financed, they're dum

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, how much do you wish you were the guy that ran onto the field and got to celebrate amongst the mess for a few seconds after the no-no

lifetime ban from citi though, possible jail time and large fine

tem said...

lifetime ban from citi though - worth it

large fine - worth it


possible jail time - depending on how long, probably worth it

I want a mustache ride said...

they're putting beltran in jail?

El Padrino said...

"EP, how much do you wish you were the guy that ran onto the field and got to celebrate amongst the mess for a few seconds after the no-no

lifetime ban from citi though, possible jail time and large fine"



he almost sort of did

i kept asking people if they saw that, i heard nothing until today's ny post

Keef said...

Got my first promotion today.

I want a mustache ride said...

i'm proud

I want a mustache ride said...

i've never gotten a promotion (ns)

always had to leave companies to move up the chain

El Padrino said...

at first i thought, because of the jersey, it was like a Carter family member or friend approved by the club

he was not

El Padrino said...

"Got my first promotion today."

congrats

Keef said...

thanks

Keef said...

I don't remember ever getting a promotion before

I want a mustache ride said...

is this at HD?

Keef said...

Can't believe the Mess gave up a run to StL in the 9th inning last night.

Keef said...

is this at HD?



No

I want a mustache ride said...

yeah, would have been cool to have the scoreless sweeep


albert pujols wehere have you gone

Keef said...

It's not a big promotion. Just the next level up. Like a $1500 raise

Keef said...

yeah, would have been cool to have the scoreless sweeep



They're playing today too.

I want a mustache ride said...

guess it wouldn't have been a sweep, they're playing today

Keef said...

that too

I want a mustache ride said...

double dragon

El Padrino said...

1-1 in the 5th

tem said...

"Got my first promotion today."

associate?

tem said...

raises are cool. congrats.

Keef said...

The Mess are 8 games above .500 and have a run differential of -6. They must get blowed* out a lot

tem said...

"Like a $1500 raise"

obligatory....

i could live for months on $1500 comment. /meiz

Keef said...

associate?


Got rid of that tag

tem said...

"Got rid of that tag"

Sr. Associate?

I want a mustache ride said...

assistant to the regional manager

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice, congrats

Blue said...

keith is moving up the corporate ladder

he's "the man" now

El Padrino said...

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

ALL MY LY-E-IFE

all my LI-E-IFE

Keef said...

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS

El Padrino said...

I WISH YOU WEREN'T SUCH A LIAR

Keef said...

Ohio State issued a statement Monday saying that Meyer had suspended senior tight end Jake Stoneburner and junior offensive tackle Jack Mewhort after they were arrested by police on a misdemeanor charge of obstructing official business.


Hilarity. tOSU isn't bowl eligible, so Urb can suspend anyone and it won't matter. I'm pretty sure that if this happened next season, he wouldn't have suspended them.

El Padrino said...

what is official business?

tem said...

suspended them how long? are they really going to miss games?

if they do they'll miss the cakewalk 1st game.

Keef said...

suspended them how long? are they really going to miss games?



Didn't say

Keef said...

what is official business?


no idear

Spaceman Spiff said...

"OBSTRUCTING OFFICIAL BUSINESS

No person shall hinder, oppose, obstruct or resist any police officer or any other law enforcement officer performing law enforcement duties as such, or aid or abet any person doing the same."

Blue said...

they messed with obama

Blue said...

they stole one of gordon Gee's bowties

Keef said...

Those police officers should of* just walked away

Keef said...

The international manhunt for the porn actor accused of killing and dismembering a man in Canada ended Monday in a Berlin Internet cafe with the arrest of Luka Rocco Magnotta, according to authorities in Canada and Germany.



Internet cafe is so 2002

El Padrino said...

ha internet cafe

El Padrino said...

"Turbulence"

Steve Aoki and Laidback Luke feat. Lil Jon


Your welcome.

El Padrino said...

Police hunt 'Flashlight Bomber' in Phoenix...

Keef said...

A month after Nadya Suleman took her clothes off for an adult video, the octuplets mom has accepted a job dancing topless at a Florida strip club, her representative said Monday.
"This is not a new career for her," Gina Rodriguez told CNN. "She is just promoting her new video."


Yeah, God forbid she gets judged

Blue said...

why does anyone care?

Blue said...

when you got 14 mouths to feed, you better be willing to shake it

Keef said...

Ron Lynch, who bought the national name rights in 2006, has opened 69 Tilted Kilt locations with six in Arizona, and is on track to open more than 30 locations by the end of 2012. The latest Tilted Kilt opened in April across the street from a new Harrah's casino in downtown Cleveland.

El Padrino said...

like a boss

El Padrino said...

just approved a large payment going to Zeke Capital Advisors

mmmmmmmmmm

El Padrino said...

i'd eat a mile of shit to fuck charlize theron

Keef said...

You'd probably die first

El Padrino said...

mets lose

suite jinx blue

Keef said...

ha

El Padrino said...

yeah!

El Padrino said...

FAG

Keef said...

Didn't mean to decline the new game

ToddPacker said...

"Got my first promotion today."

congrats

Keef said...

thanks

El Padrino said...

DragonflyJonez

what is he anyway a rapper?

Blue said...

he's just some random dude

Blue said...

bomani's brother

Keef said...

The Z gives him more street cred than Bomani, though

El Padrino said...

piece

Mize said...

"DragonflyJonez

what is he anyway a rapper?"


Just a dude.

Mize said...

Wall

Mize said...

Boobs McGee needs to fix her twitter settings.

Jugdish said...

EP, how much do you wish you were the guy that ran onto the field and got to celebrate amongst the mess for a few seconds after the no-no


The guy had jorts on, it was tp

Mize said...

Tyler, @Jose3030 will likely have Dream Team available shortly after it airs.

Tyler said...

Ok, just as long as it's not a video cam feed of his TV.

Tyler said...

So I gotta follow that dude now?

Tyler said...

I was hoping they would release it on DVD, but I can't find anything. I would pay retail price for an official DVD.

Tyler said...

I wish someone would pay me to write 5000 words on the '80s Dallas Mavericks. I could easily do that.

Tyler said...

I will probably buy Jack McCallum's Dream Team book for my Kindle.

Mize said...

"Ok, just as long as it's not a video cam feed of his TV."


He's a pro.

Tyler said...

That's My Boy premiere is at the theater two blocks away from work. Giant Adam Sandler posters. Almost threw up my lunch right after I ate it when I saw the red carpet treatment it got. Thank God it will be gone tomorrow.

Keef said...

Asu has a volleyball player named Mercedes Binns. Wft

Jugdish said...

When I was in tech school for the AF there was a guy named North West.

Mize said...

Now that is a tragic name.

Keef said...

Sick wife & kid. No work tonight. EOW

Mize said...

I'm cranking out 10.5 hour days on M,W,Th for the next few weeks. Cool with it, though. I like the money.

Keef said...

Do they let you have much OT

Mize said...

I just has to be OK'd by big bossman. I'm doing 6hrs/week for the next few weeks.

Mize said...

*It

Keef said...

Nice

Mize said...

Yeah, except its back in customer service. I was already cussing people yesterday. One of the 2 most important voicemailboxes went unchecked from 10:30AM to 3:15PM when I checked it. 33 goddamn messages. WFT are they doing over there?

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