Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Anti Climaxic*

I say congrats to EP on the no-hitter. But...I think the mess were a better story when they hadn't had one. Kind of like how the Cubs are a better story because they haven't won the world series in over 100 years...When they win one it will be great, for like a month. The no-hitter was great for like a day.

Celtics have destroyed the heat each of the last 4 games...if the refs don't rob the celtics in game 2, this series is over. O:FL is stronger than O:FB.

My basketball team lost in the playoffs last night to a team that hadn't won a game. Douchebag dude on my team doesn't know how to play defense, and kept picking me when his guy set a pick, it was like a double screen. In the end we had a chance to put it in OT but other dude missed one of his 3 FTs. It was fun though once the Highschool kids quit playing on my team...i'm going to play summer league. Side note, i did not see Terrell Suggs there.

breakfast burritos were an awesome invention. Those crafty mexicans.

dog days of summer are about to start.

I actually watched some hockey on saturday...it's not a bad presentation, but the fact i'd rather watch Golf hurts it.

Speaking of golf, going out on the links with the new boss on Friday...we'll see how that goes. I'm thinking of getting rip roaring drunk.

Casey Martin qualified for the US Open, he'll be riding around in his cart. Take that Tony Romo.

Bought a new tree for the front yard of our house. Ridiculous how much trees cost. It's a sugar maple, and the guy tried to sell me on the fact i could make my own maple syrup. Yeah, ok dude.

Big summer of movies...what movie do you want to see the most...and why?


120 comments:

Blue said...

"generally companies dislike paying OT."

Not when meiz is involved

tem said...

it must be one hell of a big tree if you can make your own syrup from 1 tree.

tem said...

i haven't been to the movies in a while. i need to go sunday and watch something. maybe avengers. or MIB 3. or that snow white thing. or whatever else is out.

El Padrino said...

fucking trees

Blue said...

yeah, don't have to worry about trees in the concrete jungle

El Padrino said...

hey i just me you
and this is crazzzzzzyyy

but heres my number
call me

maybe

Keef said...

Side note, i did not see Terrell Suggs there.



Why you gotta be a rat? Mind your own business

/LP

El Padrino said...

the paul pierce dagger three in Lebron's face with about 30 something seconds left was so suite

El Padrino said...

the mets game last night was so painful it's as if they had the Nats on the money line last night

only conclusion

El Padrino said...

i wonder if sandy alderson is aware the team can make trades

Blue said...

who they gonna trade?

Blue said...

jason bay?

tem said...

johan. his stock is high.

El Padrino said...

no for like a reliever or role player, trade a minor leaguer for a veteran right hander

the bullpen is atrocious

tem said...

your face is atrocious

Keef said...

It is

El Padrino said...

spaceship just floated by

tem said...

were arabs flying it?

if so you should duck.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i haven't been to the movies in a while. i need to go sunday and watch something. maybe avengers."

avengers/prometheus movie hop

Keef said...

too soon, tem

El Padrino said...

cantina bell

El Padrino said...

my next movie trip will be Dark Knight Rises, haven't been to movies since The Hangover

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"@engeljen
Overheard: Pierce on his way back to huddle after draining monster 3 "I got your five, six, seven right here bitches"."

Spaceman Spiff said...

good job, good effort by the heat though

Keef said...

Kid yelling that was hilarity

El Padrino said...

it was weird it came through so clear

Blue said...

i get the feeling that it's less about winning a championship, and more about beating the heat for the Celtics

El Padrino said...

postgame interview when the st bernard asked garnett what keeps him motivated he went all crazy eyes into the camera

that was funny

Keef said...

Tyler is playing at Disneyland

Spaceman Spiff said...

"postgame interview when the st bernard asked garnett what keeps him motivated he went all crazy eyes into the camera"

pic

El Padrino said...

hilarity

ToddPacker said...

"the mets game last night was so painful it's as if they had the Nats on the money line last night"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"An Ohio mother is fuming today after her son was recently denied his diploma because she and other relatives cheered too loudly for Mt. Healthy senior Anthony Cornist as he walked on stage during the high school's graduation ceremony.

His diploma will be held hostage until Anthony performs 20 hours of community service"

WFT?

Keef said...

I bet they aren't white

El Padrino said...

fucking ohio

tem said...

Mt. Healthy is a dumb name.

tem said...

0% chance he does that community service.

Keef said...

that's racist

Keef said...

wall

Blue said...

that's awesome

tem said...

wallsome

Blue said...

good job, good effort kid

Keef said...

bluedrino, hey

Blue said...

really?

where's the link..as.

Blue said...

was it posted over the weekend, because i don't pay attention to that

Blue said...

good job kid's fake twitter

Blue said...

he already has 3K followers

Keef said...

Does there have to be a link to be padrino?

Keef said...

I thought you were hitting the links on friday

Mize said...

I don't really feel like training newbs over in customer service today.

Spaceman Spiff said...

funny when breen is talking about how the crowd has gone silent, and you can hear the kid clearer than anything

there's a website already too, just has the quote though

tem said...

meiz is already training people?

El Padrino said...

for his old job it seems

Mize said...

"meiz is already training people?"


I've been training people for months.

Spaceman Spiff said...

watch out

Spaceman Spiff said...

first thing said to each newbie

"I'm sorry if my confidence is off-putting. I just think I'm better than "you""

El Padrino said...

"I've been training people for months."

for your old job

Mize said...

Your point?

Mize said...

IRREGARDLESS, I could train a new persno to do this job no problem.

tem said...

oh, i thought he was training people for the job he started 2 weeks ago or 1 week ago or whenever it was.

El Padrino said...

dont act like you are training people for a job you probably still dont know fully yet

it's off-putting

sysco beast

Blue said...

beasT

Blue said...

"Does there have to be a link to be padrino?"

you're so retarded

El Padrino said...

I could train a new persno to do this job no problem.


ok pecos

Keef said...

Who's more arrogant? Mize or LP?

Keef said...

During the Middle Ages, Europeans sometimes paid rent with peppercorns.

Keef said...

you're so retarded



No. Got it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i could live comfortably off a few peppercorn for months

/meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Joey Votto has only pulled one foul ball into the seats in his major league career, and it was during his rookie year"

Mize said...

The transpo guys are geeking out over this new motorized dolly. Its pretty suite.

Mize said...

"I could train a new persno to do this job no problem.


ok pecos"

I learned how to do this job in 2 days. There's a reason nobody else applied for it. It would have meant a pay cut for every single person that would have applied.

Mize said...

That being said, Sysco pays very well.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The family of a Georgia man who died when his heart couldn’t take a three-way sex romp was awarded a hefty $3 million payout by a jury.

William Martinez’s estate was originally seeking $5 million in a medical malpractice case that claimed a cardiologist failed to warn the 31-year-old to stay away from physical activity. While Gwinnett County jurors sided with the family Tuesday, they agreed to a lesser amount after finding Martinez was 40% liable for his own death.

Martinez, a husband and father of two, was engaged in a threesome with a friend and another woman who was not his wife. He died March 12, 2009."

beff killed a man

Spaceman Spiff said...

whales shouldn't shuffle

El Padrino said...

big man fall hard

Keef said...

"Joey Votto has only pulled one foul ball into the seats in his major league career, and it was during his rookie year"



It's funny that they track stuff like this

Beth said...

"beff killed a man"

That story has been HUGE news around here since it happened. People are outraged by the verdict. Dude was a cop too.

El Padrino said...

what are these bracelets everyone seems to wear now

so gay

it's like a string of colorful balls with black band underneath

Keef said...

That story has been HUGE news around here since it happened. People are outraged by the verdict. Dude was a cop too.



Noone in Atlanta cares about that

/mize

Beth said...

"Noone in Atlanta cares about that

/mize"


Well the threesome death story is definitely less interesting than hearing about Mize's overtime.

Keef said...

If it's about mize or LP, it's more interesting than anything else

Keef said...

"I just want to apologize and let people know that it's not who I am, that's not who I'm going to be," he said.



2 DUIs in 2 years kind of says that it's who you are

tem said...

"Joey Votto has only pulled one foul ball into the seats in his major league career, and it was during his rookie year"

i consider this unlikely.

tem said...

speaking of booze, did csil ever have a drink with her on the wagon bf?

Keef said...

speaking of booze, did csil ever have a drink with her on the wagon bf?


You don't read the weekend comments either?

kod said...

"And the whole hafta use premium gas myth, too."


wasn't a myth for my 2001 Eclipse; I damn near wrecked the engine putting low grade in it


of course, low and mid grade gas costs the station the exact same; there are a few places that keep the price the same, happily one in Bemidji does

Keef said...

No, she didn't have a drink. She drank iced tea all night and sat miserably next to him the whole night. It was awkward.

kod said...

not that I still drive the Eclipse, but I'll take mid grade over low grade anyday when the price is the same

Keef said...

I would venture to say that anyone would choose the higher grade if the price was the same

tem said...

"You don't read the weekend comments either?"

i read where you said no drink yet, but i didn't read anything that said she never had a drink.

tem said...

"I would venture to say that anyone would choose the higher grade if the price was the same"

when i had my elantra i would always take the low grade. the mid grade ran hotter and would burn up the plastic the my engine was made of.

mostly ns.

Keef said...

i read where you said no drink yet, but i didn't read anything that said she never had a drink.



Mize & I talked about it after that comment

Keef said...

I've nerve* seen 89 grade the same price as 87 grade

Keef said...

Mize & I talked about it after that comment




mize said his dad was an asshole and he would straighten her up

Blue said...

""Joey Votto has only pulled one foul ball into the seats in his major league career, and it was during his rookie year""

doesn't mean he hasn't fouled a ball off into the seats, just hasn't pulled one foul.

it's because he's always late on pitches

kod said...

I've nerve* seen 89 grade the same price as 87 grade


I hadn't either until I started looking; it's still pretty rare, but they're around, even in small towns like Bemidji

Keef said...

Every place here is $.10 difference. Still really not a big deal, $1.50 per fillup

Keef said...

Your face is always late on pitches

Blue said...

my face misses pitches all the time

Aitch said...

"what movie do you want to see the most"

Csil's inevitable sextape...

Keef said...

Maybe she'll be on that show Intervention

tem said...

She had a golden opportunity for serious drama and blew it.

Aitch said...

And btw, when did I ever say BmH was the best I ever had?

Keef said...

She had a golden opportunity for serious drama and blew it.


It's early in the game

Keef said...

Aitch said...
... BmH was the best I ever had

El Padrino said...

dolphins cheerleaders are hot b

El Padrino said...

i hope this woman brings back some carvel like i asked

two for one wednesday b

El Padrino said...

haters gon hate

El Padrino said...

i want a tambourine

El Padrino said...

you think niggas in paris get offended when people say niggas in paris?

El Padrino said...

dis hockey game is intense

Blue said...

pretty sure pop doesn't want gary neal taking all the big shots

Blue said...

tornado in the area.

cmblue is freaking out

Blue said...

all i can think of is if our tv is hooked up in the basement

tem said...

Fucking spurs.

tem said...

Hit my head against the fence in softball. It hurts.

Mize said...

I'm shittin' on this track like Waka Flocka Seagulls.

/Simon Rex
//Dirt Nasty

Mize said...

"cmblue is freaking out"

Over a tornado?

Mize said...

"Hit my head against the fence in softball. It hurts."


OTSS, Tem. OTSS.

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